Is that...is that a bloody baking glove?!

@charlessaint7926

5 жыл бұрын

At least he's using protection.

@charlessaint7926

5 жыл бұрын

@Mentlegen Is that a new form of STD?

@CurdledTelorast

5 жыл бұрын

All four fingers are in one cavity. It is clearly a bloody oven mitt.

@keithmichael9965

5 жыл бұрын

Umm.... Support them on Patreon if you want proper gloves...

@killian9314

5 жыл бұрын

well irl british tankers used berrets instead of helmets inside tanks, they are a weird lot

“WHAT ARE WE SHOOTING AT!?” “YES!”

@martinxy1291

5 жыл бұрын

"Yes" is always the best answer

@stardustsama3688

5 жыл бұрын

Martin XY Agreed

@washiak3801

5 жыл бұрын

@@martinxy1291 yes

@cac_deadlyrang

5 жыл бұрын

The fact that your profile picture is Hetalia America makes it better

@stardustsama3688

5 жыл бұрын

Pakifilms why thank you!

“WE’RE IN JUNGLE COUNTRY NOW!” Vietnam flashforwards

@sugarnads

4 жыл бұрын

Ling Ling he had already said somehing about charlies in the trees at the start

@Gaizhun

4 жыл бұрын

Goddamn VC

@khonwang6263

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 🤣

@AJKecsk

4 жыл бұрын

"What are we shooting at?" "Yes."

@cle4tle

4 жыл бұрын

also said goddamn VC after killing a french

"Look russian fighters" "Ah easy victories" Best one ive heard in a while

@cookoo4cocopuffs221

4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, I'll go get him skipper

@iexist2682

4 жыл бұрын

Planes N' Stuff HEYO BROTHER Thanks for filming Kobe’s flight at Markham for the 2017 Jets over markham event :D

@Anzios

4 жыл бұрын

@Henry Sutter the twin engine one was a whirlwind

@thegregitto

4 жыл бұрын

It's very true tbh.

@AnonPanzer

3 жыл бұрын

Ach ja! Einfacht besiegt, kommen zu mir Galland!

we're aiming for the hudson. hmmm, where have I heared that before....

@SquireComedy

5 жыл бұрын

OBSTACLE. OBSTACLE.

@samreid6010

5 жыл бұрын

Squire terrain, pull up woop woop. Terrain, pull up woop woop.

@samreid6010

5 жыл бұрын

For some strange reason, I have that movie downloaded on my laptop and I end up watching it a lot at the airport before I board the plane.

@RedRazorback15

5 жыл бұрын

Squire IM TURNING ON THE APU

@PrintScreen.

5 жыл бұрын

@@RedRazorback15 we won't make it

YOU WONT GET OUT *NOT WHEN IT DIVES AT 300 KNOTS*

@das3610

5 жыл бұрын

TheYedmeister There’s a beast, deep inside. It will not die. IT WILL FIGHT BACK

@megalosmasherx7540

5 жыл бұрын

Hold J to leave your aircraft

@Mangos1021

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, i noticed the reference there. They should have said:" Just hold J"

@vindicare9636

5 жыл бұрын

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT,THEY PULL ME BACK IN

@darkleome5409

3 жыл бұрын

That's what she said

*French aircraft going down* “Well, We did better than usual” Had me dying!! Lol

@cooliuscaesar8076

3 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Robison Um no... they were speaking French the French national anthem was playing and I’m pretty sure it was a French aircraft. Is this bait?

@ofekk213

3 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Robison yes it was french, it was a narval 8000, which is made by the french. it also had french insigmas tail marks, speaked french and had the french anthem sped up playing in the backgroumd

@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078

2 жыл бұрын

The French anthem playing in the background makes it even better lol

2:54 "oh God why" that had me dead

@lp11thewolf79

4 жыл бұрын

Table abuse* why?!

@kitkat5565

3 жыл бұрын

I pissed my self

@spencer977

3 жыл бұрын

Goldie wake me up when yo... Oh god why?

