"They Killed my Parents" "ok" "They cancelled my amazon pre-orders" "OH HELLL NOO MAN"

@ybbetter9800

3 жыл бұрын

Ha

@chickenmilk120

3 жыл бұрын

That is mad disrespectful tho

@cosmonaut4170

3 жыл бұрын

i i mean i would kill somebody if they cancel all my preorders.

@kidssnyder9680

3 жыл бұрын

@@chickenmilk120 how

@pkphantom

3 жыл бұрын

Right? I'd rob from them too 😤

“Why... Why did you kill all these people!?!” “They didn’t notice my new haircut.”

@Monamona_207

3 жыл бұрын

relatable lmao

@mememan4342

3 жыл бұрын

I like ya cut g

@TheSaint_Y

3 жыл бұрын

That’s actually justified

@samdavis037

3 жыл бұрын

Respect the DRIP

@jesussaves1566

3 жыл бұрын

That’s justified though

I like how the well written villain had a meltdown on how much of a stretch the second villain is.

@anamariaramirez9341

3 жыл бұрын

Same!

@Broomer52

2 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of The Riddler. The dude was so egotistical we became a super villain because he got told his puzzles were trash then he continues his villain career because Batman stopped him from committing his crimes. He has the most trash backstory and they lean into and just make him narcissistic as hell.

@talinpeacy7222

2 жыл бұрын

@@Broomer52 I mean, most of batman's core super villains are the extreme of some sort of mental illness and I'm pretty sure most sociopathic narcissists are painful to be around.

@korsekil

Жыл бұрын

@@Broomer52 At some point he even admits to Batman he has a problem. His intellectual narcissism literally FORCES him to make riddles to Batman even though he knows that basically clues Batman in to his plans.

@TRG_R17

Жыл бұрын

Reply 5

Villain: "THEY MURDERED ME FOR FUN" Other Dude: "Some Kid took my number 3 pencil back in elementary school, that was my favorite pencil. So I'm just as justified in killing those random people as you.

@jonathangarcia5279

2 жыл бұрын

Hold up there's a no.3 pencil?

@Wicked_Gaming_

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonathangarcia5279 damn, can't blame him anymore in that case. Shit would be rarest pencil

@rincallinen7312

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonathangarcia5279 No. 3 pencils do exist, but they’re not often used.

@Serrifin

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonathangarcia5279 the number on the pencil denotes the hardness of the pencil lead, 1 is the softest, and so leaves most lead on the paper, giving darkest mark, but it also smudges really easily, so we use no. 2s, which are a bit harder, but still leave a mark readable by machines. At least that’s from what I understand

@jonathangarcia5279

2 жыл бұрын

@@Serrifin Ohhh. Interesting! Thank you!

“Why did you kill all those innocent people?” “I kept failing the reCaptcha test”

@Deschutron

3 жыл бұрын

"Dude, that's not cool!" "I AM *NOT* A ROBOT!"

@nitinreddy7542

3 жыл бұрын

I feel ya

@user-tr3jw1df6q

3 жыл бұрын

That’s not a trash reason tho 😂

@paul-bh3ql

3 жыл бұрын

That's a pretty solid reason

@Nekufan1000000

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry, did you need help with your plans for revenge?

Don't forget the evil antagonist that has a sidekick with much darker plans that are even too bad for the first antagonist, so that sidekick turns to the real Antagonist

@Treeeee2008

2 жыл бұрын

That's basically bowler hat guy from say goodbye to the Robinsons

@mushmello526

2 жыл бұрын

@@Treeeee2008 except Doris already felt like the main antagonist when commanding goob

@cattiston374

Жыл бұрын

Count Bleck and Dimentio lol

@eduardorpg64

Жыл бұрын

Kefka Palazzo and the Emperor from Final Fantasy 6.

@FrostReave

Жыл бұрын

Kobuto basically

"they tortured me to death and revived me just to torture me to death again" "okay "they killed my own parents in front of me" "neat" "they drowned me in a pool until i drank myself out" "ok badlands chugs" "they went on my amazon account and canceled all my pre-orders" "THEY DID WHAT HELL NAH"

@yOusfless

3 жыл бұрын

The amazon one matters the most

@theknight6288

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, you know how to repeat words, great job kiddo!!! 👍🏻

@fluffyx1556

2 жыл бұрын

@@theknight6288 I'm just highlighting the most important part of the video so people don't miss it. Don't get all salty thinking I can't come up with my own stuff

@theknight6288

2 жыл бұрын

@@fluffyx1556 yeah you’re highlighting the parts that……wait for it……. We all watched! What? That’s so crazy that we all watched the exact same video that we all clicked on So no, your comment still doesn’t make sense, and it’s kinda hilarious that you think I’m salty off of the sole basis that I criticized you

@fluffyx1556

2 жыл бұрын

@@theknight6288 If you have nothing positive to say just leave a dislike... Is that so hard?

