Dog: Please respond! Bird: Working on updates 34%, don't turn off your PC, this will take a while

@mahrizhossain4308

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed way too hard at this 🤣🤣

@horizontaltwo0841

3 жыл бұрын

Normally they update while recharging on power lines. The government is upgrading them it seems.

@shadowdragon7045

3 жыл бұрын

Has it done yet?

@raymondstacey5314

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowdragon7045 "

@sirleycastro2417

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the cursed AAAAA update

Who ever operated this government drone must have been sleeping on the job.

@bladehoon

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@hello-qp1cl

3 жыл бұрын

Or maybe he disconnected and reconnected at the end

@asstoppedshitting6969

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats! Now you have more than 1k likes on your both comments combined.

@twilightstar637

3 жыл бұрын

@Andres Leon I don’t know who you’re talking about but that’s also the name of my old vice principal-

@justdodod3398

3 жыл бұрын

exactly.

For anyone wondering what type of bird she is, that is an adult female western palm warbler. I'm guessing she's in shock from running into some glass and is recovering.

@archeristhinking5811

10 ай бұрын

yeah i know right

@archeristhinking5811

10 ай бұрын

also my comment is inspired by yours

@dokimei7260

10 ай бұрын

Obviously a grey wagtail, you fool

@typingcat

10 ай бұрын

Did you just assume the bird's gender?

@archeristhinking5811

10 ай бұрын

@@typingcat no

The Shiba looks like a toasted marshmallow. I love it.

@righthandstep5

5 ай бұрын

I just saw that 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅 spot on spot on.

@dadevi

3 ай бұрын

I call them Snickers coated doggos.

@peteypete9357

3 ай бұрын

Just a guess, but it may have something to do with the reason those types of shibes are literally known as "burnt marshmellow" type of Shibes.

Birb was AFK and when he came back he realized he had to gtfo

@LloydSMITH

3 жыл бұрын

*I promise to my old dog that I will reach 1000 subscribers before she leaves us, a small participation from you can really help me :)*

@aaribeshanx1380

3 жыл бұрын

Lollllllll

@aaribeshanx1380

3 жыл бұрын

@@LloydSMITH Sure bro

@aaaaaalowercasescream

3 жыл бұрын

@@LloydSMITH at least your not a bot. Since this is the first time I’ve seen you.

@aaaaaalowercasescream

3 жыл бұрын

@@LloydSMITH since you comment not even 5 times a channel

The bird was checking its inventory.

@sersomeone9704

3 жыл бұрын

Wondering why tf it's empty

@notagoodanimator1352

3 жыл бұрын

After that he raged quit outside the game and came back after restoring his progress this a follow up sersomeone comment

@Peliwat.Nusantara

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@koaoi9172

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@yharnamiyhill787

3 жыл бұрын

Must be an amateur "Souls" player... he didn't even hear the monster right on top of him. ;3

90% of winning a confrontation with a canine is just standing your ground

@Light-ji4fo

8 ай бұрын

Wolves, Coyotes, Rotties and Pitties would disagree. The Chihuahua will eat you alive. Never try this bull$hit. It wouldn't look good on your obituary. You know " Got balls chomped off by a fkn chihuahua".

@guccigamer5907

2 ай бұрын

Tell that to cupcake😂

@floriansteininger347

2 ай бұрын

​@@Light-ji4fo Wolves and coyotes are usually pussies who won't attack a human unless they're very, very hungry or have rabies.

The part where the bird freaks out after the human picks it up and a still shot with the caption "AAAA" immediately follows it makes me laugh every time, even knowing it's coming.

@DogDogGodFog

10 ай бұрын

Max tried to grab it by its tail, that's why it freaked out.

@TheInfiniteNine

10 ай бұрын

Lmao me too I'm dying that part is the best

@captian_skelly89

10 ай бұрын

no- the dog bit the tail and it freak out

@josephfdent

10 ай бұрын

it freaked out because it was touched on its tail, by doggie teeth. 😂 it thought it was about to be doggie lunch so it fluttered out of there 😂

@jmtimmons

10 ай бұрын

It was probably about to be dog lunch! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Doggo - "I could have killed you Why didn't you move" Birb - "You lack the murderous aura kid "

@incinezard3466

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, that's right

@mcgabrielrock

3 жыл бұрын

He bite the bird tho

@TurboMMaster

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, standing still propably saved this bird - any attempt to escape would no doubt triggered Max's prey drive. Judging from the end, it happened anyway.

