How to Invade a Country

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Here's a sketch based around the invasion of a country. I couldn't think of anything witty to type here, so I kept it factual.
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  • @agukokobaba4103
    @agukokobaba41035 жыл бұрын

    *"We're here to peacekeep. So we'll take this piece right here"* Piece-keep

  • @CoreRealm

    @CoreRealm

    4 жыл бұрын

    Piece of shit

  • @dmitrymolotov6428

    @dmitrymolotov6428

    4 жыл бұрын

    If it has oil, it’s American soil lmao

  • @v0rtex61

    @v0rtex61

    4 жыл бұрын

    Badum tss

  • @WRUScrumhalf

    @WRUScrumhalf

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dmitry Molotov and if it’s a desolate wasteland in the desert then it’s British soil!

  • @WRUScrumhalf

    @WRUScrumhalf

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dmitrymolotov6428 if it’s American soil, thank the spanish and us THE BRITISH!

  • @dassemultor6940
    @dassemultor69405 жыл бұрын

    "I know what will solve this." "The UN?" "No, that never works."

  • @Gamerguy826

    @Gamerguy826

    5 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @TheItzal11

    @TheItzal11

    5 жыл бұрын

    That and they're too busy denouncing Israel

  • @alexvermaak1759

    @alexvermaak1759

    5 жыл бұрын

    The blue helmets are fucken useless

  • @drjvoices

    @drjvoices

    5 жыл бұрын

    "Then what will?" "Nato."

  • @wilsthelimit

    @wilsthelimit

    5 жыл бұрын

    NAO YT agreed

  • @johnsatan117
    @johnsatan1172 жыл бұрын

    "All we have to do is call in one a10 warthog" "Good luck, their not even in the game" Me, watching this after a10s were added

  • @toasttoast9955

    @toasttoast9955

    Жыл бұрын

    Me, watching after the 10th aniversary.

  • @mansgotplans

    @mansgotplans

    6 ай бұрын

    What was the plane at the end?

  • @silverwolf5643

    @silverwolf5643

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@mansgotplans custom model of the A10

  • @chrissmith3587
    @chrissmith35874 жыл бұрын

    “Make ready the pen and map” like a good brit would forget his ruler

  • @MatrixWolf27

    @MatrixWolf27

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bdnst... 😂

  • @kikidevine694

    @kikidevine694

    Жыл бұрын

    And protractor

  • @aroraptor7550
    @aroraptor75505 жыл бұрын

    Russia: Stabilize UK: Civilize *USA: OIIIIIILLL*

  • @rimmipeepsicles1870

    @rimmipeepsicles1870

    5 жыл бұрын

    Actually: Russia: annex UK: colonize US: oil,oil,OIL!

  • @m1a1abrams43

    @m1a1abrams43

    5 жыл бұрын

    *O I L*

  • @idkanymoretbh5452

    @idkanymoretbh5452

    5 жыл бұрын

    Duce Vertindo *L I B E R A T E T H E O I L*

  • @Ty-yt3lj

    @Ty-yt3lj

    5 жыл бұрын

    Correction UK: Imperial dreams Russia: LAND USA: *OIL*

  • @user-dd9qq1ru7s

    @user-dd9qq1ru7s

    5 жыл бұрын

    I stopped smoking oil and it was hard it tell you I thought I was dying I'm talking about THC oil

  • @marylandkinnie
    @marylandkinnie5 жыл бұрын

    Oh, comrade, it seems your tank model, is outdated, *and on fire*

  • @policemandazw2394

    @policemandazw2394

    5 жыл бұрын

    The tank crew of the outdated model: ತ_ʖತ

  • @startingbark0356

    @startingbark0356

    5 жыл бұрын

    *Invisable asu-57 suddenly destroys abrams*

  • @fulcrum2951

    @fulcrum2951

    5 жыл бұрын

    Luckily we have a deal for you

  • @bobmartin9918

    @bobmartin9918

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@fulcrum2951 too bad! We sold them all those missiles last week! They won't have any money left!

  • @penginpunkin1487

    @penginpunkin1487

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why do the Russian thanks have barrels Langer then the tank?