"Why did you murder those innocent people!?" "Someone held the door open for me while keeping eye contact. I was 20 feet away."

@judemaltese4417

3 жыл бұрын

I actually did that once. In my defense I thought that they were much closer. And faster.

@DogeDogeriffic

3 жыл бұрын

@@judemaltese4417 LMFAO

@myafield4039

3 жыл бұрын

@@judemaltese4417 lmao SAME

@lorddog7249

3 жыл бұрын

Jude Maltese It's not your fault that some people move at a pace of one kilometer an hour

@Nick-nh4nf

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

Police: "But...why? Why are you with him killing all these peop-" *"BECAUSE IT WAS MY TURN ON THE XBOX...MINE...NOT HIS!!!*

@kingcrimson2615

3 жыл бұрын

Police: 👁👄👁

@averagecalisthenicsguy1504

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/nY2ey9Brh8WcmM4.html

@3lmi__319

3 жыл бұрын

Why did I read that with dekus voice in my head😂😂😂😂

@amanko1357

3 жыл бұрын

"WE STAND HERE AMONG MY UNLOCKED ACHIEVEMENTS... NOT YOURS!!!"

@justwillis

3 жыл бұрын

It was funny when it had 7 likes, and it is still funny even after 1k likes

"Why did you kill all these people?" "Because they skipped the sponsor of this video, Nord VPN, the best VPN in the world."

@elainasynranelt

3 жыл бұрын

The boss sponsor: Raycon, shadow wallet VPN

@sattwiksahu1743

3 жыл бұрын

Raid Shadow Legends

@mariotheundying

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine that "Nord vpn? What's that? Can you explain it to me?" Then continue to do the sponsor

Percy: Why did you try to start a war of the gods that would result in millions of human casualties? Luke: Because I've never met my dad.

@kyloren114

2 жыл бұрын

Luke: They don't care about us! Never did! Kronos cares about us!😭😭😭

@Steve_is_a_Stick

2 жыл бұрын

@@kyloren114 I like how he didn't even say that because they never mentioned Kronos in the first movie.

@kyloren114

2 жыл бұрын

@@Steve_is_a_Stick Oh, I thought you were referencing the books. But don't worry I was just being dramatic-😂😂😂

@Steve_is_a_Stick

2 жыл бұрын

@@kyloren114 I mean yeah Luke is actually really well written in the books. Plus he did meet Hermes that was part of the reason why he hated him. I meant how they took his tragic past and our experience with the gods being horrible and replaced it with just, "I never met my dad"

@myalt3019

2 жыл бұрын

Why did he even join Kronos? Especially after he summoned Typhon

Hero: "Why... why would you kill all of these people?!" Villain: "Mom wouldn't buy Totino's pizza rolls. Someone had to pay."

@flareboy166

3 жыл бұрын

With their life

@BonaparteBardithion

3 жыл бұрын

Ever see Addams Family Values? "I asked my parents for Ballerina Barbie. They got me Malibu Barbie! They had to go!"

@ARandomPerson--

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comments 🤣

@MarloSoBalJr

3 жыл бұрын

@@flareboy166 "How much was their life worth?" 😧 "Only a quarter of their existence" 😎

@pianohelper8873

3 жыл бұрын

*Understandable, Have a great day.*

"Im sorry" "Is ok" "You just wanted an apology!?" Dead right there

@buddymmx3936

3 жыл бұрын

Anime protagonists

@ryanskolnick1274

3 жыл бұрын

Naruto in a nutshell

@playboydojo

3 жыл бұрын

Vegeta didn't even have to apologize.

@SpectreRyder

3 жыл бұрын

That's the most Goku thing ever right there

@c.d5229

3 жыл бұрын

U got 3k likes congratulations

Actually, Louis's Villain reason makes sense. He was relentlessly bullied by his peers while people in positions of authority allowed it to happen. Who funded these people in positions to look away from such travesty? The schools did, and who are the schools funded by? The State, the Government, and Private Entities. Now who is funding all these people and organizations? It all comes down to the money, and who owns the money? The Banks. And who decides who and what the bank funds? The Bank Owners. Open your eyes Regal, remove the veil that's been woven around you! See beneath the underneath, see beyond what is beyond! It's all right there Regal!

@shint9319

8 ай бұрын

Holy this is crazy

@grimlord3181

7 ай бұрын

I think you just put more thought into Louis' motivations than Louis himself did.

@shriharihudli

3 ай бұрын

I guess he really was the more logical villain.

@zel831

11 күн бұрын

upcoming lawyer right here

Nobody: Bakugou: I bullied someone relentlessly for years because he tried to help me up once.

