2:38 This man reached in his draws to see if he shit himself then sniffed the hand. LMFAO

@jb22885

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 for real lmaooooo

@Ratking_Actual

6 ай бұрын

If you can't feel or see shit, you've got to give it the smell test just to make sure man.

@LubukTupah_3gp

6 ай бұрын

You see that too? 😂😂😂

@RotatableHorse

6 ай бұрын

I'm sure I saw brown.

@y_sqare

6 ай бұрын

​@@RotatableHorsewell thats cus he is brown

Citizens handling criminals .... togetherness .... warms my heart

@Anglo_Saxon1

5 ай бұрын

There appears to be a common theme with all these thieves 😂

@nemosdadmarlin5916

5 ай бұрын

@@Anglo_Saxon1 the (western) world isn't ready for such logic

@AdamOwenBrowning

5 ай бұрын

@@Anglo_Saxon1 "The Eternal Anglo" making this kind of statement is rich innit The Marine is black, the firearm owner who prevents the porch-thief is black. 3/4 the construction team tying the thief up are black. The clothes thief is white, and the guy who was robbed by whitey... is black. There's something in common with the dudes dishing out justice too. 13/52 ain't a lie but it doesn't account for black people who prevented a crime. From one Englishman to another, don't be a knobhead in public about national affairs in foreign countries It's a shitty culture, as if Irish and later Italians weren't basically stuck in this exact same cultural failure in the last two, two n half centuries. But wait, do you think *they're* white? was there a common racial theme among many of the thieves of the 16th and 17th century? ofc there was, and it didn't have some higher significance lol.

@amzarnacht6710

4 ай бұрын

@@nemosdadmarlin5916 You mean... isn't ready for the TRUTH? It's been beating them about the face for years yet they do nothing...

@LiquidSnakeSSJ4

18 күн бұрын

@@Anglo_Saxon1 why are they all black???🤔

It is crazy what YT will not allow uploaders to show anymore. I miss 2009 YT so much. Before "influencers" & personalities.

@MrClarkworld

6 ай бұрын

Aww poor baby...cry about the app ur using on the app itself... want a 🍼🍼 for that?

@MoDeegroes

6 ай бұрын

@@MrClarkworld lol. What are you, a white knight for YT? 🤣🤣🤣 weird

@ChristiannKing-dk9go

6 ай бұрын

You joined last year not in 2009 wym?

@MoDeegroes

6 ай бұрын

@@ChristiannKing-dk9go this is like my 15th account, Detective. They keep canceling my accounts for "community guideline violations" based on comments. Thank you for proving my point.

@MoDeegroes

6 ай бұрын

@@ChristiannKing-dk9go youre like the 2nd guy to have a problem with what was a pretty "nothing comment" i made. Do u work for YT or something? But please let me know what u have to say about my first reply to you. Im now curious. Thanks

Them tying the man to the scaffold is too funny 😂😂😂😂

@Kastigatr

6 ай бұрын

when "hold that L" is taken to the next level. Look at how they got dude tied up! 🤣🤣🤣

@Ratking_Actual

6 ай бұрын

Reminds me of some guy I saw in thailand, they taped his ass to a traffic light in the middle of the street after he tried stealing their shit 🤣wrapped him in plastic and shit like he was takeout.

@ProduktOfEv0lution

6 ай бұрын

dont fuck with construction workers

@CHAYSE333

6 ай бұрын

They Spider-Man his ass 😂

@jdjd9935

6 ай бұрын

​@@Kastigatrkinky ish

Damn, that dude with the exploding package shit himself and actually checked his ass and smelled his hand!

@AutoYoung

6 ай бұрын

All for laughs since it was a skit…

@sataneatsass

6 ай бұрын

its literally a skit wym

@petergraves9006

6 ай бұрын

@@AutoYoung So you know them?