  • @awkwardarovods
    @awkwardarovods3 жыл бұрын

    UK: "please don't shoot our lower plate please do shoot our lower plate." Some 120mm cannon: shoots lower plate UK: "you ass, fire"

  • @errty1469

    @errty1469

    3 жыл бұрын

    it was either a 105 or 125 because those abrams had rifled guns and the 120mm are smooth bore

  • @milomoli2830

    @milomoli2830

    2 жыл бұрын

    @K4IV OH SH-

  • @j-aaxch9658

    @j-aaxch9658

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@milomoli2830 I am afraid of the SU-152

  • @milomoli2830

    @milomoli2830

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@j-aaxch9658 I am afraid of the *MAUS*

  • @nattiedraws

    @nattiedraws

    Жыл бұрын

    *arse

  • @captain_hammer
    @captain_hammer3 жыл бұрын

    4:13: there's no life here, not even on a bacterial level The grass right there: am I a joke to you?

  • @vralingfrostmere1561

    @vralingfrostmere1561

    3 жыл бұрын

    it is dead grass

  • @faith3480
    @faith34804 жыл бұрын

    Someone: oil- America: *_Y E E H A W_*

  • @Smileythefirst

    @Smileythefirst

    4 жыл бұрын

    YEEEEHAAAAAWWW XD

  • @friendlyneighborhoodspider8947

    @friendlyneighborhoodspider8947

    4 жыл бұрын

    DID SOMEONE SAY OIL?!?!?!?

  • @lilaclov6527

    @lilaclov6527

    4 жыл бұрын

    America: its free real estate- XDDDD

  • @annoyingamerican515

    @annoyingamerican515

    4 жыл бұрын

    I HEARD YOU NEEDED SOME LIBERATION

  • @friendlyneighborhoodspider8947

    @friendlyneighborhoodspider8947

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@annoyingamerican515 I LOVE YOUR USERNAME, DUDE.

  • @dhkdeoen
    @dhkdeoen5 жыл бұрын

    "oh, it's cold war all over again." "hardly. look around you."

  • @k-874

    @k-874

    5 жыл бұрын

    "The Hot War"

  • @Nugcon

    @Nugcon

    5 жыл бұрын

    lmao

  • @LegatusLucius1994

    @LegatusLucius1994

    5 жыл бұрын

    Even the shots were fired and people were killed it wouldn't have been to war fire when fired upon that's not war at self-defense

  • @panzerbrothers1903

    @panzerbrothers1903

    5 жыл бұрын

    dhkdeoen he said Okinawa

  • @lkhagwadorj

    @lkhagwadorj

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@k-874 The dry war ?

  • @dakufaust
    @dakufaust3 жыл бұрын

    "...containing an estimated 325 million barrels of oil..." US tank: *starts engine* Now that got me XD

  • @Nomanjj

    @Nomanjj

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was the horn for me

  • @octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689

    @octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689

    2 жыл бұрын

    And it's the sound of an muscle car, can't get any more American.

  • @republicofoctania9571

    @republicofoctania9571

    2 жыл бұрын

    Neuron activation………….

  • @DaleksInc

    @DaleksInc

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Nomanjj Away down south in the land of Dixie...

  • @JonatasMonte
    @JonatasMonte3 жыл бұрын

    "We've liberated this country" "So are v" nation in the middle: *unintelligible screaming* The Cold War in a nutshell.

  • @tigerpresentationsproducts425

    @tigerpresentationsproducts425

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not it’s East and west Germany in a nutshell

  • @mrgamerguy9104
    @mrgamerguy91045 жыл бұрын

    America: I'm searching for oi- i meant WMDs Russia: I'm here to annex. *cough cough* i meant to stabilize you. Britain: I'm here to live here.

  • @kyodairiker

    @kyodairiker

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @chickennuggetfavela2580

    @chickennuggetfavela2580

    4 жыл бұрын

    Never let a European into your home for he will never leave.

  • @drazoric2275

    @drazoric2275

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chickennuggetfavela2580 Britain ain't European no more, thank God.

  • @Trewita

    @Trewita

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@drazoric2275 it is, you can still call them european because even thought they aren't in the EU, they are still in the same continent

  • @Hammadz-li

    @Hammadz-li

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@drazoric2275 we can call them Atlantian it be logically ok too

  • @aidanpysher2764
    @aidanpysher27642 жыл бұрын

    3:40, that aged rather well

  • @CT--js6sp
    @CT--js6sp Жыл бұрын

    3:52 I love how the American laughs at the British empire 😂

  • @weezyfbaby573
    @weezyfbaby5735 жыл бұрын

    These accents are 1776% completely accurate.

  • @panzer_weeb8937

    @panzer_weeb8937

    4 жыл бұрын

    Russian is especially, cuz this guy is russian

  • @BuiltForSomethingElse29

    @BuiltForSomethingElse29

    4 жыл бұрын

    Technically that’s the same as 100%

  • @icantcomeupwithagoodusername24

    @icantcomeupwithagoodusername24

    4 жыл бұрын

    bruh

  • @mathewtipich2266

    @mathewtipich2266

    4 жыл бұрын

    Definitely

  • @hugostiglitz1816

    @hugostiglitz1816

    4 жыл бұрын

    "History began on July 4, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake!"