@minaholic7118

2 жыл бұрын

and he just be calling deku out for doin nothin

@Human_traain

2 жыл бұрын

@@minaholic7118 bakugo tsundere

@Jaboy-of5fw

2 жыл бұрын

YOU DID WHAT HELL NO

@UNLIMITED-DAN

2 жыл бұрын

IKR Bakugou has some of the dumbest backstory. And the villains too... Toga's Backstory is so dumb.

@user-pj7ur2pk4t

2 жыл бұрын

Nah from Bakugo's pov he saw Deku as looking down on him and seeing Bakugo as inferior. That's why he bullied Deku relentlessly for years. Just a correction.

“Why are you committing mass murder Jonathan!” “Because. They didn’t give me back my juice box”

@merpuffedy

3 жыл бұрын

I make short and comedy skits! I'm sorry about promoting, but I just want the world to laugh more. If you have some time can you check it out?🥰😇.

@youngspiderman1329

3 жыл бұрын

That so dark and freaking hilarious.😂😂

@maximusimuso

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qHuisryhmc7fdbg.html

@LokiRaRaEnt

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, I am an underrated KZreadr any support would be greatly appreciated ❤️👏🏽

@njay4399

3 жыл бұрын

Stop SELF REPORTING

“Why did you kill all these people?” “My mom didn’t come home with the pizza rolls.”

@estelle6528

3 жыл бұрын

"My dad didn't come back with the milk"

@8thlvlMage

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty big fuckin deal if you ask me. This one gets a pass.

@merpuffedy

3 жыл бұрын

Hey guys. I make skits like calebcity, anyway have a great day

@IAmTheConfusedMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@merpuffedy nice

@IAmTheConfusedMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@estelle6528 That’s really sad man

Actually the idea of a group of terrorits realizing one of them doesn't do shit for cause/out of revenge and is just straight psycho, and trying to get rid of him without getting caught is so fucking cool

“I’m a villain because some kids threw a lady bug at me and I tripped over it.” Moral of the story, interview them before their allowed to be villain

"they went to my amazon account, cancelled all my preorde-" "THEY DID WHAT, HEYELL NO" LMAO

@BackPackGearsYT

3 жыл бұрын

I literally cackled

@TMW_ShadowStarr

3 жыл бұрын

Man... I'd help the villain at that point. 😹

@agent_lunxr4327

3 жыл бұрын

@@adedaraadeloro5603 Its a bot

@adedaraadeloro5603

3 жыл бұрын

@@agent_lunxr4327 woah, didn't realize that. Thanks 👍

@agent_lunxr4327

3 жыл бұрын

@@adedaraadeloro5603 np

They really be like: “I stubbed my toe so now I gotta take over the world”

@tommyblade8093

3 жыл бұрын

ma toesss

@Onerev1

3 жыл бұрын

Fr😂😂

@iranianintelligenceagency9337

3 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes

@merpuffedy

3 жыл бұрын

I do small funny skits! Similar to calebcity and longbeachgriffy! If you have some time today can you check it out ? It would be nice for the world to smile again🥰😇!

@dizzy478

3 жыл бұрын

@@merpuffedy bro why do you have to promote your channel on a Caleb video. At least do it on a channel that’s bad

Villains will commit genocide but instantly turns a new leaf when the protagonist wants to be his friend.

Villains with TRASH reasons on why they're evil. Me: So, basically school shoot... 1:38 Oh....

This 6 year old kid really had to drink his way out of a pool. After they drowned him and revived him. Bro I'm deceased.

@williambrownsjr.7854

3 жыл бұрын

Deceased huh, well you too better start drinking then

@abdigotsauce

3 жыл бұрын

I make some creative skits like Calebcity, I will greatly appreciate all the niggas who check them out. Have a good rest of your day I hope.

@OMKOverHeaven

3 жыл бұрын

Damn there another self promoting clown

@biblebagel2960

3 жыл бұрын

Just like he was

@j.o.d.mercer7519

3 жыл бұрын

@@merpuffedy I'll pop my eyes in sometime

“Why did you kill those people?” "They spelled the wrong you're".

@paulmarchi1393

3 жыл бұрын

Good enough of a reason to me

@JohnNy13375

3 жыл бұрын

Justified

@trueaidooo

3 жыл бұрын

I think your overreacting

@scriptedjava9265

3 жыл бұрын

@@trueaidooo the fact that this is edited makes it infinitely better.

@themultigamer840

3 жыл бұрын

"Your a murd-"

Can we all applause for the moment at 1:47 where he sheds a REAL tear out of thin air!! This man is a amazing actor- why hasn't Hollywood grabbed him up yet??

