Dude you better remove this video before you mysteriously end up with someone ring in your pocket.

@jaysan2674

4 жыл бұрын

Oh boy....here we go

@BansheeKing22

4 жыл бұрын

@Tw1 I am the jarls thane I demand you let me go!

@matthewharbour6276

4 жыл бұрын

Let me guess..... Someone stole your sweet roll.

@commonsense9076

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

She may have connections to the Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood, but nothing can protect her from the terrifying Avarti.

@kylewhitelaw8357

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mysticranger6894

4 жыл бұрын

Lol. Funny, but avarti is as threatening and dangerous as a pileon earthworm

@bonefetcherbrimley7740

4 жыл бұрын

I am just imagining a Breton man in basic leather armor slowly stalking maven Black-briar. She thinks nothing of it, and simply sicks the dark brotherhood and before that the thieves guild on him. This does nothing, he simply vanishes like a ghost, or the thugs she sends end up becoming smears on the wall. Maven keeps seeing him everywhere, but every thug, every murderer ends up going missing, can't find him, or dies horribly. Over a period of months Maven enters a downward terrified spiral of anger, paranoia, and fear. Eventually, the thieves guild and Dark brotherhood stop doing deals with Maven. They're losing too many men. So maven hires more mundane thugs, and leaves Riften, going into hiding with her family. But the Breton man...He's still there. Always watching. Then one night he breaks into her home, getting past her thugs and cornering her in the bedroom. As he stares into maven's terrified, sleep deprived face, he opens his mouth, and speaks, his voice soothing and strangely accented. "The Black-briars are a formidable family; headed by the matriarch Maven Black-briar. The family have come to own most of the city of riften; from paying most of the guard, to owning most of the businesses. Such as the meadery, and the bee and barb." Maven stares from her bed in horror, and confusion. "This infamous family, make an absolute fortune extorting the downtrodden people, of riften. but for all their power, its safe to say that the Black-briars are a family of idiots." Maven screams, as Avarti systematically explains to her why she's dumb as a sack of trollfat.

@bernardooliveira6131

4 жыл бұрын

@@bonefetcherbrimley7740 That's the greatest thing I've read today, thanks

@euric869

4 жыл бұрын

Actually in both Dark Brotherhood's ending you destroy Astrid corrupted version of Brotherhood but the night mother remains. I have a theory that Maven bought the Astrid Dark Brotherhood so that she and her associates woudlnt be targets of assassination .But during the quest you come to realize that everyone has a price including the emperor and since probably the gatekeeper Astrid dies you actually leave her vulnerable for assassination. In the thieves guild you remove Mercer and by re adding the nightingales I can kinda see her vulnerable there too.

She may have connections in the thieves guild and dark brotherhood But I AM the thieves guild and brother hood

@TheReddShinobi13

4 жыл бұрын

*draws lightsaber* Not yet

@williamvalorious4403

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheReddShinobi13 hey save that fury for 6

@isaacmarrufo8935

4 жыл бұрын

Redd Martindale It’s treason...then

@ramitinmahashol4523

4 жыл бұрын

@@isaacmarrufo8935 RAAUUGGHH!

@nightmarefanatic1819

4 жыл бұрын

I wish there was a way to fuck her over after you became the master of the guild or the Listener of the Brotherhood.

Waiting for 'Why Nazeem is a Genius'

@iamslightlybetterthanyou2679

4 жыл бұрын

He runs his own farm

@iamslightlybetterthanyou2679

4 жыл бұрын

@Cruise Ballard because he's a Chad who gets all the women

@iamslightlybetterthanyou2679

4 жыл бұрын

@Cruise Ballard both

@CanadianBlaze137

4 жыл бұрын

@@iamslightlybetterthanyou2679 "Looking for my husband Nazeem? Check the jarls backside thats usually where he stuffs himself" I bet his wife cheats on him after hearing something like that

@hazzmati

4 жыл бұрын

Interestingly Nazeem has a key to ''Wintersand Manor'' but there is no such dwelling in the game.

The lady claims to contact dark brotherhood and thief's guild in front of thier leader lol...

@lotrspazz3945

4 жыл бұрын

Amazing point haha

@Soldier4USA2005

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Bethesda didn't exactly think the potential plotline changes very well, did they? There are SO many immersion breaks in the game because Bethesda is filled with lazy, unimaginative idiots and is run by a lying scumbag who loves to bait-n-switch. Unless they clean up their act, Skyrim will be my last Bethesda game. And that sucks because I started working on a dungeon mod for Skyrim, but have lost interest because of Bethesda's recent choices.

@thebygoneking

4 жыл бұрын

Soldier4USA2005 I’m sorry, but can you design a game that was made around 2012, and still sees a large following in 2019? I wouldn’t argue that Bethesda is lazy, you really need to look at the incredible scale of the game. Immersion breaks are going to happen because of just how large it really is.

@willowtree9709

4 жыл бұрын

@@thebygoneking They made Morrowind which was massive, easily twice as good as Skyrim and still has a large fanbase. It came out in 2002. Skyrim is as vast as an ocean and as deep as a puddle. Morrowind is as vast as an ocean and as deep as one. And Morrowind was made with a fraction of the team Skyrim had and was still much better than Skyrim, despite the fact that Bethesda was on the brink of failure when it was made. Skyrim is a good game and I don't believe the creators were lazy, but they could have done and SHOULD have done a much better job than they did. Shit, they didn't even bother to fix these issues when the DLCs came out or when they remastered the game, but they didn't for unknown reasons, and THAT is undeniably lazy. Or just proving that they don't care enough to fix even these glaring issues. Also, just because someone can't create a game doesn't mean they can't point out flaws in an existing one lmao

@Pete-vi9cb

4 жыл бұрын

Prajwal VS "I'm going to contact *player name*, the head of the dark brotherhood and the theives guild, you'll regret this!!"

It’s understandable why Maven acts like she controls the thieves guild because she protects them from the guards, but she FOOLISHLY believes the same thing applies to the Dark Brotherhood. All it takes is one black sacrament from anybody whose life she ruined, and the new listener would be more than happy to slit her throat. Her money and status won’t protect her then!

