As many times as I've heard all of these, "ricky just feeds it CHEESE," and "that should be interesting for meatballs" just SLAY me every time!

@jeremyc9593

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget "Man Moths?!?"

Karl's told the Zoe Harris story in so many different ways I don't even think he himself is sure of how that relationship went.

'That should be interesting for meatballs' 😂😂

I love Ricky's little moans of anticipation when he reckons Karl is about to go off on one...

@carlhenryjr

Жыл бұрын

Love that too 😂

I love how much more cheerful karl is in the old XFM days, he even chuckles a bit.

@RT-ks2zi

3 жыл бұрын

Especially in series 1

''If the girlfriend's listening now. Go and have a wash or something.''

@johnisntmyrealname81

4 жыл бұрын

I love how it’s confusing and comes across rude when it’s probably just the first thing that came to his head

"I think Kylie will be a good looking old woman" He's not wrong

@maximillian8607

3 жыл бұрын

Botox-ed up the wazoo now

"I know but I'm using me fables"

@jakejones9097

9 жыл бұрын

Use your brain instead

@VegetoStevieD

9 жыл бұрын

Jake Jones pretty sure fables are processed in the brain

@tylerpatbatemandurden5777

8 жыл бұрын

+Khechari he meant metaphors

@XAVIERSHIMEX

8 жыл бұрын

+Khechari mindblown

@ringbearer1420

4 жыл бұрын

Tyler Pat Bateman Durden this was when Ricky was trying to teach Karl what a fable was.

Reading the transcripts to these is like having an acid trip.

@todddickinson3262

11 ай бұрын

Try slowing your playback speed to 75% and you’ll really get a new take on the whole show! It’s like listening to a bunch of stoned buddies talking nonsense while high as Cheech and Chong!😏😜

@SamuelBlack84

2 ай бұрын

​@todddickinson3262 I did it, and I can practically see the smoke-filled air around them 😂

"If it weren't for my dad, i wouldn't be here."

Karl was thinking of Mogwai.

@jenanahulu

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah I think when they said mogli from jungle book his mind went to mogwai but they were thinking gremlins and confused him. Then he must have forget and thought gremlins lol. All were confused there.

@ladedade23Blunticus

8 жыл бұрын

+Jennifer Nahulu thank god for you two Im not the only one who got Karls thought process now I can erase my comment.

@OzyMandias13

3 жыл бұрын

It's always so annoying to me that they think he was asking about the Gremlins from the movie. It was the Mogwai of course. It sounds like Mowgli. And the fact that Ricky and Steve don't know the answer, they automatically default to the fact that Karl is just an idiot. Overall the course of their conversations, they have shown themselves to be ignorant plenty of times.

@SamuelBlack84

2 ай бұрын

Mogwai is also the name of a post-rock band

man ... MOTHS??

The question about Gremlins was actually fair enough and the answer Ricky and Steve pushed him towards is wrong! The creatures in Gremlins are not actually called gremlins, they're called mogwai.

@marv5078

2 жыл бұрын

Haha you're right 😂

@smash461986

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that was annoying that Karl was right.

@DowzerWTP72

Жыл бұрын

Yeah and Steve literally just asked him about "Mowgli" in the jungle book, which obviously sparked that thought process, from the rhyming of the words. But yeah them taking the piss then in a later episode hearing that Jane too belittled him for it. Sad really that he got put down so often

@owentaylor4797

Жыл бұрын

You’re right! It always annoyed me how they ripped him to shreds over the virtual reality idea when it is now mainstream

@PassageOfChrist

Ай бұрын

What did Jane say?​@@DowzerWTP72

"Do you ever think it's justifiable to beat up a director if you're a major hollywood star?" "...Well it depends what he's done" Best answer ever.

@lukemiles88

7 жыл бұрын

Christopher Janes It depends if he's David O. Russell

@jeremyc9593

3 жыл бұрын

@@callum1855 What?

Damn Karl! At it again with the white vans!

With hot weather.. comes weird spiders, n that..

@QueeferSutherland1

9 жыл бұрын

Eric Viola Always "n that"

Karl's a very spiritual person, I think. He's no nonsense, enjoys little things and sees past the facade.

