He saw trump and realized nobody has taken the piss out of Britain in a while.

@Karma-qt4ji

4 жыл бұрын

He saw Trump and thought... if I wore my hair like this it will be taking the piss....

@NigelStLewisBLACKSTHETICS

4 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆😆

@XxAzureNekoxX

4 жыл бұрын

People talk shit about Britain literally all the time in Europe and America where have you people been?

@rsoul7282

4 жыл бұрын

Are you serious? Everyone takes the piss out of Britain, all of the time, because you are plumbing ever greater depths of fucking up everything you have, constantly. When it seems like you people have finally reached the very zenith of incompetence, you somehow find new and innovative means to get worse.

@axo42

4 жыл бұрын

R Soul it’s what we do best

It's like he's on some extreme game show where he's not allowed to say "Yes" or "no", and if he does, he'll be booted out of reality.

@serpenthydra

4 жыл бұрын

It would cause unneccesary and career damaging waves should a politician ever give a straight answer.

@hihi-nm3uy

4 жыл бұрын

lmfao he’ll get ejected into the null void to meet vilgax

@energeticcreeper7969

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the world of politics. Where a straight answer is guaranteed to wreck your career, telling the truth is an anomaly, and the more stupid you are, the more successful.

@cragmc8386

3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't live in reality! Nor do the rest of the cabinet! They're all so far removed from every day life they have zero chance of relating to the vast majority of the electorate

@fredatlas4396

3 жыл бұрын

He can't say yes or no, as that would mean telling the truth. Then the game would be up

Boris is like me trying to stretch out an English essay

@Calum-ok7fe

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I do that as well and I consider myself a professional bullsh*tter

@vvdisking5218

3 жыл бұрын

He is just me in general they say I'm a mix of every politician but with the banter and iq of Jay from the Inbetweeners

@robinjackson7882

3 жыл бұрын

K C A classic comment!

@mahmoodiqbal6666

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously he's gran dad's turkish you mongrel

@ArksE8

3 жыл бұрын

@@mahmoodiqbal6666 what's that got to do with the fact he's a fool?

“Just add water, stir in pot”. So what Boris is saying is that we need to get the British people drunk and high.

@rorymckernan8502

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much so. He'll say anything. Apparently this is how today's Itv lunchtime news went. Alistair Stewart, Nina Nana spoke to Boris Johnson today to ask him the latest on when schools will be reopening. Here's what he said Nina Nana: Mr Johnson, when can students return to school. Boris: Schools will be opening , uummmm bbbbeeeemm raaaaa cream of tomato. We will hopefully be trying to.... RRRAAAMMBBBB CCCR get students back in September. Fffffaas dddddass that's the plan. Oven ready meal. Nina Nana: So will schools be different from September Mr Johnson Boris: Well we will be.... Rrrraaaa nnnnnaaa ttttta, tomato and basil soup. Schools are like restaurant doors, they open, they close, they have glass, door handles, we've got an oven ready meal, put it in the microwave, reheat the registers. Teachers are like Doritos in a bowl, cheesy and lovely. Nina Nana : No further questions Mr Johnson Well I hope the message from the prime minister has made things more clearer. If not, don't head to the Itv News website as we wont be putting it on there. Ignore it all together. Nina Nana ITV News no man's land.

@thegoblininyourcloset699

3 жыл бұрын

@@rorymckernan8502 This made me laugh far too much

@rorymckernan8502

3 жыл бұрын

@@thegoblininyourcloset699 I'm so sorry, I was the same when reading it back. 😂😂 And then the news at ten went like this. Katie Derham spoke to him Katie:Mr Johnson, will schools be reopening in 2 weeks Boris: Well, CCCCff , TTTTaarr, hopefully yes, jjjjaaaarrrr, chicken nuggets , that is the aaaaaiimmm, rraaar McChicken sandwich. Katie: What are the plans when they do reopen. Boris: I've ssssaaaaaaa out a cccccccllleeee plan on how ooooooaasss, salt and vinegar crisps, to mmmmonnnittor them. Ham and cheese toastie. Katie: prime minister thankyou very much for your time. When I hope that's helped. Katie Derham Itv news, boris Johnson's living room

@kathleenarmour9171

3 жыл бұрын

😂 😆 lol

@rorymckernan8502

3 жыл бұрын

@@kathleenarmour9171 it's true though. Everytime he does a speech, he always brings up food.

