“Saturday night on my night off? Everyone a stranger? Ya! Sure!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“I have an allergic reaction to people I don’t like” Same

@Chaosgummi

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@pnappo27

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Evilkitty64

3 жыл бұрын

Me too ✋🏼

@jcbulldog533

3 жыл бұрын

He's definitely not alone 😆😝

@deew7014

3 жыл бұрын

Same

"it's her couple. she gotta talk em up!" 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻

“I think I formally met my dad when I was 18 years old” 😅

@andrecato2261

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@nicselectronics81

3 жыл бұрын

I saw the mask for 39 years

@sjinzaar

3 жыл бұрын

I met mine a bit earlier... when i was 16. He gave me a ride to school on his way to work...

@scottmullins87

2 жыл бұрын

Everything growing down there ? Hand ✋ gesturing on his crotch . LOL 😆

His expressions and mannerisms are as funny as the stories he tells.

@thezdbailey

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah. Dude works on his craft for sure.

@jcbulldog533

3 жыл бұрын

Yes,they are..He kills it everytime.. I think the way he does, especially the part when he says just send one representative to the door!! Hilarious 😀😅😂

@thezdbailey

3 жыл бұрын

@Dio Black It's a cup. With dirt in it.....

@anthonyariola9884

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s so different nowadays people are more antisocial it has a lot to do with the internet and this stupid virus,people are zooming and Facebooking and texting....I grew up in the 70’s and 80’s,where you were able to talk to each other face to face,the internet sucks,killed the world,look at Amazon and Uber technology....they put everyone out of business

@michaelmindiola5810

3 жыл бұрын

Are you aware that this guys entire schtick is a cheap imitation of Andrew Dice-Clay 20 years ago?

“Just send one representative to the door” 🤣

“Everybody’s gonna be a stranger?” 😂

“...they came to the door as a couple, that bothered me...just send one representative to the door...” I’m dead. 😂😂😂

They came to the door as a couple... (Bloop) That bothered me... Love that line!

@Grace8381

3 жыл бұрын

Love your “(Bloop)” 🙂

@dawnlittle2501

3 жыл бұрын

(Yeah, but he’s a celebrity.)

@terminalogicalinexactitude5622

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty clothes, Sebie. Pretty and very gayly worn

@vandelupinehof9577

3 жыл бұрын

That mic bump is so amazing combined with his body language🤣🤣🤣

@lucialopez7153

2 жыл бұрын

@@vandelupinehof9577 yesss!

His material is great, but it’s the way he delivers it that makes it so dam funny!! Love this guy 😂

@carolmarkel9171

2 жыл бұрын

Like Hoover?

@lt7952

2 жыл бұрын

I totally agree u, he is hilarious

@xXxALeXFuTexBaLxXx

2 жыл бұрын

For real he makes his story come to life 😂😂😂

Wish he was on tv every night...we need this comedy now!!

@brakesforsnakes757

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad he's not actually, I've found that when things get too familiar in life we lose interest.

@Josiah_Hicks

3 жыл бұрын

@@brakesforsnakes757 yeah

@Josiah_Hicks

3 жыл бұрын

@@brakesforsnakes757 love the guy tho

@brakesforsnakes757

3 жыл бұрын

@@Josiah_Hicks Same here, I saw him open for Dane Cook around 11 years ago and that started it for me.

Love your humor. I was married to an Italian. I tragically lost him 30 years ago. You remind me of him. ❤️💕

@KarinaKayy

3 жыл бұрын

😍😍😍

@mrr7634

3 жыл бұрын

Did you ever look for him? I mean if his lost.

@mitkomadzunkov5752

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrr7634 You are a moron. He died. That is what she meant by " I tragically lost him 30 years ago". Idk if you are joking or not but I'm just clarifying.

@joemusten

3 жыл бұрын

@AznaDiamondReads * yj

@daveg4236

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrr7634 oh Damn

I'm Italian...we must all think alike..lol. I even have the angry resting face .lol

@diodoruscronus

3 жыл бұрын

Same. Aussie italian

He is SO good at physical comedy!! it brings his stories to life!

