I never thought washing your butt was an acquired skill

@HarlequinClips

12 күн бұрын

Apparently so hahahaha I've just always had a fat ass so I guess it's like riding a bike.

@Solon_The_Lich

11 күн бұрын

Washing YOUR OWN BODY shouldn't be a skill, unless it's in a military setting where You're barely allowed time for personal hygiene

@InquisitorJack

11 күн бұрын

@@Solon_The_LichLiquid soap and pre-lathering before you hop in the shower helps

@hectordiazrodriguez7294

11 күн бұрын

​@@HarlequinClipswhat? Boy can you explain?

@NN-mh4bj

10 күн бұрын

Washing yourself in general is an acquired skill

Worked at McDonalds and cleaned bathrooms. On average, there would be more toilet paper on the ground in the men's bathroom. Not used or anything, just like single pieces in random places. And of course, some piss on the toilet seat. In the 3 years I worked there, I only ever saw vomit, diarrhea on the walls and blood in the women's bathroom, not once in the men's.

@HarlequinClips

12 күн бұрын

Wait wait...on the walls ?

@wherethetatosat

12 күн бұрын

@@HarlequinClips On, the, wall. Not high up and it was in a stall. I'm guessing they were just like 2 seconds late getting to the toilet. Cause it was about 3 feet or 1 meter off the ground.

@HarlequinClips

12 күн бұрын

...you know it takes a lot to leave speechless well done.

@Landfall364

12 күн бұрын

@@wherethetatosat I guess this is related to the reason why women complain when you don't leave the toilet seat in the correct position for them. I swear it must be a thing where they're just blindly rushing in there at the last moment, whipping around and cannonballing onto the toilet. I'll never understand it, nor do I wish to. Women are terrifying.

@wherethetatosat

12 күн бұрын

@@Landfall364 I simultaneously do and don't get that. If they live by themselves or have their own bathroom growing up, they are used to the seat being down all the time so they don't think about it. How some women who did grow up having to share a bathroom with a man and still don't just automatically check is beyond me.

You don't even know..... when I was a university student, I had to take a semester off for personal reasons. During that time I was able to get a job at a school as an 'assistant custodian' (janitor's toadie) so basically picking up trash & making everything look neat. The women's bathrooms were incredibly disgusting and nothing could have prepared me for how nasty women actually are compared to men. It's like WTF is wrong with you chicks? if I hadn't seen it & lived it myself, I honestly wouldn't believe it. It's bad.

@ASpyNamedJames

12 күн бұрын

I have a friend who worked the club scene for a number of years as a sound tech and he would agree with you. He would always say how people who work at clubs would be horrified at the stuff that goes on in women's bathrooms. Apparently it was common for women to remove feminine hygiene products and hurl them at the mirrors and walls.

@cerealbobereal

12 күн бұрын

As someone who worked at a convenience store for several years; I agree wholeheartedly. The women's restroom toilets, sink and mirror were consistently worse than cleaning in the men's.

@ViniciusMNunes2

11 күн бұрын

Can you give some examples of some of the disgusting things you've seen? I am genuinely curious now

@lunacy05

11 күн бұрын

@@ViniciusMNunes2 I can give you some examples. I used to work in this office floor, with at least 30 plus people and half of them are women. I have a female junior under me, that would complain to me on how disgusting the women's toilet really is. There were two instances that i still remembered that my junior were really pissed about. In one instance, she walked into an empty toilet stall...only to find a bloodied pad sitting on the toilet seat. The second instance was even more horrifying and happened in the week after, where she walked into a toilet stall...and find out that some lady in the office...took a shit at the corner floor of the toilet stall.

@Galdorise

11 күн бұрын

​@@ViniciusMNunes2 When I would clean the womens restroom at my job, there were these containers next to the toilet paper where ladies could dispose of their tampons and pads into a wax paper bag. Instead of doing that, I would find the bloodied toiletries stuffed down into the containers, coating the inside with bodily fluids. Worst thing I ever had to clean in the mens room was some urine around a floor drain.

As someone who has lived with a girlfriend before, I can confirm that what Shiina says at the end is 100% true

@HarlequinClips

12 күн бұрын

You just come here to brag brother, look at you getting a girlfriend hahahaha

@TatcheeClips

12 күн бұрын

​@@HarlequinClips that was a million years ago lmao, I'm just enjoying the single life now😎

@XelvorasKakokamaeculi

11 күн бұрын

Can't be true; vtuber fans can't have girlfriends or wives, unless they upgrade to the CEO expansion pack

@ShadowOfTheBand

10 күн бұрын

guy really did the "I am a bit of a girlfriend haver myself" meme

I have two older sisters, but one of them hates taking showers so much, she would only take them once a week. The other one actually takes her self-care seriously, but her periods have heavy flows, so the trash pile gets heavier and stinkier once a month.

