"Hans! Look, that foreigner nextdoor is bayoneting cheese slices! Call the clinic to send someone with their nets.😅😅😅😅

Even the bots are impressed with the chap's battle for cheese

Le fromage Américain est en plastique et impropre à la consommation. Vive le vrai fromage 🇫🇷🇨🇭🇩🇪🇮🇹🇪🇸🇬🇧🧀🐒

My plate carrier is going to have more non sequiturs on it than a Monty Python sketch

Cheese, real cheese and nothing but cheese 🙂

Best advert EVER! 😂😂

The hat looks good on ya. I think Ian mcollem would be jealous

"Will Fight for Cheese!:.... but a little wine would also be nice.....

@TheRealRedRooster

4 ай бұрын

That will be the follow up patch.... ;-)

@Zorglub1966

4 ай бұрын

And the bread! Without good crispy bread, cheese is nothing.

@jamesbromstead4949

4 ай бұрын

@@Zorglub1966 And maybe some sliced apple... yes.

I bet The Chap spent a while polishing his bayonet after that... Wait that sounds a bit rude, doesn't it?

Cheese -James May

@davidraymundo6

4 ай бұрын

I’m sad I didn’t think of that first. My first thought was SpongeBob “I don’t need it” meme

I was one of the dudes who was all i need this in my life. Im ordering now.

Sheogorath would be proud of this

Once again, Le Chap's neighbors are doing the Swiss equivalent of "WTF is that nut up to now?" Viva la fromage!

Ça fait deux fois que je regarde, et je rigole comme un idiot aux mêmes moments!

As someone who is lactose intolerant, this video makes me happy and sad at the same time...

@thebotrchap

4 ай бұрын

There are many low lactose / lactose free cheeses

@Kazuhiroaka

4 ай бұрын

We lactose intolerant always fight for cheese, our battles happen to be post-consumption and commode-centered.

@magoid

4 ай бұрын

@@thebotrchap True, but those tend to be over-priced and under-tasty. I personally can consume small quantities of cheese without smelly consequences. I just miss the time when that wasn't a concern.

I love these guys!

CheEsE eAtInG sUrReNdEr MoNkEy

As a dutch i fight for the right kind of cheese..

Apparently there are more cheese varieties made in the UK than Switzerland and France. Love the sword bayonet.

@thebotrchap

4 ай бұрын

Twenty-six thousand types of cheddar doesn’t count 😜 I doubt the stats you looked up include the local cheeses available straight from the farm in each mountain valley, unpasteurized, off the books and delicious 🤤

@cedhome7945

4 ай бұрын

True but keep it quiet as it keeps cheese o files from discovering what we have 😄

De toute façon, ça ne surpasse pas le camembert français 😋😂

cheese

Cheezy peaz!

I'll buy that. Makes me want a Surrender Monkey patch though.

Going to buy cheese now...

Got mine in the post today! :)

Blessed are the cheesemakers

For real cheese!

I sometimes wonder what your neighbours think when you do this kind of thing.

@thebotrchap

4 ай бұрын

I don't. They can go whistle in my opinion.

Oh ... For Cheese .... I had the wrong idea there. The cheese cave now looking a bit worse for wear

BRILLIANT!

I don't know if i'd fight for *that* cheese. A good wensleydale or cheshire though...

@thebotrchap

4 ай бұрын

It just says cheese. Which cheese is up to you.

I would have bought a couple of patches but the cost of postage makes it prohibitive.

Not to mention, it fascinates women.

Just curious, but do they sell American cheese over there?

@thebotrchap

4 ай бұрын

The odd slices of Monterey Jack appears in the shops now and again.

@RicArmstrong

4 ай бұрын

@@thebotrchap The labeled "American Cheese" is actually a mix of cheddar and Colby jack cheese. It's what's used often on cheese burgers.

@thebotrchap

4 ай бұрын

@@RicArmstrong We have many many types of plastic burger cheese (actually a Swiss invention)

That was cheesy

American Cheese?

@thebotrchap

4 ай бұрын

Considering the size of the US statistically speaking there has to be some good proper US cheese out there 🤷🏻‍♂️

Does the bloke play Zelda?

Viva La France! Viva Le Fromage !🧀

@thebotrchap

4 ай бұрын

LE fromage, because cheese is clearly manly 💪

@WhatIfBrigade

4 ай бұрын

@@thebotrchap Pardon!

🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

@thebotrchap

4 ай бұрын

Is that you shoveling cheese into your gob?