He is a genius, he says it as it is.

“They both came to the door….that bothered me” I never felt anything so relatable lmfaoooo

"He's a stay at home Dad." Physical comedy follows. Finding Sebastian on youtube is the BEST thing that happened to me during this pandemic.

@zacharydariel5982

2 жыл бұрын

instaBlaster.

@dernafri47

2 жыл бұрын

Same thing for me, his body language, while he’s performing, is just pure art

@Boogy816

2 жыл бұрын

I would've done the exact same thing at moment 😂

@RyanPowerhouse

2 жыл бұрын

Try Katt Williams and Jim Gaffigan

When Bill Burr says this guy has it, you have to check him out. Glad I did...

@gs7843

3 жыл бұрын

I heard the same story and here I am

@claudiamarianidamato9499

3 жыл бұрын

Love bill burr

"Everything going okay? Puberty? Growing?" 😂 Love the Lana and female roleplaying voices

@9thborn

2 жыл бұрын

The way he puts his hand over his heart 🤣😂 this guy is hilarious

The look when he hears "stay at home father." Gee, wonder why she would save that tidbit for when they were in the car, already committed to the drive over... :)

I love his impersonations of his Italian family. Hilarious! 🤣

The damn hand gestures 🤣 yes u r Italian

😄😆😅🤣 Oh my gosh! Ok I had to pause at "Gino's at home with the kid." That's definitely not in the realm of reality for us "old timers". 😉 Thanks for another good laugh in our hum drum day Sebastian. 😂👏👍

@kmstins

3 жыл бұрын

@@mondoshredder5783 😁 Nope. My dad was 100% Swedish and always at work. So this is not an Italian thing. Sebastian could've easily said "Ingvar's at home with the kid." 😉😄😅😆

@ivandaniels5021

3 жыл бұрын

@@kmstins 😅😅

@ivandaniels5021

3 жыл бұрын

@@kmstins WOW ♥️♥️ YOUR PHOTO IS SO BEAUTIFUL ♥️ HELLO BEAUTY IM IVAN HOW DO YOU DO CAN WE CHAT ? ♥️

"I'm your Father..." 😂😂😂

He makes me smile & laugh so hard when I’m having a Shitty day 😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻😎😎❤️❤️

@laurenl.3735

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Love love love his accent and mannerisms🤣🤣 and how he talks about his family ♥️

"Gino's at home with the kids..."🤣🤣🤣

He's got to be one of THE GREAT ONES! I knew it the first time I saw him yrs ago!

I think a lot of Americans are becoming anti-social, homebodies. Your hilarious skit of "when the doorbell rings today vs. 20 years ago" is so on point. In my neighborhood, the only time you see a neighbor is when the garage door opens, they back out and then drive away. It's a 50-50 shot that they even wave back at ya!😂Kids playing outside? Forget about it.. I miss the days of neighbors socializing, shooting the bull and kids ding dong ditching the grumpy neighbor!

@brennyhughes7251

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah with what’s going on in the world right now I feel bad for comedians that’s had to stay home so much violence in the streets some virus that nobody knows what to do about hanging out with people. ya know?

@platobach8309

3 жыл бұрын

Becoming more anti-social... It should be called ‘anti-social media’.

@onlyallegra

3 жыл бұрын

Yup. I have neighbors I met on the app Nextdoor and I have never met or seen them in person. When I get home I go inside. Probably should get to know them soon.

@StolenPixel

3 жыл бұрын

It’s cause the media used constant news to scare people with kidnappings and murders and people feel outside is dangerous

@onlyallegra

3 жыл бұрын

@@StolenPixel Umm, where I used to live there was: shootings, murders, arson, theft, vandelism, and I had a neighbor knock on our door in the middle of the night asking me to call the cops on her boyfriend. He slammed her head into our front door and made threats. I held her back in the house as my parents called the police. She changed her mind trying to run back over there. He threatened to kill her baby and had a gun. Luckily the police came when she left. I do not need news to scare me. I did not even live on the bad side of town. Just goes to show you, the world is not the same.