  • @stanleymurrie8431
    @stanleymurrie84315 жыл бұрын

    "Morning!" America: "Not the limeys" American: I HATE LIMEYS!!" Russian: "...."

  • @fufuyio_1206

    @fufuyio_1206

    5 жыл бұрын

    2:11

  • @unclejimmy2630

    @unclejimmy2630

    5 жыл бұрын

    I love that word... limeys

  • @animesniper7785

    @animesniper7785

    5 жыл бұрын

    that was the best part next to il beat a martian's ass I don't even care

  • @historygirl6732

    @historygirl6732

    5 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @airraid9614

    @airraid9614

    5 жыл бұрын

    As an American I HATE LIMEYS

  • @secretsauceii3810
    @secretsauceii38103 жыл бұрын

    “What’s that? I think I see a mirage!” “That’s just what we need: the French Air Force.”

  • @memonashah44
    @memonashah443 жыл бұрын

    “We are here for peacekeeping, so I’ll take this peace” Lol🤣😂😂

  • @BigDictator5335
    @BigDictator53355 жыл бұрын

    Luxembourg? That's on our borders! No it isn't; it's nowhere near! _Soon it will be_

  • @vitalykruschev9216

    @vitalykruschev9216

    5 жыл бұрын

    Moving our division towards Luxembourg, tovarisch !

  • @enamelalchemist

    @enamelalchemist

    5 жыл бұрын

    is that a threat, comrade

  • @hootsdagay235

    @hootsdagay235

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @unbekannt0147

    @unbekannt0147

    5 жыл бұрын

    Very right comrade

  • @Zurgo-fl1kx

    @Zurgo-fl1kx

    5 жыл бұрын

    Go to Luxembourg BLYAT

  • @alexsnowden7715
    @alexsnowden77156 жыл бұрын

    “But, there’s no life here. Not even on a bacterial level” *phases over to Abrams surrounded by grass*

  • @SquireComedy

    @SquireComedy

    6 жыл бұрын

    Stop enlightening the people, Snowden!

  • @davecocoa3866

    @davecocoa3866

    6 жыл бұрын

    i love it when squire makes fun of america then gets killed by a 32mm gatling cannon

  • @Idontmatter1234

    @Idontmatter1234

    6 жыл бұрын

    Only one place in the whole world is like that. The Atacama Desert. Looks like the moon

  • @omnipotank

    @omnipotank

    6 жыл бұрын

    dave cocoa 30mm

  • @wwii4591

    @wwii4591

    6 жыл бұрын

    DE DUH DE DE DAH DE DU DUH DO DA DE DE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Chadnesium
    @Chadnesium2 жыл бұрын

    5:03 that aged so well

  • @iliadnetfear2586
    @iliadnetfear25863 жыл бұрын

    "Don't hit our lower plate!" "Don't hit our lower plate!" *hits lower plate.* "You arse!"

  • @Pundae
    @Pundae5 жыл бұрын

    "I'll beat a Martian's ass, I don't even care!" -the most American thing in this video "Luxembourg? That's on our borders!" "No it isn't" *"soon it will be"* -the most Russian thing in this video

  • @cadenorris4009

    @cadenorris4009

    5 жыл бұрын

    No the most American part of the video is 6:15

  • @nekuriesantos6283

    @nekuriesantos6283

    5 жыл бұрын

    what about carrying 6 m249s and 2 m240s and 10 m60s

  • @srsherman7390

    @srsherman7390

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol 😆

  • @thegermanempire489

    @thegermanempire489

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tho it was the Martian that kicked America’s ass

  • @faithful4654

    @faithful4654

    5 жыл бұрын

    I read the American part right when he said it.

  • @IntrepidAnimations
    @IntrepidAnimations6 жыл бұрын

    I'm so proud of these lines... they killed my throat. WORTH IT.

  • @McSkumm

    @McSkumm

    6 жыл бұрын

    *Bows in humble supplication to your sheer awesomeness*

  • @IntrepidAnimations

    @IntrepidAnimations

    6 жыл бұрын

    I THANK YOU GOOD SIR!

  • @itsbalancediswear2012

    @itsbalancediswear2012

    6 жыл бұрын

    TheGamingSoviet OH SHIT DUDE YOUR IN THIS NICE

  • @donk2x836

    @donk2x836

    6 жыл бұрын

    TheGamingSoviet hello sovietwomble

  • @alexalder1028

    @alexalder1028

    6 жыл бұрын

    @TheGamingSoviet, Jolly good job!

