He takes the most normal things of life that you don't even think of and turns it into something hilarious😂😂

@karen5747

4 жыл бұрын

Jimin'sCheetos ikr 🤭😂😂

@kimmulakshmi

4 жыл бұрын

Too true!!!

@athomewithnika6459

4 жыл бұрын

I just LOVE his stand-ups

@jordanjones7172

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he says something that anyone can say that wont be funny but when he says it he makes it so funny

@w8stral

4 жыл бұрын

Its called REAL comedy. Not perversion dressed up as "comedy"

“I’ll be using these products to create a completely new identity “. 😂😂😂😂

I love how the audience stops laughing when he starts to speak again, they want to hear what he has to say next and it’s amazing.

@idonotvlog1067

4 жыл бұрын

They stop laughing because he starts to speak

@fkulooknat5941

3 жыл бұрын

@@idonotvlog1067 LMAO

The tights part and high heel part is so funny and so accurate

He is so funny without being vulgar or using swear words

@anannonymouscoverartist

4 жыл бұрын

I know right?

@samburgerus

4 жыл бұрын

Funny for sure, but he does swear. Just watch more of his stuff and you’ll hear plenty.

@georgiahector5905

4 жыл бұрын

He does swear

@yvonneaskevold6300

4 жыл бұрын

And uses His name in vain .. made me stop and left his video!!!!

@melaniecallihan658

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, his cursing is in most of his routines. But he is one funny man.

"In your socks" I lost it

I love the way he impersonate a woman/his wife's voice... Edit: Tights > don't forget the hop Michael, the hop...

I thought I was laughing until he said, "Try again." Then I started rolling on the floor. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The part about tights had me choking on my breakfast from laughing🤣

"Ohh, She's Shat the Bed" ROFLMAO ! Too Much LOL ✌️

at the thighs, I lost it 😂😂😂😂 This man is gonna be my death 😂😂😂

@Hayleykins

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I was crying! Its spot on 😂

"a colour that no human being has ever been'

@missmandy70

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ava-lilymorganxd2996

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@thoraneh7365

4 жыл бұрын

Fake tan isnt black though, its like a weird dark orangey colour.

The irony is Michael, makeup and high heels were originally, historically made for men. Oh how times have changed.

@funnyvidsandalilsinging7713

2 жыл бұрын

Is that true? I never knew that!👍cheers

I wasn’t ready for the “try again”😂😂😂

@fcturner

3 жыл бұрын

Neither was I 😂😂😂

You forgot the part that we have to jump up and down to “settle” the fat when pulling up the stockings 😂

@giasharie274

4 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeesssss

@Cora.T

Жыл бұрын

Hops, the tried and true method of getting things to sit right. Petticoat won't lie properly? Hops. Skinny jeans need to go that bit higher? Hops. Skirt won't settle over your but? Hops 🤣

@monmothma3358

Жыл бұрын

We have to?? I didn't know! I'll have to start doing that!

I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. Especially the tights part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He’s one of the most flamboyant men I’ve ever seen

@stew347

4 жыл бұрын

Nickolus Joynson James Charles?

@chickenmonger123

4 жыл бұрын

Yet still masculine. Not effeminate really. Just a sort of extraordinary masculine flamboyance.

@samwilson3d

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, but he has a cover story wherein he claims to have a wife.

@martinen.5025

3 жыл бұрын

@@samwilson3d He lives up the road from me...he most definitely has a wife!! 😂🤣

@LightningWolf09

3 жыл бұрын

@@martinen.5025 You're lucky

I legitimately feel sorry for Michael's wife, every one of her quirks have been aired in front of thousands of people

@icandy630

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure she's fine with it. They're earning money with those stories😊

@cxnnielove

4 жыл бұрын

tbf i think he might ask her/talk to her about the comedy script before he performs, and checks she’s ok with everything being said

@emmacox1447

4 жыл бұрын

Gavan Schultz Always one debbie downer

@deirdremcdermott207

4 жыл бұрын

The joke is, he’s describing EVERY woman through his wife!

@chrisvanegmond3157

4 жыл бұрын

You do know he makes stuff up for a living, right? Like, I'm sure most of the quirks he comes up with for his wife and kids are made up. Some will be true but exaggerated, like any stereotype.

“You’ve done a shit in your sleep.” Lol 😂

Can't believe this guy is still this funny after all these years😂😂😂

" in your socks " hahahh

He has got to be the funniest man on the planet. A very clever comedian.

@idonotvlog1067

4 жыл бұрын

Very few of the words in that sentence describe Michael McIntyre

I lost it at the tights 😂😂.......can't believe I actually struggled with the things for so many years 😄😄.

The thights... 😂😂😂😂 thats totally 100% the way we do it... never laughed so much!!

He's so smart - finding humor everywhere, and his physical actions add to the jokes - can't stop laughing!

