Person on top: smart fella Person on bottom: fart smella

@user-tt4gb2cl2b

2 күн бұрын

I vote this the best comment.

@rickykerno2928

2 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@kennethkrist

2 күн бұрын

Get this comment to the top 😂

@Frangustina

2 күн бұрын

Best comment I've seen all....ever Letters even perfectly add up Love it

@patricia6081

2 күн бұрын

You... I like you 😂

"no fart" sign is a must

@saurabh5991

5 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@_amrit_suthar_

5 күн бұрын

😅

@MarcosViniciusdeSousadosSantos

4 күн бұрын

😂

@shinyjohn6568

4 күн бұрын

awww you beat to it🤣

@pbond9405

4 күн бұрын

Exactly thought as well.

“50% of passengers in economy class may unexpectedly get pink eye during the flight”

@localenterprisebroadcastin5971

23 сағат бұрын

I already gave out the best comment award …but this is only because I didn’t see this one first 😂 sorry for the runner up 🥈 but it’s grade A material 👍😂🫡

@chrism3743

16 сағат бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JAM-th1zs

13 сағат бұрын

LMFAO I just spit my beer and now I have to change my pants.

@angelhart1111

11 сағат бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@HRIDVAL

9 сағат бұрын

I didn't get it, explain someone.

Nah taking a fart straight to the dome mid flight is wild

@user-cx4ev9fw1k

6 сағат бұрын

was just going to say .... great now I can sniff rich people's asses just like them.

@brandonhall4547

3 сағат бұрын

Right you think people are fighting on planes now

@BlackTempleGaurdian

45 минут бұрын

Fitting username

But if the person on the top ate Taco Bell last night your done for 😂

@Nadine_D7

19 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤢🤢🤢🤢

@Poruri_Vlogs

19 күн бұрын

I was thinking about 2 plates of red beans and a dozen boiled eggs 🤔

@upyours6000

19 күн бұрын

Youre done for either way.

@artgreen6915

18 күн бұрын

The number of jokes Americans make about Taco Bell, it's a wonder they're still in business.

@johndean2110

18 күн бұрын

​@@Poruri_Vlogs 👍😂😂😂😂

Bottom seat price: $20. Top seat price: $2,000.

@eddys2399

3 күн бұрын

Yeah I would definitely rather be in the top seats.

@The8ightBot

3 күн бұрын

@@eddys2399 nah the bottom got way more leg space than the top

@malialutualofi7857

3 күн бұрын

​@@The8ightBotit's better than smelling someone's ass. I'd rather be top😂

@GrahamSoofer

3 күн бұрын

$20 for a tix so is worth idc

@jomomma2082

3 күн бұрын

Think you get the prices in reverse mate I’d pay double for that kind of action, cmon. 😂

I feel like the injuries would be even more horrific in a crash.

@JPKpretzelz

16 сағат бұрын

Ah yes I can be almost 100% dead in a slightly worse way.

@lewism2145

14 сағат бұрын

i was just about to put a comment like this in about if the new seats have had there crash tests for survivalist data yet

@CappenKrunch

12 сағат бұрын

Not to mention the instant fart from ass to nose ratio

@rmalus10297

11 сағат бұрын

The fact that this is the only comment I've seen so far that doesn't mention farting makes this even more hysterical😂😂😂

@MrDamess67

9 сағат бұрын

J'ai pensé pareil

Any airline trying this will quickly realize they can’t even fit more seats. Take a close look at this arrangement, and you’ll notice even more pointless empty space than a normal seating arrangement. Also, the empty space in a normal seating arrangement is all in front of the passenger’s face, space you actually need to be able to eat, recline, reach down, brace for a crash, watch entertainment, reach for the overhead ac and lighting controls, evacuate after a crash, boarding and disembarking, etc. So it’s really just stupid, even without any concern for passenger comfort.

@azwanajeeb2167

14 сағат бұрын

So this stupid solution is just like 1+1-3=-1 which means not solving any problems but creating new problems

@goldyrenthlei9212

9 сағат бұрын

Exactly.. And where will they put their travel bags

@wow1371

5 сағат бұрын

This would only be feasible in jumbos, and even then it would have all the safety issues that you mentioned and then some

@lmaoroflcopter

3 сағат бұрын

​@@goldyrenthlei9212in the storage like they do now.

@ljazsygames2936

2 сағат бұрын

All they need to do is take out a few rows in each plane and wahlah instant few inches of space.

Talk at the ticket counter: "Will you be flying fart class or elevated sir?"

@user-tm2cv1xz3n

Күн бұрын

↖📦

@raewhite9958

Күн бұрын

Exactly! No one wants the fart seats.

@TheeCookingChannel

22 сағат бұрын

😭🤣

@garette8672

22 сағат бұрын

@@raewhite9958I would prefer them, far far more leg room which is amazing at 6’4”

@ttmfndng201

21 сағат бұрын

But the fart seats have more leg space. Tough choice

"Hello sir, will you be sitting in the highchair or the fart sniffer today?"

