Scientists warn that within 5 years time disney will run out of childhood classics to ruin

@legatedrengr

Жыл бұрын

That seems like a rather conservative estimate to me...

@tintinismybelgian

Жыл бұрын

Which childhood classic will be the last one to fall?

@plamenyonkov9154

Жыл бұрын

One word for you, remakes.

@steffanyschwartz7801

Жыл бұрын

@@tintinismybelgianironically it’ll be Walt’s first creation. Mickey himself

@Kossage

Жыл бұрын

@@plamenyonkov9154 I would love to see a live action show of Chronicles of Prydain if Disney still has rights to it. The Black Cauldron was flawed but still an enjoyable romp that showed promise even though it had to cut out and alter stuff and condense the story a lot, so having a multi-season series to explore the books in depth would be welcome. It pains me that Disney and fans often forget Princess Eilonwy in the Disney Princesses list. Just imagine seeing Arawn Death-Lord on screen in his full glory. :)

Rings of power, wheel of time, witcher and now willow. The people that tried to gaslight us and said this is a "golden age for fantasy" are such despicable people.

@jamesestelle7260

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget Star Wars and Marvel

@death-king1834

Жыл бұрын

The only real exception was possibly Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance which despite only lasting for one season consistenting of just ten episodes was some of the best televison I've seen within this modern decade. You can really tell unlike near everything else from the Witcher, Rings of Woke, Willow or Wheel of Time the people who made that show clearly loved and respected the original movie and generally sought to add to it rather then tear it down for the sake of THE MESSAGE.

@firefoxriouyh6541

Жыл бұрын

@@death-king1834 which I'm so glad that netflix is not making another season. They would've messed it up. I'm sick of sequels now.

@AnonymousJ0E404

Жыл бұрын

Witcher Season 2. Season 1 was was good. But now I’m worried.

@vincentbeton

Жыл бұрын

No one ever denied it would be "golden" as in "Shower"

The TV series has 8 episode with a total playtime of roughly 400 minutes. This 12 minutes long review video has 1.6 million views so far. So Drinker actually saved 400 * 1.6 million - 12 * 1.6 million = 620.8 million minutes for humanity. I call this serving the good cause!

@rogermoreno1152

Жыл бұрын

Lmao hell yeah!! I knew this show was going to be absolute shit, and I was right again. I loved the original movie as a kid. I hate modern Disney.

@nomadperson4619

Жыл бұрын

You probably failed maths if you assume that everyone haven't watched the series before watching this review. You also assume many people won't watch series after watching this. C'mon many people watch just to kill the time.

@tableswithoutchairs1168

Жыл бұрын

@@nomadperson4619 GUYS GUYS I found the one fan of the show

@piorcholnmurgatsh9488

Жыл бұрын

@@tableswithoutchairs1168 you should get an achievement for that

@mikoto7693

Жыл бұрын

@@nomadperson4619You’ve got a point, even if we half the numbers to account for people who have or will watch the show, that’s still a high number and a service to humanity nonetheless.

Remember when Willow was just a story of a dwarf and a baby going on an adventure?

@craigdaurizio686

Жыл бұрын

​@@privatecitizen5968 Greatest swordsman who ever lived.

@craigdaurizio686

Жыл бұрын

@@privatecitizen5968 It is 💯

@cassavaman3784

Жыл бұрын

"I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived" - Madmartagen

@austinsavage

Жыл бұрын

i LOVED that movie and watched it multiple times

@HowToChangeName

Жыл бұрын

No, I dont watch the 20th century version either

Not all the participants were bad. The horses were cute and fulfilled their roles as mounts flawlessly.

@Adrian-qr6gk

Жыл бұрын

horsies are always good aren't they.

@sneeringimperialist6667

Жыл бұрын

You don't know how much cgi was involved in making them cuter...

@scottmantooth8785

Жыл бұрын

*there method acting was subtly very brilliant and worthy of many bags of oats*

@jgostylo

Жыл бұрын

Holy crap, the chase scene with the horses had me and my kids rolling on the floor laughing. All of the close ups were about as unnatural looking as I have ever seen.

@leonkent1365

Жыл бұрын

They're not the only ones who weren't acting.

"I don't know what Marvel sees in this girl" I do. She's got the perfect multi-culti look. Actual talent doesn't matter to these weirdos.

@polarvortex6601

Жыл бұрын

yup

@regroot3

Жыл бұрын

You nailed it

@blaisebaileyfinnegan8202

Жыл бұрын

@@PocketDelicious She's visibly not White.

@Beau74

Жыл бұрын

That's exactly it. That's the only reason.

@nigeltheoutlaw

Жыл бұрын

The epitome of la creatura.

I just love how the characters speak in a modern manner, and wear modern looking clothes, even though this is a medieval fantasy.

@Pete_Ness

Жыл бұрын

And half of the old characters talk like they’re from old times, it’s so weird

@kents.2866

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it's super weird. Like at least try? When the berry bush grew from magic I was expecting a response of "oh fucking Hella cool bro" 🤣 then you have people wearing jeans and shit. Just why?

@xandertempelaar5239

Жыл бұрын

Halfway trough ep1 I was like: is this real?? It’s like watching Saved by The Bell.

@goazer2

Жыл бұрын

I mean it worked for Xena Warrior Princess. But they can't remake that since it would remind people that there was a popular female led action series that outperformed the show it spun off from all the way back in the 90's which doesn't fit the woke narrative of women being oppressed.

@KP-rs5tu

Жыл бұрын

They bought their clothes at Walmart in between scenes.

I lost it at "beta male who uses safety scissors to open his bag of crisps." 🤣👏🏽

@joe-zj8js

Жыл бұрын

I like the 2 redheads creating a ginger singularity that would destroy the universe comment...i lost it and almost wrecked

@Lopyswine

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@vfvs11a

27 күн бұрын

He actually did get some character growth and was kinda likeable by the end, but certainly didn't save the show.

It's amazing how EVERY FANTASY SERIES turns out to be.....just like our world today.....which I'm always trying to escape.

@gsofficial

Жыл бұрын

I mean they DON'T reflect the world we live in today, either, because in no world can an anorexic teenage girl win a fight against anyone.

@theslay66

Жыл бұрын

Well, you know, a world where minorities are the majority... only magic can explain this paradox.

@benoitmatters3674

Жыл бұрын

@@gsofficial Actually they reflect it quite well. Megan Markle is a good example, a mind numbingly incompetent chronic liar but apparently a hero no matter how undeserving or ridiculous that notion is, and it must be true because sheep like whatever they are told is trending on social media. Just like this punishing series, it is complete garbage and you can look forward to a trans character in season 2.

