Why I Want To Kill The Bastard With The Leaf Blower | Steve Hughes | Sydney Comedy Festival

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Steve Hughes performs at Cracker Night as part of Sydney Comedy Festival 2016.
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Cracker Night is the opening night gala of the Festival. Featuring a dazzling line up of the biggest and best Australian legends, international stars and next big things of comedy.

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  • @darkhymnsfromthecoldnorth
    @darkhymnsfromthecoldnorth7 жыл бұрын

    Most underrated comedian on the planet.

  • @markfox1545

    @markfox1545

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dark Hymns From The Cold North - says who? Who underrates him, you? You don't like him? He's very successful isn't he so who is underrating him?

  • @atticus2581

    @atticus2581

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah.... But he doesn't come out with a whole lot of new material.

  • @LAHegarty

    @LAHegarty

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@markfox1545 I think he means he's not break through to the mainstream.

  • @vancey7604

    @vancey7604

    3 жыл бұрын

    Confirmed

  • @vancey7604

    @vancey7604

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@atticus2581 2020 bitch.

  • @leaksson93
    @leaksson932 жыл бұрын

    Steve is not the comedian the Australian government want but he is the one the people need.

  • @joshualeao-iy7yi

    @joshualeao-iy7yi

    11 ай бұрын

    Humans am I right 😂

  • @marksumner9948

    @marksumner9948

    11 ай бұрын

    Very well said!

  • @alichamas63

    @alichamas63

    10 ай бұрын

    Toooo riiiiight!

  • @drjay0744

    @drjay0744

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@alichamas63Translate to English lmao

  • @jamescannon4925
    @jamescannon49253 жыл бұрын

    I'm not sure what I admire more Steve or his admiration for Enya

  • @malachi589

    @malachi589

    2 жыл бұрын

    He always finds a way to sneak her in

  • @donny_chang

    @donny_chang

    Жыл бұрын

    I bloody hate Enya

  • @loup2226
    @loup22265 жыл бұрын

    "We fixed the seatbelt problem with the ding ding!" Fucking gold.

  • @JackdawtheClown
    @JackdawtheClown7 жыл бұрын

    Great to see some new material. One of my favourite comedians

  • @Iceman3x6

    @Iceman3x6

    7 жыл бұрын

    😏

  • @blueeyes4621
    @blueeyes46213 жыл бұрын

    I watched Steve in England years ago he had me in tears of laughter, brilliant comedian.

  • @angge4261
    @angge4261 Жыл бұрын

    I LOVE this guy. Almost 55yo mother of a 9yo gorgeous well-mannered boy who enjoys his nails being varnished by gran but his father is so against he has to remove. Grade 7 violinist, who LOVES good metal music and good old fashioned fucking decency.We need MUCH more of this. Healthy irreverence and thinking for oneself instead of brainwashing.

  • @garrchristopher3950
    @garrchristopher39506 жыл бұрын

    USA here, I have no idea how this Steve huges got on my you tube , but he is a breath of fresh air and vary intelligent very funny.

  • @MerkhVision

    @MerkhVision

    2 жыл бұрын

    KZread is an international platform, it’s not restricted to only content from your country lol

  • @firedrake7663
    @firedrake76633 жыл бұрын

    You won’t find a more effortlessly good comedian, than Steve. Superb.

  • @freedomofchoicelover3734
    @freedomofchoicelover37342 жыл бұрын

    Self confession here.....I fell for the Ding ding thing once...got a newer car, always had old bombs...was going home from somewhere, put my bag on the passenger seat...ding ding...for 30km...stopped a few times, checked the engine the lot...hilarious....got home in the driveway, took the bag off and it stopped...i never lived that one down

  • @adamturner1563
    @adamturner15634 жыл бұрын

    Missed him. Its fucking great to see him still killing it! ....

  • @carldefoe4673
    @carldefoe4673 Жыл бұрын

    He coulda made a lot more of that leaf-blower material, he's left a gold mine untouched there.