@VegetoStevieD

9 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@conorscriv9386

9 жыл бұрын

***** but hes fucking hilarious sometimes some of the stuff he comes out with >_< i love him meeting midgets too pahahah

@leonfdawson

9 жыл бұрын

***** Karl Pilkington is no nonsense? The guy believes everything he hears/reads.

@VegetoStevieD

9 жыл бұрын

Leon Dawson Yes, but he keeps his life simple. Don't look at the individual things he says, look at his way of being. No nonsense.

@prince-solomon

7 жыл бұрын

he's definately not a spiritual person, as he often said himself. he likes simple things...when they don't annoy him for some reason

I find the funniest thing about these three is that Karl is the most likeable and possibly sharpest. It's as Shakespeare said, "better a witty fool, than a foolish wit."

1:12:35 ( MOTH MAN!!) LOL another karl classic oh man i wish he was my friend there would never be a dull moment

7:39 The things in Gremlins were called Mogwais. That’s why Karl confused the name with Mowgli.

26:24 "...while she was off dancing and getting her hole ruined."

@bobbyhernandez7117

7 жыл бұрын

Plumface-sama and none of them caught it lmao

@Milan_Smidt

7 жыл бұрын

wait what? What was that supposed to be... Probably 'dress'. Hole in dress, dress, hole.. easy mistake.

@LyingSecret

3 жыл бұрын

@@Milan_Smidt It's a joke about a girl having her vag pounded until it's ruined, based on the hole in her dress. Double meaning and all that innit'

Karl sounds like he's far away from the mic

Drinking game: click around on the video timeline and if you hear rickys laugh, have a shot

@NOOOOOOO0OOOOO

8 жыл бұрын

Well I have alcohol poisoning now.

@NOOOOOOO0OOOOO

8 жыл бұрын

Well I have alcohol poisoning now.

A ship so big it had rough areas

Go and have a wash

@roreo99

9 жыл бұрын

Fuck off Lahey

@lesterclaypool1

8 жыл бұрын

+Jim Lahey Jesus Lahey! Did you piss yourself?

@janpec10

7 жыл бұрын

Suzanne is a lucky lucky woman.

Listened to it many times but never heard that before. Good stuff.

Karl says that people with the flu should work through the illness. A year later he missed work because Suzanne was out of town and he wore wet trousers.

Listen to these while playing football manager on my day off....heaven!

"I'm using me fables!" "Use your brain instead"

it always pissed me off that they both belittled karl for getting the name of the gremlins "wrong". he say's "they sounded something like mowgli".they were called "mogwai".he was exactly right but ended up looking like a tit. poor fella.

@LyingSecret

8 жыл бұрын

+Jack Morgan To be fair Ricky realises what he means later in the show and corrects himself.

@jeremyc9593

3 жыл бұрын

@@LyingSecret Yet he went on Conan and was still saying that Karl forgot what the things in Gremlins were called

@LyingSecret

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeremyc9593 Yeah because it's a funny line, though sadly Karl didn't mean it that way (as we well know), and Karl has said way funnier stuff and DID mean it.

AN HOUR AND 20 MINUTES?!! brb getting snacks for this one!

LOVE your compilations!! Keep up the good work :)

thansk for putting them all together

This is classic.The 'orse in the house,' Meatballs,'Man moths?' Brilliant.

Literally an amazing hour.

THANK YOU!!! Thats awesome this!!

1:12:52 "Manmoths" ... so this is where his odd fascination with moths and insects began

After a long ass miserable day this definitely helps

37:24 I LOVE hearing Karl say the word flutter. _"Floottuh"_

30:03 One of the best Karl Pilkington tangents

57:56 "it melts back on again" is so hilariously stupid a statement it's glorious.

42:35 is one of the most amazing moments of the three

The things in Gremlins were called Mogwai

@TheMichaelKillen

8 жыл бұрын

+Casey Jaszewski Yes! Thank you

@br00t4lbreakdownzfuk

7 жыл бұрын

also the name of a great band

Karl's right about just about everything and nearly always asks the right question.

so much comedy gold

I nearly died of laughter when he said Man Moths?

26:23 Steve said "while she was off dancing and getting her hole ruined?" about Zoey Harris.

52:16 sainsburys square tins for meatballs

Have so much work to do tonight... these three men will help (:

" and a bitta pop " hahaha awesome

For someone who's worked in radio for years, Karl doesn't know he has to be close to the mic.

He got me drift into fantasy world with that Jack Daniel's world :D

I love this

Frankly, I was dissapointed it wasn't longer.