@williamvalorious4403

4 жыл бұрын

Also it's kinda a fact there is basically no saying no to request that way, or at least I assume

@lordhelmchen3154

4 жыл бұрын

That's something I always wondered: Can the Dark Brotherhood, or especially you as their leader/listener actually *decline* an assassination? Do they have the freedom to say "no I won't kill that person because I like her/we would get into trouble/etc.? Or is *to do so to invoke the wrath of Sithis?* And if it's really not allowed to break a contract written by the Black Sacrament, what actually happens? Do they just die? Does every Dark Brother/Sister immediately get the command to kill the traitor?

@Matheus21video

4 жыл бұрын

@@williamvalorious4403 I Think if the Dark Brotherhood was in Astrid Lidership, that would Happen... Because she din't follow the Old Ways . Sorry My English. 05-09-2019.

@MegaAgamon

4 жыл бұрын

@@lordhelmchen3154 No they cannot, Once the Night Mother tells to the Listener who to kill then the Listener must convey that Information to the Brotherhood and the Brotherhood will carry it out. The one who accepts or declines assassinations is not the Listener, it is the Night Mother as an agent of Sithis. That is why the Dark Brotherhood is impossible to track because they don't contact their contracts since the Night Mother simply tells them which one to kill. They only contact them after the deed is done to receive payment.

@ryhi5

4 жыл бұрын

@@lordhelmchen3154 Sithis and the Night Mother won't be too happy if a contract remains incomplete, so if they know what's good for them, they would say yes to a contract no matter what.

Maven: Hurr durr respect me or die! I'll summon the thieves guild and dark brotherhood! Dragonborn, listener of the dark brotherhood, leader of the thieves guild and immortal Lord of Castle Volkihar: ok.

@mystic0146

4 жыл бұрын

Ascalon And in my case, demon king and 8th hokage

@maximaldinotrap

4 жыл бұрын

Maven: Dark Brotherhood, kill this one Dark Brotherhood: lol no, they are our leader Maven: Thieves Guil . . . Why is he here? Thieves Guild: He is guild master Maven: Companions? Companions: Hatbinger Maven: College . . . Of . . . Winterhold? College: Archmage Maven: Thalmor? Thalmor: They kill everyone we send after them quickly, not worth it anymore Maven: Volkihar Castle Dawnguard: Dead Maven: Morag Tong? Tong: Gladly

@TheStraightestWhitest

4 жыл бұрын

@@maximaldinotrap The Morag Tong are fucking incompetent anyway.

@jhay3966

4 жыл бұрын

That dragonborn is almost as equally evil as Alduin or Miraak

@ascalon8001

4 жыл бұрын

@@jhay3966 Evil is a point of view! :)

To be fair, Ingun is the least bad of all the Black-Briar's. She's very polite to the Dragonborn, and her quest to find the nirnroot, deathbell and nightshade are to restock what she had used of Elgrim's stock. I like to think her interest in poisons is so she can one day kill her mother and brothers, so she can inherit the family fortune and then go and refine her alchemy skills. Edit: According to the game files, Hemming was originally written as Maven's husband, but it was changed before release, and for some reason, his AI was never changed (he has some lines of dialogue referring to Sibbi and Ingun as his children).

@dreadcthulhu5

4 жыл бұрын

Dueling banjos intensifies.

@kurozero1072

2 жыл бұрын

"There are no accidents" ~~master oogway

@Nano-if3ie

2 жыл бұрын

So the Black-Briars are like Lannisters huh? Fitting.

@MrOsmodeus

2 жыл бұрын

she needs a bunch of poisonous stuff replaced before the teacher figures out she largely makes poisons...if the npc's had more than a days worth of life programmed into them that alchemist is dead within a month

@lsswappedcessna

2 жыл бұрын

that last part, Bethesda knew what they were doing. Sweet home Riften.

I remember being like "I wonder why she needs specifically these poisonous plants for Alchemy, something's not right here" turns out it was her what wasn't right.

@Cx10110100

4 жыл бұрын

Or maybe she used up ingredients that belonged to the shopkeeperfor practice and had to replace them. Shopkeeper even insists that she practices the basics

I think ingun's interest in alchemy was warped because of her mother, but when Maven is no more, she will be the only one capable of taking care of herself. In some capacity.

@tedthetonberry225

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed, Ingun mostly just needs to remove herself from the family and I think she might clean up well.

@Hektols

4 жыл бұрын

It would have been interesting if you could recruit her as the Dark Brotherhood alchemist after you become the leader.

@ye4thorn

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hektols I get what you mean, but the Dark Brotherhood has an alchemist that survived. Also that is assuming that the player is not the one destroying the Dark Brotherhood.

And yet Maven is an essential npc...

@vladimirbroev1499

4 жыл бұрын

There is a mod named Maven Black Briar must die, where you can kill her

@diogeneslantern18

4 жыл бұрын

~ setessential 0001336A 0 My child.

@GringatTheRepugnant

4 жыл бұрын

Well well! Fancy meeting you here :v

@purpleboye_

4 жыл бұрын

@@GringatTheRepugnant eyyyy :>

@DooTSweeT

4 жыл бұрын

Essential? Then why her headless body lies on the dining table in the Mistveil keep?

Maven: *Threatens you with the Thieves Guild and the Dark Brotherhood* Dragonborn: I AM THE THIEVES GUILD AND THE DARK BROTHERHOOD!

@SevereArtisan

4 жыл бұрын

Maven: Not. Yet. Dragonborn: ... It's treason then...

Honestly, I have no idea how Maven got as powerful as she did while stepping on so many people when the Dark Brotherhood exists in Skyrim. Can you imagine how many people performed the Black Sacrament on her? From both a personal and business standpoint, I find it hard to believe no one wants her dead.

@cstains5543

4 жыл бұрын

She probably had performed the Black Sacrament first on them. Can't have her killed if she already got them first.

