So what I understood was that Clooney had a clue on how to play Batman but the director was clueless 😂😂😂

@Kyuuzosan

8 ай бұрын

well, his name is "Clue"ney so... I'll see myself out now

@CynicalWarlock

8 ай бұрын

@@Kyuuzosan Well he is supposed to be the world's greatest detective, so Clue-ney fits.

If they might just be crazy enough to try it, I might just be crazy enough to go watch it. Excellent analysis on a Batman most people don't even give a second look these days. I guess self-entitlement is the death of pragmatism. What I'd definitely go watch without a second thought is Ben Affleck's Batman Beyond :D.

@CynicalWarlock

8 ай бұрын

Ben Affleck Beyond.

At this point everyone should play Batman, since WB doesn't want to keep one for more than a few years.

@cow_king4223

8 ай бұрын

Btw I'm not saying that it's bad to have multiple at once, just that it can get quite confusing.

@CynicalWarlock

8 ай бұрын

@@cow_king4223 Fair point; that's a symptom of a terrified studio that doesn't know what its doing. Ideally, you'd have a main cinematic universe, with consistent actors/characters, and sprinkle elseworlds interpretations and more indie takes on the side. Alas, WB did it the other way around, in a desperate attempt to catch up to Marvel.

I just realised I never watched this video. Feels bad man. I think George's character was funny enough but I think the marketing for the movie should be accurate to what it is.

@CynicalWarlock

7 ай бұрын

Yes, how dare you almost miss a wayward piece of content?

@Knight1029

7 ай бұрын

@@CynicalWarlock I know, I know. I shall be off to flog myself now.

@CynicalWarlock

7 ай бұрын

@@Knight1029 You perv.

If I was a billionaire, I'd fund it. Pretty damn good idea. Somehow though, I don't think I trust the current generation of writers to write such a Bruce...

@CynicalWarlock

8 ай бұрын

Well they asked me, but I'm too expensive.

Well, at least CL00NEY's BATMAN'll always be fondly remembered as BATMAN NlPPLES.

@CynicalWarlock

8 ай бұрын

Yes, at least there's *some* innovation. Actually, Kilmer did it first. Nevermind.

@xd666xd

7 ай бұрын

@@CynicalWarlock ¿Wut? ¿U mean the BATMAN NlPPLES? Well, nope. ¡KEAT0N'S BATMAN did it 1st! But it was the most subtle one regarding the BATMAN NIPPLE in the 90s.

@xd666xd

7 ай бұрын

@@CynicalWarlock l mean, even J0SE FERNANDEZ {the costume designer} said this about it: *"Well, in the 1st one, they were just a little blob of clay. lt was subtle- it was a blip. But for BATMAN & R0BlN, J0EL SCHUMACHER loved the NlPPLES, so he said, 'Let’s showcase them.' SCHUMACHER wanted them sharpened, like, with points. They were also circled, both outer & inner- it was all made into a feature of the BATSUlT!"*

@xd666xd

7 ай бұрын

@@CynicalWarlock So, l don't know why, but movie directors obviously tended to like BATMAN NlPPLES in the 90s. ¡But CL00NEY's BATMAN was the one who took it that to the limit!

@CynicalWarlock

7 ай бұрын

@@xd666xd Well if Keaton's nipples were there, they're so subtle that I can't spot them. Looked at a bunch of photos. Batman directors have too exquisite tastes for us mortals to understand.

Not gonna lie he would be a good batman just need to have a good story

@CynicalWarlock

8 ай бұрын

Yeah. Good stories are Hollywood's Achilles' heel.

Why would you not whip it out? 😏

@anonysend6532

8 ай бұрын

Yep, that was a good one!😁

So basically you are saying he should be nightwing batman

@CynicalWarlock

8 ай бұрын

Old busted Nightwing Batman.

I've not seen Clooney's batman mostly because of his smug demeanor - he's one of those actors whose films I avoided (like Decaprio, until I realised he's actually good following Blood Diamond- and Ben Affleck who Ive never gelled with in anything). I'm not sure the smugness would ever find a place in Batman even if he plays a father or mentor. Who wants a self-satisfied douche swanning around telling you how you should live/behave? Affleck and Clooney both insufferably smug but maybe, if their characters went through some terrible humiliation or another tragic event (orphan is no longer enough), I could root for them. Maybe Bruce Wayne is just not a character I can care about - although I did enjoy Pattinson's interpretation. I needed to have a think before properly commenting. Great vid as always, Cynical.

@CynicalWarlock

8 ай бұрын

"orphan is no longer enough" made me chuckle. It's funny how the smug characters gravitate towards this role; probably cause it's built into the character. After all, we are talking about a billionaire who thinks he can save the world with his fists.