WELP...

@MoochiDoesRoblox

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO DIDNT AGE WELL

@kingarthur7968

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh....

@TurkFNBR

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh lol

@zaidyounas1602

2 жыл бұрын

I'm so early that Afghan president left

@TurkFNBR

2 жыл бұрын

That didn’t age well

Ashraf ghani: "don't worry guys" Ashraf ghani: "I have a plan" *Ashraf ghani has left the game*

@estehte5764

2 жыл бұрын

More like "I have a plane"

@X_Otman

2 жыл бұрын

he raged quit

@lildrippy8245

2 жыл бұрын

@@estehte5764 ba dum ts

@hipsterdoggo7604

2 жыл бұрын

Don't worry guys, this all part of Ashraf ghani's fail-safe plan 😅

@SilvercraftStudio

2 жыл бұрын

Last seen 6 years ago

“WELP...” google transleter: PUPPY...

@johnfu3633

2 жыл бұрын

So true

@w.d.gaster9745

2 жыл бұрын

Russian?

@UnsaidMagnite

2 жыл бұрын

@@w.d.gaster9745 german

@pardeepgarg2640

2 жыл бұрын

Transl8or

@sarthakiii

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah rll comment translation

As An Afghan living in Afghanistan, I do accept that Taliban still has no 100% control over Afghanistan. there are areas where people even don't know anything about the taliban and pervious collapsed government.

@arminiuszmazowszanin2670

2 жыл бұрын

That brings hope to people there.

@mansoorb7862

Жыл бұрын

Stop lying

@mansoorb7862

Жыл бұрын

Everyone know I'm afghanistan

@idreskhan5597

Жыл бұрын

@@mansoorb7862 jepp but colabi ur come from tajikstan colab villige ur imagratet from tsjiktstan therfor u lying

@JackTalyorD

Жыл бұрын

At the end of the the crops need to be harvested and the goats need to be milked................. what matters about the rest.

This comment section is literally 10,000 people making the same joke

@Man44444

2 жыл бұрын

@Adosan Yes agreed

@ejuss4216

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, imma gonna take a rest here after reading the same comment over and over again Come join us. It looks like u have been scrolling the same comment type

@minxjii7208

2 жыл бұрын

Its a funny coincidence

@roadbone1941

2 жыл бұрын

They really think the Taliban have perminently "won", as if Afghanistan won't collapse into civil war & anarchy

@jort281

2 жыл бұрын

Remember when youtube was mainly racist and a horrible place to chat. Now it's a clone army of comedians desperate for likes. Both equally horrifying.

Afghanistan: * Impossible to conquer* Afghanistan: Fine. I’ll do it myself

@seyhaksin5618

2 жыл бұрын

It's the Taliban lol they have thier own flag

@JustAnotherAccount8

2 жыл бұрын

@@seyhaksin5618 yes but that basically makes it akin to a civil war, so they conquered their own country

@panjshiris-shir1857

2 жыл бұрын

@@seyhaksin5618 are you stupid Talibans are Afghan but stupid terrorist Attacking there own country

@WarConicX

2 жыл бұрын

@@panjshiris-shir1857 do you even English bro

@panjshiris-shir1857

2 жыл бұрын

@@WarConicX No can you teach me

Afghanistan couldn't be conquered because the various tribes had skillshare.

@zaytime4156

Ай бұрын

Correct Same thing w/ Ancient Africa…hard to Conquer a place w/ multiple hostile tribes full of Rebels, militaries are organized Tribes are not they kill each other so much they have more than enough practice

"Lets invade Afganistan" -Last words of empires

@arthas640

Жыл бұрын

Unless they're Greek, North Indian, Iranian, Turkic, Arabic, Huns, or Scythians. The country was basically ruled by Greeks for most of the classical period and spent most of its history as a frontier for various Iranian empires before it was conquered by Turkic/Mongolian empires for nearly all of the medieval and modern period, ironically it mainly gained independence thanks to Russian and British imperialism and their squabbling made Afghanistan more valuable as a border state than a colony so neither of them tried too hard to secure it since Russia mainly just wanted to keep the British out of Central Asia and the British mainly just wanted to keep raiders and the Russians out of India but neither of them really wanted Afghanistan all that much.

@eonthinker100yrago8

Жыл бұрын

@@arthas640 iranians and scythians are related to or are ancestors of afghans

@Someone345y

Жыл бұрын

Sikh emperor Maharaja Ranjit Singh defeated Afghans and occupied large part of Afghan lands

@jhonklan3794

11 ай бұрын

i mean not really lmao. Its not really a country, there is nothing to invade.

“Imagine if Poland was divided between Germany and Russia.” Why use my imagination when I can just use a European history book?

@platzpropeller858

2 жыл бұрын

Poland? whats that?

@RottenFlesh-we6nu

2 жыл бұрын

@@platzpropeller858 a part of germany 😏

@platzpropeller858

2 жыл бұрын

@@RottenFlesh-we6nu unsere Fahne flattert uns voran!

@fifthcolumn388

2 жыл бұрын

@@RottenFlesh-we6nu in all honesty, Poland could have existed independently, but Germany should have never had East Prussia and the Danzig Corridor taken from it. Could have really avoided WWII.

@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment lol

Everyone asks "Why is Afghanistan impossible to conquer". No one asks "Why conquer Afghanistan?"

@novemberguy9

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously 😒😑

@Jaredhenderson765

2 жыл бұрын

Oil

@Vichu.

2 жыл бұрын

Afghanistan is in centre of silk road so it was strategic then and fairly central..

@MB-do1sh

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not saying these are the right reasons, but Afghanistan has been traditionally a target as a passageway between the west and the far east, especially the Khyber pass. They called it "the gateway to India" In modern times, Afghanistan has a great deal of resources like rare earth metals.