Omg the tights thing. I can’t even. So dang true. *dying laughing* But TRY PUTTING THEM ON. It’s all we can do not to fall over. You CAN’T put them on sitting down! 🤣🤣🤣

Think of the technician working the follow-spotlight.... He never stops moving

Omg the tights bit🤣 so accurate

Everytime he talks about women putting on tights I laugh so hard I end up in tears!

"Try again" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

No one knows eyelashes wishes?? I literally taught my nephew this the other day 😂

@eadc2158

4 жыл бұрын

I do this all the time even now that I am 35.😅😅😅

Shes shat the bed🤣🤣♥️♥️♥️♥️

😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻hilarious Michael.....your facial expressions get me every time😆👍🏼👍🏼

Can't be the only person who's never heard of the eyelash thing.

Dear gawd. The pantyhose / stockings.... that’s when I absolutely regretted snacking on cashews. 😂 The rest of the video I gave up and simply had water at the ready should I choke again from laughing my ARSE off!!!!

With that last joke tho!! 😂😂😂😂😂

5:25 "Well that's it." 😆

The video I've been waiting for

I’m dying of laughter honestly 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Trying on different belts for nearly 2 hours is one i witnessed before.

@icandy630

4 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@joebloggs619

4 жыл бұрын

Some yard ago, after being involved in musical show performances and not having planned what to wear because I had more important things to worry about eg get the show right, I learned the hard way that wardrobe must be planned in advance of social occasion, everything matched right, make sure it all fits you still, is clean, pressed, right for the occasion, weather, time of day etc. I always prepare in advance now so I never have to ask a man if this belt or bag or shoes etc are OK..That must be so annoying to men. I know I get annoyed if a man asks me if his tie is OK. I think "Well, surely you're a big boy now and I am not your mum who has to tell you how to dress as a man!". I just want to see the final nicely packaged male product on display.

Tried to research the wishing upon an eyelash thing, which seems to be common in Europe, but apparently not so much in the US. It's such an old custom that there's very little information beyond it going back to at least the 18th century.

@djt1070

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up mate

@suesylvester7075

4 жыл бұрын

Leporello the Goldfinch - Birdtaming Tips & Tricks Thanks for explaining to this American.😃

@Chimera_Photography

4 жыл бұрын

Huh? That’s not true at all.... As a Canadian, and a watcher of American TV, I’m not sure where you’re getting your information from....

@sweetboo1022

4 жыл бұрын

Well I grew up in Kansas and New York and pretty much everybody I know does the whole silly 'wish on an eyelash'

@veroshaabeygoonewardena9839

4 жыл бұрын

It’s quite common over here in Sri Lanka as well 😂

'Aw cheers mate yeah" I'm dying send help hahaha

Dear lord. Blessed is the day l found this video. ♡ Thank you for this!

Omg, the tights, so me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

A real good hair cut and nicely trimmed beard are like cosmetics for men 😍

The dressing part and walking in high heels? SPOT ON!

Just love him so funny X

I love so much his hair , so beautiful

I’m like, screaming with laughter here 😂

Love this dude

Love this man so funny

Me and my friends did the eyelash thing as kids lol.

He is amazing....

One of his best sketches!

The last part made me laugh so hard! :D

@cipher88101

3 жыл бұрын

I'm freggin' crying here from that part. LMFAO

Couldn't stop laughing all way thru

Men have the power to change identity every week these days Went out with the same dude twice one week he had black hair full beard Next week he turns up with blonde hair a moustache lol

@contr4dixion

4 жыл бұрын

Wow... you have a pretty flamboyant dude there...

@piqueny8872

4 жыл бұрын

All dudes seem flamboyant these days, with their silky smooth hairless bodies and tight ass thicc thighs and thicc butts! Lol Appreciate the butt thou! No hate there lol

@contr4dixion

4 жыл бұрын

@@piqueny8872 hahaha... no complaints from me either 😂

@jeremyanger8427

4 жыл бұрын

@@piqueny8872 All men are definitely not like that... I'm gonna take a wild guess here and assume you're from a major city? Us men in the suburbs and country aren't dressing and acting this way lol.

@jeremyanger8427

4 жыл бұрын

Oh wow I just noticed your name has "NY" in it.... it all makes sense. I knew it lol.

Hysterical

He's so funny..!

I've just seen you on BBC1's 'The Apprentice' recently...!!! 🤔💭...😂🤣

The tights part xD

Very funny 😂 😂😂😂😂😂

He is hilarious 😂 😉😆🤣

Laughing at 2am hahahaha

@Isleofskye

4 жыл бұрын

Not laughing @ 4.05am in London...lol

That’s why I avoid tights when ever possible 🤣

@joebloggs619

4 жыл бұрын

I have long legs but short abdomen part. So, if the tights legs areo long enough to fit , the panty part is too long and droops down. So annoying! But, if the panty part fits nicely, the legs will be too short. I usually end up cutting the foot part off these or the top of the panty part from the ones whose legs are longer enough. Ah, why even bother!?! In winter I wear slacks and sox for warmth. In summer I wear my bare legs. Far simpler. I tried the old stockings and suspenders womenof an earlier era wore. They look so feminine and sexy but putting on such contraptions is even worse than the pantyhose. A woman needs comfort and convenience that looks decent. Obviously, if I had to have morning tea with the Queen, I would probably endure the pantyhose or stockings and suspenders. But not if unnecessary. Too much bother. My mother told me that during the Depression womendid not wear trousers but could not afford stockings, so they painted their bare legs with cosmetic paint, to look like they had stockings on. Imagine removin g all that gunk before bed, after a big night out.

