"Get rid of the fudge sickles cause he's going on a diet" Hilarious DUDE! Love him!

I don't care how many times I see Jeff Allen do this bit it's still funny.😂😂

@justdev8965

4 жыл бұрын

Every bit of his is hilarious. I can't believe his flow. It's uncanny how easy he makes it look.

I was thinking I’m kind of depressed especially about politics these days. So I’m asked God to help me lighten up, to get off the news stuff I usually watch. This guy showed up first thing. Really, I’ve never heard of him or this channel before! 🤔🙏❤️🤣🤣

I'm JUST discovering his comedy! Man is he HILARIOUS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm an instant fan!

@marshajackson84

5 жыл бұрын

0221serendipity Me too!

@maow9240

4 жыл бұрын

I KNOW RIGHT! Just moved to a new house being without internet for a week. Get internet and this guy is the first youtube video recommended. Instant fan here

Hahahaha reminds me of when i kept a Marie Callender chocolate satin pie in the fridge in the garage, behind all the beer and soda, just so i could go out and eat it with my hands, in the darkness, like a troll, while the kids munched on walmart brand ice cream sandwiches :D

"We've earned grandchildren"

How is it that I have never heard of this guy before today. I have just spent the last hour laughing my arse off at these videos. funniest guy ive seen in years

Jeff Allen was the first one I watched on dry bar and he still is my favorite.

Blessings and blessings and Blessings to you Jeff and families.

😂} " Dry Bar Comedy, thanks for sharing Jeff Allen with your viewers; Jeff is funny ! " {😂

I literally cried. He's phenomenal

Love this. I’m only 18yrs into my marriage but can soo relate to his jokes already with our 3 🤣😂😅

OMG, I LOVE you! Not the way Tammy does, the way a word-nerd loves an ace storyteller. You're my new YT binge!

Always a pleasure to see Jeff Allen

Thank you son for hos service My boy has been 101st airborne since 2006 staff sergeant B Nanos

"We worship the god of miracles. We believe that out of the three billion women on the planet, God has chosen one of them for you to breed with."

@julavaughs1137

4 жыл бұрын

Greetings from Barbados Mr. Stein. That was hilarious

Super! You and all are restoring dignity to comedy!

So funny. Just shared with my daughter. ROFL “See what y’all have to look forward to! Buckle UP!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

My man is so far ahead of the pack...we'll still be chanting his name in 2040.

Oh gosh I love him he is hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣

This man is a natural! I was dying the whole time!!! The woman in the audience 😂 🤣

He’s a walking Home Improvement episode

This guy is a new legend.

Any thing that's not bolted down is a weapon if opportunity.

@bethw7745

4 жыл бұрын

The Pinkerton Candy floss?

@bigdaddydiesel5520

3 жыл бұрын

@@bethw7745 I've had to use it twice.

This gentleman is absolutely incredible. Love his comedy 🤗😄👍

Just discovered Jeff.... had me in stitches ...

This channel is great. Jeff is hilarious! Love how its not raunchy humor, but its still super funny!

The mark of a good comedian.if you can write out the script of his routine in book form and it's still funny.. that's a professional comedian.

Adorable! Thanks for sharing this.

Virginia, we need to get one of those beds with the brownies in them.

Jeff Allen is the absolute best!

This guy is my favorite!

😂 This guy has some other great clips :)

I really enjoy your comedy because there's no profanity, and I laugh until I cry!

Dignified real humour.thank you

Awesome!!! Funny and smart......really funny!!!!!!...Loving it!!!!

Very funny video ! I enjoyed watching. Thanks Jeff. May God bless you now and always. :o)

Yes, when I got out of the Army I was starving!!!

Lmao. love this guy. He's so funny

This guy is hilarious. Clean comedy

My dad was in the 101st Airbourne. He was in Vietnam for 4 years. He came back and got married 6 months later!

Jeff Allen is the best at the "Bar".

Funny story; I’m watching this eating the Cheetos I hid from everyone!!😂😂

@tanyabattaglia93

4 жыл бұрын

How funny! Im watching this eating the ice cream I hid from my kids 😂

OMG that is almost exactly what i experienced with my oldest son at about the same age! Except the food part.