@Athanatoi

2 жыл бұрын

Because Gold and pipeline for Black Gold(Oil)

"why afghanistan is impossible to conquer" taliban: hold my slipper and ak 47

@Afghangoat7

2 жыл бұрын

Taliban are Afghans

@satanharsh1999

2 жыл бұрын

@@Afghangoat7 taliban is terrorist group made up of afghans people

@allcountrieslatestsongs3453

2 жыл бұрын

FOOL TALIBANS ARE AFGHANS LEARN SOME HISTORY BLOOD FIGHT BLOOD THATS WHAT IS

@Afghangoat7

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mirwankhilji IKR

"One of the poorest and least developed country on the planet" As an Afghan this sentence just made me cry At the end of the day we Afghans are RESPONSIBLE

@fakealizer8280

2 жыл бұрын

gg your war against yourself has ended its your time to develop

@Mountain_2

2 жыл бұрын

@@fakealizer8280 bro the Taliban conquered the entire of it and they don't want it to develop probably because half of the human rights are considered lifetime in prison. Literally the most ignorant person I've met also even in your simple world you see we can't just "invade Afghanistan again wawawa" we have tried that and wasted 2 trillion dollars which is big(very obvious) also

@jacksin3323

Жыл бұрын

money breeds evil. trust me. i live in the united states (our states are not very united, most disagree GREATLY, and our own federal government cant seem to get all of them in order. the fed is everyones nightmare.

@yta5534

Жыл бұрын

Me as a Muslim say.. dont put religion into your politics man. Its 2022, not 1430. We turks do the same but hey, its a big NOT.

@beefy1986

Жыл бұрын

Dude look at Afghanistan back in the early 20th century when the King was still in power. Such a beautiful and peaceful place inspite of the different ethnics living within. The wars and corruption just ruined it like most of the Middle East, Iraq and Iran.

"Why Afghanistan is Impossible to Conquer" Meanwhile Taliban: *It's free real estate*

@apolloorosco6852

2 жыл бұрын

" Why do people comment in quote"

@Ridz149

2 жыл бұрын

@@apolloorosco6852 because he was quoting the title. That’s how quotes are supposed to be used

@apolloorosco6852

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ridz149 “that’s how quotes are supposed to be used “ - Ridz

@Ridz149

2 жыл бұрын

@@apolloorosco6852 😂😂😂

@sprunkadct

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

RealLifeLore: *makes this video* Taliban: “And I took that personally”

@diamondy1235

2 жыл бұрын

And it got 170 likes

@crispcheck

2 жыл бұрын

@@diamondy1235 honestly I thought my comment was just gonna get buried so I’m surprised

@diamondy1235

2 жыл бұрын

@@crispcheck and it got 180 likes

@memesimulator7405

2 жыл бұрын

fr

@simongutierrez4624

2 жыл бұрын

@@diamondy1235 722😳

Thank you for making this video. As an Afghan, I would rather caption it why to not conquer Afghanistan? Why there should be an invasion at all in the first place?

@shumailakhan8290

2 жыл бұрын

I appreciate it ☺️

@xredds

2 жыл бұрын

Well

@xredds

2 жыл бұрын

It was already taken by Taliban so get fucked

@hazm001

2 жыл бұрын

@@xredds not really a get fucked moment when the taliban are essentially the people of the land

@josealexiscarrasco3778

2 жыл бұрын

Is posswssion of mariguana okay over tjere?

This answered decades of questions that I had about Afghanistan, now it makes sense, thank you

Talibans after taking over Afghanistan: *"It was a long shot but first let us thank our sponsor, raid shadow legends, Nord VPN and Honey"*

@tofu2204

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget skillshare

@thestatic

2 жыл бұрын

@@tofu2204 And Brilliant

@gavinotheshitpostartist5586

2 жыл бұрын

Also WIX, and Raycon

@Valendor

2 жыл бұрын

"Its better to have a hole in your hand, than a hand in your hole" -Sun Tzu

@kevinc.cucumber3697

2 жыл бұрын

Damn even talibans getting sponsored by raid? Nobody is safe out there

11 days is one hell of a speedrun.

@cpeir8460

2 жыл бұрын

Yes lol

@flowsmallen9082

2 жыл бұрын

👏

@radiobell920

2 жыл бұрын

doo doo doo doo

@ruskru5318

2 жыл бұрын

Not…. Yet

@AllusAmericanosNeed2wakeUP

2 жыл бұрын

Taliban are afghan tho. Afghans taking over Afghans lol

Afghan Pakistan border: is the most dangerous South and North Korea: am I a joke to you?

@b.h.kapadia437

2 жыл бұрын

Indo Pak border : Are you comedy me

@allcountrieslatestsongs3453

2 жыл бұрын

Bro Afghanistan is the most dangerous country in the world so it is the most dangerous border in the world 🤣

@usa5893

2 жыл бұрын

@@allcountrieslatestsongs3453 the border of N.K and S.K is the most protected place in the world.

@allcountrieslatestsongs3453

2 жыл бұрын

@@usa5893 NORTH KOREA IS SAFE AFGHANISTAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUS COUNTRY ON EARTH 🌎 😳

@usa5893

2 жыл бұрын

@@allcountrieslatestsongs3453 doesn’t change the fact that the border is not the most dangerous.

When I was there, there was a castle in the center of the city (qalat) that was built by Alexander the Great. That country is timeless.

@surreal_traveller

Ай бұрын

When did you go mate? I’m going next month if all goes well

I think a better title should be: “Why Afghanistan is Impossible for Foreigners to Conquer”

@halfagallonmeech9597

2 жыл бұрын

The Afghan people are ford tough that’s why forget the media.

@PJ_PastorLuke

2 жыл бұрын

Taliban are from Pakistan

@halfagallonmeech9597

2 жыл бұрын

Luke Evans what’s going on luke?

