"Found the cure to death..." *kills guy* *guy comes back cause he tested it on himself" lol

@autisticdiablo1746

4 жыл бұрын

This is what I thought was gonna happen at first tbh lol

@mightypurplelicious3209

4 жыл бұрын

*i am the new Jesus*

@TheDemonCaine

4 жыл бұрын

400 likes.

@MapleCity64

4 жыл бұрын

He actually lives 3:01

@Senseirey

4 жыл бұрын

That was a clever move lmao

scientist: "i have cured death!" his boss: *you have chosen death*

@luzi6811

4 жыл бұрын

ironic

@suzukitaiga1140

4 жыл бұрын

I CHOOSE DEATH!

@thelegacyofgaming2928

4 жыл бұрын

Wakes up from death using the automated cure.

@CosmicTitan

4 жыл бұрын

"Ironic, he could save others from death but not himself😏"

@ronaldvasquez1576

4 жыл бұрын

X this is so deep 😔🙏🏻🕊

I just love how each scientist is so focused on revealing their ideas that none notice the dead bodies on the floor lol 😂🤣🤣

@Bigpoolofthor

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah they must be very confident on their breakthrough

@cellcat

2 жыл бұрын

No one see the dead bodies … every day.

@SirWarden

2 жыл бұрын

🤣 I was literally thinking the same thing!

@dimeandbiggie353

2 жыл бұрын

That statement is more real than wed like to think 😂

@Azrael79a

2 жыл бұрын

A pretty good metaphor for reality lol.

I’m upset that no one mentioned that the ending is referencing that the guy said he figured out the cure to death while sleeping, and then figured out how to teleport while knocked out

@gaysarahk

2 жыл бұрын

Ah... that actually makes more sense than what I was thinking. I thought he was confused about what had happened and why he was suddenly downstairs.

@chemicalcreations2022

2 жыл бұрын

Underated.

@spartythespart

2 жыл бұрын

i dont think thats what it means. Murder-Caleb moved smart-calebs body after he died so when smart-caleb comes back from the dead (since he had already 'tested' his undeath invention) he wakes up somewhere else then when he died. So he thinks he teleported

@ilikepigeons6101

2 жыл бұрын

Respawned in a new location

@TheSpacePlaceYT

Жыл бұрын

@@spartythespart You're right

*Cures everything* "The peeeeople!" *Cures hotdogs* "The peeeeople!"

@culturefilms2164

4 жыл бұрын

@*oh no* so did i lol

@Punched_Kuze

4 жыл бұрын

I kept hearing “The PayPal! What about the PayPal!”

Scientist: discovers something Government: so anyways I started blasting

@RacialRainbow

4 жыл бұрын

Very few will understand this reference. Lol 🙌

@misomar7193

4 жыл бұрын

@@RacialRainbow only the elite will understand 😌

@jagar5580

4 жыл бұрын

@@RacialRainbow actually like everyone will

@waynicliz

4 жыл бұрын

@@RacialRainbow so anyway I started searching

@amayahampton8810

4 жыл бұрын

Lel

*as a scientist myself, i can confirm this is 100% accurate*

@hrg384

Жыл бұрын

@Idk yes i totally am trust trust

@DokutaParasu

Жыл бұрын

source: trust me bro

@jamsheeddevotee7588

Жыл бұрын

@Idk you're*

@hrg384

Жыл бұрын

@@DokutaParasu yeah bruh trust me im a scientist

@DrDeusExMachina

Жыл бұрын

@Idk no one lies on the internet, it’s a rule

As someone who has been putting the condiments underneath the hot-dog, I can say: It is more secure. The bun, however, gets soggy if you use too much/many

@do3807

Жыл бұрын

That's how my mother made them, when I was young. Which I do when they're homemade.

@mikem970

Жыл бұрын

You are taking to much time eating ur hotdogs if it get soggy!

@MatthewCJoy

Жыл бұрын

How long does it take you to eat a fucking hot dog?

@auzzy999

Жыл бұрын

Ah, and that is precisely why you must always toast your hot dog buns first - to avoid the sogginess.

@XxsniperxelitxomegaxlmaoxOwOxX

Жыл бұрын

its a good idea but would you like if you bough a 5 doller hotdog only for you to find out it has a very small line of toppings on the inside?

Scientist: *finds a breakthrough* Government: *"You're about to tragically die in a car accident*

@dellbelphine304

4 жыл бұрын

“ *your break line might be cut tomorrow* “

@sirkod2644

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t you mean get life challenged and unalive yourself

@TheNittyGritty735

4 жыл бұрын

Sir Kod I love this lol

@genamonet9368

4 жыл бұрын

💯💯

@ethanbrown2978

4 жыл бұрын

accidentally of course

Its so funny how his corpse just ended up under the table

@fodebic5253

4 жыл бұрын

Avengers if it was directed just by caleb: kzread.info/dash/bejne/nnegmatwoNHNYJs.html

@OneEyedWolf

4 жыл бұрын

That’s close you’re going get to a casket if you’re living on budget

@EdwardXVI

4 жыл бұрын

Jeez, thanks.