@SubaruPieter

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Combining WT footage with live action is pretty cool

@lucasurquiza554

5 жыл бұрын

That’s an understatement. Absolute understatement I say!!

@benjaminpont220

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Omen09

5 жыл бұрын

This is exactly the quality content i wanted for this channel

@barneystorer1092

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@grahamr4916

4 жыл бұрын

And it’s still better than the midway movie!

WHAT ARE WE SHOOTING AT?! *"yes"*

@MausOfTheHouse

5 жыл бұрын

Yes is a good answer

@ryanhopf8324

5 жыл бұрын

Reeeaaaly American

@Elenrai

5 жыл бұрын

@@ryanhopf8324 Im starting to suspect americans are like 40k Orks...

@Elenrai

5 жыл бұрын

@@ryanhopf8324 Danes just have air rifles... Seriously our gun legislation used to be completely fucked, basically we could own any air powered rifle we desired with no regulations applying to them. Still a basic low power rifle is unregulated to this day, seeing as actually killing someone with a BB pellet is...well... At that point using the rifle as a club is a lot easier? Not to mention the range is uh...embarrassing?

7:56 that face is the face of nightmares

@rimthetankist6724

3 жыл бұрын

yeah true

@AnonPanzer

3 жыл бұрын

His face is even more rubbish than th Rhim. Bros. M.K. 108 of 30 from the ME 262

@ahmetcancnar5743

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@EC23331

Ай бұрын

lmao

0:22 Rare footage of french resistance fighter gruesomely killed by friendly fire from allied bomber 1944

@frenchouiaboo816

5 жыл бұрын

i crie everitem

@moeders7315

5 жыл бұрын

Big rip

@trx90vito29

5 жыл бұрын

Can I get a rip In chat

@chadkingoffuckmountain970

5 жыл бұрын

F

@adventurelinetm7732

5 жыл бұрын

French detected eliminating

4:29 A TIE fighter? Brilliant.

@gowen_places_5471

5 жыл бұрын

Was just about to comment, but scrolled thru just in case👌

@subarunatsuki4145

5 жыл бұрын

TIE in Germany? I'm not surprised.

@Mangos1021

5 жыл бұрын

@@subarunatsuki4145 considering the fact that the Empire has stormtriopers just that those arent elite troopers) another thing,Star wars guns are mostly based lff of WW2 guns

@Dragonspirit223

5 жыл бұрын

@@Mangos1021 The entire battles actually. The battle of Yavin is based off a movie called Dam busters. Watch Generation Tech, its really funny how many parallels there are. Its cool

@HiopX

5 жыл бұрын

That was clearly a TIE Interceptor

6:22, if sully was a B-17 Pilot.

@srm-z5885

3 жыл бұрын

What?

@limitlesssfs4392

3 жыл бұрын

@@srm-z5885 how do u not understand?

7:52 "dont worry, I'm a War Thunder pilot" *War Thunder hangar theme starts playing* I laughed way more than I was supposed to.

*LET'S SHOW THEM A LITTLE TRICK I LEARNED*

@thewitch7342

5 жыл бұрын

proceed with random keyboard bashing and mouse flipping

@mage9564

5 жыл бұрын

Skid the mouse across the floor.

@CadeJackson1

5 жыл бұрын

Now this is pod racing!

@koala_guest_rbx8344

5 жыл бұрын

*I GONNA DO WHAT CALLED A PRO GAMER MOVE*

@legogenius1667

5 жыл бұрын

*Temporarily switches physics.exe off and just magically spins through the air powered by nothing but Hollywood bullcrap*

*Rare footage of Squire finally playing War Thunder*

@boppusyeeticus7007

5 жыл бұрын

Your watching it now also wow!

@ogoogla3333

5 жыл бұрын

Its so rare that the lastest footage of him playing warthunnder was 7 years ago

@ogoogla3333

5 жыл бұрын

@Teapot hahah

@MrGreat-cd9im

5 жыл бұрын

Dud you mean birds of steel?

@HauntedXXXPancake

5 жыл бұрын

Oh snap !

Who does the American voice? He’s amazing and I really feel like we need to hire him to be a pilot voice in war thunder.

