“Is it organic? Is it farm to table?? Do the chickens have friends and do they play well with one another???” OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣

@michaelsaville9985

3 ай бұрын

If they asked that at a regular grocery store the response they would have gotten is “it’s dead and so are its friends. What does it matter if they got along? You’re still going to eat it.”

"Do the chickens have friends and do they play well with one another??" LMAO!! 😂🤣😂🤣

The amount of times I’ve watched his acts over and over and still laugh 😂😂

@ABROSSA

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly!!!

@samariens596

4 жыл бұрын

Vinnie I know us as well, especially on a plane. I’m laughing my ass off!

@DannyTrey_

4 жыл бұрын

Vinnie fr lmfao

@Motleygrrl

2 жыл бұрын

SAME!

@slayallday2361

2 ай бұрын

Hands down one of his best bits

His mannerisms make all the jokes better.

@bencavert7421

2 жыл бұрын

He was voted as the best physical comedian haha

@multigreenman1238

Жыл бұрын

oh rlly?

@MsBianca78

Жыл бұрын

Too unnatural and over the top. Acts like he’s on coke

"Some hippie falls out of the shelving unit" I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂

@febash1702

2 жыл бұрын

😹😹

@rickyc711

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@ImRacistTowardsBlacks

Ай бұрын

You laughed at this? Hippies don’t shop at Whole Foods, elitists do.

If Kramer and Ben Stiller had a baby...

@bobs8005

4 жыл бұрын

John Garbarzyk that’s perfect

@MinimalisticLifestyle333

4 жыл бұрын

Yes ! 🤣🤣🤣

@Vicariousleighilive..

4 жыл бұрын

That is a good one

@namisill850

4 жыл бұрын

yeah whats this douchebag wearing?

@MrDuds1984

4 жыл бұрын

More like if Ben Stiller and Andrew Dice Clay has a baby

This is how funny our society has become. He is actually not delivering jokes. Just a commentary on the state of humanity in general which is really funny and sad at the same time

@jmharmon

4 ай бұрын

yep ... that comedy 😂❤😢

@user-fx6rg1uc4d

4 ай бұрын

This is so very true, because, true life is so funny.

@desireelaurelli4579

4 ай бұрын

Yes, the devolution of society is a comedy.

@joyh3086

18 күн бұрын

George Carlin!

Nailed it with the part about how they think they are saving the planet.

@scootover7

Жыл бұрын

They've sucked even worse after Amazon bought them

‘Is this organic..is this farm to table’ cracks me up every time 🤣

Its soooo quiet. I thought my phone was muted lol

@sonjamatthews8040

4 жыл бұрын

I did too!!🤔😏

@blerinasheme5273

4 жыл бұрын

a "me too" moment🤣

@goldensunflower229

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! I thought my earbuds died because the volume is so low lol.

@grizzlehatchet1

4 жыл бұрын

@@blerinasheme5273 uuuh lol im not going there

@grizzlehatchet1

4 жыл бұрын

@@goldensunflower229 its seems to be ok by then end though

You....are dim. You're dim! Rewound that lightbulb part like 3-4 times. Just perfect.

@eman0814

4 жыл бұрын

Hysterical 😂

@Siora-sp2do

4 жыл бұрын

Same😂

@Ritabug34

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@sscc6853

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@geensjc

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

I go, "yeah? I can't see you"

Whats funny is the majority of those people are laughing at the jokes but they're most likely regulars at Whole Foods lol. :)

@uzifelner6147

2 жыл бұрын

Because they are Phony-Woke, On a need to be basis. Besides the store is a budget buster for most of us.

@ashb001

2 жыл бұрын

@@uzifelner6147 And some of us may actually prefer our animals not tortured when they're alive, so there's that.

@royal1investments

2 жыл бұрын

@@uzifelner6147 All "woke" is phony and a whole lotta bullshit,

@devstuff2576

2 жыл бұрын

@ashb001 you are going to eat them 😂😂😂😂. So stupid.

@bencavert7421

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashb001 I respect it, but do you think their going to stop making meat anytime soon? Just wondering.

“Lavender Chips” 😂🤣⚰️

If The Fonz, and Jerry and Ben Stiller had a kid. Love him😍 Just noticed the Kramer resemblance 😆

@MizrahiChick

3 ай бұрын

You people just ruined Sebastien for me . I will see Karmer now, f$cchers.🤣😂😁

"Saving 53% on the electric bill" "oh yeah? I can't see you!" Cracks me up every time 🤣

@annerobinson8332

Жыл бұрын

Me too!!!

