"A person is smart, people are not" Thus is the blight of social media.

@ryanparadise9677

28 күн бұрын

Ain't that the truth

@sherylwiles8675

28 күн бұрын

​. . / \ 1😊😊😊 It I - \ '/ ' \ In -1 I

@arightscepter

25 күн бұрын

Its the blight of collectivism.

@BooN877

22 күн бұрын

Not the quote

@stephenking5852

17 күн бұрын

Group thinking vs Individual thinking

I’m a little worried J doesn’t know he can just use half of the pencil to write.

@KaylansDrone

23 күн бұрын

Yea, but you can't NOT look stupid in front of everybody doing it though right? Edit: No, it looks even stupider lol.

@Otis151

23 күн бұрын

@@KaylansDrone 😂😂😂

@JizzoCalrissian

23 күн бұрын

What?? You mean, like a broken hologram?? Pencils are magic!!

@joshjohnson2600

12 күн бұрын

Understand that he had to be funny in his transition from the Fresh Prince to a movie actor. He had it all. Then he slapped Chris Rock over his anger with his disgusting wife.

@islixxn

8 күн бұрын

@@joshjohnson2600 pls stop being SUCH a reject like im not tryna read comments like this

“Your exactly what we have come to expect from government training” Oh I’m picking up some subtle messaging there.

@Mikey-ym6ok

13 күн бұрын

Oh no the message was clear lmfao

@jaydlsms

12 күн бұрын

i m so dumb bc an you like Tell me

@TheTideKing004

10 күн бұрын

Subtle? He's literally facing the camera when he says it 🤣 can't get much more on the nose than that.

@kinstonchaffin7568

9 күн бұрын

USMC veteran: Same 🤨🤔 but accurate.

@kinstonchaffin7568

9 күн бұрын

USMC veteran: Same 🤨🤔 but accurate...

I watch this scene a lot. I like how he critically thinks while everyone else sort of just reacts. K had already made his decision that he wanted J long before he even showed up for the tryout. This was more of a formality and the other guys were just there to sort of take up space while they analyzed J.

@Korvolio

18 күн бұрын

What if all those "military men" are just the same people they recycle over and over again for the purpose of this test?

@vinceramirez6963

18 күн бұрын

@@Korvolio brain damage I’d assume lol

@Dubulcle

2 күн бұрын

What you're saying makes no sense. Their "reacting" is also using critical thought.

@vinceramirez6963

2 күн бұрын

@@Dubulcle it makes perfect sense. Instead of “critically thinking” as you claim they do, they just started shooting at everything that wasn’t human. J was more aware of his surroundings. He had a logical explanation for every potential encounter. He gathered the facts. As K said later, there are x amount of aliens living on this planet and most of them are decent enough just trying to get by. One of those in the range could have been “just trying to get by”. The soldiers just acted out of a stereotype. It’s not hard to comprehend we just have to sit back and objectively think about it.

"Awww, you gave the tall man some flowers" got me rolling 😅🤣

@raven4k998

4 күн бұрын

imagine shooting a little girl between the eyes because she's got quantum physic books🤣🤣🤣

“You sure you don’t want some coffee?” Love that bit. So subtle yet so effective. Kay didn’t need to prove anything. Jay just needed to see for himself that Kay was telling the truth.

I love that subtle dig Zed gives the other applicants when he says, "You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training". Unlike Jay, those guys are a bunch of unthinking yes men who will shoot first and ask questions later.

@TheWorldsOkayestUSMarine

18 күн бұрын

"Unthinking yes men", yet you form your opinions of others based on movies. You wouldn't last 5 days in the military without screwing something up or getting someone injured.

@moe583

17 күн бұрын

Hi yes man

@derpsalot6853

15 күн бұрын

@@TheWorldsOkayestUSMarine ah yes a personal attack instead of refuting his point, thereby proving his point. bravo!

@TheWorldsOkayestUSMarine

15 күн бұрын

@derpsalot6853 I was stationed in At MCAS Iwakuni in Japan for 3 years while I was a Marine. (An "unthinking yes man" as OP put it. I was already into anime but while I was there I really started becoming a hard-core fan I love your playlist! Shelter is definitely one of my favorite music videos of all time. I'm sure you've seen Made in Abyss, Josee, The Tiger and the Fish, and I Want to Eat Your Pancreas?

@matthewparker5277

14 күн бұрын

​@TheWorldsOkayestUSMarine leave it to a marine to take something too seriously, it's just a movie, plus everyone knows that the Army is better 🫡

That last part is so important. "Is it worth it?" "Oh yeah. If you are strong enough." Probably the best answer he could have got.

