My Intense ESCAPE From Afghanistan… Simon Wilson
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KZreadr and KING of travel, Simon Wilson is back on the pod for his second appearance since 2020! He shared some absolutely insane stories in this episode! And in this clip he gives us a Happy Hour EXCLUSIVE, as Simon finally reveals the exact reason why he had to flee from Afghanistan back in 2022, within just an hour of touching down on the runway at Kabul airport, which he has kept completely under wraps until now!
Check out Simon's own KZread Channel to see him on his travels: / @simonwilson12
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Isn’t this the craziest story Happy Hour might have ever heard? Where is ONE place in the world you would love to visit if money was no object? 👀 There may be a prize for a random comment!
19 күн бұрын
Epstein's Island
@lukestephenson210
19 күн бұрын
North senitel island would be fascinating if they didn't kill you on entry
@DarthAnyonymousAI
19 күн бұрын
Kiribati
@dan74553
18 күн бұрын
Burton. I dream of it every night
@Silentauditor974
17 күн бұрын
In your opinion!!
“”The politics have ruined the country. But the people are great. “ This should be written into every parliament building.
If only there was a McDonalds in Kabul, you could've done the 'Maccies Trick' on your way out!
2:55 Mosul and Erbil are over 2000km OUTSIDE of Afghanistan
@soberupihateyou
16 күн бұрын
Makes you wonder if he is making everything else up. Like how you go to Afghanistan and you don't even know that.
Mosul and Erbil are in Iraq. Come on my boi!
@joshroberts7043
13 күн бұрын
Erbil is the benidrom of the Middle East
@connortopping6943
13 күн бұрын
haha that's hilarious
@MrSkipperBent
11 күн бұрын
Thought the same😂
@mrtrx
11 күн бұрын
Didn’t know Erbil and Mosul migrated to Afghanistan 🇦🇫 🤨 🇮🇶
@MarksWorldOfAdventure
10 күн бұрын
He's getting his trips mixed up. He went to Iraq but only released one video from Baghdad. Did something similar happen there? Did he leave shortly after he arrived?
Another great video simon loves to push the boundaries
This is wild!! only half the story!!! Simon Wilson NEVER disapoints....👌✌✌🤘🤘👊👊🤙🤙
Simon Wilson is the nicest guy ever man
@OperationsAndSmoothProductions
6 күн бұрын
Unless you own a Hotel.
Simon is the best! Love his attitude.
Great KZreadr and an absolute nutter for wanting to go back after what he experienced
Hey Simon, sorry to hear about your experience; it sounds like your contact really caught you off guard. Things didn't go well, possibly because your contact isn't licensed to guide tourists in Afghanistan. When visiting Afghanistan as a foreigner, you have two options: either go through a registered tour agent or register yourself at the Ministry of Tourism and Culture. This registration, done for your safety, allows you to freely visit various places. Your guide, if registered, should be aware of this process. Also, based on your story, the consulate in Dubai was already informed about your visit. Your guide should have also prepared you for the airport situation; Kabul airport's limited capacity means the arrival hall is outside, and filming or photographing at security checkpoints is usually not allowed. A friendly advice for anyone planning to visit Afghanistan, especially vloggers, is to gather as much information as possible from your guide and ensure you register with local authorities before filming. Afghanistan's current situation has some unique aspects, and it's your guide's responsibility to provide explanations and briefings about them.
@TheSirAshton90
18 күн бұрын
or better yet dont go near that backwards shithole
@34547
18 күн бұрын
@@TheSirAshton90same logic would apply to England then.
@TheSirAshton90
18 күн бұрын
@@34547 comparing England to Afghanistan is like comparing man city and my local sunday league team, put the crack pipe down you dirty muslim
Fair play Simon!
Stevie: "it's like they won a war" Yes Stevie. They literally did win the war.
@itza1974
18 күн бұрын
They didn’t win tho as said Biden just removed the troops that’s not a victory 😂😂
Love Simon, imagine travelling with him, it would be brilliant. So long as there were the golden arches! Dream place is definitely the rocky mountains in Canada to follow in my late father's footsteps. Great video guys!