@balldontlie4524

3 жыл бұрын

So basically Goku and Trunks when they first met.

@pleaserespond3984

3 жыл бұрын

@@TurboMMaster Lol "prey drive". You watch too much Fox News.

Birb was trying to remember if he had turned off the stove.

@abseiduk

3 жыл бұрын

Nice comment 😂

@vishnujith83

3 жыл бұрын

You are 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣% crt🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

@ricktherickrolled534

3 жыл бұрын

GOT ME SO HARD IM LAUGHING, YOU DESERVE LIKE 10000 LIKES ON UR COMMENT

@bri5033

3 жыл бұрын

@@ricktherickrolled534 I think you should probably read what you wrote again, slowly

@josedasi6768

3 жыл бұрын

If he didn’t he would be having eggs for lunch

Hm. I know many, many dogs who woulda been like "cool! Ground snack!" *gulp*. Good max.

You can tell that burd has had a rough day and doesn't want to deal with doggo's antics

When the government's spy cameras run out of batteries.

@Corrupted-file

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment.

@lycoanlaywer1920

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly

@dio007

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@HaloHighlightz

3 жыл бұрын

r/birdsarentreal

@kellyt5341

3 жыл бұрын

@Lia Madrigal yep, mosquitoes, flies etc. Florida just released 750,000 GMO mosquitoes, that sounds healthy. We are the lab rats that entertain the top 1 percents.

The bird is at the point in its life where it doesn't give a flying F about anything anymore.

@jonatankornievsky632

3 жыл бұрын

I think we all once can/will relate to that bird

@lawlestest

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonatankornievsky632 i've related to this bird the past 9 years lmao

@TheMspoodle2

3 жыл бұрын

I'm right along with that bird..lol

@samuelabebe1354

3 жыл бұрын

hehe

@maybelater6282

3 жыл бұрын

How dare you make a pun

The bravado, the fearlessness, the exagerated swagger! that dog faced death itself and came out triumphant!

The birb and doggo were actually just discussing the entire meaning of life...

Birb: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye.

@TheSp0kesman

3 жыл бұрын

*slowly crunches potato chip*

@copperjaguar

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheSp0kesman "We can still see you"

@TheSp0kesman

3 жыл бұрын

@@copperjaguar damn it

@KageNoTenshi

3 жыл бұрын

Birb?

@alexp.2178

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheSp0kesman *zarg nut

3 responses to fear: -Fight -Flight -Freeze

@mariethedove3909

3 жыл бұрын

**FREEZE INTENSIFIES**

@impolitedirector3595

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes. NOICE

@yellow_rose-

3 жыл бұрын

F

@stalincat2457

3 жыл бұрын

Would've been hillarious to watch that bird show the dog who's boss!

@jistorian9502

3 жыл бұрын

4th -Feces

1:48 I laughed so hard

@Drtu576

Ай бұрын

Fr

I love how nonplussed this bird is in the presence of a excitable, snarling Shibe 🤣🤣🤣

*Scary dog bork* Birb: "meh." *realize been picked up* Birb: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"

@s.m.4720

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀

@chaoticchris8924

3 жыл бұрын

Max actually bit off some of the tail which is what made it freak out, but the part was cut out and nobody knows why.

@BhappyD

3 жыл бұрын

Chaotic Chris How do you know?

@chaoticchris8924

3 жыл бұрын

@@BhappyD Because I watched the video on the day that it was uploaded, some other people in the comments pointed it out too.

@testexpirement5181

3 жыл бұрын

@@chaoticchris8924 dayum rip

Birb: “Keep absolutely still. Its vision is based on movement...”

@apollo5668

3 жыл бұрын

JoJo's bizarre adventure but it's scuffed

@daluckygit8019

3 жыл бұрын

@@apollo5668 what?

@Master-Icarus

3 жыл бұрын

Jurasic park

@clongshanks5206

3 жыл бұрын

Because the Doggo is Among Us

@creepalotl8841

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO COMMENT ONCE.

