He speaks, highly educated, photographer...

@connormitchell6446

3 жыл бұрын

As I read this comment he said it😂

@hpebackwards

3 жыл бұрын

right we'll make im a colonel.

@akbaraziz5914

Ай бұрын

Apparently he's holder of PhD of Physics

"So the monkey drove to Spain" "It was an automatic" That had me in stitches 😂🤣

@rumham8124

Жыл бұрын

time stamp please

"Something's said." My favorite line from Karl.

@29memyselfandi

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, an under appreciated Karl gem.

@minniedriver6871

2 жыл бұрын

I lose it every time

@arturobandini4078

2 жыл бұрын

@@minniedriver6871 it's a good line but "And someone kept winning 'em" kills me even more.

Monkey news, Rockbusters, Educating Ricky, Knob news, Songs of Phrase, War do you think of that then, Do we need em?... how did this not win a Sony? In my opinion the best radio show ever 'created'

@giles4565

7 жыл бұрын

When they get foxy on to ask him why they didn't win and he says "It just wasn't funny" really winds me up. I know humour is subjective but this is possibly the funniest show ever aired on a radio anywhere.

@janpec10

7 жыл бұрын

It didnt win an award becouse the people who judge it have very "classic" and pretentious approach to what should be funny.

@HeatyFrog

7 жыл бұрын

+98smithg2 That was just because they took the piss out of him all the time

@mistervanderveer

7 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. It reached people all over the world, including the Netherlands (although we're literally neighbors, but still). There's even people from Finland and South Africa familiar with Karls antics. Mad innit!

@pinotgrigio4707

5 жыл бұрын

@@giles4565 You do realise that wasn't real with 'Foxy' dont you!?? He was in on that 'interview' quite obviously.....

"You're gonna love this one, Steve"

@jd9171

9 жыл бұрын

TechnoBambino Monkey drove to spain on its own.....mad init?"

@ZuvioxArts

9 жыл бұрын

TechnoBambino "awhhhhh DON'T TALK SHIT KARLLLLL!!!!!"

This is, without a shadow of a doubt, the greatest segment of a radio show, ever!

@sjn6704

7 жыл бұрын

Jacob R add to that War Do You Think Of That Then and Do We Need 'Em and there's no argument

@jbri1

3 жыл бұрын

@@sjn6704 well no. Its this and nothing else comes close.

@Tomversal

3 жыл бұрын

I preferred Educating Ricky but I think everything Karl brought to this was hilarious usually

@alanaswadkins7907

2 жыл бұрын

@@jbri1 uuuuuuuu

@alanaswadkins7907

2 жыл бұрын

@@sjn6704 uuuuuuuuuuuüuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

The only thing that's pulling me through my 20's life crisis.

@RIOTPUNK1977

6 жыл бұрын

thats dope. git me through tons of grief.

@AutomaticDuck300

5 жыл бұрын

Is the crisis over?

@ISetYourFaceOnFire

5 жыл бұрын

Dude tell me you're in a better spot now?

@raulduke3237

4 жыл бұрын

Yea this was a big help for me then too

@AlphaBravoDingo

4 жыл бұрын

Did you make it?

In life, simply because of this show, when a friend's annoying me or talking shite, I'll still say 'play a record'.

@treehousekohtao

4 жыл бұрын

Play 2 records!

@TheDanSwan1

Жыл бұрын

Which part of the world are you in? Never met another Daniel Swan

@jackrichardson4089

Жыл бұрын

Educating Ricky: 'There's More Than Swan Of Them'

Ricky's anger is my favorite

@15-Peter-20

6 жыл бұрын

Michele Neri Ian brown !!!

@15-Peter-20

6 жыл бұрын

Michele Neri your well pretty

@hittman1412

4 жыл бұрын

"what that's the end of it?!?"

@jacoblee-hart9647

2 жыл бұрын

'THEY DID NOT SEND A MONKEY DIRECTOR!'

@ultracaik

11 ай бұрын

DONT. TALK. SHITE.

...I can't take this any more, Steve... I'm gonna be sick.

