What a blast! I was so nervous to meet y’all 💯🙌🏼💛 next time we all wear Garth shirts! 😂

@angelamerkin

Жыл бұрын

I love you mommy

@JiggyGnorrus

Жыл бұрын

Toodalooooo

@skateland12345

Жыл бұрын

SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU ONE HERE

@mattsammi4143

Жыл бұрын

Never seen you before, new fan from Australia 😊

@misfitbritt

Жыл бұрын

This made my whole WEEK! I got into a pretty good car accident a couple days ago... got my face and shoulder fucked up pretty good, fractured nose. Fun times! This is JUST what I needed! Love ya hunnies!

Chelcie wearing a Garth Brooks T-shirt is the cherry on top this episode

@ethanswizz6127

Жыл бұрын

Lighting is on point Booth boys! Loving the new portraits in the background!!

@myopinionz2

Жыл бұрын

Garth or Reba ❤️

@luisgodines7701

Жыл бұрын

And the ice cream was how hard they tried to get the point across about Tammy being a character.

@dustinsanchez7820

Жыл бұрын

Isn't it just serendipity where are the bodies

@nicholasburton4412

Жыл бұрын

i wonder why they didnt mention or talk about it but im only 1.28 in

She’s actually a super cool lady. I really enjoyed this episode. I like how you guys showed off her personality and didn’t constantly treat her like Tammy. Solid pod

“When someone plays a character well, there’s a little bit of that in them.” Will most definitely be played at the segura serial murder trial

I need a movie with Chelcie Lynn, Tim Dillon, Theo Von, as half-siblings looking for their dad...who ends up being Ron White.

@snaxolotl2.0

Жыл бұрын

Lawd, yes! Like the Tropic Thunder version of a sperm donor dad movie.

@touger9759

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@funnydonor9484

Жыл бұрын

Stay in your lane of washing paint chips down with dusters

@rumple7mintze

Жыл бұрын

You may have just written a comedic masterpiece in the comment section

@triciabrannan122

Жыл бұрын

That's fucking brilliant!!!

The more Christine discloses, the more I'm amazed she's survived until 45

@oldkingcrow777

Жыл бұрын

It's the interesting ones who survive. The Bert syndrome where others die so realize you can't die 🤣

That "you got a cigarette" video was my favorite for so long.

I need weekly updates about Baldwin’s LATINA wife, I was dying through that part 😆😆😆

Nice to see Tim made it through his basketball ball game in one piece with everything pointing the right way

@thestraydog

Жыл бұрын

I was both looking forward to and dreading new Air Segura merch, not gonna lie

@Lean_Dad

Жыл бұрын

To soon

christine accidentally dropping 2 pazsitzky effects in 1: dumping grease down the drain?? rip to your plumbing😭😂

@willdavis9461

Жыл бұрын

i was thinking the exact same thing 😢

Kristinometer: 4 meows. She’ll be tame this episode.

I absolutely love the “I love you” segment it’s such a fun thing to do an I believe it puts a smile on everyone’s face 🫶🏻

@auroraborealis13579

Жыл бұрын

POSITIVITY ❤

The Garth brooks shirt for this podcast was a good outfit choice lol

The Pazsitzky effect is pretty much that Quantum Leap meme where the guy says, "Am I retarded?" then looks into the mirror.

Tim’s face when she’s talking about the cold water and the dishes when she says she’s an idiot had me rolling.

I love this show, but Christina trying to make facial expressions the day after her botox treatments is HILARIOUS

@triciabrannan122

Жыл бұрын

I honestly was like she looks swollen but that clocks!

@Cyxz666

Жыл бұрын

She's gonna look like Madonna in 20 years 😆

@migzydrift

Жыл бұрын

She’s turning into Roseanne 2.0

@dansbike1

Жыл бұрын

Roseanne looks better. More natural. Christina fucked her face up 😝

@joshuaolmstead5225

Жыл бұрын

I just commented on that very thing and I feel bad attacking somebody's physical appearance but I feel like she's completely brought all this on to herself like she would hate this person 3 years ago even she would have hated the person that is doing what she's doing right now

Imagine Christine’s surprise when she realizes you’re not supposed to put grease down the drain.

