Every time I watch an episode of NZT, I’m more and more convinced New Zealand has to be some kind of alternate reality from a fever dream. It’s amazing

@condamnentking4919

2 жыл бұрын

Try living here, I don't know what reality is anymore.

@southpacificpyrex1708

2 жыл бұрын

Fever dream 😂😂

@vinnyc365

2 жыл бұрын

New Zealand is the 1970's that should have been.

@rightwinggo9694

2 жыл бұрын

@@condamnentking4919 That bad EH?

@condamnentking4919

2 жыл бұрын

@@rightwinggo9694 I dunno about bad, more like an Alice in Wonderland feeling.

the Bunnings girl casually plugging was gold

"Have you heard of low low prices on outdoor furniture"😂😂

@leonrive9276

Жыл бұрын

If a playground got stolen your outdoor furniture probably isn't very safe

@cvspvr

8 ай бұрын

bunnings warehouse!

The New NZ sense of humor is a magical thing.

The brother's right. The price of pies and food in Tirau is daylight robbery.

@josephpinheiro9667

2 жыл бұрын

How much does a regular steak n cheese cost?

@mikemichaels2914

2 жыл бұрын

$5.50

@randomystic8602

2 жыл бұрын

damn

@GordonPittman-cr8qd

2 жыл бұрын

bout 6$ here in whakatane

@smeagol7247

2 жыл бұрын

i paid 22 dollars for a blt that was like a 1/6th of the size in auckland and came with fucking chips everyone knows for food just go to matamata

Guy: "We shouldn't stand for this!" Miles: "Do you wanna sit"?

As an Australian, I love watching this style of comedy its just raw and pure laughs. I haven't watched Australian TV in years becaue is just cringe. Well done NZ 👍🏼

@triarb5790

Жыл бұрын

Jimmy Rees, 'Meanwhile in Australia' Got me thru the 650 million days of lockdown in Melbourne.

@joshuabrucemellis7933

Жыл бұрын

Same...never was a fan of Neighbours or Home & Away.

@Blx5t

Жыл бұрын

Cea ko

@afropenguin

Жыл бұрын

NZ comedy is so much more funny then Australias as theirs less need to worry about money

@Metal-Possum

11 ай бұрын

But you guys have Garn, which is one of my favourite youtube channels. New Zealand and Australian TV share a lot in common, I cringe at both.

Tokoroa has hands down the best maccas in New Zealand. stopped their for dinner on the way back to Auckland from palmy and it was immaculate. fries where crispy and hot, with the right amount of salt. drinks where fizzy af, and the double quarter pounder was juicy, saucy and tasty

@urmama54

Жыл бұрын

ok nomolos

@GoldCoast85

Жыл бұрын

I think you need to up your game. Crispy hot fries? Where the hell do you hang out

@rogerwilco4736

Жыл бұрын

Only bogans eat that maccas crap

@joshuabrucemellis7933

Жыл бұрын

+ Pickles?

@kunalchand6347

Жыл бұрын

Nomolos? More like Nobolos

Guy! Your journalism skills are still top tier! Also haven't heard the word twack in ages 🤣

@AP-jl2lv

2 жыл бұрын

50 fuckin twacks

When Myles came out during the advertisement and guy was behind the fence I was in tears 😂😂😂

How is it that peak NZ reporting literally makes quality KZread content, y’all are awesome

Guy is lucky that Miles carried this whole episode haha

@MsRejectz

Жыл бұрын

He was in it for 2mins..

@mark8200

Жыл бұрын

@@MsRejectz and then every ten seconds after that

I like how they show a post from the NZ subreddit when saying the “community was SHOCKED” and it’s only got 34 upvotes.

@Jakey4000

2 жыл бұрын

Guys just pretending he's newshub/stuff/spin-off probably.