  • @allisonbyrnes9093
    @allisonbyrnes90934 жыл бұрын

    I was born an bred in Tempe , planes used to fly straight over my backyard you could throw a rock at them. I seen in the real estate listings couple year ago my old house sold for over over a million, it’s crazy🤣😆

  • @danmoore1811
    @danmoore18112 жыл бұрын

    From an American standpoint you are funny AF even though this is 4 years ago that puts a lot of things in to perspective hope you're doing well man love your content

  • @prettypointlessvideo
    @prettypointlessvideo3 жыл бұрын

    The guy shouting "Yes!" Lmaooo

  • @dallasdobson8831
    @dallasdobson88314 жыл бұрын

    I always listen to comedians from around the world because I can get some truth about what happening in other countries. It’s funny how often I can relate .

  • @ashchaya7676
    @ashchaya76767 жыл бұрын

    Sorry to see he cut his hair, but I suppose we all do it eventually. Except for Dave Mustaine.

  • @rickh5683

    @rickh5683

    7 жыл бұрын

    ha! excellent. Mustaine rocks!

  • @TheKenjoje

    @TheKenjoje

    7 жыл бұрын

    ?

  • @neilcleary5706

    @neilcleary5706

    7 жыл бұрын

    mustaine and Hughes. 2 legends!

  • @AlexanderOrion

    @AlexanderOrion

    7 жыл бұрын

    Only when they have conquered your spirit..that's the day you are chosing to become a ghoul,living only from memories

  • @iamn00bish

    @iamn00bish

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ash Chaya there are many great metal heads without huge amounts of hear

  • @Azraiel213
    @Azraiel2132 жыл бұрын

    Gotta enjoy Steve while it's still legal to tell jokes. 😆

  • @pnew7927

    @pnew7927

    2 жыл бұрын

    Spot on - the clock is ticking my friend 👌

  • @souless08
    @souless082 жыл бұрын

    Steve is funny as all hell, from start to finish

  • @richieharkness5535
    @richieharkness55357 жыл бұрын

    "Lost his edge" My arse! - Awesome as ever ! 😄

  • @odytrice
    @odytrice7 жыл бұрын

    He's a brilliant comedian

  • @PaulMclauchlin
    @PaulMclauchlin6 жыл бұрын

    I love Steve's comedy. I'll never hold it against him that he cut his hair, because I did it too. Fellow Metalhead talking.

  • @souless08

    @souless08

    2 жыл бұрын

    Agree..have cut mine and gown it back 4 times now LOL getting ready to cut it off for the last time soon. My last donation to the cancer wig folks.

  • @ramirami601
    @ramirami601 Жыл бұрын

    one of my favourite comedian, both delivery and materia wise

  • @rekabrekab-zs8lv
    @rekabrekab-zs8lv2 жыл бұрын

    How have I managed to miss this guy. ~`ing brilliant.

  • @patrickmccormack4318
    @patrickmccormack43185 жыл бұрын

    "A funny man is a man with a grievance." - Marshall McLuhan

  • @deadright3118
    @deadright31187 жыл бұрын

    good to seeing back. still got it mate!

  • @85Aheadstix
    @85Aheadstix7 жыл бұрын

    Dry as shit and funny as hell.

  • @aloenottingham6163

    @aloenottingham6163

    2 жыл бұрын

    So dryy 🤣🤣

  • @Evanmander
    @Evanmander7 жыл бұрын

    So glad to see him still at it!

  • @susanmclaughlin1478
    @susanmclaughlin14787 жыл бұрын

    I thought the ding ding fixed that. I laughed so hard, love this guy

  • @aestusmaris
    @aestusmaris7 жыл бұрын

    Steve Hughes has become skinny Chopper. That's great.

  • @JeroenTel
    @JeroenTel7 жыл бұрын

    @Steve Hughes : Great you're back! Sharp as ever! :-)

  • @tnightwolf
    @tnightwolf7 жыл бұрын

    He's becoming great again! I thought he had lost it forever after seeing some footage from an earlier show, but it seems he's getting better again. Nice!

  • @DK_Son
    @DK_Son7 жыл бұрын

    Saw him here at the Enmore in July this year. Legend. Thankfully I'm seeing similar content to the show because I forgot everything he said but I knew it was great. Got to meet him too. Really nice fella. Happy to meet you and have a chat.

  • @Chotabear
    @Chotabear7 жыл бұрын

    "Brilliant house, it's got a tap" :D

  • @Stromthetruth1111
    @Stromthetruth11117 жыл бұрын

    Ahhhh another awesome one!! You are so good at making people laugh. And yet still spreading that truth seed. I love you man!!

