"Dammit. It's not the tick." Gets me everytime.

@GraydenKC

Жыл бұрын

Funny thing is how much worse it actually is than just the tick.

@KaseyKay92

11 ай бұрын

DAMMIT IT’S NOT THE TICK?!?! It’s something worse the tick?!

@user-td3du7jk2x

11 ай бұрын

@@GraydenKC With the tick, it would just affect/effect him. The only other thing it could be will change the Planet, the Universe and History itself. Yes, it is many times worse than the tick. Except for him and no one could stop it but wouldn't be touched by it either, "Your day is gonna be a lot worse than mine."

@davidthaler7018

Ай бұрын

The counterpart to Meryl’s “NOWWWWW a warning?”

"where you been at man, it's been like an hour ago" - priceless scene

"Because if it did exist, a level 1 senior agent such as myself would have been made aware of it" "Unless it's way above his paygrade" "I need a raise". Well, I guess he really doesn't need a lot of "pay" to get along...

@user-td3du7jk2x

11 ай бұрын

Level one, then there are higher levels. He is only on level one, and a building has more than one level. Or he would be a Top Level Agent, not a Level One Agent.

@skyraker7489

7 ай бұрын

@@user-td3du7jk2x MIB agent ranks count down not up. So a level 3 or 4 agent is lower ranked than a level 1 agent.

@-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D-

6 ай бұрын

​​@@user-td3du7jk2xYou never heard of the term "tier one operator"? It refers to special forces, such as navy seals, green berets, SAS, etc. They are the best a country can make. There is nothing above tier one.

@prezentoappr1171

3 ай бұрын

Tier and lvl is diff then, but in rhythm game tiering is leveling, well tier is like jlpt N1 then the more little the number the higher the value

@spencerdurette2859

3 ай бұрын

@@-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D-tier 0 and tier 2 say hello

the worms: "good luck, J!" "this planet's toast" 💀

@jingyu97

8 күн бұрын

YOU SORRY LITTLE INGRATES!!

I just realized that it took 40 years for boris to come back with backup because their planet is 20 light years away. 20 years to their planet and 20 years back to earth. This implies many things. The most obvious is that their race is capable of light speed travel but at the same time, they haven't figured out stuff like wormholes or other "faster than light" traveling methods.

@ghostface0927

3 ай бұрын

You didn't account for time dilation. When something goes very fast, time slows down for it and at the speed of light, time stops. But it continues for everything else, this is time dilation. So if you travel at the speed of light for 1 year and come back, for you it's been 2 years, but due to time dilation 4000 years has past on earth. So 40 years at light speed would take 80k years in real time. It's also impossible for anything with mass to travel the speed of light, so it's logical to assume they are going near light speed. No matter how you look at it, traveling 40 light years in 40 years is impossible. By the time boris returned to his home planet they all would have starved to death

@everydaycommentator6036

2 ай бұрын

You've got it backwards. What would happen is it would take 40 years to travel (assuming the distance is a little less than 20 light years, not 100 %) but for the person travelling it would appear only a few years would have passed. Because if someone is taking 80K years to travel 40 light years, it wouldn't be near the speed of light would it? (It would be C/2000) at which speed the time dilation is negligible.

@ghostface0927

2 ай бұрын

@everydaycommentator6036 I just double-checked my work by reading a post from someone who is more knowledgeable than me, and my numbers were wrong. If an outside observer on his home world waited for borris to travel 40 light year to them, more than 40k years would pass due to him having mass and theoretically going 99.9 the speed of light. So the trip would take longer than my previous estimation. You were right in the fact that borris wouldn't age 40 years, it's would be around 11 or 12 years for him. Either way, it's still impossible to travel 40 light years in 40 years, the traveler will experience less time and the observer will experience more time passing. Because time dilation affects both the traveler and the observers. I don't understand the calculations because I'm not a scientist but given I got the calculations from a scholarly article from an actual one, I'm inclined to default to her calculations and can't argue with them

