When Tanks Don't Die.

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A situation many Churchill's find themselves in.
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  • @thecoatedloony6738
    @thecoatedloony67385 жыл бұрын

    "You won't see your wife for years, sir!" *"..."* *"EXCUSE ME! YES, HELLO! WE'D LIKE TO SURRENDER IF IT'S OKAY!"*

  • @SonsOfLorgar

    @SonsOfLorgar

    5 жыл бұрын

    That had me kracking ribs too XD

  • @shannafranna3294

    @shannafranna3294

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @thehypospinosaurus2059

    @thehypospinosaurus2059

    5 жыл бұрын

    That made me laugh to 😂😂 😂😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂

  • @soft_er0030

    @soft_er0030

    5 жыл бұрын

    Surrender? Are you a French ?

  • @tiang1493

    @tiang1493

    5 жыл бұрын

    His Wife must be ugly af

  • @wildbuffalo338
    @wildbuffalo3385 жыл бұрын

    "What about the radio sir?" "Yes we can throw it at them, it HAS to weigh 10 pounds!"

  • @tomatoheadfd

    @tomatoheadfd

    5 жыл бұрын

    0:15 I can't figure out for the life of me what he is saying.

  • @_untitled_7633

    @_untitled_7633

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@tomatoheadfd "Well in that case, you wouldn't mind telling me which way to steer"

  • @tomatoheadfd

    @tomatoheadfd

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@_untitled_7633 ah thanks.

  • @_chp_

    @_chp_

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tomatohead FD you must have some shit ears

  • @scootergrant8683

    @scootergrant8683

    4 жыл бұрын

    About two pounds lighter than our tea brewer.

  • @historygirl6732
    @historygirl67325 жыл бұрын

    the poor Scottish boi. "we're all English here" "how dare you" XD

  • @bullmoosevelt4495
    @bullmoosevelt44955 жыл бұрын

    "Well? Like at Dunkir-" *Bang* That was a good burn.

  • @undernerd5824

    @undernerd5824

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Denim Peacock can we stop the briish meme, it’s hardly funny

  • @trolla5125

    @trolla5125

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@undernerd5824 u sound a bit bri ish

  • @freebrams6732

    @freebrams6732

    3 жыл бұрын

    @PiePwner same

  • @andrewcoogan4468
    @andrewcoogan44685 жыл бұрын

    It looks like a bloody lunchbox. You can’t miss it gunner Meanwhile It looks like it’s from the last last war. You can’t miss it gunner

  • @panchemlon3051

    @panchemlon3051

    5 жыл бұрын

    yaay! that was lit!

  • @hoovyplantguy9430

    @hoovyplantguy9430

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well, they didn't miss.

  • @henrikhansen1023

    @henrikhansen1023

    4 жыл бұрын

    Actually - though FAR from being a fan - it sounds better in the German language "ich glaube es ist vom letzten krieg du kannst es nicht verfehlen" And the tone in which it is said LOL Just priceless.... The line actually made me spontaniously overcome my strong aversion to the German language I have had since public school's horrible lessons in same.

  • @isaiahf-d846

    @isaiahf-d846

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Unspeakable 2 FLIP interesting name

  • @k-874

    @k-874

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tbh the Churchill VII does look like it but the Churchill I is litteraly just a Mark IV: -Two cannons -Fully exposed tracks -Slow af -British

  • @buddha3058
    @buddha30585 жыл бұрын

    "Tiny would you take a look at that""you know you are not supposed to take your ships on land right"

  • @DirectorBird

    @DirectorBird

    5 жыл бұрын

    I cried laughing at that part.

  • @swatboy763

    @swatboy763

    5 жыл бұрын

    What do you mean? A ship has more firepower than a tiger! why would we not bring it on land!?

  • @xandercreates6766

    @xandercreates6766

    4 жыл бұрын

    “Now; Steady on there, Buster!

  • @fluent4530

    @fluent4530

    3 жыл бұрын

    I died

  • @DeputyHermann
    @DeputyHermann5 жыл бұрын

    "Should we go again?" "Thats exactly what she said" Im dying.

  • @InitiateDee

    @InitiateDee

    3 жыл бұрын

    "This is uncanny"

  • @humzaakhtar9208

    @humzaakhtar9208

    3 жыл бұрын

    So what you're saying that there as a disappointing bang that left a little impression followed by a smoke and you're quite sure that you werent on my honeymoon? I lost it

  • @mastergojidorah9165
    @mastergojidorah91655 жыл бұрын

    Germans: *accidentally say "Oil"* Also Germans: *Why do I hear boss music?*

  • @RexWort

    @RexWort

    4 жыл бұрын

    No one want to capture a land ship 😅

  • @bigguy1164

    @bigguy1164

    4 жыл бұрын

    the churchill wasn't worth the Ammo

  • @thehumanoddity

    @thehumanoddity

    4 жыл бұрын

    They confused it for a small building.

  • @redfred_0993

    @redfred_0993

    3 жыл бұрын

    THE SOWJETUNION

  • @jocelynndotson7273

    @jocelynndotson7273

    3 жыл бұрын

    Uh oh for Germany

  • @jamesissmexy4024
    @jamesissmexy40245 жыл бұрын

    Hetzer: "Well we've blown your tracks off, so you won't be able to run away again!" Churchill: "I'm sure I don't know what you mean." Hetzer: "Well? Like at Dunkirk?"