It's amazing how animals of different species can be so empathetic to each other.

agree, birb was in shock. it happens to those lil guys when they run into stuff or sometimes even if they're scared enough, they'll freeze like deer. poor birb was probably terrified lol

That birds balls were so massive that he couldn't fly away because of their weight.

@EntoSanto

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahahaha

@lgbtqiarights

3 жыл бұрын

poor lil guy was frozen in fear. glad he’s alright tho

@chombus2602

3 жыл бұрын

*birb

@aself-awaretroll.6684

3 жыл бұрын

Please let this comment reach 1k!

@lolajaramillo4620

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

Obviously the bird is downloading a massive update.

@injhs

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO

@alexmorales9150

3 жыл бұрын

It’s like 30 gigs

@daemilee1497

3 жыл бұрын

deserve to be a top comment

@binu7645

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@tofuuu5686

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

I loved the Pokemon music, and those two beautiful creatures too❤

0:00 this gets me everytime🤣

@erenyayger3840

Жыл бұрын

0:00 🤔

@ImJustJAG

8 ай бұрын

0:01 🤔

@ex-codm-soldierx9382

3 ай бұрын

0:02🤔

@prashantmishra9985

3 ай бұрын

0:03 🤔

@prabhu3267

2 ай бұрын

0:04 🤔

A dog: *being aggressive* A bird, a Sun Tzu student: "If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him."

@TotallyNotParam

3 жыл бұрын

Bravo 6, Going dark

@ridhwanidrus775

3 жыл бұрын

Appear weak when you are strong and strong when you weak.

@HopefullyNotYou

3 жыл бұрын

No, the bird probably had a concussion

@Coy.sparrow

3 жыл бұрын

Do u by any chance watch Technoblade???

@Doomerang01

3 жыл бұрын

"And if someone decides to pick you up, go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

He's either incredibly brave or completely petrified with fear.

@Nirian_vigora

3 жыл бұрын

Either way he do be vibin tho

@formalsock1848

3 жыл бұрын

Or too tired to give a care

@TheeCambion

3 жыл бұрын

Or has given up on life. Lol

@themanhimself436

3 жыл бұрын

fight/flight/freeze

@wisdomfox857

3 жыл бұрын

No its clearly sick

Poor birdy got so scared that he decided to pretend to be dead

The birb was in such shock of the looks of the shibi that he was so still he almost passed out

Human: Lets help this bird get a wifi signal. Bird: *connected* Flies away.

@rc9254

3 жыл бұрын

Proof of connection

@Person-kl9pd

3 жыл бұрын

proof that birds are just government drones

@sage4561

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@bongocatgang1334

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lacroustillenecroustillepl2637

3 жыл бұрын

i read files instead of flies

Looks like the bird watched Jurassic Park. “Stay absolutely still. It’s vision is based on movement.”

@ujjwal2473

3 жыл бұрын

First

@dinoxman8584

3 жыл бұрын

The bird is Jurassic Park!

@watermeloncakecake5262

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a fake bird

@everythingandanything9676

3 жыл бұрын

@@watermeloncakecake5262 you must be blind

@bananabunch4590

3 жыл бұрын

@@watermeloncakecake5262 Nah, it moved its head a little bit and it frantically flew away at the end.

0:31 words of wisdom

"mabye he was just amazed over max" mabye he was about to have a heart attack

For people wondering why the bird didn't fly away, it's because the birds fight or flight instincts had an error 404 and god had to reprogram the bird.

@BeetleBuns

3 жыл бұрын

this will all be fixed in the next patch

@TheKrs089

3 жыл бұрын

nice try NSA, its because you lost signal

@frostyjag6373

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@baronvonlobotomus7530

3 жыл бұрын

It’s because the CIA lost connection

@unknownentity6796

3 жыл бұрын

God*

he's just recieving a big update to his system: New feature, Birb 1.9, scream animation and trigger

@dirkphillips9311

3 жыл бұрын

Very important update that fixed many bugs

@nimyt1232

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@mxlxvnime5685

3 жыл бұрын

That birb is afk and got back aftee

@LAFaLittle

3 жыл бұрын

He might have crashed and is waiting for the server to boot up again

@justiny.9846

3 жыл бұрын

Its having a concussion :(

He might be dehydrated or exhausted. Or concussed as others mentioned.