I just love his mannerism, his facial expressions and his content of different things. You're one of the best!!!!

It's ok to be an introvert 😁.

@thomasmitchell4128

3 жыл бұрын

Yes it is, Amy.

@stephO914

3 жыл бұрын

Amen to that!

@Chaosgummi

3 жыл бұрын

Yes it is. And I love it.

@Razi98

3 жыл бұрын

I would say it's great, especially with the technology we have today

@Miakel

3 жыл бұрын

Introverts Unite! In our own homes, not together or anything.

“In my head I’m like, .....sounds terrible”. Yes! “ they came to the door as a couple, that bothers me“. AGAIN YES! This is why I have no friends

He's so underrated

He can do jokes just with car steering movements act. Brilliant.

"...I feel it; I itch!!" YAAAAS! LOVE HIM

Yea my dad too was always at work I felt I grew up alone when he retired that's when we started to talk, I thought he was going to tell me about the birds and the bees at age 21😁.

@fefetegs8994

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao😂😎Italians r mean lol

i just had a heart attack laughing at your jokes. The medics dont believe me. I am not complaining. I love you man.

I love it when he talks about his father!!

Sabastian is comedy gold! He is just hilarious! His wife Lana is so cute and pleasant. Opposites 😂💞

"...but not everything's an argument" Gem of wisdom here. Sometimes you just gotta let it go. Voicing your concerns is fine and healthy, but love can be silent as well.

@wcgl5595

2 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about?

@kyffhazard6823

2 жыл бұрын

@@wcgl5595 you don't always need to voice your side of the argument. sometimes, you just let it go, let the other person say whatever they want.

He is my favorite comedian! Can't stop laughing!

Damn funny! Love when he talks about Lana😂😍

Yeah... Turning that steering antic: he's a stay home dad... LMB!!!😆😆🤣

This man is a LEGEND. Funniest man alive.

A modern day comedic genius God bless you brother your awsome

Although I am Jewish, I grew up in an Italian/Irish neighborhood - yes it was tough for me - but I love the way this dude portrays Italians in his humor and comedy. It really is as he says it is in an Italian family and you have a father from the old school 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AylaFMD

2 жыл бұрын

Why was it tough for you?

@Aaronjames2007

Жыл бұрын

@@AylaFMD being around good food lol

"Came to the door as a couple.. (Boom mic sound) that bothered me!" LOL...classic!! That would be me! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@wcgl5595

2 жыл бұрын

One of the best lines

Italian gesturing on overdrive. Hands, feet, whole body, everything..., well almost everything gets used.

Seb has to be an ambivert! We are social but we need a lot of time to recharge from unknown people so I can relate 100% of his thought process in this bit. Brilliant!

You keep me sane in this day of the pandemic. One video a day. Like a mental health vitamin.

The steering wheel move🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol 😂👍🏻 Same thing in my house, Sebastian. Pop was Always working! My father was an old world textile weaver and designer; a Spider! 😆🗽With two older brothers, I was daddy’s little girl. RIP, Pop. He was my hero. My mother did mother duties, pop was the Boss! 🤣😘 He taught our German Shepherd to delicately scoop Artichoke leaves! He got into making homemade gnocchi and our dining room table was once covered with them! Lol 😁😋 Oh, how I miss the good old days. Italian fathers, IMHO, the best on this planet! God bless you, sir. Don’t Ever change! 😘

They came to the door as a couple 😂😂💀

An allergic reaction to people I don’t like!!!! I love that

Bill Burr and this guy are the best.

Brilliant Seb!! Can't wait for more.

*That's got to be the most ridiculous shirt since Seinfeld's Puffy Shirt.*

@lovelove326

3 жыл бұрын

It’s an homage to his days as a Waiter before he made it big.

@anitagee3362

3 жыл бұрын

Matches his shoes 😆

@diodoruscronus

3 жыл бұрын

Its part of the joke. Jokes on you

I just adore each posted story!! Sebastian is like coming home to the old neighborhood!!! Thank you for a well needed laugh!!