@AutoYoung

6 ай бұрын

@@petergraves9006 Nah, I’m just not an idiot and have seen it SEVERAL times before over the years…

@petergraves9006

6 ай бұрын

@@AutoYoung i am an idiot 🥺

Props to the one dude who stopped the thief so the old fella could teach him a lesson. 😊

@FlintF

6 ай бұрын

Looks and sounds like France or Belgium: "Je te tue! JE TE TUE!" :)

@xaelmizu

6 ай бұрын

@@FlintF yes it's in france, the old man was asking the robber where was his wallet

Those construction workers would’ve made Spider-Man very proud 😂😂 that’s His style

@guwopramirez

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@martinkuliza

6 ай бұрын

Don't fuck with people who have Hi Viz We have Rope Duct Tape Measuring Tape DO NOT!!!! Fuck with us LMFAO my only greivance is that WE DIDN'T GET TO SEE THE REACTION OF THE COP WHEN HE CAME TO THE CONSTRUCTION SITE AND WAS LIKE................................WTF ??? lol The construction workers probably said on the police report yeah umm, he was trying to break into a car and he ACCIDENTALLY got tangled in some rope and duct tape and and managed to trap himself on the scaffolding LOL

6:30 bro just straight up sold out his gang in less than 2 minutes 🤣🤣🤣

@debdaceleb2125

5 ай бұрын

Not his gang if they robbed him first

@jamiehillery1119

3 ай бұрын

They probably beat his a** for snitching.

People dealing with criminals their own way. Warms my fucking heart.

You ain't sorry for stealing, you're sorry bc you got caught.

2:00 Porch thief's accomplice drove off when the rifle was visible. 🤣

@JesseJamezz

4 ай бұрын

That's how it's done in Detroit..

That convenience store thief really got his ass whooped pretty bad and he really said "can I get a soda though?" 😆😂🤣😭 Bruh

@Gichure01

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@michaelotieno6524

5 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jozensenz

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 a soda for whooping his ass 😂😂😂😂

1:47 “Mhmm. Put my sh*t back on this f*ckin porch!” 😭😭 Unc wanted all the smoke 🤣🤣

2:38 !! that bomb literally scared the shit out of him 😂😅😂 i was cracking up!!

@fabiandivine7456

5 ай бұрын

😂😂

@mr.electronx9036

2 ай бұрын

amzing huh 😭😭🤣🤣

They should have arrested the dude recording the guy stealing cigarettes. He was straight up an accomplice and help the thief get away!

@PSALTISK

6 ай бұрын

Saying over and over nothing you can do. Well MEN actually stood up for once against these crimes.

@malcomx1924

2 ай бұрын

Didyou hearhis accent? Heisn’t even supposed to be here, and is already defending thecriminals.

@JackSeries44

Ай бұрын

Tipical black people.

The problem is these thieves were not properly taught a lesson. So they will go and rob someone else and probably hurt the victims in the process.

@anarchy_79

4 ай бұрын

Seems like they were taught a pretty damn clear lesson what're you on about

7:36 holy shit, mans got the damn extended-extended mag lmao

@silhouettefades

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 I saw that too

It’s FORMER marine dude. Anyway, I love how the dude shit himself and went to digging in his butt to sniff it 😂 😂

@Gichure01

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

2:26 bro just humiliated the their in the most funniest ways possible 🤣 😂 😭 💀 😆 😅

That one dude "I bought these yesterday" then "I don't have anything to change into" followed by another "I bought these yesterday."

“I shit myself” “Dirty ass 🥷” 😂

Store robber is hilarious! Camera man says “ain’t nothing you can do “! Store workers say F that! Broom stick justice ensued!🤣👍

@mufasta8322

6 ай бұрын

He really said "can I get a soda though?" 😆😂🤣😭

Props to u bro. U combine different ideas under the same umbrella…to the point that I’ll watch almost anything u post and leave a 👍 That takes skill. Like a rapper that can change his style while keeping the same core fans AND adding new fans. I love to see my young brothas do well. God bless 🙌🏼

@santosmadrigal3702

6 ай бұрын

Did I just see that ? The porch pirate struck his finger down his shorts and smelled his finger .

@derrickstone4030

6 ай бұрын

@@santosmadrigal3702 facts! 😂

cameraman never dies and is even strapped

8:50 never seen someone rub their nose like a junkie so many times

@N8_Lee

6 ай бұрын

Trying to get those coke drips dawg...😅😅😂

@sataneatsass

6 ай бұрын

opiate withdrawal makes your nose run like crazy. they prob ARE a junkie and their nose is itchy.... bc giggle powder.

@Wecanhelp

6 ай бұрын

@@N8_Lee he cant afford no coke

@jjstratford

5 ай бұрын

Trying to look like he sells powder.

what we have here is: *A BUNCH OF DIIIIIINDOOS!*

@NotOnDrugs

6 ай бұрын

*hE wUz A gOoD bOy. He DeEnDoO nUfFiN & hEs A fAmIlY mAn & gOt AlL sTr8 A's & LoVeS hIs GrAnDmA.*

@JackSeries44

Ай бұрын

He was on his way to church.

