The one counter to his whole turn is the "lactose intolerant card"

@Humanresouces

3 жыл бұрын

That would mean all cheese and milk type damage are reverted back to the other player.

@druvbopanna5879

2 жыл бұрын

Lactolerant mirror force.

@dionjaywoollaston1349

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what happens when you believe in the heart of the cards

@priscillajimenez27

2 жыл бұрын

Oh SNAP

@-spicy_avocados4678

2 жыл бұрын

“You have activated my trap card, bad gas! Since I have lactose intolerant on the battlefield, it triples the damage and I win”

“Ok, you can stop now. You win.” “No, no. I want to see how much I beat you by.”

@pikapuffin368

2 жыл бұрын

I cannot tell you how many times my friends and I have said this in some context. Magic, YuGiOh, DND, the Touhou TCG…so many “wait let me add up my overkill real quick” moments…

@Borchert97

2 жыл бұрын

@@pikapuffin368 I was doing an OTK in Yugioh and had to go and see how much damage I could actually do and I did 60k damage to my friend LOL

@TheNeilBlack

2 жыл бұрын

@@pikapuffin368 One of the worst things about MTG Arena is that people will concede right in the middle of your really good turn and you don't get the satisfaction of seeing their health number drop deep into the negatives.

@TheNeilBlack

2 жыл бұрын

@GorillaRed85 Yep. Always let them finish. It's the greatest feeling when you get to pull off the thing your deck is built around doing, and I wouldn't deny them that satisfaction.

@RavenMobile

2 жыл бұрын

You're one of the good ones. I do the same thing in Chess when my opponent wants to get the mate, but I can't win. Let them have their fun... and frankly I can't count the number of times these players make a mistake and allow me to get a Stalemate draw! That's always good .for a snicker and head-shake. Especially when they have a huge lead, 7 pieces to your solo King or whatever.

I used to think, "wow what a high production value for this video" but now I think sungwon actually tried to make a cow milking card game and decided to just use it for a video

@joelmcknight9995

10 ай бұрын

Now that you point this out I can’t unsee it

@abbycollins

9 ай бұрын

Actually, the yetee actually made merch based off these cards! I came here from the store, an officially liscened version of Legendairy!

@marceltelang7825

3 ай бұрын

I don't think so because if he was making a card game why would the cards have a magic the gathering back

@bocasuja22

2 ай бұрын

@@marceltelang7825 this is actually a common practice for home made cards,you just buy cheap mtc cards tu use as backings.

@tboiproject

Ай бұрын

​@@marceltelang7825...prototyping?

When your opponent literaly uses a "cheese deck" to win a match.

@werallgonnadi3035

Жыл бұрын

you just blew my mind

@TheLoraxWithMjolnir

Жыл бұрын

you just blew.. me

@Dragosmom.

8 ай бұрын

Seek seek lest?

@premiumheadpats4150

8 ай бұрын

LMFAO!

@gamingwithf1restorm392

6 ай бұрын

I just now realized that that might be the joke here

This is how my mom uses coupons at Walmart: This is what it sounds like to the cashier:

@zekeledesma48

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@supertron6039

3 жыл бұрын

True dat XD

@floorcat7985

3 жыл бұрын

So underrated

@zombieedrea

3 жыл бұрын

former cashier here. this is 10000% what it sounds like and at that point i pretty much just want to give them the shit for free so they'll go away lmao.

@_Stormfather

3 жыл бұрын

As a former cashier, people who do that are the worst and should be banned from the store

It’s all fun and games until the cheese factory does a somersault

@shinysilverstardust

4 жыл бұрын

* sings: "cheese factory" on sweet victory melody because of your icon *

@dieg2063

4 жыл бұрын

Vegans run in fear

@RenegadeScooter

4 жыл бұрын

Yet I have Vegan level 100 because I started eating vegan at a young age, allowing me just enough time to hone my vegan craft. I now possess the ability to summon any cheese alternative I want. Therefore, A SOMERSAULTING CHEESE FACTORY AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME.

@invictus7736

4 жыл бұрын

@@RenegadeScooter But I thought vegans don't eat cheese?

@NuclearRaven13

4 жыл бұрын

@@invictus7736 Some do,some don't.

My uncle is a MTG og and still loves it to this day so whenever we have a family reunion or something like that he asks me if I wanna play a few matches. I’m not the best at it but it’s so funny to see him going extremely into detail explaining his turns. He probably has more fun than me playing it but it’s still nice little memories.

@YesIts_Sam

Жыл бұрын

This was so sweet to read, thank you for sharing. ❤

@kilianfirebolt

Жыл бұрын

My dad is a MTG og he still has a black lotus and some other rare old cards. He used to do tournaments in germany

@Sasuhinagirl1

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like an adorable version of yugioh 😂

@emperornapoleon6204

Жыл бұрын

That’s awesome! I’ve been playing since 2012 and recently got into Old School MTG. Epic format!

@SPG69

7 ай бұрын

Wholesome 100

"now i give my raging bull a big gun and gain 20atk" that's when you know it's a card game

@user-gb2ly2kv2x

10 ай бұрын

Ummmm..... The proper term you should have used instead of "big gun", was the grammatically correct beeeeeeg gun.