@everydaycommentator6036

2 ай бұрын

It's still not right. If Borris took 40k years to travel 40 light years, then his speed would not be 99.9% the speed of light. It would be 40*100/40k i.e. 0.1% the speed of light (approx 300 km/s) at which speed time dilation would not be that much. What you're trying to say is if Borris is travelling at 99.9% the speed of light for 40 years in his perspective, then 40k years would pass in the rest of the universe. I don't think ratio is 1:1000, but basically more than 40 years would pass in the rest of the universe. But travelling at 99.9 % the speed of light for 40 years from the traveller's perspective, he would be travelling 39.96 light years in his perspective but that distance is shrunk space and he would be able to cover a distance larger than 40 light years.

@everydaycommentator6036

2 ай бұрын

What I'm trying to say is let's say that distance to his planet is not 20 light years, but let's say 19.9 light years, then boris can travel at 99.5 % the speed of light for 20 years in our perspective to cover this distance. In Boris' perspective it is a much shorter time. He travelled 19.9 light years in our perspective but in Boris perspective the space appears to be shrunk and he travelled a shorter distance in his perspective.

How legendary would Chris Rock be if he said after the slap, "Damn it's not the tick?!"

@user-td3du7jk2x

11 ай бұрын

No, it would have been funnier if Rock had given it and then said, "Dahmn iht, Iht, IZ Noht tha Tihck."

@Bork_In_Volcanic

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, we are all in wrong timeline.

He was destined to join the MIB no matter how thing change in the past

@prezentoappr1171

3 ай бұрын

Is that rn azur lane ship, if not what's the PFP Chara name?

damn it, im 30 years old already but MIB series are still my favorite movies of all time.

@raven4k998

Жыл бұрын

I was mad at myself and my step mom🤣

@SanjiTwt

Жыл бұрын

I'm 700 years old and I love them

@MultiTwentyseven

Жыл бұрын

how do these two facts contradict each other?

@user-et9zu5bd4g

10 ай бұрын

Gu ad ăn tát he

@Angelo-yr1en

9 ай бұрын

@@raven4k998?

J: and he smiles like this...😑

@raven4k998

Жыл бұрын

this planets toast🤣

@Vikita1795

2 ай бұрын

One of my fav lines in this scene hahaha

Boris wasn't very smart. He got the time travel device but didn't kill the guy who helped him time travel, to prevent others from doing it.

@phillipwalling7470

5 ай бұрын

Surely wouldn't matter. J could figure it out eventually.

@fanofmetal1

5 ай бұрын

Even if boring had, in the new timeline, the guy would have still been alive.

@mrcritical6751

2 ай бұрын

He probably didn’t expect anybody to remember so he didn’t bother

@jai-kk5uu

2 ай бұрын

Do you want to start a time war because this is how you start a time war

@Joker-11B-SYLV

3 күн бұрын

He did kill the guy who created the devices. The prisoner he shot when he broke out pretty sure that was Obediah Price but no he didn’t kill his son whom he got the devices from.

That made me go and re-watch the whole movie, and it was good!

When O slapped J should of said "keep agent K name out your F**king mouth" 😂

@ajdominguez1002

11 ай бұрын

Now THAT'S some time traveling shenanigans

How did J get into the MIB if there was no K?

@kristophergalvez

Жыл бұрын

His dad would have witnessed K's death, meaning J grew up with a father and didn't have anger issues, explaining why he was more sentimental with his partner, his dad would have spent his entire life trying to prove aliens exist, and J would have followed I'm his footsteps, searching for aliens and eventually arresting an alien on foot as part of NYPD, find out that aliens do exist and get into the MIB program on his own merit.

@albertgaspar627

Жыл бұрын

Good catch! and J should know anything weird should be clues that something's weird.

@aweeeeh5255

Жыл бұрын

​@Kristopher Galvez Is that canon or you just wrote it yourself?

