Origin story: In a school assembly, someone else got the last clap. He's trained ever since that day.

@tiggerinthewoods7996

3 жыл бұрын

I was that last clap. He's hated me ever since.

@creamydistortion

3 жыл бұрын

You sent my generation to Iraq and Afghanistan to die for your precious $UV.

@billcypher7286

3 жыл бұрын

@@creamydistortion Uhh what the hell you talking about I'm 16

@msshannonigans

3 жыл бұрын

@@billcypher7286 Even if you were of the generation he claims, lol, he's an idiot for blaming a random person on the internet for an entire generation's decisions, let alone when completely out of the blue.

@msshannonigans

3 жыл бұрын

Also, hilarious comment. Got an unexpected audible laugh out of me.

That man isn’t clapping his hands... He’s playing the hands

@alphagonzalez93

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@maybeyourdad87

3 жыл бұрын

Hwhahahahahhahahahaha

@garhootaloothdawarlock3024

3 жыл бұрын

U funi my g

@kasiakactus8761

3 жыл бұрын

😭

@mahimaniac

3 жыл бұрын

And our hearts

Damn, he even turns his hand slightly to go from D flat to F sharp. Respect.

@geometricart7851

2 жыл бұрын

next level

@bradenrobinette2077

2 жыл бұрын

….. he tapped a harmonic with his pinky right there at the end too!

@StariYTube1

2 жыл бұрын

Is clippity back clap 👏 is precision

@300PIVOTMASTER

2 жыл бұрын

If you listen closely, you'll hear that he's flattened the pitch of his clap by ~14 cents to hit those perfect just intonation ratios 👏

@alabamaoffshorefishing

2 жыл бұрын

Omg, that’s funny!

I bet he makes a great buttered toast.

@hellssurprise9338

2 жыл бұрын

YUM

@ShadowAnna

2 жыл бұрын

thats random

@sillyboy2223

2 жыл бұрын

I just gave you your 500th like!!! Your Welcome!!

@ElGarrador

2 жыл бұрын

lots of butter on that toast :D

@reginadavis1028

Жыл бұрын

😹😹😹😹 you stupid

Music director: “So what instrument do you play “ This guy: “It’s complicated”

@sirspongadoodle

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not. Clapping is literally used commonly for music (also for anyone about to wooosh be just fuckoff)

@rikkuchan121

3 жыл бұрын

He IS the instrument!

@GAURAV-xd1pi

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirspongadoodle yes u r right and if someone wooshed you it would be a reverse woosh if u know what i Mean

@jim-df7sx

3 жыл бұрын

it's........... clappingcated......

@squareoranges533

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirspongadoodle /rwoosh

“What’s he doing?” “He’s beginning to believe”

@illnation82

3 жыл бұрын

"There you are peter"

@foolishdonut

3 жыл бұрын

Hes doing it! hes really doing it!

@riskyricky6528

3 жыл бұрын

Bangarang

@illnation82

3 жыл бұрын

@@GL1TCH_DOCTOR oh, I thought it was from Hook.

@fumazismydad8248

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I got it to 999 likes, someone for the love of god get it to 100O

“Hey Billy, how’d you like to play the tambourine for the church?” “Why need a tambourine when you have a pair of hands?”

@wrengoode5470

2 жыл бұрын

Wyatt ayo i like ur pfp-

@lzup407

Жыл бұрын

The good old Handbourine

When you clap like the Lord is watching

@timothymendez4465

7 ай бұрын

Even this joke made God laugh 😂

everybody around him is just existing. but he is living

@johnnoahdeandres9458

4 жыл бұрын

Right

@vanessaeastman3830

4 жыл бұрын

watergod 83 up

@Man-cx8zq

4 жыл бұрын

@@vanessaeastman3830 down

@GuilhermeEik

4 жыл бұрын

Only the Avatar can master these four directions.

@KyoFanDuB

4 жыл бұрын

The green one its somehow living also

He's been buttering that invisible piece of toast for forever

@kchambers7186

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@plabonmazumdar875

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@Leozcar

3 жыл бұрын

Glad to see I wasn’t the only one who thought that

@folkloreevermore2797

3 жыл бұрын

Butter my juicy toast-

@Kebutor

3 жыл бұрын

Those that see him tremble by is smear presence

he got the guy in front to clap too, what an inspiration

Nancy: "Do you play any instruments Billy?" Billy: "I've been clapping since a kid Nancy..."

