"I think you are a nice man. " "Well, watch this." Classic Frankie.

@DaisyGeekyTransGirl

12 күн бұрын

To be fair, he actually IS a nice man but his thing is to come across as not being such. He’s like a reversal of JK Rowling until she stopped caring about her image.

“I’m sorry Mrs Corden we can’t do a termination... he’s 31” i’m dead😂💀

@SANDSCORCHER

2 жыл бұрын

Truly superb 👍🏻 The only way he could possibly have bettered it, is by adding a pregnant pause after 31, followed by “stone”.

@BoroDanny90

2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@racelox

Жыл бұрын

If only James Corden was.

@mess_noise

Жыл бұрын

It’s a joke that’s aged fantastically

@iim4xii129

Жыл бұрын

We wish you were.

I remember when he introduced the video of guns and roses. He said “the band we all thought was cool until nirvana cane along and made them look like gay pirates” 😄

@jambammz9908

3 жыл бұрын

he's spot on though lmao

@chilldude30

3 жыл бұрын

That's just perfect

@edcoleman85

3 жыл бұрын

Shame he’s such a coward nowadays.

@christophernicolson5086

3 жыл бұрын

@@edcoleman85 Man's gotta work/ Pay the mortgage. It was like getting blackballed 5 years ago.

@barrywallace2744

3 жыл бұрын

@@jambammz9908 Except Guns and Roses are still more relevant now though.

"The fact that he's not a child molester once cost me a hundred quid!" 😂

That Wayne Rooney joke is pure gold

"I'll give you a hint Miles, it sounds fuck all like that"

“That’s not very nice…” “I’m not a very nice man.” 😂😂😂

Just by the reactions of the teams, you can tell this was the show they'd been looking forward to. Phil and Noel spend the episode in perpetual fits of laughter

@sonny9493

Жыл бұрын

Frankie steals the show anytime he appears on anything. Always has the comics cracking up. Legend

@ShiroKage009

Жыл бұрын

They were having the time of their lives. Michelle wanted to have fun, but it almost looked like her PR was hovering over her head lol.

The Michelle burn is one of the funniest things I've heard in a while.

@flukily

3 жыл бұрын

I'll I'll I'll ww

@joeiznang

3 жыл бұрын

Loooool got me good

@christopherroberts7306

3 жыл бұрын

That was lovely, perfect for this show.

@j.c7719

2 жыл бұрын

Her reaction 🤣🤣

@PurushaDesa

2 жыл бұрын

She was a remarkably good sport.

I don't think I've ever seen two people further apart on the positivity spectrum than Frankie and Michelle

@seane6599

3 жыл бұрын

Somehow, though, they are a great double act!

@thedukeofnuts

2 жыл бұрын

Oh come on... Michelle isn't that negative. :p

@TheRexbassist

Жыл бұрын

Shouldn't really comment on people's HIV status. That's personal mate

@Gyrbae

Жыл бұрын

They work so well together, Michelles squeky clean optimism and Frankies deadpan nihilism shouldn't work this well together but it does

@AlastairjCarruthers

Жыл бұрын

It actually reminds me of most relationships I've been in - I'm a pathologically cynical, grumpy nihilist, but for some reason attract very bubbly, popular and surprisingly attractive women. I do usually crush their souls eventually though.

That wayne rooney joke is absolutely tremendous still gets me in tears every time I hear it 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

How is it that Frankie Boyle's bleak horrorscape imagined futures still end up being better than what we actually get?

@oneofthosevoicesyouhear9044

2 жыл бұрын

Well it was either this or cities on hydraulic legs!

@mayzerify5525

2 жыл бұрын

I'd say covid us better than global waves of Chinese genocide

@maxscardanelli6185

2 жыл бұрын

I'd still take the cities on hydraulic legs! Especially now...

@scsutton1

Жыл бұрын

I'm still waiting for the machines to take over and carry out The Great Adjustment.

Frankie once did a Mock the Week "What's the question?" joke to the answer, "Sparrows, otters, and hedgehogs". It went, "What did I use as Soviet troops in my reenactment of the Battle of Stalingrad, the German forces being played by a lawnmower?". That night, Michelle, bless her innocent heart, was very much one of those sparrows.