@jacrispy3275

4 жыл бұрын

@@cstains5543 - true, but let's be real; chances of Maven fucking over some nobody she doesn't even know is fairly high.

@LOKITYZ

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn't the Astrid led Dark Brotherhood a bit loose when it comes to following the tenets? Maybe they consider Maven to be too valuable to kill, so they ignore the sacrament whenever she's the target...

@TheNecroFisherman

3 жыл бұрын

Mathew C. She prob had Astrid in her pocket. Remember that the thieves guild and Astrid had close ties when you bring that amulet to delvin? Astrid is prob the same and views maven as “good for business.” Me though, if Sithis wishes Maven dead I’d do it gladly.

@beu9245

3 жыл бұрын

@@LOKITYZ or they just didn't hear about the person performing the black sacrament because the person didn't go screaming it from the rooftops for everybody to hear

The worst thing she has done is that she pinched Inigo's butt. How dare she!

@jaysan2674

4 жыл бұрын

If Inigo wasnt there with me in the inn and the inn wasnt crowded at the time, Maven would have gotten a taste of these arrows in her face!!!

@PhayzinOut

4 жыл бұрын

You know you wanted in on that action 😂

@grayterminal232

4 жыл бұрын

Wait i have so manny hours in skyrin, is this an interaction

@scarecrow2097

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, is this something Inigo says or is it an actual event xD?

@vanjaarsic1616

4 жыл бұрын

@@scarecrow2097 Inigo says that while you are around Riften.

What's even funnier is that Mercer Frey himself said that Black Briar Mead is swill, but it's so popular because it's literally the only mead that's available, due to Maven brutally putting down any businesses that started to get on their feet.

You can find her letter to the dark Brotherhood of her angry that they won't assassinate a target for her, no matter how many times she does their vile sacrament. So is it possible she isn't as powerful as people think?

@MegaAgamon

4 жыл бұрын

So, she is the b*tch that constantly sends Assassins against me XD Like they could do anything

@banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561

4 жыл бұрын

Maven wants to kill Mjoll, the best girl? I'm gonna butcher that salty old hag.

@ZhongliArchonofSwag

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a hint that the Sacrament doesn’t work anymore. Astrid is a false Listener.

@paistinlasta1805

4 жыл бұрын

Astrid never claimed to be the listener, Astrid is just an arrogant bitch who thinks she owns the Dark Brotherhood.

@ChristianAuditore14

4 жыл бұрын

Its because she does it in secret without a Listener astrid had to hear rumors of people doing the black sacrament

Sad thing is ingun(The woman who find a clinical interest in watching thing die) is probably the least useless of the three. One is a hedonist who cares nothing but his own tastes and would probably end up as the family muscle, the others a yesman, while Igun at least has brains but will likely just take some of her family's wealth and find some out of the way village she can do her experiments in, selling to the dark brotherhood and thieves guild.

I always felt the Thieves' Guild questline was incomplete without a series of missions to remove Maven from her power base and replace her with someone more respectful of the Guild's position and newly earned reputation.

@ironvillager7778

4 жыл бұрын

Screw the lazy Bethesda 😂

@somegingerdude8110

4 жыл бұрын

Oblivion Thieves Guild: Robin Hood Gang Skyrim Thieves Guild: Tamrielic Mafia

@GenericUsername-qp1ww

Жыл бұрын

personally I always felt like the Thieves Guild was too Empire-aligned i.e having to work for Maven who supports the Empire and the contact in Whiterun being Olfrid the Kidnapper and Erikur the Ass in Solitude meant it was impossible to play as a Stormcloak-sympathetic character. In my opinion there should've been the option to remove Maven and have Nazeem b your contact in Whiterun instead (making him more than just a meme) and Gulum-Ei in Solitude and keep the questline neutral as it should b

@NoName-mi8js

9 ай бұрын

@@GenericUsername-qp1ww You're the fucking thieves guild.

Another bit of idiocy on Mavens part is when she talks about the Dark Brotherhood (More specifically the Black Hand) and the Thieves Guild as if their her puppets, as if she controls all of them. This is even more stupid if the player has completed the Dark Brotherhood questline (siding with the brotherhood of course) as you would be the listener, and would have the highest position in the Black Hand. So in that instance she’d be threatening you by saying that she’ll call you to exterminate yourself. So yeah pretty idiotic.

@the_stolen_show

4 жыл бұрын

For those who don’t know The Black Hand is basically the high council or the ruling body of The Dark Brotherhood consisting of four speakers( The pinky, index, middle, and ring fingers) and the listener(the thumb) the listener relays the message of the Night Mother to the Speakers and the Speakers relay it to the Silencers (Think of them as the chosen assassins of the Speakers, there are four silencers, one for each Speaker) and the Silencers do the killing, not excluding the other assassins in the Brotherhood.

@xbox7113

4 жыл бұрын

*gets paid 100,000 to kill your player character* Me: where’s my knife

@DBfan106

2 жыл бұрын

Or even better if you kill the dark brotherhood it's like 'I'll hire the dark brotherhood to kill you!' "you mean that group of losers I turned into sashimi last week? yeah. I'm sure they'll get right on that.'

I never considered Ingun to be evil. Maybe that says something about me, but whatever.

@agentnewman3293

4 жыл бұрын

Same though I always though she was a bit weird and maybe a little sadistic but not evil

@LosOjosTristes

4 жыл бұрын

Probably because she looks like a younger, "prettier" version of Maven. But experimenting on animals and being fascinated by how the world brings life and death is an awful combination.

@agentnewman3293

4 жыл бұрын

@@LosOjosTristes true that is where I feel she falls into sadism or just cruelty, I think that Bethesda could have fleshed out a bit more like with another quest that delves more into that side

@Crashbmaster0

4 жыл бұрын

I actually liked Ingun. I would prefer to kill every Black-Briar but Ingun. She would be a useful person to have around as she would be well versed in potion making.