@thedistinguished5255

3 ай бұрын

you know its a card game when theres cards

@HappyBeezerStudios

Ай бұрын

"Now I equip my «Arizona Ranger» with «Big Iron», which doubles his attack. Plus when «Arizona Ranger» gets equipped with «Big Iron» my «Texas Red» gets destroyed, which gives «Arizona Ranger» 20 confidence token. I can send 5 confidence token to «West Virgina», which increases the attack of «Arizona Ranger» by another 2 points. Since I have 20 confidence token, I can increase his attack by 4 more points. My «Arizona Ranger» has now 19 attack."

@suspiciousshadeofgreen

9 күн бұрын

@@user-gb2ly2kv2x This would be considered a spelling mistake, not a grammar one, as “big” and “beeeeeeg” are both adjectives meaning they both make sense in that context. Get out-corrected

This the true definition of how teachers want you to answer a easy question

@yadatada5556

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh im dead this comment is actually underrated

@9bladesofice

3 жыл бұрын

What was the author thinking when he wrote this passage? Answer: Something like the video that's crazy. What the author actually probably thought about: How can I connect these thoughts in either a clear way, or a way to look extremely clever.

@user-re9zb9dr4n

3 жыл бұрын

_s w e a t s_

@victory1883

3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to define this as pain to my therapist

@mystic2307

3 жыл бұрын

Pls no.....

This man has created a cheese empire in one turn. How.

@TheSteelSoulGuy

4 жыл бұрын

Its that damn good work ethic

@kekyoin1261

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheSteelSoulGuy good job

@nikkiguchi

4 жыл бұрын

God powers

@bradostrowski4870

4 жыл бұрын

Forget empire he created a cheese Galaxy

@nikkiguchi

4 жыл бұрын

@@bradostrowski4870 yes yes he has

And now, 5 years later, Holy Cow has been revealed for Outlaws of Thunder Junction, bringing us one step closer to being able to create somersaulting cheese factories

@danielcurren2119

Ай бұрын

Don’t forget the cheese stands alone!

@lunondisposable5382

13 күн бұрын

I'm pretty sure there's at least a few cards in the Un-sets that trigger when you spin a card 360 degrees around

I played magic the gathering once and one of the guys playing was teaching us how to play. Fast forward a bit and we're all doing little bits of damage to each other and learning. He then pulls up with some kind of crazy combo and proceeds to spend the next 10 minutes preparing an attack where he's able to literally pick up his entire deck with hundreds of cards all while I and the others are just looking at him in confusion and disbelief. Then he just killed us with one attack, it was fun

@stbd2773

Жыл бұрын

Oh man was it Commander?

@VistilShaiteth

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of a combo in a deck I made. Solarian (0/0 for 7 basic that comes into play with a +1/+1 counter for every color used to play it, and has: tap: double the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature) and Dragon Throne of Tarkir (legendary artifact for 4 basic, and has: Equiped creature has defender and "2 basic, tap: Other creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power." Equip 3 basic) So you get Solarion out, build it up, and then give all of your creatures +30,000/+30,000 and trample, and swing for game. Once got it so high, and had so many creatures, it took scientific notation to display on the calculator

@TimothyGod

Жыл бұрын

It's okay in magic, but in yugioh everyone loses their minds when a mega combo happens

@coltonsmith3270

Жыл бұрын

hundreds of cards? decks don't get that big unless its a noob. so i'm wondering how he was able to pull off that combo before the rest of the table killed him.

@coltonsmith3270

Жыл бұрын

@@stbd2773 commander caps at 100 cards.

The worst is when they surrender before you can unleash the whole combo

@justarandomdude3050

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's rlly so bad, my friends just say I cheated and let me restart the whole game and when they almost won, they quarrel and restart the whole game again

@ChibiTails

3 жыл бұрын

@@justarandomdude3050 Sounds like your friends need to grow a pair and learn some sportsmanship.

@justarandomdude3050

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChibiTails yep, i told my teacher today, card games, video games, even sports, he told me i need to get some real friends

@williamstoneman6977

3 жыл бұрын

@@justarandomdude3050 did you tell your teacher to teach a real subject?

@justarandomdude3050

3 жыл бұрын

@@williamstoneman6977 nah, just a break, our teacher gave us a break for 30 minutes to play

You know it's a fantasy game because the dairy driver gets a raise for his good work ethic.

@captainupbeat6712

Жыл бұрын

Plus, is this guy seriously paying tolls with his own wages? Any respectable trucking company compensates drivers for any unavoidable expenses, like fuel and tolls. In fact, don't most toll roads just take down your company information and bill them? Idk how it works but my guy should definitely not be spending his own money for tolls.

@robinlinh

Жыл бұрын

@@captainupbeat6712 he get compensated later, but this is a one turn kill combo, he can't wait for another turn.

@mymum2775

Жыл бұрын

999

@MrYsosad

Жыл бұрын

indeed it is a fantasy in the western capitalist countries

@armadillolover99

Жыл бұрын

@@captainupbeat6712 I mean, who said dairy driver isn’t self employed?

I just now realized how much work he put into these cards, like he really made whole cards with readable text and everything

@HappyBeezerStudios

Ай бұрын

And they're laminated. Or at least have that sticky foil on it.

As someone who plays Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duelists, this is exactly how it feels every match. I'm NOT saying that ironically.