@quoamrossm8892

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine reading this before watching the video

@ZackBryan357

4 жыл бұрын

@@fodebic5253 Watch the video on my channel pleaze.

The little “dink” every time he swings the bat 😂

fr tho the hotdog guy is completely right. not only does it keep the condiments secure but it also draws out the flavor on many of them by being soaked in the bread. top notch stuff

@stevenserna910

Жыл бұрын

Ok ok ok, Sir, next level stuff...here goes... Why not; Modify the hot dogs served at the movie theaters, with the bun...made out of... "the condiments?!" Huh?! No need for countless people tearing, and spitting out plastic mustard, & pickle relish packet wrappers all over the floor of the theater lobby. Lots of strange hands, spreading germs on the relish bar counter top. Strep, Covid, Sepsis, Zombie Virus, nope! Just order the hot dog, "all the way" and the server hands you a neat spill-less, hot dog that's actually still warm, with the pickle relish, onions, mustard all in a congealed relish-bun, call it...The "Bun-anza"! You'll charge 'em out-the-azz for napkins though! So...you're still gaining a profit-revenue stream. Mark it up 2 points and you make $3.50 off of each $5.00 hot dog! No one buys just one hot dog anymore, its like 3 dogs a pop now! You can't loose money! It came to me one day at the movies when I accidentally stepped on a full mustard packet that was on the floor...slipped, hit my head and, voila! Lawsuit! Oh, next week, "Portal-hole Pizza", our R&D guys have developed a dimensional-portal hole that each customer who pays a mark-up price of $200.00 at the snack bar counter, or online gets a chip implanted in them at the ticker booth. While they watch the movie, they snap their finger (like Thanos) and a dimensional worm-hole portal opens up in front of them, a hand comes through and hands them their slice of pizza. Perfect for when we show "Avenger's" movies. Don't worry, the micro-chip dissolves inside of them after 4 hours. They want another chip implant, they pay another $200.00.

@JaxontheOkay

Жыл бұрын

@@stevenserna910 that was the most bizarre and confusing yet entertaining thing i think i've EVER read, and that's saying something i don't know what you're trying to say but i guess you agree with me so thanks? congealed relish bun. my god

@marr1235

4 ай бұрын

@@stevenserna910Somebody call the mental ward. One of ‘em got out

Props to that scientist man. He was getting murdered and was still worrying about other people

@jonasbon2781

4 жыл бұрын

Nah. He was talkin about the PayPal, he wanted his money

@bopboyzeli3841

4 жыл бұрын

Jonas Bon he definitely said people

@fastment3s

4 жыл бұрын

666th like yessir

@tbitw3374

4 жыл бұрын

@@bopboyzeli3841 wooosh

@kichonacho800

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was saying "the ping pong" this whole time 😅

"This actually could make alot of money" Caleb:**locks onto him like a gta V character and starts wailing**

@danb4900

4 жыл бұрын

LOCKS ONTO HIM LIKE A GTA CHARACTER LMAO wym he didnt fly like 30 feet

@naomimaeda8582

4 жыл бұрын

*_Sexy07.com_* 💜

@charlesjefferson4372

4 жыл бұрын

*DWAHOOOOOO*

@mallowout

4 жыл бұрын

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

@samdoesstuff4924

4 жыл бұрын

Naomi mi8 stfu

Caleb: *walks in* Sir! I figured out how to control time *itself* Caleb: *murders Caleb then sits down* Caleb: *walks in* Sir! I figured out how to control time *itself*

@ninjanate5018

5 ай бұрын

“Hey, I’m here for the interview”: The Prologue

@Merilirem

2 ай бұрын

@@ninjanate5018 So this is why he needed a job.

This has actually happened, they invented a lightbulb that could last for up to a century, but out of fear that sales would go down, big bulb companies did everything in their power to suppress it.

@elitegamer9310

Жыл бұрын

In other words, greed gets in the way as usual.

@slendr_playr9183

Жыл бұрын

Planned Obsolescence

@jeanremi8384

11 ай бұрын

you know, they didn't PREVENT the lightbulb from being created or kill the guy. They just spiced it up with a fresh dose of consumerism.

@UnwovenSleeve

11 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@slendr_playr9183planned obsolescence Leads to garbage incandescence

@JS-rv3et

7 ай бұрын

Someone made a engine that can run on like 50 miles a gallon back in the like 60s but obviously the big comps stomped that out

The FBI are currently at Caleb’s door. He knows too much...