@rockedthecrapout

Жыл бұрын

Plot hole, just look the other way.😅

@UndeadSlayer5

Жыл бұрын

@@kristophergalvez well that would be a good elseworlds story if will smith came back

Time travel is hard for him to believe but aliens n such is perfectly fine

@raven4k998

Жыл бұрын

well explains everything and since I am always drinking chocolate milk and not dying you know that means I am a time traveler🤣🤣🤣

@RicardoVermeltfoort

Жыл бұрын

The concept of time travel isn't hard to believe for him, it's the concept that there still was stuff too classified for his status.

@l_poci_

Жыл бұрын

Should be the same for you. Considering how big the universe is the chance of there being other species is very likely. But with our current knowledge of physics, time travel to the past in impossible

@Ionstorm2002

Жыл бұрын

@@l_poci_ Hate to break it to you but Earth is the only planet with life in the entire Universe.

@username-ql8ox

Жыл бұрын

@@Ionstorm2002 we're talking about possibilities. Life outside the earth and alien species are not impossible, but very improbable. But time travel? By the current understanding of physics, it's just downright impossible.

Question. How is J still in the MiB if K never recruited him? This movie makes the entire reason J made it through the process was because K respected his father and watched out for J, and in MiB 1 the only reason J was picked was because K wanted him to be picked.

@orioledtd

Жыл бұрын

No. In the future where K was dead over 40 years, J was an agent. Which means he became an agent somehow in that timeline. K wasn’t greasing the wheels in the tests in MIB1 either, J passed all the tests…Zed just didn’t like his attitude.

@irontemplar6222

Жыл бұрын

Not true. K, agreed to look after J since he was responsible for his fathers death. However he only recruited J because of his encouter with an alien, and after checking up on him once more he realized the kid had a good apptitude for being an agent so he recommended him for recruitment. That said MIB does look for new agents among the various agencies of the US the best of the best. As such its likely he would have joined up anyway simply because he had a good aptitude for it... and because he is in the HQ's back yard.

@Dilaudid281

Жыл бұрын

@Iron Templar But Zed didn't want to recruit him. He only did so based on K's recommendation. He became a great agent, but initially, the entire MiB wasn't very keen on him.

@irontemplar6222

Жыл бұрын

@@Dilaudid281 um no. Zed said he had a problem with authority. Which was true, but didn't deny that he would make a good agent.

@liquidator2246

Жыл бұрын

I think the movie makes a point that the sort of people who are recruited to join the MiB are always destined for it. If K hadn't recruited J, then someone else would have.

I think Will Arnett, as an MIB agent, would have made a nice spinoff

@y2shuproblem

Жыл бұрын

I see Will Smith and BoJack Horseman.

@kulio1214

11 ай бұрын

Awful opinion.

@y2shuproblem

11 ай бұрын

@@kulio1214 I'd pay to see BoJack Horseman as a MiB agent.

@psps6623

10 ай бұрын

You referring to Botox face man in the elevator?

@OddOneOut665

8 ай бұрын

Will Arnett and Bill Hader (Andy Worhol) as MIB Agents would've been a super hilarious movie!

"Where you been man, was like a hour ago" 😂😂

"Made it illegal throughout the universe". How? Aren't MIB essentially Earth based customs and detective force? By what authority was this decree made?

@rejvaik00

7 ай бұрын

No, they operate galaxy wide but when they deal with issues away from earth they do so through alliances of alien proxies Agent J was called the most feared human in the Galaxy

@diibadaa9502

7 ай бұрын

@@rejvaik00 Lame.

@rejvaik00

7 ай бұрын

@@diibadaa9502 I know it's kinda lame but it helps to explain why there aren't humans running around the entire galaxy in the world of the MIB

@Manpigeon

6 ай бұрын

My understanding is that Earth is somewhat special in the Universe as K originally put it in the first movie that Aliens came and made Earth an A-Political/Neutral Zone for alien refugees and beings without a home. This action however would be meaningless unless Earth had the power to enforce its Neutrality and not get bullied by the more aggressive aliens out there. Think of Earth as a big National Park with some badass Game Wardens. It is clear throughout all the movies too that various Alien species and cosmic beings provided MIB/Earth with technology, weapons, defenses, alliances, and general knowledge. I would wager this makes Earth's actual Authorities, MIB, quite influential and their reach in the Universe pretty vast considering the connections their visitors and "donors" have. If someone figured out how to time travel, it wouldnt be hard for MIB to explain exactly why it would be disastrous and unpredictable should anyone use it. I imagine that most sentient races would find time travel dangerous once they knew of its discovery regardless of whether they liked Earth or not so not much convincing would be required to make it illegal since it wouldnt have been in their hands anyways.