Guy is actually New Zealand's premier antifascist :) That bit with lance was amazing. I need a follow up interview where they pay for his coverup tattoo

@baabaabaa2293

2 жыл бұрын

We cd have a whip round to buy the poor fascist a razor...as long as he doesn't leave a funny bit under his nose.. money well spent!

@jord.an6123

2 жыл бұрын

@@baabaabaa2293 Hahaha yesss! Judging by this guy, the fash are about as good at interpreting world events as they are at managing to shave more than half their face :)

@baabaabaa2293

2 жыл бұрын

Well the Nazis knew what a gd looking uniform cd do to a population.... Lance seems to have missed the boat, the jetty & probably the Tasman Sea

@jord.an6123

Жыл бұрын

@@baabaabaa2293 fascism is cringe bro

@baabaabaa2293

Жыл бұрын

@@jord.an6123 cringe is cringe bro. Of course fascism & racism is shit mate.. l was taking the piss outa the fellas half a haircut & beard... I thought it was pretty fkn obvious. Other bloke took his comments out, who was muckin about too... Shdnt have to explain myself, but lve got more 'breeds' in me than a dog show. So relax eh 👍

As an Aussie, you NZ brothers and sisters are funny as shit!

@Skud0rz

2 жыл бұрын

you guys too. the castle is in the top 10 greatest movies of all time

@JerryPanandCars

2 жыл бұрын

Specifically Guy Williams!!!

@smolgok384

2 жыл бұрын

Crack up as G

@baabaabaa2293

2 жыл бұрын

I apologise for exporting Bunnings to ur fine country! Well, it wasn't me personally & its piss easy to pinch stuff from...or so me mate said.

@mrlee9213

Жыл бұрын

@@baabaabaa2293 thanks dude, bunnings, the giver of life

I think you've finally met your dry wit match in young (ginger) Myles. A fine protoge I hope to see in any upcoming series. Get him on the payroll!

@urmama54

Жыл бұрын

nah mate, he yoda

"We shouldn't stand for this" "Do you want to sit?"

That bunnings girl should get a payrise😂😂😂😂

Guy Williams for mayor.....love you guy...you crack me up...can't wait

@Clynikal

2 жыл бұрын

That seat is up for grabs!!! Make it happen!

This is the best series in New Zealand🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥

is everyone in new zealand funny? I swear the sense of humor there is impeccable.

@aaronlealamisa522

Жыл бұрын

Just our sense of humour , where you from ?

@Jim-tn3hl

Жыл бұрын

North Island be like the south rich places no one really connected at all qt be like that

@nickygammon6056

Жыл бұрын

Yeah we’re funny as

Miles is a funny guy, quick witted for his age.

@seabass1015

2 жыл бұрын

Age?! He’s young

@Flint-Dibble-the-Don

2 жыл бұрын

@@seabass1015 no shit Sherlock

@starlooker6612

2 жыл бұрын

@@seabass1015 Exactly

@antoniotovio5016

Жыл бұрын

It’s Myles 🤣

@tanginicholls207

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was a lesbian.

Loved this That Maori laugh when a question is asked is so happy 😊

@kimsherlock8969

Жыл бұрын

@xrrxy vvoi Tears of laughter 😃 I presume I would have wet my pantys

@brutallyremastered4255

Жыл бұрын

Māori have a wicked sense of humour. Ka pai!

@governorriffraff7601

Жыл бұрын

Raping and pillaging? Cheeky Black Power member

Can’t wait to watch this over a few beers with the boys on Friday

@fanaticz666

2 жыл бұрын

At the playground?

@ngomates9621

2 жыл бұрын

How many beers can you drink in 12 minutes?

@krazynicklaus6237

2 жыл бұрын

Chur my brews

@bless_M

2 жыл бұрын

@@ngomates9621 Enough

@bizzarboxx2642

2 жыл бұрын

Yes lad

These Maori blokes have beautiful laughs. Nothing makes you smile and laugh more than hearing them giggle and laugh.

@brutallyremastered4255

Жыл бұрын

True that!

Much more genuine than Shortland Street.