@sherwinobenza4531

2 жыл бұрын

Not really, they are occupied by Americans for 20 years…

@halfagallonmeech9597

2 жыл бұрын

sherwin obenza lol have you been or lived there?

“Why Afghanistan is impossible to conquer” Michael “Taliban” Jordan: And I took that personally

@derpmcgerp8062

2 жыл бұрын

"That's I all I needed."

@MrBcardinal35

2 жыл бұрын

LeBron would join the Taliban if they got a superteam

@None-vx2dz

2 жыл бұрын

Are u guy's afghani

@karanpothula3386

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrBcardinal35 KD joining after USA lost lol

@derpmcgerp8062

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrBcardinal35 I think you mean KD. Lebron at least went back and won a chip with his hometown team.

Thank you for this detailed and informative video. All of these challenges to a foreign power trying to control Afghanistan should have been clear to the U.S. in 2001, based on Russia's experiences there in the 1980s. And yet we still went in and stayed there for 20 years, thinking in our arrogance that we could do better. As a nation, I hope we will learn from this folly and focus our efforts closer to home, where they are needed most. I blame both political parties for getting us into and keeping us involved in an unwinnable situation in an unconquerable country for far too many years.

@lucasgoodwin5667

4 ай бұрын

Which is ‘till, in CE 2021, Sleepy Joe Biden had to withdraw the U.S. troops out of Afghanistan, so the Taliban extremists take over, just like the Vietnam war. & he even left the expensive things in that country, which is terrible, by the way.

This is the video that aged the best on KZread, convince me otherwise.

"Afghanistan is impossible to conquer." Taliban: Hold my alcohol-free beer.

@random.....200

2 жыл бұрын

Alcohol free 😂😂😂😂😂

@khariperdue4581

2 жыл бұрын

@Anon Commenter they aren’t allowed to drink alcohol due to their religion is what he meant.

@ms.hernandez7241

2 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂🤣

@swaggtomaxx1

2 жыл бұрын

“Hold my beard”

@TheKalihiMan

2 жыл бұрын

On the contrary, the previous government under Ashraf Ghani was a proxy of the invading force (in this case the United States), and held little if any legitimacy among the people of Afghanistan. It collapsed because no one outside of Ghani’s inner circle of US-backed strongmen actually believed in their cause, least of all the rank and file soldiers who were directly fighting the Taliban. If anything the government dissolving before the Taliban even got a chance to negotiate with them only reinforces the legacy of Afghanistan being difficult for foreign occupiers to pacify.

Very interesting.Thanks for posting.

getting my bundle rn, another great video

"If nobody capable of conquering you, you conquer yourself" - Sun Tzu, Art of war

@artistandcamera3245

2 жыл бұрын

Aaaand that's exactly what happened.

@vulkarin8616

2 жыл бұрын

I know most of you don’t care anyway, but it was actually an advocate of Sun Tzu who said that.

@artistandcamera3245

2 жыл бұрын

@@vulkarin8616 I care! Accuracy is important. So... Source? :)

@vulkarin8616

2 жыл бұрын

@@artistandcamera3245 I’ve read it in "The Lost Art of War“ from Sun Tzu II. The lost pages were even extracted from the same grave. It was in year 1973 I think

@charleschin6497

2 жыл бұрын

So afghanistan actually shouldn't be 1 country, it should have been split up into multiple countries since is so divided.

The timing on this video is simply impeccable

@jadenyuki3138

2 жыл бұрын

Ye

@alonewalker8128

2 жыл бұрын

Breh moment

@Leo1928-

2 жыл бұрын

Well yea

@1juggy352

2 жыл бұрын

ikr

@MegaLiamsi

2 жыл бұрын

The video is still not wrong. US tried to conquer it for 20 years but failed, brittish empire and soviet tried to conquer it before and also failed.

Thanks for the tutorial it really helped a lot long live!

It's actually so sad that Afganistan has been invaded fo pretty much its whole existence

This is the most well documented Bruh moment

@sanjayagautam5823

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@mert2841

2 жыл бұрын

Brrrrruuuuu-

@SoftestOnDaBlock

2 жыл бұрын

*Bruh*

@digital_ferret7263

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@V3C._

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh

"Why Afghanistan is impossible to conquer?" Taliban:"I'm about to end this mans whole career"

@pinacolada111

2 жыл бұрын

taliban is a mix of different ethnic tribes in afghanistan... they are afghans too. so yes. they finally drove the foreigners out...

@fritzkier

2 жыл бұрын

Taliban is Afghans...

@Shahzad-ss1jq

2 жыл бұрын

@@pinacolada111 we want to live in our own country Get out

@Shahzad-ss1jq

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not from Afghanistan Close though

@usernaam935

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao what haha Talibans proved this video 100% legit

Can't stop watching this video 💙🙌

Whoever referred to Afghanistan as the "graveyard of empires" was right on target.

In short, Afghanistan is so hard to conquer that even Afghanistan can’t conquer itself

@orans_

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@infochase6656

2 жыл бұрын

It would be better to divide it in small parts so some of them could govern themselves better.

@adityabenwal

2 жыл бұрын

Thats the most underrated comment.

@ibnu9969

2 жыл бұрын

@@infochase6656 nah, too small to economically sustain themselves

@ketanpatil935

2 жыл бұрын

Afghanistan was conquered by many empires for centuries Greeks, muaryans, arabs, turks, Mongols, mughals, kushans, Uzbeks etc. Occupied Afghanistan for centuries

The U.S really watched this and said, "He's got a point." The Taliban watched this and said, "bet."

@johnrobinson4445

2 жыл бұрын

The Taliban didn't 'conquer' Afghanistan, they ARE Afghanistan, they recruit from locals. Did G. Washington 'conquer' America?

@kamallb4650

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnrobinson4445 white people surely tried to colonise and basically conquer it 😂 America is legit the place of native Americans.

