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@racerx6247

9 ай бұрын

What shrimps pls

@user-we9zn6kd6e

8 ай бұрын

​@@racerx6247😊😊

@nolanemond

3 ай бұрын

It doesn’t work for me

As someone who tried to keep shrimp and had them all die, I'm finally glad I know the reason, it was their fault!

@FishForThought

Жыл бұрын

yes xD

@adventurewolf5356

10 ай бұрын

Oh wooooow

@bushman5.567

9 ай бұрын

I tried twice, was gonna try again but gave up, which i saw this vid earlier😂

@CoolNumber1

7 ай бұрын

U noob. I have like 200 shrimp easily.@@bushman5.567

@mrs.e3527

6 ай бұрын

Only one of mine lived😢 He is a bad A, though, and literally changed to a darker color to blend in to the substrate.

This honestly explains so much as an impoverished kpop and country-listening male minority

@FishForThought

Жыл бұрын

hahaha

@stephenodubhlaoich

Жыл бұрын

Minority where? This racist said "visible minority" as an American, implying only Whites can be racist. But, on a global scale, White people are the minority 🤔

@1X7SL3

3 ай бұрын

Stay strong king🫡💪💪(*add Tate-like qoute here)

The worst she can say is no. Shrimp: *dies*

@Cyka_Blyat5948

8 ай бұрын

OH GOD- 😂

@katarinatibai8396

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂💀💀💀

@CosmiqueRays

Ай бұрын

This

"Do you know how to tell a good lie? You mix some truth within it." - chris probably

@FishForThought

Жыл бұрын

most effective

@rayhanmustakim7073

Жыл бұрын

Chris Chan?

@the_blue_jay_raptor

10 ай бұрын

​@@rayhanmustakim7073 We don't talk about him

@1X7SL3

3 ай бұрын

I knew it. They dont even need Calcium.

Now we need to have a video about how to get your shrimp to like you

@jenpink4298

Жыл бұрын

😂

@FishForThought

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@davidk4082

Жыл бұрын

At minimum you need to be white and rich👀

@agereartist3763

Жыл бұрын

What if I'm black BUT I'm a girl

@eggalytheegg5567

11 ай бұрын

Be a rich white woman

“Well. I don’t like my owner. Guess I’ll just die.”

My shrimp bit me while I was scraping the algae of the glass

@riverstein7251

Жыл бұрын

I didn’t even know they could bite hard enough for you to feel it. I know some can punch really hard but…

@viddeliten

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, you were taking their food...

@sergioortiz1839

11 ай бұрын

You needed a search warrant

@lalaithan

7 ай бұрын

@@riverstein7251 One dropkicked my tweezers and I got scared.

@BagelsLife

7 ай бұрын

My shrimp attacked my betta while he was sleeping 💀

I’m sorry, but animal that hates Dolly Parton has no place in my heart.

@hallehuckleberry

Жыл бұрын

that’s so real

@am_Nein

11 ай бұрын

There's a reason you buy a tank to store it, after all..

@JuanLopez-sx1er

8 ай бұрын

YEAH I LOVE ❤️ DOLLY PARTON TOO.

There are two types of shrimp: pretty shrimp you want to thrive who jump out of the one little gap in your tank's lid just to spite you, or a boring clear shrimp that's lived at least 3 years longer than it was supposed to purely because it knows you don't want a tank anymore but not enough to kill the shrimp to get rid of the leaky old thing.

@giftofthewild6665

2 ай бұрын

😂

@Disturbedelv121

17 күн бұрын

Get a few new shrimp ina new tank and he'll die 2 days later

Why is bro spitting fax💀💀💀😭

@FishForThought

Жыл бұрын

they also don't like spitting

@RED_RNGR

Жыл бұрын

@@FishForThought rip💀

@ScissorsProduction

11 ай бұрын

​@@RED_RNGRHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA💀

I’ve had a small group of amano and chocolate shrimp for almost a year now and still wake up every day scared they will be dead lol. They’re so fragile!!!

too many or too big water changes can kill them too. but yeah any swings in any parameter can shock them. i don’t test my water at all but they are pretty happy because I don’t mess with tanks and neglect them instead. tbh i only change water to clean the calcium buildup lol