@zk2741

Жыл бұрын

Yeah hes a really good actor. I forget that all the characters are the same guy

@CrazyIshan69

10 ай бұрын

His acting as Regal is the BEST.

"Why are you so evil man, whyyyyyyyyyy?" "Because I once told a joke and no one laughed, if they rejected happiness that time, then pain is what I shall bring!"

@jionmallick5902

Жыл бұрын

- Arthur Fleck, Joker (2019)

@borninaworldofstriveaganis8432

4 ай бұрын

Rean Schwarzer are you sure it isn't the Demon inside of you lol

@MrSasukeSusanoo

4 ай бұрын

@@borninaworldofstriveaganis8432 Could be lol

@AlexGoldhill

3 ай бұрын

​@@borninaworldofstriveaganis8432 Demon: Don't try to pin this on me

@borninaworldofstriveaganis8432

3 ай бұрын

@@AlexGoldhill lol I assumed it was you

Hero: “Why do you kill innocent people?!” Villain: *Because they said *“I got your nose” and never gave it back...* *The World Shall Know Pain.*

@shadowfighter3100

3 жыл бұрын

Lol valdemore be like

@tailicotoco7026

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowfighter3100 straight up FACTS

@vuongpham6661

3 жыл бұрын

aSinloveyunz.link

@adamjacksonspanthercub4069

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like my cousin

@insertcoolname1621

3 жыл бұрын

ALMIGHTY PUSH

And this is why I prefer anti-villians. Villains who have legitimately good and moral goals but simply have wrong methods to achieve said goal

@avacadotoast5571

Жыл бұрын

Same!

@trentbell8276

Жыл бұрын

Anti-villains are kind of the problem. Everyone wants to make anti-villains, but they just end up making villains.

@nicolae-alexandruluca7853

Жыл бұрын

I mean when all they saw was suffering most fail to see the positive influence,therefore they go down the wrong path as they have nobody to show them the right path

@dewolf123

Жыл бұрын

​@Trent Bell Dr.Doom so far is the only best written true anti-villain. Unfortunately in movies he keeps being written as a Saturday morning villain.

@chibitoodles5351

Жыл бұрын

like ass gore

“You hit me with a bagel…” -The Spot

“Why did you kill those people?” “They gave me an ugly sweater for Christmas”

@wolflexz

3 жыл бұрын

Firestar👀

@CodenamePrince

3 жыл бұрын

Seems legit.

@boomboy8488

3 жыл бұрын

Jayfeather

@Onerev1

3 жыл бұрын

good reason

@77chickennug84

3 жыл бұрын

Yah the only reason I liked this is cus I love the book series RIP firestar :(

The "tragic backstory" for the antagonist of Fire Emblem: Engage is literally "People were kind to me after I lost my home so I declared war on an entire continent and attempted to destroy the universe" This is not a joke

Damn you’re genuinely a good actor, like the beginning when reigle was describing his reasons up to 0:49 like that’s genuinely really good acting, even Bill was good u could actually be an actor

That’s like saying “I joined a gang because their handshake was cool”

@RenShinomiya121

3 жыл бұрын

basically me and Pokemon Sun/Moon. Team Skull is just so cool.

@FFKonoko

3 жыл бұрын

@@RenShinomiya121 that's valid

@ashinthehouse1710

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeljackson8390 Stfu

@razza1580

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@pop3stealth97

3 жыл бұрын

I actually did this

Hero: “why did u kill all these people again?” Villain: *because my parents didn’t buy me that one toy I wanted when I was 7, someone had to pay the price.*

@miadelique

3 жыл бұрын

That's Debbie from The Addams Family

@supersonicsaga

3 жыл бұрын

Lol persona 5

@thirdeye9698

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a hell of an inflation curve

@sagaciousmortal4681

3 жыл бұрын

Damn punn😂😂

@ultimatewarriors1291

3 жыл бұрын

villains have some weird stories

"Take me to jail" "come on Rico" "Take me to jail" underated

Danm bro they cancelled all his preorders? Nah he’s justified.

"Why did you kill those people?" " they put a *hole* in my doughnut

@fatalspots4196

3 жыл бұрын

THE DOUGHNUT ORIGINALLY DIDNT HAVE A HOLE.

@saaimnaqvi8106

3 жыл бұрын

I love holes in doughnuts

@alicebrown9034

3 жыл бұрын

That truly is the most evil action ever thought possible.

@MF100

3 жыл бұрын

@@alicebrown9034 No someone blew my candles on my birthday cake

@panchitothegrape8476

3 жыл бұрын

Why did you put a *hole* in their heads?

Cop: “Louis, you’re always the more logical one” Louis: *Kills people because of Middle School bullies* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Why did you kill all these people?!” “When I was 6, my parents went out to eat ice cream without me…”

“Why did you kill all those people” “I let them borrow my charger, and now it only works at an angle”

@kayoungthompson6893

3 жыл бұрын

Barrow?