In the novelization of the film, Agent K confirmed that everything James Edwards said about the alien firing range was true.

@Mikey-ym6ok

6 күн бұрын

Wait, there is a men in black novel??

@snifey7694

6 күн бұрын

​@@Mikey-ym6ok novel style of the film, its just the film but a author need to add more texts bout few insight details or inner dialogue

Wonder how much that front door agent gets paid.

@MDE_never_dies

28 күн бұрын

Alot of money

@cranbers

27 күн бұрын

I figured it was a newbies hazing... Why didn't will smith have to sit at the door for awhile? Would of added some funny value... just like in lethal weapon when theyhad to be street patrol and managed to find something crazy going on with action.

@Mikey-ym6ok

19 күн бұрын

Yeah this dude g- ELEVATOR

@JohnDoe69986

14 күн бұрын

​@@cranbersnah probably the old timers job instead of retiring and getting zapped

@samrowland2816

13 күн бұрын

I'd say he's secretly the most bad-ass agent. The first line of defence for an agency like that and he's just one guy? He's probably trained in 6 forms of alien kung-fu and has dual Noisy Crickets in spring loaded sleeve holsters.

This movie is just one of those gems... no matter how many times you see it, after a few years, that glimmer of brilliance shines still.

That 1500, 500, 15 minutes ago line is fabulous screenwriting.

@nez9751

25 күн бұрын

Yep, the best but being .. imagine what you will know tomorrow

@solaris9426

20 күн бұрын

Except the bit about us knowing the earth was flat 500 years ago is false. I think it was known it be false even when this movie was made. We knew the earth was round for thousands of years.

@TONGA09

12 күн бұрын

@@solaris9426 yeah but... you know... religion and the dark times

@Zakatak-mf4iq

11 күн бұрын

@@TONGA09 Not really. Even in the middle ages most people knew it was round. There was a ton of controversy about the nature of the universe itself, whether earth was the center of the Solar System and etc., but that was a different subject.

@davidwattie7032

9 күн бұрын

@@solaris9426 A clock is round and flat so is a pizza. Round does not mean globe.

I love how every aspect of this test is to gauge how aware you are of suspicious things that are uncanny and don't seem quite right yet have many excuses to be explained as normal or just something no one really thought through. Likewise the only reasonable options that present themselves to you are things that make you seem unusual, awkward, or dumb. You're taught from the very beginning to see things for what they really are and take the most obvious route that leads to a solution even if it makes you look strange.

@Mikey-ym6ok

13 күн бұрын

I think this was all a formality. I think they knew from the beginning they were gonna make James an agent.

@RamdomView

5 күн бұрын

Things looking strange is why Neuralizers exist.

8:19 - One of the most profound lines of all time in one of the silliest movies ever made.

@Alex13501

11 күн бұрын

Yep, i wish people would take this in to consideration when they use word "never" : )

I’ve always loved this scene, will smiths character doesn’t see past the aliens , they were just sneezing etc, showing no prejudice, but brings up the white girl.

Tommy Lee Jones looks so young-old here.

@JizzoCalrissian

23 күн бұрын

"Yold"?

@tobe1207

17 күн бұрын

This was his prime. When he was young,he was a scroungy looking little fck

@sidekick6371

16 күн бұрын

He was retiring almost 40 years ago.

Little by little you discover K's backstory. He was some youngster going to give flowers to his date (the woman he spies on thru satellite). By dumb luck he discovers the alien and MiB and makes the decision to drop his whole life and join.

@Mikey-ym6ok

6 күн бұрын

Wonder if the flowers he gave the alien was originally for his chick.

I'd either be the one who writes on my knee, pulls the table closer, or goes and sits on the floor next to the table. 🤣

🎶 "Here come the Men in Black. Galaxy defenders!"🎶

"is it worth it?" Is such a brilliant question. When faced with a major decision, someone on the other side was selling it to me. I asked them, "talk me out of it, tell me why i SHOULDN'T do it..." They said. "I cant". So i did it.

It's not until you see the ending of MIB 3, do you really understand why he was choose..

@MariaMartinez-researcher

28 күн бұрын

Indeed. But he proved in these tests that he had an inquisitive mind, ingenuity, resourcefulness, and the persecution of the alien guy proved he had the persistence required for the job. MIB are not soldiers who just obey orders without making questions. Also, when Zed says that those uniformed young men are the expected product of government's training - it's not a praise.

@gabejonsson3354

28 күн бұрын

To be fair in the timeline where K died and wasnt there to recruit him he still ended up in MIB

@seraph790

28 күн бұрын

Chosen

@MDE_never_dies

28 күн бұрын

@@gabejonsson3354A possible plot hole really. But all they had to do was drop a line or too like “When [insert letter of the alphabet other than K] saw potential in you and brought you into MIB….]