@brodysquires-wilson5588

2 жыл бұрын

your definitely in your 50s

@Lynn-ip9sh

2 жыл бұрын

@@brodysquires-wilson5588 I'm 17. I'm sure you will find something negative to say about that too brody squirrel.

@brodysquires-wilson5588

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lynn-ip9sh its called banter you retard

@generalrodcocker1018

2 жыл бұрын

i'm clapping all around the towns and everything

@7thrty774

2 жыл бұрын

i disagree

“Y’all mind if I praise the lord?”

@BirdsofParis

4 жыл бұрын

Why doesn’t this have more likes? 😂😂 I cackled

@FisherCollegeMa

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂😂😂

@computertecky4744

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t care

@chidinmaoguamanam6007

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@computertecky4744

4 жыл бұрын

Limey Lemon idk why you trying to pick a fight

The others are existing but he is living.

@shakvras

3 жыл бұрын

Deep

@juancpgo

3 жыл бұрын

LOL best comment

@kamehamehaDdragon

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@nightinterludes1126

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@desireesimmons1539

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent Comment so true! Lol

That’s how you spread butter on bread

@jaideeppuri8947

2 жыл бұрын

k2a

@13ritneyanne

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@rueben44

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@GTFBITK

2 жыл бұрын

Correct

@geometricart7851

2 жыл бұрын

I would say something, but I rather just keep it in my head... has to do with muffins.

Wow since I saw this video yesterday I have a earworm of this song. 😂🙄

@isaacgusdal3333

Жыл бұрын

Sailing away by lefevre quartet 👈👈

“Dad, what instrument did you play when you were in a band?” *”Hand”*

@ivywomb829

3 жыл бұрын

Idk of it's because its 2 am but, im weak right now

@Mellon-Collie

3 жыл бұрын

Yoshikage kira wants to know your location

@kanra2689

3 жыл бұрын

The hand of god

@ginandromeda1618

3 жыл бұрын

"Is hand an instrument?"

@Shrimp_Insurance

3 жыл бұрын

@@ginandromeda1618 No Patrick, hand is not an instrument...

This man has reached Olympic-level skill for a sport that should've existed

@Rekter

3 жыл бұрын

*Clapping.* The Olympic sport is going to be called Clapping, and *no not THAT kind of clapping-*

@Rafa_turtlepower

3 жыл бұрын

Golf then?

@simonakay3638

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rekter Its gonna be called Clapping EXTREME

@dpmcgee7221

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@flowhannesburg1912

3 жыл бұрын

@@kris-chan8354 well done! You have unlocked the "God Like" ability for the next 24 hours

*deep southern accent* I ain't clapped like that in years. The power of God just took control!

@Lijah578

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mans putting butter on bread

Somebody told him he claps offbeat once. He never forgot that day

@aarontcagle

3 жыл бұрын

He’s still very offbeat.

@hiddninsociety4101

3 жыл бұрын

r/woooosh

@AmenArmy

3 жыл бұрын

@@hiddninsociety4101 Not a woosh but alright..

@chuckleberryfinn1992

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure the critic would never forget the man saying "Me? A beat off?" -it undoubtedly came as a shock.. had a different outlook on the meaning of "facing the music" best to keep your mouth closed. or better yet, don't say anything to begin with..

@christianlyrics20

3 жыл бұрын

Poor guy, its okay

When the Lord blesses you with a talent, it's a sin not to use it...

YO BROOO who got you clapping like that !

@pwezidan

Жыл бұрын

God!

My man been finding ways to entertain himself in church since he was 6. Now he’s grown and just loving the lord.

@fishseason101

3 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest thing I ever did see

@blackjack444....

3 жыл бұрын

Amen!