I got 4 amano shrimp 2 years ago, they are all still with me.

i actually learned a lot here. i went low tech on a shrimp colony and it survived for a couple years with no issues even with minimal water changes. unfortunately, they just recently died off.... i may have been playing some kpop but i noticed a lot of worms. i will definitely look into better quality food options for the next tank build. thank you for the tips FFT!

so, Chris is a shrimp. btw i have a tank full of yellow pumpkin shrimps in a small circular (40-60 gal) concrete tank outside, it has Foxtail Plant in it and is kept in a reasonably shadowy place. i bought 12 of'em but right now there are 100's if not 1000's of them. i have even sold more than 100-200 i think.

@zayeemsavage6488

6 ай бұрын

you got a shrimp factory there😂

@petzIndiadotcom

6 ай бұрын

@@zayeemsavage6488 we got all year round production, as i live in a tropical country we don't need heaters or anything. It just happens on it's own

@zayeemsavage6488

6 ай бұрын

@@petzIndiadotcom ow ur from india,,i am from Bangladesh

I love my shrimp … I feed them a little pellet thing and I come back to the Shrimp cult

@empressireneabitfishcrazy

10 ай бұрын

I keep thinking I have videos I missed but nope… I was here 2 months ago

Meanwhile: my amanos, haven't looked at them in ever, living their own lives, all accounted for the few times I check on them. God bless self sustaining tanks

So you're telling me my shrimp just die because they can't stand Ring Ding Dong by SHINee? Ok they deserved

Bruh 😢😢😢I have been raising racist shrimps, but they don't die 😂😂😂

im gonna buy a banjo and play it in front of shrimp

@skunksquad75688

6 ай бұрын

R. I. P shrimp (0000-2023)

Thx my shrimp just died so this helps😊

@FishForThought

Жыл бұрын

which reason do you think it was?

My shrimp died because my turtle ate them. Knowing their toxic personality, they probably said racist crap to piss off my turtle. 💀

@FishForThought

Жыл бұрын

in my experience turtles are even more racist, have you seen videos where turtles will headbutt a shoe that is black but leave a white shoe alone

@LocalLucifer

Жыл бұрын

@@FishForThought I did name my shrimp Mr. Bigotes, this was definitely racially monivated! I'm starting to see the turtle's true shell. 🤯

I love that half the reasons are goofy and half are genuine

Honestly as popular as shrimp are I prefer snails for one simple reason: they’re a lot harder to kill imo 😅 (Btw I love how in addition to giving helpful information you also mixed in some humorous comments in this vid. Informative *and* entertaining!)

@FishForThought

Жыл бұрын

always trying for that balance!

@giftofthewild6665

2 ай бұрын

I've determined that mts are actually immortal. I've had them survive the tank being fully empty (just damp sand) for months. There has been assassin snails in the tank for 5 years and the assassins are breeding, and yet the mts colony is just as large as its always been. Its not possible to kill them 😂

One of those shrimp has some serious head growth. Good luck

lol. I just had to tell you that I honestly want to know how to do a little tank with just shrimp because I think my grandchildren would enjoy it and I don’t want fish picking them off. but you made me laugh out loud and I really did enjoy the tidbits that you threw in. Thank you for making my day today.

@jaynecollett7619

2 ай бұрын

I've been gathering things to do the same thing! I love watching them & thought it would be neat to have a small tank just for them. Now he scared me!😢

#1) they crawl outta the tank #2) they crawled out the tank #3) they crawl out of the tank #4) they just crawl out #5) they will crawl out of the tank #6) they crawl out of the tank

Shrimp: *Sees new owner* Shrimp: Guess I'll die 🤷

I had a shrimp army and I literally just put em in a tank with some plants and they just multiplied “Whats more ironic is that the guy who sold em said they need special care to breed”

I think water changes are a variable.. depending on the type of shrimp and how stable you can keep you water perimeters

I absolutely LOVED my ghost shrimp and they loved me too. They created 3-4 generations and it was so beautiful to see the shrimp eggs in the mama shrimps tummy. Just 20 little green balls with eyes haha

This was actual PERFECTION

Misandrist shrimp. One of God’s most beautiful creations

Honestly might be one of the truest videos to exist on youtube

Ive had a single ghost shrimp i bought 2 years ago...idk how its still alive even after tank changes but that sucker is still alive and thriving

FF: "If you play country music, it'll kill itself" Me: That's fair

I've found that they actually prefer when i supply them with teeth. Mine specifically, i'm running out and they've acquired weapons. I'm out of baby teeth and all my premolars. Not sure how they can tell the difference.