Worms are the best. "This planet is toasted, ahahhah"

This movie slapped

2 Wills on the same screen 😂😂😂

When it comes to learning about advance life forms or just extraterrestrials trying to find a new home? Easy to understand. Time Travel? Basically you need a chocolate milkshake and book to look up about the rules of Time Travel, along a pay rise.

lol the four at the end packing up

with K's statement that there is always something about to wipe earth out and the end scene there it is implied that the worms pack up to leave the "dying" earth at least once a week

THIS movie rivals the Original very well. this scene has made me watch this movie few times. tis so well done, not a moment of boredom. played well by all actors.

3:58 😂

Big, tall, wrought iron fence around that service building on Battery Place. No way to get to door for selfie.

Anyone wonder why J is an agent if K didn’t recruit him?

@Thirty-OughtSick

9 ай бұрын

i always wondered the same. i figured agent j would walk into MIB and be stopped and neuralized by the guard unless he knew who was in charge.

@levievil9220

8 ай бұрын

Maybe due to the altered reality j still somehow made the cut due to catching a alien and being not as cocky in the first movie because in this timeline his dad was alive

@s0kulite

8 ай бұрын

@@levievil9220 Wait, that means he never used that chance to see his dad! Can’t blame that he’s not aware of it though

@levievil9220

8 ай бұрын

@@s0kulite why would he if he grew up with his dad in the altered timeline unless you’re talking about og timeline j

@matthewmillar3804

Ай бұрын

He remembered K, so for him he's still party of the original timeline? Like the timelines got crossed?

I love how the aliens are just taking bets and laughing about Earth being toast.

It's quite amazing J just put up with the fact of Time travel and wasted no time..

1:52 RAAAAAGH… KZread, KZread… 😡😡

Happy Birthday Agent O 🎉🎉😮😮

Tessa was right that suit looks good on Emma

Thank God for Will Arnett

5:47 "THIS PLANET'S TOAST"

😅😅😅😅well information good show you 😅😅😅

I am surprised he didn't slap the choc milk person LOL

This movie is 10 times better than it ought to be for a second sequel a decade after the last.

Note that here the MIB Logo was absent from the HQ as it was made after the image of the arcNet.

okay that is cute.. :) love yall

Young agent coalson from shieldd lol

Its now all makes sense btw 😂😂 W Smith and slaps

I wonder why AA didn't go with J

0:52 ok whoever I'm going to need you to give me 5 feet or I'm going to pluck you in your throat 😂😂😂 Very savage there towards your new partner will lol

That's where he learned to slap with force!

I never understood how keith Richards was never in any of these films as an alien cameo?....

holyshit.. slap!! the slap is dejavu

man i could watch smith getting slapped ALL DAY

@raven4k998

Жыл бұрын

damnit it's not the tick!!!

@CoralCopperHead

Жыл бұрын

I get more enjoyment out of watching that prick Rock get slapped, but mostly because he actually deserves it.

What can you tell me about the identities of the various SimCity Multi-Players Multi-Telefones? Their biographies.

1:01

Hold on hold on hold on, that means J was recruited into the Men in Black even WITHOUT K? Somehow he also wound up as an agent even in this alternate timeline. 😮 Lucky him. 😂

They really said "eff props we'll use CGI"

"I'm Mary Poppings"

I see even Supreme Leader Snoke has to report to the men in black 2:40

Maybe Will thought Chris Rock had a brain tick too ? 🤔🤣

3:58 "Keep my tick out of your damn mouth!"