@VioletMilks

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnrobinson4445 no he didn’t, but the presidents after him sure as hell did. We basically stole a fuck ton of land off the natives, went to war with mexico and took more land, Spain?, etc

@zepyoisthebest2373

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnrobinson4445 there are somethings we call civil war.

@zepyoisthebest2373

2 жыл бұрын

Do you really think a country would Help another country if that country doesnt even try to protect or fight ?

perfect timing 👌👌👌

This makes me wonder why Afghanistan hasn't split into multiple smaller countries. If centralized power is so difficult, simply switching to localized power seems the logical conclusion. I know reality is a lot more complicated, tho

@omarshinwari7823

2 жыл бұрын

True. Im of the Shinwari Pashtun tribe We live roughly by the Pakistani afghan border. right in beetween actuay Its like this. In Afghanistan there is NO concept of a "united Afghansitan". first of all look at the terrain too much mountains, diffrent language histort cukture values and most importantly too much tribes and sub tribes who act as independent people and have control over their land

@Treasure-bl3cn

9 ай бұрын

​@@omarshinwari7823pashtuns are terrorists. The country can only surive if pashtuns get back to their Pakistan and leave us alone

@whatcolorareyour6championships

9 ай бұрын

A Pashtunistan is long overdue, however for that to happen Pakistan has to give up basically half the country and that will never happen. You can thank the British for it. Be it Afghanistan or Pashtunistan, the idea of a Pashtun country is older than the concept of what we know as Afghanistan. Pashtuns were always synonymous to Afghans

Taliban: *Watches video* Taliban: "And I took that personally."

@allcountrieslatestsongs3453

2 жыл бұрын

But Taliban are Afghans i don't get it

@user-bo1dx5yt6k

2 жыл бұрын

@@allcountrieslatestsongs3453 They are Afghans but they wanted to conquer the country and also most Taliban are afghan originated but dont live there

@loganbaxter4685

2 жыл бұрын

It is easy to take over land, but actually holding onto it is another question.

@allcountrieslatestsongs3453

2 жыл бұрын

@@loganbaxter4685 Afghanistan is very powerful taliban is Afghan aswell imagine if the taliban becomes Afghanistan Army damm no body can miss around with them

@eazytv1964

2 жыл бұрын

I think that really happened

Well this sure aged well.

@rohxn6988

2 жыл бұрын

hehe

@verticalflyingb737

2 жыл бұрын

Here before 500 replies

@aashirrrrr

2 жыл бұрын

This aged like raw milk man

@XxRemixerzxX

2 жыл бұрын

It has not aged because the video is talking about foreign conquest, not civil war

@kostyapolykova9879

2 жыл бұрын

Rich American white boys don’t understand anything about the Middle East and this is a prime example.

Great job

RLL: why afghanistan is impossible to conquer The taliban: im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move

“Why Afghanistan is impossible to conquer” 2 weeks later: *Afghanistan gets conquered*

@daviddebroux4708

2 жыл бұрын

Actually the situation more or less came full circle: Talibani had Afghanistan since Russia tried to occupy it, now the Talibani--once again--has Afghanistan after the States pissed, shat, and blew away billions of dollars over a goose chase because some extremists blew up a couple towers and a part of the Embassy/Pentagon. God, no wonder why our government spending is fucked beyond almost all repair.

@tomwaldman9803

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol

@aayushmishra7862

2 жыл бұрын

Came here to comment the same 😂😂

@mentaljason

2 жыл бұрын

​@@daviddebroux4708 If you really believe the towers was the work of the middle east please lookup operation northwoods.

@AliBaba-vw7mo

2 жыл бұрын

@@daviddebroux4708 Uncle Sam wants Tali to know you can’t fuck with them without getting punished

Afghanistan is basically a polar opposite of Poland Afghanistan: "graveyard of empires" Poland: "playground of empires"

@mframedeye37

2 жыл бұрын

Ye but every empire that ever invaded Poland is dead and defeated

@m77mmdd19

2 жыл бұрын

@@mframedeye37 every Empire is dead

@plotsky_

2 жыл бұрын

@@mframedeye37 there is an end for everything. Even the empires era.

@plotsky_

2 жыл бұрын

@@mframedeye37 the polish Didn't end those empires. Sure, they won against some, but didn't end them.

@sciencefliestothemoon2305

2 жыл бұрын

Well the Poles successfully conquered Russia. And Alexander would like to have a word about that Afghanistan graveyard

God is the greatest 🦁☝🏻 long live Afghanistan

Other countries: Fail to conquer Afghanistan Afghanistan: fine. I’ll do it myself

RealLifeLore: Afghanistan can't be conquered Taliban: And I took that personally

@ZAIRINFO

2 жыл бұрын

Taliabans are the Afghans people too😩

@zulfaniaziz8918

2 жыл бұрын

because taliban is afganistan itself lol

@FANGROBAN

2 жыл бұрын

I think this video was more about foreign countries rather then a group that already controlled most of Afghanistan

@shanestonn

2 жыл бұрын

thats fucking hilarious dawg 😐

@v1ncesbuzzsaw373

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZAIRINFO taliabans wtf

“Why Afghanistan is impossible to conquer” The Taliban : It’s free real estate

@winter_bear4632

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@raymonlandry228

2 жыл бұрын

The Taliban didn't conquer Afghanistan. They're Afghans.

@wowbronah2581

2 жыл бұрын

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@elmerayala5366

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dairy654 😐

@davidjohnston6484

2 жыл бұрын

drop something from plane makes it easier dont put no ground crew on it its easy plain as day this what i would do if president

Thanks!