@janwitkowsky8787

3 жыл бұрын

Did you ever find out? He's amazing in all the vids he's in.

@Eire_Aontaithe

2 жыл бұрын

Just watch the video untill the end and you'll find out

@sam-bf4lt

2 жыл бұрын

All of them should be war thunder voice actors lol

@epicsussyplayer

2 жыл бұрын

Agree

@Dan-fn5io

2 жыл бұрын

It’s Phly who dose the American voice Edit: never mind I thought it was Phly. But man this Rob guy does a good job and does sound like Phly XD.

5:29 *" Clear the deck we got a Kamikaze "* Had me pissing.

Woah hey that B-17 Pilots one handsome sounding fellow ;)

@aussieman4791

5 жыл бұрын

I can hear you sliding off your chair

@Captain_Coleslaw

5 жыл бұрын

He is pretty hot, i heard?

@NLTops

5 жыл бұрын

I dunno the accent just doesn't get my motor running.

@chrisrotvega1646

5 жыл бұрын

Is this the part where you default dance in the comment section.

"WHAT ARE WE SHOOTING?!" "YES!" -script writing 100

@manofbias8113

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure the line is "GUESS!" but close enough.

@thestukabomder5943

4 жыл бұрын

"YES WHAT" "YES WERE ONDER ATAKE BY THES FUCKING BRITISH

@thestukabomder5943

4 жыл бұрын

BOYS"

@josedasi6768

4 жыл бұрын

It is yes put on subtitle

3:47 I am American and I can approve this “ what are we shooting at “ “ yes “

@iexist2682

4 жыл бұрын

ALLGAMING404 I am a florida man. I approve this

@KaiserStormTracking

3 жыл бұрын

I am a gator man and can confirm

@sharkzillag354

3 жыл бұрын

I'm Texas Man I approve

@michelguevara151

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a frenchman, about this bill for damages.. we were assured that you would fix the france that you collateral damaged.. we are prepared to call in bailiffs now.

@KaiserStormTracking

3 жыл бұрын

@@michelguevara151 USA army joins: you wanna mess with us?

"MY SUPERIOR GERMAN ENGINEERING!! NOOOO! GAJIN NERF PLEASE!" Gajin: nerfs "MY SUPERIOR GERMAN ENGINEERING!! NOOOO! GAJIN DE-NERF PLEASE!"

@davefloyd9443

4 жыл бұрын

'De-Nerf' = 'Buff'

@noodlelover7464

4 жыл бұрын

Gaijan only understands reverse Psychology when every country talks except russia

@fabioartoscassone9305

3 жыл бұрын

@@noodlelover7464 i think they lick boot of german players too 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@wolfgangkolber381

2 жыл бұрын

@@fabioartoscassone9305 Na, look at the statistics and the stuff dataminers have found. Whatever buff they give to Russia, they give an equivalent nerf to Germany.

As an American I can confirm that the American voice is 100% accurate

@theintrepidva2251

5 жыл бұрын

T R U T H

@mauserman2112

5 жыл бұрын

I’ll back you up on that

@naughtydog201

5 жыл бұрын

Havanadog 7 Well it is an actual American who voices the Americans. Squire collaborates with other youtubers. Yeeeeeeees

@renelammers813

5 жыл бұрын

Ringo Vaughan-Hughes Uhh, that’s not really a southern accent. You’ve obviously never been out of Vermont.

@robot-he6nq

5 жыл бұрын

Havanadog 7 every single American sounds exactly lack that

“Saves money on the CGI” *Drinks Stella Artois*

@SquireComedy

5 жыл бұрын

Now all I need's a wife...

@_Matsimus_

5 жыл бұрын

Squire don’t do it man!! Lol

@sjonnieplayfull5859

5 жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy why a wife? There was romance allready...

@psychologicallyunstable2499

5 жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy noo, characters with wifes die first in movieees

@flipvdfluitketel867

5 жыл бұрын

@@psychologicallyunstable2499 baby on the way is guaranteed to die first.

5:18 the Australian-like accent and tone of his voice just makes me laugh.