@u.a1952

Жыл бұрын

@@benoitmatters3674 perfectly said

@BinaryMekhanika

Жыл бұрын

Seriously, there are like 72 genders now, they will push this BS into the fantasy world no doubt, they will probably somehow put covid propaganda in this sh*t. Victim mentality. Black people seemingly common in fng anglo saxon Brittain, and also the star of the show, unless a pink haired non binary trans woman knight doesnt win out on the victim scale.

“Strong Female Character, Ginger Plank of Wood and a group of talentless diversity hires” is flawlessly put. This entire review is flawless

@guyverjedi

Жыл бұрын

Ginger plank of wood ... I just took a mouthful of my drink ... I now have a wet crotch... thanks drinker.

@chayophan3078

Жыл бұрын

Right?!? Only while watching the Drinker"s reviews do I experience so many conflicting emotions, sensory combos that I would have thought impossible! What else can induce one to laugh heartily while simultaneously gagging with rage-fueled nausea and disgust? Only the scorched earth, no-fucks-given critiques of the Drinker extraordinaire!

@cagentz8581

Жыл бұрын

I loved the original movie. As such, I was hyped for this series. That lasted about as long as it took the screen to focus on Kit and Ginger wood plank. It’s a boring series that manages to take a dump on the original.

@JohnInTheShelter

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, this is good stuff.

@taz3810

Жыл бұрын

The only ginger they can have lol

"When a show literally takes the piss out of itself, it leaves me wonder what the hell I am supposed to do." Excellent!

@krazy2dead

8 ай бұрын

Eloquent inebriation at it's zenith The Drinker can fix anything!

Worst part is, there were 2 books published as sequels to Willow that were excellent. They followed Elora Danan as she grew up and learned about her purpose, fleshed out the world, and showed Willow Ufgood after becoming a great wizard. It actually ticked all the necessary boxes for those all about "the message" tm, and was still a great sequel and conclusion to the original movie. Shadow Moon and Shadow Dawn, I believe they were called.

@Regmuslima

Жыл бұрын

I had no idea there were books written as sequels. Definitely gonna add those to the list

@banglefaar

9 ай бұрын

There where actually three.

@HelcaraxeUlairi

3 ай бұрын

When I sat down to start watching this series. That’s what I was expecting…not the dumpster fire that was the series. I didn’t finish it

I had a professor of creative writing once tell me when I was in college that "you cannot write characters who are smarter than yourself." I have been thinking about that a lot recently.

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

As the Drinker says, “A character is only as smart as the person writing them.”

@jackp492

Жыл бұрын

That’s hilarious, damn what a deep cut, sounds like a good teacher

@GodwynDi

Жыл бұрын

I think you can, but to do so takes time and serious writing skill.

@Sand_Dolphin

Жыл бұрын

There's a trick you can use. Since you as the writer are creating all the problems and dilemmas the characters will face, you know the answers to solve those things. Just trace backwards from the answer to the question and let your smart character follow that path.

@dougrobinson8602

Жыл бұрын

@@GodwynDi Maybe; but if you haven't researched and consulted with people who have lots of knowledge about a subject, anyone who does have practical knowledge will know your character is full of shit.

"Getting old and can't do magic anymore". That about sums up the current Disney corporation.

@endoskel9262

Жыл бұрын

Painfully true…

@wxwxsrg

Жыл бұрын

Or most humans... "magic" gets harder to do when you get old... look at James Cameron! His T levels got so low, he turned hostile against them!

@Kodaiva

Жыл бұрын

Modern tv

@kolossis8283

Жыл бұрын

@complete video here me when Willow is actually a tall man😔😔😔😔

@FightOstinFight

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit. You’re right

Gentlemen, it's been an honor watching the fall of intelligent entertainment with you.....

@SRMoore1178

Жыл бұрын

What the heck is wrong with the studios and writers these days? This new generation of modern writers and creators are so far up their own asses. They don't seem to take a hint or learn any lessons from their constant failures and don't have the talent or guts to make anything original. Maybe the upcoming failure of Indy 5 will be a turning point. Whenever I'm tired of dealing with the BS and the people of the world we live in today, I like to sit back, relax, and watch TV that reflects the world we live in today.

@MichaelCravith

Жыл бұрын

Godspeed, Drew Pooters.

@willharkness8052

Жыл бұрын

I never thought I would see the fall of creativity with someone called Drew Pooters.

@garyslayton8340

11 ай бұрын

Its not all bad The amazon prime Reacher show got funding for a season 2 Shit is amazing

@velkanzi

2 ай бұрын

@@SRMoore1178You answered your own question in the second sentence.

Every remake nowadays: - How crappy it is? - Yes.

"Ginger plank of wood" checks so many diversity quota boxes, i'm surprised she doesn't have 3 roles in this show.

@Launchpad05

Жыл бұрын

'SHE'S THE BESTEST EVARRRRR!'

@kungfew1396

Жыл бұрын

Well she's mixed race ginger so her diversity hire points are huge! Seriously Kathleen Kennedy obviously just wants lgbt and no strong male leads in every Lucasfilm turd because she knows she can't be fired so why not.

@NormanReaddis

Жыл бұрын

She's perfect and the industry knows it. A multiracial ginger really fits on the Gingercide narrative.

@IndyDefense

Жыл бұрын

With her red hair, I wonder why she wasn't cast as Elora Danan?

@frankjoseph6071

Жыл бұрын

shes in everything... fuck!

Your "Go away now!" was delivered with more emotion than any line from any character on this Willow series.

@harbl99

Жыл бұрын

Yon Drinker seems to have the Big Mad about this one.

@rogersmith7396

Жыл бұрын

@@harbl99 The film pulled him out of a drunken stupor.

1. Ginger singularity. I loved that phrase. 2. I'm happy for Warwick Davies getting to reprise a role. Too bad he wasn't happy to reprise the role. 3. Thank you for watching these so that I don't have to.

Now Sorsha was a REAL strong female character who switched sides for the sake of a good man. Wouldn't we have loved to see her and Madmartigan having adventures while raising Elora and the other kids?

@PorchBandit

Жыл бұрын

though I agree...I'll leave asking Val Kilmer to lose 25kg and stop being a dick on set to you lol

@michaelmartin4552

Жыл бұрын

The only problem there would be real life. In real life, Val Kilmer and Joanne Whalley got married, and then divorced 8 years later. And add to that Val had cancer which resulted in his larynx being removed.

@jps6071

5 ай бұрын

Now Sorsha was a REAL strong female character... yeah - and sadly this series turned her into a useless, incompetent and hypocritical piece of trash, who first tears down her daughter for "disrespecting and insulting" her brother the "crown prince", two minutes before insulting and belittling said crown prince herself, is entirely unable to do anything useful when a group of enemies just walks into her castle and kidnaps that prince right under her nose and then instead of sending an army, rather sends her daughter and only other child with a small group that includes her "politically important" fiancy and endangers their lives too for no good reason. Similar like the Star Wars sequels did it with Leia.