@user-tn4vx3ib1g

2 ай бұрын

❤

DON'T TALK SHIT. YOU'RE NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN. Cut to next episode of monkey news.

@tmic4043

9 жыл бұрын

Ricky is definitely Tull of empty threats haha

Weird innit?

@gibbs7444

9 жыл бұрын

Lol

@davidbilla5630

9 жыл бұрын

Me Auntie Nora I love ur name dude.. lol

@taylorcj565

8 жыл бұрын

+David Billa she had wind for 5 minutes, innit?

@Sheriff_GrimLaw

8 жыл бұрын

+Taylor Jamieson ...and a fanny like a ripped tennis ball. x

@kylsters

8 жыл бұрын

+BigJamook and tits like old half deflated balloons

Karl actually chuckling a bit is the most endearing thing ever for some reason, probably cus it’s so rare

@arturobandini4078

2 жыл бұрын

The mask slips from time to time

1:30:30 I will never tire of Steve and Ricky's uproarious reaction!

@westmcgee9320

3 жыл бұрын

Well done. This slayed me straight away.

1:01:34 he's walking upright, he's havin a tea in the morning... finishing off the day with brandy. gets a bit out of hand, He only tries it on with the zookeeper's wife!

Karl: "Anyways... It turns out, he was a chimp" Ricky: "You're Joking!" Ricky: "Well... Christ all ffffff mighty! There you go."

@taylorcj565

8 жыл бұрын

+Fortune Rioba this TRICYCLE comes whizzing past.......

@saltaenutrof

8 жыл бұрын

+Taylor Jamieson 1:38:00 Haha! loved that one. "There is always one element you can never anticipate" - Stephen

@taylorcj565

8 жыл бұрын

+Fortune Rioba I love Ricky's voice. " Couldn't quite see the cyclist?"

"Mentalists who write websites about themselves all day". Now Ricky has a daily blog and is on twitter 24/7. Funny how times change

@buddyolly7008

Жыл бұрын

Hasn’t changed even 8 years later

@maxpaynless7505

Жыл бұрын

@@buddyolly7008 Honestly thought this comment was from the last couple of years, seems he's been at it for ages.

@jbri1

Жыл бұрын

He doesn't blog anymore. He 'vlogs'/'streams'

@kylesmith8135

Жыл бұрын

There's a slight difference between Ricky Gervais, a household name, bafta winning, couple of globes and acting in some tv and movies who has millions of fans and a mentalist

@georgie535

7 ай бұрын

@@kylesmith8135not for Michael over here apparently.

I love the one about the monkey who posed as the lab assistant, what makes even more funny is that Ricky made up Kirsty as her name and Karl uses Kirsty in the story.

someone kept winning em

@MrLarryhoover425

9 жыл бұрын

Weird innit!

"THAT'S THE END OF THE FFF--STORY!!"

1:31:15. Karl says "I think it started off quite simple" when asked about how a chimp-owned wellness center came about. lol

The fact that most of these monkey news stories actually exists, makes it all that more funny.

Somethings said...

@Michele1ELL

8 жыл бұрын

ricky and Steve's reaction to that is one of my favorite parts

@Leehow80

8 жыл бұрын

Best bit!!

@mistervanderveer

7 жыл бұрын

Even Karl knew that one was going to be hard to sell..

@fraserdeavoll5717

7 жыл бұрын

Rachel Martin what time was that?

@hittman1412

4 жыл бұрын

@@fraserdeavoll5717 kzread.info/dash/bejne/oJml0cyTm5aug5c.html

"Something's said." HAAAHAAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

The way Steve says 'Rick, I dont know who to believe.' cracks me up.

"20 offers of marriage, does that bother you Steve?!

The bit from around 1:52:00 "they said...let's do some business with the bananas". Was listening on the bus and thought i was going to have a hernia trying not to laugh.

@BiffyFighters

6 жыл бұрын

4 years since I posted this. Still coming back to this glorious story

@BiffyFighters

6 жыл бұрын

"FROM THE ROUGH BIT!!"