@jocelynndotson7273

2 жыл бұрын

RIP me, cause of death: laughter

"OPEN FIRE! OPEN FIRE!" "What are we shooting at?!" *"Y E S !"*

@melancholymelon5316

4 жыл бұрын

Best line ever

Im disappointed i didnt see a single texan jump out of the B-17 with a shotgun yelling its hunting season while shooting down an Me-262

@dootless3819

4 жыл бұрын

Too American.

@clickbaitme5247

4 жыл бұрын

Im sorry but that only happens in vietnam when americans jump out of there planes with napalm flame throwers in hand blazing the shit out of the bushes

@Falling-Coffee

4 жыл бұрын

An I wish to.

@levilopez9264

4 жыл бұрын

We Texans get a little excited and generally forget the little details like parachutes, such as it is, Texans are in short supply and that particular B-17 had already used it's quota of Texans for the month.

@acebalistic1358

4 жыл бұрын

this is a film, not real life.

Can't feel my sides... laughing too hard. Actually I can't feel anything, I think I died after the flying on instruments bit.

@SquireComedy

5 жыл бұрын

Haha, glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for watching :)

"Goddamn VC." That guy's a veteran from the future

@fabioartoscassone9305

3 жыл бұрын

b52 didnt need extra turrets indeed 😂😂

"fly around him for 5 hours until his engine needs a rebuild" Haha historical jokes go hehe

@jop7574

2 жыл бұрын

24*

@noyessoares5442

Жыл бұрын

@@jop7574 25*

*I swear I heard a Tie Fighter and saw a Baking Glove...* *Must be drinking too much tea...*

@sjonnieplayfull5859

5 жыл бұрын

Not enough tea, you missed the train....

@panzerschiff9805

5 жыл бұрын

"Don't get cocky kid"

@rl2699

5 жыл бұрын

Settle down you nerf herder

@tomo-gq2tq

5 жыл бұрын

Excuse me just a random breath test have you been drinking any non british made tea lately.

@k-874

3 жыл бұрын

@@sjonnieplayfull5859 Train??? Oh you mean the Zeppelin right??

6:35 " I'm aiming her for the Hudson" 10/10

@chrisgrant7026

5 жыл бұрын

"Marvellous, but what are you going to do with the airplane?"

@seanbattersby7361

4 жыл бұрын

Sully would be proud

@bozo5982

4 жыл бұрын

Heaven Leigh Cupcakes I absolutely lost it there.

@ColonizedEthan

4 жыл бұрын

Hudson River in Europe 20/10

@statingtheobvious8119

3 жыл бұрын

*PULL UP! TERRAIN TERRAIN!*

0:46 “EEeeEeEeEeEeeEee”

@kristian8970

4 жыл бұрын

That’s me in warthunder all the time

@jocelynndotson7273

3 жыл бұрын

That's me as a large bomber gunner in naval warfare shooting down at the Japanese island c Edit: if you've played naval warfare you would know that there's an island c

8:41 dont mind me. Just a time stamp for me

262: has Stuka sirens Me: ok B-17: has Stuka sirens Me: ...

@x3-LSTR-512

4 жыл бұрын

Hey its a British film

@visum4518

4 жыл бұрын

4:28 guess the Germans are in the galactic empire

@unowenwashere2782

4 жыл бұрын

Every single German soldier: wait what the faq?

@TheSuspense-zi2dc

4 жыл бұрын

Z O O M

@SD3CS

4 жыл бұрын

Stranger things

British Red Tails = Red Coats?

@SquireComedy

5 жыл бұрын

*SINGS BRITISH GRENADIERS*

@fozzilla123

5 жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy *Marches forward in unison with a firmly stiff upper lip*. Tally Ho.

@Stinger913

5 жыл бұрын

Squire Alexander and Hercules simply can’t compare.

@mewantabigmac7140

5 жыл бұрын

stinger913 lol

@natebit8130

5 жыл бұрын

THE REGULARS ARE COMING!!!