@same.7939

Жыл бұрын

Same!! 😂

@AnyoneAnywhere82

8 ай бұрын

Youuu…..are dim. You’re dim!

@stardancer4077

4 ай бұрын

Should have said.. i can only see 47% of you

“Oatmeal and Throw-up” 🤣🤣🤣

Definitely a top comedian right here. Very enjoyable to watch, easy for everyone to relate to, hilarious physical comedy and delivery. Just amazing.

@imark2569

4 жыл бұрын

S H is your picture Ben stiller? Cos if so, very fitting. Seb’s doppelgänger

@djklose1

4 жыл бұрын

He's mastered his craft.

@auralplex

2 жыл бұрын

He’s ok, buddy, relax.

@Istancapital

Жыл бұрын

@@auralplexyou relax

The scariest part about this joke-it is the truth! 😂 finally someone with platform says is like it is

@greenleavesofsummer9673

2 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t have to get crude! A real comedian from the 60’s style. Way better than most from 60’s.

@nckhed

2 жыл бұрын

@@greenleavesofsummer9673 If you wanna be all Christian about comedy, just don't watch comedy at all.

Worked there for a year and this is beyond accurate!!! Lmao!!!!!

@wandaritter5704

2 ай бұрын

😅

"Beside the lavender chips" lmfao.

*Soaps and potions 😂☠️*

Look at the green balls in my kitchen saving 53 percent of electricity .. Sebastian : oh yeah i can't see you 😂😂

@BigMike793

4 жыл бұрын

Gets me every time.

The way the hippie pops out tho 😂😂😂

I ask for a bag they are like : u wanna a bag ! U wanna destroy our planet ? Sebastian : what do u want me to do i got 93 items 😂😂

@jacobacosta2329

4 жыл бұрын

D. Rüesch ruthless 😂

@BriRog68

4 жыл бұрын

@D. Rüesch please dont be so judgemental...people in the comments post lines from the comedy bits, or any posts for that matter because they like something that made them laugh or moved them, or to just be included. I would much rather read those then a post putting some one down that you dont even know. Oh and yes I am a snowflake...beautiful and unique 😊❄

@mohamedabdelhakim6997

4 жыл бұрын

@D. Rüesch you bothered your self to write whole this shit , you could have just scrolled down or just smashed your fucking smartphone that your dady bought u to judge people that you don't even know

Yup! Then I go to Aldi’s and spend $30 and the cart is full!

@NC-gm2lb

4 жыл бұрын

Aldi is the best!

@MrGmilla

4 жыл бұрын

I have an Aldi here in Tampa Florida. Prices are the best and quality is great

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THIS GUY! BRIGHTENS MY DAYS...

I went to a PETA convention in DC as a young save-the-planet type, 1997. Upon arrival, in the elevator they kept looking at my feet and acting funny, like I'd done something wrong. Later in the day, someone said "Are those LEATHER shoes???!!!" 😳😂🥴

Just went to Whole Foods today. 100% everything he says is dead on accurate, doesn't matter if the Whole Foods is in New York or Florida or wherever lol

You, are dim! You're dim! 😂😂

It's true I took my mom to Whole Foods and she was looking around for a good 10 minutes trying to figure out what these people were on

I laughed so hard, I almost hurt myself. 🤣

“throw up”. Go to the Brooklyn one. 50 shades of cray.

@candielout8438

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely hilarious.

@samanthachristy8030

4 жыл бұрын

They have that mushroom chamber - hate Whole Foods prices but respect the mushroom chamber

I've seen this special 3 times, but I can watch this over and over again. I laugh every single time. Thank you for making the world a funnier place!

I can watch all of his routines over and over and still lol at all of them,he's just too funny🤣

@stephj9378

2 жыл бұрын

It's medicine!

@c.w.b.5409

2 жыл бұрын

I have all the DVDs whenever I get down in the dumps I play them I also make sure everyone i know fillies him!

@joannp5806

2 жыл бұрын

@@c.w.b.5409 Agree,and u can't watch him and not laugh and feel better😊

I haven’t seen this much laughter since Robin Williams. Thanks Sebastian for keeping the laughter going you’re terrific!

Man, you are my favorite new comedian. Thank God you were on Netflix. Thank you for your talent!

I live in the liberal hamptons and I can’t stop laughing 😂 This is spot on !!!

The bit from 1:30 - 2:20 had me literally laughing to tears!

The soaps and potions isle is spot on

I like his bit about asking for plastic in the check out line, and everybody behind him is doing the hand on their heart and gasping thing. PLASTIC!! And he looks back at them and says out loud "Double bag everything!" LMAO!!