  • @marcuscascio9632

    @marcuscascio9632

    5 жыл бұрын

    DUN-BLAM

  • @airraid9614

    @airraid9614

    5 жыл бұрын

    James Lovejoy Me: loads my service revolver Me out load: DUNKIRK NEVER HAPPENED

  • @ImWallace799

    @ImWallace799

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh no what about the French? They did not evacuate oh nooooooo

  • @BigJuicyweiner

    @BigJuicyweiner

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Nervous baguette noises*

  • @temakong5943

    @temakong5943

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@airraid9614 *mag dump sten gun* what did say I can’t hear you

  • @JetBlast-mh5jk
    @JetBlast-mh5jk6 жыл бұрын

    "Jokes on you! We ran out of fuel 2 hours ago!"

  • @zacharymurphy4336

    @zacharymurphy4336

    6 жыл бұрын

    hahahahah *Slowly starts sobbing*

  • @emilioalvarez7604

    @emilioalvarez7604

    6 жыл бұрын

    Omg 😂

  • @nonna0157

    @nonna0157

    6 жыл бұрын

    ( *LAUGHING FOLLOWED BY DEPRESSION* )

  • @respectablebogan3276

    @respectablebogan3276

    5 жыл бұрын

    who's the german voice?

  • @isaiahf-d846

    @isaiahf-d846

    5 жыл бұрын

    slowly just faintly goes from laughter to crying

  • @number1pepsi218
    @number1pepsi2185 жыл бұрын

    5:40 Churchill prem: well its something now they can't move Hetzer: jokes on you we ran out of fuel 2 hours ago hahahahahaaaaaaa Poor hetzer 1 like= 1 fuel for hetzer

  • @m3leewotandwt936

    @m3leewotandwt936

    5 жыл бұрын

    or the Jagdpanzer 38t

  • @ObsidianHunter99

    @ObsidianHunter99

    4 жыл бұрын

    115 likes... *group 935 wants to know your location*

  • @savakiri5870

    @savakiri5870

    4 жыл бұрын

    The churchill ran out of fuel, not the hetzer

  • @coka-cola4622

    @coka-cola4622

    4 жыл бұрын

    .

  • @thegreatdonutpandas8922

    @thegreatdonutpandas8922

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hetzer I did this because you died in the ending

  • @mythical_warlord6474
    @mythical_warlord64745 жыл бұрын

    Legend says that Tiger II is still searching for New York

  • @rimmipeepsicles1870

    @rimmipeepsicles1870

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well, tell them to surrender and to let them travel to NY!

  • @amckittrick7951

    @amckittrick7951

    8 ай бұрын

    Did they find it yet?

  • @judgedread9724
    @judgedread97246 жыл бұрын

    It's the Americans! Play dead and for god's sake don't mention *Oil*

  • @TurqSamurai

    @TurqSamurai

    6 жыл бұрын

    DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL >:( THAT SHIT MINE

  • @jplabs456

    @jplabs456

    5 жыл бұрын

    YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW LET’S HELP THE SH*T OUT OF THESE F*CKING PEOPLE

  • @thecrazypumpkinbomb3663

    @thecrazypumpkinbomb3663

    5 жыл бұрын

    DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL?!

  • @broadside5994

    @broadside5994

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@thecrazypumpkinbomb3663 Oil? OIL? KNOCK KNOCK, IT'S THE UNITED STATES

  • @dbszady

    @dbszady

    5 жыл бұрын

    Time to bring some freedom to this fine looking oil...er... country. Murica, F*ck yeah!

  • @generalcyanide3602
    @generalcyanide36026 жыл бұрын

    The American was the best stereotype ever.

  • @minecraftantian6633

    @minecraftantian6633

    5 жыл бұрын

    and don't mention oil

  • @rex9olm651

    @rex9olm651

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol.

  • @randylay9078

    @randylay9078

    5 жыл бұрын

    Did someone say oil?

  • @minecraftantian6633

    @minecraftantian6633

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@randylay9078 UHHH NO! we....we...said coil!! We need the coils for the secret project

  • @randylay9078

    @randylay9078

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hmm... something ain’t right here I smell oil boy 🤔

  • @ronshirleyiii3183
    @ronshirleyiii31834 жыл бұрын

    8:50 the Churchill crew should have told the greyhound “well at least our tanks can climb hills”

  • @ImWallace799

    @ImWallace799

    3 жыл бұрын

    DUDE TOO HARSH!

  • @thomasswafford250

    @thomasswafford250

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Robert Farris the Churchill could climb very steep inclines.

  • @ronshirleyiii3183

    @ronshirleyiii3183

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Robert Farris the Churchill saw a second service live during the Korean War because they could climb steep hills that other tanks could not, due to their long profile.

  • @Gdayhomie

    @Gdayhomie

    3 ай бұрын

    That works better against a Ferdinand

  • @michener1622
    @michener16225 жыл бұрын

    “I thought we were reversing but that was the wind blowing against the _front_ armor” - squire 1944

  • @insekt8623
    @insekt86236 жыл бұрын

    What she said was invented by squire in 1944

  • @yetanother9127

    @yetanother9127

    6 жыл бұрын

    As were credit cards.

  • @lucariolu4875

    @lucariolu4875

    5 жыл бұрын

    insekt Insekt? Deutsches Wort?

  • @theloneghostwarrior
    @theloneghostwarrior6 жыл бұрын

    "I politely suggest you play dead...just don't move and for God's sake don't mention oil!" XD that has to be the best tactic I've ever heard so that you don't get invaded or attacked by us.

  • @ivangomez9862

    @ivangomez9862

    6 жыл бұрын

    Did I hear oil?