@eldub4124

2 жыл бұрын

another answer “ what’s on the menu at a gypsy wedding” 😂

@RenegadeShepTheSpacer

Жыл бұрын

@@eldub4124 Russell Howard's laughter at that answer made it even funnier.

@UTubeSL

Жыл бұрын

Ah man I just read that and cried with laughter 😂😂😂

@hoilst265

2 күн бұрын

@@eldub4124 "What does Hugh Fearnley-Whittingsall's breath smell of?"

I remember watching this on telly, aw man i was pishing myself from start tae finish. Peak uk panel show comedy ❤

Possibly the best ever Buzzcocks episode.

Just adore the fact that Goldie was clearly having the time of his life.

@KegOfMeat

2 жыл бұрын

Which one is Goldie?

@iim4xii129

2 жыл бұрын

@@KegOfMeat The one who looks like his rapper stage name would be Goldie.

@sainsburmcmanus

2 жыл бұрын

@@KegOfMeat the one who’s mouth is filled entirely with gold teeth

@DeeDeeJohn17

2 жыл бұрын

Goldie is a partial fraud. He marketed Rob Playford tracks, he is not a producer. Car salesman, but funny and charismatic guy

@OnTheWax

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeeDeeJohn17 what are you on about 🤣🤣

I actually think Frankie would have been a brilliant full time host of this show, he shares a lot in common with Mark Lamarr in many ways, has the same razor sharp tongue, quick wit and cynicism, yet doesn't take himself too seriously.

@spartacist101

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed though the BBC wouldn't have allowed it because back then he was seen as a social pariah. He was has great chemistry with the captains, PhilL Jupitus and Noel Fielding

@TERMINATIONBLISS08

3 жыл бұрын

He’d gone too far and alienated too many, on and off camera. They’d never touch him with a bargepole

@Hoganply

3 жыл бұрын

@@TERMINATIONBLISS08 Now he openly shares enough of their politics it seems he's on their whitelist.

@vagabondwastrel2361

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hoganply Yep, he rolled over to lick the boots of authoritarians.

@jackriver1999

3 жыл бұрын

The same BBC whose incumbent director general Tim Davie stood as a councillor for the Tories and is introducing measures so that right wing comedians (Jim Davidson) are given more airtime. The same BBC whose political broadcasters are all avowed Tories (Laura Kuensberg, Andrew Neil, Nick Robinson). I doubt Frankie shares any of their politics.

Michelle's agent really stitched her up with this gig xD

@zeitakulobusta9708

Жыл бұрын

Nah she loved it

Oh my God, I'm watching in year 2020!

@bobsterwood

3 жыл бұрын

我也是

@tikusagram7360

3 жыл бұрын

u notice he has hidden which side of his mouth he speak from with large beard

@Driftking859

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobsterwood 另外中国真的影响了2020😂

@stephenmurphy2212

3 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@boejiden9691

3 жыл бұрын

No shit Sherlock

Michelle's reaction to the 'National Fingering Association' joke is exactly what Frankie was looking for

0:54 that joke is hilarious. His delivery is prefect!

@slamitch

Жыл бұрын

What is that Michelle introduction joke, please? Trying very hard, but still do not understand it properly to decypher.

@Kulgur

Жыл бұрын

@@slamitch It sounds like he's saying that Michelle is one of the most famous and beautiful women in the world, but he then reveals that he was actually saying she was Beyonce's friend.

@Jamie-ye7fu

Жыл бұрын

@@slamitch "as a member of destiny's child she is one of the most famous and beautiful women in the world...'s friend"

What an amazing episode.

@shermie_65

3 жыл бұрын

I playback this episode regularly. It is brilliant from start to finish. The greatest episode of anything ever

@kipperminge9543

3 жыл бұрын

We are now watching in 2020. Yet I still don't understand what Chinese he is speaking....😔😔

@duanedibbley7846

3 жыл бұрын

Piss flaps

"Are you sure you didn't get hit for looking like a bisexual Doctor Who?" I'm DEAD.

Saw Frankie Boyle live around 12 years ago. He had me in tears and is the only comedian I've watched and thought "I really shouldn't be laughing at this"

@williamschubert4819

Жыл бұрын

He's an extreme example of Jimmy Carr, and actually makes jokes about specific people.