@JuliatteJ

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@gohdux

3 жыл бұрын

Praise God!! If you don’t know Jesus you are missing out. He doesn’t want to make you less or take away from you. Jesus wants to make you more and filled with joy. Even in 2020 I have hope because this place called earth is not my eternal home!!! I’ve got so many things going on that are hard. Illness and death of parents and friends and family dying. A child struggling. Covid. But I have hope.

@user-on4bb8oo6t

3 жыл бұрын

@@gohdux bro?

If this man isn't named Roy I don't know what's real anymore.

@yoshiya919

3 жыл бұрын

nah hes more of a bob kinda guy

@z2sv332

3 жыл бұрын

@@yoshiya919 nahhhh uncle ross

@mazsax999

3 жыл бұрын

Imma go with "Floyd" or "Marshall" lol

@elijahkoehrer239

3 жыл бұрын

my mans name is Father Arthur

@bill84

3 жыл бұрын

That's the best answer I've read, or it could be Myrtle, do you think his wife is called Mary Ellen?

Clap so smooth, he doin it like spreading dem butter

"We will now begin, feel free to clap along if you wish" This man - " I see. Then my time has come at last."

Look at everyone else’s *PATHECTIC* hand clapping.

@TheVirtualJenesis

3 жыл бұрын

absolutley pathetic

@bjones1042

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@amosmartinez1234

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@libbymills4432

3 жыл бұрын

Funny!😂

@elizza8770

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheVirtualJenesis absolutley pathectic

Bob Ross after he rinses his paint brush:

@CajunPride777

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@LANGI902

4 жыл бұрын

Let's just go ahead here and beat the devil out of it

@Palayedeuhm

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@frankratana8294

4 жыл бұрын

How many out of the 90 days has it been?

@TheDiddster

4 жыл бұрын

*rob boss

He is clearly craving for a P&J sandwich

Even though the claps are inaudible to us, without them, the song wouldn’t be what it is

This man has taken his bread buttering skills to the next level!

@namreh72

2 жыл бұрын

hilarious...lol , yeah I'm sure he makes a mean P&J

@grdev3066

2 жыл бұрын

why I can't stop laughing lol

@libertyjo6238

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@user-sm2pr3zh2h

2 жыл бұрын

666 like

@izzamaesabado8939

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

*When you’re the tambourinist but forgot it at home*

@YourMom-vd9kq

3 жыл бұрын

Or when church is winding up and you're thinkin about getting back to Yo Mama at home👨‍🚒

@HeavenGoode

3 жыл бұрын

I could kinda still hear it doe that shit hitting whatever he doing it’s working

@michaell4527

3 жыл бұрын

K gotta admit thats a good one.

@ashleymoore6647

3 жыл бұрын

OMG YES 😭🤚🏽

@delsings

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect comment 💜👍

deam the song is so nice

@isaacgusdal3333

Жыл бұрын

Sailing away be lefevre quartet

Amazing clap

the fact that practically nobody looked at him shows he has been doing this for a long time

@veganjotaro

3 жыл бұрын

BRUH hahaha hahaha

@GGLewis

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO 🤣 Everyone in church is just like, "Yep, another Sunday morning, and Paul's at it again."

@damonreckner8111

3 жыл бұрын

Every sermon

@username-jo8kf

3 жыл бұрын

*goshdarnit* Paul you always do this

@yaboistinkyeggrat8369

3 жыл бұрын

I don't care if it's a church or not I would have to say aaaah shit john is going down

This man must have had a sick handshake with his homies back in the day...

@savageblockstudios3634

3 жыл бұрын

This is an underrated comment. 😆

@poopscoop6857

3 жыл бұрын

It’s gonna be a no from me dawg

@savageblockstudios3634

3 жыл бұрын

@@poopscoop6857 scoopity doop

@BIGLARRY100

3 жыл бұрын

@@poopscoop6857 trash 🗑 reply

@BIGLARRY100

3 жыл бұрын

Yessir

Damn this guys cool. He wakes up every Sunday. He butters his toast, AND his claps. Smooth.

HAHAHAHA GOSH IDK WHY BUT THIS IS KINDA CUTE

@sienna2023

2 жыл бұрын

Haha it is pretty cute ngl, he’s getting into it

He’s trying to kill the last 0.01% of germs that the hand sanitizer didn’t eliminate

@iamtotallynot123

3 жыл бұрын

Clever.