  • @Muhammad_Rishad_Baldemar
    @Muhammad_Rishad_Baldemar3 жыл бұрын

    "america has the most powerful military in the world,hell the universe i'll beat the martians ass" "aaah but gaijin enetertainment is a russian company" breaking the fourth wall i see

  • @randomcamera746
    @randomcamera746 Жыл бұрын

    5:11 That didn't age very well...

  • @nukclear2741

    @nukclear2741

    Жыл бұрын

    Nonsense. The west hasn't even hurt Russia. The sanctions are useless. But can you please remove the sanctions, not because they're hurting or anything. But... uhhhhhhhhh... because London will fall into cannibalism if you don't. Yeah, that's right.

  • @4tbf616

    @4tbf616

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@nukclear2741 dude, hes talking about the A-10 Warthog now being in the game you fucking snowflake

  • @LizaNylen
    @LizaNylen4 жыл бұрын

    9:10 Americain M1 abrams tank: *hears the word “oil” *turns on engine*

  • @cavscout678

    @cavscout678

    3 жыл бұрын

    And it sounds like V8 😆

  • @OneLostTexan

    @OneLostTexan

    3 жыл бұрын

    Luxembourg? Oil?? Sounds like Germany solving it’s oil shortages

  • @Zirkobi

    @Zirkobi

    3 жыл бұрын

    Obviously. I mean, considering how thirsty those M1's are, it's no surprise they're running out 😂😂

  • @8Maduce50

    @8Maduce50

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@OneLostTexan probably better luck than trying to invade russia for a third time.

  • @8Maduce50

    @8Maduce50

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@argumasch663 ah yes thats why they ended up with possession of Poland, after ww1 oh wait they lost it.

  • @tovarischshashlikov
    @tovarischshashlikov6 жыл бұрын

    the one who voiced the american is called thegamingsoviet *OH THE IRONY IT HURTS*

  • @thatrandomguy8157

    @thatrandomguy8157

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tovarisch Shashlikov lmao yes

  • @michaelmayo2489

    @michaelmayo2489

    6 жыл бұрын

    lmao i just put that on a different comment

  • @MoondropSimulacra

    @MoondropSimulacra

    6 жыл бұрын

    lol... ggwp soviets... heheh

  • @totallyinconspicuous1628

    @totallyinconspicuous1628

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's not a communist joke unless everyone gets it

  • @averagep3rson954

    @averagep3rson954

    6 жыл бұрын

    A sovient spy

  • @Historyguy-xu5ht
    @Historyguy-xu5ht3 жыл бұрын

    1:24 “you know we’re in Egypt right”

  • @Dersephh
    @Dersephh3 жыл бұрын

    3:03 i feel in love with that accent

  • @goldenrodprime226
    @goldenrodprime2265 жыл бұрын

    British Empire: *exists* USA: *dies of laughter*

  • @panzerkampfwagenviausfuhru2700

    @panzerkampfwagenviausfuhru2700

    4 жыл бұрын

    *laughs in democracy*

  • @Avrelianvs

    @Avrelianvs

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@panzerkampfwagenviausfuhru2700 *Laughs in Mighty Tiger*

  • @Bluesonofman

    @Bluesonofman

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@panzerkampfwagenviausfuhru2700 *Republicanism

  • @manuelnunes1502

    @manuelnunes1502

    4 жыл бұрын

    USA: what Empire?

  • @CoreRealm

    @CoreRealm

    4 жыл бұрын

    Laughs in rebellion

  • @lukathurinn7906
    @lukathurinn79065 жыл бұрын

    "We've already liberated this region!" Literally destroyed one tank

  • @indahf.freztiyana824

    @indahf.freztiyana824

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kid: [Holding a plastic toy] USA: That kid got a weapon, disarm him...!

  • @trijetz3562

    @trijetz3562

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@indahf.freztiyana824 A WEAPON OF *MASS DESTRUCTION!*

  • @arrowup8711

    @arrowup8711

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@trijetz3562 _FREEDOM_

  • @ruslankazimov622

    @ruslankazimov622

    4 жыл бұрын

    WoW!!! That's a lot of *collateral* damage!!!

  • @Kallikallikalli

    @Kallikallikalli

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@trijetz3562 TAKE THAT *QUACK*ING THING OUT

  • @GAV3517
    @GAV35173 жыл бұрын

    Торнайду привет!