Do I see Will Arnett

Damn, it's not the tick... It's not the tick? Something worse than the tick? Yeah!!! Two or more ticks are worse than one tick! LOL 😂😂😂

3:59, a prophetic sign for what would happen to Chris Rock years later.

Agent AA : J, everything you told me yesterday, you were right as rain. Thank go for that 10-hour stakeout. Agent J : Who are you? Agent AA : Exactly I feel like a whole new man today. Like this great weight has been lifted. I've had these anger issues my entire life, but now I can see I was just mad at myself. And my stepmom. Agent J : Sir, I'm gonna need you to stop talking. Agent AA : It's like I closed this emotional window. But I threw a brick through that window, and I just want to thank you for handing me that brick, J. Agent J : Okay, whoever you are, I'm gonna need you to give me five feet or I gonna pluck you in your throat.

So he went on stage, in front of the cameras, at the awards night... and slapped someone... Oh my... It's not the tick!!!

Agent AA raises the question what if there are 3 agents named K something

MIB Service Agency is all in one.. Its all matter of discipline and how to inter act of choices made at end of problem and struggling of person.. person gets tired of everything.. and what they had is to work and work.. creatures become small.. If its Agency exist it would be easy to us to get choice..

AA xddddd

What happened to the old black guy sitting at the entrance that was in first two movies

@SirBoopBoop

11 ай бұрын

The guy is different because Boris altered the timeline.

The sheer creativity of this film series just blows the mind. Americans are the only people who can think so far outside the box to come up with these convoluted and very creative plots. Ha ha ha! I love this series. Every scene you never know what is going to pop out and bite you. Emma Thompson is sheer class.

@4enoyrevetv862

4 ай бұрын

A alien wrote the script.

How come only J remembered his partner from other timeline and no one else did?

@thegreatgario3478

21 күн бұрын

because "he was there", according to the guy who lets J time jump

So in this movie Will learned to slap.

only plothole here is how did J get hired on if K was killed 40 years before? does that mean he was always meant to be a member of MIB?

Am I glad for this movie. The second one felt like sequelitis.

Yo, its Banks o.o

Hi will Arnett!!!!

@user-vl9tp1xy1m

4 ай бұрын

I Love Will Arnett Because He's Funny And I Love him ❤❤

I think they are 2partner of being MIB...

All of men in black history and theres 1 agent 'K' ?

🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

Well, the reason J joined MIB because K invited him.But in this reality K WERE dead so for what reason K joined MIB??

@Troyy22

10 ай бұрын

Racial tension

Experiment could be correct now.. about Transformation and Transfiguration..

How j was the only one to remember k??

😍😍💗💗🥰🥰

4:15 Real question is, what does that mean for me? Been craving that stuff from a young age. But joke aside there is a creepy bit. When I was about thirteen, I was sitting on my bed in my room when I heard someone walking down the upstairs hallway outside of my room. Looked out the door to see a large bearded guy with a flannel hooded jacket standing there looking dumbstruck. They disappeared when I blinked in shock. Fast forward to the lockdowns. I am heading down the upstairs hallway, day 5 of no sleep because of insomnia caused by my sleep apnea being worsened by covid. Noticed the hallway looked different, like how it did before the renovations, but didn’t think much of it. I got to my bedroom door and saw myself, but younger, sitting on the bed. When I blinked, he did, and I felt what felt like a sensation of falling a foot, before slamming down onto the floor in my doorway, the hallway back to normal. It had dawned on me that I was the guy I saw in my doorway, same outfit and all, but I am still not sure how the hell it happened.

@BoyoLoco-rd2fi

4 ай бұрын

You should look up paranormal stories about flannel. As odd as that is, its a common theme in a lot of spooky stories.

@dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970

4 ай бұрын

Cool story, bro.

@hiddendesire3076

4 ай бұрын

@@dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970 I’m still thinking I hallucinated both bits and by some weird pattern recognition thing with the brain it “pieced” them together. At the same time though, at least for the latter half, I had been hallucinating a fair bit. Seeing those weird shadow entities people see as their perception of dreams overlays with their perception of reality from a lack of sleep.