  • @theloneghostwarrior

    @theloneghostwarrior

    6 жыл бұрын

    Legendary Gamer Well fook' , looks like it's like that rush B in the American way all over again. XD

  • @heyitsamy1771

    @heyitsamy1771

    5 жыл бұрын

    Brownie42 Liechtenstein

  • @Sgt-lott10

    @Sgt-lott10

    5 жыл бұрын

    Brownie42 can that stupid oil meme go away it’s stupid

  • @heyitsamy1771

    @heyitsamy1771

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sgtlott 10 trust me that’s not a meme, It’s a Stereotype

  • @howtodefeatisis1015
    @howtodefeatisis10155 жыл бұрын

    9:16 "An assist, F****** *****" I laughed so hard. Gotta love when you bring someone down to 2 crew members in a hard fight and someone runs up and finishes it and gets the credit

  • @north1929
    @north19295 жыл бұрын

    "I'm sorry about this, eh" Yeeeeeeup. That's canada

  • @panther7584

    @panther7584

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol, I thought he said "A" not "eh" as to refer to his A squadron cuz the Firefly is part of A Sqn as denoted by the triangle emblem. For those who do not know, A is ▲, B is ■, C is O, D is lazy D which is D on its back and HQ is ♦

  • @kkhagerty6315

    @kkhagerty6315

    5 жыл бұрын

    TigerramenAnimates Canadian here, can confirm. We actually write sorry on all our bullets and shells

  • @klingewolf6220

    @klingewolf6220

    5 жыл бұрын

    ​@@panther7584 I believe the white triangle is a just a Royal Canadian Armoured Corps marking, whereas red, yellow and blue versions of ▲, ■ and O would be used to identify which squadron the tank belonged to... regardless, the marking should be on the turret of the tank instead of the chassis

  • @panther7584

    @panther7584

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@klingewolf6220 ▲ is A, ■ is B, O is C and ♦ is, I don't remember exactly but probably HQ. I however do not know of the colour version so that's a plus :) I do not know if other Allies used the shapes as identifications on tanks.

  • @klingewolf6220

    @klingewolf6220

    5 жыл бұрын

    William Falls Well, as far as I know, the white triangle is strictly Canadian, though Canada, as a commonwealth country, used a lot of the same markings British tanks used.

  • @DH-uy1if
    @DH-uy1if6 жыл бұрын

    The bit where the US starts roasting the Churchill got me howling XD

  • @Nounismisation

    @Nounismisation

    6 жыл бұрын

    The guy voicing that really nailed that laugh didn't he! It's perfect.

  • @SpeedVaultz

    @SpeedVaultz

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nounismisation Yeah That's PhlyDaily man. Go check his channel out too. Awesome content! :)

  • @alexsassaman1249

    @alexsassaman1249

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's Phly voicing the M8?! Wow that sounds nothing like his normal voice.

  • @rizwandiawalludien4048

    @rizwandiawalludien4048

    6 жыл бұрын

    His laugh gave it away

  • @Nounismisation

    @Nounismisation

    6 жыл бұрын

    Am doing that immediately. Hoo hoo hoo, haa haa, Jeezuz!

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs6 жыл бұрын

    With kv2 this is not a issue. Big boom and there's no more tank.... or city block

  • @lpflore

    @lpflore

    6 жыл бұрын

    Are you sure it is just one city block?

  • @thesupertendent8973

    @thesupertendent8973

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs: nanannanana, the maus does a way better job

  • @alipheesefateburn7502

    @alipheesefateburn7502

    6 жыл бұрын

    It doesn't work on Churchill VII. Tried it.

  • @tarangrube1124

    @tarangrube1124

    6 жыл бұрын

    Or city, come to think of it

  • @anttioikkonen1409

    @anttioikkonen1409

    6 жыл бұрын

    And it is wery big problem playing against KV tanks

  • @damasterchief9594
    @damasterchief95945 жыл бұрын

    “You can’t miss it” Stormtrooper: hold my beer

  • @cdhr6743
    @cdhr67435 жыл бұрын

    "Well I hope she wishes for the final victory because it's not happening any other way" Absolute Freaking Gold

  • @Ajehy

    @Ajehy

    4 жыл бұрын

    CDHR67 - Also the birthday thing is historically accurate.

  • @harrymchenry6350

    @harrymchenry6350

    4 жыл бұрын

    Destruction 100

  • @cdhr6743

    @cdhr6743

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Ajehy Yep, it was the allies birthday gift to her.

  • @Shinieris
    @Shinieris6 жыл бұрын

    "Joke's on you, we ran out of fuel two hours ago! Hahaha... haha." Perfect description of the war lol

  • @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078

    @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Jokes

  • @drewdabom2505
    @drewdabom25056 жыл бұрын

    "And you say there was a Disappointing Bang, that left little impression, followed by a smoke, ARE YOU SURE YOU WEREN'T ON OUR HONEYMOON"

  • @doso4782

    @doso4782

    5 жыл бұрын

    I actually didn’t get that bit.

  • @hotsingleplaguedoctorinarea

    @hotsingleplaguedoctorinarea

    5 жыл бұрын

    Gunner: "No sir, no, should we go again?" Commander: "That's exactly what she said!'

  • @ShadowFalcon

    @ShadowFalcon

    5 жыл бұрын

    Douglas Roempke He's describing his characters sex-life xD

  • @mercedesp.2612
    @mercedesp.26124 жыл бұрын

    4:34 Colorized footage of the first Tiger taken out by a Canadian tanker.

  • @hoovyplantguy9430
    @hoovyplantguy94304 жыл бұрын

    "And if Göring offers us help from luftwaffe again, just ignore him!" One of the best lines.

  • @UselessWeeb
    @UselessWeeb6 жыл бұрын

    We will be lucky to even get 1 more warning about TankFest before it comes along

  • @Sknwlker
    @Sknwlker6 жыл бұрын

    The American mocking British tank was just hilarious

  • @kimskis

    @kimskis

    5 жыл бұрын

    the hilarious part is that outdated british crocodiles were still better armoured and overall better tanks than Tommy cookers Shermans lol

  • @jamesharding3459

    @jamesharding3459

    4 жыл бұрын

    kimskis M4 beat tank of the war. Change my mind.