  • @benprewitt4600
    @benprewitt46004 жыл бұрын

    "Besides, we sold them all those missiles last month so they're all out of money..." I'M DYING

  • @BattlewarPenguin
    @BattlewarPenguin5 жыл бұрын

    "HAVE MERCY MAN, THINK OF THE BREXIT" I cracked

  • @british-sama7007

    @british-sama7007

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me to

  • @aplane9625

    @aplane9625

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge68075 жыл бұрын

    325,000,000 barrels worth of oil discovered in Luxembourg... 9:09 *Cranks up Abrams tank

  • @bryanpseno4203

    @bryanpseno4203

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cordell Kelley lol I like that part

  • @thiccchungo1041

    @thiccchungo1041

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dixie horn had me dying xD

  • @xveexgd323

    @xveexgd323

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's how us Americans are XD

  • @DusanStev996

    @DusanStev996

    5 жыл бұрын

    And it's a V8

  • @alexalexyou4406

    @alexalexyou4406

    5 жыл бұрын

    The engine does not start correctly!!!

  • @MackieLevyn
    @MackieLevyn3 жыл бұрын

    “Were here to peacekeep, so well take this piece right here i think.”

  • @PaperEater_
    @PaperEater_3 жыл бұрын

    I swear to god you make the BEST military comedy scetches on the planet, in my opinion, if you've got anyone else in mind, tell me, I'd probably love them.

  • @alliem4473
    @alliem44735 жыл бұрын

    Omg I started to die when America laughed about the British Empire XD

  • @arrowup8711

    @arrowup8711

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Bjorn Blood Born MURICA

  • @godemperortrump6932

    @godemperortrump6932

    4 жыл бұрын

    What empire

  • @voughklry8362

    @voughklry8362

    4 жыл бұрын

    "empire"

  • @IronLord2014

    @IronLord2014

    4 жыл бұрын

    Imperial Guardsman The empire we will bring back!!

  • @godemperortrump6932

    @godemperortrump6932

    4 жыл бұрын

    Iron Lord 2014 good luck with that

  • @shanghai3688
    @shanghai36885 жыл бұрын

    "It's the cold war all over again!" "Hardly; look around you." I love it.

  • @shinkreytpuylap

    @shinkreytpuylap

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Taramafor Haikido Thot war

  • @republicofoctania9571

    @republicofoctania9571

    2 жыл бұрын

    More like the warm war

  • @CorsairAB

    @CorsairAB

    Жыл бұрын

    It's the hot war or warm sausage bacon war

  • @goldgamercommenting2990
    @goldgamercommenting29903 жыл бұрын

    9:35 LUXENBERG THATS ON OUR BOARDERS

  • @joeligma2971

    @joeligma2971

    3 жыл бұрын

    no it isnt... Then it will be.

  • @goldgamercommenting2990

    @goldgamercommenting2990

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joeligma2971 **shows a google earth montage of Europe and Luxenberg**

  • @ares_bluesteel
    @ares_bluesteel Жыл бұрын

    “Hello comrade, it seems your tank model is outdated, and on fire.”

  • @kellenbrinton5637
    @kellenbrinton56376 жыл бұрын

    This is more realistic than warthunder realistic mode

  • @dinodude7290

    @dinodude7290

    6 жыл бұрын

    true.

  • @Max-qb1ym

    @Max-qb1ym

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kellen Brinton it is war thunder ?

  • @businesswoofer

    @businesswoofer

    5 жыл бұрын

    This whole game has gotten garbage over the 1-2 years

  • @alamoemperor3845

    @alamoemperor3845

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@businesswoofer aaaw, where did the bad plane touch u

  • @businesswoofer

    @businesswoofer

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @slavvodkaman9359
    @slavvodkaman93595 жыл бұрын

    Murica: Did he said Oil?!! *SENDING ALL TANK DIVISION*

  • @rimmipeepsicles1870

    @rimmipeepsicles1870

    5 жыл бұрын

    Well, you can take Alaska. They ain't needing it's oil anyway.

