Sakana, you can't create a company of girls with father issues then deny them some closure.

@SecretJambalaya

6 ай бұрын

Sakana doesn't understand girls, he only understands coffee and league.

@FelixValentiCh.

6 ай бұрын

@@SecretJambalaya phase connect runs on autism- not just the talents', but his

@Skywolfhd20

6 ай бұрын

all sakana does is drink coffee, play league, pretend to be a turret, and lie XD@@SecretJambalaya

@SecretJambalaya

6 ай бұрын

@@Skywolfhd20 At least he's found his true calling as a warehouse magician

@lollypopalopicus-jm6co

6 ай бұрын

​@SecretJambalaya that's not fair. He also understands Majong. And starcraft, so he can rp as a turret with his little boy friends.

Pippa was right, Sakana doesn’t know how to talk to women 😂

@sonicXstarhedgehog

6 ай бұрын

Well, fish don't usually talk to women.

@Jiyoon02

6 ай бұрын

​@@sonicXstarhedgehogso true

@andrewdoudna8894

6 ай бұрын

​@@sonicXstarhedgehogI don't think fish talk at all

@sonicXstarhedgehog

6 ай бұрын

@@andrewdoudna8894 That's the point, friend.

@Bessux

6 ай бұрын

Where did she say that?

Sakana: Tenma is funny. Tenma: Funny how? Do I amuse you ? Am I a clown to you?

@user-ge8yn4ql4i

5 ай бұрын

Pretty much, yes 😂

@darkly7378

5 ай бұрын

I guess this evening one particular fox will have sashimi to her drink.

@OneBiasedOpinion

4 ай бұрын

WHY DID I READ THIS IN HER VOICE??

@mauriskko

4 ай бұрын

You forgot the "Huh?" At the end of every question 😂

@rattango9819

4 ай бұрын

Schizo Tsundere. Or Shizodere

I honestly can't tell if Sakuna is just trolling them, or just legit sucks at complementing people. Either way it is hilarious

@InvidiousIgnoramus

6 ай бұрын

A little of column A, a little of column B.

@whazzup_teacup

6 ай бұрын

It's hard to speak when you know there's a wild fox stalking you ready to attack.

@OverMagnet

6 ай бұрын

He's like a dad with too many kids, he loves them all and knows each one is special but they all just kinda merge into one entity in his mind.

@rueshady

6 ай бұрын

I think Sakanyan suffers a condition called "being a Beethoven", He is deaf on social issues and has NONE defusion skills on situations where feelings are running wild... But damn if the guy knows what the market wants and to let her mentally ill woman take the internet by ransom at gunpoint.

@logicaloverdrive8197

6 ай бұрын

@@whazzup_teacup Most of them are feral. He's simply rolling a roulette wheel of who will be waiting in his car with a lead pipe.

Fishman, blink twice if you're under any kind of threat or pressure... What do you mean fishes can't blink ? Oh well, sucks to be him

@turkalpha6884

6 ай бұрын

He's a land fish, he can blink... he's just blinking so fast that you can't see it.

@RicardoMeansKing

6 ай бұрын

He can't blink because of TENMA, she did this to him

This question was designed to harm Fishman in unspeakable ways.

@OneBiasedOpinion

4 ай бұрын

The gun was loaded and he knew it. Yet he put it to his head anyway.

@zaeonnine0

4 ай бұрын

@@OneBiasedOpinionFish was playing Buckshot Roulette with only live rounds loaded, and chose not to shoot the dealer 😂

"Da Michi... eats a lot." Fishman architect enjoyer strikes again.

@SecretJambalaya

6 ай бұрын

He said the same thing about Ember, oh boy

@chenkam2954

6 ай бұрын

I do like girl that enjoy eating or a big eater, in moderation of course, and I genuinely think that is a good thing to compliment. If the fish word it better then that would be all good. But then it's fishman so what can you expect.

@allothecheekclapper

6 ай бұрын

based

@Fallen-Saint

6 ай бұрын

​@@SecretJambalayashe's a big girl

@HenshinFanatic

6 ай бұрын

Should have worded it as "she has a healthy appetite".

The long hesitation when it came to Lia... "That's not a positive adjective, that isn't either, no, no, no, no... curious! Lia is very curious."