We should all take just a moment to thank The Drinker for sparing us the horror of having to watch this show. He threw himself on that grenade, and he deserves our gratitude.

@maxpower1413

Жыл бұрын

willow was a childhood favourite movie of mine so I watched the first episode full of enthusiasm. it felt like my heart had been ripped out, eaten and shat back on my face

@mikespike2099

Жыл бұрын

Even after seeing his overview of the show I feel like throwing myself on a grenade!!! ... I feel very unwell.... my eyes burn!!!

@luzifersohn5010

Жыл бұрын

The only thing i disagree with is: She Hulk IS still worse than willow.. but that doesnt mean willow was any good.

@findmeanewname768

Жыл бұрын

I believe our drinking friend deserves a round of applause! This is the first time his “go away now” sounds more angry than drunk… I raise my glass to you drinker!

@tyjones5019

Жыл бұрын

Well said!

It's kind of amazing that The Drinker's critiques of Disney's shows are always more entertaining and insightful than the shows themselves.

@mothichorror446

Жыл бұрын

That's what happens when you get someone who actually knows how to write.

@fyrchmyrddin1937

Жыл бұрын

In total fairness, Warwick Davis wasn't very good in the original Willow either. I know that "vertically challenged" & "actor" probably makes for a very small Venn Diagram group, but after seeing both Peter Dinklage & even old Billy Barty, one realizes that the talent pool isn't very large. Or rather, (apologies) deep.

@hpaulbryant729

Жыл бұрын

And because the Drinker's critiques of Disney's shows are more entertaining than the shows themselves, he should get his own special section at Disneyland. Maybe even a ride..... we can call it the "Vomitron." A Multi-Media experience where riders are forced to watch a diverse cast deliver "the message" while spinning around in a cage with 11 other vomiting passengers.

@genyoutube3828

Жыл бұрын

Yes so funny . First time I’m here. Bloody brilliant 👍🤣

@theashpilez

Жыл бұрын

I do not watch the movies unless directed to by the multi faceted drinker...

The show felt like someone's spoiled tweener niece wrote her own fantasy novel, who promotly nagged to have her aunt/uncle at Disney turn it into a show, and the execs, hamstrung to turn the questionably "done" script into a show, retconned Willow into the script, BECAUSE THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY THEY WERE GONNA CON ANYONE INTO WATCHING IT.

That was an unusually furious and angry "Go away now ". This show must have really gotten under the skin of our Drinker. We appreciate what you have to go through for us brother 😂

The "GO AWAY NOW" had more acting in it than all of Willow. Impressive.

@mnomadvfx

Жыл бұрын

There was no acting, just tired resignation of a drunk Scotsman 😂🤣

@timothygremlin9737

Жыл бұрын

Finally, Drinker has provided the Hulk we all deserve.

@chayophan3078

Жыл бұрын

No shit, right?!? Well said and spot on!

@eugenetswong

Жыл бұрын

I think that he was genuinely pissed off when he said it this time.

@illusioNery

Жыл бұрын

Patrick Bateman: "Oooooo! :)"

Disney's love for Ginger Plank of Wood is 100% based on what she looks like. Both Solo and Falcon and Winter Soldier did the same trick where she wears a helmet then in a dramatic moment takes it off and absolutely everything stops for a couple minutes because the creators are expecting everyone to have their entire worldview destroyed by this reveal. They also expect the audience, just like the other characters, to instantly forgive everything this character has done and desperately want to be her friend based solely on her appearance.

@M4GG0TK1NG

Жыл бұрын

I'm fairly certain in both Solo and F/WS they intentionally made her look more ethnically ambiguous than she actually is because in Willow she just looks like a ginger but in those other titles she looks fairly brown skinned for a ginger. She just checks all the diversity boxes. I wouldn't be surprised if the actress was lesbian or bi cuz they care about that shit too

@Laneous14

Жыл бұрын

I mean I've seen biracial people before, including black people with red hair. This girl is not really that unique and additionally looks like someone bashed her in her face with an ugly stick. On top of that she cannot act her way out of a wet paper bag. Honestly, I think it's more that she must be servicing Disney directors, producers, and Bob Iger multiple times a week.

@richardmh1987

Жыл бұрын

Solo was such a forgetable movie that I don´t even know which character that actress played, as for Falcon and Winter Soldier, well I´m happy to say that the only Marvel thing I´ve seen since Endgame is No Way Home and that wasn´t from Disney ☺

@Sure0Foot

Жыл бұрын

right?!?!? I specifically remember in Solo, seeing that ULTRA DRAMATIC REVEAL and thinking "...yeah, so? Who is she??? And why do I care??"

@kreigalm7381

Жыл бұрын

correct, guess what that's called

As a ginger we don't claim the ginger plank of wood as our own. But her character has no soul so she can blend in with other gingers

@indy_go_blue6048

9 ай бұрын

She looks like an NPC to me.

@snapperjessen

4 ай бұрын

@@indy_go_blue6048 NPC being No Personality Characteristics?

And now it's being removed from Disney+

@brockdavid

Жыл бұрын

“That escalated quickly… I mean that really got out of hand.” 😂

@Hodaris_Darlin

11 ай бұрын

Good!

I’m convinced that the best thing about these terrible shows and movies are the Critical Drinker reactions they prompt.

@chrisakaschulbus4903

Жыл бұрын

Dead fish can't play instruments.

@jimherold7827

Жыл бұрын

Fucking yes. I look forward far more to the Drinker's reviews on these abominations than the actual abominations.

@peteclegg1578

Жыл бұрын

I never watch any of them - just here for the Drinker lolz. If he says something is good then I mentally flag it for future consumption.

@willmrc1

Жыл бұрын

And the pitch meeting from Ryan George

@luisvelez1952

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like this series should have never been made.

This was the most aggressive “go away now” ever. I think we finally broke Drinker with Willow.

@jamesbrown4092

Жыл бұрын

Almost made me jump out of my chair. Sounded scarier than my ex-wife!

@SpaceshipRocketFuel

Жыл бұрын

When he said it, I felt it.

@Animanarchy

Жыл бұрын

I better hurry to the next video before he gets the bouncer to throw me out.

@jamesbrown4092

Жыл бұрын

Fake channel reported to KZread and Telegram. I think I know what you can do with your 'reward'.

@theboofin

Жыл бұрын

Ha, ha.

Oh. Ginger plank of wood is actually a "lesbian" and "multiracial". Explains why she's getting all those roles and that they are really high on her.

The plank of wood was the plank of wood in falcon and winter soldier as well. It's amazing how she kept the consistency. I guess she's got magical lady parts. How else is she getting all those roles?

@xminusone1

Жыл бұрын

She's multi-ethnic AND a lesbian. I'm surprised they didn't make her their official spokeperson already and that she don't have 4 roles in that serie.