@sirhostiile5144

4 жыл бұрын

Justin JJ fax

@jessieismessy

4 жыл бұрын

@@sirhostiile5144 machine?

@benayasdebela1164

4 жыл бұрын

CIA*

@ma_ab-3806

4 жыл бұрын

@@HakoTaco1 ikr it's literally increase every time I refresh the comments

@NtJk

4 жыл бұрын

He always have that baseball going, screw the FBI

If the first scientist came later, he would’ve cured the other two

@boxingelfis1499

4 жыл бұрын

Its why he got taken out first😂😂

@mento3607

4 жыл бұрын

@@boxingelfis1499 lmao

@glenk.4124

4 жыл бұрын

But if he cured death shouldn’t he have already used it on himself? I mean like I was expecting him to wake up later.

@xavierfaust9417

4 жыл бұрын

@@glenk.4124 he did at the end

@williaml.2846

4 жыл бұрын

@@glenk.4124 Well, it's not like he had a vaccine for death, it was a cure, if he's already dead then it wouldn't matter

Imagine watching someone kill a helpless person and that person said "AH DAAYUMMMMN!" While getting beaten by a bat.

1:03 Anyone else notice that he’s holding a script of the fitness pacer test? This man is a comedic genius

@pixelturtle5041

8 ай бұрын

HOW DID YOU SEE THAT

@Kodiakhunter

8 ай бұрын

@@pixelturtle50411080p resolution baby😎

@garfield8811

6 ай бұрын

Took me three years to but yeah finally

@Cyburim

6 ай бұрын

MY MANS WROTE IT OUT😂🎉🎉🎉

@bbarbiter

5 ай бұрын

You’re telling me, the answer to fuel that burns for 10 years a gallon is the fitnessgram pacer test?

"How does traffic even happen? Just keep driving." *"He knows too much."*

@_wazzer

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@mightypurplelicious3209

4 жыл бұрын

**proceeds to grab the bat**

@Ayberch

4 жыл бұрын

HAHHAHAHAHA i hate you 😂😂

@eddiebutler3

4 жыл бұрын

Pisses me off so much when I'm in "traffic" and I get to the front of the jam only to find out there was no jam and people were just driving slow for no reason.

@mskdxnightmare

4 жыл бұрын

Its that slinky effect fam

""ThE PeOPlE WhAT AbOUT ThE PeOPlE"" "ThE PeAcE" "WaHdOHa ThE PeOPlE" Calebcity-2020 best quotes

@maleena5336

4 жыл бұрын

Rand0m me too 💀

@AlbertoOrtegaJoel

4 жыл бұрын

@Rand0m Same here

@arashparthian_112

4 жыл бұрын

I tought he said The bees

The hotdog guy is exactly how i do presentations, feeling confident to start, then trailing off with insecurity as i internalise the audience's lack of reaction

@scintillam_dei

Жыл бұрын

In midde school civis class, I was forced to take the side of slavery in a debate. Many years later, I would make a video proving slavery isn't wrong.

@ahmadazem4167

7 ай бұрын

​@@scintillam_dei??????

The fact that governments and corporations do disappear scientists after they make breakthroughs is so damn saddening. I mean look around we have become stagnant as a civilization yet in the 50's we were moving mountains in the way of inventing things.

scientist: i found the cure to everything government: i choped his legs off and then he didn't die

@edwardaydnap644

4 жыл бұрын

Government: I'm gonna carve my name into your back!

@llawliet5108

4 жыл бұрын

So I set him on fire

@testedalexthegreat1759

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ipV8o5iwiLuxpbQ.html This guy is named gorvernor and he cut off someone's arm.

@JillCheese

4 жыл бұрын

Government: He/She committed suicide with two bullet holes in the back of their execution-style decapitated head.

@ClaimerofLoot6942

4 жыл бұрын

@@edwardaydnap644 Government :I'm killing his pets!!!

Damn, sure is a shame that all three of those scientists just committed suicide all of a sudden

@finesse3175

4 жыл бұрын

I know right my coworker is a scientist and he found aliens but then suddenly he bashed his own head in with a bat

@LimeLivesMatter

4 жыл бұрын

Dr. Sebi. He cured many people of AIDS, and won the court case

@ananousous

4 жыл бұрын

Suicided after creating the cure for death

@peterjp4

4 жыл бұрын

It's the fame that killed 'em. Does it to the best.