Person: *asks Boris a question* Boris: *talks about food*

@hannahsmart4494

4 жыл бұрын

I mean I can relate to always thinking about food, don't look for that in the prime minister though 🤷🏼‍♀️

@jamesl8640

4 жыл бұрын

Or fermat's last theorem.

@Mgbn78

4 жыл бұрын

“So you how are you going to stop the transmission of the virus, Boris?” “Well if you look at the quantum physics of Einstein‘s discoveries and and and and uh and uh uh and the and the the uh the newton physics and and uh and uh ve-veGAN.”

@aj-yi4hd

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mgbn78 but tell me the solution then cause u clearly know alot lmao

@user-hs9gb8vo7e

4 жыл бұрын

@J Haj Oh the irony...

To be fair to Boris though, He does know more about food than half the guys on Kitchen Nightmares.

@georgefewings4456

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine Boris trying to waffle to Gordon Ramsey

@ashleybates6925

4 жыл бұрын

@@georgefewings4456 Gordon would destroy him

@Legend-vt8kx

3 жыл бұрын

Ashley Bates it is called kitchen nightmares because they dont know about food so it’s not that impressive

@ryanwheeler6327

3 жыл бұрын

@@Legend-vt8kx that's the joke mate

@kexinguo9810

3 жыл бұрын

@@Legend-vt8kx Not really though, some actually know about food, the kitchen nightmare part is usually because of clueless boss, terrible kitchen conditions and bad management

There will still be Mars Bars! Russell's mum: But are they deep fried???

@1nfinitune533

3 жыл бұрын

Having had them myself, I can confirm they're pretty nice

@ookladorian

3 жыл бұрын

the real question: will she need a coat?

@ctje9256

3 жыл бұрын

I DID I KILLED ALL THOSE PEOPLE IM SORRY

I feel like that woman’s point is basically “Because a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly... Stupid” And if something you’re saying can be boiled down to a pirates of the Caribbean nonsense Captain jack sparrow quote something is wrong 😂

“there shall be thy mars bars” some bloke with a shit trim, 2020

@doolan0543

4 жыл бұрын

He actually said that in 2019.

@lets_all_love_lain

4 жыл бұрын

@@doolan0543 No, he said it in 1928.

@happytimes819

4 жыл бұрын

Dylan Boora05 no he said that in 1666

@harryward6696

4 жыл бұрын

Happy Times no he said it in 1528

@terrorfire8505

4 жыл бұрын

@@harryward6696 no he said it in 1415

“I just can’t trust someone who tells the truth” lol 😂 that made me laugh waaay too much!

@Jordan-bg7xc

3 жыл бұрын

U can always trust a lier to lie but. U never know when someone who tells the truth will stop

@cookoo4cocopuffs221

3 жыл бұрын

What are they not tryin oo iide Look a me I'm not even an airdresser, I'm not even Welsh. Me names actually Barry and I live in Newcastle

@SMo-nm5yg

3 жыл бұрын

@@cookoo4cocopuffs221 this got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TheSpannerJNR

3 жыл бұрын

She can't believe people who tell the truth does that mean she was lying 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂ಠ_ಠ

@1gerard47

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSpannerJNR a lesso.

Why would we trust you on Mars when we still remember the lie on double decker 😂. That was a clever one

@simonrodgers2375

3 жыл бұрын

Remember remain and how they lied about every UK household being down £1,400 when we leave. Yo probably don't even know about it, can't imagine the BBC telling you.

@raggedcritical

3 жыл бұрын

@@simonrodgers2375 Remember how the UK is still in the transition period and so still has access to the benefits of EU membership for another 4 months?

@simonrodgers2375

3 жыл бұрын

@@raggedcritical "benefits" all I see is an absolute race to make it to UK soil before we locked down our borders.

@raggedcritical

3 жыл бұрын

@@simonrodgers2375 And that BS has less than nothing to do with your original statement. Either answer what I said or start a new topic for people to demolish.

@simonrodgers2375

3 жыл бұрын

@@raggedcritical demolish lol, what are you even talking about haha.

Not gonna lie, Boris and Trump would make the perfect destructive couple.