@IvanOrdell

Жыл бұрын

She's the best example of what's wrong with Hollywood / Disney / Netflix casting post 2019

@SuicidalSummerSnowWoman

Жыл бұрын

she is mixed and most importantly, u can actually see it when u look at her plus ofc she is a woman so yeah they HAVE to take her in every disney project

@goazer2

Жыл бұрын

What worries me about that is she started in Solo when she was definitely not yet 18.

@richknudsen5781

Жыл бұрын

Her only magic part is mostly used while on her knees in front of the producers.

“Thats all I’ve got for today, go away now” has never been said with more disappointment

@brians132

Жыл бұрын

@Flash bang Bastard

@r0w5tortion84

Жыл бұрын

I'd say anger more than disappointment. I can't remember a drinker review where he was this angry

@Sekir80

Жыл бұрын

@@r0w5tortion84 Yea. this go away was pretty harsh, but I don't blame the poor soul for it.

@MrX-zz2vk

Жыл бұрын

It's time for Disney to just go away now. They're not even trying anymore. And they don't even care that they're not trying.

@BrianWenger

Жыл бұрын

I hear more rage. The most disappointment I've heard was in one of the older Star Wars ones.

I love it when the Drinker makes up nicknames for the characters and refuses to use the names they were given in the show. Such an entertaining power move

@roboninja3194

Жыл бұрын

"Ocean Man" 😂

@dercooney

Жыл бұрын

@@roboninja3194 mr nimbus? oh, that other guy - nimbus is cooler

@mlamarana

Жыл бұрын

RIGHT!😂

@tedferkin

Жыл бұрын

Probably helps avoid copyright strikes too. Drinker be a smart dude

@travisspazz1624

Жыл бұрын

Seems childish. No wonder he watched Willow!

Fantasy is a genre Hollywood seldom knows how to make or adapt to screen.

@jsa-z1722

Жыл бұрын

How true.

@Thrawn23.

Жыл бұрын

Unless you have the right creative team

That "go away now” was specially powerful and intense this time. Thank you, drinker.

That was the most emotionally charged “Go away now” I have ever heard!

@thomasask828

Жыл бұрын

The Drinker seems absolutely enraged in that moment. As a fan of the movie in the 80's, and as someone who has become a huge fan of the fantasy genre mostly because of the movie, I totally understand the level of vehemence in that simple line. I wish the writers who keep doing this, would just "go away now" as well.

@maybenot909

Жыл бұрын

I actually shook from it I was scared

@bobman929

Жыл бұрын

Thought I was going to get punched then

@brettpierotte2954

Жыл бұрын

Felt like when your favorite teacher finally loses it with the class

@SilverSpade92

Жыл бұрын

♫ The Drinker knows you’re watching♩ ♩He knows you’re in bad shape ♫ ♫ You better go away now,♩ ♫ or you just might seal your fate! ♫ ♫ You better run fast, you better not try, to embrace the wokeness or thumbs-down this review. ♩ ♫ Critical Drinker will always, find you ♫ Happy Halloween- I mean holidays!

Ginger Plank of Wood seems to have a cognitive force field around her. She’s so instantly forgettable that seeing her any time is like seeing her for the first time.

@Laneous14

Жыл бұрын

Every time I see her I think 'ouch, that's unfortunate'. Often, biracial people get the best of both worlds, but, uh, not her.

@Vaultboythefightingmachine

Жыл бұрын

The name Ginger Plank of wood is the only thing you can remember her by.

@benjaminlangner

Жыл бұрын

Who? Her?

@roystonlodge

Жыл бұрын

It's not like she's ever had a decent script to work from.

@manug9781

Жыл бұрын

Ginger who?

Everything you said was spot on in this review 🤣🤣🤣 I loved the Willow movie and tried to watch this. I got to the 3rd episode and when the two farm Ladies wearing clothes from the Bass Pro shop were introduced I gave up. They already weren't taking the story or acting serious, so when they gave up on the costumes I did too.

@MagcargoMan

Жыл бұрын

I was utterly baffled when I saw that. He showed it briefly in the video but I'm disappointed Drinker didn't bring it up.

@TI4438

Жыл бұрын

Never would have guessed that was a clip from the show! I wondered why it was in the vid. WOW!

@alefunzouzzle4049

Жыл бұрын

@TheGlassesPro 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@RawOlympia

Жыл бұрын

😅🤣😂🤣

Worse than shehulk ! That's one thing I never thought you would say my friend ! And we both thought the studio couldn't possibly get any lower We both were proven wrong I spose the challenge now is to make something even worse that willow and break that record too

Willow was a perfectly self contained movie. There was no cliff hanger. There was no Lore...there was only the events of that movie. It did not need a Sequel, prequel, ANYTHING.

@davidmckown3590

Жыл бұрын

Actually it did get a sequel of sorts as a trilogy of novels called Chronicles of the Shadow War written by Chris Claremont and George Lucas. I haven’t read them but I heard they were not good.

@SignoftheMagi

Жыл бұрын

@@davidmckown3590 I read them. They are ok. Not great but at least makes logical sense.

@albertosillywhips7281

Жыл бұрын

Right? When I heard there was remake, my first thought was "Why?"

@heikkint

Жыл бұрын

'self contained' huh.... sounds so familiar. 4chan needed /mlp/ as a containment board years ago and it started to live a life on it's own. I would not mind if garbage would be 'contained' in this area as well.

@teabearchurchill5600

Жыл бұрын

@@SignoftheMagi In point of fact they SUCK. And that's speaking as a fan of both Chris Claremont and Willow in general. Hint: In the first chapter of the first book, EVERYBODY DIES who was in the movie. Except for Willow, who inexplicably changes his name in the first few pages.

Tolkien was right about evil never create, only corrupt all the good things into twisted caricatures they made out of it.

@Veronica.John10-10

Жыл бұрын

The Bible says that too before Tolkien did 🙂

@arturiaarthus8367

Жыл бұрын

whenever someone quotes Tolkien, it's always wrong. at least google the actual quote, and actually quote the man. ffs.

@justin9744

Жыл бұрын

Please, stop.

@WhiteWolf126

Жыл бұрын

@@arturiaarthus8367 Melkor spent his spirit in envy and hate, until at last he could make nothing save in mockery of the thought of others, and all their work he destroyed if he could.

@arturiaarthus8367

Жыл бұрын

@@WhiteWolf126 thank you very much

"Using safety scissors to open bags of crisps" pretty much sums up society these days. The Drinker's gone done it again!

I love the part where the guy says, 'You gotta be vigilant out here or you die.' then he dies for a gag, not getting any character development. Also they manage to not see or hear like 12 guys on horseback on a giant, open, flag field.

These drinker videos are actually the only way I take in modern movies and shows these days.

@quademasters249

Жыл бұрын

Me too. There's been absolutely nothing released I've cared enough for to climb out of my computer chair.