@yeetmaster9654

3 жыл бұрын

Yes sir

@amberblyledge7859

3 жыл бұрын

This. This is why I come to KZread.

@davidrobleemalapira3369

3 жыл бұрын

lmao fck you

@realbamekian4114

3 жыл бұрын

L joke

The worst part about this video is that I can’t hear the clapping.

@lovelyher3042

3 жыл бұрын

SAME

@traviscooper2205

3 жыл бұрын

No one can. But in Texas...Chuck Norris is smile ng and tapping his feet. The man is clapping to Chuck.

@THEShoky

3 жыл бұрын

Right

@graydonjames4464

3 жыл бұрын

Up

@catsforlife3540

3 жыл бұрын

Down but also yeah I'm kinda bummed out that I can't hear it

What song is that?

@mrpresident574

2 жыл бұрын

The song name is sailing away from The LeFevre Quartet. greetings from Germany.

@dsalazar_300

9 ай бұрын

@@mrpresident574I’m one year late but thank you very much greetings from mexico

@SRC-lo2nc

6 ай бұрын

​@@mrpresident574thanks mate

man's getting so into the music he has just decided to ascend his clapping game

Fun fact: every sound you heard in this video was generated by his hands.

@lebanonjames1807

3 жыл бұрын

Noice

@TheArsenaFan

3 жыл бұрын

My guy James Williams. Has BT given you a job yet?

@lewisblackwiththenicehair

3 жыл бұрын

Even the advert before the video

@camerondundale811

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is so quality

@zaccariricard2155

3 жыл бұрын

Astonishing isn’t it

Bless the person who recorded this. No way I could’ve held it together.

@sarahburggraf907

3 жыл бұрын

Iktr!

@niyaaedits616

3 жыл бұрын

SAME I WOULDVE LAUGHED

@nuurrnzz

3 жыл бұрын

@Dylan ??????? well...

@Charleshulsey4

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@stephengregory1655

3 жыл бұрын

Bless them? They're making fun of a man in church?

That's so cutee yaar 😂😂

name of the song?

@aaronburr5354

Жыл бұрын

sailing away

@Eljes333

Жыл бұрын

@@aaronburr5354 Man thank you for replyimg after almost a year, i really appreciate it, for real :D ❤️

@aaronburr5354

Жыл бұрын

@@Eljes333 of course it’s a great song enjoy!

@Eljes333

Жыл бұрын

@@aaronburr5354 when i saw the meme i looked for the lyrics and everything and still could not find it, thats why i really thank you my friend, I hope you have a really nice day!

I would applaud his skill, but it seems he’s got that covered.

@Daniel-zw1iy

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@Psychol-Snooper

3 жыл бұрын

i see what you did there

@DerrisDerrison

3 жыл бұрын

@@Psychol-Snooper I swear down I read your name as 'angry applaudsauce'

@tydolla5ign

3 жыл бұрын

@@DerrisDerrison LOL SAME

@DerrisDerrison

3 жыл бұрын

@@tydolla5ign let's applaud our misreading lmao

Nobody: KZread: “ Do you wanna see someone clapping “

@gh0stk1tty

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@kovariFenec

3 жыл бұрын

I like your coment caz its a *statement*

@azpiapi

3 жыл бұрын

**skull**

@annabelles1622

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@monkeybandit222

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what she said

I am going to have to try this!

this was so wholesome and enjoyable

Welcome to the “it’s time for bed” side of KZread.

@classicalytrumpet9190

3 жыл бұрын

But it’s morning for me

@TheMessixaviniesta

3 жыл бұрын

@@classicalytrumpet9190 same

@Viazo132

3 жыл бұрын

But.. it just get more fun onwards

@KamisatoElias

3 жыл бұрын

I've seen this comment or similar about 4 times now lol

@Tranitosaur

3 жыл бұрын

@@KamisatoElias Lol me too. Was about to reply the same XD

Before a fight he warns them: "u don't want these hands.."

