"Fine I'll make my own star wars, with blackjack and hookers!"- Zach Snyder probably.

@bretthake7713

5 ай бұрын

Read this as "with Jack Black and hookers" and honestly I'd watch that

@eeveegee666

5 ай бұрын

🤌

@softballhumanoid

5 ай бұрын

He definitely said that, because he's not about to come up with a new or interesting way to say that. The accompanying visuals will be great, though.

@davidblank420

5 ай бұрын

@@softballhumanoid yeah if you like slo-mo.

I’d like to start a petition to use the sound byte of mason saying “we the best podcast” as the new intro

@DarkachuWasTaken

5 ай бұрын

I'd sign that petition

@titaniumman02

5 ай бұрын

You dare oppose the intro of a many persons childhoods?

@bobdylan1968

5 ай бұрын

They ain't believe in ussss. Big sandwich diiidd.

@phineassawyer7889

5 ай бұрын

Which episode was that from?

This show has given me so much entertainment, even in just the couple of months that i've known about it.. Thank you for the perpetually effervescent charm and silliness, fellas.

@wateronmars-bz4yc

5 ай бұрын

yeah! I'll mostly leave horrible comments on KZread, to exist in another life, but this is true! nicely put! pillow biter

Panicked Disney Execs Pitching Rise Of Skywalker Changes is my new favorite bit 😂

Man I was so ready to vote for Rebel Moon part One for "The game is on" from the title alone, but its hard to beat "The entirety of the DCEU".

Weekly Planet drops line up perfectly with the beginning of my work shift! 😁

It’s a shame because “Rebel Moon” in the context of a space story is such an enticing title and concept, but then they had to tack on “child of fire: armageddon: chapter 1” or whatever and now it sounds like a generic young adult post apocalyptic novel or a generic mobile game franchise.

"those fractions are the same mason" going into letters has me in tears idk why

It’s a shame there’s never be a Great Glass Elevator movie.

Quote of life - “it’s almost as if none of this means anything.”

“2 kids in a trenchcoat” 😂😂😂😂 You 2 rule. Always the best! ❤❤❤👍🇨🇦

How did James hear that setup and not realize the "secret ingredient" was gonna be love or whatever

@andrewmedved7632

5 ай бұрын

There is no secret ingredient (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

looking forward to the sequel, "Wonking Will Make You Go Blind"

Finally someone acknowledged the Numberwang reunion!!

Lets fucking goooo bloody blue harvest brothers.

Heading to the coffee maker literally as you post, it's like you knew ❤

@ArtDocHound

5 ай бұрын

Good morning!

@flywheelshyster6549

5 ай бұрын

@@ArtDocHound good morning!

I was just over on Big Sandweech, listening to episode 159 of 'Suggestible' (where you two recommended two movies I really enjoyed: Weird: the Al Yankovic movie and Caterhine Called Birdy), and towards the end James made the questionable claim, "I'm normal." Just to let you know how deeply I've been brainwashed, I immediately said out loud, "a normal man doing normal things". I'm lost, I have no mind of my own, there is only the podcast(s).

Supergirl's horse-that-used-to-be-a-man-in-love-with-her? Surely Internet wouldn't do anything weird with that concept

Wonk the line should be the sequel after Wonka's life takes a darker turn after his chocolate habit gets out of control after embarking on an unexpectedly successful music career. I really enjoyed Wonka though, suitably feel good and uplifting for Christmas.

Holy shit the john krasinski office bit nearly killed me

For a minute there I thought you were talking about superheroes on Cameo, and I felt really bad for Zach Levi.

Now is a good time to rewatch Michael Mann's 'Heat' for Caravan of Garbāge before Michael Mann's 'Ferrari'. I bet you may or may not remember that Natalie Portman is in it as a kid.

I hope Maso get's double-time pay for working Christmas Day, what a public service hero!

@CHRNESFWE

5 ай бұрын

Bold of you to assume Maso gets paid for this.

@kingfield99

5 ай бұрын

free tram driving?@@CHRNESFWE

You guys should do an hour on Death Stranding, just for the incredible commentary that you and maso would have about it.

Yu yu hakisho is a spirit detective. The action is pretty cool. Blue Eye Samurai is super awesome

Back in the day they would have happily marketed Aquaman as “the end of an era” suggesting you had to see this last movie to find out how it all ends but I guess they’ve conditioned people to believe these should never end.

Y’all should do a segment called “hate mail” but the hate should have an 8 in it, cuz it’s cool.