@kevinl3254

Жыл бұрын

@@nq6508 septic tanks are for the poors. Just like using a wash cloth. But not washing your legs and feet are for the riches

@oldkingcrow777

Жыл бұрын

​@@kevinl3254 agreed except for the septic tank. Thats for the richies. Don't want your poops intermingling with all the public meth and percocrt waste

@edenzero8064

Жыл бұрын

Shes too wealthy to ever learn that or care

She’s so pretty 😍 She opened up about her addict parents. So real & vulnerable When she said: “How’d I turn out half decent?! Idk” 💀 Ps. I loved her Garth Brooks shirt 💀

@Mao_tse_tung

Жыл бұрын

You spelled fat wrong

@samgray5005

Жыл бұрын

@@Mao_tse_tungthe best comment

@holymacarenafin2319

Жыл бұрын

She Michelin mans wife. She has pretty soul.

@paolo3794

Жыл бұрын

She's a great person but not pretty tho

Tammy wearing the Garth shirt is the most under appreciated bit!!

Tammy the character is royalty compared to most of the actual cool guys we see come through YMH 😂

@MrBuketman

Жыл бұрын

She’s wearing a Garth Brooks shirt

Chelcie coming in with the Garth tee 🔥

@FredrickFreaker

Жыл бұрын

Touch my corpse through the coffin G!

Christina has to be joking about the washing dishes with cold water, that's just insane

@theantichrist5191

4 ай бұрын

i do it because i don't like how my hands get so water logged in hot or warm water and that doesn't happen in cold water. but now i mostly buy paper and plastic shit so i can just throw it away and not really have to wash anything

Dear YMH, I recently had a stroke while at work. All glory to God I am here today and home w/ my family and doing well. What w/ all the sounds of machines you hear which is your life, literally. Late at night after visitors leave, and it's just yourself in those rooms, it can get kinda scary. You, your wife (and Bert) kept my mind busy the few nights I was in the ICU. You may never see this or know how you truly help some folks along the way w/ what you do on here, lol. I just wanted to say I am one of them one of them. Thank you. Keep doing what you're doing. 👍 That is all. David Jr

Tom trying to act like he’s not a Florida-man, overdosing on bathtub GHB

@gman2419

Жыл бұрын

Bert must be Florida man as well

@4everadawg187

Жыл бұрын

@@gman2419 Aaahhundred percent

@auroraborealis13579

Жыл бұрын

I really forgot about that story!

@auroraborealis13579

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for reminding me! 😂😂😂

I work in a security control room for a bank and myself and the guys always sneak in a 'love you' at the end of calls for years. Only been caught maybe once or twice? Lol

Ahh she's always the best podcast guest.

I met a fellow Mommy today. It gave me a thrill to call him Mommy back, lol. You guys truly do make a difference in our lives. Thank you!

morning mommies so happy to see Chelcielynn's lady hangers this lovely wednesday morn

My favorite weekly routine is tuning into ymh as I'm on the road for work

@christiantroxel4771

Жыл бұрын

Same, g. Ironically, ymh Keeps me sane😂😅

@gitgen1887

Жыл бұрын

Get to work

@blainesalyer

Жыл бұрын

Have you tried Benadryl?

Each week Christy gets closer and closer to asking for the manager

@rickeykoga2312

Жыл бұрын

Her eyes... I haven't watched YMH in a few months wtf happened?? They're botoxed to hell

@Amdy68

Жыл бұрын

She shoulda asked for him years ago…

@rumple7mintze

Жыл бұрын

Karen pushitsky

@pickeldpunches5906

Жыл бұрын

This podcast made my morning thank you 🤠

@maybeaspider3456

Жыл бұрын

she looks like she got hit in the face today, jesus christ

Tammy is hilarious! Her team does a great job supporting the character too.

'If you shame someone enough you break their spirit and they stop.' you can hear Tim's pain behind that comment.