Thanks :)

“Why Afghanistan is impossible to conquer” Taliban: “And I took that personally…” You children in the replys are fighting harder than the Afghan government army gosh just chill out

@RPDC-ng8ej

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@shitsandgiggles9996

2 жыл бұрын

Taliban are the locals

@triumph_4000

2 жыл бұрын

U guys in the comments sound dumb af...the talibans are Afghanis...how can u say the spanish conquered spain...learn ur facts before making low IQ memes

@bgg5991

2 жыл бұрын

@@triumph_4000 Minor spelling mistake, opinion invalid

@_SPXDE_

2 жыл бұрын

@@triumph_4000 Damn that's crazy *Who in fûck's name asked*

“ *How do you defeat an enemy who looks into the barrel of a gun and sees paradise?* ” Said by Russian Commander

@MoonLab_Gaming

2 жыл бұрын

this is some deep shit right there.

@yummymellow3966

2 жыл бұрын

America created t3rRor groups in Afghanistan

@hezekiahgab4490

2 жыл бұрын

Tuff stuff

@Jay-qb9gi

2 жыл бұрын

@@yummymellow3966 no we haven’t, you’re just pulling that out of your ass. Saudi Arabia and Pakistan created these terror groups.

@Z3t487

2 жыл бұрын

With nukes.

One of the best KZread page my favorite 🥰

There is no lesson in history without saying "The British arbitrarily drew the border"

@heavi-armed-infadel

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yes there most certainly are, you must be the product of an American liberal marxist socialist university.

@jimmybarnes5642

2 жыл бұрын

@@heavi-armed-infadel you don't get the joke?

@Lorddonen

2 жыл бұрын

@@heavi-armed-infadel it's a joke bro.

@immortal_SO

2 жыл бұрын

@@heavi-armed-infadel I can tell your good with the ladies…

@nwokoma24

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimmybarnes5642 he’s a conservative. They don’t have a sense of humor or get sarcasm.

This aged soooooo well. Thanks RLL

I’ve been to Afghanistan before, most of my family live there I was supposed to go last year but of corona i didn’t and I was supposed to go this year but I couldn’t of the taliban. It’s a really fun country but it has extreme poverty and it’s one of the saddest countries 😔

@bernardok

2 жыл бұрын

:

@heinrich.hitzinger

Жыл бұрын

😔

@user-xm1ld2rv5z

Жыл бұрын

@@heinrich.hitzinger As an Iraqi, I feel you

@mastermaseeh5949

2 ай бұрын

U can go now, it's safe they say

This has gotta be some kind of world record for how quickly something aged like milk

@HHPYE42

2 жыл бұрын

This is the worst I’ve seen somthing age also

@Ace-uc5cj

2 жыл бұрын

@@HHPYE42 it hasn’t aged well

@Ace-uc5cj

2 жыл бұрын

How has it aged well? This is referring to world powers fightjng to conquer afghanistan, not the taliban who are inherently Afghan and are very decentralized and do guerilla warfare plus knowing the geographical landscape and mountains which makes it hard for foreign powers to fight against the taliban.

@zxh

2 жыл бұрын

it aged like wine. the taliban are the people of afghanistan.

@Ace-uc5cj

2 жыл бұрын

@@zxh The Taliban aren't the people of afghanistan, they're the terrorists lol. Most people in Afghanistan specifically in rural areas don't know 9/11 happened. And how has it aged like wine? This video was strictly about how difficult it is for foreign powers to conquer afghanistan not people who live there.

"Why Afghanistan is impossible to conquer?" yeah about that...

@art_means_artificial

2 жыл бұрын

Why Afghanistan Is Impossible to Conquer ? becayse the main reason is HAOS in afganistan and not CONQUER! a couple of nukes will conquer this country for a minutes

@eddiewheeler449

2 жыл бұрын

Rrrriiiiiggggghhhhhhtttttt.

@krishdubey2925

2 жыл бұрын

BRUH THIS VIDEO IS LEGENDARY NOW

@namanyadav8061

2 жыл бұрын

@@art_means_artificial nuke will conquer any country but you can't nuke a nation because of civilians

@gamingdeeznuts

2 жыл бұрын

oh shit talibans

It's not about geography it's about Afghan people who never ever bow down to a foreign invasion. That's all

Divide and rule policy doesn't apply in Afghanistan Tribe's may be against eachother but foreigners presence unites them instead of dividing them more

"Why Afghanistan is impossible to conquer" Taliban: and we took that personally

@sumeersamarat706

2 жыл бұрын

What this video ment was it is impossible to Keep hold of power in all of Afghanistan

@jaydunn699

2 жыл бұрын

So anyways We started blastin

@pawanchandran

2 жыл бұрын

"For outsiders not for insiders"

@adrianborinsky2989

2 жыл бұрын

@@sumeersamarat706 yea, if you still fight with spears and arrows maybe..

@aldofhitler1102

2 жыл бұрын

They get what was their they didn't conquered anything

Why Afghanistan is impossible to conquer- by an outside force.

@lunakoala5053

2 жыл бұрын

Why Afghanistan is impossible to hold on to after conquest - by an outside force.

@andyw1g386

2 жыл бұрын

It's not though - it was conquered by the UK back in the Empire days.

@SE-hi3my

2 жыл бұрын

@@andyw1g386 the Brits were met with a world of pain

@andyw1g386

2 жыл бұрын

@@SE-hi3my Doesn't matter - still won, still conquered it.

@SurajSinghTomarArya

2 жыл бұрын

Afganistan was ALWAYS a part of northern Indian Empire or Iranian Empire

To conquer a foreign land maybe an easy task however one must conquer hearts and mind to gain and maintain forever control. You can’t make friends if your intentions aren’t friendly and even if you do succeed in making friends while hiding bad intentions, it simply won’t last long. Using strength and force: even cage fighters boxing, wrestling etc.. you may win a match or two but to maintain championship you must remain forever in the ring and continue to win every single match or else you will kicked out and stripped off by some unexpected opponent or you retire l(escape). For every relationship diplomatic or civil, international or domestic the basic and fundamental ingredients are the same and as follows: mutual respect, honesty, fairness, compromise, independence, loyalty, faithfulness and mutual prosperity. Yes i understand it can only happen to take place in a perfect world and where leaders and policy influencers and makers are peace thinking and intellectual individuals! Unlike greedy self declared Pharaohs! 😬

Real smoooth bud. Reaaaaal smooth. -_- u had to speak too soon.