@antoine_360
16 күн бұрын
for a man whos travelled the globe, hes so unknowledgeable and refuses to eat food from abroad too
@sygonsen4925
12 күн бұрын
I live near Banff! I’ll give you the rundown of everything here
lmaooooo at Simon having his own Ben Affleck Argo moment and wanting to repeat the experience
Simon is a legend wicked guy
I've seen the video with Bald and Bankrupt if you want to see his version there.
What a guy
Good story
Jack should really do merch or something
Word !
i love how everyone in the comments is a professional 😂😂
Are the full podcasts only available on Spotify? Not having much luck with the apple podcast app.
@sturm4n
19 күн бұрын
Yesssss
@Sumuddy
18 күн бұрын
Yep
@MS-pi4um
18 күн бұрын
I believe they are a spotify exclusive now.
@kaceydillin7367
18 күн бұрын
@@MS-pi4um damn. Ok. Appreciate the reply
Hes a story teller
what a man
I’ve noticed jack looks very unwell ,I really hope everything is ok with him . Sending best wishes
@HappyHourPodcast
9 күн бұрын
😂 I’ve literally never been healthier!
I’m very confused he said he wants to visit Mosul and erbil in Afghanistan but that’s in iraq?
@EverythingNuclear
19 күн бұрын
He's a professional waffle merchant.
@Nooticus
19 күн бұрын
Highly embarrassing for a travel youtuber ngl… oops
@mikenogozones
20 сағат бұрын
Yes those cities are in Iraq, I’ve been to Erbil, cool city.
Why have this big TV style studio but then only put the full episode on bloody Spotify. 🤷♂️🤦♂️🙄
Love Simon, even have Skint merch. But his takes on North Korea, Afghanistan and anything in between are horrific at times. Didn't think he'd be as naive considering the experiences he's had
@henryleather148
19 күн бұрын
completely agree mate. to have seen so much of the world yet know so little is truly baffling. not been able to finish either episode
@Jakarih1999
19 күн бұрын
Agreed, he’s thick as shit. So ignorant it’s painful
@jackgoldbridge3403
19 күн бұрын
I think he's only trying to protect himself. He mentioned about wanting to go back to Afghanistan. Wouldn't be wise for him to starting slagging the taliban off on the internet and then go back to the country
@GM-tw4el
19 күн бұрын
The taliban aren't the worst tbh, we just think they are because of the news. They were fighting against foreign occupation, they never attacked outside of Afghanistan like isis, Al-Qaida etc. Women get a bit of a raw deal, but on the whole the taliban aren't bothered about what we do in the west. Not interested in forcing their religion on us, not interested in hurting civilians in the west. If you want to see how disgusting and corrupt the western backed police and army were then look up "bacha bazi", something widely practiced and western governments were aware of, which the taliban outlawed and punished practicing it by death. They just wanted to be left alone to run their country.
@bouncingbluesoul5270
19 күн бұрын
@@jackgoldbridge3403 I highly doubt the Taliban are aware of KZread. Let alone Simon.
Man said Mosul and Erbil lol
Jaack needs to visit Afghanistan
@PeteRumley
19 күн бұрын
What😂
Been there 3 times TB's will only show aggression if feel threatened or being disrespectful to them, otherwise the people are extremely super friendly very welcoming and their hospitality is unreal....there must have been something that happened or someone did for this person to feel threatened
Sounds like Newport on a Friday.
Simon is a legend! Great podcast
Three Afghans, three Spanish tourists killed in Bamyan shooting
Yeah he sounds really clued up! Mosul and Erbil are in Iraq.
I did some filming in Afghanistan just before the Taliban marched into Kabul. Yeah it can get intense.
Whats with all the bad Comments. I love Simons content.
@jackmorgan0
18 күн бұрын
Because he is a waffler. Mentions Mosul when that is in Iraq which makes him comes across as uninformed
Mental KZreadr, mental story. It’s crazzzzzy how he wants to go back but yk what power to him 😭
💯 Callum abroad he’s on about
@mrspedrix1858
16 күн бұрын
Nah probably bald and bankrupt
@adamaston1460
16 күн бұрын
@@mrspedrix1858 well his mate got slapped in prison in Afghan ( Callum’s ) 🤷♂️
@zoolander3052
7 күн бұрын
He mentioned “her” when he was explaining
@boostbaa2882
6 күн бұрын
@@adamaston1460 Hahahah
Such a GOAT
Proffesional waffler not a single word he said is true or makes sense
Sorta guy to outwardly say "im not into politics, and I dont lean any particular way...... but I love Trump and Elon...."