My question is who brought in J if K doesn't exist?

@francocorradi5818

5 ай бұрын

By his father, because in this timeline J's father lives and maybe he witnessed K's death at the hands of Boris, so he brought J to the MIB headquaters to protect the planet from aliens. J's fate was allways written on the MIB, no matter if the past is changed.

So I assume the real name of "Double A" would be A.A.Ron ?

@nemodra4790

8 ай бұрын

Andrew Arnett actually, and if I am not mistaken, because hell if he doesn't sound like Bojack at 0:58, he is Will Arnett's brother.

@freemank8207

2 ай бұрын

That came to my mind as well. Dammit, Jonny Cage!

hey wait how did J got recruited to MiB if K didnt exist

@rockedthecrapout

Жыл бұрын

Honest mistake, let's move along👍

@Maikyl.

Жыл бұрын

He was just recruited by another agent. The events of MIB happened the same way but without K. J catches an alien, an agent asks him some questions, J is tested, he is the best in the tests. Maybe this AA.

@Nogardtist

Жыл бұрын

@@Maikyl. that fills that gap im a time traveling expert but i lost my license xD U know that as soon as time travel involved a paradox happens momentally even instantly The only way it is corrected if its compelled to happen cause the universe already reshuffles itself to the changes Meaning no matter what you do the time stream is predetermined Cause time exists in past present and future all at once now and forever The movie kinds did not knew what to do with time travel

Will Smith at 3:59 . He gets punishment for what he did at Oscars 😅

@xx_d34dp00l_xx

Жыл бұрын

Will was just checking if Chris had been bitten by the tick

@Andrew-og7li

Жыл бұрын

it's been over a year. Give it a rest.

@tommyblade8093

Жыл бұрын

​@@Andrew-og7li no

@scorpinok3006

Жыл бұрын

@@Andrew-og7li Shut up...

Slap. Will Smith. Chris Rock. Give me likes for not making a stupid joke. "Where you been man, it was like an hour ago." 💯 Ad-lib! And the dude who found him his milk saved the world.

But k recruit j

Can I just ask something when you guys see will smith why do you guys always have to go there about what he did to Chris rock the poor guy said sorry how many times and you all still go on about it leave will smith alone

Dammit, it's not chris rock

How do I get everything Will Smith off my feed?

@shotgunfullofspiders1223

Жыл бұрын

Die? I dunno? Algorithms kinda just do these things so there’s no real way to

Nope

So in the third part J`s partner is an emotional gay and his boss is woman. Such a fun display of new reality which J don`t like.

Are we still salty about the will smith slap Get over it

@scorpinok3006

Жыл бұрын

Are we still salty what other people are doing that doesn't affect you personally? Get over it.

@phoebecara4361

Жыл бұрын

I agree with the first comment. I was watching this clip expecting funny comments but now it's just one thing over and over again.

Headaches, agitation, depression, a craving for chocolate. All of this occurred to many people on the 8/4/24 when there was a rare solar Eclipse. I was one of those who experienced this. It has been one day and I will be on the lookout for temporal fractures.

The newest MIB is shit compared to these older one ....

What can you tell me about the SimCity Multi-Players Multi-Telefones Zootopia Pets X's doing Zootopia Species Mixing with Species Bestiality Zootopia Jurassic Park World Species Mixing with Species Gameplays in other Planets, other Worlds? What can you tell me about the SimCity Multi-Players Multi-Telefones Zootopia Pets X's doing Oversight Overlord of Human Planets?

Who’s gay??!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

MIB3: Exposition dumb.

@asm7406

11 ай бұрын

Your poor and lazy comment: Exposition dumb.

Gentlemen do not exist

এই পাশের লোকটা সিরিয়াল করে কী ব্যেপার

You guys.....definitely some time travel shit going on here. 1. Donald Trump aka BIFF TANNON wins the president 2. Will slaps Rock checking on time travel We're hopping between timelines!

@nubz8671

2 ай бұрын

Bernie Sanders aka Doc Brown loses