@robboxify

9 ай бұрын

The only other one like that for me would be Jerry Sadowitz

@stewartmcrae8007

9 ай бұрын

@@robboxify people mention this name from time to time who is he exactly

@robboxify

9 ай бұрын

he's a scottish comedian and originally a magician, from Dundee i think. There's some footage of him on youtube@@stewartmcrae8007

Frankie Boyle and Michelle Williams. If two people ever needed a road trip series!

Poor Michelle was so shocked. I think she had fun, though...

@4ctmam

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, she handed it quite well, clearly has a sense of humour and some distance towards herself. Good on her.

@padmelotus

3 жыл бұрын

Yeh. She was a good sport. Didn't seem like a diva at all. Good on her.

@spinnact

3 жыл бұрын

"Gee!" was such a funny response to the De La Soul joke. She seems really good-natured and funny in her own right.

@seane6599

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's like she was shocked, and possibly didn't find all of it funny, but didn't kick off or anything, just played off it well.

@barrywallace2744

Жыл бұрын

Frankie and Michelle would make a great odd couple.

Professor Green and Michelle from Destiny's Child bounced off Frankie so well, great stuff. Michelle seems like a decent gal. Can't imagine that Beyoncé having anywhere near this level of humility.

@seldom_bucket

Жыл бұрын

yeah i got the same vibe, she seems quite charming and warm.

0:24 This man’s ability to get half the panel in stitches less than a minute in is amazing.

The Wayne Rooney joke has me in tears! 😂😂

@ace900

3 жыл бұрын

I actually laughed so hard I had cramps in my stomach😂😂😂

@DanDanCOYS

3 жыл бұрын

ace900 I genuinely cried of laughter. I really didn’t expect that joke

@ace900

3 жыл бұрын

@@DanDanCOYS true!😂

@CharlieCoops

3 жыл бұрын

Same. Fucking hell Frankie was in the pocket that night

@UTubeSL

Жыл бұрын

Same. I occasionally go back to that point and have a proper belly laugh again

OMafG Frankie Boyle : Prophet. in the first 30 seconds

"She's one of the most famous and beautiful women in the world...'s friend"

“That’s not true I think you are a nice person” Frankie: Well… (metaphorically rolls up sleeves) 😂😂😂😂

If anyone deserved to be made full time host it was Frankie. Not only would it properly knock each guest down a peg or two but everyone would know it's just for laughs. People would tune in every week to see how far he could take it and we'd lap it up no problem lol.

@dzonbrodi514

2 жыл бұрын

they would probably have struggled to get guests after a while lol

@Ub3rSk1llz

Жыл бұрын

if they cant bring back simon they should give frankie the job

@M1st3rB3nn

7 ай бұрын

It's a shame Frankie's relationship with the BBC was getting bad at that time. The recipe of Simon Amstell humiliating people to his face had pretty much run its course, but Frankie's style could have worked for a regular slot. Even though his jokes were brutal he was actually quite warm with the guests and got them enjoying it

@DokkaChapman

7 ай бұрын

@@M1st3rB3nn To be fair he has managed to get a regular gig on BBC2 doing his own show about certain topics, and they are always killer episodes. I think what's changed is that he doesn't punch down as much, instead putting his comedy squarely at a more apocalyptic turn.

I think Frankie is the funniest host they ever had. Boyle in his prime.

@UsernameyMcUsernameFace

2 жыл бұрын

Possibly second only to Bob Mortimer in my book.

@stewartmcrae8007

9 ай бұрын

Nobody was better than Lamarr they should have just stopped making the show after he left

@craigpardy6204

8 ай бұрын

​@@stewartmcrae8007Simon amstell was good also, no lamarr but very funny..

@stewartmcrae8007

8 ай бұрын

@@craigpardy6204 never really liked him or saw what was funny about him he just reminded me of a kid I used to Bully at school where as Lamarr was like the cool guy down the snooker club I used to know that drove a lotus esprit and went with all the good looking birds

@IamBookerTsucka

21 күн бұрын

@@stewartmcrae8007oooooo You’re ard.

Frankie Boyle knew about Covid.