@Caleb-zl4wk

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it is kinda difficult bc konami can only try so hard to catch people up to the correct skill level before they try online. Especially when you take into account the banlist nonsense they have going on over there 😅

@ZE.brigitte

Жыл бұрын

POT OF GREED

@AceTrainerLupi

10 ай бұрын

D/D/D moment

@PashaandDrosha

8 ай бұрын

Good Work Ethics = United We Stand

@Drago651

8 ай бұрын

Yeah

My friend explaning how to use his shower:

@burrito5673

3 жыл бұрын

what rocket science is going on in that shower?

@qExAi5

3 жыл бұрын

@@burrito5673 You don't need to call the aliens before taking a shower? *In what kind of Heaven do you live in?*

@xardax1095

3 жыл бұрын

i can relate XD

@Roronoa2zoro

3 жыл бұрын

You watch Gus Johnson too?

@jessechung3788

3 жыл бұрын

Finding the perfect amount of degrees to turn the temperature handle so it's not too hot or too cold

2 days later he’s like: “that’s just the beginning of your defeat”

@senpaiazuru5873

3 жыл бұрын

"Just let me have my turn!!" XDDD

@matika444

3 жыл бұрын

"And now that I have 285 027 284 274 cheese, I unlock the cheese skyscraper which gives me 1000 more cheese output and 50 attack bonus"

@10DollarAssassin

3 жыл бұрын

“Then with the cheese skyscraper I can make a important meeting and get 5 work ethic cards and 20 dairy dollars. I then use the dairy dollars to buy the cheesasaurus rex as a marketing technique. The cheesasaurus gets me 30 extra dairy dollars and allows me to build the cheese planet. I make the cheese planet a tourist attraction and it gets 15 dairy dollars. Then I bring the cheesasaurus to the cheese planet and make Jurassic cheese getting me not only a big cheesasaurus getting me 20 attack but it also give me the ultimate cheese. I use the ultimate cheese on your cards to get them on my side. I then use the cheesy impostor card and now I have 100 attack. I then use my impostor to bring down your buildings then that is only the middle of ur defeat”

@senpaiazuru5873

3 жыл бұрын

"Why are we still playi----"

@wakeeb3615

3 жыл бұрын

“I’m gonna go home I’ll be back in a few weeks” “Good that’s all the time I need to set up the cheese marketing phase

"And that let's me play BIG GUN" that sounded dangerous

@jammin2575

2 ай бұрын

Especially giving it to the RAGING bull😡 that is going to end badly 😮

I don't care how many times I watch this video, it will ALWAYS be top tier

“I don’t think that card’s even legal anymore.” LMAO

@emiles8871

4 жыл бұрын

Yu-Gi-Oh flashback

@Jonymankitty

4 жыл бұрын

It's actually a reference to a Magic the Gathering card "Black Lotus". Infamous for being the most expensive MtG card, but literally giving you only 3 colorless mana... but it's also illegal in tournaments

@TheMyuken

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jonymankitty it's mostly illegal because with it and a good combo you can win turn 1 before the opponent could even play

@akio3748

4 жыл бұрын

MTG flashbacks

@drowsyCoffee

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheMyuken That sounds like most of Yugioh's strong decks. Seems like all card games are destined to degrade into pure OTK nonsense

"Somersaulting cheesefactory" is now a term we use among friends when someone's turn gets out of hand :'D

@SomethingBoutEclipse

3 жыл бұрын

What was the biggest turn you or one of your friends made?

@arwin1794

3 жыл бұрын

A 30 minute long chain lol

@seth2250

3 жыл бұрын

@@arwin1794 A guy I used to play with once took an hour long turn in EDH, I responded with an hour and a half

@Jpx0999

3 жыл бұрын

@@arwin1794 did he achevied the chesse tasting phase?

@Elvalley

3 жыл бұрын

I once told a friend if he ever planned to move to the Cheese Tasting Phase. He didn't get it, but the rest of us did.

I remember playing Magic many years ago. I had an obnoxious tribal deck and had a long turn where I basically attacked with my whole board to kill the opponent in one turn... but my calculations weren't correct, my opponent would survive with one hp and kill me the next turn. Luckily, my friend was incredibly bored and went "AM I DEAD!?" to which I answered "yep". "GOOD."

This is how I feel every time I have a good deck with a good strategy whenever I play UNO.

This man really created a whole card game out of nothing for a skit

@Praisethesunson

3 жыл бұрын

He actually did it for 80 dairy dollars

@raycarden7941

3 жыл бұрын

This is an actual game popular in my home country Latvia

@egdaobregon5816

3 жыл бұрын

@@raycarden7941 PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IT IS CALLED I MUST KNOW

@james-ud9lp

3 жыл бұрын

And to promote Magic the Gathering as that is an actual card game

@alexB30741

3 жыл бұрын

@@james-ud9lp ya I’m so siked for kaldheim!!!

“I don’t think that card's even legal anymore” Bruh XD

@NitrousDragon

5 жыл бұрын

@Derek Glasscock Nobody plays standard *willingly. They just sometimes happen to have an all standard deck and of course face planeswalker who also happens to have one as well.

@fcfuturewaffleaha8997

5 жыл бұрын

It was a reference to the black Lotas card

@aidanwalsh6266

5 жыл бұрын

300th like

@kaiservilhelm7731

5 жыл бұрын

I love how the quote implies that the card was actually legal at some point. XD

@PassiveWealth

5 жыл бұрын

666 likes so I must refrain

The Somersaulting Cheese Factory line got me, goddamn that is an out of context line.

I seriously want to play this game. Especially for the cheese-tasting phase.