@cambro5412
19 күн бұрын
What political party is Elon part of? TIA
@ryany2882
17 күн бұрын
Over Biden he's that guy has ruined America
@gh__
15 күн бұрын
Liberal detected
@davidhartley1155
11 күн бұрын
Do you have to be in a party to be political? Tia @@cambro5412
This guy doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about
@ryany2882
17 күн бұрын
He's talking about a shit hole country
😂 jay cartwright
Afghanistan is what is referred to as a “failed state” in international relations. This means there’s no order from a government, there’s no law enforcement, stable economy there is just nothing. It’s severely dangerous to enter these kinds of countries without a full understanding of what you’re getting into or a plan for ensuring your safety whilst there. What seems to have gone wrong here was a lack of planning and securing trusted contacts within the country to keep you safe. This is not the place to have miscommunication with the person you’re meant to rely on for your safety. You’d be better off next time assembling a team of trusted guides as there have been many other KZreadrs who have gone there and had more success.
any lord miles fans?
1:48 How can someone be so wrong about the circumstances around the American withdrawal of Afghan. And then again at 6:30 not the circumstances of the withdrawal. Starting to question everything this guy is saying when simple facts are evading the conversation
@NotoriousJawz
18 күн бұрын
what did he say that was wrong?
@Grimmes12
6 күн бұрын
@@NotoriousJawz he put the liberals on blast for leaving all the military equipment behind at the disposal of the Taliban
Imagine being stalked by the tailban
Rally hate the fact you don’t upload the full videos to KZread Spotify is really something that should be phased out of our livew
wait where is the full pod
@CJM527
14 күн бұрын
Spotify
I wonder if the person they were mad at for posting was Lord Miles? Either-way I think he would be a great pod guest too,
@Theganjaman88
19 күн бұрын
"Lord" miles and Simon are a pair of bellends
@chezmcdave
19 күн бұрын
Doubt it was miles as that idiot is going back to Afghanistan at some point
@lewishorsfield1216
19 күн бұрын
@@Theganjaman88why are you so lairy? 😂 how is Simon a bellend
@OldSkoolGeneral
18 күн бұрын
I figure its was Lord Miles, the Taliban already hate US/UK they h8 us uk guys as our SAS guys were taking out their leaders.
@AlwaysAway
15 күн бұрын
He said ‘she’ about the KZreadr, I think it’s Eva zu beck, she made a few videos there. One of them exposed life under the taliban in an interview with an Afghan female there
Sorry let me correct you about the American tank or military equipment,no they didn’t left everything behind %70 to 80 of the equipments had been taken back by the American the remaining %20 were damaged very badly but the taliban repair them back.
Honestly this story has a lot of plot holes, it might be true but sounds weird. Since a Germany youtuber is traveling Afghanistan now by bike, and he has a lot of contacts there, he met a lot of Taliban, all of them have been really friendly to him, he even seemed annoyed that everyone was even taking pictures with him and so on. Like most of the Afghanis now, are kinda happy that the taliban took over just because that the War is over and its finally peace over there.
@yasminea7149
5 күн бұрын
Agree with your comment but the people are Afghans (like Germans, Americans,, Indians, etc.) Afghanis = plural of Afghan currency.
Probably cause they didnt have a mcdonalds
@ryany2882
17 күн бұрын
Get a job
I didnt know you guys where still around i thought the channel had closed. Your never in my recommended 😢
Seems an issue with the tour guide tbh. Simon didnt even experience Afghanistan at all.
Shit! Det här ska jag lyssna på i morgon 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Simon man I love the story but stay out of the politics. Trump signed the deal that led to the shitty withdraw from Afghanistan and only left Biden with a couple of months to figure it all out.
Who was the person that posted something they didn't like?