@venus6987

4 жыл бұрын

The world would die

@jordangann7438

4 жыл бұрын

No don't give them idea's 🙄🙄🙄😒

@lukeoates1248

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously we already have it bad enough with all the shit going on I want to live to get out of my teen years, I'm 2 years off please, no giving ideas, ww3 is round the f**king corner, and a plague is sticking down mankind with all of its hatred, stay silent. Please for the sake of the GOOD people of the planet

@rocknrevolt938

4 жыл бұрын

Borump or Toris. Depending on who tops and who bottoms. Happy pride everyone. 🙄

@shaunmusson2340

4 жыл бұрын

Its amazing how Left wing you all are. You don't even look at numbers Ethier you just think oh Donald Trump's rich he is selfish When in fact he just gave 400 billion to the poor neighborhood community of which are 97 percent black. I seriously didn't even smile watching this must be the worst comedian I've ever wayched

Its almost as if there are 2 personalities inside his head and any time he's asked a question both them try to speak at the same time.

@seeker5736

4 жыл бұрын

Doctor Del. They both speak together,but neither makes any sense.

@jietroraximoff2805

4 жыл бұрын

The "i have no f*cking clue what I'm doing" personality and the "I'm hungry. When's lunch?" personality

@jontotoronto948

4 жыл бұрын

No it isn't. Oh, sorry I mean - "what every else thinks - arf! arf! af!"

@michaelbooth2890

3 жыл бұрын

It his conscience, which he is wrestling with.

@rorymckernan8502

3 жыл бұрын

True Doctor Del. Neither of them make any bloody sense whichever way, you look at it.

It’s ironic how the very workers he branded low skilled are the ones that we’re all depending on right now.

@edwardroberts-gant3584

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, low-skilled doesn't mean unimportant. The work is low skilled due to the lack of skill required to work it. It's not insulting to the job or the employee. It is what it is.

@jasperyoung6060

4 жыл бұрын

Edward Roberts-Gant I mean in my opinion it takes quite a lot of skill and willpower to work as a carer, probably a job that I would say most of us would struggle and wouldn’t want to do. I think if I was a carer, it would sting a little to be told I wasn’t skilled😂 but yeah I do see a little bit where you’re coming from.

@user-mm5uv2gg8b

4 жыл бұрын

At the end of the day low skilled means you don't have any skills on your CV before you go into the job and you get the job. I work in retail as it's my first job, I joined at 16 with no skills/qualifications and I'm at uni along side it to become a teacher which is a skilled job as I need 2 degrees to become one.

@sorrelis5992

4 жыл бұрын

@@edwardroberts-gant3584 low skilled workers are those earning below £25,600 (as per Mrs Patel) and in some instances around £20'000 for where the UK has shortages. Many starting salaries in the NHS are below £25,600 for nurses etc, same with teaching and other professions. Personally, I wouldn't call them low skilled at all.

@edwardroberts-gant3584

4 жыл бұрын

@@sorrelis5992 this is the definition I was working off “Low-skilled” can refer to people with few formal qualifications, people working in jobs that do not require such qualifications, or people working in low-wage positions regardless of their own educational background." So I guess we're both right.

Guess what I have just found out he isn’t called Boris he’s called Alex and turns out he was born in America

@Blue-pk4ny

4 жыл бұрын

EXPOSED!!!!!!

@paulharrion3398

3 жыл бұрын

Alexander Boris de-pfeffel Johnson. Full name!

@Blue-pk4ny

3 жыл бұрын

No wonder he says "the British people" after every single topic BoJo blabs on about becaise he's not actually british.

@Blue-pk4ny

3 жыл бұрын

@HR H Like father, like son, It was the mexican immigrants to "black lives matter" now If you go to me I tell you this is some KKK business Trump has on his hands!

Boris: Brexit, is a ready made meal. GORDON RAMSAY HAS LEFT THE CHAT Boris: Sorry chef

@alexander92179

2 жыл бұрын

IT'S RAW

Has anyone just thought that maybe he's hungry. Who's job is it to feed him? They need to do a better job.

@leecroft7311

4 жыл бұрын

Probably that lady that took the coffee from him in the video has something to do with it ???

@kaiser_Haux

4 жыл бұрын

Well you have no idea what it takes to keep that alive

@carysjl846

4 жыл бұрын

They can't trust him with greggs! It'd be deadly.