@StevefromPR

11 күн бұрын

Oh Lord😬😬

@samareyte5677

6 күн бұрын

DPS versus wave attacks

@Kain1805

5 күн бұрын

​@@samareyte5677 DPS vs. burst 🤣

@Kimarnic

4 күн бұрын

SNIFFA

Anyone who’s worked in sanitation and cleaned bathrooms already knows this.

Years ago I got moved into a barracks room that was (until I moved in) formerly sectioned off for females only. The kitchen was the worst part of it. Months old food and dishes that never got cleaned before she left. Mystery stains on the floor. The interior of the fridge was covered in a brown slime. The bathroom was the usual flavor of "never been cleaned except to wipe the toilet seat off." Nothing out of the ordinary. Bedroom wasn't too bad either but I did dump the mattress and swap it for the one from my old room. And when I opened one of the computer desk drawers it was full of toenail clippings.

I had a friend at a restaurant that said cleaning the women's washroom was always worse than the men's.

@MrB1923

11 күн бұрын

At a night club the women's bathroom looks like a garbage tip at the end of the night. Toilet paper EVERYWHERE.

As a custodian at a building I can confirm most of the times work orders have been put in to deal with a washroom it’s been one of the women’s ones

BBL Drizzy BBL Drizzy

@destitution5700

12 күн бұрын

BBL Dizzy

@burnermail3235

11 күн бұрын

BBL DRIZZAY OOOH OH (Keep it goin)

@wikygaming

11 күн бұрын

funny enough, the whole context of OP is what makes me aware about the existence of BBL

@chinchin3274

5 күн бұрын

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW ME

That is why the best way to clean down there everytime is with good old traditional water. As a person with a fat ass aswell I've found it to be the best way to keep your gluteous maximous at top condition. Down with toilet paper propaganda all hail H20!

@goosmdoosm4755

12 күн бұрын

Praise the bidet

@Zack-fu4lo

12 күн бұрын

Do you at least use toilet paper after using the bidet?

@goosmdoosm4755

12 күн бұрын

@@Zack-fu4lo i use tp to dry up, and also to clean up just in case the bidet water didnt reach a spot. I find that using a bidet removes a majority of what needs to be wiped off, and because i rinsed myself, wiping with tp feels more like using a baby wipe.

@DinnerForkTongue

11 күн бұрын

I go a step further: H2O and soap! Spray the water first, use the soap on the rest, and rinse. Then you can dry up with TP or just your bath towel, it's all clean anyway. Especially recommended if you sweat easily. Sweat in the crack leads to chafing.

@jimmyjohnjoejr

11 күн бұрын

I figured this out a few months ago after my new job caused so much godawful chafing between my above average man buns. But we don't have bidets in burgerland... I just have to soak my fingers instead, and wash them really, really fucking good after that.

As someone who had unrestricted internet access since the age of 6, I can confirm that she’s right. Half of the stuff that I saw and traumatised little me was mostly done by women.

@abelerculano7565

12 күн бұрын

Oh no.

@Itsukazutrap

9 күн бұрын

2g1c? Is the other half 1m1j?

@pineapplesodah

9 күн бұрын

@@Itsukazutrap Yah

@NotTheDAHASAG

2 күн бұрын

​@@pineapplesodahdamn

As a man does that mean I have a big ass, I have to clean accurately. Of course, the use of toilet paper, but after that I wipe with wipes or a toilet paper spray that act alternate wipes Learn to keep yourself clean you guys

@namenight7158

10 күн бұрын

Use bides or water bottles and wash it guys. It keeps it clean and chaff free

@StarHeaven07

7 күн бұрын

I found using a bottle of witchhazel to make impromptu wipes as needed saved a lot of logistical trouble, as an unsolicited tip. Also helps with certain conditions of the fudgespace as a bonus

@mightquinnable

7 күн бұрын

@@StarHeaven07 interest

As a man who used to do cleaning for hotels a while back, men's lockers had the occasional piss drop below the urinals but women's had all sort of biohazards in the trash cans. I also cleaned public bathrooms and its the same thing. Male = piss splash. Women = used tampons on the ceiling.

@obbobo2317

8 күн бұрын

Wait, why on the ceiling???

@ANGST.ARGENTINA

8 күн бұрын

@@obbobo2317 Go figure. I've seen plenty of blood in women's ceilings.