@paulfogg801
6 күн бұрын
Im guessing bald n bankrupt??
I wnt mention any names when u hear that's when u know he's talking shyt
Funny Jack doesn’t like Klopp. Bloke who gives up his Christmas to go to children’s hospitals ect.. will happily do videos and laugh along with people that kick their cat round the front room and cheat on their pregnant partner as long as he gets a few quid 🤣
Look simon although well travelled he doesnt actually TAKE IN the places he visits. He clealry has a lack of knowledge of places he visits. He now travels with guys like bald and bankrupt (he is sketchy at best). Simon excels at the basic "challenge" videos and nit in depth stuff.
@DykesterGaming
19 күн бұрын
Clearly don’t watch his videos then, He’s only been with bald & Harold only a few times always on his own. And he is always takes it in.
@jj522
16 күн бұрын
Agreed. He visits some amazing places but never gives us any history or facts about them. Just walks around saying everything is "amazing"
My understanding was trump committed to leave and Biden basically had to follow through. America always leaves the gear behind
Is the other video that caused problems the bald and bankrupt one?
@tazz4766
14 күн бұрын
I would assume so!
@SamueI12
3 күн бұрын
He said it was a girl
Story sounds a bit sketchy
Reckon he’s talking about lord miles buying and selling his he Taliban stuff?😂
I think I have got a clue who he is talking about. 😏
@craigmcfc1764
16 күн бұрын
Who
@genghispepper2491
11 күн бұрын
Bald and bankrupt
@Patrick-iq8du
11 күн бұрын
@@genghispepper2491 I can’t read
Maybe it was Bald who pissed off the Taliban
I think you mentioned cities in Iraq 🤣😅
@yasminea7149
5 күн бұрын
That's bc he knows nothing about AFG
Right, 3 minutes in he lied - there are different branches in the IEA there is a police force and army branch also, there’s nothing wrong with having armed forces in airports you have the same in London or America and any other country, there are a lot of tourists in Afghanistan it was labelled as the Number 1 country to visit in 2023, we did win the war so of course we’re going to put up our flag, the guy he met is stupid there is nothing wrong with filming and most of the tourist guides are idiots he wanted free clout the Taliban don’t murder people for not filming he was just making this seem a lot worse that it actually is and of course it’s dodgy if u come to a country for 12 hours and leave it’s pretty sketchy
You had to escape Afghanistan, because you went to Afghanistan. This guy is the definition of naive.
Asks a question in which he already answered embarrassing podcast
The US left equipment in Afghanistan because they believed, incorrectly, that the American supported Afghan government would fight the Taliban. The US wanted to leave the Afghanistan, but wanted to prevent the Taliban from taking power. The arms were left to so the Afghan government could resist the Taliban. We now know that Afghan military immediately surrendered to the Taliban. This was clearly a huge intelligence failure on the part of the US, however it oversimplifies things to say that the US just left everything. We also don't know what Trump would have done. He might have taken every last bolt, as Simon says, or he might have wanted to leave the Afghans weapons to defend themselves against the Taliban.
@lukmankazeem4228
5 күн бұрын
Sounds like you're making excuses up. The US left everything while the Taliban already nearly took over the country's capital in a fierce fight. That simply means the US and allies could not have handed over to anyone at the time. And even the then Afghan president already fled the country. So, the fact that they left them for Afghanistan military is not true. They simply left them because they didn't have much time to pack up and transfer some equipments. You can watch the documentary on What happened on that day, you'll see how difficult for humans to get out, not to talk of equipments.
No McDonald's there
guessing it was bald and bankrupts video that pissed them off....!!!!
Like….like…..like…..like
Your guide was a scammer. He was acting and wanted a kind of support like maybe he wanted some free visa for himself and his family. That disgusting guide ruined your tour. Plenty of KZreadrs have been there and they have all enjoyed their stays. Afghanistan is one of the most hospitable country you will ever visit. Find a proper legit guide next time you visit and share your experience than.
What Simon says about Biden withdrawing from Afghanistan without a proper plan should not be understated. This is one of the many reasons a character like Trump gets into the White House.
Simon... you'd make a rubbish agent mate lol... you've have so much info on your guy that they could be found probably by the info about them you've said lol....less is more we'd get it.