"No outsider can conquer Afganistan" Taliban: "Good thing we are not outsiders then😎"

@haniesings2430

2 жыл бұрын

they r cause they arent afghans

@LEFT4BASS

2 жыл бұрын

Someone who actually understands the video before commenting.

@haniesings2430

2 жыл бұрын

@@LEFT4BASS huh who r u talking abt

@dubailifestyle1766

2 жыл бұрын

but why they need to capture it at the first place? while there is no oil there?

@AliMuhammad-vo3cz

2 жыл бұрын

@@dubailifestyle1766 because they want to implement there version of sharia law

Because We never Lose Hope On Allah SWT Proud to be Afghan 💖🇦🇫💖🇦🇫💖🇦🇫💖

@putin6934

Жыл бұрын

That would be the afghan men

perfect timing

"Why Afghanistan is impossible to Conquer" Taliban: Allow us to introduce ourselves again.

@mueschael

2 жыл бұрын

No one knows their country better than the Taliban do😅

@agustinaramirez3115

2 жыл бұрын

@@mueschael if a terrorist unprofessional without education, disorganized and slaves of a religion can conquer afganistan imagine a foreigners country rn hahahahahha

@mueschael

2 жыл бұрын

@@agustinaramirez3115 they'd all die by even trying. In contrast to the Afghan army, all western armies know what they must fight for if attacked.

@bastianbezon2687

2 жыл бұрын

@@mueschael mehh. Not really

@matthieulachapelle135

2 жыл бұрын

The thing is that Talibans live in Afghanistan so ya it is kind of true. 🙃

“Why Afghanistan is impossible to conquer” Literally every comment

@nubberton1345

2 жыл бұрын

“Why Afghanistan is impossible to conquer” Literally every reply

@moopmop-yx2vi

2 жыл бұрын

"Why Afghanistan is impossible to conquer" Literally every reply

@alltales

2 жыл бұрын

“Why Afghanistan is impossible to conquer” Literally every reply

@chilln0648

2 жыл бұрын

Why do none of the replies have likes?

@drazey1764

2 жыл бұрын

@@chilln0648 why did you have to break it

Afghanistan: haha I can't be invaded Mongol Empire: Am I a joke to you

@eonthinker100yrago8

Жыл бұрын

Mongols conquered northern Afghanistan yes,but never managed to conquer the main Pashtun heartland.after conquering the northern territories they went westwards towards Iran.

@migelangeldejesusquinterog4584

Жыл бұрын

The timurid empire and the mughals made this accomplishment.

Not to mention the Greek empire met its expansionary end at Afghanistan because of dozens of uprisings

@Redkodiak1994

5 ай бұрын

Same with ghangis khan

@6dollie

21 күн бұрын

@@Redkodiak1994he died few years later and he died in Afghanistan

*"Why Afghanistan is impossible to conquer"* Taliban: *Hold my rifle*

@youtubeshorts-ht7rw

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@BEST_EDITS33

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr ITS CLEARLY BEEN CONQUERED/ Imao 🙃🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 ( and btw I'm not laughing bout the fact that it's been conquered but the fact of real life lore sayin/ why afgan can never be conquered/ 🤣

@coreyvaughn-patterson2668

2 жыл бұрын

Having 80% of your country taken control of by members of the local population is not conquering.

@dhruvalnaik6937

2 жыл бұрын

@@BEST_EDITS33 Yeah.. but nothing to laugh about.... The evil Taliban has destoryed the democarcy. I can't imagine the fate of the people of Afghanistan in the next few years, especially because the Taliban supports practices like forced religious conversion and oppression of women.. lets hope the democracy is restored soon....

@dhruvalnaik6937

2 жыл бұрын

@@coreyvaughn-patterson2668 I think its 100% now.. The president has fleed the country as the democracy has surrendered to the taliban militants

10:33 that man smiling agh it hurts

Under Afghanistan mountain 🏔 is a lot of treasurers that’s why America and other country’s want to own Afghanistan 🇦🇫😭

Afghan president: "Don't worry guys, i have a plan." A few moments later: "Sorry, i mean i have a plane. OMG: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES! You can reply instead of liking too, I'm feeling bored so yea.

@HHPYE42

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@variousaissa3245

2 жыл бұрын

Asraf:ight goodnight girl *starts engine*

@5urg3x

2 жыл бұрын

He actually drove out of the country and took all of his money and luxury cars

@Seussenshmirtz

2 жыл бұрын

*Afghan President has left the game*

@Kovalov112

2 жыл бұрын

@@Seussenshmirtz *@Taliban is now admin*

“Afghanistan is impossible to conquer” Taliban: Imma about to do what’s called a “Pro Gamer move”

@arthas640

2 жыл бұрын

It wasnt even a Pro Gamer move, more like mashing the keypad and winning the match because your opponent was AFK. I hated Trump but watching Bush, Obama, and Trump sacrifice so much of Americas men and money only to see Biden just literally hand the whole country over to Afghanistan and then mumble "its Trump's fault and also Bushs fault but not mine or Obama's" is just depressing. Getting involved in a nearly pointless war sucks but just giving up and handing billions of dollars of equipment to the enemy is just sad.

@johnnyson7474

2 жыл бұрын

Why are white people trying to take over Afghanistan? Oil right...

@miatav8swap

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@arthas640

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnnyson7474 what oil? Afghanistan is bone dry on oil. They've got some large mineral deposits but no infrastructure to exploit it. That's why china is currying favor with the Taliban and getting ready to expand into the region. The US never got anything from Afghanistan since the only things they could steal were goats.