@penguinbacon5523

6 ай бұрын

I half expected him to say "special" lmao

@reaps912

6 ай бұрын

Although, funnily enough, “curious” is probably a very good positive descriptor for the Diva of Deep Dives

@spiritdetectivesteve4691

6 ай бұрын

I'd say very "Lia," and leave it at that.

@are3287

6 ай бұрын

And proceeds to call remi stupid later on as a compliment

@rinnnnnnnnnnrin

6 ай бұрын

​@@penguinbacon5523she's HELLA special

This is what happens when an awkward dork runs a company filled with sadgirls. And we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Poor Sakana. He gets attacked if he compliments them, he gets attacked if he he insults them, he gets attacked if he is silent.

@livedandletdie

6 ай бұрын

This is what you get for working with women.

@charsage1036

6 ай бұрын

He gets attacked when he is attacked

@rainsoakedscribe7068

2 ай бұрын

To be fair, it says a lot about him that they are comfortable enough with him to do that publicly and that he seems cool with it. I looked at their turnover and it's only one so far that no longer works with the company. Even VShojo has a higher turnover rate.

"Tenma is what keeps me moving forward. Because I know if I'm not, she'll catch up to me. And I don't want to find out what happens then..."

@R_o_o_k_i_n_g_t_o_n

4 ай бұрын

XDXDXDXDXDXD

They're sadgirls for a reason. The fish man is the reason.

@gtf234

6 ай бұрын

The asylum is very much run by its inmates, just their founder is also one of them.

@Soridan

6 ай бұрын

Listen to what they say about their lives before the Fishman started his LoL harem. He is not even close to being the reason.

@GD0nly

6 ай бұрын

@@Soridan Most people who read this understood that it was a joke, they would quit if Sakana was an actual problem. They all clearly love working at Phase and don't actually hate Sakana.

@Soridan

6 ай бұрын

@@GD0nly "most people" show me your peer reviewed studies on that.

@GD0nly

6 ай бұрын

@@Soridan You can see the likes to number of comments on this comment just the same as I can you intellectually devoid bozo.

This entire segment had big "I Don't Do Well Under Pressure!!" energy.

@soranobabel4474

6 ай бұрын

no wonder he quit living in the sea then, too much pressure

@methuselahhoneysuckass

6 ай бұрын

landmines deal with pressure better than him

@vexile1239

4 ай бұрын

​@@methuselahhoneysuckassthey explode, he implodes

I cant believe they gas lit him into thinking he forgot a member lmaoo

poor sakana, he sounds like they were resting a gun to his head lmao

@OneBiasedOpinion

4 ай бұрын

That’s because they were. 🤣

@R_o_o_k_i_n_g_t_o_n

4 ай бұрын

yea did you not realize tenma has her chat constantly watching sakana to report anything worthy of being added to the book of minor grudges as well as more importantly when and how to best murder him and hide the body....XDXDXDXD

You can hear the struggle in his voice ahaha

@LordDanielG

Ай бұрын

He had PTSD flashbacks while trying to remember something nice

He did ended up complimenting gen 2 and invaders later near the end, but of course in fish style lol

@SecretJambalaya

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, casually calling Remi stupid is definitely a peak Fish moment

@kolamsusu3147

6 ай бұрын

@@SecretJambalaya and that he fail to compliment airi afterward is cherry on top

@SecretJambalaya

6 ай бұрын

@@kolamsusu3147 Just the pause on "Airi". He paused on Lia because he couldn't think of anything, he paused on Airi because she constantly annoys him lol

@icaruswindrune7116

6 ай бұрын

@@kolamsusu3147and he says Dizzy is disgusting

@kenjethao7774

6 ай бұрын

@@SecretJambalaya I get him though. Stupid but like a toddler or baby animal kind of endearingly stupid.

the more I learn about phase connect the more sure I am sakuna legitimately bought a mental asylum and turned the inmates into idols

@R_o_o_k_i_n_g_t_o_n

4 ай бұрын

XDXDXDXDXD too fuckin true man!

@ProfSir1

4 ай бұрын

That would be the greatest anime ever

@frozbytee4001

2 ай бұрын

​@@ProfSir1There's a somewhat similar anime where 3 Yakuza members became idols😂

@immortal_shrooms6757

Ай бұрын

@@frozbytee4001what's it called?