  • @meki___6881

    @meki___6881

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@kimskis the crocodile was a Churchill with a flame thrower nothing more The gun was simular to the 75 Sherman and it traded its huge armor for speed The Sherman is the overall better tank

  • @2003AudiS3

    @2003AudiS3

    6 ай бұрын

    @@kimskiscomplete garbage, Sherman was basically overall the best tank of the war

  • @zachhaake1635
    @zachhaake16355 жыл бұрын

    "Jokes on you. We ran out of fuel 2 hours ago! *laughter that slowly turns into crying"

  • @justinfloridia8932

    @justinfloridia8932

    3 жыл бұрын

    I herd it

  • @kgb6311

    @kgb6311

    3 жыл бұрын

    I herd it

  • @user-hi8gu4yw4e
    @user-hi8gu4yw4e5 жыл бұрын

    "Wait wait wait stop this isn't working" "What do you mean we're winning" "Hell naw the only thing that you did is just scratch off some paint" "Well you did nothing to use we don't even paint ours" *"JUST BECAUSE YOU CANT AFFORD IT"*

  • @Sarcasmos-ft7gz
    @Sarcasmos-ft7gz6 жыл бұрын

    Allied joke from WWII: When there are silver planes in the sky, it means the US Air Force there, When there are green planes in the sky, it means the RAF is there, And when there are no planes in the air, it means the Luftwaffe has arrived.

  • @Tbonyandsteak

    @Tbonyandsteak

    6 жыл бұрын

    Who would had known???? US had a division force that only shoots with Air guns

  • @TheOwlGilga

    @TheOwlGilga

    6 жыл бұрын

    If that was actually a joke during WWII then I now know a joke nobody actually laughed to from that period.

  • @theodorechill

    @theodorechill

    5 жыл бұрын

    Well the Luftwaffe was a mighty force. Allied planes couldn't penetrate German airspace so they bombed at night. The allies decided terror bombing was the way to go throughout the rest of the war. Hitler tolerated the bombing of civilians for three months before retaliating.

  • @Dronestriketerrorists

    @Dronestriketerrorists

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@theodorechill " a mighty force" *round the clock american fighter sweeps have entered the chat*

  • @yc0003

    @yc0003

    Жыл бұрын

    The actual joke was a joke amongst the German army and navy that if you see a white plane it's British, a black plane it's American and no plane at all it's German

  • @PointyHairedJedi
    @PointyHairedJedi6 жыл бұрын

    "Premium ammunition", the very idea! :D

  • @Dennis-rh1rl

    @Dennis-rh1rl

    6 жыл бұрын

    PointyHairedJedi reminds me of World of Tanks

  • @Smartyvoy

    @Smartyvoy

    6 жыл бұрын

    That is the reference to

  • @kommandantkillcode

    @kommandantkillcode

    6 жыл бұрын

    PointyHairedJedi Squire threw some shade at WOT XD.

  • @foowashere

    @foowashere

    6 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if WoT didn't have premium ammo right now, and tried to introduce the old for-gold-only. The outcry would be on Star Wars Battlefront 2 levels. Really mind boggling, the current state, if you think about it.

  • @sniper9786

    @sniper9786

    6 жыл бұрын

    delete this comment right now before Gaijin sees it

  • @Meirstein
    @Meirstein3 жыл бұрын

    *Planes smash into each other* "Ah, smashing." "Booooooooooooooo" I've seen this video I don't know how many times over the past 2 years, and this was the first time I actually caught that joke.

  • @_aragornyesyes_7171

    @_aragornyesyes_7171

    3 жыл бұрын

    Meirstein I dont get it ;-;

  • @ARCCommanderOrar

    @ARCCommanderOrar

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@_aragornyesyes_7171 rammers

  • @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078

    @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078

    2 жыл бұрын

    Can you please explain it? D:

  • @user-tu4un9zl5f

    @user-tu4un9zl5f

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078 ramming is rampant in war thunder, primarily employed as a valid tactic in air arcade where the norm is to shoot down a plane and banzai into, of course all of that within a Headon engagement

  • @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078

    @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@user-tu4un9zl5f And players dislike that ("booooo")?

  • @southkoreathesecond5055
    @southkoreathesecond50555 жыл бұрын

    2:52 Squire:We're all English after all Scottish guy: How dare you

  • @MilesStratton
    @MilesStratton6 жыл бұрын

    The amount of truth this video contains cannot be physically contained

  • @elysium7242

    @elysium7242

    6 жыл бұрын

    Agreed. I was facing a Panzer 38 in a Crusader III, he'd run out of AP and i couldn't crack his forward armour, so we just slugged the shit out of each other till the game ended.

  • @wwii4591

    @wwii4591

    6 жыл бұрын

    YOU LIMEYS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

  • @Ash007YT
    @Ash007YT6 жыл бұрын

    See you again when the war's over Squire.

  • @007Davis

    @007Davis

    6 жыл бұрын

    Splendid video old boy jolly good show

  • @brodzilla623fordawin4

    @brodzilla623fordawin4

    6 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @lucaswallace7476

    @lucaswallace7476

    6 жыл бұрын

    FOR ZE DEUSTCHLAND!

  • @mattj.7756

    @mattj.7756

    6 жыл бұрын

    Does anyone know the music that is playing from the other German tank at 9:08

  • @Lo-tf6qt

    @Lo-tf6qt

    6 жыл бұрын

    Extreme Velocity panzerlied

  • @tekiic6680
    @tekiic66803 жыл бұрын

    “Now, which way is New York?” What are you gonna do? *Swim across an entire ocean in a faking Tiger II?*

  • @maxedout1046

    @maxedout1046

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ja. Hast du ein Problem damit?