I have 4 Japanese shrimps in my main tank with fish. They are molding every month and love to just chill on the decorations. Soo I guess mine are nice lol

I think that shrimp after you said perverts has vorticella

I’ve kept ghost shrimp, many of them have died, but I want to keep some in my community tank with platy, Molly, skirt tetras, rosy red minnow, guppy or siamese algae eater

“🎶When the sun goes down, on my side of town 🎶” RIP shrimp

I made sealed biospheres for mine and they're doing great. Even saw a baby today. Never had them before and I heard they are sensitive to water changes so I used the bottle betta water from the pet store. No acclimation and no deaths. It's been about a week now

I loved how he made a joke inbreed each reason😂

They also have such short lifespans they might be on their way to death before you even get them.

My therapist: you can't read people's minds. Not everyone is going to dislike you just by looking at you My shrimp: bet

At my pet store they told me, that feeding to much protein can cause them to grow to fast so they have trouble moulting and die. Turns out my 5 man shrimp crew (neocaridina) had to much left overs from my kuhli loaches and grew in record time. Calcium deficiency was also part of the problem.

I love how my first goldfish, filthy dirty poop tank where I ordered cheap amazon shrimp, threw them in with no acclimation survived for YEARS. Now I am taking it serious, aquascaped beautifully, got a very understocked fish selection, they died 6 times. I have spent so much money on them and they just don't work out

I love the humor mixed with facts😂 10/10

My Amano shrimp are soldiers. They've survived 3 tank changes, the first was from an overstocked, small tank with high nitrite. Glad they're in a good home now.

😂😂😂😂 This was hilarious and I love the added truths in here. Drip acclimation being huge. Nobody told me this in the beginning and I almost lost all my blue dreams. Now, I have a tank full of neos & caridinas (miraculously) plus a sweet bamboo couple. 🥰

I actually just started my first-ever tank 3 months ago and all of my shrimp are thriving. they haven't bred but they're all still alive and I did everything wrong.

No wonder my shrimps keep dying. I play country music 24/7

I love how in between everything there are some actually helpful tips someone might've been pulling their hair out over.

Ive got tiny, tiny, see through shrimp in a small heavily planted no filter nano tank

Never done a water change and the shrimp population is growing exponentially..

Honestly for me it depends on which store you got them and whether they are healthy and can adapt well😂😂

i love how this is a joke but also somewhat helpful 😂

You’re not lying! 😂

I've got cherries, amanos and a vampire shrimp with my newly added betta fish.. The water parameters must be spot on because my amanos are breeding like wild rabbits which apparently is quite rare for that species of shrimp.. I normally check the water parameters with a tester kit every so often and take a little of their water out if need be to just clean the filter.. So far they've been doing swell and even my male betta hasn't been following the voices in his head that tell him to eat every one around him so I'm hoping I can keep that luck 😂

Can't agree with #6. I feel like the closer a tank is to Nature the better, it runs it's self and the animals always learn to adapt with nature. I have a planted tank and it takes care of itself. I literally don't have to do anything. No feeding, NO water changes, only top-offs, No cleaning, No medicating, No worries, No stress. And I have 4 generations of Mollys & 2 generations of Amano Shrimp in that same tank.

the loop lmao

I showed my shrimp this video and they all died………….LAUGHING!!!!

Finally a reasonable Video!! I finally see clearly

Of course it’s Cupid playing in the background

Yep my shrimp definitely are racists

I agree with you my shrimp just died😂😢

I mean... the ghost shrimp at your local petsmart/petco don't take care of them or even feed them. So theirs a high chance it's a 100% mortality rate. I managed to get two of ten ghost shrimp to live up to four months before dying. This was several attempts. They were also barely 60 cents per shrimp.