@nurhidayat8507

2 жыл бұрын

@@arthas640 based taliban

Afghanistan is so impossible to be conquered that it conquered itself.

You’ve officially sold me on nebula

“Why Afghanistan Is Impossible To Conquer” Taliban: “Hold our AK-47s”

@AheadMatthewawsome

2 жыл бұрын

Taliban: bumper cars go bump bump

@sadeksama5057

2 жыл бұрын

Taliban are afghans He means conquer by a foreign power

@zuhraghani6905

2 жыл бұрын

Taliban haven't conquer afghanistan first go and search meaning of conquer

@a2a918

2 жыл бұрын

@@AheadMatthewawsome to

@MosquitoValentineNH

2 жыл бұрын

@Sadek Sama The only reason Afghanistan is “impossible to conquer” is because these foreign countries arbitrarily artificially hold back their own military power, enabling and ensuring stalemate or “defeat”. It’s a joke to think there’s ANY other reason why Afghanistan is “impossible to conquer” other than the fact foreign militaries operate w/ the handicap of being run by modern western society/morality VS 8th century barbarians. *IF the US wanted to- Afghanistan would be conquered in months, weeks, or even days!* ..imagine if the US military actually engaged in warfare like all others did for most of human history, where NO FOREIGN MILITARY ever dreamed of holding back on an enemy or foreign land they decided to conquer just because they could.. no mercy.. every home & temple demolished.. every man, woman, child, & beast slaughtered.. every crop burned.. scorched earth.. -you know like the TALIBAN STILL operates! The FACT IS: no one is actually attempting to “conquer” Afghanistan, and instead are simply attempting to tame/civilize!.. which YES, has been proven time and time again- to be IMPOSSIBLE!

The timing was absolutely fantastic, I challenge anybody to find a better timing for something

@fiachra2740

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not really better timing everyone knew it was coming weeks befote

@apIthletIcc

2 жыл бұрын

It's kinda cheating to call it conquered, because no military has ever truly conquered the Afghans.

@CarsonG1017

2 жыл бұрын

The recent video Tom Scott made about Tower Bridge in London, and then it getting stuck hours later

@machintosh3008

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: The Taliban saw this video and were like "Boutta prove you wrong bro!"

@robertthings4335

2 жыл бұрын

Someone saying George Russell will never get points with Williams before the Hungarian GP happened

Your talking speed is faster than a regular news reporter. Therefor I pressed cc button that is talking a totally different things.

Maharaja Ranjit Singh : “hold my opium and alcohol”

@mastermaseeh5949

2 ай бұрын

He didn't conquer an inch of modern Afghanistan, do more research clown

RealLifeLore: "Why Afghanistan is impossible to conquer" Taliban: "Hold my goat"

@user-yb4ub1wc2g

2 жыл бұрын

I am from Afghanistan and this is funny 😂

@user-fu4mp3fu3g

2 жыл бұрын

Bro in Afghanistan just one city left we are not conquered they have to take panjshir to conquer Afghanistan 🤣

@korinostream

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-fu4mp3fu3g are you crying inside or smthn

@OmarKhanMOK

2 жыл бұрын

You do realise Taliban are an indigenous group? The video was obviously implying that external forces would find it infeasible to conquer Afghanistan, with Taliban themselves being one of the main reasons.

@Death-ef4hw

2 жыл бұрын

They'd give you their goat for two of their daughters.

RealLifeLore: “Why Afghanistan can’t be conquered” Taliban: "Challenge accepted."

@sadiqsd7800

2 жыл бұрын

How is it conquest when Taliban are Afghans themself

@oneonlywaleed235

2 жыл бұрын

@@sadiqsd7800 why you waffling

@lineialquantum

2 жыл бұрын

@@sadiqsd7800 because they didn’t actually watch the video and still don’t understand what is really going on there

@oneonlywaleed235

2 жыл бұрын

@@northscrow9316 u mean what about Pakistanis

@echidnanatsuki882

2 жыл бұрын

@@sadiqsd7800 I hate to be that guy but... wooooossshhhhhhh

Whata the background music name ? 3:09

This AGED REALLY WELL I SEE

Afghanistan : "No one can conquer me" Poland : "Is it possible to learn this power?"

@imperatormaximus8952

2 жыл бұрын

Afghanistan: Not from a European.

@lucianboar3489

2 жыл бұрын

grow some more mountains

@bpn_2099

2 жыл бұрын

Once upon a time Afghanistan was a part of Sikh empire.

@johnlucas2838

2 жыл бұрын

Be an opiate producer

@karanveersingh3428

2 жыл бұрын

@@bpn_2099 😂😂😂😂

"Why Afghanistan is Impossible to Conquer" Taliban: "AKs and Toyotas go brrrr"

@LEFT4BASS

2 жыл бұрын

It’s obvious you didn’t watch the video before you commented.

@destinationskyline07

2 жыл бұрын

Ak47s FOR EVERYONE!!!!

@games4us132

2 жыл бұрын

@@destinationskyline07 ak47 is a fcn BEAST!

@kevinmurray2551

2 жыл бұрын

@@destinationskyline07 I caught the generals reference

@sadeksama5057

2 жыл бұрын

Taliban are afghans they didn't conquer they liberated their land from foreigners This video is talking about how Afghanistan is impossible to conquer by foreign countries

top video

We heard that more than once

I am legitimately convinced that the talibans watched this video before they attacked.

@unclerico1106

2 жыл бұрын

It's basically guerrilla warfare. Big armies have always had trouble with this.

@afghanistan1602

2 жыл бұрын

but the taliban are just the outcast soviet goventment that controled afghanistan

@moggingyou

2 жыл бұрын

@@unclerico1106 why can’t they just use heat maps and jets?