The Hunnies meet the Mommies! 😁

Tom’s joke about his dad dying was short but what a crazy joke haha

@oldkingcrow777

Жыл бұрын

Yoi know he loves Charo, but that was serious. If he HAD to pick. Sorry Charo, me and Top Dog have a special bond

The super high-tech NFL-level transitions during the YMH jam got me glassin' big time.

I want to give a personal thank you to Christina P for the laugh at 1:39:01 I was stretching my neck when this came on and I almost broke my neck laughing so hard mid stretch.

Christin looks different, I think Tom might've actually gone full Garth

@buttersstotch4956

Жыл бұрын

Her hair is cut shorter

@MrFozzie52

Жыл бұрын

​@@buttersstotch4956 nah she's had some work done for sure

@buttersstotch4956

Жыл бұрын

@@MrFozzie52 yeah I mean she has said she gets Botox every now and then but her hair also is shorter than it usually is

@panini79

Жыл бұрын

She is done a mini-Madonna 👀🙈

@405thful

Жыл бұрын

Yes! Its not her hair. Its botox or something. Its starting to look terrible 🤨

I was staring at the Garth shirt the whole time waiting for it. Tom teased us at the end .

I taught my lady all about the "Cool Guys" *insert guitar solo*. Good Morning Julia is top tier and 4 Strokes Guy resonates with her for some reason- we're loving those portraits behind Tom! I changed our morning alarms to "Good Morning Julia Part 2" and our text notification sounds to Drunk Guy sounds "BLEH!"- I highly recommend you all do the same if you want to wake up feeling wanted or a less anxiety-inducing text sound. I like to think that the world is Joe and I'm Julia in this situation- wouldn't we all be so lucky to be so unconditionally loved and cared for like Joe loves and cares for Julia- it's a great way to start the day- FULL TROTTLE!

@clevermissfox

Жыл бұрын

Smart, it brings joy. BLECH

@JRocktheGameRocker

Жыл бұрын

@@clevermissfox It brings so much joy, like a car pinning an Asian mechanic does for Tom

WHAT!! LETS GOOOO!! Tammy on YMH this is awesome! She is great on the Honey Dew.

Man she has a good vibe energy

My favorite is hearing tom imitate his kids

Tom calls Chelcie Tammy towards the end 😂 just goes to show how good Chelcie is she is fluent between character and self

NO F-ING WAY!!! OMG, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR CHELCIE LYNN TO COME ON YMH!!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!! Thanks Jeans!

lmmfao the more Christina opens up the more she sounds like Berts perfect match. XD

@flynnplumlee5293

Жыл бұрын

Remember wipegate? Shit-to-shower is a VERY Bert move

@littlewigglemonster7691

Жыл бұрын

More like his sister.

@user-ey4ut9uc8w

Жыл бұрын

What she said about tequila killed me, especially coming from a family with a bunch of alcoholic Mexican uncles. The type of drunk is way better than wine drunk, but in no way can you just not get drunk. That’s bert level alcoholism coping 😂

@stormmekikuo4497

Жыл бұрын

@• a huuuuuuuundred per-cent agree. Wine drunk is usually heavy judgements or the "you know what you should do" bs. Tequila is a wild time.

Started doing the “I love you” to McD workers with my kids 8 years ago.

13:33 Tom it's one hole we bleed out of. If 2 holes are bleeding there is a bigger problem afoot. Love the episode! 🤘

You can see that they blew all their money on those transition effects during the theme song. That's some next level shit. Shoutout to the boot boys!