The guy with the turban and stick who sorted out the thief with the wheelie bin full of smokes was my kind of citizen.

Art is alive... The flash bang package... The guy tied to the scaffolding... That is art. Bravo!

bros wearin a purple shiesty 😂😂😂

6:14 buzz lightyear doing side missions😭😭🙏🙏

The bomb 💣 explosion package 📦 haddd me😂😂😂😂😂

Construction guys tying up that young black buck on min 4 = Hilarious!!! :) A special thanks to all those guys for truly humiliating that young man. I wish I could buy you guys all a beer and diner ! lol WELL DONE!!! lol This exactly what I needed to see on Christmas day :D

@terejosh13

4 ай бұрын

would have been a good comment if it wasn't racist asf damn dude were those your ancestors in Mississippi burning?

@katodd2925

18 күн бұрын

The construction workers were black too, who stopped the theif. you left out that part and only said the thief was black 🙄

In the full video of the 7-Eleven thief, he gets hit 32 times with a broom handle. Booya

"I wasn't stealing, I was just checking it out!" Uh huh. Normal people don't go into someone else's wallet to check it out. Honest people don't go into other people's belongings.

@jacklow9611

5 ай бұрын

Nor do they break a car window to "check it out".

@NondescriptMammal

5 ай бұрын

He just really likes checking things out, man.

impressive scenes.. !! Thanks, great video, I watch it with respect to all the hardships I never had to endure growing up.

Can i get a soda 😂💀 thats enough internet for the day

Bro was looking like a Spider-Man villain the way he was tied up lol

He said "I shit myself" 🤣 💀 😂

They tied him to the scaffolding! 🤣

gotta love the MYOB culture, not minding their own business when their own is involved.

@sataneatsass

6 ай бұрын

...yeah because you just said "when their own is involved". The statement is "MIND. YOUR. OWN. BUSINESS".

@echoecho6445

6 ай бұрын

@@sataneatsass read it again, you may understand it..

This shit is funny as hell

Those construction workers got that dude hanging like a piñata!! Lol

The guy in Stockton got the shit beat out of him by the store guys. He also got arrested. Tough shit.

😅 loved all the videos! Its refreshing to seeing all of them from all countries.

@modems8092

6 ай бұрын

all countries ? It looks that almost all of them are africans...

Never leave anything in a car unattended. Including your kids!

I really dont understand why they censor there's literally videos on KZread with guns and fights. . ...

@lordsesshomaru8561

2 ай бұрын

Bc they want money

The guy that got beat with the broom stick ay 7-11 😂😂

"its a stick man can you even drive a stick?" LOL

@tjlovesrachel

2 ай бұрын

He gunna learn in prison

I tried watching your video but I can't get past the censorship

i see a pattern there......

@yash.mahadik

27 күн бұрын

Me too

@vinniesiftheads3650

20 күн бұрын

Guys with guns get their shit back more efficiently?

@sriramkrishnan1397

18 күн бұрын

All blacks 😂

@deeazz777

15 күн бұрын

It happened during daylight hours? (Sarcasm laid a bit thick...)

@moisesall6712

12 күн бұрын

Dont say it😂

The California crew, nothing you can do. Employees: The fuck we can't

Dude got tape to a construction site such a piece of art

1:51 I love how his friends just drove off

@Icomthrutrim

6 ай бұрын

L friend😂😭

@AutoYoung

6 ай бұрын

It was a skit. TheTurners on KZread

@sataneatsass

6 ай бұрын

little bro is literally the type to find a misleading video and then go on a fucking 10 hour tyraid, trying to reply to all of the comments to "make a point" bro stop jerking your ego off. we get it. Someone else told you about it, so now you're trying to act like you knew about it originally. the superiority complex you have is beyond fucking asinine lol.@@AutoYoung

The audacity on my mans to rob the store for cigarettes and then asks for a soda after the beat down 🤣😂

Thats crazy, the porch pirates peoples bounced on him wen ole boy came out with the rifle. Lmao

*swipes a finger on his ass* "I shit myself" Priceless LMFAO!

1:16 someone who puts up their guard for once, he got experience.

That's what it's come to in America, they have to punish the criminals alone because the DA will just dismiss the charges. I live in Indonesia, and I'll tell you right now if you commit a crime here you will pray the police catch you before the citizens catch you.