@Maniacsface

Жыл бұрын

He is the “let me go first” guy.

@pokerabend1

Жыл бұрын

you can also watch brandon tenold, his topic is different he goes on cultrashmovies with a little humor.

@meestabond7583

Жыл бұрын

He is singlehandedly saving millions of our cumulative hours and deserves a drink from all of us for his noble efforts

@skiltonjackmusic8274

Жыл бұрын

Yup

Disney are the only company that consistently makes me feel I've been ripped off when I watch their stuff. For free. That takes some effort guys, well done.

@hiamaraldvaan7221

Жыл бұрын

Im really mad there is no more movies for real men to enjoy and how they force to worship fake women characters.

@olafgurke4699

Жыл бұрын

Ikr? Even when you pirate that shit, you want your money back.

@Maria_Erias

Жыл бұрын

@@hiamaraldvaan7221 As much as they try, they can't take the 80s and 90s away from us. It's Christmas time. Time to fire up the ol' Christmas classics, like Die Hard.

@DmytroBogdan

Жыл бұрын

@@olafgurke4699 you want your time back. So 10-12 min of Drinker's video is enough for me to skip this show altogether

@Slaggedfire

Жыл бұрын

Time is the most valuable currency you have. You definitely got ripped off.

Place your bets! What'll be next, an all-girls Rain Man, Stand By Me, or Dead Poets Society...

@Jazmine4014

2 ай бұрын

All 3!

Congratulations! You made it further than I did before turning it off for good. It' felt like it was written by teenagers for teenagers in a high school drama class. It wasn't just the unrelatable obsessing that means very little in the face of inhalation, or the acting that came across like no one wanted to be there, it was the little things. Like how their cloths always looked bright and laundered while living rough on a hike across the country side; the musical score that lacked the levity of the original; and, the lack of common dark prejudices and social statues that brought importance to the presence of Madmartigan and provided a personal struggle for willow relatable in some way to all ages. It should be mandatory for any adventure writer to maybe go on an adventure and live in the wild for a time, or at least step outside their gilded life to see what a competent adventurer and high stakes life choices looks like. This show would have been much better off for it.

when The Critical Drinker says "Because this show has to reflect the world we live in today" it's hilarious every time to me 🤣

@-taz-

Жыл бұрын

It doesn't REFLECT the world we live in, though. It PROJECTS the world they want us to live in.

@nigeltheoutlaw

Жыл бұрын

All I can think of when I see guuuurl bosses is Mauler saying "you go girl!" over and over in his Black Widow review.

@dealanocluaid1012

Жыл бұрын

I prefer nah it'll be fine

@jgobroho

Жыл бұрын

I love when he starts doing his laugh too lol

@Muckylittleme

Жыл бұрын

They write their characters how they want young people to be because it is all about destroying Western society and traditional and natural societal roles.

Oh my god Erin Kellyman is in this?! Ahhh I can't wait! She's my favouritist! I love nothing more than watching someone with the same emotionless, dead eyed expression on her face no matter if she's the happiest she's ever been or she's watching a friend die. It's so amazing that the only indication of how she's feeling comes from an amazingly written dialogue where she can say her feelings instead of showing them because that's how people display emotions of course.

@MegaJani

Жыл бұрын

[cries in sorrow]

@leejones5810

Жыл бұрын

@Trent Hamsley 🤣😂🤔😂🤣😂 I've not seen that font before

@carabe197

Жыл бұрын

I recognized her because of her teeth, not by her face

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

She was so meh in Solo

@somerandomguy9891

Жыл бұрын

Who's that? The ginger one?

It’s like the Star Wars sequels all over again

Willow isn't worse than Rings of Power. I made it through Willow. I had to see how bad it was going to get. Also, i was really rooting for the villains in this one.

The episode where strong female character and ginger plank of wood beat the shit out of each other to accurately represent same sex relationships brought a tear to my eye.

@bluglon16epickyhrac45

Жыл бұрын

Nooooooooo FEMALES! Whatever will we do?!

@omosango7870

Жыл бұрын

The bestest couple evar!!!!

@UnbeltedSundew

Жыл бұрын

Best comment, you deserve a pin.😆

@wheeliebin18

Жыл бұрын

Fuckin' LOL XD

@bustavonnutz

Жыл бұрын

Topkek you've obliterated my sides

It’s gotten to the point now that I don’t even have to watch the actual show anymore to enjoy The Drinker’s surly rants… 👏👏

@panthrax555

Жыл бұрын

It will be a shame if hollywood ever goes back to decent writing, because drinker will be reduced to writing simple scripts full of praise instead of these masterfully comical takedowns.

@brianhaugh152

Жыл бұрын

The Drinker watches it so we don't have to. 😏

@stephenschenider4007

Жыл бұрын

I really don't even watch movies or shows anymore and love his rants. Also makes me feel like I'm not missing much.

@NealKlein

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't place so much stock in his reviews if he didn't work so hard on making them intelligent, edifying deconstructions. Baby, if I want actual rants that offer no points proving their arguments, there's a ton of mediocre KZread channels out there I could punish myself with.

@michaeld5888

Жыл бұрын

We need a way to see the unintentional comedy in these shows without actually having to endure them. Life is a comedy now written by people without a trace of humour. Best to just savour the prime extracts from those bold and noble people who make that sacrifice and endure the whole sorry saga rewritten to correct the past 'incorrect' thinking for us. In the the UK we wait in dread for the latest crop of multi cultural attitude corrected rehashes of Dicken's 'A Christmas Carol' which will surely soon be upon us. Corrected of course by people who know far better.

Warwick was happy for the show but then he saw the turd fest they were turning the show into so he said. WELP A CHECK IS A CHECK.

Angriest "GO AWAY NOW!" to date.

@Hodaris_Darlin

11 ай бұрын

His Dial of Destiny "GO AWAY NOW!' trumps this one.

Every time the entertainment industry releases a project for 'modern audiences' I grow more thankful that humans have limited lifespans.

@Rick-fc3kc

Жыл бұрын

All the “modern audience” talk makes me nostalgic for the Dark Ages

@xycap8351

Жыл бұрын

I LOVED WILLOW THIS IS NOT WILLOW

@sheridoncary2602

Жыл бұрын

@user-vz4qv8rl1f yeah at least shit was interesting at that time

@scottmcfadyen293

Жыл бұрын

Brilliant ! that's a great quote.

@cagneybillingsley2165

Жыл бұрын

when 80% the show are intentionally ugly people or lesbians, you know it's going to be terrible

I remember Warwick Davis had a show on HBO called Life's too short. And on that show one of the jokes was the possibility of remaking Willow and how ridiculous it would be

@EvilDoresh

Жыл бұрын

I guess that was before he got the check from Disney.