  • @The-Gh05t3d-Gh05t

    @The-Gh05t3d-Gh05t

    5 жыл бұрын

    That coming from Stalin

  • @watcherdavid3158

    @watcherdavid3158

    5 жыл бұрын

    Opa they'll be sent to gulag

  • @noanime0610

    @noanime0610

    5 жыл бұрын

    Actually America is like we will stop the evil in ur country give u support and freedom

  • @watcherdavid3158

    @watcherdavid3158

    5 жыл бұрын

    After lenin you could say Ussr became semi capitalist. Communist. At lest because of the economy of Ussr in that time

  • @jackfisher3154
    @jackfisher31542 жыл бұрын

    “All we have to do is call in one A-10 Warthog and you boys are done for.” “Good luck with that there not even in the game, mate.” -Forshadowing-

  • @alexbenlazreg3861
    @alexbenlazreg38613 жыл бұрын

    this is even more accurate than the history channel at night

  • @ghost1841
    @ghost18415 жыл бұрын

    "No, Russia has never lost!" *World war 1 flashbacks*

  • @frenchsoldier8485

    @frenchsoldier8485

    5 жыл бұрын

    That wasn't Russia, and last I checked, Germany didn't RULE Russia

  • @ghost1841

    @ghost1841

    5 жыл бұрын

    Russia surrendered the eastern front when the civil war broke out meaning they technically lost.@@frenchsoldier8485

  • @frenchsoldier8485

    @frenchsoldier8485

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ghost1841 We backed out of war

  • @BagoPorkRinds

    @BagoPorkRinds

    5 жыл бұрын

    Russia lost to Japan in the Russo Japanese war in 1905.

  • @frenchsoldier8485

    @frenchsoldier8485

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@BagoPorkRinds We lost naval war, Russia does not have many ports

  • @Nietmeg
    @Nietmeg6 жыл бұрын

    Actually brilliant "I know what will solve this!" "The UN?" "That will never work"

  • @ok-tq7nt

    @ok-tq7nt

    6 жыл бұрын

    >inb4 political argument ensues

  • @astina65
    @astina653 жыл бұрын

    Ice cream...5 seconds later... melted ice cream

  • @domaniqsanchez2653
    @domaniqsanchez26532 жыл бұрын

    This is exactly what Putin searched on how to invade Ukraine after KZread removed dislikes.

  • @retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456

    @retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456

    2 жыл бұрын

    A man of culture, I see.

  • @sinfullife8219
    @sinfullife82195 жыл бұрын

    O.peration I.raqi L.iberation

  • @maxwelljw8400

    @maxwelljw8400

    5 жыл бұрын

    That was original codename for the invasion, however the higher ups in the us military noticed the acronym and changed it to freedom.

  • @pdr_2703

    @pdr_2703

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@maxwelljw8400 wow '- '

  • @NoahParkes

    @NoahParkes

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@pdr_2703 OIF*

  • @martinandel2423

    @martinandel2423

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@maxwelljw8400 You meant Freeoil didn't you. Operation Desert Freeoil, thats sounds about right.

  • @cjnewson88

    @cjnewson88

    5 жыл бұрын

    You realise all the major oil contracts in Iraq went to Russia and China, right?

  • @uhohLungJuice
    @uhohLungJuice4 жыл бұрын

    My father fought in Desert... Thunder... As an M1 Abrams loader, and he confirmed this video is 100% accurate, and it should be archived and considered as documentary footage.

  • @mikumiku8231

    @mikumiku8231

    3 жыл бұрын

    Woah..... that’s nice.

  • @half-pro

    @half-pro

    3 жыл бұрын

    oh

  • @ic6492

    @ic6492

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@troyludemann funny thing is that the Abrams has a manual loader.

  • @Zackislivid

    @Zackislivid

    3 жыл бұрын

    My dad was the commander of the m2 challanger

  • @ChronicUptier

    @ChronicUptier

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@troyludemann No it doesn't.

  • @999foxy3
    @999foxy34 жыл бұрын

    Every time someone says “Oil” America : I have awaken from my slumber

  • @Ball-pf4bx
    @Ball-pf4bx3 жыл бұрын

    8:09 Now that the new update came out, you wouldn't have to skip this scene, you could just show the actual nuke.

  • @toaster2371
    @toaster23714 жыл бұрын

    American: "We're here to protect this oil fie- *clears throat* country" Russian: "And we're here to anne- I mean stabilize this country" I think that defines both countrys 100%

  • @Dz73zxxx

    @Dz73zxxx

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chinese: "yo ho ho and your economy is ours"

  • @toaster2371

    @toaster2371

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Dz73zxxx Im suprised my comment is still getting attention from people (Edit: Accidentally left a letter out of a word)

  • @Hekeda

    @Hekeda

    4 жыл бұрын

    MTF Operative [REDACTED] SCP 682 has entered your butthole

  • @thinbluelinesupporter4157

    @thinbluelinesupporter4157

    4 жыл бұрын

    The russians like their oil too thats why they invaded crimea to secure oil pipelines to europe

  • @peiershen8221

    @peiershen8221

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well in our defense (America) you try to live a day without oil!