  • @lazylad9064
    @lazylad90644 жыл бұрын

    Love this guy. Best comic around👍👍👍👍

  • @MOOSEDOWNUNDER
    @MOOSEDOWNUNDER6 жыл бұрын

    Pure gold and so true.

  • @mattf6950
    @mattf69507 жыл бұрын

    "A Calvin Klein dreamcatcher!" haha Need more new material.

  • @onpsxmember
    @onpsxmember7 жыл бұрын

    I'm so glad he's trying new material. I love his old bits but he got them for too long. Hopefully there comes a lot more, a bit of polishing and pulling a great special. With him being clean his productivity must be way up.

  • @socairnone5550

    @socairnone5550

    7 жыл бұрын

    what kind of moron associates hair length with personal hygiene?

  • @onpsxmember

    @onpsxmember

    7 жыл бұрын

    With clean i meant off drugs... I don't give a damn about his hair.

  • @jayj791

    @jayj791

    7 жыл бұрын

    dickhead

  • @Thrashaero

    @Thrashaero

    7 жыл бұрын

    i was gonna say since i thought you meant clean as in material, like no cursing etc. when he opens the bit with cunt.

  • @onpsxmember

    @onpsxmember

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oh hell no, another misunderstanding. I just came back to watch it again. I got a carlin-esc view on clean acts. Don't cut down the vocabulary.

  • @Tony78454
    @Tony784546 жыл бұрын

    That Guy in front lol "YES! YES!". musta had run ins with a leaf blower guy

  • @anaussie213

    @anaussie213

    3 жыл бұрын

    He lives in the Sydney suburbs. Everyone second house has a damn leaf blower.

  • @OhSnapItzEden
    @OhSnapItzEden7 жыл бұрын

    When he talked about the sign that said "end school zone" I thought he would agree and say something like yeah even the signs don't like the school zones we should end them

  • @madMARTYNmarsh1981
    @madMARTYNmarsh19812 жыл бұрын

    When I was a youngun we had to cross a road to get to our school. Kids were kids, acting like twats, running out in front of moving cars on a daily basis. All that stopped when a kid was run over and died, there is nothing like seeing a friend fly through the air, broken, to make kids respect the fast moving metal blocks that live on roads. I suggest every school selects one child, I would go with the bully, and they are used to demonstrate how deadly cars are when mixed with kids acting like cars aren't deadly. Gather all the students, have the bully run over in front of them. I guarantee they'll all respect the highway code then! Plus we get rid of the bully. Win-Win!

  • @DrumApe
    @DrumApe5 жыл бұрын

    I'm so glad humour is still here.

  • @rrssmooth6643
    @rrssmooth66434 жыл бұрын

    Just watched a scupltnation video for ten minutes with no end. That is Ten minutes of my life I will never get back.

  • @bombshelltilly8577
    @bombshelltilly85778 ай бұрын

    Love Steve from Hong Kong, he is the best 😂

  • @LyrelltheDark
    @LyrelltheDark5 жыл бұрын

    Glad to see he's back!

  • @UlfMTG
    @UlfMTG6 жыл бұрын

    god the ding ding part killed me. jesus i can't breathe

  • @SouthCoast-ke5wh
    @SouthCoast-ke5wh6 жыл бұрын

    Haha flight path Tempe, spot on mate you're a legend

  • @GrowingDownUnder
    @GrowingDownUnder6 жыл бұрын

    I pissed myself laughing at the start when he was talking about the leaf blower

  • @SC-vb2ui
    @SC-vb2ui4 жыл бұрын

    Brave with Integrity 🙏🏽💙

  • @owenfitzgerald3219
    @owenfitzgerald32197 жыл бұрын

    Great Steve is still going. He looks odd with short hair. I got his album Heavy Metal Comedy, fucking brilliant. Genius. Cheers Steve.

  • @aliceinabsentia
    @aliceinabsentia3 ай бұрын

    Love this guy.

  • @magillanz
    @magillanz6 жыл бұрын

    saw Steve in Auckland a couple of months ago he was awesome. Was mostly on offence and being offended. Should do lecture tour of universities with it give the students some real education

  • @Payin_Attention

    @Payin_Attention

    4 жыл бұрын

    We need to see Hughes and Jordan Peterson discuss outrage culture.