@DanielRodriguez2073

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking hilarious

@FendiYT

4 жыл бұрын

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD GRANPA GOT HANDS

@user-ln4ff6vs2n

3 жыл бұрын

SuccessBasis here’s a similar vid lol kzread.info/dash/bejne/oXybl7WDibWucZM.html

@wanderingbufoon

3 жыл бұрын

To do the Lord's dirty work

@w1z4rd9

3 жыл бұрын

E Lol it’s great. Thanks !

I bet he can play a tambourine! 🙂

@bobbysdaddy1576

2 жыл бұрын

He acts like he has played the tambourine before.... or snare drum.

Me on shrooms

He's completely involved and having a wonderful time.

@krjbalan1264

3 жыл бұрын

He is the event 👏👏👏🤣🤣😚🌟

@1ChxnceLxnce

3 жыл бұрын

Yh I bet everyone else loves it

@xRenato.

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: he is in obsessional neurosis

@lilamontoya5609

3 жыл бұрын

And i love it 😁

@conorbergan4843

3 жыл бұрын

@@krjbalan1264 event? Tf

He doesn’t need an instrument, he is the instrument.

@themaramfarahi801

3 жыл бұрын

You mean his hands are the instrument

@kaelangerhardt5651

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone is an instrument if you hit them hard enough 😂😂😂

@yooogooo4497

3 жыл бұрын

Eww that sounds nasty yo

@certified_geek7536

3 жыл бұрын

@Jo Ke does that mean god plays him?

@perriredd615

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment

Like me in the church sometimes.

Looks like when someone is playing the vilolen

@advancedapathy1531

2 жыл бұрын

he claps like i butter my toast in the morning

When the Holy Spirit is within you, your clap game reaches God levels.

@ishaanputthan4956

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what she said

@ThirdEH

3 жыл бұрын

@@ishaanputthan4956 bruh just no man cmon just no

@ishaanputthan4956

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThirdEH I’m sorry my bad

@ThirdEH

3 жыл бұрын

@@ishaanputthan4956 just dont do it again pls

@ishaanputthan4956

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThirdEH ok

Legend has it, this man is actually conducting the band.

@kevinramage1839

3 жыл бұрын

Yesss!!!!

@shaynajacob8989

3 жыл бұрын

Lol😁😆

@xxkudzxx

3 жыл бұрын

Legend has it, he’s still clapping

@infinityfox4729

3 жыл бұрын

xxkudzxx 93 that’s what I THOUGHT he was gonna say

@snazdogdbfan251

3 жыл бұрын

Only thing he's conducting is heat with all that friction

He be in da scrip club on sarrday

The Jimmy Hendrix of hand clapping.

Plot twist: He's lathered his hands in mayo, he's playing the mayo.

@BirdbrainedRobot

3 жыл бұрын

So mayonnaise was an instrument all along?

@euphoria7478

3 жыл бұрын

@@BirdbrainedRobot always has been

@Rezan661

3 жыл бұрын

This just might be the greatest comment that I have ever read

@Zayswildlife

3 жыл бұрын

“No, mayonnaise is not an instrument Patrick”

@50LE5URVlV0R

3 жыл бұрын

in “mayo” you say...

“What instrument do you play?” “These hands”

@slapcity7045

2 жыл бұрын

That made my day

@JohnCoffins

2 жыл бұрын

THESE HANDS

@WRLDconquer

2 жыл бұрын

Haven't seen this character in so long 😄

@trueblue7779

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@correllgreen5621

2 жыл бұрын

😅😂😅

Imagine him clapping cheeks 😳

@elizabethwalker3344

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO NOOOO

@TeRizzardOfOz

Жыл бұрын

Bro...

HOW HE MAKES ALL THE KIDS PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES

Two birds with one stone: he’s clapping and also practicing how to butter his toast

@mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969

3 жыл бұрын

-and beat his children-

@_HMCB_

3 жыл бұрын

@@mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969 😂😭

@alwaysbeingcalledaweeb772

3 жыл бұрын

@@mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969 lmao

@banna4787

3 жыл бұрын

@Ps Now what if the sun explodes before his wrath comes

@timothyclowney8685

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

To this day no mosquito has been seen within a half mile radius of this church.