@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW

3 жыл бұрын

@@kayoungthompson6893 yeah he killed his charger

@UNLIMITED-DAN

2 жыл бұрын

@@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW Lol that one is kind of annoying tbh.

@Phant0mX_

2 жыл бұрын

That’s reasonable

@Testiclopps

2 жыл бұрын

thats a good reason

"They went into my amazon account and cancelled all my pre-orders." "THEY DID WHAT HEEELL NO"

@kazii8366

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@carlosjavier4826

3 жыл бұрын

How could they do something so evil

@Kyle12897

3 жыл бұрын

He was legit toutured and the only thing that got his empathy was cancelled Amazon pre-orders

@SleepyVxbezZ

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣

@BKSF1

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kyle12897 trying to get the middle class on your side like-

The fact I know this is one person but still each character is so developed…I can’t even put into words…insanely BRILLIANT

Villain: the government must be changed, corruption, greed, slavery, bias and the people are starved, suffering and dying Protagonist: It's wrong to kill people *another 9000000 years of corruption, starvation and death*

@cattiston374

Жыл бұрын

Bro this but they always make the villain kill babies or some shit to make sure the Audience follows the movie’s direction like they did with Killmonger 😭😭😭

@tobsonasanya4765

Жыл бұрын

@@cattiston374 they are villains lol

@tobsonasanya4765

Жыл бұрын

so they shoud kill people?

@revolvingworld2676

Жыл бұрын

This is why people hate Suzaku from Code Geass

@alfalldoot6715

Жыл бұрын

Peaceful reform is the true way to go

"Why did you kill these people!?" "Because my pizza didn't outpizza the hut."

@BlackDiamond2718

3 жыл бұрын

There wasnt enough hutt in my pizza

@figo3554

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if you accidentally made the H in hutt to an N

@eddyhoopin

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if you accidentally changed the letter H in hutt to B

@kristanmiller4263

3 жыл бұрын

That was a good thing, man. The Firefox logo tried to outpizza the hut. Look at them now

@trentbell8276

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like someone got poisoned on some pizza to me

"When I was a baby the baby next to me wouldn't stop crying. As a grown man now this is the source of my anger. "

@SwagDoritos

3 жыл бұрын

Broly: Secret Origins.

@mubarakhassan6060

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't even need to read the second half of the comment as soon as I read "when I was a baby the baby" and bam I instantly knew it was about broly

@thescarletking3301

3 жыл бұрын

Technical that's non-canon

@SwagDoritos

3 жыл бұрын

@@thescarletking3301 You're non-canon! Jk

@tobyskyjr

3 жыл бұрын

Broly

"Why did you kill all those people???" *"You see when I was a small boy back in Gimulstump, I had a toy train... then one day I lost it."*

“Why did you kill all these people?” “They got my order wrong.”

“Why did you kill those people?” "Geico didn't save me 15% or more on car insurance."

@patrick-xu1go

3 жыл бұрын

“It took me 16 minutes to sign up for Geico”

@satch1365

3 жыл бұрын

FOURTEEN percent. FOURTEEN.

@tammyetheredge4930

3 жыл бұрын

Noice

@ashlea3453

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@killerxxx7285

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 🤣

“They tortured me to death, revived me, and tortured me again And you know what else? Theywentintomyamazonaccountandcancelledallmypreorders” “THEY DID WHAT”

@solomondeberry7874

3 жыл бұрын

OH HELL NOOOO!!!!!

@alexhoffman7460

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve lost my job then also my apartment bc covid closed down IL restaurants. Would anyone please be willling to help me out with whatever you could? I’m living out my car & motels when I have enough money, I donate plasma. I’m just looking for some gas an couple bucks for food. Ive applied to over 15 places so far hoping I get a call back. I have cash app & Venmo which are Allyboy23. Please leave negative comments to yourself, I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy! God bless y’all an have a great Sunday.

@solomondeberry7874

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexhoffman7460 Can't find you on Cashapp buddy.🤨

@LokiRaRaEnt

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, I am an underrated KZreadr any support would be greatly appreciated ❤️🔥

@njay4399

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexhoffman7460 That sounds so fake bro sorry if it's real but why would you be asking people online about money on what happens to be top 10 on trending that's just too sus

“Why did you kill those innocent people!?” “They were gonna die anyway, so..”