Birb was chilling because he didn't sense any bad feelings from Max.

It's taught in bird's academy, " dogs don't attack statues!"

@ishasalvi1829

3 жыл бұрын

Taught* (don't mean to be a grammar nazi though)

@duhhh7690

3 жыл бұрын

@@ishasalvi1829 I know it actually... But didn't look at it. 👉👈😅

@ishasalvi1829

3 жыл бұрын

@@duhhh7690 hahaha..😂😂ok✌

@tenderestfilly

3 жыл бұрын

The ancient art

@Shri-bd6fg

3 жыл бұрын

The bird has master the ability to stand so still that the dog got confusion 100

I’ve mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still… That I become invisible to the eye. Watch.

@nightmaredude7518

3 жыл бұрын

*Watch*

@swoops223

3 жыл бұрын

Straight stole this comment

@ciaran5588

3 жыл бұрын

Hey! Who said that...........?

@rsmek.nin0021

3 жыл бұрын

@@ciaran5588 Drax From Guardian of the galaxy

@webgpu

3 жыл бұрын

where are you?

you can see his little heart pounding with fear :(

When many animals are scared they "freeze" in the hope that the predator will have no interest in them.

The bird wasn’t flying away because of how heavy his steel balls were

@jessicaaudate

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@khushibagga4688

3 жыл бұрын

Omg pls-

@zamnzamn2243

3 жыл бұрын

*jojo intensifies*

@chronictacos1593

3 жыл бұрын

Trying to impress his/her bird friends lmao😂

@CatarineausArmory

3 жыл бұрын

Zero phkks were given.

max is trying to speak in air doggo, too bad he doesn’t understand it yet

@viejandocontuviejahd2246

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@loganmelendes

3 жыл бұрын

Greatest line ever

@lisalipton540

3 жыл бұрын

Epic from epic games

@Crow7655_official

3 жыл бұрын

Yet

@loganmelendes

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crow7655_official I have your profile pic as my Wallpapaer

Birb was scared of Max. But Max is good boi. He just curious and would never attacc

@anandbatra290

Ай бұрын

bruh max litterally bit the birb

you better talk, special agent "James Bord", or i call the Racoon Federation😂🤣😅

The bird straight up pretended he didn't exist anymore, that's gangsta

@vczx

3 жыл бұрын

faxxxx

@valiantgamingOG

3 жыл бұрын

😚

@MassMultiplayer

3 жыл бұрын

hes so gansta he dosent consume drug alchool or flesh

@abhi36292

3 жыл бұрын

birb

@KageNoTenshi

3 жыл бұрын

Bird: Hey according to Alan grant, if you don’t move the t-Rex won’t see you

That bird was charging up his attack for, like, 9 turns.

@godknightomega

3 жыл бұрын

Caz Murrell A charge up for an escape move no less...

@awesomegamer-cv4zf

3 жыл бұрын

@@godknightomega anyone remember angry birds epic? there was an enemy that charged up just to escape, it dropped tons of coins

@San-lh8us

3 жыл бұрын

well, he would need to, did you see how much bigger the dog was?

@semisemicoloncolon

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@pumpkin8222

3 жыл бұрын

*birb

Two soft warm babies enjoying the day.

Truly one of the greatest Doggo-Birb relation moments of all time. ✊🙏

That angle literally looks like a Pokemon battle. Pidgey vs Arcanine.

@esmereldasnickles8056

3 жыл бұрын

Right 🤣

@eccentricPlays

3 жыл бұрын

I’d of say more of a poochyena or houndour

@jittoa3228

3 жыл бұрын

Husky used roar,, n bird used fly

@-Retired-

3 жыл бұрын

@@eccentricPlays tbf, he does look like a black furred arcanine.... A new shiny maybe?

@IDoWatIDo17

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

I can't believe how the bird was so calm even after Max barked and smelt it.

@ketzi2930

3 жыл бұрын

He was just very scared

@annabunny1665

3 жыл бұрын

@@kodiee9936 burb**

@doomsledge0802

3 жыл бұрын

You see, max is a doggo and not a human.