@vbrook04

Жыл бұрын

Using those Powerpoint transitions

Listen, fart shame is real. I was known as an anomaly in my friend group and just with my peers… because I did not fart, like it would but literally I can months without ever farting. The shame portion: My mother is so disturbed by farts. We never said anything about the bathroom (just excuse yourself). If you had to fart, go to the bathroom. I’m 33 now, I just started farting like a normal person in the last couple years. I really just thought I wasn’t able to. 😅😂😂😂

@clevermissfox

Жыл бұрын

What a pazitsky effect! But me too , I rarely toot

@changeDAmange

Жыл бұрын

Did you burp a lot

Christina’s face to Tom when she mentions Mikey 😂

1. Tim has been in a much better mood ever since they went to blowie central 2. My therapist told me to get a sleepmask and this is perfect timing

When Tim pulled the glove out I turned into a telescope

@jarnold1789

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit THE GLOVE IS BACK. I feel like my dad finally came back from getting cigarettes

@swaggnifacent8207

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mattwheatley593

Жыл бұрын

​@@jarnold1789 I must've missed something

"I like hos that keep it 💯 with their ho life" -Tom Love it

Finallyyy Tammy comes on!!!! I’ve been waiting for this♥️♥️♥️

My mom taught me to wash dishes as hot as your hands can tolerate. Washing with cold water is wild.

I love that even tom didn’t know Tammy was a character at first 😂

@johnnydeleon8210

Жыл бұрын

I didn't know till last year

@tangybuttfrogfpv8772

Жыл бұрын

Theo von is a character too right? Asking for a friend

@back2good474

Жыл бұрын

@@tangybuttfrogfpv8772 lol no one knows

@tangybuttfrogfpv8772

Жыл бұрын

@@back2good474 theo is playing a character, he's broke character a few times over the years and other comedians have said he's in character but completely different behind closed doors. Same as Larry the cable guy and dice clay

@terrymead4024

Жыл бұрын

I didn’t know the first time either

1:27:51 Tom's face when she says I'm an idiot 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

Seeing the back of the guest’s head in the one shot of Tom is my favorite part

Enney killing it with those switches in the intro

I havent watched YMH in over a year now but Toms looking great

Thanks Tom! So cool! Your period eating story really was a good way for me to wake up today. I'm sure my days gonna be 100x better now ☺️

@jarnold1789

Жыл бұрын

High and tight, mommy

@clicheguevara5282

Жыл бұрын

I’m definitely having spaghetti for dinner tonight.

The funny comes from what’s real! Thanks Ymh!

I binged the first season of Slow Horses last night, thanks Tom!

I worked in fast food, The customer is on autopilot as well. I would say random things, Like "Here is your burger with a side of monkey brains" And they would respond thank you, then realize I said something different after I walked away.

Yes! Another episode of “New Guest Same Clips” 🥂

i noticed the Garth Brooks shirt and laughed so hard from when Tom was talking about Garth in past episodes. HAHAHA

1:13:58 I want more moments like this. 😂 1:24:06 That isn't real!?!? 🤯🤯 I always thought it was.. 1:28:36 Definitely me...😂

Christina left Tom. So Tom bought himself a new version of Christina

@2mis2TL86

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@palaholic1889

Жыл бұрын

New and improved, now with a career!

@Mickey_Valentine

Жыл бұрын

And amazingly the trailer trash is classier than the jordan peterson lover version

@robertfrost8264

Жыл бұрын

@@palaholic1889 nah this is the Wish version bruh

@Thorracer5

Жыл бұрын

@@robertfrost8264it’s bro, not “bru” ya queer

Tom got schooled by the weatherman lmfao! I'm happy he didn't break in half again.

I felt like a Christine when I realized the clock icon on my phone actually has the correct time on it!

Chelcie got a Garth Brooks shirt on 😂

OMG, what happened to Christina's face? She looks like she was sting in the face by a swarm or had a severe alergic reaction. She went too far...she was hot.

@_ATMBMB_

Жыл бұрын

Give it a couple weeks..

@Newbootgoofin20

Жыл бұрын

The problem is too much makeup. If she just went natural, it would be night and day.

I appreciate the rotation of the portraits!

Glad she got on, deserves all the recognition. Great person and funny.

Who is going to tell Christina that you can’t pour grease down the kitchen drain?

@zigwil153

Жыл бұрын

When she does that fake laugh it sounds like she is gargling grease.

@oldkingcrow777

Жыл бұрын

Just turn the heat up all the way and dump a half bottle of Dawn with it 🤣

Oh this is gonna be gooooood!!