@fullstackweebdev4855

Жыл бұрын

I can't wait for him to bring up "The Top 10 biggest Disney+ flops" on Tenable at some point. That'll be brilliant.

@NeroLeMorte

Жыл бұрын

Disney money money to stronq

@DeezNuggz

Жыл бұрын

warwick davis reminds of a football for some reason...

@NMemone

Жыл бұрын

Every once in a while I randomly rewatch that "Liam Neeson wants to do comedy" scene. One of the funniest things Ricky Gervais has ever done

In reference to Madmartigan, the reason Val Kilmer isn't in the show is because he's recovering from throat cancer and has had several operations that've rendered his voice practically useless. So in this case, it's not a bad decision by Disney, it's that the actor in question is incapable to play the role due to poor health and complications from treatment.

@austinsavage

Жыл бұрын

im just surprised they did not race-swap his character to be a Japanese transgender lesbian

@demonsmoke1788

Жыл бұрын

Well also considering that the queen is also his ex-wife in real life and this is the movie the "fell in love" and now they hate each other... not surprising there too

As someone who named my daughter Elora (before the series was announced), I'm horrified. I loved the movie. It was mine and my husband's favourite film growing up. This is just a joke. Could you imagine if this happened to lord of the rings, star wars or any book series with a serious fan following? I simply can't anymore. Also, where's Val Kilmer? Did he read the script and just say "nope"? I honestly wouldn't blame him.

@DumbKneeGrows

6 ай бұрын

This has happened to all the franchises you just mentioned🤦‍♂️

I seriously laughed everytime he called her " ginger plank of wood" 😝

@pederhalvorsen2289

Жыл бұрын

FRECKLE JESUS!! 🤣🤣

@m.redleg252

Жыл бұрын

It was even better when he speculated that having 2 redheads n the same movie would destroy the universe.

@jamesrad6317

Жыл бұрын

The ginger singularity that could destroy the universe was what got me 🤣

@louisduarte8763

Жыл бұрын

@@m.redleg252 And he lives in Scotland, and that's full of redheads, right? It's a wonder the universe didn't collapse in on itself already!

_"The diarrhoea-splattered toilet bowl of modern entertainment"_ is the most aptly poetic description I've ever heard. Trust the Drinker to give us gems like this. 😆

@WolfSyndrome

Жыл бұрын

The Angry Video Game Nerd walked so that Drinker could run.

@LARDYCHRIST

Жыл бұрын

He's certainly got a way with words 😆

This video is the only reason i remember willow actually exists

@deandrenicholas2545

Жыл бұрын

I didn't know it was a thing at all until watching this video just now... and apparently I didn't miss anything lol

I dislike that there was no commentary about how absolutely epic that South Asian dude's beard was. You can really just imagine him in a better fantasy show. It's such a shame that they only do diversity to paper up terrible writing, but the actual actors could be doing so much more. That dude really looks the part and you can imagine a South Asian themed fantasy show with him as the lead. All the pieces are there, but they refuse to just make something new and original with these actors and give them a fighting chance at success. Instead they end up shoe-horned into ill-fitting properties and they take the heat when they fail. It's such a waste.

Ginger plank of wood is exactly the future they have in mind. That's why she's so popular.

@Muckylittleme

Жыл бұрын

Exactly They write their characters how they want young people to be because it is all about destroying Western society and traditional and natural societal roles.

@michaellane5381

Жыл бұрын

Tbh I had hoped she was going to be the girl from the movie just so she would matter more and so the party would not be as unbalanced... And then the maid crossed the bridge and I could see what was coming while I hoped it wouldn't...

@castleaether1965

Жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly; blending everything everywhere into one amorphous mass until nothing is unique or special ... a bland, tasteless hell of forced homogeniety. And I'm not talking about the TV shows.

Goodness. Never heard Critical Drinker be so angry at his go away now. This show had really taken a toll on him.

@thomassmart4088

Жыл бұрын

ask Shad about caravans

@petriew2018

Жыл бұрын

honestly, in a year where the concept of art was set back by several decades, even this steaming cesspit really stands out as the biggest pile of flaming trash imaginable. Rings of Power was bad, but Willow is just.... infantile at every level....

@randyjones3050

Жыл бұрын

Well, he did have to go watch all 3+ hours of "Avatar 2" immediately after. That's enough to make even the most sane of men lose their shit.

@jkfozul2316

Жыл бұрын

@@petriew2018 worse than rings of power???

@petriew2018

Жыл бұрын

@@jkfozul2316 yes. it's objectively worse writing than Rings of Power. Rings of power looks really bad when compared to the source material, but on it's own it's just a convoluted, stuck up, generic fantasy show. Boring and predictable as fuck. but Willow? Every character, every plot point, every bit of world building is just so incredibly.... dumb.... like, actively insulting the viewer levels of dumb.... it's relentless in how stupid it all is

i felt bad for Graydon throughout the show, he got dragged into danger, almost died, got posesed, got hated for being posesed, learned magic and was finally useful, then he immediatly "died" and they almost forgot about him 10 minutes later.

@PorchBandit

Жыл бұрын

It's a medieval fantasy and they have a character named GRAYDON. that's all you need to know about the writers of this thing.

@preston7960

Жыл бұрын

How about the old "mentor" guy who got killed almost straight away? He had supposedly been mentoring the kids since they were little and was very close to them, but after getting killed nobody gave a single fuck.

Everythime you say "Ginger Plank of Wood", I see Nicole Kidman in my mind's eye.

That was the angriest “go away now” yet. The drinker might be done with Disney on a whole new level.

@axelhopfinger533

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that definitely was a "go away now!" that holds a deep, personal grudge and is absolutely, unequivocally done with this shit and is determined to make the one's responsible for it regret it dearly! 😠

@samcochran8203

Жыл бұрын

That "go away now" came from a place of deep seated anger, and honestly, I feel like I have that exact same tone stuck to the on button nowadays when it comes to things made for "MODERN AUDIENCES"

@tommymarco

Жыл бұрын

that was the best ending for this garbage. it sounds like a terrible series

@davidfitnesstech

Жыл бұрын

I hope not. I must see the drinker do more Disney reviews. They're 100 times better than the actual movies.

@UchihaOokami2596

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I feel that this show might have been the kicker. I almost feel that while the Drinker had valid criticisms for the original movie, it might have been a childhood favorite to him. Thats just the feel of vitriol I get from his "go away now" that kinda matches how I sometimes feel with the shit being pumped out. I just don't care but then there's the shit that hits home for something near and dear.

I love how I have no intention of ever watching these trashy shows but as soon as the Drinker does a vid I'm here loving every second.

@Richterdgf

Жыл бұрын

You and me both. Most of what currently passes for entertainment is so terrible, the only value it has to offer is as fodder for KZread critics to rip apart. Disney owes the Drinker a debt of gratitude, for it is through his skewering that this show finally manages to have a justification, however small, for its own existence.