@kirachouinard3490

Жыл бұрын

my local petsmart sells ghosts for $3.99 each, its absolutely ridiculous

Fatherfish style will help out tremendously

😂😂😂😂😂 as someone who loves shrimp and killed somewhere around 30 trying, IT'S TOUGH!! I finally (fingers crossed no jinx) have a stable tank and have had my shrimp for a while but MAN I FELT THIS

Axolotls definitely need substrate! Sand is their natural substrate. NO GRAVEL due to their poor eyesight they could ingest it when eating and that can lead to disaster. Also at minimal a 20gal tank. Too small of a space is detrimental to them so nothing below that. Edit to add: When I say sand, I don't mean coarse sand.

Every shrimp i have had died except my amano shrimp. Those shrimp are build like tanks. Going 4 years now and my original 5 are going strong.

Bro the humor got me subscribed😂😂🤣

Number 11: my betta decided they were all food

As my uncle aka the Big Kahuna would say always trying to keep the brown man down 😂

All of these are very accurate statements regarding shrimps.

I love this style of content now. Great work!

My first 2 batches died within 2 weeks 😭 Now my current batch still alive after 2 months. 💪

Man.. i just threw them into my dirt planted aquarium and they multiplied like crazy, i had no filter, did no water changes, fed them cucumbers and salad every 14 days probablly and they thrived😂

im unsure of the normal shrimp lifespan (cause of conflicting information online) but my first shrimp died today after 3 years.. hopefully he had an ok life at least

Ooooooh! The radio was on a Country station... now it all makes sense! Okay, station has been changed, maybe I'll try shrimp again, now I know the reasons!

I have to do water changes so slowly due to my tap water temperature!! I've gone through a lot of thermometers. Never get a submerged battery thermometer ☠️ miraculously they survived a 2 month power outage through the middle of winter!

I have a perfect 75 gallon aquarium. Loads of plants, loads of natural detritus and food sources for the shrimp, loads of space, very good filtration, no other fish. Except that I have a black piranha. No big deal, they’re so small he won’t even mind them. I was wrong, the day I fed him he also decided to bite the face off of a nice female cherry shrimp. There are still a few left but man do I hate him now 😂😂😂😂😂

Fish for thought Criss for thought IM COMFUSED WHOS WHO MY MIND IS GETING AN EROR

Because all living things die eventually.

@FishForThought

Жыл бұрын

not shrimp

@nerdgiant4101

Жыл бұрын

@@FishForThought yeah they do in my care. Lol! No actually I have about 8 that have been doing very well for a year now.

Maybe you ate them?

Nice job sir. Thanks for the laugh and simultaneous education.

The facts in-between the sarcasm👌🏻

I added 2 amano shrimp to my brand new tank 1 year ago. I've changed the water 4 times and they are still both alive, just plodding alongeating java moss.

My brother just got shrimp. Thanks for the pro tip 👍. However as a poor male member of a minority, I don't think he'll have much luck.

Wow! Wish I could have known this 1-2 years ago 😂😂

@FishForThought

Жыл бұрын

not too late now! you have been warned

Havent change the water ever since my plant grows Just add some water if the water level drops Set up outside with sunlight all day Would cover if it rains Still they lay eggs

istg, i mever even touch my shrimp tank, they all just live happily with 2 small algea wafers every week

I've noticed that yes, water temperature shocks tend to be the worst for my shrimp. And the only times I've had casualties.

Number 3 is relatable and deep 😂

the shrimp you showed in the video is infected with Vorticella, maybe that's why your shrimps keep dying

I've never done waterchanges, and I'm a dude, I'm very lucky to have my shrimp not kill themselves.

Drip acclimating is what really made the difference for me. You can get them to live without doing it but they seem to last longer and more survive if you drip acclimate before adding.

Shrimp actually hate water changes. I hear people constantly losing shrimps every single time they do a water change.. Usually you have to introduce water slowly through drip.

As a shrimp owner I can confirm this is legit