@kingsleywarne2985

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew King still makes me laugh uncontrollably lol

@lightrays3595

4 жыл бұрын

Well there's no point in getting into a fight with them cause they're harder than we are. So let's do...

Oh God, the 'PhD in physics' made me laugh so hard I actually nearly fainted. Well done Karl!

"Right, you'll like this one..." Just Karl's 'intro' saying these words and I laugh now. x

This has me in stitches, so funny the way Steve has to calm Ricky down when he loses it, Karl is one of the funniest people in the public eye today!!

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. My stomach hurts. Felt like I was going to vomit from the pain. ALL HAIL PILKINGTON

@RIOTPUNK1977

6 жыл бұрын

awesome innit.

@RIOTPUNK1977

6 жыл бұрын

awesome innit.

i love when karl says "the magician opens the boot and asks the monkey how it is...and the monkeys yeah i'm sound yeah"...and then later describes the monkey as "givin' it some"

2:01:30 Not the first monkey news that comes to mind but the delivery is easily a 10/10. Classic Karl

@anonymouse4138

7 ай бұрын

Lmao... this is my favorite one. The monkey bassist

Man, could you imagine living in englad driving home from school in the back of the car hearing these guys on the radio every afternoon. God it would have been amazing.

"Just a scruffy bloke who hasn't had a shave in a while..." He rarely ever laughs when he knows this is twaddle, which is brilliant.

1:14:15 might be my all time favourite moment from these shows "Did he go off an' ave a holiday, did he dadada...?"

I've must of listened to this 20+ times still piss up laughing every time !!!

his little legs

1:19:56 "THAT'S THE END OF MONKEY NEWS! THAT'S THE END OF MONKEY NEWS!" My favorite of all the angry reactions from Gervais.

My sides! I have heard most of these before but they never get old. Ricky gets so pissed off LMAO

love all of karl and rickys work, never disappoints me! used to watch these videos going to sleep, one of only things that let me drop off haha. very difficult to sleep as a schizophrenic this usually does the job though, got me and a lot of people through hard times judging by comments ect. thanks for the upload!

@TheKesarda

10 жыл бұрын

same helps me sleep too

@MrNoobmove

10 жыл бұрын

Barney Lawson i thought i was the only one that listened to this before sleeping hahaha, nice to hear other people do the same.

@markgates9712

10 жыл бұрын

thank you for all the thumbs up :)

@TheAmericanDane

5 жыл бұрын

I do the same, always listen while drifting off to sleep👍🏼

@connor9568

4 жыл бұрын

Karl, Ricky & Steve

Lol 13:54 "That's the thing about this feature, its mental." Karl sums it all up.

Thanks for uploading these. I listened to most of the episodes when they were broadcast on Xfm and it's great to hear them again albeit without the music.

The Victorian ape woman is one of my all time favourites! Ricky's little add-ons are priceless.

"Sorry, is that the news?" "Well how much do you want?!"

'This happened on Scum' is probably the funniest thing Karl's ever said. Pure Genius.

"fella comes in" and "the monkey starts backin 'out" always get me... someone has to deconstruct these jokes for future generations...

"lets do business with bananas" ded.

I swear I have to stop myself from laughing like an idiot when I'm out and about and this starts replaying in my head

I've listened to this 4 times in the last week and it's still as funny as it was the first time

When he said "photographer" I almost burst lol!!

Rickys laugh at 58:39 gets me every time

The amount of embellishment in these is incredible. It reminds me of writing excercises were you start with a line (or headline) and completely make up a story built around it. I'd be interested to see the actual stories and if they are remotely similar.

Time and time again I see comments about people being reinvigorated by these three and their sense of humour. It's literally gold; THEY are literally GOLD

"17th century?"

@15-Peter-20

6 жыл бұрын

Michele Neri haha

@Crunch_Buttsteak

3 жыл бұрын

1970s?

@legotooms

3 жыл бұрын

Ages ago…

“Was he holding his hand of cards with his feet” The greatest line ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Such a great compilation :-) thanks for uploading, really enjoyed this.

