I wish I could be the first person to have spaceX

@FraserConnell

4 жыл бұрын

Very good joke

@undeniablySomeGuy

4 жыл бұрын

_welcome to spaceXXX_

@CadanL

3 жыл бұрын

oh he did that on purpose- the Tesla models are: S 3 X Y

@MediumDon

3 жыл бұрын

I know this is old but this comment was so funny I made a new laughing sound that I never made before. It sounded like schdgejchjcghhjhj

@eliontheinternet3298

2 жыл бұрын

@@CadanL oh my god how did I not notice

In space, no one can hear you cream.

@transbombsquad

6 жыл бұрын

SaveNoah ohmygidhd

@VelvetUnderground7

6 жыл бұрын

Fuck you, that’s funny

@heather19515

5 жыл бұрын

Oooooooh

@cottontaelle5863

5 жыл бұрын

this is a good joke!!!!! greatjob

@heizo4296

5 жыл бұрын

L o r d

This man wrote the balance arc.

@theguywhotries2899

5 жыл бұрын

The same man who said "when you nut in space, it push you backwards" wrote a story that changed my life.

@TehConqueror

5 жыл бұрын

@@theguywhotries2899 Who?

@jebrulio

5 жыл бұрын

@@TehConqueror Griffin McElroy, the one with the glasses and no beard

@SpookyDeerArt

5 жыл бұрын

different entities inhabit the same corporeal form

@adrianhanson9499

4 жыл бұрын

Digital Wanderer just got this to 1000 likes bbyyyy

Astronut

@extrapressure5146

4 жыл бұрын

fuck you too easy

@c4shguy224

4 жыл бұрын

cosmonut

I like how it's "when" you nut in space, not "if" you nut in space.

@gretaburton8371

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone does at some point

@superspiffychef1923

2 жыл бұрын

You're going to be up there for a long time...

@rosini112

2 жыл бұрын

It has already been decided for you

I love that while Griffin and Justin are grossed out by any intersection of "dad" and "sex," Travis seems to revel in it.

@RileyIsntDead

4 жыл бұрын

He lives for their agony.

@Sip_Dhit

4 жыл бұрын

This, also TAZ petals to the metal episode 1

@garfieldbrooks

3 жыл бұрын

trav is a sexpert after all

@livendus

3 жыл бұрын

@@garfieldbrooks he says that but have you ever seen a degree on his wall?

@masongoser5627

3 жыл бұрын

I also love how they're both grossed out and both immediately go to "I can do it" " yeah do it"

They would have to tell.........Houston?

@blimpusfrobo3186

6 жыл бұрын

Kidd Husky No! Don’t tell them that!

@swordude40

5 жыл бұрын

1:17

@emilysmith2965

2 жыл бұрын

tbf your biotelemetry readings would go crazy… NASA would definitely know

Niel DeGrasse Tyson confirmed this in one of his recent tweets. unfortunately... . . it do push you backwards.

@nibsthefroggirl8205

5 жыл бұрын

"Unfortunately"

@runninggeese

5 жыл бұрын

i think you mean fortunately MY GOOD MAN

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

4 жыл бұрын

Skyler Houghtaling Yeah, well I can imagine Neil DeGrasse Sexual Misconduct Allegations Tyson would know a thing or two about sex as it relates to space.

@Hambonehoven

4 жыл бұрын

You don’t think it be like that, but it do.

@adipocere3340

4 жыл бұрын

Damn

Why do we nut, Master Bruce?

@Justpastawesome

6 жыл бұрын

So we can learn to push ourselves backward.

@jburtson

6 жыл бұрын

God, that killed me.

@cheesewizard3965

6 жыл бұрын

Just to suffer?

Good news everyone, some small animals have gotten nasty in space and a few have even completed their whole life cycle up there, namely nematodes which from the about 10 mins of googling I did tells me I think were the first animals to actually mate successfully in space. Humans aren't aloud to though and astronauts are monitored constantly so theres no sneaking off for a quicky. However there WAS one time when the crew of Skylab in protest to heavy amounts of work demand shut off communication for a day to have a break. So MAYBE though its extremely unlikely.

@FraserConnell

5 жыл бұрын

Skylab fuuuuuuuucked

@thevampirefrog06

4 жыл бұрын

Also worth noting that the married couple who went up had to pretend they weren't in a relationship until it was too late to replace them, NASA wouldn't have sent them both up simultaneously if anyone had found out beforehand.

@alansmithee419

4 жыл бұрын

@@thevampirefrog06 background checks? What are those?

@tabithak.9923

4 жыл бұрын

That fucking sucks, let astronauts fuck!!!!