"Ah bloody hell.. a river.. ah F*CK!" - Every aussie ever

2:03 "you can't just leeeave" I'm dead 😂😂😂😂

"Well, when Kaiser brings back zeppelins over the channel we'll let you know" Bloody hell, good one.

@cmonmanyoursobad432

5 жыл бұрын

HAH I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND NOW

@cookoo4cocopuffs221

5 жыл бұрын

The 262 TIE fighter thing was very good

@angelomaset1441

4 жыл бұрын

You are me. And I am you.

@obisvanainobis9950

4 жыл бұрын

Hello there

@Stripedbottom

2 жыл бұрын

A US bomber captain wouldn't really have ridiculed a Hurricane like that (even if he managed to identify them correctly, which 99% of the time any aircrew didn't), they were not that obsolete yet, nor were they even particularly obsolete looking compared to other modern aircraft. If they wanted to make that joke, they should have had them flying Gloster Gladiators.

Some people have been asking about the oven mitt. Here's the backstory: We didn't have any RAF leather flying gauntlets, and oven mitts are cheap. *Edit* Also because I always forget to share it, consider supporting our work here, for some mediocre benefits. www.patreon.com/squire

@4Funand4You

5 жыл бұрын

Goooooood, German propaganda machinery worked on the most Britsh brit there is ^^

@ThePERFECTSCREEMS

5 жыл бұрын

Ok

@evanrichards8591

5 жыл бұрын

Squire, have you ever been to the costford air museum, west midlands. And seen all 3 V-bombers in the same hangar? Would absolutley recommend! (Free entry BTW)

@Mysteres78979

5 жыл бұрын

I like how the french aircraft gets the most modern british aircraft and it gets knocked out instantly, wasn't a joke about the french getting out of the war very early and fast?

@spookyshadowhawk6776

5 жыл бұрын

Welding gloves look about the same, but aren't as funny as the oven mitt. The American fighters were probably down shooting up the French trains preparing for D Day, sorry about all those French passengers, it's for the liberation of France! They didn't even have any Oil, that's a first.

“What are we shooting at?” “Yes!” I died

5:18 "Ah bloody hell, a river. Ah f*ck." -Anonymous

@jocelynndotson7273

3 жыл бұрын

RIP ME Cause of death Laughing so hard and bursting a lung

@KaiserStormTracking

3 жыл бұрын

@@jocelynndotson7273 same

Pilot: “EVERY BODY OPEN FIRE! OPEN FIRE!!!” Gunner: “but what are we shooting at?” Pilot: “YES.” The best thing from this vid (apart from the ME-262 tie fighter)

@ronaldthompson4989

5 жыл бұрын

TENNO HEIKA BANZAI!

@zsu-23-4kirov6

5 жыл бұрын

Since I couldn’t figure out how to edit my comments, I have to make another one so I could somewhat edit it: Holy shit, 299 likes?! This is amazing! THANK YOu!

@ronaldthompson4989

5 жыл бұрын

The 262 kind of makes sense as a TIE analog. Twin Ion Engine, twin jet engine, both faster than their "good guy" counterparts, both in service with totalitarian governments.

"Now you will come back, won't you?" Good thing it's a Boomerang

1:43 i love that star wars reference

8:50 German Pilot: We won? We've never won in a movie before, finally, something that isn't just propaganda. (Legit)

**shoots off rudder and elevators** “WE’VE GOT A HOLE IN OUR LEFT WING!”

@botcheek482

5 жыл бұрын

oh boi

@zepter00

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@hunterbg7531

4 жыл бұрын

God daim it Goldie i can see that

@Madmario2006

4 жыл бұрын

Normal war thunder callouts

@colliecop

4 жыл бұрын

Yep!

Im flying on instruments! "plays guitar" Whaha that killed me! 😂 😂 😂

@furioussherman7265

5 жыл бұрын

I think that was a banjo, not a guitar.

@spindash64

5 жыл бұрын

pixy.png

@korvalbesuliik5908

5 жыл бұрын

Airplane! good movie, give it a try^^

My favorite moment: "What are we shooting?" "YES"

"Clear the deck, we got a kamikaze" Surprisingly accurate German strategy there.