@lauramalek3128

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the one he talks about everyone else bringing their own bags ...made out of WHEAT? That's a great one too!

@finster1968

4 жыл бұрын

Oh I must see that one!

@nckhed

2 жыл бұрын

I'll bet if a plain ol' white guy said the same shit this guy does, it wouldn't go over so well. People seem to forget that Italians are Caucasian, too, just a hair darker. Melanin competitions and shit. 🤷

He’s talking about Whole Foods workers making their own clothes while wearing a “Gordon Gartrelle” shirt. Love It.

@eatpigsnot

4 жыл бұрын

outstanding reference!

@raqhitawilliams6069

4 жыл бұрын

L-O-L!!!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭

@rollandjoeseph

2 жыл бұрын

Who's shirt?

Whole Foods... Whole Paycheck

@640duke

4 жыл бұрын

Clever!

@ericblade8330

4 жыл бұрын

Alan Malcheski i went once. Never looked back. Was’nt feelin it

@ericblade8330

4 жыл бұрын

Richard Alvarez seaweed chips. Love it

@carillebruno3177

4 жыл бұрын

Whole wallet

@geoffspakes

4 жыл бұрын

Yet they are still in business and prospering while others like Lucky’s Market just went belly up.

How this guy doesn't have a million subscribers is beyond me. I watch every show he puts out and he has never failed to make me laugh til I pee.

@bencavert7421

2 жыл бұрын

He’s a comedian he doesn’t care about subscribers

@Shahab159

11 ай бұрын

He has a 35 million dollar net worth that should do it

The funniest thing about these jokes is that he got it right about people who work in the environmental field and health food stores.

Omg I just love your shows. Sometimes I can't catch my breath from laughing so hard!! I have watched your shows so many times.

I don’t care how many times I’ve seen this...imma always click and watch!!!

Love your vibrant expressions....never stop doing them

laughed so hard almost choked on my flax seed oatmeal..hilarious

*Sebastian Maniscalco:* Your delivery is FANTASTIC - love it!!! You actually made me laugh out loud, which almost NO comedian can do!! Keep up the GREAT work - THANK YOU!!!

@laurabennett9498

2 жыл бұрын

I’m the same .. I mean I laugh but not out loud … he makes me laugh like when I was a kid

@janishart5128

2 жыл бұрын

@@laurabennett9498: Oh, so you too, eh?! Glad to know I'm not alone! Thanks Laura - I'm glad we both found the man who can make us LOL! 😆😉😁

@bencavert7421

2 жыл бұрын

@@janishart5128 I’m in the same boat, his delivery is one of a kind lmao

@janishart5128

2 жыл бұрын

@@bencavert7421: Ahh, another member joins our 'club' of non-laughers! Well good for you, Ben (also my Grandson's name!) - I'm always glad to hear from others who have the same 'condition' I have! And I don't know why I am the way I am, because my Mother used to watch "I Love Lucy", when I was a child, and she laughed her head off! I watched some of the re-runs that were on a couple of years ago, and ...nothing! 😐😉 . Yes, Sebastian's delivery is excellent - he doesn't just stand there telling jokes - he puts some life into what he's saying!

He was born and raised for this comedy.

1:12 soaps and potions 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love love love Sebastian, funniest guy ever! You always make me laugh sooo hard, thank you. More if it needed in the world. X

Please lower your volume before going to another video .. 🔥 You are most welcome ❤

Massaging people next to the lavender chips 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bklyn2miami553

4 жыл бұрын

Mjgirl55 😆 I’m a massage therapist, I did chair massage in Whole Foods one Saturday. It was fun and the people were very 👍🏽 nice.

😂 the vitamin aisle goes for ever🤔 lol

One of the best. Right up there with the top comedians past and present.

0:52 oh my daysss! “Farm to table”!! 😂😂

This is hilarious! Whole Foods rapidly became one of my favorite stores around 2008. However, it no longer resembles what it once use to be. And quite frankly since it’s changed ownership I don’t care for it nearly as much as I used to...He-hem, Bezos. But I really do enjoy this bit 😂

@maxfalconi6995

4 жыл бұрын

where do you get your lavender chips now?

@pdales2257

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed, whole foods sucks under Bezos!!! Thank goodness Sebastian makes fun of it and he is truly hilarious 🤣😆

@scootover7

Жыл бұрын

I don't know if they got one of these were you live but I enjoy Sprouts Farmers Market more now. I might go to Whole Foods now to only use the bathroom and get a soda

I died when he said Argon. 😂

Love ya lots. We need more of you everyday!!