@bt6496

6 ай бұрын

Very true ,,, I spent a lot of time overseas in the Military and the way crime is punished over there is way more severe than in the states , Americans need to adopt some of these punishments if they ever expect to get a handle on crime again. Criminals here know nothing will happen in the court system and they’ll likely walk free

@stephs5530

6 ай бұрын

@@bt6496 100% correct. They have no fear of the law anymore in America

nahh i died bro when the stun grenade went off in the package

Its crazy how they say i wasnt trying to steal your shi when clearly they did😂😂😂

2:38 Did this mf really just smell his azz? Wtf? 😂 was checking to see if he shyt himself?! Lololol tf?! 😂😭

The flashbang in the Amazon package made me laugh so hard, I woke up my family.

@Justwiz286

4 ай бұрын

It was dang funny as hell 🤣🤣

@thefragmaster

4 ай бұрын

@@Justwiz286 FR THO 🤣

😂😂That Marine turned into The Unabomber!

11:46 "man can I get a soda please" 😭😭😭

Back when i was in my 20s i looked into all the things that a thief has to do just to have a prayer of not getting busted every time and factored the amount of work vs the typical returns from stealing and concluded that; on average, a thief needs to work as long and hard to steal as he does to earn the same amount of money earning an honest wage.

Happy Black History Month JO

@pankajsuthar2855

Ай бұрын

Factos 💯

2:32 bro the dude check if he 💩 himself

The porch pirate in the second vid had me rolling! The get away car got away as he got caught! Oh, yes: the honor among thieves! 🤣

Why did you blur out the AR-15? What are you afraid of? Pfff

@user-hs6zc7pv1x

Ай бұрын

It wasn't an AR - 15 dumbass

@CancelHappiness

Ай бұрын

You don't know how youtube works, huh😅

Regarding the store owners stopping the guy from stealing the cigarettes, fuck the guy recording saying to let him do it and there is nothing they can do.. fuck that.. dude is part of the problem not the solution. How would he react if this same thief came to his house and started helping himself to his personal items… I’d bet he wouldn’t let him steal a thing

At 2:20 that guy looked like he was checking his drawers, like he shat him self lmao 😂

Blurring the images is woke . Down vote

he's mates left him posted... took strait off in the car 😂😂😂

Omg… he made dude strip down AND leave in his socks and underwear 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

2:38 im fucking dying hahahahaha

04:17 he pulled a George Constanza..😂😂 wearing the other guys clothes.🤦‍♂️😂

The first one lmao “Um hmm. Put my sht back!” 😂😂😭

2:38 "I shit on myself"

The intro is so satisfying lmaoo

11:30 He got two hands and two legs but don't have brain and dignity.

He said he shitted on his self 😩😭 lawd have mercy 🙏🏾🙄 fix it Jesus

Yō. lol. About 10:28 that thief, "F"ed up. He robbed a Sikh. Sikhs are the Kindest people. Kindness is part of their Faith. But they are Warrior people. Don't mess with them. Know them by their, Turban headwear.

Great Mitch Headberg impersonation!

😂😅😂😂 its funny when they get caught then trying to explain,😮😳 they tied my guy to the building pole 3:47 you azz is mine🤦🏽

Bro the tussle at the first robbery seems like a meme😂😂😂😂

that third clip had me dying. Dude really reached into his underwear and sniffed his hand lmfao

11:45 "don't do that ok? They shoot you... bruh can I get a soda??" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

We live in a society of people who have no shame!

The second dude has a real partner 😂😂😂😂😂he left his ass to die 😂😂😂😂

nah the dude asking for a swisher outta pocket 😭😭😭

Lmaoo you got comedy skits on here

LMAO!!! Thanks to those construction workers...I needed a good laugh today.

Thats a great man who helped old man get his wallet back

Damn dude spilled all the beans 😂😂

The rug really tied the room together

The booty trap dont play

We had a catalytic converter thief in the area where I live, the only problem is where he was at almost everybody was family so he stuck out very quickly. When they pulled him from underneath the car it started happening fast The thief couldn't wait for the police to get there. He spent a few weeks in the hospital I doubt he'll be able to walk very well cuz he sustained multiple leg injuries It's funny no one saw what happened Not one person not even the thief but I bet he don't steal catalytic converters in my town again.

That Bride back pack at the start pretty dope

Wow..... Dude really had a trash can trying to fill it up smh 😂😂

Give them all 13 loops.