*Don't worry I'm a war thunder pliot* Words of a true pilot

@ThornyA_D39

5 жыл бұрын

Girls und Panzer Fan?

@nutterbuttergutter

5 ай бұрын

Pliot?

"IM AIMING FOR THE HUDSON!" little Sully reference there?

@clawyraptor9029

5 жыл бұрын

Probably a sex joke, since hudson also means a guy that's hung like a whale that gets all the ladies.

@user-njyzcip

5 жыл бұрын

@@clawyraptor9029 The "terrain pull up" is definitely a sully reference

@ReformedSooner24

5 жыл бұрын

I think it’s a reference to that airliner that had to make a crash landing in the Hudson

@cears3588

5 жыл бұрын

@@ReformedSooner24 r/woosh

@InitiateDee

4 жыл бұрын

Pull up. Terrain. Obstacle. Over G. Bingo Fuel.

3:18 SIGHTED IN KINDERGARTEN

"The engine's overheating and so am I!" Battle of Britain there.

"My superior German engineering! Noo! Gaijin nerf please!" _- A random German pilot_

@s3r094

5 жыл бұрын

- _every german pilot_

@ln7929

5 жыл бұрын

- every german tanker

@poppyykawaiii

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@Hans-hy5jp

5 жыл бұрын

I can relate

@grapesgorilla2835

5 жыл бұрын

@@Hans-hy5jp Ich bin schnell.

"I'm flying on instruments" *plays banjo lul

I just found this channel last night. This has been my favorite so far!! "I'm putting her down in the Hudson!!"

OMG I just about pissed myself I was laughing so hard at this. Cheers from Canada and keep them coming. You guys are brilliant.

I really enjoyed the combination of War Thunder and live action shots. More please!

@SquireComedy

5 жыл бұрын

Aye aye, skipper!

@MausOfTheHouse

5 жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy mr. Squire, you probably won't see this, but you should do more bf1 and live action in one video! I really do hope you see this!

6:21 early aircraft warning system mounted on a B-17 on test trial (Circa 1944, Colorized)

@AudieHolland

5 жыл бұрын

Not historically correct. The first system featured a female voice simply saying "Pull up!" They dubbed it the bitching Betty for some reason. Then there was the 'stick shaker' which caused the flight column to vibrate. Can't for the life of me think of any reason they installed the 'stick shaker.' Not many female pilots back in those days and they're the only ones who would get some consolation out of it before crashing into the ground.

@thatprettymuthafucka7267

5 жыл бұрын

.....I actually lol.... Good one hitch

@josephgcardenas5526

5 жыл бұрын

Quite, also what's your avatar, looks like a cute meme

@TheFlyAssasin1

5 жыл бұрын

bitch

@thatonebritishtank3052

5 жыл бұрын

@@AudieHolland its a joke

Those GPWS hits at 6:30 are on point!

@itzdylan7665

4 жыл бұрын

No, It would just be sayings Over G all the time, till they get to a lower hight

@ryansahs

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah or overspeed, it was more of a funny on point than a factually correct on point

I love your channel keep up the great stuff

The highest quality War Thunder shitpost I've ever been graced to see. Thank you Squire for sacrificing yourself, your flight, and an entire Squadron of US Bombers for my entertainment

Be honest... You got the instruments joke from the film ”Airplane!”

@LoneWolf051

5 жыл бұрын

glad to see that one is still around

@lt_darkseekerantique3911

5 жыл бұрын

Eeyup

@Rschaltegger

5 жыл бұрын

You guys...have never seen Macross 7...There the main Character Basara...flies his...Transforming Fighter, with a guitar.

@doso4782

5 жыл бұрын

Reto.the.SciFifan Nope haven’t seen that. Still think he got the joke from Airplane!

@bjorn301

5 жыл бұрын

surely you can't be serious?

Plane: Get's shot and goes down Pilot: Realistic Sound effects

"What are we shooting at?" "YES!"