@runek100

Жыл бұрын

Yeah its great, I know what is comming out in the world and see how it all crumbling down. And I have fun.

@rapidroadsode8789

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was just me

@adamgardner2244

Жыл бұрын

Me too lol

@emixmim

Жыл бұрын

Same here, it's just way more entertaining than these shows would ever be. I'd take 10 minutes with the drinker than 10 hours of shit TV.

Didn't Disney delist this off of Disney+? You know a movie is bad when a Giga-Corp deletes it from their digital library 😂

That “go away now” actually scared me 😂

This is really freaking sad. Willow was a fun, classic 80s sword and sorcery film. It wasn't anything too groundbreaking, but it was fun, with good effects, a likeable cast of characters, a memorable world and an outstanding soundtrack. This just spits all over that.

@chasehedges6775

Жыл бұрын

Just depressing what’s happening to our entertainment and our good stuff.

@LoneWolf-wp9dn

Жыл бұрын

@Chad 007 dont do that shit... people will flag you too

@polarvortex6601

Жыл бұрын

no, it was shit.

@Pentti_Hilkuri

Жыл бұрын

Willow was one the first movies I saw in the theater as kid. The new Willow is like a nicely aged milk version of it.

@kahuna7433

Жыл бұрын

Way to trash my childhood hero😂✌️

"I can smell the writer's room" is a classic drinker line.

@Laneous14

Жыл бұрын

Stale, unwashed clams is a very distinct odor.

@wavion2

Жыл бұрын

@@Laneous14 I feel like there should be curry also... stale, unwashed clams and curry.

"Strong female character, ginger plank of wood, and a group of talent-less diversity hires..." PRICELESS! 🤣

"...long admiring glances with ginger plank of wood." Baaahahahahhahaaaaa!!! 🤣🤣

Here's the shocker: This Willow was written by Jonathan Kasdan, writer of Solo: A Star Wars Story, and... the upcoming Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. Talent and all...

@Edfiki86

Жыл бұрын

Let me just check out early life…. Just a coincidence

@mrderp1292

Жыл бұрын

@@Edfiki86 Stop noticing things!

@jwilde642

Жыл бұрын

Proof that talent isn't necessarily inheritable.

@dodywidodo9433

Жыл бұрын

Jonathan is no Lawrence sadly

@handroids1981

Жыл бұрын

@@Edfiki86 Every. Fucking. Time!

I am sure the writer's room was saying "yaaas queen" every time they wrote a strong female character line.

@cleveryoutubename4445

Жыл бұрын

The only acceptable use of “yaaass queen” is when Captain Holt says it.

@benkraze3103

Жыл бұрын

lol

I think the writing room at Disney is nothing more than a market research team chasing after demographic dollars. So transparent.

Ginger plank of wood🤣🤣🤣 Honestly tho, why is shee getting all these good roles?

My favourite part was when the villains literally cut through the entire kingdom and the army until the royal family showed up to fight them. And the royal family easily fought them all off... even the princess who we learn later was never really trained to fight. No, this isn't a joke about things that didn't happen. This actually happened. The aging queen and the untrained princess are each vastly better fighters than the ENTIRE ARMY.

@gitsurfer27

Жыл бұрын

Ye because they're women silly, women are invincible powerful queens that can each take on approximately 10 large men each without a scratch...didn't you know that?

@BertoxolusThePuzzled

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention the MASSIVE magical energy shield, that is supposed to be impenetrable and yet the bad guys easily bypassed it "SOMEHOW" AND the one protagonist we saw interact with it was able to effortless walk through it like a thin layer of soapy water...

@callumbiasnow4825

Жыл бұрын

That’s pretty realistic really. As I remember Elizabeth the second strangled Hitler (once she stopped saluting him), Charles saved the Falklands after the SAS were defeated and William and Harry personally hunted down and killed every member of the taliban. Obviously with the latter 3 being men they were actually just following the Queens orders and relied on her to get them out of trouble on many occasions. But it’s still pretty relatable.

@robives9155

Жыл бұрын

Gawd.......................... 😳😳😴😴, didn't see that coming.... every Disney movie ever..........

@percivaldulac5887

Жыл бұрын

I guess chess was a bad game from the start. It gave them all the wrong ideas.

Can we just take a moment to thank TCD for watching all this crap so we don't have to? He has literally saved me dozens of hours of personal tragedy. To TCD: A heartfelt "Thank you".

@SundraTanakoh

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/jHtkyMOQXa-4irg.html

@Kekoapono

Жыл бұрын

Personally, I’m still experiencing that tragedy, even without watching the show. But, perhaps my suffering would’ve been even worse if I had actually watched it.

@abuyusha8740

Жыл бұрын

Yeah dude, thanks for taking the bullet time and again.

@kartoffelman111

Жыл бұрын

@@Kekoapono You've basically got the condensed bitter pill version of what would otherwise have been a large kettle full of shit to slowly slurp down. I prefer the pill in this case. The agony is the same but at least it steals less of our precious time.

@TG-fe7si

Жыл бұрын

Ya I agree 😉👍

The trailer I saw here in the States was.. wooden... and my first thought was "wait until CD gets ahold of this!"

"Stop trying to make this girld happen. She's not gonna happen." It's gold Jerry!

I felt like I personally invaded the drinkers personal space and was annoying him when he told us to go away. Willow did a toll on him.. stay strong drinker.

@teekay_1

Жыл бұрын

@@teleg871 I tried, but it said you must first send us your credit card number to reach you. We're waiting for your credit card number.

@Ickygrunt

Жыл бұрын

He said this was worse than she hulk I think he would have rather you invade his space

@JohnnyBoyDNDcomic

Жыл бұрын

You can almost ignore the video and completely judge his reviews based on the “go away now”. I remember he had one that just felt tired and broken at the end of his game of thrones review

@jezebulls

Жыл бұрын

That was probably the most aggressive “go away now” send off

@Getoffmycloud53

Жыл бұрын

What I don’t understand is the contradiction between the drive to reboot old movies, yet the insufferable need to reimagine these stories with current sensitivities and drenched in identity politics (political correctness). This is clearly painting by the numbers by modern production companies, take one part “known story” add “all political correct tick boxes” add “mediocre moralism” mix and presto “modern TV show / Movie”. Lack of actual creativity, lack of talent, lack of daring to stick their necks out, lack of originality etc. Let’s be honest, the entertainment business is a reflection of our society - a shallow and empty illusion. So how can anyone expect a modern reboot of a mediocre movie at best be anything but complete shit?

You know it's bad when you're nostalgic for the 2010's

@incurableromantic4006

Жыл бұрын

It's amazing how things like the Star-Wars prequels and the Star Trek films from the 90s, now seem like "The good old days". That's just depressing.