How small of a butt does one need to have to not know to wipe the cheeks? Is it just a hole below the spine??

@CasualTS

11 күн бұрын

😂

@patricksteinsen1147

10 күн бұрын

nah f u for the mental image you gave me now

@Ranchor489

7 күн бұрын

Getting a BBL expands the crack not only deeper but also lengthwise where dirt and "debris" is able to collect where otherwise a normal ass wouldn't.

And these women would also happen to be the type of people to have their nails done in the most ridiculous, extravagant way. Thus preventing them from properly washing 'down' there properly.

@nguyendi92

11 күн бұрын

I read somewhere that is not true. Women who have their nails done are more concious about their look and hygienne. They do clean themselves better than average women. I think rhe BBL smell is from the fat that goes bad inside the butt

@PresidentFunnyValentine

11 күн бұрын

@@nguyendi92 of course I'm not saying all of them don't take care of themselves down there. I have seen TikToks, videos and even social media posts of people who had their nails done a certain way having trouble wiping, thus resulting in them forgoing it entirely. I'm not saying that everyone who had a BBL had their nails done a certain way, just basing it from my observations, and thus correlating these types of people with having a, you know, smelly bum bum.

@nguyendi92

11 күн бұрын

@@PresidentFunnyValentine I heard it on some doctor's youtube shorts. I don't know if that info is somebody badmouthing someone else or they were just content farms. Wiping doesn't use the tip of the fingers like typing or playing music instrument, so it wouldn't hinder wiping much. Try to not wipe , or having wet fart in your clothes and you can see how uncomfortable it actually is. I can't imagine people purposely not wiping. It's like Smoking destroy your tastebuds, but in reality, cooks and Chefs smokes a lot. It hinder them , but doesn't stop them from doing their jobs.

@tangsprell1812

11 күн бұрын

Watching two people discuss something neither one has any knowledge about, both basing the entirety of their arguments on hazy recollections of tiktoks, youtube shorts and dubious hearsay is a sobering experience.

@nguyendi92

11 күн бұрын

@@tangsprell1812 reading someone have nothing of value to add to the topic, just saying something nobody but themselves want to care about is an eye opening experience.

Worked as a custodian for a university. On average, the men's bathroom had more trash, but the women, for some godforsaken reason, were a lot filthier. Common points include: -Not flushing after they're done (much more frequent in the women's rooms) -Bigger wastes of TP -Period product refuse and litter The worst thing I ever had to personally deal with involved the women's restrooms. At this university, women were provided free (cheap) period products in the bathrooms for emergencies, and the bathroom stalls included specific disposal units for period products, since they weren't supposed to be flushed. Some woman decided it was a good idea to vomit in the period product dumpster bin, which I had to pull off the bathroom wall and clean out.

@StarHeaven07

7 күн бұрын

When you arrive at whatever flavor of pearly gates you believe in, they better wave you right fuckin' through.

I shudder to think what she meant by rotmaxing ...

@jimmyjohnjoejr

11 күн бұрын

Brings a new meaning to "You will witness true horror"

@varnix1006

11 күн бұрын

Conjuring Nurgle's blessing.

@rhaven090

10 күн бұрын

Their bloody discharge stinks

@SwedishBroManDude

9 күн бұрын

Smells like rotten fish in here... jesus...

as someone who used to be a cleaner, i can confirm, the girls bathrooms were the worst you would ever see, think blood on the walls bad.

I've never known about that, I'm a Filipino and in highschool. comparing our restrooms with boys and girls, Girls bathrooms typically look really clean and stuff, they even have those cute looking curtains for the bathroom door stalls, meanwhile the boys bathroom looks like an abandoned Pig Pen

I cannot comprehend not sterilizing every square milliliter of my skin, and the idea that people might not be so thorough terrifies me. I cannot touch anyone I don’t already trust to be somewhat close to as clean as me without washing afterwards.

@MapleShrimp

9 күн бұрын

You have OCD

@ProteinFromTheSea

9 күн бұрын

@@MapleShrimp I do I did get diagnosed with it lol

ROTMAX🎉

I think I've been emotionally scarred for life, thank you.

I went to the beach once with a bunch of guys and gals, guys in one dorm girls in the other. The guys’ room was nearly spotless, save for a few discarded articles of clothing around a few beds. The girls’ room… looked like a bomb went off. Clothing everywhere, old food packaging everywhere, paths cut through the junk all over the floor. Our team leaders (IDK what to call em) were shocked, as they just assumed the guys were gonna be the messy ones.