@sardiidrus6240

2 жыл бұрын

They never attacked this time..the current president is a coward and running away with a bag of cash to Tajikistan

@unclerico1106

2 жыл бұрын

@@moggingyou this was explained, it comes down to terrain when invading Afghanistan. Actually a couple of countries would be hard as shit to fight. North korea is pretty hard to invade aswell.

You know you are screwed when: - the snow speaks finnish - the trees speak vietnamese - The graveyard speaks russian - the mountains speak pashto

@70_Bheta

2 жыл бұрын

Most successful countries to war with guerilla strategies.

@iancruz6617

2 жыл бұрын

South korea in vietnam: Why the water speaking.

@RonyAndArabGuy

2 жыл бұрын

Immune to viruses speak greenland

@yolooo5081

2 жыл бұрын

@@iancruz6617 You meant took only highly trained warriors and put them up against random starving people. I heard the South Korean did war crimes in Vietnam, but right now the South Korean probably focus more on apologies from the Japanese.

@DusanStev996

2 жыл бұрын

What's the point with the graveyard and speaking Russian? First time I hear about this one

No country will embrace any kind of tension without a filthy hand of a conqueror.

This video has aged like fine wine a French cheese on a fall evening

@92HazelMocha

2 жыл бұрын

I hardly count the Taliban as conquering; if people have to choose between local political factions they despise, and foreigners who blow up weddings because they *looked suspicious*, people will generally go with their own countrymen. Maybe if we had *actually* tried to make Afghanistan a better country instead of making a shell puppet government and bombing civilians it would have been a different story. Frankly the taliban takeover wouldn't have been possible without us.

@tushargupta1968

2 жыл бұрын

@@92HazelMocha Well conquering is when you have control of the land. And for now Taliban DO have control of the land so I don't know what you are talking about. Also I don't know what you are trying to say with the line, 'Taliban takeover wouldn't have been possible without usa. In case you are puzzled, usa is the one that got removed from power in the country.

@92HazelMocha

2 жыл бұрын

@@tushargupta1968 You control your own country, do you count that as "conquering" it? When you purchase a home are you "conquering" the land? Conquering requires invading, and the Taliban can't invade their own country. I don't if you've paid any attention for the last 20 years, but the US has spent it bombing women and children unapologetically. This has litteraly caused the Taliban to gain favor in places that were never possible before.

@tushargupta1968

2 жыл бұрын

@@92HazelMocha That is close to what I was saying, The reason I am saying that Taliban has conquered the country is because they weren't democratic elected. Taliban are not friendly to female gender and other such basic human rights are deemed necessary by them. Also Taliban although gaining control of their own country have still conquered it, because they aren't democratically elected. As the video also told, many of the old traditions are to be put back in place which tbh aren't viable in today's world. Thanks for the non-toxic reply as usually people get offended nowadays when I try to counterargue their statement. 😂

@92HazelMocha

2 жыл бұрын

@@tushargupta1968 No worries. You're preaching to the choir; I've seen the horrors carried out by the taliban first hand. I will say however that since they posit that the election process (and the government that carries out that process) is illegitimate I don't know if that really counts as conquest. They see it as a liberation from the west, a conservative revolution and in their defense, with everything that's come since, the ANG does appear to infact largely be a puppet government. Today's taliban is radically different than the one in the 90's; most of the hardliners were killed by us or became more extreme and left for other organizations like ISIL. Hopefully this means that they will compromise with the more progressive Afghans, and create a lasting peace. At this point I am more concerned with the peace and prosperity of the Afghan people as a whole than with under which government that occurs.

One of the worst cases of “that didn’t age well” of all time.

@ingo98

2 жыл бұрын

How so? The video talks about external forces conquering Afghanistan. Taliban did it from within, inside out.

@kyoumahououin5435

2 жыл бұрын

@@ingo98 yea, people seem incapable of understanding that, and the fact that taliban had tons of support inside the country

@AfricanLionBat

2 жыл бұрын

@@kyoumahououin5435 thank you. People forget they had to overthrow the Taliban to take over..

@LEFT4BASS

2 жыл бұрын

You didn’t actually watch the video, did you?

@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi1142

2 жыл бұрын

I understand the Taliban take over isn’t the same kind of conquer as this video is talking about, but it’s still insane how it was taken over in any way (internally or externally) just wells after this video was posted, like cmon surely you guys understand why people think this video has perfect, or maybe not so perfect timing.

"Imagine if Poland was divided between Germany and Russia" Sounds familiar...

@appleslover

2 жыл бұрын

It was intentional, nothing original nowadays 🙁😪😒

@fbbinoire201

2 жыл бұрын

but Poland was conquered by every European power 😂

@koraptd6085

2 жыл бұрын

@@fbbinoire201 g8 b8 m8

@fbbinoire201

2 жыл бұрын

@@koraptd6085 f8 k8 y8 u8

@jonathanl5567

2 жыл бұрын

Molotov Ribbentrop is typing...

Those mountains contain 3 trillion or more of rare minerals, so other than opuim that's what foreign nations want

Only an American would call France a small country lol. For us, it’s huge in relative terms. Thanks for the video

@SantiagoGeffen

Жыл бұрын

Metropolitan France is the size of an Argentine province or a Brazilian state. European countries are very small compared to American countries.

THIS COULDNT HAVE COME IN A MORE PERFECT TIMING

@crand20033

2 жыл бұрын

Biden did the right thing. We don't want Afghanistan we already achieved our objectives.

@Qaz77

2 жыл бұрын

@@crand20033 taliban will be a global threat

@amberlewis012

2 жыл бұрын

@@crand20033 I honestly liked Biden a lot at first, but honestly...All this does not make him look good. And yes, the Taliban themselves said that they want to conquer the entire world....So...Good luck.

@peeweedinosuar3281

2 жыл бұрын

@@Qaz77 the taliban has no global intentions. They want thier land. And want us out of thier land

@marcoszavala8435

2 жыл бұрын

@@crand20033 I agree we should leave, but the way he did it was embarrassing.