@SamGlaze

4 жыл бұрын

This is conclusive proof that NASA knows humans fucking in space would create super powered alien babies and they’re trying to suppress it.

when he did an impression of his dad it actually sounded like him, it was very bad, very bad to hear that griffin griffin why did you do this

I started falling asleep during this bit when I first listened to this episode and I thought I was having a stroke

@tonquothegreat

5 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! *finger guns*

I have an actual answer for this!!! I used to live near Nasa growing up, so sometimes my grandpa would take me there and I would meet the various astronauts and stuff. Well I visited home a year ago and for nostalgia we went to Nasa with my little cousin, there I met Astronaut John Herrington, he was wearing astronaut socks and tie dye crocs. Specifying his socks and crocs is not important to answering whether you can nut in space but I felt like it was crucial to set the tone of the story. We decided to watch him do a presentation there, and at one point he said that 3 people could ask questions, 2 people asked questions before me so I was the 3rd and last question. Keep in mind, the 2 people before had asked some pretty deep questions like "how did going to space change your faith" and stuff, which is nice and all but who ACTUALLY cares about that? What I wanted to know was the very question I KNOW we were all thinking so I jumped the gun and raised my hand to ask him, and I quote "I know there is no gravity in space so how do you, uh... excrete waste up there?" To which he responded "you don't know how long I have been waiting for someone to ask that question." And the way he explained it to me is that because there is no gravity, you need gravity both to pee and poop, so they have a machine that you either shove up your butt or over/into your junk and it just sorta- sucks it out. So to answer the question, you cannot ejaculate in space without... assistance.

@KairuHakubi

2 жыл бұрын

that's... definitely not right. shit and piss and cum are ejected via muscular action, and I mean we've all seen that shit defy gravity. We all painted the ceiling white as teens, and we all saw Tubgirl. and obviously everybody who sired a son has taken a faceful of baby weewee during a diaper change. no, the problem is that without gravity, there's no good way to _collect_ your waste. That's why yeah astronauts use special suckysucky tubes. basically a reverse cpap situation.

@MoonShadowWolfe

2 жыл бұрын

Well, we don't need space age technology to apply that to at least one sexual act, but mutually stimulating acts are pretty much out. Excluding the nicest number, of course.

@TheNubrozaref

Жыл бұрын

So, that's true for waste, but not at all true for ejaculation. I mean think about it from the perspective of of physics. Balls are situated below the shaft they come out of. The shaft can be sticking up and still launch semen on earth. Either way there has to be a pumping mechanism in order to lift the semen up to the penis itself against gravity. That pumping doesn't stop working just because of zero g. Now, it still might be useful to do cleanup duty with the machine to prevent residual semen from getting stuck in the urethra, but that's just cleanup and not essential. You can 100% ejaculate in space and 100% it would push you backwards

@4rumani

Жыл бұрын

that's not true for either of those, you can poop and pee unassisted by gravity, that machine just helps to get it contained immediately you're recollecting this wrong or lying and they absolutely do not shove something up their asses edit: a simple google search reveals what the iss toilet looks like for example: it's a regularish looking toilet with some good handles what exactly are you saying they shove up there? it's not like when pee comes out you're merely opening a tap at the bottom of a container, you're actively getting it out of the bladder (fact: you can pee upside down) the same goes for poop, you can get BOTH #1 and #2 out of your body with gravity, against gravity or without gravity

@akosv96

Жыл бұрын

For peeing it's similar to a funnel with a bit of vacuum making wind to force the droplets to float inwards the tube. There's no need for trauma inducing penis probes. You definitely can ejaculate and pee as it is a result of muscle movement forcing liquids out. It would just spray linearly to the other end of the room which is quite funny to think about. This means you can actually aim it like a gun and point it at a woman at a distance. Consentually tho ofc

are you gonna... copulate? WWewewewewe

"Nvm totally flaccid here" Fraser that sequence was your own special touch and I enjoyed your comedic garnish ty ty.

"Really nerdy scientist" voice griffin sounds like Griffin McElroy doing a bad impression of Griffin McElroy

I mean, according to the conservation of momentum, it should push you back on Earth too. Not by a noticeable amount since your body as a whole will have a lot more mass (and thus greater inertia) than your seed, but technically speaking… When you nut it push you backwards

@emrysisscreaming3712

6 жыл бұрын

jesus h christ

@shinydino

6 жыл бұрын

emrys is screaming ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@tmtmtl3089

6 жыл бұрын

technically speaking, the amount of inertia that you have is almost the same whether or not you're on earth or on the ISS. it's likely that nutting in space wouldn't really push you backwards that much.

@joelmattsson9353

5 жыл бұрын

tmtmtl30 true, but what keeps us from getting pushed backwards here on earth isnt our inertia, it's friction, which is negligible when floating in space.