@TOTTBOY

4 жыл бұрын

He's crying out for a Mars bar

"There will still be Mars bars" Boris I'm lactose intolerant mate

@goose9137

4 жыл бұрын

Then have a v-e-gan Mars bar then

@ryan59979

4 жыл бұрын

Of course you are lol lefties 😆

@sociallyawkwardburrito4860

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryan59979 *more evolved

@davebox588

4 жыл бұрын

Boris is factose intollerant

@lbc2013

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan Oakley What has political position got to do with the digestive system?

The worst thing is is that my dad looks like Boris Johnson

@kloister4741

3 жыл бұрын

You poor soul..

@borisjohnson1015

3 жыл бұрын

I am your father...

5:42 "meki" makes me laugh everytime.

@alexander92179

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a rasta man saying "my key".

Pretty sure Boris is high, he's just got the munchies.

@jordangann7438

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂😂😂😂

@davebox588

4 жыл бұрын

He hasn't eaten anything since Jennifer Arcuri

@borisjohnson1015

3 жыл бұрын

🧂You wants some crack...

Does Boris just need a snickers, cos he's not Boris when he's hungry?

@Shebeast3

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@malcommire26

4 жыл бұрын

Your joke is fresh it's like u just took it out of the oven

@fajaradi1223

4 жыл бұрын

@@malcommire26 Wow! A microwave that can refresh my food? I need that.

@WorksopGimp

4 жыл бұрын

Marathon

@sugondese5497

4 жыл бұрын

Here we have a joke, a great joke. It's ready to go. Just add water. Stir in pot.

Ahh, back when the loss of mars bars was our biggest concern.

Russel Howard is probs the only comedian that can make me piss myself with laughter😂😂

@abemudokon9497

3 жыл бұрын

Try kegels

@abemudokon9497

3 жыл бұрын

@Jurassic Coast Comics you didn't have to tell us your kink

@zachfilms8873

3 жыл бұрын

@@abemudokon9497 🤣🤣🤣

What is Boris' obsession with cooking Brexit?

@kevmccormick1767

4 жыл бұрын

Catty Cat because the whole thing is nothing but a excuse for the rich to cook their books increasing there own wealth while reducing the rest of the countries wealth. His handlers have probably told him remember Johnson this is all so we can cook the numbers and he's heard cook and thought mmm food

@nellythornley2485

4 жыл бұрын

got to be well cooked for when we eat the rich

@rubberducky4074

4 жыл бұрын

It’s the most important meal of the day.

@MikeJohnson-ct6te

4 жыл бұрын

@@nellythornley2485 Fuck cooking them, I'm hungry now.

@lilfizz1619

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he's just hungry

I see the humour, but the reality is horrifying. Best wishes and greetings from Ireland 🇮🇪

@corruptedcola393

4 жыл бұрын

Cheers mate, I hope Ireland doesn't get too badly effected by our government incompetence. all the best. 🇬🇧🇮🇪

@jontotoronto948

4 жыл бұрын

You must be very, very simple

@ClannCholmain

4 жыл бұрын

@CodedCola, I have nothing but good will for you and yours. May we all come out stronger once we put this behind us.

@ClannCholmain

4 жыл бұрын

@Jonto Toronto Last time I checked, Europe is the home of Europeans. Brexit now makes it harder for those people to work and live in Britain, and inversely easier for everyone else. www.google.ie/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/business/live/2018/nov/13/deadline-italy-2019-budget-uk-unemployment-markets-business-live

@dickcheese9010

4 жыл бұрын

Id pick him over your leader all day... Gay Indian lefty vs Bojo no brainer mate

I’ve heard he intentionally acts like an idiot, and if that were true, it sure as hell isn’t helping him.

@kingshark9057

2 жыл бұрын

He's still pm isn't he?

5:42 Nahhh I’m actually dying of laughter 🤣 What was that?!?

@glazierblue573

3 жыл бұрын

What was that you ask? That was our fearless UK leader... 😫 WTF! Pardon me while I go scream into a pillow and cry in the corner.

I think Boris is just hungry

@Shebeast3

4 жыл бұрын

#feedboris

@jadeam12

4 жыл бұрын

Give him a snickers - he’s not the same when he’s hungry 🤣

@gabriela_rose4827

4 жыл бұрын

Someone feed the poor man

@dozog

4 жыл бұрын

Like a gremlin. Be careful feeding.