@J.Castle

23 күн бұрын

​@@gabejonsson3354nepotism 😂

08:25. Mistake. 500 years ago, people knew the Earth is spherical. Columbus didn't take the opposite way on a whim nor to prove anything. He just believed the distance to India was shorter - and had no idea there was a pole-to-pole continent in his way.

@brandonmckittrick2822

28 күн бұрын

Been known for thousands of years that the earth was spherical. Not sure where flat earth theory came from.

@cameroncooper5941

28 күн бұрын

@@brandonmckittrick2822 Morons wanting to go against the grain for no good reason, and idiots who genuinely buy into it because they think it makes them special.

@evilmiera

28 күн бұрын

Religions mostly. Also everyone didn't know it everywhere.@@brandonmckittrick2822

@rayngryphon6793

28 күн бұрын

Wrong. Columbus had maps over a thousand years old. People were coming (Scottish knights Malta) since 1000 ad.

@bryanemilius1606

26 күн бұрын

The guy who wrote sleepy hollow looked at the history of Christopher Columbus and decided that it wasn’t good enough for writing. So he made a ton of changes, removing his foolishness, the cultural and population destroying genocide of the Taino people he caused, and lied about how people thought the world was flat back then.

I just realized - I used to think it was smart to use the big table for the writing test. But there was a tiny table right next to him the whole time that was a bit higher - probably would’ve been the best to put the paper on.

I could never tell if he got it right because of all his observations of the aliens? When he explained it the guy in charge looked impressed. But then it seemed like Will smith was like eh, or did that all bs and I owe her an apology?

@RainAngel111

25 күн бұрын

He got it right because K vouched for him. His observations of the aliens are obviously excellent considering their job, but he also gets pretty mouthy with Zed.

@aaroncabello8221

20 күн бұрын

@@RainAngel111 He was mouthy with Zed, but if you look at Zed's face you can see the hint of a smile because J was right the whole time and he most definitely saw J making observations before acting. Also funny thing is knowing how K used to be decades prior, odds are he made that face because J reminded him so much of K in his youth lol

I forgot how great this movie is. Just figured out what I’m doing with my Sunday.

Will smith becomes multiple people dressed in black? This I gotta see to believe 😮

I love that Kay was laughing and it’s just that no one could hear it

Back in the day will still had hope in his voice and life.

Best of the best, "Marines, Air Force, Navy Seals, Army Rangers, NEW YORK PD". That cracked me up when he nonchlantly included NYPD in the list.

I dont know what is so funny about him ripping the cover page and his reaction after :D 2:14

The fact that one of the Air Force guys is a missileer is hilarious. Ah, Space Command.

I love this movie cuz it feels like one of the last films where Jones seemed to legit enjoy his time making a movie

"Will Smith Becomes a Men in Black" the sentence is wrong: will smith become a men in black? is the real question (at least its what i read first)

4:38 that look on his face says it all. He knows J is the right dude, he thinks its kinda hilarious and pretty funny - the last face says "shit.. another Agent K i have to deal with"

Bad muzzle discipline during the gun range scene with Zed. Otherwise, too funny of a scene. 😂

I enjoy the part about the catch, I would embrace that. Sever all contact and cease to exist

@LazyDeltaKicks

26 күн бұрын

I do too, but god that's a such a hard choice.. Never being able to see your family or friends ever again or ever make new friends outside of work... That's quite the price to pay.

@AwkwardHypernerd413

17 күн бұрын

@@LazyDeltaKicksI mean, on the plus side you’re guaranteed to get a decent retirement. Hell I wouldn’t mind working as a mailman

@Mikey-ym6ok

13 күн бұрын

I wouldn’t call working as a mailman a good retirement.

@equarg

13 күн бұрын

I think that’s what I need to do…….

I genuinely thought the title was "Will Smith becomes Black" Like... How does that work? Does he just get darker?

With honours 😂😂

creative writers are needed . Then so is this fella to brighten my life.

He was disqualified and let go by MIB though, after slapping a civilian person.

"You're everything we've to come expect from years of government training" : the burn is real ah ah

Little do they know. She's the biggest threat in the room. MiB lore, she's the leader of the bugs.

What is missed about the egg seats was the table was the test. Also none of them safed their weapons.

Will Smith Becomes a Singular Plural in Black

A lot of alien working in manhathan “cub driver”😅

Quintessential Will Smith in 1997, in his prime

man im slow i just now realized that K was the "dumb kid who got lost on the wrong back road"

*Will Smith Becomes a Men in Bleck*

4:30 why do you have to say that? Who made this film I wonder?