Dini Mom

@jolynekujobackfromprison744

3 жыл бұрын

Is there such a thing as a Miltank deck?

@atomic647

3 жыл бұрын

would he an abomination but miltank usually sucks in the card game :/

@michaelsauer3179

3 жыл бұрын

I play Moo-moo milk

@chirpingbird5787

3 жыл бұрын

I feel proud I got the 100th like

@prifes7364

3 жыл бұрын

We will get there when we get there!

When your friend keeps doing combos, but you’re new so don’t know if he’s cheating

@mrshadow7085

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@asabrunk47

4 жыл бұрын

yashveer Wassan good job with correct use of your and you’re I commend you

@oathy

4 жыл бұрын

DaPinkBublé why so toxic he was complementing him

@anything6833

4 жыл бұрын

@@asabrunk47 Thank you, I appreciate the compliment.

@kidrenyui384

4 жыл бұрын

@@asabrunk47 he used it properly lmao

"And then the cheese factory did a somersault, snapped the bad guy's nexk and saved the day!"

"The cheese-tasting phase" "Cheesus Christ"

Keep in mind, hes still in the preparations phase. The attack phase is not in sight. The only one that is, *The cheese tasting phase*

@Pehz63

4 жыл бұрын

Cheesus Christ.

@tinle9

4 жыл бұрын

That's a marsala damage

@betatester9469

4 жыл бұрын

Wait,the fact that he has the black bree means he is playing the controversial 1996 edition so if he plays the dairy diner in the cheese tasting phase he can jump straight to the attack phase which multiplies his colorless cheese chakras by 5

@nightmare-ps8mm

4 жыл бұрын

Legend has it he's still hasn't got all the cheeze

@racingflash6292

4 жыл бұрын

Totaly Yugioh online nowadays 1st turn 3 seconds 4 cards in hand 1 card on the field, same turn later 10 cards in hand 10 cards on the field 20 cards in the graveyard 10 cards left on deck, opponent left a while back.

This is every yugioh episode ever someone just starts making up shit and does like 10 things in one turn

@NStripleseven

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty much

@demonintellect9834

3 жыл бұрын

@Luis E. T. A. its is now sadly. Back in the day you had to build good decks to do this shit. Now the starter decks are like "Do you wanna win in 1 turn because you bore your opponent to death because 1 turn takes 20 minutes?"

@jackt6453

3 жыл бұрын

@@demonintellect9834 Play Yu Gi-Oh duel links. Spend 500 dollars on cards to find that one rare one so you can annoy all of the 10 year olds looking for fun by winning in 2 turns and destroy all of their deck because Konami refuse to fix broken decks. I went on a diet to distance myself from that game.

@LumiLunar

3 жыл бұрын

DESTROY THE MOON

@thestraywonderer

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone remember radakai

When he said 'I don't think that card is legal anymore' I lost it😂

Just started getting into magic the gathering and this is basically what some turns are like

We were able to follow with the cow thing.

@Nibbi106

3 жыл бұрын

Put this in ur game

@wyattb.5070

3 жыл бұрын

1st to say 1st!

@wheresmyspegit

2 жыл бұрын

Wow

@CourtneyIsLovely

2 жыл бұрын

Please do this LMAO

@deathzark7632

2 жыл бұрын

Why tf are you here?

*"I don't think that card is even legal anymore"*

@yotamshitrit6820

4 жыл бұрын

-black bree -gives you 3 cheese -not even legal anymore The reference is delicious

@dillpickles3046

4 жыл бұрын

not even 3 seconds lat- FBI OPEN UP...

@zedaddy3530

4 жыл бұрын

@@yotamshitrit6820 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?

@scraplord6390

4 жыл бұрын

*"Only I have one, so it is fair"*

@PsychoDiesel48

4 жыл бұрын

Freaking Black Lotus reference

Okay, but why do I have the urge to play this cheese game now? He makes it all sound so engaging 😆

That was a great ad for modern Yu-Gi-Oh.

I just got into card games and this is so accurate. The fact you have to explain every step out loud really makes you feel like an anime character explaining their overcomplicated attack.

@TrueLadyEvilChan

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I love it so much

@NFITC1

2 жыл бұрын

It's a rule of CCGs. The rules are already so convoluted that you have to explain your reasoning.

@Imadumbdoodoohead

2 жыл бұрын

When you go infinite in EDH it feels like an anime character doing their finisher. Double style points if the combo involves your commander.

@michaelkincannon4482

2 жыл бұрын

"I play Pot of Greed! This allows me to draw two more cards!" me, 2022, a mtg player who doesn't know a thing about yu-gi-oh

@Familiarpossessedjules

2 жыл бұрын

For me it depends on who I'm playing. If it's ny roommates I explain every move since they don't know what most of my cards do but if it's other friends of mine they already know what everything does so there's less explaining more slapping cards on the table

“I don’t even think that card is legal anymore”

@chriro0960

3 жыл бұрын

Classic yugioh

@azathoththeprimalchaos2289

3 жыл бұрын

@@chriro0960 it seems like an obvious reference to "black lotus" which is a magic card. Then again yugioh does have ban lists thst are really hard to keep track of so I get what you're saying.

@burnttoast3925

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, you said a line from the video! Congratulations! You're cool! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@RoyalGhost-27

3 жыл бұрын

damn Freddy is an asshole

@vmycode5142

3 жыл бұрын

@@RoyalGhost-27 for real

The fact that you've kept the cow card game series going for 4 years is amazing

Sad thing is, this is pretty true to life - there are some people on the organised play circuit who are just like this and will lovingly tell you exactly how well they've beaten you long after you've said 'Cool, you win.'