Hey, I'm not at home with the kids!!! haha 😂😂

Love you brother. Thank you for making us laugh through all this bullshit. 🇺🇸🇮🇹

If you are a relatively clean comic, you HAVE to be funny. Which means you are actually funny and have talent. Thank you!

Thank you for always making me laugh! 😂

Excellent comedy and the gestures take it to the next level. I watch your comedy and find myself laughing along to all of it....It's a great way to start/end the day

Sebastian is the type of person I wish I could be! Screw other people, couples and such. Let me be ME for the weekend!

I saw this guy many, many moons ago on a Just For Laughs special and he was one of the funniest guys there. He and Jimeoin were hilarious. Both should be more well known names by now.

This is the absolute FUNNIEST comedian I have ever seen!!! I crack up at his stories!! 😂 His mannerisms, delivery, his animations...oh my gosh!! "A stay at home dad..." facial expression!! I am DYING!! I watch his videos EVERYDAY!! I LOVE when he does his father's or wife's voice!! You are the BEST Sebastian! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

love the classy old fashioned comedy this man is a legend

We need you on tv every night. Your humour is soooo needed thru this covid 💩 crap !!!!

Why couldn't I have found out about you 10 years ago .... Thank you for saving Comedy ! 👍🔥💯%😂💥❤

My family is Northern Italian, and growing up we were very social, as far as formal parties and crowded dinner sit downs with some of thee best food and lots of drinking!!

The way this man tells his storys and jokes omg.. he just gets into it lol and the way he just moves and talks while doing it 🤣😂🤣😂 literally had to show my whole family this guy, nobody didn't laugh, he had to pause his shows several times because to many people where laughing that we couldn't hear him lol

I don’t usually crack a smile at internet Stand up but this one made me laugh 😂

I only heard of this guy for the first time yesterday and have watched about 20 of his videos so far. Brilliant

His facial expressions are priceless

Your Crazy..that's why, I love what ya do...GREAT

Where have you been? I just found you and I think you are especially hilarious! Unique. Fresh. Clean. God Bless you and thank you!

We grew up just like you funny as hell my parents and there friends I love your comedy I always watch your videos 😊

Don’t know where I’ve been, but I just discovered this gentleman recently. F’n genius.

I needed this today! 😂🤣

No.....Gino doesn't work. He's at home watching Pepa Pig with the kids...

Love the bit and a huge fan of the cast with Pete. I have Listened to every episode so I feel close enough to you to say Thank goodness you got the stylist! Lol.

Love ya.. ❤️☘️

I watch your videos every day...a great way to start my day and close it down

Thanks for sharing these tidbits to keep us in light spirits during these times.

🙏👌😂😂😂. Straight to "comedy" playlist! Brilliant!!! I watched Sebastian Says: so good! We need good shows with good strong characters we can invest in that are fun, not these unoriginal cookie cutter people we're all trying to escape from!😂.

@ivandaniels5021

3 жыл бұрын

WOW ♥️♥️ YOUR PHOTO IS SO BEAUTIFUL ♥️ HELLO BEAUTY IM IVAN HOW DO YOU DO CAN WE CHAT ? ♥️

You're a genius to keep reposting videos and giving it a different name so we watch over and over again. I ain't mad though, you make my day and I love these clips! Keep up the great work. Fan from the Boogie Down Bronx.

LOVE Sebastian!!!

this is gold

So Funny! And repeated viewings too! Awesome.

Wonderful!

Lol…when he made that u-turn, I felt that! 😂

LOL Thank you for doing this bit, so relevant I am sharing with my Italian husband who can't stand when I set up dinners with other couples. If they're not family or his highschool friends, he is not interested.

YOU ARE HILARIOUS!! Awesome job! Oh and thank you!!!!

"I'm you father... I'm YOUR FAATTHER ... everything goin' okay? ... everything growin' okay? LOLOLOL

Wow, this guy is hilarious!

Dude is beyond hilarious 😂😆

Sebastian is a genius!

And he’s a clean comedian…no cursing and hysterical…perfect

"They came to the door as a couple. That bothered me."😅😂😂😂😂 3:24

Love this guy !!!!!!