@return2innocence221

4 жыл бұрын

Yes he does seem to have a one track mind!

Public: can we trust you? Boris: diD yOu KnOW tHAT iF YoU StARe aT ThE SUn, yOur eYEs wIlL bURN?

@glowinthedarkspider3118

4 жыл бұрын

15 hours later: "and, and then your retinas will be as scrambled as eggs, with some peppers, and, and-" "Mr johnson, I just want to know if we can trust you"

@rorymckernan8502

3 жыл бұрын

Mr Johnson, can we trust you. Uummmm. Bermuda Triangle.

4:02 man I forgot howmuch I love Russel 😂😂😂

I'm American, this cracks me up. We need a show like yours here. You're hilarious. Subbed.

@CyberController-

2 жыл бұрын

When these kinds of people show up in America, they get branded "unpatriotic traitors" and shot.

It would be hilarious - if he wasn’t actually in charge

@CityStarrzz

4 жыл бұрын

He’s not in charge. Any other boss with an employee causing that much shit, would simply fire them. He won’t, because he can’t.

@sahhull

4 жыл бұрын

Imagining Corbyn in charge is just too scarey.

@mrbiscuits001

4 жыл бұрын

Northy better than boris though

@CityStarrzz

4 жыл бұрын

Northy yeah. I mean, we might have actually had a good chance at keeping a lot of those dead old people alive. Heaven forbid you didn’t get to profit from their deaths.

@DeathlyMane

4 жыл бұрын

@@sahhull Corbyn, you mean the man who called for lockdown weeks before boris? the man who would have given the NHS the funding for PPE as soon as he got in in december. Edit : If you're still replying to me mad 3 months later your life is irrelevant.

3:14 when you are trying to extend your paper to the word count

He’s just like Trump, wow 2 of them running country’s, how will this end?

@brandonstevens4705

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but knows how to use a comb

@Bolachas25

3 жыл бұрын

Poorly.

@uhvio70

3 жыл бұрын

in nuclear warfare.

@Futemire

3 жыл бұрын

Helen Sieben you’re missing one, there are three trumps running countries at the moment. Jair Bolsonaro the president of Brazil is a flaming idiot as well.

@Calum-ok7fe

3 жыл бұрын

It will end in Boris giving Donald a ve-gan mars bar

Russell Howard Makes News Great To Watch!

That’s not a deal that’s a pot noodle ❤️

Mars Bars are forever, Mars Bars will never leave you

@thehellyousay

4 жыл бұрын

Hail Mars Bars!

@Gussyboy06

4 жыл бұрын

Mars for prime minister 2021

@nito2032

4 жыл бұрын

I don't like my Mars bars and I'm Scottish

@saajidahm

4 жыл бұрын

i made it 69 likes

@martini668

4 жыл бұрын

I prefer snickers

My stomach is in pain after laughing so much Russell u r legend

Yeah right! 🤣 Like Boris knows how to operate a Microwave🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hilarious, had tears running down my face - not sure if that was due to laughter or realisation that we have such a ridiculous prime minister.

@L1am21

4 жыл бұрын

And Corbyn still cant beat him.

@godisgreat1535

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@shaneh1872

4 жыл бұрын

WE WILL STILL HAVE MARS BARS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@rogernewton7831

4 жыл бұрын

Lyn Padley - you poor little woke girl. Tears of laughter won't help you in your pursuit of happiness and neither will left wing pressure groups.

@Synonymous277

4 жыл бұрын

@Nath Krishna what's a commie?

He just keeps mixing up his goals with his dinner.

@TomJohnson67

3 жыл бұрын

Having dinner is his only goal really

“Are you having an affair?” Definitely fitting for Boris.

Boris Johnson be like:Mars bars for everyone so much for that he just banned junk food

@WolfofNightMusic

3 жыл бұрын

Mars bars are for women anyway. Snickers is here it’s at. It’s a man snack.

Omg I just shut my brain off when Boris was trying to sound intelligent just so I wouldn't lose braincells

@AJ-ch6kg

4 жыл бұрын

Omg can you actually turn your brain off. Do you have an indicator to alert you when it's on.

@Thomas-gg3fv

4 жыл бұрын

The thing is though, and I’m not trying to defend Boris here, but do you not think the reason for him speaking with such complexity and using a bunch of metaphors is because he is actually very intelligent, but as a result struggles to communicate in a ‘normal’ way?