  • @kingda117

    @kingda117

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Payin_AttentionJordan Peterson? That delusional, pretentious windbag that sells shock at the expense of the marginalised in society. What a hero.

  • @kobked-x

    @kobked-x

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kingda117 if you are not joking, then you sir are a cad and a liar!

  • @faustusTVR

    @faustusTVR

    3 жыл бұрын

    He'd be banned from campus, too much wrong-think. Maybe it's a fine line between education and indoctrination.

  • @jitblues

    @jitblues

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kingda117 Ooooh their fee fee's got hurt ...by the truth. So yeah...he's a hero.

  • @smoothy4045
    @smoothy40454 жыл бұрын

    Love this guy, always funny as f😂

  • @blooBerry371
    @blooBerry3712 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit I haven’t seen him with short hair…he suits it😂

  • @charlesscarvelli865
    @charlesscarvelli8654 жыл бұрын

    Run for prime minister. You’ll have our votes

  • @ketercognitohazard

    @ketercognitohazard

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would move to your country and become a citizen just to vote for him. The US is on a bit of a down slide right now anyway. And, I had the pleasure of visiting your beautiful country once a few years back. As an American, I was treated poorly in a few places that I had visited. But, in Australia, I was treated very well. Very nice and friendly people in my experience. Wish my country (and many others) was a bit more like yours.

  • @schaffer8891
    @schaffer88914 жыл бұрын

    1 of top 3 best comedians in the world easy 😂👍✌

  • @GonjaKiiing
    @GonjaKiiing7 жыл бұрын

    Steve is a legend

  • @_kc_was_here
    @_kc_was_here Жыл бұрын

    Everytime I start my blower I hear this in my head

  • @andrewphillips8341
    @andrewphillips83414 жыл бұрын

    Love this guy

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures32476 жыл бұрын

    We fixed the problem with the 'ding ding'! LMAO!!!!

  • @MrRenegadeshinobi
    @MrRenegadeshinobi4 жыл бұрын

    George Carlin didn't die, he became Australian.

  • @souless08

    @souless08

    2 жыл бұрын

    Steve is funnier than carlin IMO.. Carlin was to whiny and preachy and a bit to self important... Steve is just funny without all the theatracial bullshit

  • @MerkhVision
    @MerkhVision2 жыл бұрын

    Great set!

  • @PatrickMcF
    @PatrickMcF4 ай бұрын

    "I got to split, bye." Man😮 it's been 40 years since I've heard that. " Where is Steve? " " The cat had to split, man!" Fat Freddy and Felix 😂

  • @Dina_tankar_mina_ord
    @Dina_tankar_mina_ord Жыл бұрын

    Imagine if he ended the punchline with that the driver at the end with the everlasting ding-ding noise probably was the same leafblower guy listening to enya sail o way sail o way sail o way. thank you god night!

  • @leesteele666
    @leesteele6664 жыл бұрын

    Love it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @eltonjesus69
    @eltonjesus697 жыл бұрын

    comedy gold

  • @syrehn69
    @syrehn69 Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant! 👋👋👋👋👋

  • @smokeybirdman
    @smokeybirdman7 жыл бұрын

    give em ding ding LOOOOL

  • @viktorarvid8609
    @viktorarvid86096 жыл бұрын

    This guy is brilliant :D

  • @rajkrishan3092
    @rajkrishan30922 жыл бұрын

    ah! the ding-ding 😂👌🏻

  • @keepcalmbuddy1025
    @keepcalmbuddy10256 жыл бұрын

    Still in my top 5 all time.

  • @twocanwonder
    @twocanwonder5 жыл бұрын

    From mortal sin to this.... Fuckin epic. Love it. 🤘🤘

  • @marcusp905
    @marcusp9054 жыл бұрын

    we needed another funny Aussie after Rolf Harris, love this dude!

  • @mikespearwood3914

    @mikespearwood3914

    Жыл бұрын

    Rolf Harris was never funny!

  • @williamsburgkavanagh1710
    @williamsburgkavanagh17104 жыл бұрын

    thats what the dinging is for... priceless.