@lovetotruck78

4 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@luisr0987

4 күн бұрын

Wouldn't the fart gas travel upwards tho

@lemmykilmister545

4 күн бұрын

​@@luisr0987methane is a dense gas. Yes, some will travel up but typically it spreads outward.

@RKOouttaNowhere619

4 күн бұрын

1 thing I didn't expect today learning how farts travel

@luisr0987

4 күн бұрын

@@RKOouttaNowhere619 it can be very useful. Now when you gotta fart, you know to do it low.

“All top seats r sold out “ okay I’ll walk 🤣🤣

@tri-shurasolano3489

5 сағат бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@PhatBlaque

5 сағат бұрын

😅😂😂

Imagine going on this plane with a panic disorder, not thinking you have claustrophobia, and then going on one of these seats and having a panic attack the minute the plane leaves 💀

@GamingGreen21

4 сағат бұрын

Took me a while but I found the claustrophobia in the haze of fart comments

Airline: "How much claustrophobia would you like?" Me: "Yes."

@LovelessRanch

Күн бұрын

All of it

@hciii7419

Күн бұрын

Nope not doing it

@s_r1705

Күн бұрын

exactly that was my first thought... CLAUSTROPHOBIA 😒😒😒👎👎

@shanicewilliams9477

Күн бұрын

No way I’m flying with ass in my face it’s a hard no fa me😂😂

@k1productions87

23 сағат бұрын

I guess you've never seen the sleep pods, that are basically coffins

Now instead of having a random kid staring at you from the front, they'll be staring at you from above.

@assamahmad5328

7 күн бұрын

Now, if it rains. You will know what it is😅

@robinsongonzalez2777

6 күн бұрын

“THEY GOING TO CHARGE EXTRA FOR THE TOP SEAT’S. SO YOU CAN FART ON PEOPLE FACE!!!! SIGN ME UP!!!!! I’m going to make sure to drink a lot of ice coffee before getting on the plane. I’m going to enjoy farting in the passenger face as I take my flight to Hawaii 😎👍💨

@LgiidOakLeaves

6 күн бұрын

O

@alkeramalbararah8204

6 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂 when it rains it pours

@ovieimo2243

6 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

one fart from the person above you and it’s all over 😂

Airlines really think we prefer a fart to the face than a chair recline 😂

@DrDope164

6 сағат бұрын

I absolutely do prefer this as a guy a good bit over 6 foot...

1980: in the future we will have flying cars. 2024: brap aisles.

@coreybrixgaming7892

2 күн бұрын

Chris Pratt would be proud. The double decker couch lives on.

@johnwang9914

Күн бұрын

Well, aside from the movie "Back to The Future", flying cars wasn't really a future prediction of the 80's and really even with the movie, it was more a comment of how flying cars were a future prediction of the 50's... OK, we also saw flying cars in Bladerunner and in Fifth Element but flying cars really predates the 80's by decades.

@k1productions87

23 сағат бұрын

@@johnwang9914 If memory serves, The Jetsons was supposed to take place in 1999 :P

@localenterprisebroadcastin5971

23 сағат бұрын

Best comment award 🥇 😂😂😂🤣

@johnwang9914

23 сағат бұрын

@@k1productions87 However, it's when the TV children's cartoon aired that is pertinent, not the fictitious date forecasted in the cartoon...

*"personal space"* But there is no space for personal space, there is only tear gas 💀

@DrDope164

6 сағат бұрын

Are you guys letting out 50 farts per minute or why the fuck is every comment here focused around farts?

@AntonioTheAnt

6 сағат бұрын

@@DrDope164 because thats the main problem with that design 💀

It will be a criminal act if this is approved for airlines

"we can recline backward 125 degrees" (only goes 15-20 degrees)

1. Top Row can do poison gas war crimes 2. No overhead luggage compartments, goodbye carry-on luggages. 3. Oxygen Drop Masks? 4. Overhead AC placements? 5. Bottom Row Middle and Window Seat can't go out in case of emergency without the isle seat moving out of the way? 6. Head directly in front of the edge of a bevel. 7. Difficulty in providing assistance during personal emergencies. 8. Longer wait times during boarding and departure due to passenger immobility. 9. Only applicable to high-ceiling commercial planes. 10. Would definitely feel like absolute shit during long flights, even more than it already does.

@TabbyLibrary

23 сағат бұрын

Imagine trying to get your in flight food or drink while sitting anywhere except the bottom isle seat.