American 1: OPEN FIRE OPEN FIRE American 2: what are we shooting at? American 1: yes

@thestukabomder5943

4 жыл бұрын

"Yes what

@thestukabomder5943

4 жыл бұрын

Is becuse they hate the enemy and them self

Combination of Warthunder, acting and film parody? Yes please. This is how heaven have to look like.

Hey squire love your vids keep up the good work

“TERRAIN TERRAIN PULL UP” - 30000 feet in the air

@vekuboi

4 жыл бұрын

you mean 3000m right? 3000ft is way too low

@johnnyboi1125

3 жыл бұрын

No cause that would be below the clouds

@fabioartoscassone9305

3 жыл бұрын

@@vekuboi 100 mt too low ?😂😂😂😂😂😂

@vekuboi

3 жыл бұрын

@@fabioartoscassone9305 he said 3000ft first. He edited it dumb fuck ur also late af

“Don’t worry I’m a war thunder pilot” Last words of Malaysia MH370 transmitted

@Nox_Desiree

5 жыл бұрын

MH370 was probably playing arcade mode with a joystick

@teddill-russell5821

5 жыл бұрын

@@Nox_Desiree ohhhhhhhh who lives in a pineapple under the Sea? Malaysian airlines 103!

@Abby_Normal_1969

5 жыл бұрын

Too soon?

@_Alo_

5 жыл бұрын

Minnesotan Gaming they were trying simulator battles for the first time

If pearl harbour was a British film... FALKLANDS

@rimmipeepsicles1870

5 жыл бұрын

Yesss!

@skipstjoriarjeeling9594

5 жыл бұрын

True

@falloutghoul1

5 жыл бұрын

And World of Warships has Argentinian cruisers...

@foxshoot3138

5 жыл бұрын

Ejemm islas malvinas

@Oxicnarf1

5 жыл бұрын

@@foxshoot3138 es lo mismo chabon, deja de llorar.

5:23 I love it lmfao

@itzdylan7665

4 жыл бұрын

1:22

6:10 was that friendly fire?

8:35 Ah yes, the good old Battle of Britain Ketchup! Perfect on all your favourite meals! (and German Bomber Crew)

@rimmipeepsicles1870

5 жыл бұрын

Every German aircraft mg bullet contains some ketchup. They also have fresh tomatoes inside their aircrafts. Got it from their flying greenhouse.

@AudieHolland

5 жыл бұрын

Yes... However, in "The Battle of Britain" movie, for some reason the German bomber crews' goggles are loaded with the stuff.

When he said, "dont worry im a WT pilot", i thought he was gonna ram the 262

@krosskreut3463

5 жыл бұрын

Those are the pro players

@bernardoschettini6584

5 жыл бұрын

"Ahhh, another day in war thunder "

@Elenrai

5 жыл бұрын

Biplane jousting needs to be a gamemode in warthunder...

Thank you for the laughs.....very creative/funny.

I am intrigued by some of the aircraft you've got in here - Westland Whirlwind, Commonwealth Boomerang etc. Nice to see some of the less well known kites get a look in at last. Tongue very, very firmly in cheek - so far in it's coming out the other side!

"Tenno heika banzai!" I died. I´d do it again.

@carol7311

5 жыл бұрын

CLEAR THE DECK WE GOT A KAMIKAZE!

@clawyraptor9029

5 жыл бұрын

*sigh* another day in war thunder

@bisonmini

5 жыл бұрын

Actually it means I am sorry

@breizhrudie4757

5 жыл бұрын

@@bisonmini Tenno heika banzai means Long live the emporor. Now go commit seppuku out of shame.

@bisonmini

5 жыл бұрын

Whoops then google translate dit it wrong

"Stop with the cliched dialogue" "look out, we've got company!" "... just kill me." XD PERFECT

This is the best KZread video I’ve seen in months

i don't know if i'm currently very tired, but that flying on instruments bit really sent me.

All that was missing was the italian air force... Too bad they did not have any fuel :/

@LoneWolf051

5 жыл бұрын

and ran out of ammo during their gun reliability check en route to battle

@delta5379

5 жыл бұрын

ACCB 1998 They ran out of marinara sauce for the Spaghett planes

@ACCB710

5 жыл бұрын

@@delta5379 way to go not so bene ito and his half assed version of italia

@z3r0_35

5 жыл бұрын

They switched sides in '43, dontcha know?