  • @L0stEngineer
    @L0stEngineer6 жыл бұрын

    This is the best international satire a British gamer can make with a Russian game on an American streaming service.

  • @josephhardwicke6344

    @josephhardwicke6344

    6 жыл бұрын

    The writing, editing and voices are so amazing and funny. I love this channel.

  • @IamDogge
    @IamDogge3 жыл бұрын

    *Abrams engine* Literally anyone: “oil” *Abrams starts up and goes full speed towards oil*

  • @Angelthewolf
    @Angelthewolf2 жыл бұрын

    „It seems like ur tank model is outdated… and on fire“

  • @mattreds3365
    @mattreds33655 жыл бұрын

    "Oh hello, what's that, I think I see a mirage" "Oh great, that's all we need. The French Air Force."

  • @silverwolf5643

    @silverwolf5643

    4 жыл бұрын

    I finally understand it

  • @ItzFoxUwU

    @ItzFoxUwU

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@silverwolf5643 I still dont

  • @tanayraj2494

    @tanayraj2494

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ItzFoxUwU mirage 2000 are fighters of Armee de l'aire (french air force)

  • @Napalmratte
    @Napalmratte6 жыл бұрын

    I think I´ll postpone the oil change on my beloved car ....

  • @jangustl_wt2358

    @jangustl_wt2358

    6 жыл бұрын

    I mean the german sky is full of american equipment. Last time i was on a cycling tour between bavaria and Thüringen(the past inner german border) and someone mentioned that he needs track oil for the bicycle and suddenly AH-1 and Chinnok Cargo choppers appearedout of nowhere in the area. It feels like german skys of '44 ,only merican planes choopers and another funny stuff.

  • @Dsl-_-

    @Dsl-_-

    6 жыл бұрын

    soulja boy MURICA FUCK YEAH

  • @baine1985

    @baine1985

    6 жыл бұрын

    We're here to uh...PEACEKEEP yer car. YEEEEHAAAW! (Yes, I'm an American, no we don't go Yeehaw in the Armored Corps and no we don't really go after oil.)

  • @HardcoreHenry04

    @HardcoreHenry04

    6 жыл бұрын

    DID YOU SAY OIL

  • @beefstew6512

    @beefstew6512

    6 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/o6aNwaWMgs68ZrA.html sums up the situation

  • @dirtyvinyl8817
    @dirtyvinyl88172 жыл бұрын

    5:03 And America took that personally fast forward to 2022....

  • @Turgineer
    @Turgineer2 жыл бұрын

    5:48 "Right, I know what all solve this." "The UN?" "No, that never works."

  • @samdaman9214
    @samdaman92146 жыл бұрын

    Hears oil somewhere in the world America *starts engine of m1*

  • @darthstanley166

    @darthstanley166

    6 жыл бұрын

    samdaman921 timing is everything! Truly funny!

  • @CapitalTeeth

    @CapitalTeeth

    6 жыл бұрын

    Spend oil to get oil

  • @timesthree5757

    @timesthree5757

    6 жыл бұрын

    hell yea My 87 ford f250 needs fuel!

  • @barleysixseventwo6665

    @barleysixseventwo6665

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Irony being there's a treasure trove of oil in the Gulf of Mexico, but even red-hot Louisiana is queasy about drilling near it's own ecosphere.

  • @generalhorse493

    @generalhorse493

    6 жыл бұрын

    And then renewable energy happens....

  • @jamier65551
    @jamier655514 жыл бұрын

    "Luxembourg? That's on our borders!" "No it isn't, it's nowhere close" "Then it will be." *USSR anthem intensifies*

  • @sooryan_1018

    @sooryan_1018

    3 жыл бұрын

    **Lenin wakes up from the coffin** Aurgh Aurgh MUST. CRUSH. CAPITALISM.

  • @cyrildewaha

    @cyrildewaha

    3 жыл бұрын

    As a Luxembourger I feel targeted now lol

  • @jamier65551

    @jamier65551

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cyrildewaha didn't you hear the news? It's now Russia!

  • @callicottplays

    @callicottplays

    3 жыл бұрын

    whats the russian music called

  • @capposalvation1208

    @capposalvation1208

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@callicottplays Moscow, 1953, the last part of it.

  • @Nugire
    @Nugire2 жыл бұрын

    In the wake of recent events, this video should be in the KZread recommandation purely because of the title....