@nomsahabasonda4462

3 жыл бұрын

Dkm.😭😭😭😭😭

@adrianaavila8853

3 жыл бұрын

@@nomsahabasonda4462 what does that mean?

@nomsahabasonda4462

3 жыл бұрын

@@adrianaavila8853 it's an expression, "don't kill me" used when something makes you laugh very hard.

@justastaythatwillnotbename2990

3 жыл бұрын

OMFG 🤣

@MrDeejayaks

3 жыл бұрын

You made my day! :)

If given bread and butter with that speed he could have applied lot of butter on many breads.

@Godisgreater123

2 жыл бұрын

LOL!!

@DailyMemesOfInternet96

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣

People think the music is so loud you can't hear him clapping, but the truth is he's creating that whole song with only his hands

He’s actually about to cut some vegetables so he’s sharpening his hands.

@amandac8836

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed way too hard at this hahahaha

@sellanoah4017

3 жыл бұрын

Karate chop

@smallybiggs18

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@cristix11

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@debroun4719

3 жыл бұрын

Ahah😂

No one at the church even bothers to clap anymore. He prob battled them all and won. Now as the clap champion only he claps at the church

@Inf7cted

3 жыл бұрын

well the guy in the green shirt in front of him started to challenge him and then the video ended.

@myphonediaz6973

3 жыл бұрын

This gotta be one of the funniest comments in here.

@GoogleUser-kr6se

3 жыл бұрын

Stop clapping cause that's when the dancing started..

@danielcollins6948

3 жыл бұрын

That would make an awesome story lmao

@sarahburggraf907

3 жыл бұрын

Im weak

Black church grannies could teach him to take it up about 5 notches or more. He’s cool for his crowd! 😜

@kevinb4079

2 жыл бұрын

My thought exactly!

“Guys, look at me. I should totally be in your group. Do you see me!?” vibes

He's not clapping to the choir... the choir is singing to his claps.

@bloodlust9984

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!! Thank you, I needed that laugh.

@achyuthansanal

3 жыл бұрын

*singing No don’t call me a grammar Nazi please

@instantsiv

3 жыл бұрын

@@achyuthansanal Freaking autocorrect. I SWEAR I KNOW HOW TO SPELL!!!

@achyuthansanal

3 жыл бұрын

@@instantsiv I know lol I was pretty sure you did it accidentally

@randombollox8044

3 жыл бұрын

That one mad me laugh 😂

“Yeah, that’s my Granpappy. He plays the two-hand”

@marquezt6364

3 жыл бұрын

Here's what people from summ3rland live off of as we learned and they made my profile.... Which isn't possible as you can see I have the pictures etx live a clean life. Anyways They attacked me because im too good and am this person the girls everything they got so mad they deleted and made deals with nagisa who as we know has always disliked me they've xalled me ugly and beat me up for years nagisa takatnai is the source of all this as she's left austin wakrentin untouched in her brother calypso path qnd life she is the worst person to exist... she can't handle anything she can't do anything she stole my brothers stories and no this is all new stories really..... ai allowed the denial even once back in the day as you see labeled I played every side really ? no.... I couldn't do anything etc its all est. You told nagisa takwtani stories you talked yo nagisa takatnai other then see what I've done discoveries and knowledge those people went to my profile executed their plan to " pads the bidtch " test" send in " y0 di3" they made me look bad say I won over them etc then yea deleted my profile because ei have all their ex gfs or something like that. it's qll est nagisa hacked my profile because she saw it was vulnerable. she had the support of p3ople they waited for thr que and account which was appernetly made I talked with ut nicely theyre " hockey2cool" I " talked with it nicely" see they'veframed me constantly when ive doccumented and uploaded 2verything anyways it doesn't matter theyre making sick deals for no reasons... it is est qnd nagisa takqtani qs always been that person trying to steal light she thinks that's how I have perfect eye balls ahhahaha to funny I am perfect jk but yea... they made me covky with stories etc theyre so bad it's ridiculous . deleted my profile ive just learned of this they just told me their plans and she made me def last night said my family will be woken up forever. I am about to shred mass amounts of paper to send my message that is my medical knowledge and using the words are bad. so its qll settled. just remember what happened nqgisa tqktani is q bad person... qlways has been. I never allowed her to get away with anything I just said etc she is the worst person ever the xist. remember the little brother is better. the little brother is better becaue eyes more compact his heart is stronger he doesn't get dust through him he farts better nagisa takatani has learned a lot of information she is beleiving this is my first body pain qnd well I've described the story it must be taken seriously there is only one medical advancement. that is how your heart works. I have described it. little brother is the best.