"They go buy an a$$..." LOL!

I lived with three of my female friends for awhile and I can 100% agree with this lmao

And just like that, my love of big butts is dead. Thank you Miss Shiina.

@crudlucasconsigliere4084

11 күн бұрын

Well, if it's a natural big butt, she'll know how to clean it, she's had it her whole adult life.

@keycrafter7471

11 күн бұрын

So tits?

@are3287

11 күн бұрын

youre cured

@keycrafter7471

11 күн бұрын

So your a booba man now?

@Itsukazutrap

9 күн бұрын

Finally

When in doubt clean everything

Now imagine it how rancid it'd be if they had to deal with the "hairy ass" problems some of us guys have...

This was so informative and educational and not at all concerning 😊

dziekuje ci za ta informacje

The existence of an "everything shower" implies that they don't wash everything.

I don't even want to imagine what the hell rotmaxxing entails. Makes me feel sick to even imagine.

Can confirm, was at a tiny army base for over a year when we, a small group of 3 men and 5 women had to share a tiny 2 seat, 2 shower and 1 sink bathroom, maintain and clean it in turns. Only 2 of the 5 girls where nice and reasonable, the other 3 utter slobs, and these 2 girls would join us guys to regularly scold these other 3 girls for often leaving used tampons everywhere, even in the sink, flash said tampons and wet towels and clog the toilet up.. They would get sloppy with many other things too, and when you live together in such a small space you notice it pretty often and easily.

You don't need surgery to get a big ass. Just do squats, walk at 4-4.5 mph every day, and eat a lot. That's how I got mine.

And people still make fun of me for sticking with 2D.

I've drawn blood from whiping my ass too hard. Being dummy think is rough sometimes

Can confirm I thought women were cleaner than men. Then I got a gf.

Well... You learn something new everyday.

Had a granny with a similar "problem" (she was naturally pear shaped), and she used wet wipes to get around it. She couldn't put them in the toilet because they sometimes don't dissolve and be a total nightmare to clean (I never had to worry about it), but as somebody who never noticed her smell, she seemed to do a good job. It's all about how you use your caboose.

Men: how come women's bathrooms are always so clean, then the men's bathroom be so dirty? Do y'all even clean? Janitorial: what do you mean? It's so clean we don't need to clean it.

Right now I'm caught between not knowing if I wanna laugh or vomit

bbl drizzy BLL DRIZZY 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

Imagine modifying your body

funny enough, of all the things that i learned during my time in high school, the definition of BBL was one of them.

Another case of "why in the name of everything holy did I click on this video?"

So you're telling me that its an aquired skill to wash oneself, meaning people who smell over spec'd on a different skill...

Man, imagine getting a bbl when you could literally just squat. Doubles as a huge health benefit too, but being lazy is easier... proof in what she's talking about, I suppose. Can't even wash properly. if you did squat you would have the natural progression of the cleaning skill up to date. Actual skill issue with a pinch of cringe on top

@alondjeckto

11 күн бұрын

Based squat enjoyer😎😎

@zerrodefex

10 күн бұрын

Same people who want Ozempic to be even easier to get instead of watching what they eat better and going to the gym.

The way you describe this you make it sound like I have a fatter ass than the women who get BBLs and I’m a dude. You’re telling me they DONT wipe like that ALREADY?!

Hiding behind the WNBA that hates my fucking guts

Damn, i never thought about how not having an ass would mean less to clean >~>;; You learn something new every day.

I've been a janitor for several years cleaning public restrooms typically the women's restrooms were nastier than the men's. People are just nasty

I can't unheard the BBL Drizzy

Worked a floor cleaning service for about 2 weeks. Just strip and waxing, then they stuffed me at a permanent location (A Safeway) due to people quitting. Safeway management told me I had to clean the bathroom floors after I was done which wasn't in the contract. At first i said whatever I'll sweep it and call it good, when I entered the entire womens bathrooms was a nightmare, apparently the foreign population does not know how to use or finds the toilets disgusting so they would perch above it and poo... You can understand what mess was left behind. Called my boss and told him what was up, unless he paid me quadruple I'm not touching the bathrooms. I hung up and left the moment he said "No, I -"

I used to work at a Raisin Canes on a college campus that was across the street from a few bars. There were 3 separate occasions I had to clean vomit from the women's restroom. Never once did I clean vomit from the men's restroom. Also, in the women's restroom, I usually found more garbage lying around on the floor or around the sink, or toilet paper on the ground around the toilet. So from my experience working in fast food, women were overall more dirty.

i didn't know about it.