His midwest accent is pretty obvious but the "you're dim" is just too much lmao!

One of the very best in the game!

You could make fun of Whole Foods all day long!

Your facial expressions and body language slay me!

Have to watch him everyday! I laugh till my stomach hurts 😂

No matter what he talks about, I love it. He talks about everyday situations , but he does it so well that it just tickles me. I think he's the best comedienne of the 21st century. I hope he comes to Westchester County some day, because it's hard for me to get around and I would love to see him in person. He's the BEST!!!🙂💙🎤❤☺🧡😊

@ElizaHamilton1780

Жыл бұрын

…you’re saying he’s a female comedian?

They don't even sell canned soup, if there's an apocalypse this would NOT be the store.

Always makes me laugh! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE come to Knoxville, TN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are by far my fave comedian... and Italian !!!!

This is one of my favorite standups. I think we need a stand-up from Sebastian

Best was the worker coming out of the shelf. It's like whoa, where the f*** did you just come from? LMAO.

This guy is something else! He cracks me up!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can you imagine how terrible the lives are of the people that put thumbs down on this video... Smh. 🤣😂

@colbycarroll7746

4 жыл бұрын

Djbdeiker they made their own clothes

@beckross5186

4 жыл бұрын

Djbdeiker they couldn’t find the masseuse guy in Whole Foods lol

@somedude3360

4 жыл бұрын

Djbdeiker because they are the douchebags that eat at Whole Foods

@ericblade8330

4 жыл бұрын

Djbdeiker can yu imagine being someone who actually pays that kinda $$ for their food. Its good, jus not that amount of money good💵💵

@ericblade8330

4 жыл бұрын

Hardcorehenry 2018 best post on here. Besides mine

My Favorite 🤣🤣 ." 1:45 Do the chickens play well together"

I pray this man lives for a thousand years. Instant GOAT

Everything he said so true. Dying laughing. Actually I'm hoarse from laughing!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

All whole foods people need to watch it 🤣 so true!

I worked for Whole Foods for years . This is so true

lol just pepper Some in made me cry. Oh my God, you’re so funny dude.

Love him! Seriously the most hilarious 😂

My dad goes for the free samples

I have never laughed so much watching any other comedian 😂😂😂

I love the frigging voices he uses when he's pretending to be someone else lmfao

So true to funny👏🏻😂 love this guy

Hemp clothing comes in 2 colors - oatmeal and throw up. UUhhhh...excuse me sir - those are the same color.😂😂

Such a stylish comedian.

The funniest comedian ever😂

In Whole Foods I always ask for a plastic bag.

This guy is hilarious! Just awesome!

Hands down, best comedian ever! 🇮🇹😂🇮🇹😂🇮🇹😂🇮🇹😂

@Shahab159

11 ай бұрын

I think so too😂

Okay, I do not even normally like "Comedy Acts" and almost falling off the bed here dying😁🤣🤩~ Completely TRUE at the Orange County Whole Food in S. Cali; do not even get me started on what a simple CUP-of-Soup costs in that overhyped, overpriced, overstocked organic food farm😳🤯...Would buy tics in a sec to see his show in person~HILARIOUS❣!!

Definitely not Whole Foods now, but man the memories! If you worked at a big store they definitely had a masseuse! 🤣

@hlcepeda

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was wondering myself about the number of posts here saying how much he nailed the store and people in it and "telling it like it is." Was it _ever_ the way he described it? I've been going to ours for over 10 years now, and I've never experienced what he's describing. Even so, I still laughed at his routine; hilarious body language!

@TyRizzoPeace

2 жыл бұрын

@@hlcepeda I worked at a pretty big store and there was a masseuse that came in on the weekends. They also had wine tastings and taught cooking classes. We had an in store nutritionalist that worked on site, helping people with their diets. It was crazy! Back in the day they really took care of their employees too, which is why everyone was so happy and willing to help. I no longer work there, but back in the day that was the best company I worked for

@hlcepeda

2 жыл бұрын

@@TyRizzoPeace 👍

I’ve loved this guys comedy since I first saw him in Vince Vaughn’s Wild West Comedy Show back in like 2007 if you haven’t seen the movie you better watch it haha 🤙🏼

i been laughing for 3 hours straight......this guy his hilarious

The electricity bill bit is absolute gold.

I freakin love the shirt and 2 tone matching shoes very classy😍

I can't..he's hilarious!😂

i went to whole food for the first time when i was 27 thinking i was going to get some healthy stuff. i didnt know what any of that shit was. lmaooooo

I can watch anything of his and laugh my assss off !!! 😂🤣🤣