@chartheredcometaznable2345

4 жыл бұрын

I say she very mentally insane but not evil

Maven Black Briar aka what ruined the thieves guild questline cuz u have to help her

@iamslightlybetterthanyou2679

4 жыл бұрын

Should've been a option to steal all of her ill-gotten money

@MiguelSanchezDelVillar

4 жыл бұрын

I just dont help her, is a lot easier to me

@WrathNebula321

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, Maven Black-Briar and Mercer are the reasons why the Thieves Guild went to shit in Skyrim. Also, I see no point in helping this wench or the Thieves Guild and I'd rather see Maven either get roasted by a dragon, turned into a thrall by vampires, mutilated by trolls, or even poisoned by her own family member, Ingun.

@vestige1671

4 жыл бұрын

American Patriot4041 The Oblivion Thieves guild may still be theives, but at least they actually care about each other and those in poverty.

@oneblacksun

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nathan-mf2yz Most of Skyrim's guilds are pale imitations of the originals. Thieves not using beggars as spies; you not having to prove yourself as a capable thief due to you not having to steal stuff and sell them off at the fence, making it so you can just go in as a person with no sneak skills at all; and the fact that most of the questline is going on a revenge mission.

Part of me thinks Bethesda's just a bit sucky when it comes to writing characters that make sense.

@aceclover758

4 жыл бұрын

I love these videoes but they just show how stupid the writers at Bethesda are.

@lynnmorgan5897

4 жыл бұрын

@@aceclover758 when your chef orders you to make it simple so a 5 years-old could understand, there isn't many things you can do about it

@TheKabuto90

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, these videos don't really show the characters are poorly written or don't make sense. This being a particularly good example The black briars make plenty of sense all things considered. That doesn't make them smart though. Power can do crazy things to a person.

@princessbinas

4 жыл бұрын

Real life people rarely make sense to me...

@Doralga

4 жыл бұрын

@@lynnmorgan5897 Nah Emil pegurio couldn't write a complex plot if it killed him his stupid Kiss presentation could not make that any more evident

She really is the Tywin of the Skyrim. While she is shrewd in business and adept at instilling fear in subordinates, she doesn't consider the long term affects her choices will cause. And the fact she is unable to instill qualities in her children that would insure that their legacy lasts past her death, makes her the spitting image of Lord Lannister.

@AntoineVello

4 жыл бұрын

Finally, someone who understands the type of character Tywin is.

@diogeneslantern18

4 жыл бұрын

Is English not your first language?

@DatcleanMochaJo

4 жыл бұрын

Excellent comparison

@fugustogamer7512

4 жыл бұрын

Tyrion was a success even if it was on accident. Tyrion might have been a drunk, but Tyrion displayed he was a great ruler during his time as Hand of The King in King's Landing (not counting the last couple seasons of the show, as they rushed everybody's characters in the end)

@rebornstillborn

4 жыл бұрын

@@fugustogamer7512 I agree that show-Tyrion is a success of a sort, but from Tywins perspective he probably isn't. Tyrion more or less abandons the Lannister name and willingly helps usher in a new rule instead of advancing his family's agenda. So while we might see these qualities as virtues, to Tywin they are flaws. As for book-Tyrion he seems much less like a good ruler/heir and more somebody going off the deep end.

I think ingun is the only decent one she just wants to do alchemy

@Morbacounet

4 жыл бұрын

She's making poisons.

@AlastorTheNPDemon

4 жыл бұрын

A shame she's of their blood. I actually rather like Ingun.

@ryhi5

4 жыл бұрын

xXOwenRulesXx Roblox actually she seems to be the most evil of them all as in game dialogue confirms she tortured animals by testing poisons on them, and she also tells you “I wish to pledge my life and ply my talents in darker circles”

@LosOjosTristes

4 жыл бұрын

She experiments on animals and her dialogue about how the world brings death as much as it brings life is weird. Sociopath vibes from that one.

@Rekkenze

4 жыл бұрын

I constantly question why I can’t marry her.

According to the wiki the creation kit has hemming set as mavens son...and his two siblings as his children and maven as their grandmother.

@locoarticwolf2181

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan I think you mean Creation Kit not Club.

@iamslightlybetterthanyou2679

4 жыл бұрын

SWEET HOME RIFTEN

@Ryan6.022

4 жыл бұрын

@@locoarticwolf2181 thanks man fixed

@somegingerdude8110

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta keep the bloodline pure

@denizmetint.462

3 жыл бұрын

To this day, I thought Hemming was her husband. Intriguing yet highly disturbing.

Hide all their naked corpses (including Maven) inside the "secret" room then place 1 bottle of Honningbrew on each of them.

You forgot a tiny detail. Behind a master lock in the BlackBriar manor there is a skeleton with a heart, flesh and nightshade. That means Mavin performed the black sacrament. Why would an extremely wealthy business woman with the guards in her pocket rely on a dying order for their "services" when she easily has the means to do it herself?

Nah man, you gotta play this smart. I married Ingun in my playthrough, so once every Black-briar male is in jail or death, Ingun gets the inheritance and boom, now you are the new head of the Black-briars.

@dongenove3048

4 жыл бұрын

Then ingun dies by mysterious causes

@joaquinlanderretche

4 жыл бұрын

@@dongenove3048 "An accident when experimenting with her potions... such a disgrace"

I like how she kind of threatens to send the dark brotherhood after you, even if you are the listener and as such too important for the night mother to accept a contract on. She also may think of sending the theive's guild after you, even if you are the guild master and as such can say no to the job. She can send thugs after you but I consider them to be free money and items with how easy it is to kill them.

Am wondering now if Maven helped the Thalmer get in to the sewer to help catch Esbjørn. Because how ells would a bunch of Thalmer get into a stormclock controlled city.

@jaysan2674

4 жыл бұрын

I actually never thought about that....that almost makes sense!!

Maul: "The black briars have a connection to the dark brotherhood and thieves guild, so basically noone can touch them" me: "ohhhh look Nazeem has a new contract called Avarti"

She won’t kick the bucket. She’s essential. Also, watch your tongue overpowered Dragonborn/Guild Master/Listener or Dark Brotherhood destroyer/person who kills every assassin sent your way. Maven has ties to the Guild and Dark Brotherhood.