Me : * goes easy on my brother * Brother : you're so bad at this game lol Also me :

@DylTheRetroDemon

3 жыл бұрын

Also me:Well now I am not doing it >:(

@taxevasiongaming

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@lifeisshortsoenjoyitwhiley903

3 жыл бұрын

This is the moment he knew He fucked up. OK I'm so cringe I'm out

@ProfRainestorm

3 жыл бұрын

"Ahhh so you have chosen...DEATH"

@Tururu134

3 жыл бұрын

@@lifeisshortsoenjoyitwhiley903 cringe

The fact that this man censored the gun to get monetized amazes me

@cunucky

4 жыл бұрын

So smart though, one little blur can switch from 0 dollars to thousands. Good catch btw! I didn't even connect the two :)

@calamorta

4 жыл бұрын

companies are weird, 50 years ago they were fine with racism, kids with guns, sexism etc, but now they get pissed for such small things (such as cursing or guns) can't we reach a good thing for both??

@ashclark2337

4 жыл бұрын

@@calamorta Bruh 50 years ago people were segregated and gun laws were out of control.

@RagDollRat

4 жыл бұрын

fun fact blurring and bleeping does not help it says so in the community guidelines

@not4coforyou375

4 жыл бұрын

RagDollRat well rip Gordon Ramsey then

They were playing a card game until the dude start building the entire cheese economy

That was a really good sketch idea, made me laugh. Also can’t help but be hugely impressed by that combo

"Hey, you ever played that new card game?" "Yeah, had one game with a friend of mine." "Oh, so you must know the basics, then." "Not really, it was his turn first, and in that one turn he played half the cards in the deck, built an entire cheese empire and I lost for some reason. And that turn took about an hour to end."

@gonzalosoto272

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@bastion5686

3 жыл бұрын

Modern day yugioh in a nutshell. I remember when we just attacked with 1800 attack monsters, and your friend got 1900 attack monsters to attack your 1800 attack monsters, but then you pulled out 2000 attack monsters, and then they pulled out the 2400 attack goblin attack force, but then it had 0 defence so you killed it with kuriboh! Then they attacked it with their blue eyes white dragon and you died, that was fun.

@ferakin

3 жыл бұрын

@@bastion5686 Ah, remember when Jinzo was like a big fucking deal...

@tpat90

3 жыл бұрын

@@ferakin Good times

@cacsm_

3 жыл бұрын

100th like

Its a lethal attack if hes lactose intolerant

@RockWithAntlers

3 жыл бұрын

Depends if hes asian or not

@TheGobin

3 жыл бұрын

@@RockWithAntlers depends on if the milk is expired

@alfi3d943

3 жыл бұрын

True

@RockWithAntlers

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheGobin either way, he will have a stomach ache

@TheGobin

3 жыл бұрын

@@RockWithAntlers and extreme shitting problems

After actually learning Yu-Gi-Oh, there's a new found appreciation for this.

you gotta love when all the sudden your friend starts playing with themselves and you're just left watching

I went to a card game tournament and someone hit me with this kind of combo and I didn’t know what was even happening.

@SuperNeos2

4 жыл бұрын

Usually when this happens I just nod and smile just to get it over with. I don't even care if it's a legal play or not after a while

@ethandonnelly1973

4 жыл бұрын

My uncle taught me some yugiho when i was over once. All i remember is finally getting a grasp on the game and then he used Kuribo and buff cards to kick my ass. Fucking kuribo.

@zetokaiba5867

4 жыл бұрын

@@ethandonnelly1973 Kuriboh negates attacks so you tripping dawg

@diveinstructordaniel1095

4 жыл бұрын

Ethan Donnelly hah i once got otk‘d by an exodia Deck in the first turn

@zetokaiba5867

4 жыл бұрын

@@diveinstructordaniel1095 That's not a otk it's called a Ftk(First turn kill), but most people call it getting Exodia'd .

Legend says he's still preparing his move to this day

@tassv5909

3 жыл бұрын

the cheese would have surely expired.

@toonlinkssbb515

3 жыл бұрын

@@tassv5909 jokes on you since it became expired cheese he is able to play fungi to compost to then start the forest growing phase

@tassv5909

3 жыл бұрын

@@toonlinkssbb515 😂 nature always wins damnit.

@slunky6269

3 жыл бұрын

Wait how much atk does he have right now I think it's over a thousand

@dabest8777

3 жыл бұрын

Well he actually cheated as he entered the cheese tasting phase with 9 cheese chakras when you need 10 and there’s no way to get more black Brie as even before the card was banned it was super rare so a deck can only have like 1 black Brie, and yes he could get lucky and play a count Cornelius cheddar but with 9 cheese chakras and risking 3 of them to draw your count Cornelius cheddar when you can get normal cheese or just plain or old Brie which boosts your cheese output by 1 chakra for the following turns it is impossible to set up the cheese tasting phase without relying on RNG and the odds are very slim so either he’s very lucky or he has the most powerful cheese in Dairy the Gathering! And that cheese is of course the cheddar whole which steals all of the opponent’s cheese chakras and gives you 10 cheese chakras added to that but sadly only 3 of those cards exist. Or he could use the grocery store’s ‘we need more stocks’ ability to change the milk counters to cheese chakras although that is dicey he does have a good work ethic dairy driver which could increase the probability unless the opponent played a rotten cheese which makes it so that the other player can’t make any milk counters into cheese chakras. Then of course the cheese tasting phase leads to the cow apocalypse phase which then turns into the dairy revolution phase which turns into the dairy civil warfare phase that if done correctly could lead to the destruction of the planet final phase which eliminates the opponent and yourself (unless they have space cows which gives foam milk counters that can by pass the rotten cheese’s ability) but he won’t be able to do that in like the first turn! Right?