@aaronB12224

4 жыл бұрын

Basically

I like how he waits and hears them out all the way and only then proceeds to fold them

0:40 "WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE?! GWAH-Gwah-gwah-wah..." 💀

“ it’s ready right now... This could be out by next WEEK” INSTA KILLL

@xzempty_8387

4 жыл бұрын

double points

@Moejave1TTV

4 жыл бұрын

maxxxx ammoooo

@noskalborg723

4 жыл бұрын

Isaiah 28: 15 Because ye have said, We have made a covenant with death, and with hell are we at agreement; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, it shall not come unto us: for we have made lies our refuge, and under falsehood have we hid ourselves: 16 ¶ Therefore thus saith the Lord God, Behold, I lay in Zion for a foundation a stone, a tried stone, a precious corner stone, a sure foundation: he that believeth shall not make haste. 17 Judgment also will I lay to the line, and righteousness to the plummet: and the hail shall sweep away the refuge of lies, and the waters shall overflow the hiding place. 18 ¶ And your covenant with death shall be disannulled, and your agreement with hell shall not stand; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, then ye shall be trodden down by it.

The people: Hey, what happened to that guy in the news? Government: He died, in a mysterious fire....

@doug_jewell

4 жыл бұрын

👀👀👀

@SkydivingSquid

4 жыл бұрын

A mysterious fire.... that he set himself.... after associating with known radical terrorist groups...

@broodypie2216

4 жыл бұрын

It was an invisible methanol fire... from the racecars... in his office... because Jordan Belfort.

@Gustavozxd13

4 жыл бұрын

After the fire we discovered that he god shot in the back, most likely suicide

@diamondog101

4 жыл бұрын

It turns out that he actually slipped on a banana, fell backwards and fell on a knife through his heart

I've been putting condiments on the bun, and the hotdog on top for most my life. My logic as a kid was that it would prevent them from spilling or dripping off.

Reminds me of that guy who figured how to make cars go with water in a cheap way and was assassinated

Scientist: **finds cure** Government: So you've chosen death

@imad8347

4 жыл бұрын

Not if he's able to cure it

@Onerev1

4 жыл бұрын

What if theirs a cure for cancer but the scientists who discovered chided death 🤔😂😂

@_deletus_

4 жыл бұрын

69th like Edit: Lmao I had trouble making this comment because I was laughing at the third scientist gettin’ *B E A T*

@rikustorm13

4 жыл бұрын

Lol tru

@Buttclinger

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

He shoulda said “I know how to quick save” and made this a prequel.

@khyreebrown8197

4 жыл бұрын

Nah it’s the same guy from the Scam Likely video cuz he could teleport.

@ryadh456

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit that would have been amazing

@WOLLEY104

4 жыл бұрын

@@kuroBozi stop promoting yourself in stupid ways, I understand you want to promote it, but try it differently

@mightypurplelicious3209

4 жыл бұрын

YellowLion104 success. I think they deleted their comment

@WOLLEY104

4 жыл бұрын

@@mightypurplelicious3209 nice

"The people! The people!" is one of my favorite CalebCity deathscreams ever.

As a scientist whose been on the run for 4 years because I made a serum that could increase the average lifespan by 70 years I do have to say this is so true lmao

@shinee02

2 жыл бұрын

they gonna track you with this, i hope you got more than 3 different accounts

@Bungh

2 жыл бұрын

Sure bro, your entire channel is roblox

@Bungh

2 жыл бұрын

@@erseshe Poes law applies in this scenario and by no means was the original comment even attempting a joke

@gaysarahk

2 жыл бұрын

@@erseshe and get them killed? No way, big pharma!

@pxsr146

2 жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity, should have said you had been on the run for 165 years instead

I feel like the bat noise is dangerously accurate

@fusionxtras

4 жыл бұрын

If you hit a ball yeah

@IHayzer

4 жыл бұрын

fusionxtras no that’s bone meeting steel

@teedineroo

4 жыл бұрын

on god

@SyPhoto

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@genesiskravitz8621

4 жыл бұрын

I cringe.

"I cured death itself!" - scientist, before dying.

@GhostedGamer

4 жыл бұрын

look at the ending 😂😂😂

@zondor8123

4 жыл бұрын

He's alive. Watch till one second before the end of video

@Stickyz

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen

@lldj14

4 жыл бұрын

@@zondor8123 Naw he just learned to teleport

@ułttimate

4 жыл бұрын

@LL DJ Which means his alive

If he’d have just read the paper and realised it was a transcript for a pacer test, he would have saved a life!

-Cures death -Dies

Starring: CalebCity as Thomas Edison and CalebCity as Nikola Tesla.