I could watch him run an entire show with him acting as every single character

Are we gonna talk about how Caleb is improving his acting skills? *I mean he fake cried for a skit*

@sylph8005

3 жыл бұрын

He might have just put water in his eye

@leronnipper8847

3 жыл бұрын

@@sylph8005 still, its dedication

@memelord1078

3 жыл бұрын

I know right the quality the acting the editing its so good

@howardron543

3 жыл бұрын

That wasn't fake... None of his vids are

@MediumDon

3 жыл бұрын

His acting was great during the rant about how he hated the bank owners

“True evil is born through pain and loss. You see, when I was a small boy back in Gimmelshtump, I had a toy train. Then one day, I lost it.” - 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz

@karatethemadscientist4116

3 жыл бұрын

I mean... I’m just evil because it’s fun.

@zacharysilcoff6878

3 жыл бұрын

Yesssss

@baguettemagique-4609

3 жыл бұрын

@@karatethemadscientist4116 ????

@enokitakes

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment.

@HalalHistory

3 жыл бұрын

1st dimension Doofenshmirtz had backstories that sort of made sense which caused him to create inators and he’s not killing anyone anyway

"No, No, we're nothing alike" I like how he's acting as both of them

1:13 I’m getting big time Denzel vibes from that line. 🔥

‘Why did you commit mass genocide and murder millions of people??’ ‘I wanted to prove to my ex-wife that I don’t need her to do the dishes’

@merpuffedy

3 жыл бұрын

I make skits! Can you guys check them out? The world needs another laugh 🥰.

@jssolan5207

3 жыл бұрын

@@merpuffedy Man, you must really work hard for your channel.

@jssolan5207

3 жыл бұрын

@@merpuffedy wow you're funny, try to make them longer.

@jibrael5705

3 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling that both the channels above me are alt accounts.

@vahgarimo9864

3 жыл бұрын

@@merpuffedy you chill bro. You on TikTok? I feel like you would do better there tbh.

“Lewis, man you always been the more logical one.” That sentence backfired so hard.

@troytaylor5746

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@davidthor4405

3 жыл бұрын

Never in any of my days have I seen anything blow up in a persons face like that

@neardarkroad1347

2 жыл бұрын

Turn out the other guy is more logical than him.

@gregorymirabella1423

2 жыл бұрын

*the

@axothegremlin

2 жыл бұрын

@@gregorymirabella1423 bruh who are you trying to correct?

"They went to my Amazon account and cancelled all my preorders." "They did WHAT? HELL NO!" 🤣

"THEY TORTURED ME TO DEATH, REVIVED ME, ONLY TO TORTURE ME TO DEATH AGAIN"

@emilycole8619

2 жыл бұрын

dream smp vibes

“They drowned me in a pool when I was six” *I hAd tO dRiNK mY wAY uP tO SUrViVe*

@Gazillaaah

3 жыл бұрын

I gOt DrUNk

@firopense

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gazillaaah LMAO

@canter1ter

3 жыл бұрын

When he got up, HE became the pool for those bankers

@HoodeyTheOne

3 жыл бұрын

Damn that's crazy you watched the video too?

@joelbaffour9953

3 жыл бұрын

Well now you are high

I can't believe they bullied Louis about his looks even though this world whole population looks exactly the same.

@davidthor4405

3 жыл бұрын

They saw themselves reflected in him and loathed it, as such they sank into denial, and made fun of him

@Interestking

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidthor4405 I agree with you, fellow David. Perhaps we could form a David City, just like the Caleb City! (joke)

@davidthor4405

3 жыл бұрын

@@Interestking Perhaps we should

@tashcayenne7993

3 жыл бұрын

MoI naMe aiN'T dAvId

@davidthor4405

3 жыл бұрын

@@tashcayenne7993 I’m slightly confused but ok

that's how batman and Spiderman work, just apology from most cruel villains and they come of of jail in just weeks only to kill more people

Title idea: When heroes makes the strongest villains good but they become the weakest

“I tripped on the sidewalk while going to school, and that changed my entire perspective of life.”

@tailedgates9

3 жыл бұрын

That sidewalk killed my parents.

@sagescribe_

3 жыл бұрын

That sidewalk cracked my momma's back, so now I'm gonna kill everyone

@Supergamer2525

3 жыл бұрын

"I dropped my lollipop on the ground when I was going to the park, and from then on, I've never been the same."

@yung984

3 жыл бұрын

it do be like that sometimes

"I wanna take over the world" "Why?" "...? whatchu mean why, just cause lol"

@vladprus4019

3 жыл бұрын

Alexander the Great

@nooneimportant2591

3 жыл бұрын

@@iwantsexseemyvideo2929 bruh

@BalrogQuote

3 жыл бұрын

@F U С Ķ - ME !! I'm Rita ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! Uh, what?