@wjywbl

17 сағат бұрын

imagine if one of the backs of the seats just break

@mohamedeladl5697

17 сағат бұрын

1. Get the joke and it's funny and all but in reality it makes virtually no difference 2. Fair point but it can be compensated for in many ways 3. Not an issue they'd just drop a longer distance 4. Not an issue 5. The same case goes for current seat arrangements 6. Very avoidable in a trillion ways 7. Only for upper seats but again flight crew can be made to learn new ways to assist upper rows faster 8 and 9 are very fair points but the point is not all planes are the same. This is a very ideal design for airlines to pack more passengers on their flights without sacrificing leg room and comfort. It also means the total weight of the new internal structure and the increased number of passengers means that current most of the current jets are not suitable to accomodate this seating plan. It's a concept for the future which can be further developed as an idea first before being executed in new jets with completely new structures. I personally am for it because ,although i'm against corporates making money, as a 6'3 big guy i'd sacrifice the easy getting in/out of the seat to have a few more inches of legroom every single day of the week🥲(before anyone mentions business class i travel a whole lot i simply can't afford that 10+ times a year)

@Dinobloon

15 сағат бұрын

This guy writing a whole well thought out list to why this won’t work and everyone else is like “hehehehehe… Fart!! hehehehehehe”

@reimyyang9039

14 сағат бұрын

My concern too hahha

"Why are the lower seats cheaper?" "Oh, you'll see"

@tjlim8861

2 күн бұрын

Oh no not see but smell

@BILLYBOBERTJOE

2 күн бұрын

@@tjlim8861depends what they ate before the flight. You might SEE it dripping onto your lap.

@lunaticbseker

2 күн бұрын

I just know kids on the lower seat will poke upper seat people asses

@ProAussieStudytips-li4gi

2 күн бұрын

No you’ll smell 😅

@ric4397

2 күн бұрын

More leg room?

I like how everyone was thinking the same thing on the comment section😂

That plane set up looks like a modernized version of the ships they packed slaves on.

There are a number of problems that I can see trying to make this work... 1. Those seats aren't going to fit in any present day plane, they're too tall. 2. The seats will cost a lot more than current ones for obvious reasons, a majority of airlines will likely not be willing to pay up. 3. There is the possibility of tripping when climbing down from the top, someone could hurt themselves quite easily. 4. They take up a lot more leg space anyway because of the step that is required for the top seats so at that point airlines might as well just increase their legroom, assuming they want this for their customers. 5. This will increase aircraft weight, which means you need to carry more fuel and therefore would be more expensive to operate. It's also worth noting all additional costs will be passed onto the passengers, which might not be a huge deal for some, but the people who don't mind higher ticket prices likely dont fly economy anyway. To conclude, this is probably not the future as it is simply too much of a burden for both airlines and passengers.

@mityaboy4639

Күн бұрын

The weight and cost of the running: I think this seat arrangement is designed to bring more people on the same plane; meaning the airline will take in more cash per flight, also; in some cases they could reduce the number of flights going therefore reduce the fleet size and crew size too. Which means that this could, despite the increased load and fuel needed; could generate more revenue and profit for the airlines. [notwithstanding the fact that its not a good idea for the passengers, especially on fart-lane.] As for fitting this on any plane: in theory they could create this if they sacrifice carry on luggage compartments and eat into the cargo area a bit. They don't have to convert ALL seats (though i am sure some airlines would do that .. khm Ryanair) and in exchange they could limit the luggage you can bring on.

@commuterjack

Күн бұрын

@@mityaboy4639 I don't really think it was about additional capacity, more so to do with the whole idea of being more comfortable (which is mentioned a lot in the short), especially since the additional space required for the step for the upper seats takes up more space than existing legroom, even on airlines with more comfortable legroom which means there would be less space for seats (also meaning a reduction in capacity). If it did increase capacity then airlines like Emirates might look into it, but Ryanair and other low cost airlines certainly wouldn't, as the idea of it being more comfortable would likely encourage them to charge a premium for it. As for the spacial issue, it's not just the overhead lockers that are the problem, fuselage curvature is too. Whilst it may not be a huge deal for widebody aircraft (such as the a380 on the lower deck) it is certainly a problem for single isle aircraft as the seat's side that is closest to the aircraft walls would likely not fit at the top because of the fuselage curving inward. That problem may not seem huge, but considering the trend of switching to smaller aircraft and frequent services instead of bigger planes and less frequent flights the possibility of major implementation is low and would need to be targeted at the more expensive airlines, some of which already have pretty good economy products already.

@majorlazor5058

Күн бұрын

You missed a more glaring issue.. carry-on storage room will be greatly reduced.

@mityaboy4639

Күн бұрын

@@majorlazor5058 unless they lower the 3rd class (fartdeck) seats below the floorlevel. in that case the eleveated seats could stay in its current position and therefore the overhead lockers can stay too. it would eat into the cargo area only. but that can be compensated by reducing luggage allowance per passenger.

@euniceyeo8765

Күн бұрын

There's also the point on safety - imagine having to climb down from the top seats during an emergency evacuation when everyone is panicky. Likely there's gonna be a stampede.