@beatricewilliams9443

4 жыл бұрын

I do the same with Trump

@bagthebird7610

4 жыл бұрын

@@Thomas-gg3fv it's nice u can still dream that big

@theric66

4 жыл бұрын

@@Thomas-gg3fv I think he just struggles in communication skills.

Boris is lying my mum stopped buying mars bars because they're unhealthy

@randomjasmicisrandom

4 жыл бұрын

Fred jones and they are made in Slough!

Love you Russell... Always put a smile on my face

Thank god your all here because now we have the answers to every question and every situation. If only the priminister would call you all he could go on holiday and just chill 🤔🤔😁😂😂

When he said "I'm not even a hairdresser, I'm not even Welsh" I was SURE he was gonna go "I'm just Russell Howard doing a really bad impression" 😂 😂

**Russell uploads** Everyone: Get the rockets we're travelling to the comments

I lost it at 3:45 it's also close to 2 and I bursted out laughing I may die

You are all that is keeping me sane Russel . Aaaaaaarrrrrrrghhhh

"Vegan Sausage-Rolls" - Boris Johnson

@JNCressey

4 жыл бұрын

What about them?

@hollyoldaccount8390

4 жыл бұрын

You can hear this

@spotsrl5944

4 жыл бұрын

Mars Bawsss

@garrylove8955

4 жыл бұрын

@@JNCressey ask Boris. I think they're delicious

@eszar8734

4 жыл бұрын

"VeGan"

THERE WILL STILL BE MARS BARS *he got my vote*

@Richardson_mma

4 жыл бұрын

Got my vote with that statement

@1Hawk2Hawks

4 жыл бұрын

he wasnt wrong but its just dangours to get them now

@duckingtonduckss7525

4 жыл бұрын

69

@Richardson_mma

4 жыл бұрын

1Hawk2Hawks your spelling is dangerous

@coos8730

4 жыл бұрын

THANK GOD

I remember when Russell used to love boris. Oh how times have changed.

I'm from the USA and I knew of Borris Johnson but never could find someone to give me some reviews of him til now You've got you a new subscriber By the way I've laughed so hard and loud I woke up the kids and now I'm going to attempt to put them back to sleep

Stir in pot. I could go for some pot at this rate.

@Shebeast3

4 жыл бұрын

And put it in the microwave 🤣

@dsk1359

4 жыл бұрын

I could aswell!

"Hello, Boris is the name. Oh look, a small child..." *kick* 1:44 And yet my favourite recipe for home made chocolate brownies involves putting it in the microwave.

@seenoevil2986

4 жыл бұрын

Can,,, I get that brownie recipe,,?

@elizabethpaddock6967

4 жыл бұрын

@@seenoevil2986 I was just thinking that 😂😂

@chilli-iceolive-abode2447

4 жыл бұрын

So what's the recipe my guy?

@hodb3906

4 жыл бұрын

Is it the one where you make it in a cup or somethin?

Last two scenes made my hand weak. I’m acc creasing 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

Remember when Russell used to love Boris and his silly antics, back when he hosted Russell Howard's Good News? Oh, how times have changed.

I've seen this more than ten times and I will be forever grateful for Russell for making me laugh and understand how this country is run and lead by an immature child.. Seriously can't get enough of this... Thanks Russ 😂

"There will still be Mars Bars. For us, of course. Hoi polloi like you won't be able to afford them."

“Me I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. It’s the honest ones you have to watch out for. Because you’ll never know when they do something utterly…. Stupid…” - That woman probably

I remember Boris saying “glaastonbury” instead of Glastonbury when referring to the festival 😂

Being able to talk for 20 minutes without saying a thing is Boris' superpower

Worrying part is he's talking to the intellect of a lot of the British public

@sj-30000

4 жыл бұрын

🙄

Tory Officials: How many food metaphors would you like sir? Boris: Yes

You're bringing so many people together for your show, that's not social distancing

Boris thinks the real threat is Cadronavirus. A shortage of dairy milks.

@Shebeast3

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@imnotarobotipromise4968

4 жыл бұрын

This is an underrated comment 😂

@baileytimmins4118

4 жыл бұрын

I mean that would be a pretty serious that lmao

@colonyofrats4193

4 жыл бұрын

I was eating one whilst I read this comment lol

@victorijapoosp

4 жыл бұрын

Boris only drinks the finest of breast milks.