@jacobp8294

5 ай бұрын

This idea is incredible. I think we should do this immediately

@Dorian_sapiens

5 ай бұрын

I like this idea! They could even say the "8" in "h8t" represented there being eight hate mails per segment―but then they could add a layer of humor by never actually reading eight hate mails.

Fellas, please do not stress about getting an Aquaman 2 pod out on Christmas. None of us are gonna go see it so you may as well wait till it’s free on HBO Max

"he's talking to Tommy....................in the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuture", in highschool we used to try to make the pause get longer and longer (for dramatic effect of course). Frequency was a decent flick!

As an American ( don't worry, I'm very disappointed) and historian, it is legal for a president to serve up to 3 terms as long as one of them is "in a time of crisis" FDR did it during WW2

Just watched The Replacements a couple weeks ago. You're not the only one who loves that one, James.

Is it me or does he look like Hayden Christensen in the Thumbnail??

Amazing episode

More like Wonkly Planet gottem!!!!

I like the Replacements! When they’re singing and dancing to I will survive in the holding cell is awesome

"That-did-happen to one of our prime ministers. He drowned." *chuckles

I would absolutely listen to a politics / logistics of a horse going on a date with a human lady podcast.

I love them dissecting Death Stranding, it doesn't make anymore sense when someone explains it but it is a brilliant game if people give it a chance

wonka box office lookin good. WHO'S READY FOR 5 MORE YEARS OF ORIGINS STORY MUSICALS?!?

@kingfield99

5 ай бұрын

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang origins?

THAT'S NUMBERWANG

13:04 IT IS I, THE LIGHTBRINGER!

Doing your survey was one hell of a way to discover redacted was in the marvels

I hope they don't get hit with the content id for that spot on RHCP bit 😂

I love these two brothers

Eddie Murphy should circle back to being a Vampire in Brooklyn again

That If movie's entire idea comes off as a copy / origin story for Fosters Home for imaginary friends.

@JakeGottfriedStudios

5 ай бұрын

It's honestly something where I imagine he came up with the idea on his own and didn't check to see if it had been done before. I never watched the show but if I had to compare it, this movie looks like a prequel to how that shows world works, at least what I read on IMDb

@CrowTRobot

5 ай бұрын

There’s also a horror movie I saw on SyFy about an imaginary friend named “Pretzel Jack”. The premise was the same but I’m sure Krasinski’s movie won’t end with multiple murders 😂

The problem with the rock in serious dramas and films that arent action stuff, is that the guy is MASSIVE. its now to the point where its at his detriment. Irs hard to put a guy like that in normal roles. Is every character he does just going to have to have some sort of body building background added?? Like its impossible to ignore. He cant be a struggling single, normal dad, that youd see in your neighborhood. He just doesnt look normal in any way. Stands out like s sore thumb. Very hard to get immersed in the idea hes a normal dude and not a giant action star muscle man.

Oh man. I was so excited for the Bikie Man movie adaptation on Disney.

Remember that time that Mason dropped, then caught, his phone?

Why do you have to bring up fantastic four 😭😭 4:30

I kinda want to see you guys review aquaman though so you can maybe tear it apart. Then again maybe you guys will tear apart rebel moon maybe if you hated it.

S-S-S-S-STROOONGLY recommend that you give Death Stranding a try. I never thought it'd be something i'd enjoy, but WOW is it good.

3:48 HE'S IN FANTASTIC FOUR 2 RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER!!!

Twisted imagination of watching Moone Boy and Foster’s home for imaginary friends

It’s wonka time

The thing I was happiest about was Rich Fulcher. The thing I was least happy about was how Wonka was a good guy. Considering, Charlie & The Chocolate Factory is about him attempting to kill kids.

the ayn rand shit was the final nail for me not watching snyder anymore

Oh boy, the hierarchy of power in the A24 cinematic universe is about to change

DEFENDERS!

Movie I love that everyone hates, batman and Robin. Movie I hate everyone loves, dances with wolves and avatar

Already watched Wonka twice, loved it!

Uh oh . Defenders of the Earth can mean only....so many different things.

If anything Rise of Skywalker when everywhere. 😄🤣😂

Rebel moon is just seven samurai.

Re watched army of the dead and that was actually alot better then I remember

Is the Keanu replacement also a remake. I know Sandler's Longest Yar is. But why am I thinking that Replacement is also the same.

I just watched Yu Yu Hakusho. I feel like I was pranked.

Wait James can play piano?

I LOVE BURN NOTICE!!

I miss the old intro 😔

Left a Like for Velvet.

I listen every week but usually completely disagree with their reviews. However, their Wanka review was spot on!