ITS BACK

I'm guilty of being exactly like this I spend hours thinking up strategies for my decks and you bet I'm gonna spend my time basking in the glory of me actually pulling my combos off.

Friend: cmon lets play a game the rules are simple Also my friend:

@homuraakemi103

4 жыл бұрын

Always carry a way around this. Or play fast enough where they can’t do this (yeah, there’s a reason they stopped bothering to make the Black Lotus balanced. Not even discarding your hand completely invalidated free mana)...

@50subswithnovids28

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: You don't have any friends

@dillpickles3046

4 жыл бұрын

Me: wait wat

@robertdicke7249

4 жыл бұрын

I just taught someone how to play and within 1 hour they were just as capable with my decks as I am, the implications of which terrified me as it either proved my ineptitude or i may have created a monster and put him on the war path.

Man, I miss Magic. It's that moment when you're holding up a full hand, you get a dumb little smirk on your face, you take a deep breath and start with "Okay..." and everyone at the table sighs and groans.

@Valtharr

5 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT! I didn't expect to see you here, Arlo!

@bluerious5475

5 жыл бұрын

Arlo WOAH! Arlo, you’re here! You watch Pro ZD?

@_traximundar_3165

5 жыл бұрын

There is a special place in hell for super complicated and long combos players

@connorinfinity7486

5 жыл бұрын

Well i certaintly didn't know you were into this kinda stuff, arlo

@arieltkotz4877

5 жыл бұрын

Then go play arena! It's really that good.

This has got to be my favourite video on KZread. I keep forgetting about it and every so often KZread recommends it to me and it makes my night 😂

You really milked that last turn. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. ..I'll see myself out.

I love the description for Big Gun "it's a big-ass gun, double attack, bitch" and Good Work Ethic "good job"

@toastytoad8154

2 жыл бұрын

Wait, how do you know? The description was censored.

@calb9448

2 жыл бұрын

@@toastytoad8154 When he gives Dairy Driver a raise, you can see the gun card in the upper right corner of the screen, uncensored

@FlurarInuyi

2 жыл бұрын

Black Brie literally just said "holy shit"

@stas4017

2 жыл бұрын

even better, it says "... double attack, bich"

@toastytoad8154

2 жыл бұрын

@@stas4017 Ever so coincidentally, I had a dream yesterday where i said b*tch without a "t." Completely pointless, but interesting nonetheless.

He really milked his opponent's patience.

@jewelfoxgaming873

2 жыл бұрын

HA

@kitsunefire1

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@play3r.wav.

2 жыл бұрын

shut up and take my like

@naqidoesps4

2 жыл бұрын

That was a pretty cheesy pun

@Vertig0horizon

2 жыл бұрын

@@naqidoesps4 utterly ridiculous, really

I love how all the other cards have a normal description that tells you about their abilities but the Black Brie's description is just *"Holy shit"*

@MountainMemelord

2 ай бұрын

Good Work Ethics is "good job".

LMFAOOO THE GUN BEING CENSORED KILLED ME, TRULY A KZread MOMENT

“With a somersaulting cheese factory-“ So that’s a sentence that exists...

@apratimtewari4288

3 жыл бұрын

HAHA I NEVER THOUGHT ID HEAR IT

@wp272

3 жыл бұрын

somersaulting*

@JaggedSallad2004

3 жыл бұрын

@@wp272 My bad. Fixed it.

@cyrus159

3 жыл бұрын

imagine the stuff inside just flying everywhere

@JoseRojas-hl7sn

3 жыл бұрын

r/BrandNewSentence

"Oh do you want to try out this new card game?" "I don't know man, it seems kinda complicated" "It's actually quite simple" *Starts a whole cheese production factory in one move*

@Justme-fz1ng

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@MrClaeb-lf7mp

3 жыл бұрын

Ok your turn Sells a rock

@TheFlameHaze1

3 жыл бұрын

This was my experience with magic Never again.

@chrishansen1842

3 жыл бұрын

Me to anyone who doesn't know how Yu-Gi-Oh works

@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028

3 жыл бұрын

You sounded like @ceavegaming when you said that

dude i always love over-extending when i play a card game.

I have shared this vid on instagram to soo many people. This is my favourite thing ever. So detailed- so logical and so damn hilarious. Every single moment.

“With a somersaulting cheese factory...” Dude

@addyrocks19524

3 жыл бұрын

NGL triple tapping being called Somersault mechanic sounds pretty good. Don't know why it hasn't been used yet.