@patricksidlovsky8241

3 жыл бұрын

@@marquezt6364 Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

@GodzillasGhostGaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@patricksidlovsky8241 Whelp, I'm a ghost now and I almost died a second time reading this...

@patricksidlovsky8241

3 жыл бұрын

@@GodzillasGhostGaming Lolol glad you're still with us, brotha

@patricksidlovsky8241

3 жыл бұрын

@M.Z. Hahaha "SEKURRITY!"

This made my day!!! 😂😂

The best part is, he probably doesn't even know how famous he is because he looks like a dude that doesn't know how to use the internet.

*this* is what got him into heaven

@cloak9288

3 жыл бұрын

@@FabRonFin r/wooosh

@cloak9288

3 жыл бұрын

r/blessedcomments

@FabRonFin

3 жыл бұрын

@@cloak9288 r/wooosh

@cloak9288

3 жыл бұрын

@@FabRonFin r/wooosh

@FabRonFin

3 жыл бұрын

@@cloak9288 r/wooosh

KZread: Wanna see a guy clapping? Me: Sure, why not

@thecrustyJman

3 жыл бұрын

Press Start KZread: Wanna see a reply a random person left on the comment you made on a video of a guy clapping? You: Sure, why not

@elpanylaleche7839

3 жыл бұрын

KZread comment section: Wanna see a guy replying to a guy replying in a random video of a guy clapping Me: sure, why not.

@alexanderthegreatest2104

3 жыл бұрын

Meta meter going off the chart rn

@anonemp1878

3 жыл бұрын

KZread comment section. Wanna see someone fuck up a nice train You.. Why not

@user-wk2gi5cp9y

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

It would make me very happy if someone would follow that man around. Something tells me there are many other moments of gold to be captured.

@geometricart7851

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah imagine life with that guy on your side

@StariYTube1

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty cool

nobody: Me and my friends: Having an intense clap battle during church

His brain: "yo why you clappin like that?" Him: who cares? it's not like anybody's gonna see it KZread:

@piplupdabest

2 жыл бұрын

my guy got 0 replys

@mnlight8308

2 жыл бұрын

I cracked up lol

@izzamaesabado8939

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@billyswag8130

2 жыл бұрын

30M views

@swetha2329

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

When you’re clapping for Jesus, an ordinary clap just doesn’t cut it 😂

@imike7715

3 жыл бұрын

Especially for the hypocrites. The same as they say about the loudest church choir singer.

@travelfoxxxx

3 жыл бұрын

Say it.

@tick_tack

3 жыл бұрын

I doesn't look like he's doing it for attention...

@tick_tack

3 жыл бұрын

@mlaa uli I tought it was just a way to feel the music, like when someone dances to a song they like or tap their feet on the ground, but maybe being a church people should control better their body

@pro-Christi-gloriam

2 жыл бұрын

Well, not necessarily. Remember, King David danced in before the Lord! Worship on!

This guy has the Clap, and want's everybody to know about it.

All these negative comments hurt me. What isn't shown is the strobe light had broken. They put a single lamp on the stage with a "Clapper" attached to it, and the filmed gentleman was in charge! "Clap on. Clap off. Clap on. Clap off. etc...The Clapper."

@dx6344

2 жыл бұрын

What negative comments?

@TonyisToking

2 жыл бұрын

*cricket noises*

He had to leave his tambourine at home because it moans when he plays.

@vocexseta

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is cuuuursed

@DXDragon38

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, I can't unsee this.

@colinhays3456

4 жыл бұрын

*RAID SHADOW LEGENDS*

@princessmonkey3399

4 жыл бұрын

Congrats on being the first comment to actually make me laugh out loud

@IWonTheArgument

4 жыл бұрын

y i k e s.