@riftenguard4790

2 жыл бұрын

And still the little Dragonborn can't touch her.

@christopherbull7856

2 жыл бұрын

Unless u mod the game to remove the essential immortality

Maven... Arguably more irritating than Nazeem. Well girl, you certainly aren't selling yourself with that attitude. Go ahead, keep making enemies. I'm sure that will go down so well for you.

@Lucas89Muller

4 жыл бұрын

I ignore Nazeem he’s just a phony buffoon with a massive ego that thinks he’s some important bussiness nobleman (which he actually isn’t) but doesn’t seem to do any harm to anyone and is kinda funny. Now Maven not only is everything I listed above but a real awful person, always plotting, bribing, threatening against anything and anyone that doesn’t go by her rules and who she considers to be a threat to her dirty scams. To think Bethesda made that bitch unkillable...

@jacrispy3275

4 жыл бұрын

Y'all don't forget the Silver-bloods. The bastards imprison you with the Forsworn, for fuck sake...

@santicheeks1106

3 жыл бұрын

To be honest I like nazeem I think his dialogue is funmy

@riftenguard4790

2 жыл бұрын

Nazeem is annoying. Maven is a matron worthy of respect and service.

@isaachester8475

Жыл бұрын

Yeah Maven, you respect power, so go ahead and piss off the most powerful person in Skyrim too while you’re at it 🙄

I always hated Mavin she's the type of arrogance I despise.

@riftenguard4790

2 жыл бұрын

I've always admired her. Still do.

@caucasoidape8838

2 жыл бұрын

She reminds me of real life politicians, and CEOs.

@riftenguard4790

2 жыл бұрын

@@caucasoidape8838 Except she's a badass and they aren't.

@Uchiha-fi4ij

2 жыл бұрын

@@riftenguard4790 Nah she's still an arrogant, stuck-up snob who's all talk

@TheLatiosnlatias02

Жыл бұрын

@@riftenguard4790 So you favour those shit heads

I always liked Ingun, she seems genuinely nice when the player interacts with her. I always thought "oh, she's eventually gonna become an alchemist." Or maybe a poison specialist for the dark brotherhood, either way.

@TheLatiosnlatias02

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah right. This bitch fabricates poison and you say "genuinely nice"?

Maven is the type of woman that "where's your manager? You've crossed the line! Do you know who I am? I'm going to send assassins to you, don't you dare mess with the BB"

@urielraven-frost8714

2 жыл бұрын

Maven is definitely Bethesda's Uber Karen

@riftenguard4790

2 жыл бұрын

Without people like Lady Maven, there would be no order or beauty in the world. You'd do well to remember that.

@youshouldntadidthat7691

2 жыл бұрын

@@urielraven-frost8714 nah that’s Delphine

When a small fry mortal talks like she's the bigger fish to you, the Dragonborn who Defeated Miraak, Alduin and Harkon , gained a Red Dragon's Loyalty and the spell to summon an undead dragon. "what are you gonna do you insidious wench? hire some thugs to defeat me and my dragons?!"

I hate both Silver-Bloods and the Black-Briars.

@nicolestimothy9921

3 жыл бұрын

Same right here dude. But both side where the Empire and Stromcloaks has their corrupt family. The Stormcloaks has Silver-Blood the corrupt family by Thonar in Markarth, join the Stormcloaks his brother Thonvor Silver-Blood will be Jarl and Thonar will rule everything in Markarth. Worst, imprison to Cidna Mine where anyone who refuse to follow the Silver-Bloods and racism like Windhelm. The Empire had Maven Black-Briar the most corrupt family running in Riften, join the Empire, Maven will be Jarl and continue to corrupt to the core and continue to supply the Stromcloaks to continue the fight even if the civil war is over.

@MrOsmodeus

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, everytime i deal with either family has me looking up just how essential they are to the game. last time i left cidna mine i killed everyone in the mine, then killed the arrogant silver blood patriarch when he congratulated me. where you gonna send me guards? the mine? what a bother that'll be...

Maybe you could bring up Mjoll the Lioness. Who can't see one of the key members of the Theives Guild standing in the market area. Mjoll the Lioness is another missed opportunity by Bethseda. They could've included her as quest giver. Who accepts the Dragonborn's help in cleaning up Riften. First by getting rid of the Thieves Guild, exposing the steward's connection to the criminal organization, by getting rid of the Black-Briar family, and more. But no instead they had us go on some meaningless task of retrieving her sword for her. So because of Bethseda's missed opportunity with Mjoll. Which reduce her to being a meaningless character. She should be treat as what she comes off as, an idiot.

@NoName-mi8js

9 ай бұрын

You can marry her, take her as a follower, and then take her along to your initiation as the guild master of the thieves guild.

If the Black-Briars weren't set as essential, you could kill them. Post game, the wrong person to piss off could be the Dragonborn and no person, village, town, city and possibly kingdoms would survive the Dragonbirn.

Maven black briar. The ONE downside to having imperials win civil war :(

@LosOjosTristes

4 жыл бұрын

It's okay. Riften's a lost cause no matter which side you take.

@RustyMerc4Hire

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, I've got the code to complete the Stormcloak Quest for retaking The Rift. She's not going to remain in charge for even a month in my game. She'll die after I remove her essential tag, leave the city for a while and switch it to the Stormcloaks, I'll do this towards the end of the Imperial War so they don't ask me to retake it. The Rift will be free of her corruption, stupidity, and elitism. And to make absolutely sure it ends there, her family will be next to die. CompleteQuest [Quest ID] is the code. The quest tag is CWFortSiegeFort.

@Guto_Loco_Gushek_Brasil

3 жыл бұрын

The other downside is having imperials win the war.

@Guto_Loco_Gushek_Brasil

3 жыл бұрын

@@RustyMerc4Hire Thanks for that, fam!