@shinydino

5 жыл бұрын

Joel Mattsson whoops you’re right

Griffin’s impression of Clint obviously isn’t perfect, but that first ‘well uh-‘ just freaks me out cuz it’s so completely accurate

Are you gonna mmmmmmm copulate?

@burningfishsticks

6 жыл бұрын

Greyson *deflating balloon*

@Bi_scotti_5

6 жыл бұрын

Ooooo weeweeweeweeweewee

@MikeAsbestos

5 жыл бұрын

1:58 I'm pretty sure Justin said "Space Jam" right as Griffin jumped in, and it's tragic that he didn't get to land that one

@jesseybarra3408

5 жыл бұрын

I swear every time that is said in the video I read a comment the exact same time

Lucas Miller voice to THB: well guys if you nut in space...it-it push you backwards Taako Taaco, already making eyes at the walking hunk of pink tourmaline that he threatened to tentacle: ya dont say

The "nerdy scientist" take was fantastic, I love Griffin so much

That was kind of terrifyingly spot on because good impersonation and also Dad McElroy would probably say that. Calmly.

next time Clint is at a con for Adventure Zone or something, someone _really_ needs to get him to say "when you nut, it push you backward"

@tentavision5019

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, I failed you

I love your Clint design, thank u for this good good animation

@FraserConnell

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching!! :D

Some nice subliminal messaging at 2:20-2:27 XD

@FraserConnell

6 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I don't know what you mean!! 🤔🤔😂

AAAAAA THAT CLINT IMPRESSION WAS SO DEAD ON

"Why do we nut, Mashter Bruche? So we can be pushed backwardsh"

When I was little I had a friend named Houston so I thought Houston was just one guy with a really good walkie talkie.

@genericname8727

4 жыл бұрын

I thought Houston was one person for far too long. I thought they were the head at NASA or something. I didn’t know anybody named Houston. Thought it was a pretty unique name

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder what's the equivalent of "Houston we have a problem" for Russia?

@emilysmith2965

2 жыл бұрын

“Moscow. NYET”

I did the space math because I know rocket science. If you nut, it push you backwards by half a millimeter per second.

@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick

4 жыл бұрын

Elizabeth Smith This combined with your profile picture makes you the most interesting rocket scientist I’ve met.

@dearestgecko8004

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't even notice the profile picture there and it amuses me how prevalent homestuck still is

@Scufflegrit

11 ай бұрын

But if you nut enough you get to light speed eventually, right?

I WAS AFRAID FOR CLINT

is anyone else in love with the way Griffin described amab people?

xkcd has literally calculated how much it push you backward

@weetdirt

6 жыл бұрын

SMBC

@PandaXs1

6 жыл бұрын

how much tho

@Hellforce931

6 жыл бұрын

this much kzread.info/dash/bejne/mnyM2pp6naXdiMo.html

@PandaXs1

6 жыл бұрын

FUCK

@manukahonei

6 жыл бұрын

Hellforce931 I haTE YOU WHHHY

Griffin's impression of Clint shook me

That transition to sounding 100% like Clint was mind blowing

Justin kinda looks like a Waddle Dee

@USBmi

5 жыл бұрын

why would you say something so controversial yet so true

@galaxygal1210

5 жыл бұрын

Because that’s how he looks irl

Griffin: "When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy." Also Griffin:

I listen to their podcasts so often that I was also shocked at how much Griffin sounded like Clint when he did that voice

Okay but I felt real terror spread through my body with the impression of Clint. Their dad might as well have been there

GRIFFIN’S CLINT VOICE

Ahhhh Clint!!!!!

I want to be the first to ride a horse in space!

Can we appreciate the macelroy brothers improv skills and comedic timing for a second? It's usually always on point but this episode, when they made Griffin to refrain the phrase in different characters... I just really appreciate their talent and Fraser's ability to bring it to life with his animations

I imagine it would actually kinda make you rotate on your center of gravity.

@FraserConnell

6 жыл бұрын

Yo where is your center of gravity if there's no gravity

@jasonwalker4003

6 жыл бұрын

Fraser Connell perhaps center of mass? That sounds reasonable to me

@snipelfritz

6 жыл бұрын

Fraser Connell in your heart

@briana9854

6 жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness your face would meet the stream.

@snipelfritz

6 жыл бұрын

Brian A oh my goodness indeed

I have listened to nearly 400 episodes of this podcast because of this clip. I'm almost at the episodes this is from.