@naomimaeda8582

4 жыл бұрын

*_Sexy07.com_* 😈

@kimiami

4 жыл бұрын

So true

@kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871

4 жыл бұрын

@@naomimaeda8582 begone

@memoryfn

4 жыл бұрын

@@naomimaeda8582 why did I click that lol

@jaygacha2656

4 жыл бұрын

@@naomimaeda8582 GET OUUUUT! GET OUUUUUT! OUUUUUUT

I’m surprised the next scientist who walked in didn’t see the dead bodies on the floor lmao

@tegrabalonga9502

4 жыл бұрын

They did...but they're used to it

@SuperNerdgirl101

4 жыл бұрын

They're just napping

@TummyHissell

4 жыл бұрын

He did. That's why he paused when he looked down, lol.

@jeetskeet8162

4 жыл бұрын

Did you use a capital I for lmao? Nvm i forgot youtube doesn't give the lowercase L a tiny little bend at the end

@blvck1635

4 жыл бұрын

they were discretely hidden

Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

@linebeckthejohoe4876

Жыл бұрын

The guy who came back at the end is the same guy who cured death.

They gotta stop hiring these scientists to all work in the same building

Scientist: *makes a scientific breakthrough* The Government: So you've chosen ..... death

@damiem9449

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah i thought he wouldnt kill the guy with the hotdog idea because of money but nope no progress for the masses at all

@thatguy5720

4 жыл бұрын

i swore i saw this yesterday

@ragnaroksbringer

4 жыл бұрын

Friend of the family developed a sort of "bread" that was nutritionally balanced, cheap to produce, basically cured world hunger. Men in suits showed up and forced him to watch while they burned his lab to the ground. Yeah. This is real life.

@sanik9335

4 жыл бұрын

@@ragnaroksbringer give a link to the news site

@Dev-rc7sd

4 жыл бұрын

@@ragnaroksbringer .?

Scientist:”I CREATED A CURE FOR ALL DISEASES.” Government: *its free real estate*

@alfeeshahrin7452

4 жыл бұрын

Cure for Coronavirus

@rexxe001

4 жыл бұрын

if he took the cure fast he could have been immortal

@bladeoftheruinedking2543

4 жыл бұрын

@@rexxe001 yes

@rartros717

4 жыл бұрын

Can you explaind?

@ryadh456

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

this is why when you have a breakthrough this big you leave and start your own shit.

The fact that this is actually true is crazy because there there have been in so many people who have discovered things or discovered cures for things like cancer and after they said this or learn this they go missing

@walnzell9328

Жыл бұрын

Banana leaf plastic. Bio-degradable. Woman in Mexico was prototyping it. Never heard of her since one article was published. Guy who found a way to turn plastic back into oil. Dead. He died.

@unlikeable.1554

Жыл бұрын

The government: Let humanity die.

@VengefulPolititron

Жыл бұрын

atleast 7 cancer doctors have been disappeared. into the shadow realm

@jeanremi8384

11 ай бұрын

i think you're doing a bit of correlation here. Nothing to be ashamed of, just don't reproduce that. In order to not reproduce that, you must prove that there is a link between the datas and they aren't just random or linked by something else, like wealth or their working environment.

@arhanpopli5344

Ай бұрын

give me examples

“I have all the cures in the world!” Government: Nah. We’re good

@vxson902

4 жыл бұрын

Person: it will probably make a lot of money

@Slassive

4 жыл бұрын

Well-That-Makes-Sense.

@yeeoo5772

4 жыл бұрын

Well-That-Makes-Sense remember me when u hit 1k likes ur at 733

He really knows how to capture hitting people.

@stephen89guy

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@zeruh6

4 жыл бұрын

He has experience 😳

@joeangelsalazar3006

4 жыл бұрын

Fr it looks just like when I did it

@slothloth

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@ssj-rose4572

4 жыл бұрын

It’s like he’s done it before

This is accurate. The only reason I don't put condiments under my hotdogs is because they'll come for me if I do.

This was immediately what I thought about after the nuclear fusion news

@ImWoolly

Жыл бұрын

fission too

I feel like caleb actually has clones of himself he just murders.

@TheOtherOne7isBlueMaid

4 жыл бұрын

The time between videos is the time it takes for him to grow the new clone

@justing7202

4 жыл бұрын

So, the Prestige?

@_ilynux

4 жыл бұрын

But the clones are cool with it cuz the views.

@tobehonest116

4 жыл бұрын

@@justing7202 im so glad i watched that movie...now i know dat reference and the rick and morty one

@p_pthenoob

4 жыл бұрын

Shadow clones

Scientist finds the cure for AIDS Government: Ima end dis mans whole career

@WOLLEY104

4 жыл бұрын

Let me fix that for you Government: ima end dis mans whole life

@Imthegoat2004

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t like it it’s at 665

@timatola9997

4 жыл бұрын

I like your profile picture ma brotha

@optie2965

4 жыл бұрын

@@timatola9997 DACHIE

@Creed034

4 жыл бұрын

@@Imthegoat2004 it's way past 1k now lol

0:31 The metal bat clinks mixed with him screaming had me dying.