@allstargamergirl232

3 жыл бұрын

If You talk to maven after the imperials win you get honeyside for free

I left from being tied up with a car battery hooked up to my nipples while 7 oiled up midgets were smacking me with fly swatters to watch this. It did not disappoint. Well done Avarti

@locoarticwolf2181

4 жыл бұрын

I Talk To My Hands And Scream At My Toes ...What?...

@LenoViburnum

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a fun time you were having before jumping to this video.

@nenwar3454

4 жыл бұрын

One hell of a comment here, thanks

@princessbinas

4 жыл бұрын

... I need brain bleach!!!

@Sigmaairav

4 жыл бұрын

just lol

I think the only reason Maven wasn't offed by the Dark Brotherhood is because of Astrid twisting the rules. Now that Astrid is dead and the Night Mother is back in charge, Maven's days are numbered.

Nobody: Not a soul: Maven Black-Briar: I GOTS CONNEKSHUNS IN DA FEEVZ GILD AND DARK BRUDDAHOOD!!! Me, leader of both factions: Yah... not anymore you don’t...

Antagonist in Skyrim: *Exists* Avarti: "U stoopid"

@MegaAgamon

3 жыл бұрын

You have to be pretty stupid to face off against a literal demigod

I believe Hemming and Maven are listed as *married* in the game's code. This is why they sleep together. They are husband and wife, not mother and son.

@kaimagnus5760

4 жыл бұрын

Either that or The Blackbriers get all West Virginia with each other. Lol

@khaorix2667

4 жыл бұрын

SWEET HOME ALABAMER

@dylancasteel2385

4 жыл бұрын

Nope, he’s her oldest son.

@hashly8521

3 жыл бұрын

they changed it last minute iirc, they were supposed to be married, but changed it to mother and son, without changing more critical aspects of their relationship, but if they do incest it’s just one more reason to kill them ig

@bjoarke

3 жыл бұрын

@@hashly8521 A'ight then, fair point. :-)

I got a mod for Skyrim that changes Mauls name to Darth Maul.

@criticaldrive7688

Жыл бұрын

But at that point, which will you destroy? The master, or the apprentice?

Okay, so, you made a video about the Black-Briars, now someone close to them, from Riften: Jarl Laila Law-Giver.

@ItatsuMagnatsa

4 жыл бұрын

Law-Giver my Ass... She's more intent on Abandoning Riften once a Dragon Attacks it, she'd sooner Run to a Private Carriage, screaming “It's best that Riften's Leader be Spared!!!” while the People who she's supposed to Protect and Govern are being Burned, Crushed, and Eaten.

@NoName-mi8js

9 ай бұрын

@@ItatsuMagnatsa Yeah, this. And she is somehow ignorant that her steward is bought by more people than a toothless prostitute. And that the person she is sent to deal with the thieves guild, maven Black Briar, is in league with them.

Next : Why Todd Howard is very intelligent and you buy Skyrim again

Maven and Delphine are the reason I installed a mod that lets me kill essential NPCs.

@aguamenti2106

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 delphine is fine tho

@akezhantoleukhan2510

4 жыл бұрын

Agua Menti she's your subordinate that gives you orders, who the hell she thinks she is?

@Kat-yv1yq

4 жыл бұрын

Agua Menti The Blades are sworn to follow the Dragonborn, but don’t take no for an answer about Paarthurnax...

@rustyjones7908

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kat-yv1yq There's a mod for that called "The Paarthurnax Dilemma". You can go back to Delphine and tell her to fuck off, you're in charge not her. You even Thu'um at her to make a point. Personally, I think once you've gotten Esbern's potion and the Dragonslayer sword you pretty much don't need the Blades anymore so it's not critical. Just finish recruiting and hunt your dragon before they find out about Paarthurnax.

@TheLatiosnlatias02

2 жыл бұрын

Rolf stone fist along with esbern, angenor once honored, thieves guild deserve eradication

i would recommend you make a video a bout tullius's genius, i mean this guy managed to sccesfully capture ulfric who possessed dragon like super powers and personal army of fanatics yet this guy is so good of a commander he manages to capture him and even can admit to mistake if you approach him in castle dour with intent of joining the empire. he sees dragonborn as resourceful and versatile in any enviroment

@steel2572

4 жыл бұрын

Not how it went down in my playthrough :)

@rustyjones7908

4 жыл бұрын

I am a true Son of Skyrim, but I respect Tullius a great deal. Sucks he serves a Thalmor puppet state and really sucks he thinks he's actually helping. I admit to abusing my CHIM powers to quicksaving then beating the stupid out of Ulfric Stormcloak then reverting to a previous save every so often.

@theghostofthomasjenkins9643

3 жыл бұрын

@@rustyjones7908 meh, the empire isn't as much as a puppet state as you think. the empire just isn't in a position to oppose them quite yet.

How does she have the Dark Brotherhood and the Thieves Guild in her hand when i'm in charge of both?

@williamvalorious4403

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah your the connection,reality is you could just cut ties(at least for the brotherhood)

@forpiepress1964

4 жыл бұрын

Me: the thieves guild is cutting ties with the black briars Maven : performs black sacrament to kill the guild master of the thieves guild Night Mother: Maven black briar has asked that you kys Me: I’m gonna go with no Night Mother: that’s fine didn’t want to lose my listener anyway. By the way someone has performed the black sacrament to kill maven black briar Me: smiles

@jbabylucus1641

4 жыл бұрын

@@forpiepress1964 just beautiful

That Brexit analogy was so incorrect it hurt.

@TheLatiosnlatias02

2 жыл бұрын

UK is in deep shit and it had it coming. And as for the brexit thing, it endorses far-right shit heads namely tommy robinson, nick griffin, katie hopkins, etc... they deserve to be thrown in supermax prisons

Maven: *threatens me with the dark brotherhood and the thieves guild* Me, leader of the dark brotherhood, master of the thieves guild and a werewolf: bruh

*insane naked skooma chugging argonian carrying a sword made of demon hearts teleports around riften by shouting at 120 decibels* Maven, a fail middle aged woman with no bodyguard: I assume you're bothering me for a good reason?