@ACCB710

5 жыл бұрын

@@z3r0_35 nah they did not get yer story straight

Squire Needs You Give War Bonds on Patreon and He'll Get The Job Done

3:48 “What are we shooting at?!” “Y E S!”

This is still one of my favorite videos.

B-17G pilot: we lost the choper is going down he's burning hard wait a sec what the hell was that? Kikka pilot: Tenno heika Banzai! B-17G pilot: clear the deck we got a kamikaze B-17G pilot 2: *sigh* another day in warthunder

@nintendoge1575

4 жыл бұрын

I just starting playing and I have learned that already 😂

@red_Gaming-qr1ri

3 жыл бұрын

@Jace James That was Fortnite

@aleembaksh1880

3 жыл бұрын

@Jace James **World at war flashbacks**

@ryxelmanuelp.mangahis1732

3 жыл бұрын

literally every plane in warthunder:

@CajunCatch

3 жыл бұрын

What movie is that phrase from

American: What are we shooting at!?!?! Other american: yes.

shooter 1: what are we shooting at? pilot:YES

I love your video's, they always make me laugh.

Wow finally, your upload schedule is slower than SovietWomble’s lol

@aussieman4791

5 жыл бұрын

But Womble is a socialist! Therefor we know why he is so slow. Cause all socialists are lazy

@Robloxchat123

5 жыл бұрын

@Wolf LEX r/wooosh

@Mystickrage

5 жыл бұрын

@Wolf LEX communist witch hunt oh you mean the new election for the prime minister

@LogieT2K

5 жыл бұрын

Some say they are the same person

''I'm flying on instruments!'' *plays banjo/guitar/whatever* I almost lost it XD

@benjaminmiddaugh2729

5 жыл бұрын

Music jokes are an oft-neglected form of jokes, sadly.

@michaelritzen8138

5 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminmiddaugh2729 I like puns anyways, they are music to my ears

@fernandogrijalva227

4 жыл бұрын

I read this when it happened

@goldenfiberwheat238

4 жыл бұрын

How can you unironically think thats funny?

I have never laughed so hard. This video deserves an Oscar for best short film.

Haha, I love the german voice, it fits so good and its so funny to see these videos as a german guy. Keep going with this stuff.

If squire's uploading time is a British documentary.

@agustinmendoza7968

5 жыл бұрын

Its because even its pc hads a tea break

@redraven9566

5 жыл бұрын

@@agustinmendoza7968 and what? a documentary of how squire's pc taking over Australia?

@_scooter98_92

5 жыл бұрын

@@redraven9566 I'd pay for that haha

5:30 Darn Axis Pilot Exchange Program. Good thing Italy quit 2 years ago, otherwise there'd be pizza planes in the skies.

@annabarbero6548

5 жыл бұрын

Non fa ridere.

@hunterbg7531

4 жыл бұрын

@Henry_BG o yeah i wouldnt mind some flying pizza

@Ajehy

4 жыл бұрын

They drop tomato bombs, and the parachutes are huge slices of mozzarella.

@AnonPanzer

3 жыл бұрын

Just pizza!? They would has spammed Raviolies and macarronies with the guns! xD

@abersonwilliam1675

3 жыл бұрын

*T E N N O H E I K A B A N Z A I*

Very entertaining! Nice one fellas :-)

6:51 Every Mayday Air Disaster Documentary be like

"Chopper is down! He is burning hard" "Wait! What the hell is that??" "Tenno HEIKA banzaaaaa (dies)" "Clear the deck! We got a kamikaze" Lmao

@noelblack8159

4 жыл бұрын

Kennedy the Stopper Good Morning Vault Tec Calling!

@zachboyd4749

4 жыл бұрын

Ugh, another day in War Thunder

@Phetteplaceable

3 жыл бұрын

change your name now

@sylwiagraczyk81

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm

@KaiserStormTracking

3 жыл бұрын

100% accurate