My Albanian nan who doesn't speak English saw a photo of him on tv and asked us "who is this idiot with weird hair" the look on her face when we told her

@nelotharen8599

4 жыл бұрын

My grandma is german but because Germans are superiour she learnt English.

@L1am21

4 жыл бұрын

Superior at setting kids on fire? Don't get cocky Germany you ain't forgiven yet.

@cameroncogan6704

4 жыл бұрын

@@nelotharen8599 Im british but speak fluent french. It doesn't mean you are superior, it just means you learnt a language.

@Hedgebets100

4 жыл бұрын

@@L1am21 slow down there. You think the Germans have sole rights to inacting Genocides on the world??? GB were carrying that out long before the Germans. Sadly, the Germans just improved it. Also thank the Russians and the Americans that you are still speaking English.

@user-tc3ts4bn1f

4 жыл бұрын

hedge bets finally someone said it Great Britain’s not forgiven either

3:33 Wh... Wha... What is he talking about?! I swear it was a yes or no question, what does the Bermuda triangle have to do with anything 😂 I swear with some politians it's a game to see how long you can waffle for without getting called out 😂

Honestly, this guy makes me laugh out loud! 😂😂

Everytime I see Boris just takes me back to the time he tried to zip wire across the london eye when he was mayor of London. while waving 2 small british flags he got stuck and dangled there awkwardly still waving the flags.

@neildavies2276

4 жыл бұрын

If only he'd put the harness on properly. You know, around his neck.

@starsandsparkles

4 жыл бұрын

Someone I used to work with had that tattooed on his leg....

@user-jo1bs9hl5x

4 жыл бұрын

@@neildavies2276 okay neil

@Chloe299XxX

4 жыл бұрын

heather owen I remember first seeing that.. Lost my life laughing

@neildavies2276

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-jo1bs9hl5x well, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now.

I’m past caring about this country politically. People were warned. You elect a clown and you will get a circus for a government. 🤦‍♂️

@ryanbridge21

4 жыл бұрын

Good thing we got the right pm then otherwise everyone would be dead by now

@cheekybum6136

4 жыл бұрын

Or elect a man who near instantly into his role has to figure out how to save a country from economical destruction from a virus we didn’t anticipate. And yet has done a better job than Corbyn could because he’s busy saving our money than giving it to his terrorist pals in the Middle East

@strevens7041

4 жыл бұрын

what u want jeremy corbyn or something. Because he would have been absolutely shit

@SISU889

4 жыл бұрын

Good job Corbyn didn't get in then !

@rhysgannon7569

4 жыл бұрын

Good thing we diddnt have a socialist running it then . Then we wouldn't be able to afford a circus

Boris is like a person who wanted to be a chef but accidentally ran for president

Isn't it a shame that this guy's no longer got a TV show .

russell howard has uploaded drop what your doing people

@chilli-iceolive-abode2447

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for that now I have a semi dangling around like a diplodocus neck

@TerraPosse

4 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't it really be, Russel Howard has unloaded...

We have to stop calling him Boris. We must by now understand how that hugely humanises him.

@nish2260

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. His first name isn't even Boris anyway. His full name is 'Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson' I wish that was a lie.

@chrisso871

4 жыл бұрын

I absolutely agree. If we’d kept calling the previous p m “Theresa” that would have been creepily weird.

@stirlinggraves7455

4 жыл бұрын

Bojo the bozo, that’s what I call him

@rz1sa

4 жыл бұрын

@Walter WhiteTORY ALERT

@godwynthegael9912

4 жыл бұрын

@Walter White cognitive dissonance these weirdos have eh 🤦‍♂️😂😂😂

I love Russell's impression on the welsh me as a welsh child makes me think lucky i dont live in north wales 😂😂

you can tell Boris thought he had a good thought with his ready meal analogy then he started saying it and immediately back out lol

It’s just really embarrassing to see Boris Johnson’s speeches.

@connorwalker2297

4 жыл бұрын

Not really

@mrbiscuits001

4 жыл бұрын

Connor Walker yes really

@cragmc8386

4 жыл бұрын

He's equally as deluded and tragic as Theresa May...