I never thought ingun was evil I thought she was keeping out of the way of her family because they’re evil

@oneangryboi408

4 жыл бұрын

5 months late, I know. But Ingun IS evil, she just doesn't care about the political side of things to get rich. She finds poisoning people and killing them interesting, as she'll tell you herself if you ask her about her interest in alchemy. She may not be Maven, but it doesn't mean you should take a bottle of mead from her if she offers it.

@ogloc8212

3 жыл бұрын

@@oneangryboi408 having an interest in poisons and their affects on the human body is a little sadistic for sure but this is most likely inherited from her family and her mothers neglect. She's not evil because she knows that using her poisons on people without a real reason other than for enjoyment is wrong that's why she doesn't do it. If she wanted to she would be able to get away with it she's smart enough to make it look like she had nothing to do with is plus she's a black briar.

3:35 Jokes on her! I made my character immortal with mods!

@piccoloatburgerking

4 жыл бұрын

You don't need mods for that. Just type in "tgm" in console commands and it's done.

@tengu9959

4 жыл бұрын

I only have a PS4, though.

@piccoloatburgerking

4 жыл бұрын

@@tengu9959 Oh, okay. In that case mods are the only way. Well, as little as sony allows anyway.

Maven: "I'll get the Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood on you!" Me, the Dragonborn: "What Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood?" **Whips out Astrid's and Brynjolf's severed heads** Maven: "Uh-oh."

@willhornsby206

Жыл бұрын

My Dragonborn who was raised by the Guild and now is Guildmaster, infiltrated the brotherhood with a fake face, killed the Emperor and the guy who put the hit on him, and then finished off the remaining Brotherhood including the Night Mother with real face: "Maven you have no power over me. I crushed the Brotherhood and run the Guild. And you are no longer our client. Sorry oh and dont bother asking anyone for help. Guards are under my control now in two ways."

You didn't mention how she casually strolls around town, often alone, perfect target for anyone seeking revenge. Also she has her mansion outside of town empty except for useless mercenaries (she never visits) so it's an easy target to loot and fence everything to the thieves guild.

She owns Bee and Barb? So it seems like she's OK with extorting her business by the Guild while being a high rank member of the Guild. The hell?

@AnimaVox_

4 жыл бұрын

I know right? That doesn't make sense. I always thought the owner was that Argonian fellow and his wife. But maybe I misunderstood.

@TheScienceguy77

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnimaVox_ You were right, she doesn't own the Bee and Barb, because the Argonian and his wife do.

New idea: WHY Avarti is an Idiot! I think after so many videos this is a classic series and we need a meta episode like all good TV shows with a cult hardcore following. I wonder if other skyrim youtubers like fudgemuppet or eso or gopher or camel works watch this series and like ' damn wish I thought of this genius idea first'

@SevereArtisan

4 жыл бұрын

This idea reminds me of CinemaSins doing a video on themselves and the sins are infinite last I checked. xD

He had to bring Brexit into this. There's enough tension in the country , please don't bring it to Skyrim. :)

@piccoloatburgerking

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao did he just out himself as a remainer or what?

@starwolf2134

4 жыл бұрын

@@piccoloatburgerking Na im a leaver

@piccoloatburgerking

4 жыл бұрын

@@starwolf2134 Ah no, i was taking about Avarti, i felt like he outed himself as a remainer. #NoDealBrexitFTW

@starwolf2134

4 жыл бұрын

@@piccoloatburgerking Oh yeah Deffo 😅 #NoDealBrexit

@Valencetheshireman927

4 жыл бұрын

No deal brexit is a terrible idea

these videos are so satisfying i love hearing you dunk on these characters

I'm surprised you didn't mention her apparent connection to the Dark Brotherhood. Honestly she infuriates me. When you become Leader of both the Thieves Guild and The Dark Brotherhood, she STILL threatens you and acts like she owns you. When I had exhausted the quests to do with the Black Briars, I removed her "Essential Tag" and finally ended her. She is the ONE character in the ENTIRE Elder Scrolls Series that I hate the absolute most. Even Delphine, I see her as annoying and beyond stupid, but when I compare her to Maven Black Briar, Delphine looks like SAINT by comparison. Absolutely no one deserves to die more than Maven. I honestly feel bad for console players, they can't feel the unimaginable joy of killing that unbelievable Cunt whom I swear would make Mehrunes Dagon cringe.

@Uchiha-fi4ij

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely, it really sucks not being able to kill her on console. She is so infuriating

Ngl, I find Ingun quite adorable to be absorbed into alchemy

@TheLatiosnlatias02

Жыл бұрын

Yeah right, that bitch uses animals as test subjects and you're just letting that slip

Anyone with money in skyrim: "don't fuck with me I've got connections" me, who kills immortal magical sky gods for a living, and wipes out entire cities for fun: "wow that's crazy"

Sad detail: If you do "Destroy the Dark Brotherhood," nobody in Riften seems to have any acknowledgment of it. Maven acts like they're still at her beck and call, as do the thieves' guild. You'd think the one questline that mentions them would have some kind of effect from it, but nope.

Sibbi didn't kill his fiancée's brother because she tried to kill him, he killed her brother because she _caught him cheating on her_ and her brother demanded answers. Svidi did nothing wrong! She's a nice lady!

Tbh, Ingun wasn't that evil. She had good the desire to be recognised for what she can do and not because of her name. But ofcourse she had that sinister philosophy, clearly running from her blood.

Weird that you left out that she constantly antagonizes leader of dark brotherhood and thieves guild, organizations which she relies rather heavily on

Thank you, I've been wanting to see you do this one

Avarti why you should not do the civil war questline

@khaorix2667

4 жыл бұрын

Aside from the mechanics of it being awful you mean?

@machina221

4 жыл бұрын

Because that would displease the Thalmor, and the Thalmor make the best sweetrolls. I would sell my soul for an Alinor pastry.