In reality, nobody understands the first scientist to make a certain breakthrough. They treat him like he's speaking gibberish and don't acknowledge his or her work.

He's such a good actor that you actually feel there was too many people on this video

@sundigest1121

4 жыл бұрын

@Stop Looking Okay buzzkill.

@Senseirey

4 жыл бұрын

People say that I’m the Walmart version of him lmao 😭😂

@Senseirey

4 жыл бұрын

Cry Tz 😂😂😂

@ma1ist

4 жыл бұрын

It's the really fun editing. Not the acting. Eg how the camera shakes and pans in and the direction changes and shit It's basic but fun.

@drany6707

4 жыл бұрын

He has good ideas but no he's not a good actor. His acting is on the same level as 9 out of 10 random people. Anyone could do these lines/characters.

I legit thought when they where dying they where yelling”THE PAINTBALL!” or “THE PING PONG”, I only realized on the third scientist they where saying “THE PEOPLE!”

@Raiden1

4 жыл бұрын

Same. I thought it was "THE PAYPAL!!!" on the first guy. Was slightly confused lmao.

@nazek4216

4 жыл бұрын

THE PEAPOD

@CaliGramz

4 жыл бұрын

Literally thought ping pong.

@lucasbarbosa1902

4 жыл бұрын

@@Raiden1 Same UAHSUAHSHUAS

@taco_man_ray9262

4 жыл бұрын

I heard the ping pong until the last guy lol

It's so sad than even the hotdog guy got killed. It may be a parody but this speaks volumes about the human greed and ambition it's so sickening.

I love how he has the pacer test on a piece of paper

Caleb: I've cured cancer! Telltale Game: *The government didn't like that*

@6storygaming71

4 жыл бұрын

Telltale games: *The government will remember that*

@averagesizedegg4791

4 жыл бұрын

RichyTubes I don’t approve of you

@isthatachicken

4 жыл бұрын

_smiles at D'angelo the cOnTeNt CoP_

@thelegacyofgaming2928

4 жыл бұрын

Pharmaceutical companies didn't like that.

Caleb’s beatdowns are slowly becoming smoother, and harder-hitting, almost like he’s literally getting combos

@auto_4097

4 жыл бұрын

He was training in the fighting game video

@lilmacco7674

4 жыл бұрын

😂 fax

@jittercritter

4 жыл бұрын

He’s leveling it up

@tytbmbutterboi6664

4 жыл бұрын

He's training to be a fighter in Smash

@xerothusxerotthus781

4 жыл бұрын

We have seen k.o, we have seen counters, we have seen stuns, now we need a few air combos, a nice cross up, an ultimate and a limp storyline to have a fully playable caleb in Street fighter.

The first guy actually cured himself of death already, and is simply playing dead to find the right moment to escape

Scientists: This is a huge progress for humanity! Government: *We don't do that here*

@shawnmkandla7892

4 жыл бұрын

this wan 😂

@nekotfarmer

4 жыл бұрын

😂 bro I read this comment as soon as I was closing the video. Opened it all the way back up just to give you a like.

@kevindaugard3244

4 жыл бұрын

*One Percenters: We don’t do that here

@JosepiThe13th

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Daugard They’re basically the same thing.

@dopaminecloud

4 жыл бұрын

@@JosepiThe13th Sure, but it's far more accurate. You don't even need a government to get shit done if you have money and power already.

This is the reason why Aliens doesn't acknowledge our existence Always going backwards

@ziul123

4 жыл бұрын

It's more like corporations telling governments to say no no

@Wickedonezz

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh socialist economics

@RevanLaughs

4 жыл бұрын

Luiz Vartuli you are correct. Governments inherently are supposed to look out for the people. Corporations are inherently supposed to make a profit. Only one of those two would appreciate revolutionary technology.

@izukumidoriya1424

4 жыл бұрын

Scientist:I made an actual back from the future hoverboard sir Government:...haha .... Yeah ,NAH ! Put wheels on it and call it the same name

@Nick-vp9gb

4 жыл бұрын

Luiz Vartuli it’s actually more like government telling corporations to say no no

Anyone else watch these videos Over and over during their lunch break?

This video is deeper than most people realize, the dude who cured death actually survived at the end.

@alh7197

2 жыл бұрын

yeah it was pretty obvious

Scientist: _Tested and Cured Death_ *Scientist dies* *_Ironic_*

@joeymcjagger4028

4 жыл бұрын

"Ironic, he could save every body else from death, but himself"

@myldias8373

4 жыл бұрын

He does wake up at the end having figured out how to teleport though

@ItsOver9000Productions

4 жыл бұрын

@@myldias8373 i think the joke is that his body was moved.