"Smells like ass" "CORRECT!" 😧

@alcibiadestome9619

14 күн бұрын

😋

@JamesJansson

14 күн бұрын

"I understood that reference"

@zyxvful

13 күн бұрын

Some ideas shouldn't have left the drawing board.

@zenothkun

12 күн бұрын

Reminds me of that guy smelling ass in the dark 😂

@2bttbarny429

12 күн бұрын

IM DYING OF LAUGHING LOL😂😂

As a flight attendant, it makes me uneasy to consider how a passenger is going to climb down his seat on an emergency situation... Hell, doing security searches or having to collect garbage during turnarounds will require a lot more time and effort if we need to climb up and down of those seats constantly...

I could never. The passengers at the bottom are getting the short end of the stick.

Top seat looks fine. Bottom seat looks like hell.

@FakeSchrodingersCat

3 күн бұрын

I don't know bottom seat should still have a window and a lot of leg room, also are planes actually tall enough for the top row to have any headroom?

@bryangosling2238

3 күн бұрын

​@@FakeSchrodingersCatidk... maybe they might redesigned airplanes to be more higher? But idk if that will be any issues with the flight pattern and balance with weight with it.

@unkulwilly

2 күн бұрын

​@@FakeSchrodingersCat if the remove the overhead storage and say no more carry on luggage then there may be enough room.

@johnwang9914

2 күн бұрын

Might be a bit difficult for your in flight meal to be served on the top row. Cleaning the top row might not be done as often...

@johnwang9914

2 күн бұрын

​@@bryangosling2238There's also the loss of the overhead storage to contend with. Perhaps like some of the larger two aisle planes today, it will just be the central seats that might be doubled up where many planes don't even have overhead bins. However, I really doubt that such a blatant packing of the passengers would be done. Slowly decreasing the space between the rows might not be noticed by everyone for some time but stacking the rows would be immediately visual demonstration of not valuing their passengers...

One fart is all it takes💀

@timjodice100

3 күн бұрын

Never trust a fart on an airplane.

@TN_hpchen

3 күн бұрын

I thought that too :)

@Gunshinzero

3 күн бұрын

First thing I thought about was fart ventilation.

@rjkillian-is4bm

3 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@anshukanojiya1179

3 күн бұрын

To fall in death bed 💀

The greatest invention would be one where people don't have to stand up when a large window-side passenger has to go to the bathroom.

Customers: We want more space. Airlines: We want less space for you so we can fit more seats.

In days gone by,airline companies were managed by humans.

@apersonontheinternet7595

2 күн бұрын

sorry humans are now sardines in a can, modernize or fall out.

@Shockguey

2 күн бұрын

I for one welcome our new AI overlords. I hope they make me a pet.

@jameela-ghann

2 күн бұрын

House cat?

@DG-kr8pt

2 күн бұрын

Sir, open your mouth...we need to save space.

@tammytan2635

2 күн бұрын

Greedy humans have ruined the world. They’re making choices to dehumanize other humans for profit.

I went immediately to the Comments and was not disappointed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

@elvararchfeld9734

4 күн бұрын

😂

@dyyylllaannn

3 күн бұрын

imagine building this and thinking oh yea they'll just hold it

@GuardianDiancie

3 күн бұрын

😂 I’m not surprised at the comments. I had fun reading a few of them

@ishbahmalik7675

3 күн бұрын

Same....!!!! The scream I scrumpt....😂

@NNS2822

3 күн бұрын

Facts😂

Poor person in the bottom row has to deal with more gas than a French soldier in 1917.

Mannnnnn hell naw this ain’t who wanna sit behind somebody ass literally for a whole flight 😂😂

I don’t fear much but I do fear a 300lb person sitting above me after Taco Bell on a 12 hour flight.

@maryammohamud5308

Күн бұрын

I don’t fear much but I do fear a 300lb person sitting above me after Taco Bell on a 12 hour fart… I mean flight.

@reybat4969

Күн бұрын

The weight of somebody doesn’t make a fart any worst

@triplethreat563

Күн бұрын

@@reybat4969it does

@nitrokid

Күн бұрын

​@@reybat4969Well...

@swwl5461

Күн бұрын

but it generaly tell how much inside and the more inside the mora ammo there is​@@reybat4969

People who support this concept should always get the bottom seat

@azul1964

5 күн бұрын

If the inventor is leg disabled should always get the top

@jdos5643

5 күн бұрын

This is basically what the current housing looks like nowadays. One on top of the other and cramped.

@yasifkhan9081

5 күн бұрын

Hahahah true. I am with you 😂

@drillerdev4624

5 күн бұрын

Personally, I think I'd rather have the bottom one and be able to stretch my legs. Anyway, I can't see where the cabin luggage would fit.

@ZeldaplusSmallville

5 күн бұрын

​@@jdos5643and they do nothing to the roadways to help with all the traffic

Farts 💨 were the first thing that came to my mind 😂 I see I’m not alone!!