Bald and bankrupt 100%
@Exiledtaffzh
19 күн бұрын
Wandering Emma
Mosul and Erbil are in Iraq 😂
People crying Simon is talking about his experience
Western countries always act with a moral high ground and quick to condemn likes of Russia but the reality they such hypocrites. What they did Afghanistan is so disgusting yet no one has taken accountability for it
He's clearly lying about this whole story 😂😂
Didn’t fancy telling him to sit closer to the mic then, can hardly hear him for a lot of the podcast
For a pretty good content creator simon is a horrible storyteller at this podcast 😅
@onsitehistory228
16 күн бұрын
Yeah the amount of waffle in this podcast was a little disappointing knowing some of the stories Simon has there wasn’t much depth 😢
Goes to a country run by terrorists, is shocked when he has to flee 😂😂😂😂
Trump would have left everything too. He’s a compulsive liar
Wit
Unfortunately his political knowledge lacks, trump to blame for a lot of it
@Charlie_Nice
19 күн бұрын
Under trump = World peace. must hurt so bad knowing genocide joe is everything and more you accuse trump of. Your Woke Biden is the literal devil ahhaha
@tstret3104
19 күн бұрын
Pod was going great until he listed Trump and Musk as the people he'd most want to be sat next to...
@Ardeesv
19 күн бұрын
Imagine caring that much what OTHER people think 🤣 hopefully you both get a life soon huns x
@tstret3104
19 күн бұрын
@@Ardeesv I know right! Imagine caring what other people think so much that it causes you to reply! It’s almost as if the irony is waiting to slap you back in the face 😅
@luke-ti3fu
19 күн бұрын
Perhaps I'm misinformed here too. I was under the impression that Biden made the decision. What was Trump's involvement?
This guy is a good guy but seriously needs to stop associating with the charlatans Bald and Bankrupt and Backpacker Ben. Both creeps.
This guy chats so much syht unbleavble such a lier probably been paid to chat shyt
Cant stand Simon and im not even sure why 😂
@maccamcfcflc
19 күн бұрын
He's got wrong un vibes
@Theganjaman88
19 күн бұрын
@@maccamcfcflc he's mates with bald and bankrupt. Who is definitely a wrong'un
@chhitijpahari1011
19 күн бұрын
@@c.james1profile pic brothers yay🎉🎉🎉🎉
@chhitijpahari1011
19 күн бұрын
@@c.james1my c is bigger
@johnchapmonkey8933
19 күн бұрын
Might be the company he keeps like bald and bankrupt seriously dodgy character
Simon used to make good videos UNTIL he recently collaborated with sketchy guys like bald and bankrupt and harold baldr. Sinon seeming political views (like suport for trump and elon musk) clearly shows he is leaning a certain way BUT simon is a simple guy and doesnt have in depth experience or understanding.
@mrsp2399
18 күн бұрын
Sketchy? Harald Balder?? I don't think so!
@liammaher7090
18 күн бұрын
No only bad thing about Simon is he’s a Liverpool fan
@creevie1453
18 күн бұрын
How does that make his videos bad?
@glasgowbhoy8711
18 күн бұрын
Crazy Biden supporter… the man who gave Afghanistan to the taliban and gave them weapons, vehicles helicopters bullets and so much more and let them control the country… but you hate trump for his mean tweets 🫣😂
@nemesisc8341
18 күн бұрын
@@liammaher7090have a day off lad
'That'll make it look like they've beat them' - They did beat them
This guy is just lying nothing of this sort would have happened Afghanistan is the safest country many foreigners go there all the time
Your story depends on lie , no one stops u to film in Afghanistan 🇦🇫 Afghanistan have more freedom of speech than so called western countries So stop spreading false information about Afghanistan
What Apaches?
Simon is a maroon. Doesn't eat the local food, doesn't absorb culture, steals food and other things, thinks everyone is his best friend which will turn bad eventually. Constantly bombarding strangers with question after question. Prat!
@wezftw7130
17 күн бұрын
His heart is in the right place and you can tell he is a people person but his knowledge of the world and different cultures is very poor considering how well travelled he is.