  • @themadmanofgadara8584
    @themadmanofgadara85847 жыл бұрын

    I WANT MORE

  • @PepalaPow23
    @PepalaPow237 жыл бұрын

    you can lick a plane in Tempe! hahaha thats funny af

  • @DK_Son
    @DK_Son7 жыл бұрын

    Haha "What the fuck are they doing in our zone"

  • @trauma822
    @trauma8227 жыл бұрын

    This guy is A BOSS!

  • @HashiriyaSquadron
    @HashiriyaSquadron2 жыл бұрын

    Tough crowd. He's awesome.

  • @katgilbert9732
    @katgilbert97327 жыл бұрын

    Who cares about his hair?! This is so funny!!!

  • @artofwargh
    @artofwargh7 жыл бұрын

    In my country you can purchase the clip part (obviously without the belt) and just clip it in there forever and not wear a seatbelt. Personally the seatbelt saved my life so always wear it guys.

  • @dazwall5092
    @dazwall5092 Жыл бұрын

    Quality!

  • @Living_Connectedness
    @Living_Connectedness Жыл бұрын

    This has become soooooo much more relevant now. This audience had no idea what they were in for.

  • @Captain_Bucket
    @Captain_Bucket6 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely fucking hilarious!

  • @logicierge199
    @logicierge1992 жыл бұрын

    Where's your boy Bali. 😅😂😂👌🏽

  • @neasahayes6044
    @neasahayes6044 Жыл бұрын

    Ding ding in Ireland also and beep beep beep if you forget to close the door of your fridge. Really does the head in.

  • @stoneskull
    @stoneskull7 жыл бұрын

    he's totally the best

  • @Valhalla.Studio
    @Valhalla.Studio3 жыл бұрын

    ah mate the jokes about real estate prices hit even harder in 2021, fucking hell. Might not even a get a house with a tap and toilet for 1.2mil here in NZ lol.

  • @jameshickey1294
    @jameshickey12944 жыл бұрын

    Just found him mate an i Gota say. I'm a carlin Pryor for ever the best but now stevie mate. He's absolutely brilliant. Creative writing an excellent delivery... Lov him. How'd I miss this gie. ✌️💯😭

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins7 жыл бұрын

    Slow start but it picks up. The ding ding part killed me. And I know of an entire country that does not wear seatbelts and they ignore the ding ding....all day long! Some of the 'weaker' ones pay a mechanic to break it.

  • @FlyingDropBearAU

    @FlyingDropBearAU

    7 жыл бұрын

    Shadow Heart pay a mechanic to unplug the sensor under the seat? You know you just reach under there and unclip it...right?

  • @shmookins

    @shmookins

    7 жыл бұрын

    No, and it never crossed my mind to disable a safety mechanism in a fast moving machines that weighs about a ton and which I sit inside it surrounded by other fast moving one ton machines.

  • @kristianburgess9503

    @kristianburgess9503

    7 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @Zeriouznez

    @Zeriouznez

    7 жыл бұрын

    "FlyingDropBear" Unplug the wrong one and you might activate your side airbag

  • @BLOEDVLEK
    @BLOEDVLEK5 жыл бұрын

    Thats what ding ding's for! hahahaha

  • @luna-kr3zc
    @luna-kr3zc6 жыл бұрын

    i never thought i'd say this this man looks WAY better with long hair

  • @BenjaminPhifer
    @BenjaminPhifer7 жыл бұрын

    Glad to hear he hasn't changed his thought process. Fucking genius.

  • @caputocentral4349
    @caputocentral4349 Жыл бұрын

    "That's what ding-ding's for."

  • @kel69222
    @kel692222 жыл бұрын

    Loved the seat belt ding ding ding it does my head in my car used to do it until I removed the wires now there no ding ding ding

  • @stevolution898
    @stevolution8986 жыл бұрын

    Aussie at its best.

  • @redneckcowboy3586
    @redneckcowboy35863 жыл бұрын

    I'm one of those twisted buggers that can just block out the ding ding...it helps when you blast ATR or motorhead so loud that you can't hear the ding ding though🤘🤘

  • @bigrathole
    @bigrathole4 жыл бұрын

    6:50 I helped this hoarder lady once move shit out of her house. Among other things she drove with her seatbelt off with the dinger going constantly. I don't know how she managed it. I guess she was already driven mad long before she got in the car to do it.

  • @DursunX
    @DursunX4 жыл бұрын

    fkken gold! truth bombs

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