@krazynicklaus6237

2 жыл бұрын

Shortland street retribution is a NZ classic

@baabaabaa2293

2 жыл бұрын

What!?! Shortland Streets not real!?!

@benicetome5341

Жыл бұрын

Yeah shitland street, stop watching that garbage years ago lol

@leonrive9276

Жыл бұрын

We're not in tokoroa anymore doctor howdy d

That Bunnings lady had me pissing myself 😂

These videos will and always be so good. Guy is an nz icon

Someone stole their community garden too, it used to donate food to needy familiy's who had blown all their money on drugs and alcohol.

@pixelfriendly2601

2 жыл бұрын

So every family in Tokoroa?

@jord.an6123

2 жыл бұрын

anarchist direct action at his best

Just found this channel, it is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen. Can’t get a smile of my face, thanks!

"Do you have onions I can eat?" is meme worthy!

Miles is cool. I think you've got a career in telly

@mylesp9683

Жыл бұрын

Cheers

Lance being a white supremacist was the biggest plot twist of the year

@jord.an6123

2 жыл бұрын

In NZ even the fash come across as nice people :) (please note I am not condoning fascism, lance is clearly a moron - like all fash)

Notice how guy wanted to avoid putaruru so much he said tirau was tokoroas neighbour

@KwyKz0r

2 жыл бұрын

Best pizza in NZ is in Putaruru at a place called the Wooden Farmer

@Zanskarma

Жыл бұрын

🤣

Tastes like a spicy apple 😂 You 2 are dope together 👌👌👌

My lord u made that cat stevens joke at your standup show. It did not go down well in New Plymouth 😂😂 glad it had context this time! Great episode Guy

this guy is a national treasure

@brianallely8740

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yes...and the sooner he is buried the better. ;)

This should be on at 6pm, get the real news to the peoples.

@smolgok384

2 жыл бұрын

What if the Illuminati had a hand in this playground going missing and that's why they're hiding this story from the public😱

@0utSideTheBox

2 жыл бұрын

@@smolgok384 good call.....what's buried under that concrete......?🙊🙉🙈

Karen would find the playground, otherwise someone's getting twenty farken whacks!! 😂

I see a playground for older children, they moved the playground to make way for a skidpad

Nice work Guy! I love watching these man you're so funny and the genuine interaction with the locals is priceless. Shot Guy!

gotta watch this a second time, so good

Guy you always deliver pure gold

The whole fuken playgrounds gone bro! They TOOK-IT-ALL 😂

one of the best episodes, yet

Possibly your best work yet

Lots of contagious laughter in this episode

This is the longest Bunnings ad I’ve ever seen.

this episode is going to be endless bro. and you are just going to move playgrounds between Tirau and Tokoroa while tackling the next case(s): the mystery of the stolen playground in Tokoroa/Tirau

this guy is an international treasure

half cat half steven 😂

The Bunnings workers needs a pay rise

New Zealand man, i fucking love it

🤣🤣🤣 you're fkn crackup bro! always get a good laugh watching your content.. keep em coming☺️😊😊

I heard Bunnings Tokoroa is missing a playground….. now. Police are looking for the owner of a white van, driver described as wearing a “bellyclava” and hanging around playgrounds, advise caution as he maybe in the company of a couple of tools. 🤫 Just saying. 👍🤣 Love your work, love Kiwi’s.

Only in New Zealand would someone steal a playground

@suNn.K.O

2 жыл бұрын

I'd give Florida a fair shake.

@Hubris2

2 жыл бұрын

@@suNn.K.O In Florida somebody would eat a playground.

@rileyknox

2 жыл бұрын

@@suNn.K.O the similarities between Florida Man news stories and NZ headlines are definitely present

@spazco8669

Жыл бұрын

In the Northern Territory someone stole a railway bridge. A 20 meter long, 2 tone railway bridge.