54:40 my mam told me one was that big it had rough areas on it - i just spat my drink out all over the screen, too fucking funny

This makes me cry!

``- we just found out the people on the toboggan were on crack.''

16:28 Karl - "I hate this" lmao

Please, please put this back on the radio

I'd love them to do a podcast drunk. haha

Creases me every time

"No, what i'm trying to say is".... Play a record...

"What were the things in Gremlins called?" 😂 Another classic Karl moment.

@lukenewton2574

9 жыл бұрын

It wasn't a stupid question he was thinking of mogwai

@cal1050

9 жыл бұрын

Luke Newton Wasn't that just the name of one of them though?! They as a group were called gremlins I think

@ourmaninbuenosaires7077

9 жыл бұрын

Callum Bateman No the species were called mogwai, the name of the main one in the film was Gizmo

I think Karl was thinking of Mogui when they were talking about Gremlins but he just couldn't manage to remember.

I’ve been waiting for the ‘what are those things in Gremlins called’? moment. ‘Oh no’

1:02:32 a GENUINE little joke from the Squozen One there!

YEAH THANKS THAT WILL HELP THE PEOPLE THAT BROADCAST THIS SHOW IN THE EARLY 2000'S

I wish they'd remaster this,so Karl is louder and Ricky is quieter.Have to keep turning the volume up and down.

@rBennich

6 жыл бұрын

use audio hijack and a compressor. i use it all the time for stuff like this.

New subscriber!

thank you

I just noticed that and Pissed myself laughing! XD

Ricky recalls the Aristotle saying that 'a little knowledge is a dangerous thing' without realising that he frequently included in this group himself.

Gremlins are called Mogwai in their first stage so =P to ricky and stephen

cutting the queen mother up OMFG i nearly pissed myself laughing

The creature in Gremlins is called a Mogwai by the original seller, not gremlins.

must see karl's will young face

52:42 Ricky just dying

'That will be interesting for meatballs!!!' also fell on the floor.

One of the great moments at 0:52:30 Steve's delivery is perfect.

Going down to woolworths to pop a quid down...the memories...

"the white van man in The Sun this week is Herbie Crossman from Harrow in Middlesex"..............."herbiee!"

I remember one of the first shows these three made together. Ricky said he was afraid of making fun of Karl because he seemed like one of those guys who could just pick up a pen and go mental. Man, have times changed?

It is true, it is called isostatic pressure. The weight of the ice forces the continental plates down, less weight from ice and they will rise as the plates are not fixed and in a perpetual flux.

love all the podcasts. The thing carl says about the iceburg in a glass of jack daniels really bothers me, how can he not get scaling.

@tommybno3

8 жыл бұрын

when does he say that??

@jd9171

8 жыл бұрын

thomas browne when they're talking about global warming

@tommybno3

8 жыл бұрын

+James Dearlove yeah I heard it after I replied, cheers mate

@stoox006

8 жыл бұрын

These are taken from the XFM radio shows. Even though I love everything these three have done, I find the radio show to be more spontaneous and purer than the podcasts.

Kellogs 'Space Dust'. Fucking genius!

Your words, sir.

No no no, this was after I was born lol

2002 eh? trip down memory lane

But the thing is, he means the "mogwai" in Gremlins. That's why he's getting confused with mowgli. It isn't actually that stupid a mistake to make; why he's bringing it up is another issue altogether...

I love everything Karl said about the Beckhams. My view exactly.

What are the things in Gremlins called? Ha what a sweet laugh when he figured It out "gremlins"

@QueenofTaterTots

7 жыл бұрын

they're called Mogwai, Gremlins are just the name of the mean and defective ones

On the point about 2pac, influencing others to be violent with music and hip hop in general: Karl was absolutely right. It is not that violent music leads the youth culture to become violent - it is we have violent music, as a result of a violent culture and more fundamentally, we are a violent species by our nature. They tried to say the same about Porn and Playboy - Porn and things like Playboy exist because we are a horny species that love sex - not the other way round.

54:45 among the wildest of Ricky laughs.

This is evidence of Karl being a frightening genious.

Ricky's laugh at 20:33

Well happy for it bein tuesday still

So many different versions of that "put an 'ole in her dress" story.

Is there a place where i can download all of these to put on my ipod? Cant beat listeining to this at work all day lol

I've actually thought the same thing. I'd guess it's from sunrise until midnight

The creature's that feature in Gremlins' are called Moguai