Am I crazy or was this the audio to revenge of the sith caravan of garbage first?

Actually a bunch of fans got to see this week loll😊

Rain Wilson would destroy Krasinski is any kind of fight.

Did James just read out a review by the least famous Jonas Brother?

The replacements is great

You know, I always HEAR how James is a big ole weeaboo, but I still haven’t heard him speak on the greatest storytelling anime of all time: Attack on Titan. Probably the best storytelling of any kind of show IMO lol.

Please cover ghost rider ❤

Come on if its Jim Vs Dwight, i gotta put my money on Dwight.

@kingfield99

5 ай бұрын

Snowball war.

@CrowTRobot

5 ай бұрын

Def. Jim is a goofball but Dwight is capable of pure evil.

@WeeklyPlanetPodcast

5 ай бұрын

Dwight lost to Michael

@davidblank420

5 ай бұрын

@@WeeklyPlanetPodcast Fuck mate, you got me there. I'm just saying Dwight is crafty.

@kingfield99

5 ай бұрын

true, but I believe he was holding back as he couldn't bring himself to humiliate his boss and best friend.@@WeeklyPlanetPodcast

I liked Rise of Skywalker, and the whole trilogy to be honest. The whole thing was a crazy badly planned out mess full of incongrously decided plot and character lurches, plot holes that only a nox fuelled sense of childish excitement could jump Burt Reynolds style, and the sense that the whole show was a series of course corrections without any actual first planned move to go wrong. Basically it felt like original trilogy Star Wars again......... and whilst i believe that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, i was born in 1975 and feel that my xmas list choices for the best part of a decade funded Lucasfilm and without me no one of a younger age would have experienced anymore star wars past the Holiday Special. So basically , first; you're all welcome, and second; my opinion on Rise of Skywalker is the only one that counts, and that includes everyone who made the film too..... now get the hell off my lawn!

@SirDanGoodfellow

5 ай бұрын

......... also i have no real opinion about any of the Wonka movies , and will fight to defend this position...........

@arch1017

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, I know Rise gets a lot of (justifiable) hate, but I think it was a big ask - to take the mess that TLJ left them with and somehow craft a movie that could act as an end to the trilogy, and the Skywalker Saga as a whole, while satisfying the entire fanbase. Doomed from the start, really. And yet, when I think back to the Sequel Trilogy, most of the moments I look back on fondly are from Rise...

I want a Caravan of Garbage for The Replacements now

"Wonka Prequel". Why is this not a joke.

Eating a big sandwich and downing it with a big ol', dirty Foster's. Cheers, folks.

Numberwang 😄

@AcornElectron

5 ай бұрын

73?

@mcewanalex

5 ай бұрын

​@@AcornElectronThat's WangerNumb!

Fight Club.

Merry Christmas! No one cares about Aquaman 2, don't even worry about it. 🎅

Zachary Levi's comments were intentionally taken out of context by bad actors who want him to suffer because they perceive him as right-wing. It's really no different from how people went after Gunn because of his previous edgy jokes. Hopefully Gunn realizes that.

Early

My favorite movie that nobody likes is Surf Ninjas

Naked lunch

I wish Zack Snyder had just stuck with his zombie universe. It wasn't great, but those two movies were entertaining. Rebel Moon is relentless mediocre and a sad waste of a lot of great actors' time.

First

Who cares about Aquaman 2 ? It looks like crap. And Hugh Grant is following the Johnny Depp/Tom Cruise career path - just the same character over and over again. And cash the cheque. Which honestly? Good on em.

I disagree. I don't think The Rock deserves a win. He's a phony.

@MrTwon1610

5 ай бұрын

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@kristoamadeus4441

5 ай бұрын

I agree

I have never been more insulted by you guys!!!!!????? MMA is basically Muay Thai and Wrestling. A grapperling boxer would get leg kicked to death!

you guys have been mispronouncing Villeneuve for forever. did I miss the start of a joke, or is a final V silent in Australia?

The office is the definition of overrated. It’s a shame too because it would be halfway decent if Jim & Pam weren’t in it.

"It's not magic, it's technology!" Clearly "magitech/magitek" and "alchemy" are not concepts understood in Australia. Nor apparently the basic fact that if something defies physics, it's just magic. "But a device was used!" Yes, because nobody has ever used wands, crystal balls, or anything like that as magical devices. Having more moving parts and looking more like conventional technology doesn't stop magic from being magic. If it doesn't abide by physics, it's magic.

@user-hi8or6lo6t

5 ай бұрын

Bro really can't pick up on sarcasm? Lol

Terrible intro