It is insane to think that such an amazing show was cancelled after one season. Must have something to do with the economy and not that it was terrible 😀

I want my personal sidekick to be named "Mr. Hyopthetical Strawman"

Willow might not be LOTR, but it was one of the very _few_ fantasy movies we had back in the 80s that managed to scratch multiple itches. Not to mention Madmartigan was played charmingly well by Val Kilmer. It might not have aged as well, but it's still a fun watch.

@Volkerkatzki

Жыл бұрын

And the sequel book series is a very good fantasy story.

@n.l.4626

Жыл бұрын

Willow didn't age well because LotR happened; because before that it was more or less the best fantasy movie we had.

@brianpeck4035

Жыл бұрын

@@n.l.4626 Conan bette

@krizan1

Жыл бұрын

Yes, along with 'The Never Ending Story' & 'The Dark Crystal': 'Willow' was one of my favourite movies. 🤗

@barrywhittingham6154

Жыл бұрын

@@krizan1 Add Legend to that list.

From the first words alone, I can seriously feel the anger from his tone. I can really feel how Drinker was holding his temper as he explained the disaster that is Willow. And, it is at the end that he really snapped.

@mnomadvfx

Жыл бұрын

I can understand it - WIllow is one among many 80s films that defined my childhood so I would feel the same way.

@cornelius8617

Жыл бұрын

This video was one of his most funny videos so I hope he gets angry more often.

@eugenetswong

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, as I said in another thread: I think that he was genuinely angry this time.

@codemaxim3168

Жыл бұрын

Damn! You felt that one too ehh!?

@gordonpromish9218

Жыл бұрын

yeah, he seems actually wrathy in this one

Keep fighting the good fight Drinker. Good stories will prevail. ❤

"Ginger Singularity" - lmfao! And hey, you can't fault Warwick for his acting. He's ascended to the Hall of Fame after the Leprechaun franchise and so has earned the right to do anything he wants onscreen. He's like Bruce Campbell to us - he could show up on set high and drunk and belch through his lines and we'd still watch him. Plus he probably only came back for the same guilty feelings that brought Mark Hamill back to Star Wars. So I can't blame him for not caring, especially when the writing is this bad.

The sheer artistry of the Drinker in calling out the pig swill that's supposed to pass as modern entertainment exceeds the writing capabilities of the entire writing staff on this new show. You, sir, are a wordsmith swordsman.

@ScotsThinker

Жыл бұрын

Drinker is a writer himself, so what you said makes sense.

@mikespike2099

Жыл бұрын

Ginger Singularity!!! Hahahaha..... she is like a carrot Go11iw0g doll!

@stan7816

Жыл бұрын

I didn't know until recently he's a published author. 10+ novels.

@sarcasticprick

Жыл бұрын

One might say he’s a cunning linguist.

@gregbirger5810

Жыл бұрын

@@stan7816 And about to be a filmmaker. There's a short film project backed via successful kickstarter based on the main character in his novels. It's in pre-production now. Proud backer of this one, very eager to see what he and the team he's working with are able to pull off, unbound by the shackles of (Hollywood) mediocrity.

The fact that Ginger Plank-O-Wood only ever "happens" in Disney titles is a sure sign that she isn't ever going to legitimately happen LMAO

@frankjoseph6071

Жыл бұрын

i hope so!

@chucksenhowzen9740

Жыл бұрын

The ginger plank has got to be one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen. God help it when that thing turns 30 🤮🤮🤮

@zappodude7591

Жыл бұрын

@@MundaneThingsBackwards That was also a bot.

@avikaurelius4992

Жыл бұрын

The Disney casting department got an instant hard-on when they saw her. “Hey Jeff, you know how we always replace red-head characters with black one?” “Yeah, Bob, I know” “Well, you’re about to shit” *shows red-haired black girl*

@99Vood99

Жыл бұрын

Lol I prefer Nerdrotic's 'Freckled Jesus' instead! 🤣🤣🤣

You know an actor sucks when (months after you and your friends watched this video) you still don't know their name and just call them "Ginger plank of wood."

@user-zn5qm2yq9h

7 ай бұрын

I looked her up. Her name is Erin Kellyman. Not that it matters, but I agree with The Drinker. She's not compelling as an actor, and I have no idea why Disney keeps plugging her into their projects...

That "go away now" was personal

Ellie Bamber (Dove/Elora) actually has red hair, my guess is she was hired first and then Disney's "red headed chosen one" came on board and they had Ellie dye her hair blonde because they didn't have one of those yet. This show is a shining example of what happens when you have to tick off all the boxes of a check list FIRST and then figure out how a story can be made with the results. I think that's how Shakespeare got his start.

@Auxius.

Жыл бұрын

Could be a wig, I bet you the show is going to do a dramatic ginger hair reveal ‘omg it’s Alora after all’, while she’s already been revealed as being her in ep2. Truly wouldn’t put it past them to be like this. Mother of god.

@Auxius.

Жыл бұрын

Nevermind, she’s blonde at the bafta awards. Absolutely puzzling.

@tommymarco

Жыл бұрын

@@Auxius. theses people are hard to track mate :)

@danandtab7463

Жыл бұрын

the dumbest thing besides the hair is the idea that they were making any kind of sincere effort at hiding who she was. and whoever wrote that into the show forgot that she was a very prescient baby in the movies, being fully aware of everything going on and who she is, according to dialogue from the glowing lady.

@TheMeta141

Жыл бұрын

holy shit that is so much darker than i thought. they made their 1 other redhead dye her hair. holy shit redheads are getting the Star Wars black character treatment.

When they wrote Kit, you just KNOW the brain-dead writing room was thinking she was super-cool and edgy.

@andysalter7192

Жыл бұрын

Yep, I am sure the writers room full of 20 something woke cult Feminists thought she was the embodiment of awesome!

@j.rebekah8605

Жыл бұрын

'A gender confused angst filled millennial will be fun for audiences! So relatable!'

@westhorizon2472

Жыл бұрын

@@j.rebekah8605 😂 As a millennial, I still found her ass annoying.

@xminusone1

Жыл бұрын

@@j.rebekah8605 I bet she's relatable for the people who wrote these series but that's about it.

@Kermit_the_God

Жыл бұрын

​@@j.rebekah8605millennials are in their 30s and 40s. Need to update your hated generations. I'm a 42 year old millennial. That chick isn't 40

This is definitely one of your best Go Away Now’s! I’d love a special compilation of them all! Lol maybe I’ll create one as a special tribute channel lol

I saw your review pop up in my feed and thought, no wait, I'll watch it first as the original holds fond memories (not a piece of art, but a fun watch as a kid) and then I'll see if I agree with you. As soon as it started I thought, what on earth have they done? I agreed with every point you made - I wondered if you would pick up on Warwick's acting as well and of course you did. But now we have a different type of singularity present to destroy our universe - planks of wood everywhere!