The giant "UNLESS EVERYBODY'S NASTY" I want it. On a sign, a mug, a shirt, a n y t h i n g

this just made me realize that like. say the crew in space wanted to have an orgy... who's stopping them? what's stopping them? the answer is nothing. like what's ground control going to do about it? 'you're fired, we're writing you up, etc' okay well theyre already up there and you kinda need them, so... take back your power astronauts, who's stopping you from gettin nasty once youre up there? no one

Holy shit for a hot fucking second I could've believed Clint was actually there. The "well uh" startled me so bad

the WEE WEE WEE WEE part made my day

Someone needs to do something with the recent “Five Blades” bit, it made me fully laugh out loud (which I do not do often)

I’m so curious: do you use after effects for these? They always look so great!

@FraserConnell

6 жыл бұрын

Okay this is actually pretty funny :p I only started using after effects about 3 weeks ago (first video used for it was Gatorade Weak) I have premiere pro since the start of January (first video using it was Origin of Candlelights) I started off using iMovie, and made all my most successful videos with it (Are you there Todd and Sleep Warrior Justin)

@thatoneKatherine

6 жыл бұрын

+Fraser Connell That’s awesome! Especially impressive that you made the older ones look so good without after effects! One day I hope to edit that well!

Sperm 1: Can't wait to be my country's president in the future! Sperm 2: We're already astronauts

The Clint read killed me...

my battery was at 69% while I was watching this, just thought I should mention

When I listened to this episode, I knew you going to animate this

caught your subliminal messaging, but you got the like 👍

pretty sure there are regulations against space sex. mostly for ethical reasons regarding space pregnancies, i think?

@Crusader820

6 жыл бұрын

I want my child to be a Newtype, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

@robinsparrow1618

6 жыл бұрын

Crusader820 I'm calling the space cops!

@FraserConnell

6 жыл бұрын

I'm space abstinent till I die!

@PandaXs1

6 жыл бұрын

ugh no don't tell me you're one of those space incels

@ZazzilasArden

6 жыл бұрын

Cajer 1618 What about sex that doesn't produce babies?

I was trying so hard not to look like a lunatic at work when I was listening to this part I was laughing so much

My friend. Won't stop. Freaking. Quoting. This. Help me.

Finally somebody made one for this. Bless you.

technically if you're stuck in space you can use your own nut as propeller and go back to the station

"first person to _edit this video_ in space" nice one!

Omg I love these videos hahaaaaa

@FraserConnell

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you!! Haha

Holy fuck...the Clint impression was great.

0:19 I love that you can hear Griffin thinking of an appropriate word to say here

This was a transcendent bit, thank you

Yes this was a great bit! Thanks for making this, great job 👋👋

@FraserConnell

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching dude :) always appreciate it 😊

Shoutout to the full team of female astronauts that they cobbled together under the idea that they WOULDNT have sex in space.... which means they DEFINITELY have a problem with the astronauts well...You know~

the blank in space bit was really good on your end kagnkado

I was literally looking for this clip yesterday! Glad to have it where I can listen on repeat for like 20 minutes.

everytime i watch this im not prepared for the perfect clint mcelroy impression at the end

“I can do one as our Dad” NOOOOO

3:48 Lucas Miller

Thank you. This bit made me lol.

it's worth pointing out he never specifies "in space."

@ignaciogmartinho

3 жыл бұрын

THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH

history repeats itself 😌 hello everyone from the latest d20 adventuring party

I love this!! My only problem is the misspelling of Rubik's cube but that's just a pet peeve of mine

I cant believe they got Lucas to say that line aha

Blessed bit, blessed animation

Me, screaming: Y'all I love you but sex is banned from space

Ok so what PROMPTED THIS? I have been a MBMBAM fan for YEARS and I still do not know what prompted this.

Kirby Justin is the best Justin

Fantastic

2:07 It's zoidberg's French cousin.

NEVER MIND TOTALLY FLACCID XD

I want to float. I wanna float. I wanna know what it’s like to sleep while floating

Truly a beautiful thing

he sounded so much like his dad

My Dad came in my room while he said that and was just so confused.

These lads are hilarious

The nerdy scientist immediately made me think of Lucas

This Is The Man Who Wrote The Balance Arc

Nice Pink Guy impersonation, Griffy

Can't believe they didn't say "100 Mile High Club"

i was thrust so far past the point of mere laughter that i shit my pants and cried for 10 minutes

@ej73223

6 жыл бұрын

Ragin' Contagion ...thrust.

i remember this like it was yesterday

2:01 RIP to Justin's killer Space Jam joke here

CLINT!!!!he looks so good

this is actual griffins voiceover demo fun fact

Gotta get that Astro-nut

Interesting fact, NASA has a policy of not putting married couples in space. The one married couple that did go up there got married like the day before takeoff and NASA couldn’t just replace them.