Wonderful!

My husband needs to hear this!

Omg I love him

You're hilarious 😂😂😂

I love his material! 🤣

I thank You Jesus for this.

Jeff is freakin awsome

I hope his son is doing well. I don’t know exactly what demons they’ve seen, I just know it’s some private level of hell us civilians don’t know.

@coreyveggies9894

5 жыл бұрын

H Sunset although I’m curious, I’ve never had the courage or lack of consideration for his feelings to ask my stepbrother about his two tours in Iraq. Maybe it’s better to not know

@Sunset553

5 жыл бұрын

Corey Veggies I would never ask. It seems like it’s too much to ask. Best for veterans to get support from other veterans afaik.

@overcomer4226

5 жыл бұрын

9 months in Afghanistan. A broken engagement. 10 years later finally digging myself out of that hole. Civilian or militaryWhen you're in a dark hole when you're in the pet you can't make yourself dig yourself out. You know you should you know you need to but it's not something you can force yourself to do. I'm 54 now I don't wanna believe might that my best years are behind me whatever time I have left on this Earth I'm gonna make them count I'm gonna make them mean something and I'm not gonna waste a the 10 years that I was in a Pit. I am sure Jeff and Tammy love their son deeply. Best thing to do is to support him until something happens that he wants to change.

@Sunset553

5 жыл бұрын

Over Comer I’m near your age and still working on trauma from my formative years. Thanks for posting about your recovery from war. Life is no picnic but I guess we’re here to do something with it. And you definitely could have plenty of great years ahead. You have time for love, for helping other people, and for looking for beauty. Take care.

@overcomer4226

5 жыл бұрын

@@Sunset553 so sweet. You made my day. Thanks for your encouragement. So appreciated!!!

This guy is hilarious

My daughter served @ Ft. Campbell, 101st.

You're the best.

He is great 🤩🤩

So funny and so true!

The last line was real

Best comedian ever

hilarious 👏🏼

He was hilarious

STOP KEEPING ME AWAKE.

Hahahahahaha great!!!

My name is Tami!!! Lol

for some reason he reminds me of Dutch VanderLinde

hard....CORE! (i ONLY get mad...cuz, YOU kinda GOTTA be this DUDE)

What would happen if he catch a smell of those brownies?

That's all we do in bed anymore is eat. At least you do that much....

Get off of me 😂😂😂😂

JEFF ALLEN, THE REAL LIFE ( WALTER ) OF JEFF DUNHAM'S PUPPETS ......

I hide food. Lol

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

indonesia watching👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂

If someone gets married, they acclimate from being single to being married.

😂😂😂

I kid you not, after basic training I only weighed 125 lbs and could eat 2 whoppers with fries no sweat.

😆😅😂🤣

hahahah this guys good

why does this channel repost the same standup clips

@thepinkerton657

5 жыл бұрын

Just in case you missed em

@RL4422

5 жыл бұрын

I follow them and this was the first time I've seen this one. So I think it's just because KZread doesnt always prioritize them in a way that everybody gets to see them.

101st airborne???

Lol he thinks hiding food is pathetic. You don't know how much this goes on in a ghetto home

😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yes, Jeff needs a Netflix special. I’m tired of the raunch talk. F-bombs don’t impress me, never have. I want to hear more about Tammy and the grandkids.

Why does he pat his stomach

Actually, lovers do fall into your lap out of the blue...I tried being sexy etc like other girls did, to catch loverboys but was too shy and useless at it, so I gave up.And then all these loverboys the sexy girls went after just fell into my lap, causing stern reprimands from our parents, despite my innocence. I was petrified. Of the boys, of their jealous wannabe girlfriends, my strict parents, the boys parents... The harder you try, the less your chances of finding "the" one, I discovered, just watching others' social manoeuvres to find a serious life mate.

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@austinpresley6187

5 жыл бұрын

I'm Austin too!

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Squawking chickens. Not real airborne since vietnam. 82nd ALL THE WAY.

I'm confused, is this guy a comedian?

Get some new jokes man.

breed with - THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! BIG PLUS! 1:21