It's called torture, smelling shit from above. long flight

Hahahahah double decker Upper deck "Smart fellas" Lower deck "Fart smellas"😂

@poolresurection

3 күн бұрын

That's hilarious 😂

@shannonswift2233

3 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I swear these jokes make me feel like a kid again

@meee1111

3 күн бұрын

🤣🤣 lmaoo

@sooryabs5749

3 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@meachy1

3 күн бұрын

Lol -"sm" and "f" being changed around-

Bro I already knew 90% of the comments is about to drop the fart jokes. And I already knew 💀

When first class mixes with economy 😂

Me thinking about that 7ft man

The biggest problem with this type of seating system is that people on the lower levels can't see out. It's hard to see the stewardess' pre-departure safety announcements (although there are ways to broadcast them on the TV in front of you), and humans can get anxious when they're visually blocked.

@iicafiaxus

4 күн бұрын

the lower lines may be discount sheets

@cryptoverse5192

4 күн бұрын

Screens on the seating system.

@LilliaK

4 күн бұрын

honestly people should know it by now and if not, it should be a tiktok that people watch pre flight

@elvararchfeld9734

4 күн бұрын

​@@LilliaKexcept Tik tok getting banned

@blakefauset4549

4 күн бұрын

@@LilliaKbean

This looks like a safety hazard for the lower seats if the plane crashed or even turbulence alone.

@jacobpugpoirier3350

2 күн бұрын

I mean plane crashes to kill people.

@sammyjr6989

2 күн бұрын

Or just turbulence. Glad to see we’re not all making fart jokes. Each day we get a little closer to idiocracy.

@kerketj

2 күн бұрын

If the plane crashes, it won't matter.

@jacobstathers8823

2 күн бұрын

@@kerketjyes it will. People have survived plane crashed before that a stupid thing to say

@boondoc001

2 күн бұрын

​@@jacobstathers8823as I agree there have been survivors but oftentimes there isn't. I watch these incidents here on YT and in most cases it wouldn't matter. Now if there's a decompression incident, that would be interesting

I’m guess no cabin luggage on this flight

That is 100% a safety hazard. It'll also decrease the chances of surviving a plane crash💀 Hell even turbulence could cause an accident

@kylehues8465

2 күн бұрын

Was looking for this comment. You are 100% correct!

@jenius_jr

Күн бұрын

You do realize most plane crashes are fatal right? Aside fro that aspect, what about this makes it MORE dangerous?

@stevenastillero9599

Күн бұрын

​@@jenius_jr Mmm...After reading this, been wondering, what about it doesn't make things mroe dangerous? Not an expert but even I can tell from the get go that cramming in more people will only result to more casualties if ever. Shouldn't really need to think about that part. And as for your other point, sure, most tends to be fatal. That doesn't change the og's point on it making it more fatal with even more plausible causualties. Don't really get what you're trying to do here with your statement.

@S.E.C-R

Күн бұрын

You do realize that this video is either a joke or a prototype that will never get off the ground… pun intended! 😂

@stevenastillero9599

Күн бұрын

​@@S.E.C-R Are you an alt account or? Second time some fellow came in saying from the get go "Uhh, you do realize, something". Anyways, joke or prototype or not. That doesn't really change the point of og here. Pardon me but you all just seem to be trying to flex your "smarts" without actually being smart. In what way does your statement provide any sort of substance with regards to the og's comment? Even with your statement, again, og's point was it was most likely dangerous. You lot just seems like you're seeking attention or trouble cause you have nothing else better to do or something along those lines.

1. Now, imagine you have the window seat at the bottom. It is impossible to get out. 2. They are using the IKEA trick of having high ceilings. Try this same layout on an actual plane. It’s gonna be super claustrophobic. 3. RIP carry-on luggage

@jonahkolell

3 күн бұрын

The top seat window is going to have zero shoulder room

@dominuslogik484

2 күн бұрын

@@jonahkolell Yeah this won't fit in any of the current aircraft available without them redesigning the entirety of the interior and making the business/premium class seats have less headroom. and as the original poster said RIP carryon luggage as there would be no space for it.

@foxtrotdeltausn4757

2 күн бұрын

The entire plane would be designed with these seats in mind.....

@dominuslogik484

2 күн бұрын

@@foxtrotdeltausn4757 you do realize that they don't make new models of planes every year like cars right? They make a new model of aircraft which is entirely a hollow tube inside and it's up to the airline companies to contract for the passenger layout to be created. They then make these aircraft the exact same for around 20 years to reduce the cost of the aircraft so at best you would see these seats taken into consideration in a design that wouldn't become common for another 20 years.

@NameUnimportant

2 күн бұрын

Yall do know that they already have double decker planes right?! 🤦🏼‍♀️

We all straight thought about farts😭

Ever airline: there's plenty of room for another 2 rows between each row.