  • @ETBONIFACIO

    @ETBONIFACIO

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@maxedout1046 There’s none.

  • @benjaminpont220
    @benjaminpont2205 жыл бұрын

    “You know the rules Fritz, leave nothing behind” *leaves Churchill mk. VII behind*

  • @raddactcontent

    @raddactcontent

    5 жыл бұрын

    benjamin Maclaine Pont lol, friendly tank

  • @Kurogumo

    @Kurogumo

    3 жыл бұрын

    Directly translated, he says: “You know the rules Fritz, scorched earth tactics!”

  • @AvarikVonNom
    @AvarikVonNom6 жыл бұрын

    This...might actually be one of your best ones yet. Bonus point for the Black Widow btw.

  • @SquireComedy

    @SquireComedy

    6 жыл бұрын

    Subscribe to this genius ^

  • @lancev.o8052

    @lancev.o8052

    6 жыл бұрын

    Squire jolly good I'm subscribing

  • @AvarikVonNom

    @AvarikVonNom

    6 жыл бұрын

    _help_

  • @nathanielhay3714

    @nathanielhay3714

    6 жыл бұрын

    So true. I can watch this all day

  • @beefbaby161

    @beefbaby161

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's getting better and better.

  • @theromaniantanker9895
    @theromaniantanker98956 жыл бұрын

    I shit you not I had this exact fight with a Churchill with my Hetzer for like 7 minutes. He keep on shooting out my transmission and I keep on knocking out his tracks.

  • @comm___4871

    @comm___4871

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Romanian Tanker Don’t worry this happened with me and a Panzer/bfw, then his teammate T-34 killed me

  • @kingblane

    @kingblane

    6 жыл бұрын

    happens a lot more than you would think

  • @cgross82

    @cgross82

    6 жыл бұрын

    LOL!

  • @bravomike4734

    @bravomike4734

    6 жыл бұрын

    Wait , a panzer's a soviet. How did a T-34 USSR tank kill you?

  • @DarkKnightofIT

    @DarkKnightofIT

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bravo Mike War Thunder, that's how.

  • @jadenricca4238
    @jadenricca42385 жыл бұрын

    “Don’t mention oil” ahah

  • @buddha3058
    @buddha30585 жыл бұрын

    When the americans started roasting the british tank lmaoooooooo...

  • @MikeGoesBoom
    @MikeGoesBoom6 жыл бұрын

    Gotta say that's some stellar voice acting right there, do they happen to do weddings?

  • @SquireComedy

    @SquireComedy

    6 жыл бұрын

    Go and subscribe to Mike ^

  • @slapacow8121

    @slapacow8121

    6 жыл бұрын

    MikeGoesBoom Yes yes I have subscribed

  • @insekt8623

    @insekt8623

    6 жыл бұрын

    Has anyone noticed how Mike bobs his heads to music in his stream

  • @MikeGoesBoom

    @MikeGoesBoom

    6 жыл бұрын

    I mean, it's a damn good playlist

  • @insekt8623

    @insekt8623

    6 жыл бұрын

    MikeGoesBoom amazing voice acting btw!

  • @monkeyt1554
    @monkeyt15546 жыл бұрын

    *you won`t see your wife for years* EXCUSE ME!! WE`D LIKE TO SURRENDER!!

  • @sulasaurus

    @sulasaurus

    6 жыл бұрын

    xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I laughed too hard

  • @DuffyTVv

    @DuffyTVv

    6 жыл бұрын

    xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @Crankiebox99

    @Crankiebox99

    6 жыл бұрын

    Xtremeswag YT same

  • @jaxonmanley8909
    @jaxonmanley89095 жыл бұрын

    That DUNKIRK joke That is something the British want to forget

  • @A_Epic
    @A_Epic4 жыл бұрын

    That american laugh gets me everytime XD

  • @FrigatesOnIce
    @FrigatesOnIce6 жыл бұрын

    7:25 "You want to be blown to kingdom come!" Nice *deliverance*

  • @dolphinmeat439
    @dolphinmeat4395 жыл бұрын

    Tank commander: You wont see your wife for years sir Squire: thinks about his horrible wife * Squire: EXCUSE ME! yes hello we like to surrender if its ok LOL

  • @isaiahf-d846

    @isaiahf-d846

    5 жыл бұрын

    his wife's just gonna surrender too lol

  • @unseenreaper2251

    @unseenreaper2251

    4 жыл бұрын

    One requirement for British forces during world war 2 you wife has to look ghastly

  • @raylongoria3565

    @raylongoria3565

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@unseenreaper2251 and you yourself be possibly homosexual

  • @skyraider87

    @skyraider87

    3 жыл бұрын

    Squire!is the commander.

  • @proactiveomnipresentvessel6569

    @proactiveomnipresentvessel6569

    3 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHAH

  • @upsetdoggo5199
    @upsetdoggo51995 жыл бұрын

    “Well shall we go again sir?” “That’s exactly what she said!”

  • @smorgasbord9940
    @smorgasbord99403 жыл бұрын

    This is literally just me in a KV-1 L-11 everytime I meet an enemy KV-1 L-11

  • @beemy.6923

    @beemy.6923

    11 ай бұрын

    Or a Churchill meets a Churchill

  • @HarryL2020
    @HarryL20205 жыл бұрын

    Killed the entire crew and disabled everything on a German tank, it then proceeds to one shot me.

  • @user-me4ie4hc6m

    @user-me4ie4hc6m

    5 жыл бұрын

    Its called German Technical Superiority

  • @feartheghus

    @feartheghus

    5 жыл бұрын

    Didn’t you know German tanks were automated?