1:39 xD

Hollywood films used to be immersive and sincere

God this movie is so fucking well thought out and executed.

500 years ago everybody knew the earth was flat... and 15 minutes ago you knew that people were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll learn tomorrow...

Wanga!

@Vikita1795

22 күн бұрын

I read this and heard the worms' voice 😆

Can't believe this was shown in 90s.

The other book is general relativity, the opposite to quantum physics. One is small-scale, the other is big-scale, and both are the most basic branches of science.

@ace_v2905

11 күн бұрын

I don’t think it’s basic for an 8 year old tho

@KenjiAsakura09

2 күн бұрын

For an eight year old?

Elevator, up or down ? How you know ?

You are what we expected from government training…yup sums your problems very succinctly

I dont care i would have used that table but definitely not drag it 😂😂

Ha nailed it but after that slap nah imma pass

What happened to J and M in the new movie?

7:53 😢😢😢😢

🤔 🤣😂 Will not wrong.

As much as I love MIB serie, that job is not worth it.

@brandonloaiza8595

24 күн бұрын

You end up learning more about the universe than anyone will ever know though I think it's totally worth it but I respect your opinion

@karimh9958

24 күн бұрын

@@brandonloaiza8595 I just think that missing out about starting a family and having kids is a big deal.

@brandonloaiza8595

24 күн бұрын

@@karimh9958 I totally agree

@TONGA09

12 күн бұрын

@@karimh9958 *snort* a big deal for who?

@karimh9958

12 күн бұрын

@@TONGA09 For those who appreciate it.

6:05 Had to Pause and read the formulæ.

Idk why these aliens never took off similar to the Minions

😂 the fact that god is a tentacle monster in that verse......

Youll watch entire movies for several years Ill watch a clip.every now and then...and you still feel.like youre in a position to talk shit to me

7:47 dang forgot the age of this movie

Mandela effect, there are twin towers in this scene.

7:48 TWC 🇺🇸❤🙏🏼

Also, with excellent medical and dental, it's most certainly worth it

Let’s go babe lol 😂

he on purpose breaks the pencil then fools around try write with it makes you wonder. But the movie was great he was a great fit.

I did not read the title correctly

The coffee room guys telling k zed got them mocha and milk lol k says ok

lol 😂

Will Smith becomes a 'MAN' (singular, not plural) in black

Anyone own the CD to this movie? MIB soundtrack was as good as the film

@miltonbuu

16 күн бұрын

I actually do.. I bought it for like $1 at goodwill because I liked the movie. It has some jams but nothing to write about

How you your your seat ?

Will he become a Black⚔️Smith in the this slapping👋🏾Rock🪨solid scene?🤨

Edward what the hell happened?

He did it, didn’t he? Bet ur ass he did

Can't even enjoy the classics anymore. I keep waiting for him to slap TLJ 😂

Slap Master Smith in the Channel!!!!

Anyone else notice the twin trade towers at 7:47

@davidgraham8058

2 күн бұрын

Beautiful. Still miss them 😢

An Agent for the Men in Black, which I suppose would make him a Man in Black... not a Men in Black.

Where you going? Back in the mid 1950s The government started a little underfunded agency with a simple and laughable purpose of establishing contact with a race not of this planet. 😂

Nobody cares! Edit Will Smith out of every movie he has ever been in!!!!!

That slap made Will *redundant*

This movie was great.. 2nd was ok.. but after.. it became stupid

World trade centre still up LMAOOO

Earth is flat

Its like looking through a looking glass back into age when movies were fun and without any political, woke or any other bs of that. Where all that vanished?

@petrwarthursty2011

27 күн бұрын

I eated them all

@sniperjettps4626

27 күн бұрын

My guy, this film is about protecting refugees, that's as political as it gets

@SudeennnSam

27 күн бұрын

SJW happened

@LazyDeltaKicks

26 күн бұрын

@@sniperjettps4626 True, but this is how to do it properly and not treat the audience like children or braindead idiots like they do today

@tevo1192

25 күн бұрын

If this movie came out today it would be considered "woke and political"😂😂😂

will smith is a jerk

A video of Will Smith not slapping anyone?????

8:25 naw we Muslims knew it was round and that it went around the sun 1400 years ago

@cpob2013

15 күн бұрын

Greeks calculated the circumference of the earth 2300 years ago. Muslims stole everything from the Indians and Eastern roman empire.

Can I help you? Yeah this dude gave me this ca- ELEVATOR. MIB security is amazing. Not surprised the aliens took over so easily lol.

Will smith becomes black

Wanga!