Clueless dad adopted a bunch of girls, despite not knowing anything about such wild creatures, makes coffee all day and tries connecting with them with... mahjong 😆

@OneBiasedOpinion

4 ай бұрын

And the weirdest part is they all love him for it in their own strange ways.

@MajinObama

2 ай бұрын

Manga Protagonist

Sakana just can't win when it comes to Tenma.

@MASJYT

6 ай бұрын

She was wrong too, he didn't forget her.

@gr33dl0cknein3

6 ай бұрын

@@MASJYT She's senile and sober, please understand.

Hiring Muumi is his best business decision because if this how he talks to them after two years I couldn't imagine how bad the first few months were with the girls😂

The zoom in while he's still thinking at 1:57 just made me.

In the Fish’s defense, he was probably talking about Tenma’s personality, jokes, and things she intended to be funny; not her looks, voice, or things she didn’t intend to be funny. And not just because I assume he’s scared for his life, because I most certainly am not (please don’t kill me, Tenma)

@OneBiasedOpinion

4 ай бұрын

How can someone so smol instill such primal fear with her words alone? Truly Tenma is a mystery.

@R_o_o_k_i_n_g_t_o_n

4 ай бұрын

@@OneBiasedOpinion the same way chiuauas do..... they were all created with the wrath of 100 men and than had that compacted into such a tiny body that on its own is capable of nothing only stocking the fires of their rage to unimaginable heights and as the saying goes.... "life, uhh... finds a way to brutalize and maim anything that angers it enough...."

@OneBiasedOpinion

4 ай бұрын

@@R_o_o_k_i_n_g_t_o_n an eminently fair point.

The fishman struggle is real.

"Lia is... " Y'know, mr. Fishman, those couple seconds of silence were very loud.

"Do you have anything to say????" "Yeah next question." Based fishman.

of course for nasa there is no hesitation

God i love autism connect

One of these days, Sakana's gonna wake up in his own bed to the faint smell of bleach and a sticky note on his forehead that simply says: "I forgive but I never forget."

@AccountInactive

6 ай бұрын

Bleach? :|

@ryxamcross

6 ай бұрын

@@AccountInactive Tenma uses a lot of bleach when she cleans. Enough to make herself sick on more that one occasion.

@AccountInactive

6 ай бұрын

@@ryxamcross OH I gotcha!

I will never forgive Fishman for making Da Michi cry.

Sakana never stopped to think if he should, not if he could. Now he lives in a constant fear of his creations.

He really feels like a single dad with a lot of crazy daughters lol

The Fishman is all about coffee and running an idol company of similar energy to crackhouse. He needs all the energy he can reserve

Imagine working in the same office as OL Tenma... You accidentally do something to peeve her and she tapes razors to the underside of your filing cabinet's drawer handles....

I couldn't understand anything past the "WTF, Sakana?" line by Tenma and it still broke me in laughter

my oshi’s so scary sakana knows any time he appears on anyone’s stream, there’s a really good chance tenma’s gonna spawn and talk shit to him LOL

I love how Sakana’s REALLY trying his best to sound genuine so he won’t get yelled at again lmaooooo it sounds like he’s being held at gunpoint

Yagoo: i am the punching bag of my talents Sakana enters the room with a swollen face*

It's not a day ending with y if Sakana doesn't piss off Tenma

I knew the clips from this stream were gonna be good af

The silent open mouth at the end got me

why does sakana always sound like he's trying to leave the room and conversing with him pulls him back into the room

Well, they said gunpoint time... fishman literally held in gunpoint lol

@hybridAbsol

3 ай бұрын

💀

Tenma should host the next Sakana ama

For some reason at 1:33 I had a picture of a turtle from "over the hedge" flash before my eyes. Wish it didn't.

@prikoker

6 ай бұрын

turtle chad is just sakana in disguise

@Fakheet

6 ай бұрын

@@prikoker lmao that's why he took so long to answer. He was holding on for his dear life not to say his usual line

He got PTSD.

2:08 bro is Sakana blushing?

@AdrianCruz_

6 ай бұрын

Apparently when he smiles yes 🤣

@SecretJambalaya

6 ай бұрын

Yes, they added blushing to his model for this stream

These are some quality compliments, you know he isn't lying

“Yeah yeah next question.” Sakana 😂😂

I think there were missed opportunities here. Sakana could have called someone "autistic" then paused for 3 seconds and say "artistic, sorry." Name one of them then give an awkward 5 second pause and just say "huh..." then just move to the next person lmao. People would've lost it. It would have been a great bit for content. Maybe even make Tenma's compliment that she's "very Canadian" and watch the meltdown. I mean I would maybe worry for his safety but it would be very entertaining.