@doomsledge0802

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wait, max actually bit him ;-;

@bluebaron3618

3 жыл бұрын

Until Max did the chomp

That warbler is definitely in shock

Dog: *BARKS LOUDLY AND EXCESSIVELY!!!* Bird: ... Human: Let’s just gently pick him up an- Bird: *AAAAAAAAAAAA*

@bhartid117

3 жыл бұрын

I guess the bird knows who to be afraid of 🤣

@Moon-kp7lk

3 жыл бұрын

So the bird is racist

@MythicalMimikyu

3 жыл бұрын

@@Moon-kp7lk I think it would be a speciest or something. Species

@ilsgrade8357

3 жыл бұрын

@@bhartid117 uhmmm, I never saw a human randomly eating a bird on the street. Dogs on the other hand....

@LURANT1S

3 жыл бұрын

I wish i could hold bird :(

"lets help him find his frens max" birb: *adios*

@B-17flyingfortres

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Feaco

3 жыл бұрын

Isnt *adios* is: *AAAAAAAA*

@milk_man130

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@bringmethatcoffee5235

3 жыл бұрын

"oh no, they'll realize I don't have any friends! Ima gotta fly!"

@Clo3.14

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s have some likes for birb’s professional drama acting👏👏👏

He has a bad connection. he will dissapear and stutter across the parking lot thinking hes rushing bomb spot b.

Why this dog looks so precious?❤

Gud boi max: **Borks at birb** Hooman: Maybe birb is just amazed at max Birb: _Help_

@e-terrestrial

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it looked so scared 😂😔

@HelloHello-tm7uc

3 жыл бұрын

birb really said sponge sauce!

@CelticVictory

3 жыл бұрын

Bird after being picked up: Flee. I've been spotted.

@pratyashi191

3 жыл бұрын

Welp*

@blizzbee

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

*"He just standing there....MENACINGLY"*

@yazdamermeredusupayagayaps9390

3 жыл бұрын

The original comment that deserves more likes

@micaiahleigh2449

3 жыл бұрын

@@yazdamermeredusupayagayaps9390 fat agree

@courtneypalma523

3 жыл бұрын

There's a copied one not u tho

@thatsjustlogic1768

3 жыл бұрын

@@yazdamermeredusupayagayaps9390 yeah 100%

@epichunter1239

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a jojo reference?

birds in shock, birds have fragile hearts don't torment them

1:45 top 10 most brutal anime betrayals

"I have searched your heart, canine. I know you will not actually strike, therefore I stand my ground."

@Moziah_G._Wolf

3 жыл бұрын

Nice mega man battle network pfp

@crystalskiss199

3 жыл бұрын

I love this

@milantatad569

3 жыл бұрын

This is kinda wholesome 😂👍

@amosp9411

3 жыл бұрын

@Pup Pyz no i

@11retama

3 жыл бұрын

My dog, a Min pin for short almost bit a squirrel but my mom’s friend’s pit bull got in the way

the "AAAAAAAAAA -birb" bit made me laugh nearly as hard as the "goodbye cruel world" fly that Max also found

@sneezebiscuits7239

3 жыл бұрын

Ye i love these edits

@williamrand2534

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@Giggles_iJest

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr?!?! That vid also nearly made me cry with laughter 😂

@sneezebiscuits7239

3 жыл бұрын

@@gwenjen101 M8

@MLPMDog

3 жыл бұрын

What video is this? I must know!

A bird that non-responsive may be seriously ill. I'd NEVER let my dog touch it.

That is just so adorable 😂, Max was so concern about the birb 0:59-1:07 hahahahah 😊😂❤. Max: “Do u need help?” Birb: *No answer* Max: “Hello?!?” Birb: *Still no answer*

The bird is me looking at my food in the microwave

@becauseimbatman1391

3 жыл бұрын

Max is your food looking at you from the microwave

@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168

3 жыл бұрын

@@becauseimbatman1391 :0

@anushkasrivastava7017

3 жыл бұрын

*birb

@Kernal0293

3 жыл бұрын

Topaz s. Got that of tok tok but ok. 0_____0

@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kernal0293 no Saw it off a vid from emkay

The "AAAAAAAA -birb" part nearly killed me with laughter. The shot, caption, and sound causes me intense side pains. 😂

@scenemore

3 жыл бұрын

same lol

@exspin21

3 жыл бұрын

i forgot where that sound came from LOL. was it from a game or somethin'? 😂

@brandonknight431

3 жыл бұрын

Great music, sounded like mario

@Hyperbeaner

3 жыл бұрын

@@exspin21 Super Mario World: Yoshi's Island

@gwynbleid_0Z

3 жыл бұрын

@@exspin21 Map theme from Super Mario Yoshi's Island

Further proof that birds aren't real. This one was just having massive input lag

The Littleroot Town music caught me off guard, now I'm in tears.