@splitmudkip50

3 жыл бұрын

@WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! Go away, we don't want any viruses

@mago474

3 жыл бұрын

Overlord type beat

“They canceled all my Amazon preorders” “THEY DID WHAT HELLLLL NO!!!!!!” that is foul

"Why did you kill those people?" "They stole my Xbox"

"Why did you kill 200 people?" *"It was a mistake, everybody has those days"*

@mesutramsey3620

3 жыл бұрын

Basically the US war against middle east with a couple more zeros behind 200

@alec6092

3 жыл бұрын

@@mesutramsey3620 200,000 Iraqi civilians. But you know, everyone has those days amirite?

@suf1an658

3 жыл бұрын

@@alec6092 I'm sorry, now exempt me from my war crimes

@8BERZERKER8

3 жыл бұрын

@@mesutramsey3620 They didn't give us their delicious oil, and we asked nicely. We can't afford soaring gas prices so it's an even exchange.

@KeertikaAndFallenTree

3 жыл бұрын

Understandable, have a nice day then

"Why did you kill those people" "They swore on my minecraft Christian server"

@jayce-__-_-_-

3 жыл бұрын

Unforgivable if you ask me

@Cnut_the_grape

3 жыл бұрын

That's a valid reason, if I must admit.

@theraccoonasaur3282

3 жыл бұрын

Now that’s a valid reason

@spookydood

3 жыл бұрын

You must be forgiving to only go as far as to rob a bank.

@jyotishmanchoudhury7178

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a good reason.

Bro him and Darryl Mayes are legit the straight highlights of my day 💀💀💀

I've watched a few videos. And you're just a great genius. That humor and critique of stuff is just smart beyond anything.

When you’re so early that Caleb spelled “Trash” “TRSAH” in the title

@altimateguyz1016

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that's intentional.

@autophr3949

3 жыл бұрын

Real shit lmao

@Poiison5

3 жыл бұрын

fax 😂😂😂😂

@P0rt4L.

3 жыл бұрын

@Sean A I have memorized the link by heart! You can’t fool me!

@justinperez977

3 жыл бұрын

We in here

“Why did you kill all those people” “They put water in my hot chocolate”

@Cynical_Citizenz

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT

@Cynical_Citizenz

3 жыл бұрын

NOOO

@TheMamaluigi300

3 жыл бұрын

*In a previous life

@slizzolonelychild8384

3 жыл бұрын

OH NOO THATS HORRIBLE

@thetreatment498

3 жыл бұрын

*Let them burn from the same hot chocolate. Just pour them a ton of it until their flesh melts and there are only fragments of bones*

“They tortured me to death, revived me, only to torture me to death again.” Basically Dream SMP in a nutshell.

Xehanort: ....... Everyone: okay “we” believe you.

"im just like you.." "N Y O O U W"

@zylnexxd842

3 жыл бұрын

Hellooo

@yourmomsafurry1971

3 жыл бұрын

Who are you and why are you verified?

@roronasan

3 жыл бұрын

NYOOUW

@Webberjo

3 жыл бұрын

2:20 Timestamp.

@consise9249

3 жыл бұрын

Webberjo thanks lol was looking for it

Every anime villain backstory 😭 this reminds me of those

Lol the way he started crying when talking about his past made me laugh way harder than I expected to.

"They totured me to death." No "They were drowning me." Not yet "The cancelled my pre-order" *OH HELL NAW*

@fatemakhanam1451

3 жыл бұрын

@@vinayaks7994, what did you write?

@lunix3259

3 жыл бұрын

@@vinayaks7994 I didn't even see your comment prior 🤔

@fudgen.a1249

3 жыл бұрын

@Reality Grain Hey, that’s just the KZread comment section sometimes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@smurk4108

3 жыл бұрын

@@vinayaks7994 it’s called someone feeling the same way as you shut up man😐

@i.k5696

3 жыл бұрын

@@smurk4108 he was saying it nicely I don’t care enough to tell you to shut up

He actually shed a tear for this skit, this is Oscar worthy level acting.

@cerebrxll6064

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not hard man, if shedding a tear gets someone an Oscar there would be too many to count

@sightl3ss

3 жыл бұрын

You again

@marcelinomartinez2136

3 жыл бұрын

@@cerebrxll6064 he a simp

@boywonder668

3 жыл бұрын

*Puts salt in eye* “FOR THE VIEWS”😣

@a.r.6646

3 жыл бұрын

He needs his own tv show

Haters will say it is not character development

They made this move in a game I absolutely adore and this video is the only thing stopping me from genuinely tweaking rn

"Why did you switch to the bad side?" "Plot progression" "What?" "There isn't any villians. So I became one."