  • @killian9314

    @killian9314

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@user-me4ie4hc6m "no, i'm not defending german technical superiority, i'm stating the fucking obvious"

  • @nyl0n733

    @nyl0n733

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is why I chose Germany.

  • @rebelgaming1.5.14

    @rebelgaming1.5.14

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nyl0n733 I'm not as lucky. I could kill the gunner, destroy the transmission, fire 15 AP rounds into the front hull of a T-34, killing almost everyone in it. And it still fires one AP shell and knocks out all 5 crew members. It's one of the reasons I stopped playing War Thunder, the fact that no matter what I did, a Sherman or T-34 would laser my crew with a single shot.

  • @alifkazeryu8228
    @alifkazeryu82286 жыл бұрын

    USS Monitor vs CSS Virginia, the animation, 1944 reenactment

  • @sethmullins8346

    @sethmullins8346

    6 жыл бұрын

    I feel like nowhere near enough people get this

  • @sethmullins8346

    @sethmullins8346

    6 жыл бұрын

    I know

  • @cfdeadpool9847

    @cfdeadpool9847

    6 жыл бұрын

    Everyone needs to upvote this

  • @Sgt-lott10

    @Sgt-lott10

    5 жыл бұрын

    Alif Kazeryu css Virginia wins but neither destroyed each other

  • @vihurah9554

    @vihurah9554

    5 жыл бұрын

    *obnoxious and explosive clanging ensues*

  • @tommzymo1066
    @tommzymo10664 жыл бұрын

    "And we are all english after all!" "How dare you."

  • @Regimentz.
    @Regimentz.2 жыл бұрын

    0:55 "looks like a bloody lunch box" Okay that got me 👌 😂

  • @mishkata348
    @mishkata3486 жыл бұрын

    "we didn't penetrate their armour!"

  • @rebelspartan3714

    @rebelspartan3714

    6 жыл бұрын

    Luke Skywalker RICOCHET!

  • @mishkata348

    @mishkata348

    6 жыл бұрын

    rebelspartan37 "that one bounced!"

  • @emilioalvarez7604

    @emilioalvarez7604

    6 жыл бұрын

    That one didn’t go through

  • @Sladjana971

    @Sladjana971

    6 жыл бұрын

    We didn't even scratch them

  • @thedarkness4820

    @thedarkness4820

    6 жыл бұрын

    You just took of some paint of ours.

  • @user-fj7ig2jq6q
    @user-fj7ig2jq6q6 жыл бұрын

    Squire can’t go a single video without bashing us Americans. I love it.

  • @ShawnTheDriver

    @ShawnTheDriver

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm American, and I love it too.

  • @VulpseiusFox

    @VulpseiusFox

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ethan Well you know how the Brits are toward us ‘Mericans.

  • @Mopars_41

    @Mopars_41

    6 жыл бұрын

    Isn't that every British person that likes to bash on us Americans. I mean especially Clarkson and squiere.

  • @psychomusician1

    @psychomusician1

    6 жыл бұрын

    Its a very British thing to mock your friends/allies. Think of it as a way of affection since we aren't over the top like you yanks!! =D

  • @VulpseiusFox

    @VulpseiusFox

    6 жыл бұрын

    Skyzonix Welp... looks like the Brits are coming... again. -.-

  • @ReveredDead
    @ReveredDead4 жыл бұрын

    I freaking love it. “Don’t mention oil” 😂😂

  • @jnurse24
    @jnurse244 жыл бұрын

    “Looks like a bloody lunch box!” You have no idea how hard I laughed

  • @SlickPlays
    @SlickPlays6 жыл бұрын

    this one was the best

  • @SquireComedy

    @SquireComedy

    6 жыл бұрын

  • @thepainkiller4939

    @thepainkiller4939

    6 жыл бұрын

    Slick Plays That's what happens when you don't have any black screens in your video.

  • @edwardmorrell4751

    @edwardmorrell4751

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hell yeah Slick! You should go and make an appearance on Squire's videos it would be great!

  • @gamehubcc5130

    @gamehubcc5130

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hey I'm a big fan fun time on men of war 2 ???

  • @MagnificentSpeed
    @MagnificentSpeed6 жыл бұрын

    Not half bad... For a britt

  • @jackdaw6909

    @jackdaw6909

    6 жыл бұрын

    There were not enough RBT-5s in this video. I'm disappointed

  • @UselessWeeb

    @UselessWeeb

    6 жыл бұрын

    yeah if it were made by an Irishman he would have had a famine in the first half and car bombs in the second half

  • @tulyar1043

    @tulyar1043

    6 жыл бұрын

    Aaron P. Moore They won the six nations didn't they.

  • @arandomguy8771

    @arandomguy8771

    6 жыл бұрын

    Aaron P. Moore And if a Welshman made this Video it would include a welsh accent because we matter too🐑

  • @iwannabeadoor4035

    @iwannabeadoor4035

    6 жыл бұрын

    Magnificent Speed Brit

  • @StealthySpace7
    @StealthySpace73 жыл бұрын

    Whoever did the voice acting for the American is amazing. It sounded like he was legit about to die laughing

  • @itzdylan7665
    @itzdylan76654 жыл бұрын

    8:12 When you bring your British heavy tank to a battle in war thunder

  • @borisjustboris2984
    @borisjustboris29846 жыл бұрын

    1:22 national geographic at its best

  • @Tyrfingr
    @Tyrfingr5 жыл бұрын

    7:22 "Oh god, why!?" Fell out of my chair on that one.

  • @scootergrant8683
    @scootergrant86834 жыл бұрын

    When the first shots were fired I was expecting a few other shots to complete the Big Ben melody. The first few set it up.