It is amazing that the 1st thing that come to everyone's minds is the bad gas issue! 😂

@Mystery65344

5 күн бұрын

I like this as I get a lot of legroom. I like to stretch my legs every 2 minutes.

@donOmar1124

5 күн бұрын

Of course… don’t you think that would be an issue?

@Mystery65344

5 күн бұрын

@@donOmar1124 just how many people will have smelly gas? We will only hear a little sound when they do it and that's all.

@jdos5643

5 күн бұрын

Most ppl nowadays eat butt. So this is an upgrade to that. 😂

@AdamusStellar24

5 күн бұрын

😂 How can you not? Dude’s face is damn near at point blank range. He’s gonna hotboxing methane for his entire 8 hour flight lol

Now there’re packing them in like sardines. 🤦🏽‍♂️…..😂😂

Getting up to pee in the bottom seat would be hell

Whatever airline uses these seats needs to be avoided at all costs.

Will give a true meaning to the term "Upper Class" in flight booking!😂😂

@mei6044

Күн бұрын

The lower seats suck!

@kc3678

Күн бұрын

I was thinking Upper Ass would be more accurate😂

There is a special place in HELL for the designer of these seats!

@user-lv7qn4gw3g

11 күн бұрын

His name is Seymour Heiney. Strange dude.

@stotgunvsface5092

11 күн бұрын

This isn't even the worst prototype I've seen. One was practically a shoulder brace and a 4 inch seat where passengers are pretty much leaning against a standing seat. Special place in hell for that designer...

@greenboi2183

10 күн бұрын

Explain please

@mtmcommunity

9 күн бұрын

​@@greenboi2183asses in each other's faces

@ChillCelo

9 күн бұрын

@@user-lv7qn4gw3g😂

Idk why but that looks more claustrophobic than our modern airplane seats 🥲

Bring in Cody and Noel they gotta test this first 😂

Possibly one of the dumbest ideas I've ever seen.

@swwl5461

Күн бұрын

if you want cheap they offer a solution. if you want good there is another solution

@Bundalaba

Күн бұрын

You should see the standing one.But Yes.

@somerandomgirl6093

22 сағат бұрын

If there is even the smaller possibility that a passenger can get hurt climbing this seats, assume that someone is going to lose a limb.

@hunterneitzel3012

19 сағат бұрын

​​​​@@somerandomgirl6093I'm more concerned about aircraft evacuation, what if in the event the plane lands while on fire or lands in water, you have 90 seconds to get out or you die, people jumping out of the upper row could land on and crush people in the aisles, that could block panicking passengers access to the aircrafts emergency exits, also the seats on the lower row have no access to oxygen masks, so in the event of a cabin depressurization, everyone on the lower rows is essentially fxxxed

Airline deals: "Would you like to pay more for upper seat?"

@PPP-xj4ww

7 күн бұрын

10% more I will take it

@urbangreensmy4947

7 күн бұрын

@@PPP-xj4ww oh sorry, the upper seats are full. would you like 85% price for the seat with head winds?

@robinsongonzalez2777

6 күн бұрын

“THEY GOING TO CHARGE EXTRA FOR THE TOP SEAT’S. SO YOU CAN FART ON PEOPLE FACE!!!! SIGN ME UP!!!!! I’m going to make sure to drink a lot of ice coffee before getting on the plane. I’m going to enjoy farting in the passenger face as I take my flight to Hawaii 😎👍💨

@HaloManTheSpider

6 күн бұрын

Take all my money!

@AR-1806

6 күн бұрын

Definitely

Farts abouta hit different 😂

Claustrophobia would already kill me😂😅

*turns around and looks down* “Just had baked beans for lunch bud, good luck”

@kendrellgriffin3592

3 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@ab8817

3 күн бұрын

had a whole can of cream corn for breakfast

@UriahD85

2 күн бұрын

Lactose intolerant man deliberately eats $5 Kraft Mac n Cheese

@Survivor_based

Күн бұрын

Me: *STARTS KICKING*

@kyleteme

16 сағат бұрын

looks up u tryna get snatched out your seat buddy?😂

Airlines will do ANYTHING to avoid giving passengers enough space

@lucas_xyz

3 күн бұрын

Except this literally gives passengers more space?

@mauritube6416

3 күн бұрын

Exactly

@respectdawildo_danjones508

3 күн бұрын

They should just make cattle cars and get it over with

@ernestb7055

3 күн бұрын

​@@lucas_xyzexcuse me, I need to pee pee. Yes, more space.

@Spychopunk2077

3 күн бұрын

And it takes away their air. ​@@lucas_xyz

Someone is getting farted on with a 8+ hr flight lmao

Bottom sheat seems not comfortable and anxiety patients got chocked 😂

now the top seats of this will be *the first class* of the people in economy class

@mlys7184

5 күн бұрын

Never thought I would have a passenger in Economy looking down on me

@victorchen9170

4 күн бұрын

The top seats are worse

@averagechadlegionary5824

4 күн бұрын

@@victorchen9170They’re both equally bad. Both cramped and uncomfortable only the bottom gets the luxury of being farted on.