@rileyknox

Жыл бұрын

@@spazco8669 fuck me dead that’s good going hahahah

I'm a South African who stumbled across this channels via the wonders of the KZread algorithm, and man, this is comedy gold 🤣. And I gotta tell you-if the All Blacks want to freak the sh!t out of the Springboks, all they have to do is grow half faced beards like that Nazi guy.😅Nevermind the Haka.

Believe it or not I actually went school with that 16 yr old kid in primary school LMFAO🤣🤣 I live in Hawkes bay now

@RideFree317

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Luke. You used to come visit and go on my ps3 when you lived in tok . Small world aye

@mylesp9683

Жыл бұрын

Idk if I remember bro😂

Such a classic, loved it.

U checked the wrong street. My mums cat was stolen from lomond avenue. The thieves live around there 😂👍

@leonrive9276

Жыл бұрын

They showed the Chinese takeaway. Check round there

This was gold 🔥👍🤣

There's a new playground in Wellington they can get it for you guys. I'm sure it never gets used much.

Come to morrinsville bro guy Williams I’ll show you around Aunty cinda grew up here and I’ll show you around bro

@Hubris2

2 жыл бұрын

There are cows on the street corners, and on Saturdays cars slowly drive around town showing off their empty trailers.

8:38 YEH NATHAN ROBINSON MY COUSION

That Leo Molloy interview was awesome

love these

Amazing content

ahhhh what we all needed

No playground over here bro I live in tirau🤣

Damn I missed the interview 🤣🤣

Holy fuck, I’m in tears 4 minutes in

Ok but that doesn't actually answer who stole it.

@leonrive9276

Жыл бұрын

Developers

Banter King 👑 Still pure gold. Cheers 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I’m not even a kiwi but these are fucking incredible

I'm Aussie and i still need subtitles

😂😂😂 this is my favourite thing now!!! Top marks

Next up, the mystery of who stole the Nutbreak Bar ads, and why they're not available anywhere on the internet! 👍

These videos are likely one of the top 5 reasons people yearn to emigrate to NZ.

“What’s the secret to being part of a gang?” “Positivity”

Bloody funny even though it’s a horrible story. I loved the Cat Stevens bit!!!!! Hilarious

@Royeblack-nv9et

Жыл бұрын

I pray to God to give you a lot of beautiful days, and I hope God bless you to have a great day today, So where are you originally from? I'm from Overbrook

@Dman6779

Жыл бұрын

@@Royeblack-nv9et roy black

And now the local council wants to steal our local airfield tower!!!! #SaveTheTower

@Stambo59

2 жыл бұрын

No point in linking to this on your channel then. :-) The only reason I clicked on it was the mention of Tokoroa.

@xjet

2 жыл бұрын

@@Stambo59 Haha yeah. Maybe, once the Mayor has gotten her wicked way, NZToday will do another piece titled "Who stole Tokoroa's (and the world's) tower?"

He didn’t waste his day, he beat racism

Your swing set is at the hock shop

BEST SHOW EVER

What do you do? Vape. I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Miles wins the Internet. Where are the movie contracts?

That's how tight we are in new Zealand we steal bins and play grounds lol

Tokoroa looks to be a fun mecca!!!

Best yet!! PS Where is Karen??

"onion "tastes like a spicy apple" L0L

Get a drone and fly it over the town.

@smolgok384

2 жыл бұрын

Genius!! How easy would it be to hide a damn playground

@baabaabaa2293

2 жыл бұрын

Bet Bunnings have cheap drones!

Tokoroa scout hall playground is going to the old owners new hall maybe

Dude had me dying @1:42 😆

the way those locals laugh HAHAHHAA

🤣 Yoza pac haha,and brother Cody💪🏽🔥💯

This is art frfr

Hahaha I miss being home hahaha

COVID bump then share an onion. Makes total sense.

It's really only tokoroa

@blahblahblah1151

Жыл бұрын

@Joanna what des that mena

Need a story on convincing lance covering his nazi tattoos