@mohammedfaruki5368

4 жыл бұрын

Him and trump on the same level

Russell Howard needs to do another series of home lockdown tbh

@Shebeast3

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I second that

@KathrynKimbley

4 жыл бұрын

I third that! 🙌

@chilli-iceolive-abode2447

4 жыл бұрын

I fourth that!

@bowdencable7094

4 жыл бұрын

I fifth it!

@finchy77finch79

4 жыл бұрын

I stop that cause he’s not even funny he’s just a bellend

Russell Howard’s impressions of people are the best!

You are an absolute truth speaker Russell! I wish you'd visit Canada! You need to share your opinions on other leaders...not all are as bright as Boris you know!! LOL

Boris is the type of guy to put a ruler under his pillow to measure how long he slept

You'd think Boris Johnson has a speech impediment when he gives a speech.

How on this earth did Boris Johnson get to run this country, what a great time to be British...................

@jamiemarshall6832

3 жыл бұрын

@@mickswann357 I hate to say this, but I agree with the fact that the public vote for who the press talk about in a positive way, now both my parents support labour, my great uncle supports conservative, and my grandmother votes for who her friends vote for. Britain is a sh#t show right now I'm afraid. Side note, boris's stuttering is something I do, albeit not as much as he does, I briefly speak gibberish then say "let me say that again." Then again, mine isnt as bad as him.

"can we trust you" "uhhhhhh... Bermuda triangle"

@rorymckernan8502

3 жыл бұрын

That had me in stitches. Your comment needs more likes. 😂😂😂 'Mr Johnson, when will pubs reopen' 'uhhhhh............... The hunting of the snark.

I don't want to be British anymore 😂😂

@probablynotabigtoe9407

4 жыл бұрын

Well don't move to America it isn't any better here

@iamnotanumber100

4 жыл бұрын

Light on the Inside at least trump wasn’t dumb enough to shake covid19 victims hands and gets covid19 like genius boris last month.

@rubberducky4074

4 жыл бұрын

1066Rider Britain isn’t a country 🤦‍♀️

@AbsoluteAbsurd

4 жыл бұрын

Come to Guernsey

@xnorth2240

4 жыл бұрын

1066Rider move abroad then?

"My name's actually Barry and I live in Newcastle" 😂 killed me

Absolutely beautiful man!.You have me thinking about an English classic 'Carry on' Shit Hot!

"I'm going to be Pry-my-nistor!"

I love how Russell’s eye go normal during his Boris impression.

Do you think Boris is an anti-vax mum secretly called Karen?

@Shebeast3

4 жыл бұрын

Would not surprise me one bit

@jwickyy

4 жыл бұрын

Same hair

@neildavies2276

4 жыл бұрын

I think he's secretly a robot that someone left out in the rain and is now short circuiting. Either that or an entitled upper class bellend with no foresight, empathy or intellectual ability.

This is a man who can't look in the right direction I'm over here Russell

You have just proven that the people of the UK are not capable of picking their nose never a government fit for purpose, keep going Boris, King of the world, Ma😷😷

Johnson wants kids to get used to eating rabbits, for after brexit.

@DarlingFascistBullyBoi

4 жыл бұрын

I think you're confusing Brexit with the communist hell hole we would have had under Corbyn.

@biglad3941

3 жыл бұрын

Lee Flanagan nobody asked for your bias mate, also learn to take a joke

@alancanham2956

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he just wants kids?

@DarlingFascistBullyBoi

3 жыл бұрын

@@mickswann357 MuH Far RiGhT. I don't go on any websites, you mong. Try another lefty soundbite, you beta.

@RandomThoughtsFromEll

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarlingFascistBullyBoi KZread is a website...

Whenever i see Boris my first thought always is "oh look it's that bootleg version of trump." Edit: Why is my first ever popular comment have to be about Boris Johnson? XD

@maida15

4 жыл бұрын

I mean *shrug*

@thehellyousay

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, usually it's the Americans who copy you. Funny that, eh?

@loganberry7024

4 жыл бұрын

He’s the Sainsbury’s basics version of trump lmao

@Prince_Rosera

4 жыл бұрын

@@loganberry7024 He lowkey looks like a trump wannabe. This concerns me...

@Fionntan993

4 жыл бұрын

Muuum can we have Donald Trump? We have Donald Trump at home! Donald Trump at home:

That last bit had me dying 🤣🤣😁

4:21 this person legit howled

@Sprinkle_sprankle98

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