@yofolkdem1256

4 күн бұрын

No leg space or sniff butt all flight? I'll wear a mask and stretch out in comfort ty.

@Hiba0504

3 күн бұрын

@@victorchen9170 at least we wouldn't be sniffing farts

_"Mr. George, I finally hire new guy for aircraft engineering department. He no have any experience in engineering, but he a MASTER at _*_Tetris."_*

One bad pre-flight lunch from the passenger in front of me and im getting fresh air as i open the emergency latch.

"Hey can I use the bathroom?" Everyone in the row: 🗿

@DrDope164

6 сағат бұрын

So exactly like it is now anyways?

This looks like a saftey hazard. There is no way people won’t fall while trying to get down from to high seats, especially if an elderly person or a kid get assigned to them(I am assuming the airline wouldn’t assign someone with a dissability like being wheelchair bound to the upper seats but you never know with them) It would also make the lower row very claustrophobic but we all know airlines wouldn’t care about that

@9001lol

2 күн бұрын

If this happens, I think that when you’ll buy your tickets, they will ask you « are you pregnant? » « are you disabled? » « are you older/younger than…? » ect ect

@dougb8207

Күн бұрын

In a rough landing, I wouldn't want to be up top (or below, for that matter).

@triplethreat563

Күн бұрын

Survival of the fittest

“You can recline 120 degrees” Proceeds to be able to only recline about 30 degrees

@bobbyward2440

3 күн бұрын

Congrats..upright at 90 degree plus 30 degree is in fact 120

@Alberto-qf7zh

3 күн бұрын

​@@bobbyward2440😳 I hope you're being sarcastic.

@Club420

3 күн бұрын

@@Alberto-qf7zhHe's not being sarcastic, unfortunately

@Alberto-qf7zh

3 күн бұрын

@@Club420 Well, then someone needs to get their refund from whatever science school they went to because that's just complete nonsense.

@bobbyward2440

3 күн бұрын

@Alberto-qf7zh LOOK! GUYS WE FOUND THEM! You fellas must be the r e tards we always see arguing on those simple PEMDAS math questions on instagram

Finally we can have farts blasted directly in our faces while flying

I was just thinking these seats needed to be more like coffins.

I don't know about aviation safety but I'm sure that design doesn't comply with what the emergency card says.

@crw662

3 күн бұрын

New systems will need to be made, but that’s typical with all innovations.

@ESw0rdsman

3 күн бұрын

Not as much as you would think, especially since the current setup actually violates safety as it is - how hard it is to get out & move down the aisles is a saftey hazard.

@slej2502

3 күн бұрын

They will adjust the safety regulations to the design

So, what they're saying is, when the plane crashes and a quick evacuation is necessary, the peasant class can burn. Stay in school kids!

@morbid747

3 күн бұрын

Sounds right , just like the passengers in the lowest deck of Titanic.

As someone well over 6 feet tall, fart class seating looks like a nightmare

Heavy turbulence gonna cave in a few foreheads on this thing

Top seats will be more pricey for sure🤦🏽‍♀️

@igordewit7357

17 күн бұрын

Not if your face is pressed against the ceiling it wont!

@GOD719

15 күн бұрын

​@@igordewit7357But you get the fart seat if you have a lower seat.

@drinkswatere

14 күн бұрын

I’d think not. Lower seat has more leg room to stretch out. You just have more room in general and every square inch of your seating area is charged.

@muhammedmusthafa5385

13 күн бұрын

Yhaa. what a stupid engineering 😂

@VarunRao009

13 күн бұрын

​@@igordewit7357👍 *YES.*

They used to called flying the redeye. Now it’s gonna be getting the pinkeye.

@inthrutheoutdoor5849

2 күн бұрын

or the brown eye

@yoeyyoey8937

2 күн бұрын

@@inthrutheoutdoor5849that’s what pink eye means lol

“I knew I shouldn’t have eat those bean covered hot wings with Taco Bell last night…”

instead of the red eye, they'll call this the pink eye

This makes sense if your passengers are 160lbs. Try to convince a 300lber to get into the top row

@wifeofkhan9375

2 күн бұрын

I’m imagining them wedged into the bottom row literally unable to get out 😂

@tylerdowling

2 күн бұрын

Exactly. So many folks are getting stuck in this thing

@inthrutheoutdoor5849

2 күн бұрын

There is no way a 300 lber could fit on the lower seat.

@Jono_1987

2 күн бұрын

Get up there billy ten bellies now!