Is there a video on Jarl Balgruuf yet? I've always thought he was pretty dumb. "Oh, you barely survived a dragon attack at Helgen? Go help my guards and my housecarl defend my city from another dragon!" Not to mention all 3 of his children are annoying spoiled brats, and all they do is look down on the Dragonborn. He basically ignores the player's status as The Last Dragonborn (possibly not knowing enough about it or even caring). And Whiterun itself is basically an Imperial friendly city, despite Balgruuf saying "he hasn't yet chosen a side" (even though the guards walk around with Imperial bows and swords).

@aysseralwan

4 жыл бұрын

Was his oldest son even a brat? I only remember him say that he'll become a great warrior or something along those lines

@robmitch4085

4 жыл бұрын

well to be fair he knows you all most died that is why he sent you with a lot back up. and his kids are not like that because of him you find out in a quest for him a cursed sword is messing with his kids. as for the guards well it would have took longer to make a 3rd guard type that only stayed around till he picked.

@captaincookie9925

3 жыл бұрын

Why send the companions? How about six guards, the house Carl and a random stranger?

I love your videos! I hope your channel blows up!

Love these videos man. Keep em comin! 😁

I have commented this on every XXX are idiots video and Im gonna keep doing it Please do one on General Tullius.

Literally just finished a Theives Guild quest involving Maven and this video shows up Also did you just call Ingun evil? Sorry I gotta disagree with that I haven't seen one part of her action that says otherwise but that's my opinion not a big deal

@rexaxis3450

4 жыл бұрын

She implies her poisons she makes are used on her families' rivals.

@brann925

4 жыл бұрын

@@rexaxis3450 she also experiments on animals lol

@ItatsuMagnatsa

4 жыл бұрын

Ingun also says something about being apart of “Darker Circles”, so there's a huge Red Flag spanning all of Nirn and Beyond.

@jbabylucus1641

4 жыл бұрын

@@brann925 umm those who specialize in making medicine in today's time do the same thing.

I stumbled across these videos and I'm having a great time watching these "why (idiot) is an idiot" videos. nice work my dude

Maven says "Be careful I have ties with the theives guild AND the dark brotherhood" and I'm like "I AM THE THEIVES GUILD AND THE DARK BROTHERHOOD"

I love this series keep up the good work please make videos on why General tullius is a genius or why the Empire is the best choice for skyrim or why the Stormcloaks are idiots

@aguamenti2106

4 жыл бұрын

Good question

Did he really bring Brexit into this

The Black-Briar's are essentially the Bluth's from Arrested Development

Been waiting a long time for this

What would happen if a Black-Briar and a Silver-Blood got married?

@BansheeKing22

4 жыл бұрын

Silver-Briar? Black-Blood? hmmm

@ItatsuMagnatsa

4 жыл бұрын

You would have Black-Bloods or Silver-Briars...

@Good_Boy_3000

4 жыл бұрын

We're all dodging the big truth...If this were to happen, they'd team up to conquer Skyrim.

Bro if everyone idiots what’s the point on playing the damm game cj

@kaimagnus5760

4 жыл бұрын

Not everyone are idiots. He has a small list of geniuses along with them

@johnpol41

4 жыл бұрын

Ok thanks for that really helpful cj

@johnpol41

4 жыл бұрын

I’ll have two numbers 9s a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip a number 7 two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda

@matthewharbour6276

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnpol41 BIG SMOKE baby, remember the name!

@MegaAgamon

4 жыл бұрын

Because it is fun? XD I mean the game was published in 2011 and it is massive with a lot of quests and dungeons to explore :) sure the NPCs aren't the brightest of the bunch but that tends to happen in open-world RPGs But with the better development of AI and chat algorithms, I assume that the intelligence of NPCs will improve as time goes on! :)

Maven is so sure of herself because she have a degree in programing and set her status (and her family) as "Always Essencial" before Skyrim release. That's how far her conections go 😅

You've earned a sub from me, my friend. I've been binging your videos, these are good. Keep it up

...why would you bring brexit into a skyrim lore video?

@TheLatiosnlatias02

2 жыл бұрын

because brexit endorses far right shit heads

Farkas is a Secret Genius Please upvote

I think Ingun is the most well-adjusted of the three. The worst that can be said about her is a morbid fascination for the darker side of alchemy. She separates herself from the rest of the Black-Briar family, she's respectful toward her teacher Elgrim and takes steps (admittedly by asking the Dragonborn for help) to make up for her used-up ingredients - she would be a more worthy successor to the family solely because she has a better sense of morality and responsibility. So she talks a little creepily about poisons. Better to have someone with an interest in poisons in a place of power than someone with Maven's arrogance and entitlement to two dangerous organizations that could ruin her if she pisses them off.

@NoName-mi8js

9 ай бұрын

This.

Been waiting for this one.

Maven: I have ties with Thieves Guild. Dragonborn: Yeah, I know, I litteraly made that Sabjorn thing for you. Hell, you even been in the official "crowning" of me as Thieves Guild Master. Maven: I have ties with Dark Brotherhood! So be careful. Dragonborn: What? Maven, The Brotherhood was destroyed last week by me! All of the Holds heard about this! Every guard know this! Maven, are you sure you're okay? Maybe we need to get you to the temple or something?

It would be hilarious by elder Scrolls 6 that we find that the black briars got wiped​ out or defamed like for example coming across a beggar with the last name blackbriar " I was part of the most powerful family in Tamriel before we lost everything"

Before even watching the video, I already gave it a like. 11/10 agreement there, buddy

This kind of “breakin’ balls” is a great way to end up at the bottom of Lake Honrich. I wouldn’t surprised if Bolli or someone reels in a very big catch by accident one day.

I always just thought Ingun was morbidly curious and studious... but when you put it that way...

Honestly I wish there was a way for you to go against her instead of just accepting her every request and whim

She's the only thing I regret about joining the Legion since she becomes Jarl. Though she's probably a step up from the previous one.

Ya know I always come into these videos thinking, “How the hell can __ be an idiot?!” Then by the end of it I am fully convinced

Avarti is the Daedric Lord of Roasting Characters