@mazinosman1142

4 жыл бұрын

@@joeymcjagger4028 Nice Star Wars reference

@TalesGrimm

4 жыл бұрын

@@ItsOver9000Productions lmaooo I didn't get that!

Scientists: "actually do their job" The government: hippity hoppity your life is now my property

@Call-me-Al

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, this is very common in history. The Soviet russia killed off a lot of scientists so they couldn't leak their secrets of projects they took part in, and even further back in time a few rulers made master jewellers create masterworks and then killed or disabled them so that nobody else could ever have such a thing ever again. Unsurprisingly, most rulers knew not to kill the goose who lays the golden eggs, though.

@kinghassy334

4 жыл бұрын

This is also the life of elon musk

@Onerev1

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂hipty hopty

@I-9Ether

4 жыл бұрын

@@Call-me-Al I'm heartbroken by this, tell me more.

@monkmonk9535

4 жыл бұрын

@@I-9Ether there was this guy who could cure pretty much anything even aids using natural remedies. Yeah the government off'd him

The last person was so safe, until he said it could make millions.

“ThE PeEeEople”😂

Caleb: “I’ve cured death” Death: “What the heck? Was I sick?”

@abyraml2245

4 жыл бұрын

First reply plz like

@bjp1101

4 жыл бұрын

Im weak

@Hamzahyn4

4 жыл бұрын

Laugh so hard

@Zion5G

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZWujxruFnbSWo6Q.html

@zu5563

4 жыл бұрын

gotta be here before 1k

"Less condiments falling out would mean less food wast-"

My favorite part about these is how crib incrementally gets bigger/nicer.

I love how these people are geniuses, but they didn’t realize that there was a dead body in the room😂

@CygnusTheSilly

3 жыл бұрын

They have 20 in intelligence and 3 in perception

@nanochic

3 жыл бұрын

When you put all your skill points on intelligence.

@jphix9327

3 жыл бұрын

00:52 my boi looked right at my mans on the floor and just kept it pushing, not a priority 💀

@nognacho5477

3 жыл бұрын

Nah man he cured death itself, they just waiting for the revival.

@Lillywaterleaf

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe they did? Then just assumed it was for science. 😂

Are we gonna ignore how that guy was freshly tucked under that table

@redroselace9545

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Josiah-X

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@nebulai9587

4 жыл бұрын

0:46

@officialchickenn

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Mytharax

4 жыл бұрын

Teleportation

0:46 when your homie forgets to give you a blanket

It's funny because it's true, none of the big companies would ever let that exist so they can keep selling their products

“Cure to death itself” *immediately gets murdered*

@jackysbin3860

3 жыл бұрын

@MKCG I mean I did I was just making a joke

@foquitajeej2399

3 жыл бұрын

@MKCG Stupid

@ange100arteaga

3 жыл бұрын

@MKCG It’s called a joke

@anormal3273

3 жыл бұрын

@MKCG I get the reference

@azathoth4568

3 жыл бұрын

@MKCG yes you are

Caleb only made this to flex his aluminum bat.

@cithr0963

4 жыл бұрын

That's a cool ass bat ngl

@silkyxcore5497

4 жыл бұрын

This sounds like something he'd do 😂

@Asia.Persuasia

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like the kind of dude that was on the baseball team in highschool loll.

@maxz69

4 жыл бұрын

aluminium

@God-xq8dk

4 жыл бұрын

@Max Z aluminum

“Hey! I’m here for the interview.”

So if there's a scientist that died mysteriously, best believe they were about to reveal the greatest inventions of mankind

This virus is gonna last forever because of this guy

@fodebic5253

4 жыл бұрын

Caleb if he was at government: kzread.info/dash/bejne/nnegmatwoNHNYJs.html

@2big4u65

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@kaiden7910

4 жыл бұрын

@@naomimaeda8582 nah

@SamuraiFrost

4 жыл бұрын

Word

@collinsaeger8537

4 жыл бұрын

Nahh covid19 was made in China so it won't last long

“This idea will probably make a lot of money -“ *Gets folded*

@hamdaanjahankeer4040

4 жыл бұрын

Like an omelette

@austinharrison4120

4 жыл бұрын

@@hamdaanjahankeer4040 yes exactly like an omelette

@mazwrld

4 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@sleazyyeezy2238

4 жыл бұрын

the ping ponggg

@matthewgonzalez2040

4 жыл бұрын

The people!!!

It's actually a real thing called planned obsolescence.

The fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

Guy: *finishes beating scientist to death* Another Scientist: *walks in and completely ignores the dead body and bat* .....Hey I found a cure!

@colnohman5255

4 жыл бұрын

Dam. Directors cut

@Chris-hz8lj

4 жыл бұрын

you would be surprised by the tunnel vision of men and women who live for science

@steelrehn4702

4 жыл бұрын

Well one of his colleagues DID say he could cure death.