@matthewhowes2978

3 жыл бұрын

Who knew?

@Yellowgary

3 жыл бұрын

Clairvoyant frankie

@philbecker4676

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, Francie.

@enemiestoaster

3 жыл бұрын

@@philbecker4676 Damn hahaha

@philbecker4676

3 жыл бұрын

@@enemiestoaster It's okay I think it kind of suits him.

The Wayne Rooney one is just muah!

@danielh8711

3 жыл бұрын

That killed me

I just can't understand why Frankie Boyle and Michelle Williams didn't become the next celebrity couple after this.

Frankie Boyle is fucking hilarious! 😂😂😂 one of the best comedians in the UK for sure!

''i think you're a nice man'' ''watch this'' hahahaha killed me

Frankie really was ahead of the times with this one.

"Number 3: Robin Cook's corpse" LOL

You get the sense Michelle had no clue what she was in for...

"Well watch this"....... Hilarious line!

The reactions of people around him are just amazing

Michelle was horrified at first but I think she looks back on this show as one she will never forget. And for positive reasons.

@stewartmcrae8007

9 ай бұрын

She was on drugs or there is something seriously wrong with her it looked like she was going to throw her shoe at boyle at one point and she was acting like a moron during the songs being played

@DJPLATINUMHD

7 ай бұрын

🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Frankie's not to everyone's taste. He makes me laugh, that's all I care about. I felt sorry for Michelle. What an introduction.

@annother3350

3 жыл бұрын

She took it well...

@Mooondoggy

3 жыл бұрын

At least he set the tone haha

@RealmDesigner

3 жыл бұрын

It's so ridiculously over the top "offensive" it's hilarious. lol.

@tomryan4556

3 жыл бұрын

Poor Michelle 😅

Absolute Gold . Nobody took themselves seriously , Goldie was laughing so hard ,Phil was enjoying the banter ,& Michele was holding her own in that crowd . Frankie , as always , doesn't give a toss ,& it shows . He takes it to the edge ,& it will be a bloody sad day when he stops doing stand up .

Goldie was loving it 😅

“Incidentally, Cheryl Cole was recently late for a gig because she couldn’t wake up the guy who presses play “

My bro works installing internet and once went to a flat in Edinburgh and Frankie was there, he was apparently visiting a pal here. My bro said he was, and I quote, "sound as fück!" 😄 Laid back and down to earth, what a national treasure! 🥰❤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Michelle: That's not true I think you are a nice man. Frankie: Well watch this! Fucking hell that was brilliant.

Frankie should present the oscars

“That’s not true, I think you are a nice man” “Well watch this” 😂😂😂

What producer would have Frankie on as a host and then continue to make the show without him? I laughed more at this episode than the entirety of the rest of NMTB combined.

Scots humour never ceases to deliver. 😁 Frankie is a Scottish treasure alongside Ricky Fulton, Stanley Baxter, Billy Connolly, Kevin Bridges, Gregor Fisher, Ford Kiernan, Karen Dunbar, Elaine C. Smith and Greg Hemphill.

@congydave

Жыл бұрын

and Limmy

@howler6490

Жыл бұрын

Ever listen to elaine c sing? An angel...seriously, an angel...

@a.demifemiflapo5795

Жыл бұрын

I only recognize Billy Connolly and Kevin Bridges 🤣

@PaulieD1984

Жыл бұрын

​@@congydave R.I.P Benny Harvey gone but not forgotten

@congydave

Жыл бұрын

@@PaulieD1984 rip big man. always in our thoughts x

They should never have cancelled this show

@AtenRa

3 жыл бұрын

They're bringing it back in 2021, though considering the TV climate I highly doubt it'll be this raw ever again.

@Philrc

3 жыл бұрын

@@AtenRa where did you hear that'?

@Philrc

3 жыл бұрын

@@AtenRa AH being revived by Sky

Jesus Christ that Wayne Rooney joke had me wheezing

I’m watching this on Dave+1 in the year 2020 and I can confirm that the Chinese have not taken over.