@martinen.5025

3 жыл бұрын

@@joebloggs619 Why don't you buy stockings that stay up by themselves..no suspenders needed... comfortable and convenient!

Funny guy, he makes me laugh always ,

I’d love to find where I can pay for the whole thing lol, I love this guy

Brilliant

love him he has me creased

@laney6able

4 жыл бұрын

he is one of the best comedians ever

@opponnegfyuhiuewwwajzcoppo9696

4 жыл бұрын

@@laney6able ttreevyuu

# simple observations told funny 🤣

Lmmfao! I'm crying lol 😆

So true 😂

I have never heard of making a wish on a fallen eyelash.....😂

@delilah28100

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty common from where I am (Asia) and can't believe that some of the Brits knew about it too

@robhart3451

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was an English thing...

@martinen.5025

3 жыл бұрын

@@delilah28100 It started here, or Europe at least, then travelled as the British/Europeans colonised other areas of the world.

@martinen.5025

3 жыл бұрын

@@delilah28100 Sorry, meant to say, England.. you wouldn't know where I meant by 'here'! 😂

@breakfastattiffanys741

3 жыл бұрын

Majority of Aussie's do this too, mostly a kiddy thing though.

Hilarious!!!

Lurking, so true!

😂😂😂😂omg make a wish on the puab hair

It’s the sexy getting ready songggg The sexy getting ready songggggg

God I can relate to the tights

On eyelashes: it was found before it went into your eye and caused one of the worse kinds of irritation a person can experience. That makes it a magical, miraculous event. XD

So funny 😂 love it 😊

This guy makes me laugh so hard I pee my self. 🥴🤣😄😂😆✨

Lmao 🤣🤣 make a wish 😂😂😂

The one about making a wish over an eyelash hair - i once blew away the eyelash and didnt make a wish and my friend went beserk! She was like ' you didnt make a wish! Well your lifes ruined...'

"Beautiful, can't believe you married me. Come to me, come to your husband"😅

i love how he looks like a dr suess character

1:05 here we go:

6:25 my mum saying Billie Ellish last name

Hilarious 😂!!

Just when I thought this subject had been done to death.

Hahhahaha LOL!

One of the best comedian Hope he comes to Canada

@Isleofskye

4 жыл бұрын

As a Londoner.I hope he stays there.....:)

@samb7925

4 жыл бұрын

@@Isleofskye I hope so too he deserves better:)

@Surv1ve_Thrive

4 жыл бұрын

Fighting over who gets custody? :)

@_Daio_

4 жыл бұрын

@@Isleofskye Why? do you bump into him a lot?

@Isleofskye

4 жыл бұрын

@@_Daio_ Of course. London only has a population of 8 million so we bump into each other all the time....:)

I lost it when he said "...but once the thighs reached the halfway point" and cringed...

I really like this dude, he's quirky.

First I've heard about eyelash wishes. We don't have that practice over here.

@joannazhou1587

4 жыл бұрын

haha we did it as kids and the road that the eyelash would take from someone's face on the finger to the moment they could make a wish - no one was breathing. Cause what if you drop your wish 😂

@leporellothegoldfinch

4 жыл бұрын

Where are you from? We have them in Austria.

@Thamometer

4 жыл бұрын

@@leporellothegoldfinch Asia

@ashenheartsofficial

4 жыл бұрын

Thamometer where do you live?

@kbay907

4 жыл бұрын

@thamometer I am from Asia too and we have that silly eyelash thing. We make a wish and put it back on our head! It's the craziest thing I only ever do it when a friend I am with tells me to do it! 🤣🤣🤣

Happy days , home from hospital had hip replacement,,, yehhh then start laughing 😂,,, they didn't say don't watch this ! Take care everyone 😉

@kiki2410

4 жыл бұрын

get well soon !!

@miahi2356

4 жыл бұрын

Get well soon lovey! Laughter is the best medecine! Rest up and laugh a lot. ❤😍🙏

@karencurtis2697

4 жыл бұрын

Mikayla Doherty thank you . Take care

@karencurtis2697

4 жыл бұрын

zoe thank you, take care

@karencurtis2697

4 жыл бұрын

Mia M82 thank you take care

5:21 Yes you do, makeup works on men's faces

I was laughing like crazy at pubes joke.

Imagine the fun we had missed if Snagtights had come around earlier ;-)

I love you Michael, you so funny.😂👍 You need some new material though. I've already seen this several times!

He forgot the jump at the end... the thighs part