  • @peridot675
    @peridot6755 жыл бұрын

    This Video just made me Transfer from WoT to War Thunder :P

  • @Dopamine621

    @Dopamine621

    3 жыл бұрын

    nice

  • @InitiateDee

    @InitiateDee

    3 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to the Church of War Thunder, hopefully you enjoy your stay.

  • @shinkreytpuylap

    @shinkreytpuylap

    3 жыл бұрын

    I dont have an Xbox Gamepass so i cant play War Thudner and i have to stick with WoT :(

  • @arandomfinnin1941

    @arandomfinnin1941

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@shinkreytpuylap You can play it on PC

  • @smigoltime
    @smigoltime6 жыл бұрын

    2 videos per year? Damn,U gotta slow down I can't keep up watching

  • @sulasaurus

    @sulasaurus

    6 жыл бұрын

    still better than 4 30seconds videos a day :)

  • @smigoltime

    @smigoltime

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's Kapitan Bomba not me xdddd I upload one 30sec video per week xD

  • @mikhailiagacesa3406

    @mikhailiagacesa3406

    6 жыл бұрын

    Quality over quantity.......and it's on my off-day! ;-)

  • @crazymixture57

    @crazymixture57

    6 жыл бұрын

    Still a better War Thunder video upload rate than The Mighty Jingles.

  • @ComradeCommissarYuri
    @ComradeCommissarYuri5 жыл бұрын

    “Are you sure you weren’t at my honeymoon” “shall we go again sir..” “that’s what she said, this is uncanny”

  • @hellohooman6312
    @hellohooman63125 жыл бұрын

    “We dont even paint our tanks anymore” “Only because you cant afford to” I started choking and wheezing on this scene 😂

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn5 жыл бұрын

    Wow, how rude! The Churchill (I think) fires twice in a row! Everyone knows you must wait for the enemy to return fire.

  • @tomholmez1236
    @tomholmez12366 жыл бұрын

    RRReeehhhhh, a world of tanks reference with the pay to win premium ammo, love it squire

  • @jameson1239

    @jameson1239

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tom Holmez yes

  • @unnecessaryammorack

    @unnecessaryammorack

    6 жыл бұрын

    Asif Talpur not true but it is funny

  • @unnecessaryammorack

    @unnecessaryammorack

    6 жыл бұрын

    Asif Talpur then you should know that "premium" ammo isn't bought for gold anymore

  • @monkeyfan250

    @monkeyfan250

    6 жыл бұрын

    man people keep taking my jokes XD, anyways that reference though XD

  • @TheCaptainSplatter

    @TheCaptainSplatter

    6 жыл бұрын

    I thought premuim ammo just give you more XP, not kill the enemy quicker?

  • @arjanmolenaar3454
    @arjanmolenaar34546 жыл бұрын

    The American voice acting is very funny. (so is the rest of the video as usual)

  • @TrelarysVT
    @TrelarysVT5 жыл бұрын

    This is legit quality humor at it’s finest! Well done!!!

  • @AquaTeenHungerForce_4_Life
    @AquaTeenHungerForce_4_Life Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for your videos, everyone involved really. Yall made me smile and laugh on a very hard day. Which just made it go a little bit easier.

  • @thesovietduck2121
    @thesovietduck21215 жыл бұрын

    2:54 greatest how dare you of all time

  • @metanumia
    @metanumia6 жыл бұрын

    Did you receive my carrier pigeon, 'King Squawk III'? He was carrying a rolled-up letter, on it was a hand with thumb proudly erect in the vertical position.

  • @Dumbrarere

    @Dumbrarere

    5 жыл бұрын

    But which way was it pointing? 🤔

  • @squidoodoo5630
    @squidoodoo56305 жыл бұрын

    8:28 (pilot smacked on the ground) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

  • @alexsassaman1249
    @alexsassaman12496 жыл бұрын

    "Give her some gas, Tiny." Don't think I missed that Company of Heroes reference!

  • @yankeesix1335

    @yankeesix1335

    6 жыл бұрын

    same here!

  • @theflyingbrian012
    @theflyingbrian0126 жыл бұрын

    "Give her some gas, Tiny." Squire, my good man. With that nod to Company of Heroes, you earned a subscriber!

  • @jaredhansma9789
    @jaredhansma97893 жыл бұрын

    I liked the "sorry about this eh" from the canadian tank

  • @KruhlSentru
    @KruhlSentru4 жыл бұрын

    This has definitely been a fun channel to find, even if I don't play these games. It does remind me of a number of other games I've played, at least. Mostly though, the humor is just top notch.

  • @fighter_pilot_1698
    @fighter_pilot_16986 жыл бұрын

    HEEE’SSS BAAAAAACKKKK! I guess the tea finally boiled!

  • @viggorasmusson7865

    @viggorasmusson7865

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fashionably late. Probably boiled that tea of his on the engine of the old Mark IV

  • @taydenfire3867

    @taydenfire3867

    6 жыл бұрын

    Viggo Rasmusson or his sopwith camel

  • @dionwoollaston5717

    @dionwoollaston5717

    6 жыл бұрын

    Viggo Rasmusson I doubt that British tanks only came equipped with tea brewing facilities in the fifties

  • @viggorasmusson7865

    @viggorasmusson7865

    6 жыл бұрын

    dion woollaston my point entirely. The tea-brewing was, understandably, very important to the British even during WW1. And so the engine of the mark IV was mounted in the crew compartment so that tea could be boiled even during combat.

  • @funsizedfireball
    @funsizedfireball6 жыл бұрын

    2:35 when Squire disses World of Tanks

  • @unnecessaryammorack

    @unnecessaryammorack

    6 жыл бұрын

    iDrakeZz ِ it would've worked if it was still 2012

  • @reid1283

    @reid1283

    6 жыл бұрын

    UnnecessaryAmmoRack What's this? A person who doesn't want every WG player to be burned to death? It's a miracle!