Nobody: His Wife: “And That’s Why I Married Him”

@RebeccaChambersIRL

4 жыл бұрын

Agyfasz-Huszár It literally wasn’t even funny

@cruelmilk4465

4 жыл бұрын

Benji _ you are funny

@alguemdisserock9009

4 жыл бұрын

Get the "nobody" off and i will like

@hereisahuman5977

3 жыл бұрын

It made me smile

@dantheman9565

3 жыл бұрын

@@RebeccaChambersIRL Have you heard of subjective?

Praise is contagious 🙌 if you can't beat him join him👏👏👏👏

sharpening chopper or knife

Kid: Mom I want drums Mom: we have drums at home Drums at home:

@mouses_HK

4 жыл бұрын

thems are some nice dRUMMS ngl. 10/10 would reccomend for some good slapping and clapping action.

@uraverageskeleton6480

4 жыл бұрын

THESE ARE NOT DRUMS THESE ARE WEAPONS

@sumuqh

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@jefferydahmermuckbang8666

3 жыл бұрын

i’d take these drums

@megaapollo1063

3 жыл бұрын

Why are the kid's hands at home

His aptitude test said he should be a professional rapper but he wasn’t wearing his glasses the day he got the results and the rest is history.

@nihilisticpuppy3799

3 жыл бұрын

"A clapper, eh? Well, a clapper I shall be proudly!"

@carlmanu

3 жыл бұрын

We can all be thankful he didn’t just add a C to his glassless reading.

@katie2473

3 жыл бұрын

@@carlmanu I scrolled past this joke and then got it about a minute later and died lmfaooo pls maybe it’s just cuz it’s 2 am but this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

@skepticalthesensible

3 жыл бұрын

This joke should be played out in a animé version ..like the orges on méth cartoonist style of art and writing..would be epic and hillarous to go with vidéo..infact someone could make that à whole youtube career x x running on to crazy and funny videos to draw out jokes on for lol your welcome cartoonist comédiens all over world

@carlmanu

3 жыл бұрын

@@katie2473 the fact that you kept what you read in the back of your head and got it right after, combined with the fact that you edited your comment to make it more intelligible, tells me that you have an introverted personality. Can I get extra points for the insight? lol

Guy in front of him says, I suppose I could clap just a little, even though I don't have the passion, nor the conviction, of my fellow brethren...

I wonder which Southern Baptist church this is?

@InternetStranger476

2 жыл бұрын

All of them. The answer is all of them.

@romalea

2 жыл бұрын

can confirm every southern baptist church is like this

Imagine all the clapping that took place prior to this person sneaking out a cellphone to record this.

@YoungDymisty

3 жыл бұрын

I mean there are ways to be decreet about it 😂

@raunchymangos7468

3 жыл бұрын

He obviously set his own camera up on a tripod to record this

@wic09

3 жыл бұрын

@@raunchymangos7468 the camera is tilted and moving wym

@raunchymangos7468

3 жыл бұрын

@@wic09 its an obvious joke. why would you think I'd actually think he was recording himself clapping

@wic09

3 жыл бұрын

@@raunchymangos7468 🤷🏽‍♂️ people say alotta dumb stuff in the comments, thought you were one of them

He’s so Serious about clapping his hands, like he’s actually playing an instrument! Lmao!

@deputyshawnburrowitz6159

3 жыл бұрын

He wants to be a part of the musicians.

@liamc1102

3 жыл бұрын

Well we are instruments of God after all.

@terrywestbrook6261

3 жыл бұрын

He's playing the bass clappinet.

@katwilliams2950

3 жыл бұрын

He needs to go to a black baptist church. He'll fit right in

@smoketrail9181

3 жыл бұрын

I bet it actually sounds amazing.

I bet his wife is a very happy lady, with all of those hand moves😇😉😋😄... just sayin'

I see he's using the buttering bread method.

I really don’t know why but the fact that he has a mustache is just perfect

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3 жыл бұрын

Bots

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3 жыл бұрын

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3 жыл бұрын

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3 жыл бұрын

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3 жыл бұрын

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