@parisbtw5779

3 жыл бұрын

@@addyrocks19524 cant wait for it to be in the april fools set

@Good_Hot_Chocolate

3 жыл бұрын

@@addyrocks19524 technically it was 4 total taps for a somersault

I've seen every episode of Yu-gi-oh, I will gladly watch 30 minutes of him setting up the cheese tasting phase

@harveersethi2462

3 жыл бұрын

I dropped out season 2 with the Egypt dude

@kimberlyjolley3313

3 жыл бұрын

You mad man

@nob7268

3 жыл бұрын

same

@leonsgaming8123

3 жыл бұрын

I've seen all of the episodes ending with the last episode of vrains

@person3962

3 жыл бұрын

@@harveersethi2462 BRO REALLY? BUT MARIK’S ARC WAS THE FUNNIEST ESPECIALLY IF YOU WATCHED YUGIOH ABRIDGED 💀

I genuinely would play a game with this premise

Who would thought that this video would predict the actual phase of Magic the Gathering and it's billions and billions of counters

@pamelah1220

Жыл бұрын

Predict? Infinite combos were around before youtube

@miraidinelli

Жыл бұрын

@@pamelah1220 who is talking about combos? I'm talking about counters Shield counters, +1, poison, indestructible counter, lore counter, divinity, time counter, charge, energy counter and much more

@pamelah1220

Жыл бұрын

@@miraidinelli You need an engine to get billions of counters. Obviously. You saw a female name, started foaming at the mouth, and felt the need to 'correct' me. 🙄 *leaves chat*

@miraidinelli

Жыл бұрын

I'm think you need to learn how to read I'm not talking about MAKING billions of counters in a game, I'm making an statement about THE EXISTENCE of multiple types of counters. My God, chill

This is still literally shorter than an average yugioh turn.

@Hardboioedhare

3 жыл бұрын

Feels bad man, all I do is play control decks because of how much time I need to setup.

@SleepyVesties

3 жыл бұрын

It literally is. Feels bad man.

@lelouchvibritannia7809

3 жыл бұрын

I know you're probably joking, but part of the reason I never got into Yugioh was because I had to play with a guy who was genuinely like that (I went to the same school as him) and instead of teaching me how to play, he would just play exactly like that and I decided fck it, not getting into Yugiob

@Hardboioedhare

3 жыл бұрын

@@lelouchvibritannia7809 yeah I don't blame you, what I said has a lot of truth to the game, for me it took so long to fully learn the game

@asame5943

3 жыл бұрын

@@lelouchvibritannia7809 It's not a joke, that's just how yugioh is played

Lol. The description for Black Brie is just "holy shit".

@aquaticstarr4607

3 жыл бұрын

welp, it's not even legal anymore :(

@ethanrohde2556

3 жыл бұрын

Good work ethic just says good job

@AtomicFuture1982

3 жыл бұрын

hori shit

@SilentGAMERZisgay

3 жыл бұрын

What does it say?

@eater9494

3 жыл бұрын

@@SilentGAMERZisgay it says holy shit

LOL, you just summarized most of our EDH games in MtG. Love the theme of your cards!🤣

Funnily enough, for anyone who’s played Magic, this is basically how elf ball works.

"It's not about winning, it's about sending a message." -I don't remember who but they were a genius.

@spectre3671

3 жыл бұрын

-alpharad

@user-xj9qc1lx1s

3 жыл бұрын

-supersmily 5

@MC_Parto

3 жыл бұрын

Joker?

@user-xj9qc1lx1s

3 жыл бұрын

@@MC_Parto yeah but I’m pretty sure the comment is a joke

@KoTheCutie

3 жыл бұрын

Alpharad

In one turn, he went from milking cows to being dairy president of the galactic health organization.

@inyoface5456

3 жыл бұрын

Of the *lactic* health organization

@rayyanrafat5547

3 жыл бұрын

That's the best comment here...wait for a month until u get a thousands of likes...

@rsodrealm

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect

@jayinterrobang

3 жыл бұрын

@@rayyanrafat5547 bEeN a MoNtH bUdDy

@taxevasiongaming

3 жыл бұрын

😂

It took me way too long to realize that Black Brie is a Black Lotus joke

Why do I really want a real version of this

i never thought i’d hear “now with a somersaulting cheese factory”

@fluffyeevee383

4 жыл бұрын

I give my Raging Bull a Big Gun!

@Xorberax

4 жыл бұрын

This is the first documented occurrence of this phrase coming into existence.

@Xorberax

4 жыл бұрын

We are literally making history.

@badabing9402

4 жыл бұрын

R/Brandnewsentence

@kirdiekirdie

4 жыл бұрын

It was a tap summersault because it was tapped 4 times and each tap is 90 degrees so you get a full circle.

Other guy: Joke's on him, I have a lactose cannon

@zwest400

3 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you I have the IRS fire the lactose cannon employees with a. Requirement of -5 mana

@leechelle8446

3 жыл бұрын

@@zwest400 jokes on you i have cancer

@ashleyyer05

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is extremely underrated

@leechelle8446

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashleyyer05 which

@kristijan7177

3 жыл бұрын

@@leechelle8446 bruh

Can't believe they're integrating this video into Snap

The fact that he made an entire card game for a 110 second video is just pure devotion. Also please release a full version of this game.

"That's how long it'll need to set up the cheese tasting phrase" *CHEESUS CHRIST*

@OhBoyILoveTomatoes

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Duxxmachina

3 жыл бұрын

Cheesus Christ, Our Grate Lord

@Fossilized6134

3 жыл бұрын

nice

@cheesy4384

3 жыл бұрын

I was your 1000th like

@JosephSmith-eh3uv

3 жыл бұрын

Paraf Scor that was a very cheesy joke

The fact that this all makes sense to some extent shows the massive effort you put into these skits! Please develop a fully fledge cow card game. 😤

@Kanelel

5 жыл бұрын

I was imagining more of a general food industry card game, wherein cows are but one archetype. Other archetypes: animal rights terrorist control, hot pepper burn, pizza OTK.