  • @unnecessaryammorack

    @unnecessaryammorack

    6 жыл бұрын

    Reid Menzies it's because I am both a Wargaming player and a War Thunder player

  • @Bernie-vu5oc

    @Bernie-vu5oc

    6 жыл бұрын

    Gold or silver ammunition, I don’t think it makes much difference, although I do use a Sherman.

  • @goose1415

    @goose1415

    6 жыл бұрын

    Etan B It doesn't actually make much of a difference

  • @DivineUkrainian
    @DivineUkrainian5 жыл бұрын

    You Know you guys aren't supposed to bring your BOATS ON LAND Right?

  • @eetulehtinen7304
    @eetulehtinen73045 жыл бұрын

    That moment would be so different in world of tanks

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_6 жыл бұрын

    This was fucking great lol!!

  • @crusadinalldaylong5591

    @crusadinalldaylong5591

    6 жыл бұрын

    Matsimus hi matsimus

  • @andrewroy6376

    @andrewroy6376

    6 жыл бұрын

    You my fellow Canuck are fucking great yourself!!!!! Love your channel also!

  • @hmshood4142

    @hmshood4142

    6 жыл бұрын

    Matsimus I FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN.

  • @den-jl8gd

    @den-jl8gd

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oh hey

  • @driedink

    @driedink

    6 жыл бұрын

    HOLY SHIT MATSIMUS IT'S U!

  • @kingandcountry1242
    @kingandcountry12426 жыл бұрын

    That poke at WoT though...

  • @andrewcoogan4468
    @andrewcoogan44684 жыл бұрын

    4:34 you can obviously tell they are Canadian by nature

  • @AK_-xn1fm
    @AK_-xn1fm5 жыл бұрын

    That Luftwaffe reference was amazing

  • @plumpstery5199
    @plumpstery51996 жыл бұрын

    I love how you throw in easter eggs for us who know history and its like a big inside joke

  • @theenginetheyusedtocallgri6268

    @theenginetheyusedtocallgri6268

    6 жыл бұрын

    I SEE THAT STUKA PROFILE PIC

  • @justinlekilleur

    @justinlekilleur

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yutuve Youtuve

  • @chrisz.5869
    @chrisz.58696 жыл бұрын

    4:33 One of our brave tank crews final polite words. We have a monument dedicated to them in front of our Parliament. Rest easy, eh?

  • @goose1415

    @goose1415

    6 жыл бұрын

    Chris Zhang They will always be remembered

  • @gabigabi8994

    @gabigabi8994

    6 жыл бұрын

    'Least they went out with a bang, eh? We'll include 'em on a memorial stone for remembrance day.

  • @hedgeearthridge6807

    @hedgeearthridge6807

    6 жыл бұрын

    Enhanced Law: and then Trudeau will tear it down because WWII is "offensive".

  • @gabigabi8994

    @gabigabi8994

    6 жыл бұрын

    Honestly though, Trudeau is a complete moron. The decisions he makes for our country are going to be the end of us, I tell ya'.

  • @quality_contentmydude6965

    @quality_contentmydude6965

    6 жыл бұрын

    EnhancedLaw Bitch you guessed it, woo, you was right.

  • @unrelentingkitsune3407
    @unrelentingkitsune34073 жыл бұрын

    This will remain a classic for years to come.

  • @banana4072
    @banana40722 жыл бұрын

    1:37 that got me good "well that was sh!t"

  • @Dita2233
    @Dita22336 жыл бұрын

    What is this another Squire video ? :OO

  • @MikeGoesBoom

    @MikeGoesBoom

    6 жыл бұрын

    No u

  • @kotts9868

    @kotts9868

    6 жыл бұрын

    no u

  • @Dita2233

    @Dita2233

    6 жыл бұрын

    no u

  • @kotts9868

    @kotts9868

    6 жыл бұрын

    n0 u

  • @homiespaghetti1522

    @homiespaghetti1522

    6 жыл бұрын

    I like tanks

  • @thepainkiller4939
    @thepainkiller49396 жыл бұрын

    Is noone going to mention the Canadian tank crew that laid down their lives and slew a tiger?

  • @Matsumoto77

    @Matsumoto77

    6 жыл бұрын

    #proudtobecanadian

  • @mileskessler6634

    @mileskessler6634

    6 жыл бұрын

    But they didn't do what they were supposed to do anyway, kill the Hetzer! #Noobs

  • @finlayanderson4652

    @finlayanderson4652

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Painkiller no

  • @jasonirwin4631

    @jasonirwin4631

    6 жыл бұрын

    There Canadian so like no one cares

  • @thepainkiller4939

    @thepainkiller4939

    6 жыл бұрын

    They're. Spelling properly creates a bit of order among the chaos.

  • @captjinxmarine9832
    @captjinxmarine98322 жыл бұрын

    I do enjoy your clips. Thanks for the laugh. Brings a bit of joy to this old JarHead.

  • @UniAngel1708
    @UniAngel17085 жыл бұрын

    At 8:33 there’s a tank in the background on the hill, doing god knows what XD

  • @Redcomet19

    @Redcomet19

    4 жыл бұрын

    That’s actually wreckage

  • @obforemb

    @obforemb

    4 жыл бұрын

    Red_comet_19 no on the road that’s on the hill

  • @psychiatry-is-eugenics

    @psychiatry-is-eugenics

    3 жыл бұрын

    probably broke down

  • @ilmagnifico82
    @ilmagnifico825 жыл бұрын

    1:15 This Churchill tank sent by National Geographic.

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