Her Garth Brookes shirt MADE this episode for me

I discovered The Toilet Bowl Cleaners about 2 years ago and about 15 seconds into that first song I knew Tim and Christine would love them. I’ve been waiting for them to find each other ever since, and FINALLY the day has come. I am absolutely thrilled!!!! Also every time I dry off after a shower I think about how Christine didn’t do that until she got a robe like 3 years ago lol

When I saw the glove my jaw dropped, I can't wait to see that recap

@jacobrouton7709

Жыл бұрын

Have they said when it will be released yet?

@Longerbeamer

Жыл бұрын

What does the glove mean

@davidc1439

Жыл бұрын

@@Longerbeamer It means the fabled Glove-Comic has handed out a stern spanking

@jarnold1789

Жыл бұрын

@@Longerbeamer It means Tommy Bunns is in rare form

@AntiHeroAnon

Жыл бұрын

@Jacob Routon so far they have just said it'll be a self contained video to come soon, I imagine they were still editing it when they filmed this episode

I’m shocked Christina was washing dishes with freezing cold water to the point where it was painful lmao

@YoMama9021

Жыл бұрын

You’re supposed to rinse dishes with cold water.

@ultranitro437

Жыл бұрын

Your new to the show I take it?

Two of my favorite podcast finally linked up!!! Hell yeah!!!!

She's so great. Perfect guest

Yo that f.a.r.t song was hilarious. Some juke music was something I didn’t expect xD

those transitions the booth boys do during the theme song is award winning editing

Listening to Tim talk about his experience at the Daytona 500 doing 2 Bears, I'm so happy for his success!

@WKRP187

Жыл бұрын

Him and Bart did a live broadcast from there Sunday morning it was "interesting" interactions with the fans.. lol

@cornbredx

Жыл бұрын

The funniest part of that show was how much the audience didn't care about the podcast and how much Tom and Bert kept making crude jokes and then wondering if the show promoters knew they were going to be so crude. 😄

@genore1993

Жыл бұрын

Good to know this wasnt filmed a month ago then!

Tell Enny that he just informed me of not needing the cotton ball. I am 37.

Christina's face looks puffy 😊

Can we hire someone to deep dive videos again, am I the only one that thinks the mommies need better content to review?

@Z-pizzle23

Жыл бұрын

Most of their clips now I've seen scrolling threw Instagram myself, Christy has gone too mainstream on the toks lately

@barryallen8882

Жыл бұрын

How about the first video blasting fat bodies?!!! 🤔 🤦‍♂️

@winsalot84

Жыл бұрын

I'm waiting for Tom to finish this giant tour. I'm sure it will go back to how it was before. At least for a little bit any how, lol.

Christina made water warm. 🤯 Thank you for this revelation.

I love the warriors reference Chelcie made when the black sedan guy went looking for something lol

Good morning mommies!!🙌🏽🙌🏽

Christine's eyes can't hide it. I'm calling it. There is trouble in paradise.

@Audiofatuation

Жыл бұрын

Whacha mean

@officialshakeymusic

Жыл бұрын

It’s Botox brother

I cannot begin to describe how excited I am to see Chelcie on YMH. Two of my favorite worlds have collided! ❤

Thank you so much for the toilet bowl cleaners 😂👌🏽

I love that Tammy is wearing a Garth shirt!

You’ll never see a real man clean his house faster than when a chic tells them she’s coming over.

@monkey_ish4117

Жыл бұрын

Give me an hour. I will have my flat looking like a 5 star hotel!

Love seeing Tim Burton express emotion over sports

I've been to Thackerville! Saw Craig Ferguson there about a decade ago. Nice to see a fellow Oklahomie on this episode!

As an Oklahoman, she hit the nail on the head with we all know a Tammy.

@auroraborealis13579

Жыл бұрын

I’m from Washington and we had our own Northern Tammy’s! ❤😂

Did Christina take last week off because of whatever happened to her face? Sup with dem 👀 s?