@logonontrily4161

5 жыл бұрын

Get ready for Burrito Burrito combo.

@jerseyse410

5 жыл бұрын

I was imagining a Thousand Year Storm Jank deck as the skit went on.

@KingFishOcean

5 жыл бұрын

Man, i am seeing you EVERYWHERE right now 😂

@brownky3

5 жыл бұрын

Cones of Dunshire

This is some of the best parody MTG action I've seen. Cones of Dunshire tier

Now this has a sequel

Only prozd can make a sponsored video not feel sponsored

@virdipurbakala9052

5 жыл бұрын

His sponsored video has the same quality as other video, trully the man of art.

@creepypato3984

5 жыл бұрын

6 months late but... What about EMPLemon? The Nascar video has the best fucking advertisement inclusion ever.

@Jack-Anonymous

5 жыл бұрын

Wow. I only noticed right at the end of the video.

@fungusonus

5 жыл бұрын

Russian Badger is also really good at that

@zhihenglee4907

5 жыл бұрын

Yet it is very effective.

I searched up "Somersaulting Cheese Factory" and here I am.

@zaazazza6555

3 жыл бұрын

That cannot be true

@mystic5658

3 жыл бұрын

@@zaazazza6555 it is very much true

@boijone8440

3 жыл бұрын

im sorry but you didnt search for this

@eric_moore-6126

3 жыл бұрын

Why did you search for somersaulting cheese factory?

@cr0wk1llfanaccount96

3 жыл бұрын

@@boijone8440 search it up, I did. The first thing I saw was this video

When your card combo is so epic, even the deck itself whispers, "Well played!"

this video provokes the exact same feeling as me playing 8 cards in one turn in uno (the result of many, many reverses and skips) and ending with a +4 wild card

Can we all appreciate this man made an entire card game about cheese for this one video

@i-am-batman8538

3 жыл бұрын

Moogic: The Grazing is featured in way more than one video...

@i-am-batman8538

3 жыл бұрын

@Yevgeny Allen Kristoffe Alverio Well yeah, it’s a very in-depth game. But he made the card game itself for more than one video, if it was limited to this one we’d never have been graced with Count Cornelius Cheddar or Brie Breaker

@comicfan8350

3 жыл бұрын

I want to buy this so fucking bad.

@SlushieKing1989

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ackee39

3 жыл бұрын

this got 1k likes what im just happy enough people still watch this for a recent comment to get 1k in 2 weeks lol

It's a shame they had to ban Black Brie, but it's easy to see why.

@autismandgaming4532

3 жыл бұрын

i really did enjoy the colourless cheese chagra based decks when they were allowed, they added an all new layer to the metagame. it's just too bad the somersaulting cheese factory strategy was over used & nigh impossible to counter leading to black brie's ultimate ban

@calvinplayz7988

3 жыл бұрын

Autism And Gaming yeah those were the good old days now it’s over taken by brown cow + smooth cheese

@lutriss

3 жыл бұрын

@@autismandgaming4532 charkra*

@tesswinker2482

3 жыл бұрын

Waiting for Grilled Cheesus to counter it.

@tesswinker2482

3 жыл бұрын

@Peter H. Tezla Sounds gouda! Dairy special!

This is an accurate description of Magic: the Gathering.

"With a somersaulting cheese factory" -Sun Tzu, the Art of War

@finnjkr2540

2 жыл бұрын

Monke I will help you get to 10k subs

@Duchess_Van_Hoof

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty close to my understanding of the book.

@brothersandsistersofvalhalla

2 жыл бұрын

"This is the Art of War." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

@breadspoon7371

2 жыл бұрын

@@finnjkr2540 dont

@isupportsparlodad6356

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/l4l22ryvh62rkrA.html

This doesn't make any sense. Why does his Dairy Driver have to pay for the Toll Gates with his own Raise to do his job?

@niconicer6463

4 жыл бұрын

Because the company is cheap

@casanovafunkenstein5090

4 жыл бұрын

Because he works in America and his workplace doesn't have a union

@honeyhoney6920

4 жыл бұрын

'Cause he lives in a cruel world

@dedynsied

4 жыл бұрын

If Cheap Company is on the board, the opponents company can't Pre-pay for job based expenses. He probably played it before they started recording.

@abbaszaffarkhan1872

4 жыл бұрын

Casanova Funkenstein goddamn ‘muricans

That one friend on his second turn:

(quadruple taps card to turn back into untapped state) "You want anything for lunch?" "...some cheese?"

The part where he tapped the cheese factory in a circle fucking killed me. clipped.

@loooongneck

Жыл бұрын

“And now with a somersaulting cheese factory” 😂

@aqworldstw977

Жыл бұрын

@@loooongneck 😂😂😂

@blubblubwhat

11 ай бұрын

I was wondering if that was a real thing

@user-nx5eg5ul7r

8 ай бұрын

how are you typing this if you're dead?

@Naruto200Man

8 ай бұрын

@@blubblubwhat some traditional card games do have card flipping/rotation in them, though I know nothing about magic spesifically and my knowlege of Yugi Oh and Pokemon is super limited.