@stephennelson4954

6 ай бұрын

My colleague in Christ, _I want Sakana to live to see tomorrow._

kinda dissapointed that sakanas model isn't in a fishbowl

"Diamonds are made under pressure" Yeah, and so are fishcakes, my boy Sakana got COOKED

Poor Sakana lmao

When is Fishman going to learn that Tenma is the kind of woman who you have to say I love you until she puts the knife down.

Fishman effortlessly funny

Sakana interviews always being haunted by tenma from now on lmao

fishman said nasa the fastest😂

This is devastating for everyone involved.

I was listening live and he did mention Tenma second so I was bewildered when she got upset 😂

Tenma is like that one bud that people talk behind their back jokingly, not knowing (or fully knowing) they’re actually on front of em because they’re very *very* smol.

Fishman says sth nice Tenma: *WTF SAKANA?*

i love this guy

Sakana seems like a nice guy. Sucks at compliments but a nice guy.

Sakana starts talking like a man with a gun to his head once Tenma actually shows up

bro the ceo is funny. He fits in really with the actual talents

Secret jambalaya. I really love your editing here. This is some amazing shorts editing here. Subscribed here. Love it here homie ❤ 🐀

The way the talents roast their CEO, it feels like the organizational structure of PC is essentially a flat line with the CEO maybe like a centimeter above them. It's amazing how comfortable the talent are with him.

@vexile1239

6 ай бұрын

It's like they are a group of friends just having fun messing with each other, with Tenma being the glue that holds them together 😂

Sakana just couldn't do it.

A CEO being yelled at by all his female talents is something I didn't know I needed.

Tenma stopping whatever she was doing: "Ican smell fish... TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME!"

I can see Sakana sweating behind the screen

That thumbnail is awesome

Sakana speaks: Tenma: And I took that personally

Fish needs his heart meds

Poor fishman

"Pippa is very kind" he hasn't seen the tetris stream

Tenma is *always* watching

OH MY LORD,those compliments had so much force behind them, you could mistake him for a jedi

ISTG every time sakana opens his mouth he's digging his grave deeper😂😂😂

Sakana's avatar reminds of the news reporter fish from Spongebob.

I can't, he talks like he is describing smurfs.

Sakana san, your warehouse is top tier.

Sakana: Gen 2? Y’all are invaders! You’re more like step-kids…

tbf Tenma is landmine on a roomba

Wonder if Tenma would beat shit out of Sakana if he was in her vicinity.

I never know fish can sweating but if they do, this is the only time.

It feels like tenma is final boss for sakana.

I appreciate you Fishman

i love how you can tell which ones he's afraid of angering.

Poor Mitcher...

Pippa is kind....(of dirty). Is what he really said

dude, to manage these chicks.....that would be terrifying

tenma has fishman at bottle-point

Sakana is like the Emperor of Mankind, he "loves" all his sons, some more, some less. But you wont understand it until you ask to him

To be fair he was trying to be 100% honest

Wait, if I remember correctly, Pippa said in one of her streams, that there will never be a male vtuber in Phase-Connect. Filthy, lying Yabbit!

@jeremiahrobinson2527

4 ай бұрын

That’s the ceo

@fimbul_

4 ай бұрын

​@@jeremiahrobinson2527 He's a male and he's using a VTuber avatar on stream. He may be the head of the company, but he's still in the company.

@jeremiahrobinson2527

4 ай бұрын

@@fimbul_ that’s not how that works at all

@fimbul_

3 ай бұрын

@@JaxHolo Selective facts to bolster a funny comment under a clip. Unheard of in the times of the Internet. 🤡, indeed.

@fimbul_

3 ай бұрын

​@@JaxHolo I'm dropping my clowns mask here for a moment. Do you interpret my comment as hateful? If not, and your last reply is a witty deconstruction of my answer, I'm happily taking the L here.

My sides!

The fish is truly a poet

I'm your 100th subscriber❤

I mean the man needs to run his warehouse and shill his coffee. His "idol project" on a budget is his funny side hustle. One where he constantly abused and gets odd request. Honestly all he wanted was mahjong partners