@ronnana694

2 күн бұрын

@@inthrutheoutdoor5849 I'm 6'5.5" 320lbs and I can easily fit in a normal economy seat, not sure about the person next to me but I can fit and sleep through on the flight

"This flight has literally ups and downs" "High turbulence?" "I meant literally"

I can already see people sliding and breaking or spraining an ankle while climbing down those weird little steps

One fart and the people below you are finished! 😂😂

It doesn't matter how much more THEORETICAL room you have, airlines will just make sure they pack as many people as possible with the least amount of comfort. Remember when they replaced the comfy seats for the new recaro style seats and they told us how much more space we would have? After 6 months they had put in an extra 3-4 rows of seats and now we have narrower, harder seats and even lessnlegroom. F them.

@sithticklefingers7255

2 күн бұрын

In 30 years they’ll just 69 us into three layers like sardines.

My claustrophobia taking over me for the low seats

Imagine the suffocation siting in lower berth!

This must be better than the average airliner sits🔥

Just introduce the triple bunk bed. We can all sleep.

@eos001

6 күн бұрын

4 real

@yourfriend8052

5 күн бұрын

Gross

@someup7786

5 күн бұрын

​@@yourfriend8052tf you mean gross, have you never slept in a hotel before

@Cake_Z.

5 күн бұрын

​@@someup7786Modern day hotels usually dont have triple or boible bunk beds.. But there are some still...

@themartdog

5 күн бұрын

​@@someup7786 hotels have more than 15 minutes to clean a room between guests. Planes are mad dirty

“All fun and games till someone with a loose sphincter sits on your face” - Ancient Proverb

@trashcatlinol

2 күн бұрын

I remember that reddit story!

that leg room is making my knees hurt already

the way my anxiety is set up 😂

Imagine the heighted seat suddenly breaking mid flight and falling on u

@BapEHuk

2 күн бұрын

Упавшее кресло упрётся стенками в заднее кресло, ты окажешься в пространстве между двумя креслами, в пузыре, потом ты как червь стекаешь вниз и выползешь из дырки спереди, вуаля вы свободны и здоровы. Нужно только немного тренировок и гибкости гимнаста.

@williamc230

2 күн бұрын

I’m imagining wreck with this sit on someone

@inthrutheoutdoor5849

2 күн бұрын

If doors can blow off mid flight, that could happen too.

@thedoomerbro

2 күн бұрын

They test these products several times before they release the final version. Theyre not trying to get sued, they want to sell seats

@Arcilios

2 күн бұрын

​@@thedoomerbro idgaf what they test. You trust shady airline companies???

Brings new meaning to “Are you a top or bottom?” 😂😂😂

@ferry602

3 күн бұрын

😂

@sforza209

3 күн бұрын

That’s disgusting.

@ryansauchuk7290

2 күн бұрын

​@@sforza209hot

@kirakui

2 күн бұрын

​@@sforza209virgin grow up and wuit crying about it

@johnwang9914

2 күн бұрын

Perhaps, clear air turbulence will become more popular...

If somebody in front of you rips a big one you're the full sniff treatment included in the flight package.

125 degrees? damn, you are literally gonna break your spine with that

problems that NO ONE in the comments mentioned yet: 1. aircraft ceiling is not fucking tall enough to fit this setup 2. even if the aircraft is somehow tall enough, the top seats will have no windows (and no, aircraft manufacturers will not redesign a whole plane with windows just to support this setup for ONE airline) 3. Top seats have no legroom or personal item storage 4. structure and foundation of this setup adds significant manufacturing cost and overall weight of the plane which pretty much negates any extra profit by cramming more rows of seats.

@ARockRaider

6 күн бұрын

1 they might be able to sneak some of the space from the cargo area. or they might consider this layout for new aircraft designs. 2 most of the economy class already doesn't have windows. see 1b 3 carry-on bags might just be worth giving up for a cheaper ticket (if you don't like these the airlines would much rather you pay for the next class anyways. they also don't need as much leg room because they are more upright. 4 if they wanted to force profit they would be more likely to drop economy class all together not try and cram more in, this is someone trying to fix the biggest gripe (no leg room) by taking advantage of vertical stacking and it might work out.

@ImPiPi

6 күн бұрын

Imagine you are sitting in a window seat, and suddenly you need to use the restroom. I absolutely cannot accept this situation, whether I am sitting by the window or the aisle.

@chilledburrito

6 күн бұрын

@@ARockRaiderDefinitely more plausible.

@WithmeVerissimusWhostoned

6 күн бұрын

@@ARockRaider lmao, you're incorrect on everything you said... 1. no airline's gonna give up cargo space, it's a source of profit even on passenger flights 2. on which planet do planes not have windows? 3. unrealistic, almost nobody's gonna travel without taking a bag of things with them. And cheaper airlines don't offer better class anyway. 4. this setup fixes nothing. what OP said is correct

@michaelcallummayaka

6 күн бұрын

Maybe it would work for trains.