@sev559

4 жыл бұрын

Ey bruh watch yo jet... Watch your jet!

@djsosonut

4 жыл бұрын

The guy that created a field that makes your ignore dead bodies is probably on the floor there somewhere.

*1st guy gets folded* Me: Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

@VoidScorpius

4 жыл бұрын

If I'm not mistaken it was him who revived and figured out teleportation at the end.

@impulse7942

4 жыл бұрын

@@novacaine_ technically though, the first guy said it came to him in a dream.. Maybe he just has a lot of wacky dreams

@arcelay4764

4 жыл бұрын

@@novacaine_ Why was he sleeping on the floor tho.

@novacaine_

4 жыл бұрын

@@impulse7942 you're right it is him... Caleb has the same hat and top at the end as the 1st lmaoo

@novacaine_

4 жыл бұрын

@@arcelay4764 yeah you're right lmaoo

Always seeing you getting finished of in all these wacky poses is always hilarious😂 but seeing you just lying straight down is a great refresher😂 you are way funnier than rdc world!

Man, That first scientist would be real helpful right now.

Scientist: This is huge progress for humanity! Government: He shot himself 2 times in the head.

@littlefishbigmountain

4 жыл бұрын

lmao lowkey genius

@h3llboyyy407

4 жыл бұрын

Funny bc there actually was some famous guy in history that died that way.

@karimnasser5954

4 жыл бұрын

Ok how can u shoot the second bullet if ur dead

@user-px7dx8eu1y

4 жыл бұрын

@@karimnasser5954 r/wooosh

@mitchellbutarch8347

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-px7dx8eu1y not really a woosh moment

Scientist: *Makes a scientific breakthrough* Government: *Your free trial of living has now ended*

@Astraldymensions

4 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@alexandershuaibu

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr 😂

@VoiD0970

4 жыл бұрын

It was pretty obvious but thanks😂

@sagewithers

4 жыл бұрын

They living for free? Where can I get that after 18 pls

@wesdabest1232

4 жыл бұрын

One thousandth like your welcome :D

Nikola Tesla moment

I'm a scientist and this is so true. Some of my best inventions came from this method.

Scientists: *”I’ve found the cure to Corona and it’s super cheap”* Government: *”Pulls out Bat”* Cheap you say?

@ranasiamiles520

4 жыл бұрын

Desmond Williams fr

@ieatmud6965

4 жыл бұрын

the *bat* you say?

@KumoGoesFast

4 жыл бұрын

nah they would just slap a $800 price tag on it regardless of how cheap it is

@truexenith8596

4 жыл бұрын

You mean corporations

@KumoGoesFast

4 жыл бұрын

@@truexenith8596 same thing in America

I just realized that this man made a career talking to himself.

@crystaldawngraham

4 жыл бұрын

True lmao

@kakashihatake374

4 жыл бұрын

And they called me crazy

@jimmykeyframes

4 жыл бұрын

and folding himself lmao

@RyanInSD

4 жыл бұрын

All those crazy people on the bus are doing it wrong

@odomobo

4 жыл бұрын

relevant: kzread.info/dash/bejne/pqyHwZKHgZDcp5M.html

@2:12 "And the hot dog on top." Cracked me up!

The guy at the end, I thought he had come back to life cuz he maybe tested his cure to death on himself earlier xD

No no no, now hold on, he's got a point about the hot dog

@kosmic_overlord

4 жыл бұрын

been doin it like that for a hot minute 👀 when he said it I was like, yeah, that's how it's done.... for that specific reason

@rohangounder7000

4 жыл бұрын

They be doing that in Australia

@ZelosSama

4 жыл бұрын

We be doing this in canada forever . I always wondered why they would put condiment on top of hot dogs in us movies lol

@josephchase3079

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZelosSama South Canada here (Maine). been doing it like this as long as i can remember.

@ion063

4 жыл бұрын

@@ZelosSama the bun gets wet

Scientist: "I've figured out how to make smartphones that are indestructible and last forever. You'll never have to buy a new one ever again" Apple: "So you have chosen death"

@flashrunner2689

4 жыл бұрын

you will still have to pay if u want the newest specs tho

@loveculture5250

4 жыл бұрын

@@flashrunner2689 Nokia lol.

@libertyprime3827

4 жыл бұрын

@@overheaven6625 They do steal blueprints but not to make them better I assure you

@Kbro1

4 жыл бұрын

They gone charge for updates

@Decordelights__

4 жыл бұрын

@@overheaven6625 you must be some dumb ass nationalist the Chinese are innovative, I can't wait to see what you'll see about their 5g like real 5g. Man they are dominating