Best entertainment on You Tube ever.

@Crunch_Buttsteak

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously is. People don't know what joy they're missing.

God the Victorian Ape Woman one was epic XD!! Loved 1:40:03! "Ooooohh yeaah...Couldn't quite see THE CYCLIST!" lol XD That was classic Ricky!

@Crunch_Buttsteak

3 жыл бұрын

Ricky was loving Karl's nonsense during that one haha. Definitely one of my favorites

12:56 The rare times Karl laughs at a joke

My six favourite words: It's that time again innit? Jingle.

"He's called Coco, what I've read about him is - he speaks, highly educated....photographer" Cracks me up every time 33:00

Thanks a lot for these great uploads, amazing stuff!

You are a bloody hero for doing this - thank-you! :-)

I have never laughed so much in my life, thank you Karl!

Gold. Pure gold.

Could listen to these 3 all day, sometimes I do.

Still need to listen to this once a month absolute gold!

laughed as hard as I could all the way through, thanks!

My God, thank you for uploading this holy font of knowledge.

"You are an idiot" hahaha this show's so funny....omg...funniest thing ever. "I think you might be borderline retarded" hahaha Im dying. Karl's a great bloke he's just naive but the idea that Ricky, while getting really frustrated just lets this out....gold.

I love how he always names the monkeys, even though it’s never relevant

“This happened on Scum!” I had to pause the video for a few minutes when he said that cos I couldn’t stop laughing!

So they said "Right, we'll make him a Colonel.." XD

@whatthefuckismyname9173

8 жыл бұрын

I mean, that would explain a lot, honestly.

What did we ever do to deserve such golden content

YOU'RE JOKING!!! UNBELIEVABLE IT WAS THE CHIMP ALL ALONG "we never do this again" with a insane laugh 1:41:30

I'm sorry but this by far the funniest thing to have graced the radio or possibly an media ever

Headline: Monkey steals bananas from blind beggar Karl’s brain: So there was this monkey who was doing alright for himself, and one day he happened to come along this bloke was was holding some bananas. The monkey said to the bloke “alright? See you’ve got some bananas there.” The bloke goes “yeah I have yeah.” Next thing he knows his hands are empty…the monkey’s only gone and stolen the bananas by keeping him distracted with small talk

@hublotkingcole683

Жыл бұрын

DONT. TALK. SHIT.

The bike race. One is the best hahahahahahahahah

SO much better than what made it into the cartoon

Good on you for cutting all these!

This is clearly the best video on the internet today

Thanks so much for this! K.P. looks after me!!

this is brilliant. seriously incredibly funny. :D

You alright Kirsty?

@Goochbot

8 жыл бұрын

+rjellcome DON'T. TALK. SHIT!!!

@rjellcome

8 жыл бұрын

+Graham Gordon You're gonna love this one, Steve

@JasonReaganjpr

7 жыл бұрын

A bit of lippy

@Crunch_Buttsteak

3 жыл бұрын

She wasn't a looker anyways...

"Someone kept winning them"

Its unbelievably funny, makes me laugh so much

54:04 not even Karl can resist laughing

Steve! Make him go away!!!

@michaelhylton8338

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahha crying

hes only 3 foot, but the trophy is 9 foot in the air... XD

I can’t believe this content is free

@georgeohunt2263

3 ай бұрын

I'd pay more to listen to this than I would for Netflix by an absolute mile

These three make my life complete every day :)

"The bit that I haven't told you about....it's actually run by a couple o' chimps."

"So the people in charge of somewhere..."

every time karl says "right", i have a drink

"I was worried we wouldn't have the old magic in 2004, but we're still talking shit"

Listen this or twaddle compilation when I put my head down on my pillow at night! Drift off to sleep smiling!

I feel like Ricky Gervais, absolutely doesn't think MKULTRA and Cointelpro ever existed.

From a rough bit of the island 🤣

I've got a recording of Gervais screaming "ooh, chimpanzee that, he's gone and written it down again - CUNT!" - a jingle for Karl's diary on the podcasts. I get odd looks when it goes off.