As an ex-custodian, I never feel more comraderie than when I end up in comments sections like this one. Remember to thank your janitors when you see them, everyone: they could always choose to NOT do what they do, and them doing their jobs well is the difference between a forgettable bathroom experience and an unforgettable one. (PS, you want the forgettable one)

So this is the Girlrot that ogre was talking about

Eh I've seen some pretty bad messes in either bathroom

Ahh yes, a Brazilian butt lift, a certain sleep paralysis demon gave us one a couple weeks ago

@AyamineMISC

11 күн бұрын

I see you're a man of culture

@MassiveDestructionSP

9 күн бұрын

???

@Nazgul094

8 күн бұрын

@@MassiveDestructionSP REM Kanashibari had an ASMR roleplay stream giving chat a BBL

0:15 BRAZIL MENTIONED AWAKEN MY BROTHERS!!!!!ゴゴゴ

@Soridan

6 күн бұрын

Gib money or I report.

In the words of Tariq Nasheed: "WASH YO ASS"

These BBL’s don’t know how to clean the Krakatoa Canyon

they are

Yes, we know.

In the wise words of Tariq Nasheed, “Wash yo ass”

Why not just workout to make them bigger...

@Aspirinium

10 күн бұрын

are you crazy? that actually takes effort

@LuizAlleman

10 күн бұрын

@@Aspirinium I would say that's what makes it more valuable. I read the reply with a Southpark voice in my head lol.

@Ranchor489

7 күн бұрын

@@LuizAlleman There's only so much an ass can actually grow given enough squats. BBLs, depending on how they want it, is what makes it able to reach hentai-level tier.

Yes yes and YESS, seriously tho, im glad alot of people here have work custodian, and i have had my Fair Share of Women's Bathroom, as of Now, the Bathrooms i clean at my Work isnt to bad but woooo at other Jobs in the Women's, it got baaaaad. Im glad another women Agrees lol, Another example is, i was talking to this girl and she NEVER cleaned her Car. I told her you needa clean that cuz Robber Crackheads will look in there and "think" there's something to take even tho its all junk and garbage. And behold, few days later her car got broken into and she said "Well there isnt anything in there i dont understand why they broke in" ...... Lady thats not the Point!!! Lol you look in a clean car with nuthin in it Robbers wont really care. Unless of course they're stealing the car. Nonetheless.... Women ☕ lol

Honestly this just confirms that everyone can be gross. Men or women. And just like women tell men that they stink and should clean themselves better, it should be normal for men to tell women they stink too. Of course this should only be done by friends or loved ones (please don't tell random people they smell like ass, that may make them just never wanna go outside again...). Part of being a living, breathing organism means that gross stuff will occur on and in your body. Don't be ashamed of it but do your best to limit it from affecting both yourself and others!

...Maybe 2D women are unironically better after all.

true

I'm eating right now ...

@HarlequinClips

6 күн бұрын

I mean you saw the title and clicked that's on you lol

Bro, i always thought women just got gassy around me... like an allergy or something...

I used to work at a Waffle House, and the bathrooms are always left suprisingly clean from the customersc But, if anyone ever needed to use on#before I cleaned it, the women's always smelled worse, and the trash was always fuller

Fool i use water

I know what a BBL is thanks to Drake.

Thank god for bidets in asia

LARPing rotter 🥱

BBL drizzy.

Loool

Is she related to pippa? That laugh

Filipino women won't have that problem. They wash their crack with soap and water, making sure every nook and cranny is spotless, then right after, they use another soap and water to clean the hands lathered with soap and water they used to wash their crack

Bidet supremacy

Average Phase Connect yapping

👀

I prefer average sizes. Breast and butt implants are overrated.

Girls got it tough , it require a lots to take care of yourself and look good outside. The bloody days each month is troublesome even with modern day medical care.

Okay but can you tell me why SOME WOMEN LITERALLY STICK THEIR PADS ON THE WALLS OF PUBLIC RESTROOMS. IT IS NOT CUTE. PLEASE DO NOT EVER DO THIS.

Is this something that turns a man gay?

🤮🤮🤮

Don’t get a BBL. It’s literally one of the deadliest cosmetic surgeries.

Taking lessons of Hygiene and Healthy Appearanve from a VTuber....dayum, "gilrfailures" hit a new low😂

this is why flat is better

Use bidets people

As a Muslim and Indonesian, i don't have this problem. We wash our butt and neinei whenever we've done with our business.

🤢

Here's a novel idea; how about using water eh? Why use what are essentially modern tree barks/leaves like a troglodyte man wtf