@cantthinkofanythingwitty

3 жыл бұрын

Year's not over yet

@torquetheprisoner

3 жыл бұрын

there working on Australia first

@chorusofoddities

3 жыл бұрын

@@torquetheprisoner they're

@torquetheprisoner

3 жыл бұрын

@@chorusofoddities fucking hell people are dieing and your worried aboot a bet of gromer ane slukom

@chorusofoddities

3 жыл бұрын

@@torquetheprisoner I guess you are too illiterate to have read the other comments that say 'covid-19?🤣' and that China is supposedly taking over Australia

One of the greatest 30 minutes of TV

So good I had to go back to the start and watch it again

That Wayne Rooney joke is just so fucking funny.

I lived 2 doors down from Frankie before he made money and moved the Glasgows west ( the nice part of Glasgow lol ) and he is such a nice man! To chat to he was funny but not naturally hysterical! His jokes are well written and he plays his character so well people think that’s how he is! He makes comedy look easy He deserves his success! Shame the lack of our freedom of speech has had him put off all major networks and he only performs in comedy clubs or BBC online New world order, however that has been shown on tv after a few online seasons as it was popular! Well done man Hope I meet you again

@jumhed994

Жыл бұрын

He's scared of flying, which means he can't gig abroad either.

@ml6cut463

Жыл бұрын

What bit of Glasgow was he from m8?

@stewartmcrae8007

7 ай бұрын

There is a nice part of Glasgow are you sure about that

“Well watch this”

That’s amazing, thanks!

I have a criminal record for doing exactly what Frankie does in the opening clip

@tick999

3 жыл бұрын

Search for 'Spanish basketball team in China'

@UnChannelDuVulpineX

3 жыл бұрын

@Ru paul What's wrong with race based humour? browns have been telling anti-White jokes for ages. The "kill whitey" one was particularly telling.

@wthwasthat8884

3 жыл бұрын

I'll take "sh!t that isn't true" for 500 please. Also a bonus of "I'm a victim mentality" for 1000 please.

@101yayo

3 жыл бұрын

You should be happy that you are still alive.

@myelawwud2951

2 жыл бұрын

The "justice system" is a joke.

so much better than the recent run bring back frankie on buzzcocks

Holy shit Frankie was pretty much spot on with that 2020 "gag"

I still use the vandalized graveyard line when discussing my teeth

Introducing Michelle Williams from Destiny's Child like that was priceless 😂😂😂

Unironically watching this in 2020 lmao

''her surname keeping them safe during the waves of chinese genocide''

Frankie, one of the best to do it.

Frankie understood the assignment

Watching on youtube in 2024

That first joke gets me everytime.

Opening joke resonates a lot more now.

Frankie, on form is fookin hilarious.

I’m watching this in 2020.

@TonyEnglandUK

3 жыл бұрын

Thank goodness you're not watching it in 2028, you wouldn't believe what's going on here.

@Sem5626

3 жыл бұрын

chin ching chaaa waaaaahh

@rbw7556

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone is this was released a month ago

@duanedibbley7846

3 жыл бұрын

What the fuck is going on here then

I think I watch this about 3 times a day

If you're watching in 2020. Well that caught me by surprise.

I bet Michelle and Frankie were best friends after this

"That's not true - I think you are a nice man." "Well watch this .."

The Wayne Rooney joke was incredible 😂

Wayne Rooney joke caught me off guard

Always a joy Frankie 😂😂

Wayne Rooney gag....every time..every single time...😂😂😂😂😂

"3 is the magic number is the theme for the fingering society" lmfao 😂

I would love to see the uncut version of this

"Get used to it bitch" And that's tame for Frankie Boyle.

Michelle seems like such a nice woman.

Professor Green sticking up for dappy makes him a huge muppet

The eyes Michelle gives Goldie at 4.35 suggests an after show horizontal jam session. With Frankie sitting in the corners shouting encouraging obscenities while flaying a lamb!

In an ideal world, the program would return, hosted exclusively by Frankie.

@stewartmcrae8007

7 ай бұрын

in a ideal world they would get all of these reality tv wankers in the same room and have Lamarr roll a hand grenade in

I miss this show !

The Wayne Rooney one just slayed me 😂😂

That 2020 joke hits different now

Fantastic

My new year wish is that Frankie Boyle gets to host the resurrected Blankety Blank....online petition anyone ?

loved that.

Brilliant 👏😂