"He's just standing there.....MENACINGLY!"

@expiredmilk5435

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment lol

@tylernewton7453

3 жыл бұрын

More thumbs up 😂

@kylerider7125

3 жыл бұрын

Spongebob reference

@g.d.dodgeconverse9221

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I just said!😧

@ut000bs

3 жыл бұрын

More like he lucked out with a last, great act of defiance. 😉👋

Birds: *fly away when I sneeze ten feet away* This bird: "I fear nothing, mortal."

@silverkittyzen

3 жыл бұрын

Same. Except change "sneeze" to "breathe".

@human3683

3 жыл бұрын

That bird is a true alpha Chad

birds dont react to danger when they're really sick and dying :(

It's frightened. It's freezing physically on purpose.

when you are daydreaming and the teacher is yelling at you

@EndanDrachon

3 жыл бұрын

*Wakes up and looks at the board* "William of Orange ascended to the throne due to the events of the 'Glorious Revolution'!" "...correct, but my question was, 'Are you okay'?"

@amsuhasini4301

3 жыл бұрын

hehe good one😂

@addictrogue516

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Meghna23

3 жыл бұрын

hilarious

@Lug89

3 жыл бұрын

黑柴好善良啊！

Humin: "look the birb is friendly " Birb" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

@timekillerOE

3 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest, our track record with chickens kinda justify this.

@ffirstcomment

3 жыл бұрын

hooman*

@peskypigeonx

3 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Holy crap that littleroot town theme just tickled my brain

The truth: the bird was traumatised after one bark.

@youdontknowme3935

3 жыл бұрын

The shiba bit him but for some reason that scene is gone ):

@Rose-dm2xe

3 жыл бұрын

@@youdontknowme3935 what do you mean? where? 🥺

@youdontknowme3935

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rose-dm2xe right before the bird aaaaa meme there was about 5 seconds in wich the shiba bit his tail.

@back-gardencritters9819

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh it was probably so scared it froze up in hopes that the Shiba would leave

@dionabeepboop2343

3 жыл бұрын

birb

Surrounded, the bird's interrogation training kicked in: chin up, chest out, exude confidence, tell them nothing.

@astaridjatmiko8187

3 жыл бұрын

your own experience, i guess,,,

@mihirgupta6958

3 жыл бұрын

this comment deserves more likes

@25dinmepaisadouble72

3 жыл бұрын

FREEZE

@MarinoTarot

3 жыл бұрын

:D LOL thank you. you just taught me a lot

The scale of size from the birds viewpoint, think of looking at this sized dog coming to bark at you, is equal you meeting T-Rex dinosaur coming to eat you.

That last bite got me😂

This bird was stunned from a collision. Sometimes they sit like that or lay down for several minutes to an hour so before they leave.

@UhKimboze

2 жыл бұрын

No replies to this comment, I’ll be the first.

@Littlesegitiga

2 жыл бұрын

@@UhKimboze 2

@edgarandres4231

2 жыл бұрын

@@Littlesegitiga 3

@yellinglaozu

2 жыл бұрын

@@edgarandres4231 4

@barx

2 жыл бұрын

@@yellinglaozu 5

The bird could be in shock. Maybe even from a collision. Birds often fly into glass, not seeing a barrier.

@a.deewai3181

2 жыл бұрын

What if the bird nearby had a nest to defend?😏 A. DEE WAI

@Darryl_Frost

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking too, resetting brain after a hard landing..

@Changesonemack

2 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what I think. Lil bird flew into a window and was waiting for the stars ✨ to clear out.

@virginiamoss7045

2 жыл бұрын

@Tom Walsh Or was hit by a car and left addled while it's brain cleared up. I've seen it many times after they hit a window.

@dianapearson1771

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, agree!

That Pokémon music got me all nostalgic.

Well, according to the background music, it was a wild Pidgey.