@luczids4258

3 жыл бұрын

this deserves more love

@luczids4258

3 жыл бұрын

this comment*

@Jay-so8df

3 жыл бұрын

See how much of a sacrifice he made

@marselo1316

3 жыл бұрын

this sounds like a line out of a super meta but really good action comedy. Somebody better implement this somewhere before i die

@alexhoffman7460

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve lost my job then also my apartment bc covid closed down IL restaurants. Would anyone please be willling to help me out with whatever you could? I’m living out my car & motels when I have enough money, I donate plasma. I’m just looking for some gas an couple bucks for food. Ive applied to over 15 places so far hoping I get a call back. I have cash app & Venmo which are Allyboy23. Please leave negative comments to yourself, I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy! God bless y’all an have a great Sunday.

Cop: "Louis, you've always been the more logical one." Louis: "Actually....."

@merpuffedy

3 жыл бұрын

If I don't make you laugh or smile in my latest skits ill give $100

@Joshua-pt8hb

3 жыл бұрын

@@merpuffedy I did it, where’s my money

@repolho7501

3 жыл бұрын

@@Joshua-pt8hb I did it too I want the money

@pearmint308

3 жыл бұрын

@@merpuffedy “where is the money Lebowski? “

“Why did you kill all these people” … they knew the rules, and so, do I

“they cancelled all my pre-orders” “THEY DID WHAT HELL NO”

"Why did you kill all those people?" "Music made me lose control"

@jobansand

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@Smug924

3 жыл бұрын

lmfaoo

@thezombiepeepol4354

3 жыл бұрын

LET'S GO!!

@derlenx1097

3 жыл бұрын

your in

@xrrgr

3 жыл бұрын

😭

"I had to drink myself out" *I'm dead*

This dude deadass more talented than every single actor on Netflix and he uses his powers for shitposts - a true hero

“Why did you kill all these people?” “My dad said he’d be back with milk in 15 minutes. He was back in 16...”

@mammothcorruptplays398

3 жыл бұрын

bruh

@aziatouchsilent8507

3 жыл бұрын

Years

@blacklyfe5543

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@shantcheetah

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha 🤣

@louiscoolguy

3 жыл бұрын

@@aziatouchsilent8507 lol

Villain: “ I killed millions of innocent people because bill gates wouldn’t give me a job” Hero: “ the real you wouldn’t do this, I forgive you”

@calvinneason3059

3 жыл бұрын

the mandarin from iron man 3 lmaooo

@2DI0pictures

3 жыл бұрын

Literally every Stark Enterprises employee

@jdoggmusicman

3 жыл бұрын

The one thing about Goku that pisses me off! The villain can kill millions, destroy an entire galaxy and kill his friends and family but will let the villain go if he senses "good" in their heart 🤦🏾‍♂️

@lancevanceGTA

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Joe Biden until the Bill Gates part

@cosmicwave8886

3 жыл бұрын

Villain: "I killed millions of innocent people because hey wouldn't let me into art school." Hero: " the real you wouldn’t do this, I forgive you”

that distant "DAYUM" was intentional

Thanos be looking at petty Caleb and thinking “ Damm I thought I had problems…..” 😂

Why did you kill all those people? Because a bad guy told me “We’re not so different, you and I.” Now we’re best friends.

@StarLeader44

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds very familiar but I can't remember what it's from.

@thatitalianlameguy2235

3 жыл бұрын

@@suimogen1 metal gear rising bad ending

@Icarusinhischariot

3 жыл бұрын

@Salvado -rex keep moving forward

@traptinseid8577

3 жыл бұрын

@@StarLeader44 It's not a specific line. It just happens in A LOT of films, a bad guy talks to a neutral guy, tells him they are the same and he believes him and turns bad.

@Whyisitsodark.

3 жыл бұрын

Umm kzread.info/dash/bejne/d5WGucWJh9rHY6g.html

"Why did you shoot him in the torso 27 times with a knife?" "when i was in 2nd grade, he cut me in line, and i was the line leader"

"They tortured me to death revived me only to torture me to death again" 🗿 "They went to my amazon account and cancelled all my preorders" "THEY DID WHAT HELL NO"

“Why did you kill all those people?” “They made this comment format unoriginal”

@SSC0002

3 жыл бұрын

This one wins

@fort2558

3 жыл бұрын

Flawless

@anuwilson9039

3 жыл бұрын

*p e r f e c t*

@ronjayrose9706

3 жыл бұрын

*Sobbing Intensifies*

@mohamedhussein2780

3 жыл бұрын

Well done

"Why did you kill all these people?" "Because NationWide wasn't really on my side."

@god2593

3 жыл бұрын

They ate the Apple.

@tempo6316

3 жыл бұрын

damn i forgot about the nation wide ads

@someawesomeguy4415

3 жыл бұрын

Because State Farm wasn’t there like a good neighbor

@elijahcole6786

3 жыл бұрын

delete your blasphemous account

@azarialunar4426

3 жыл бұрын

Cause the johnsons weren't a family company

I like it when Villains have a well written backstory