When birds do this they are probably concussed from flying into something, hope they're ok

@rogerwilco2

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, it must have been sick or hurt.

@Pohnees

3 жыл бұрын

If a bird stands there stunned like that, there's a pretty good chance it has an infection/disease/is riddled with parasites - parasites that can be transmitted by picked it up through their feet. Try to help them but don't pick them up if you can help it.

@iilikecereal

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pohnees basically: bird in pain/shock probly isn't going to want to move too much

@galling2052

3 жыл бұрын

HA Memorys. I found a falcon in my garden once. Called a shelter to pick it up. Me and my folks got concerned as we waited because the bird stoped moving at some point, wings streched... anyway next moring after the guy picked him up, we asked if the bird was ok. Turns out the dofus had a concussion... and was doing fine.

@jebbush3130

3 жыл бұрын

nah he just vibin

Government: Sir we have lost connection with our robot bird. Gov again: we are back online. Birb: AHAVHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahHahHhaAa

@Mine_that_is_filled_with_salt

3 жыл бұрын

r/birdsarentreal

@Engieman909

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mine_that_is_filled_with_salt ON OUR AMMO SUPPLY

@garbage_goat8386

3 жыл бұрын

1:15

@mr4sci365

3 жыл бұрын

Lol nice

@user-ir6pn3of3i

3 жыл бұрын

FOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooool

Birb is frozen as part of the trauma response.

Bird be like: Respect me. I shall not move. You will leave before I do

birbdrone.exe *Connection Lost* *Buffering* *Connection Retrieved* *”AHHHH”*

@cutewolfpup1004

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@pueblodog614

3 жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes

@heraturcoaz5131

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

That bird is frozen in terror.

Bird is sick and it didn’t fly away as it was portrayed here.

dog: *literally in its face barking and sniffing it* bird: hooman: picks up bird bird: *ENABLE ALL SELF DEFENCE MEASSURES*

@khushibagga4688

3 жыл бұрын

Like oMg-

@myagi20000

3 жыл бұрын

There is actually a part that was edited out sometime after the upload, where the dog actually bites the birds tail.

@maxthepaladin2147

3 жыл бұрын

It's just so happened that then the reboot of this government drone was completed

@mr.stealyourspaghetti8004

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pilot067 oh shi

@RyZeN707

3 жыл бұрын

.

doggo: HES JUST STARING AT ME, *MENACINGLY!*

@Silver_Mars

3 жыл бұрын

@Alice Trinh it's Spongebob refrence not Jojo (btw Patrick is the one said it)

@federalbureauofinvestigation4

3 жыл бұрын

The birb was staring motherf**kingly

@NuhashTheHash

3 жыл бұрын

@@federalbureauofinvestigation4 lol

@jahmalbaptiste9915

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite Sponge Bob episode x)

definition of “no thoughts head empty”

@Re-Todd_Howard

2 ай бұрын

It’s frozen in fear.

Dog barks in burbs face, burb: "You don't scare me." Human gently holds burb in hand, burb: *screams in dying lego yoda*

@TheBluePhoenix008

3 жыл бұрын

O o f

@BaldEagle777

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@elib1688

3 жыл бұрын

He must've reuploaded it, because Max bit the bird before, and that's why it screamed

@yourhonorimarat454

3 жыл бұрын

999 likes

@yourhonorimarat454

3 жыл бұрын

Now I'm the 1k like!

The bird is the dog’s afk friend in a Minecraft survival world

@pumpkin8222

3 жыл бұрын

*birb

@brianaguilar5204

3 жыл бұрын

@@pumpkin8222 yes birb

@nileshfating83

3 жыл бұрын

No he is calculating his mined loot

@kadalmerayapkiero602

3 жыл бұрын

So that's why the doggo barking at the birb, interesting....

@itsnola8095

3 жыл бұрын

He should have pranked birb

"Don't move. Its vision is based on movement."

This video is proof that we are living in a simulated world. That was some major lag spike on the bird.

@amuroray9115

3 жыл бұрын

For real.

@marywoodward2749

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously, every time i wake up, i feel like the world is a game

@rattlesnake02

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@GreenRatel

3 жыл бұрын

@@marywoodward2749 if its a new phenomena to you, you may want to check out derealisation

@r0se975

3 жыл бұрын

The bird is just frozen from fear