  • @realitycheck9762
    @realitycheck9762 Жыл бұрын

    The A-10 gun strike was just too much. Like they say, A Brit fears nothing but the American Air Force... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lollylemur5041
    @lollylemur50415 жыл бұрын

    I am American. I can verify these American accents are top notch 👌

  • @F16enthusiast

    @F16enthusiast

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lolly Lemur I can verify as an American myself that everything these Americans did in this video is highly correct

  • @dezert956

    @dezert956

    5 жыл бұрын

    I agree

  • @lollylemur5041

    @lollylemur5041

    5 жыл бұрын

    I did not expect to get 139 likes, most I’ve gotten I think

  • @Razor-gx2dq

    @Razor-gx2dq

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @Epsilon434

    @Epsilon434

    5 жыл бұрын

    As well am I but that is southern accent

  • @gdbthunderboo888
    @gdbthunderboo8884 жыл бұрын

    America: destroys 1 tank America again: we’ve already liberated this here country

  • @abhinavmk6365

    @abhinavmk6365

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thish yer is actually the correct sentence.

  • @gdbthunderboo888

    @gdbthunderboo888

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wow thx for all the likes guys!

  • @KodyDaFox
    @KodyDaFox Жыл бұрын

    5:04 "they're not even in the game" well that definitely changed...

  • @pedromachado505

    @pedromachado505

    Жыл бұрын

    I was trying to find a comment with this

  • @Nancy3
    @Nancy33 жыл бұрын

    That Egyptian tank has been burning during the whole video

  • @devasc8958
    @devasc89585 жыл бұрын

    Step 1: take a picture of oil Step 2: show it to America Step 3: you win

  • @shidqifarda2940

    @shidqifarda2940

    5 жыл бұрын

    Step4: And you get banned ten years

  • @ay0vee978

    @ay0vee978

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@shidqifarda2940 hh

  • @atarigod8634

    @atarigod8634

    4 жыл бұрын

    thats How to get freedom

  • @cosmicberry6096

    @cosmicberry6096

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did someone say *O I L*

  • @sergeantskrtskrt9594
    @sergeantskrtskrt95944 жыл бұрын

    "It seems that the Pyramids of Giza have fallen down." The fact that the Egyptians killed himself right after. I lost it. I've lived in Egypt for most of my life before moving to Canada and I can verify that was accurate.

  • @SaberRattlerII

    @SaberRattlerII

    3 жыл бұрын

    iam from jordan but if we had something like this happen i wouldve done the same

  • @mr.prestige9798

    @mr.prestige9798

    3 жыл бұрын

    This was the funniest part

  • @BirdiesGoCherp

    @BirdiesGoCherp

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mr.prestige9798 Thank you, I felt a bit insecure while recording that part.

  • @nrgbladex7670
    @nrgbladex76703 жыл бұрын

    I love how through the entire video the tank in the middle is still on fire.

  • @zayyanhakim747
    @zayyanhakim7472 жыл бұрын

    0:26 random tank: guess better check the oil The Americans: did i hear *OIL?!*

  • @dynoproduction1728
    @dynoproduction17284 жыл бұрын

    Egyptian: Better check the oil... American: I’m about to end this mans whole career

  • @alexwest2573

    @alexwest2573

    3 жыл бұрын

    @تشارلز حكمة I don’t even know why we went to the Middle East when we drill for oil out in Texas and the oceans along the coast there’s lots of oil rigs

  • @alexwest2573

    @alexwest2573

    3 жыл бұрын

    @تشارلز حكمة that’s probably because of how the military industrial complex is filled up with warhawks (people who wish for war so they can line there pockets with money) which isn’t good even one of are previous presidents back in the 60s warned the American people about the military industrial complex I think it was Dwight Eisenhower the 34th president

  • @alexwest2573

    @alexwest2573

    3 жыл бұрын

    @تشارلز حكمة that’s exactly right the rich get richer and they don’t give a fuck about your sons and daughters who join the military, it’s quite sad really, the us government didn’t want to use there own oil so they made a few reasons to invade a country that doesn’t really want us there and the only thing that comes from that is wounded and dead on both sides which at the end of the day just adds fuel to the fire

  • @yehia4638

    @yehia4638

    3 жыл бұрын

    Im Egyptian ngl lmaoo

  • @kashmello
    @kashmello4 жыл бұрын

    As an American, I can, in fact, confirm that we end 90% of our sentences with *"YEEEEEEEHAW"*

  • @underworldguardian704

    @underworldguardian704

    3 жыл бұрын

    You mean Texan

  • @guests7647

    @guests7647

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m floridein

  • @nokilo2478

    @nokilo2478

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm Ohioan and can confirm as well

  • @stonewolf5054

    @stonewolf5054

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think you mean 98%

  • @RonnieDeHaan

    @RonnieDeHaan

    3 жыл бұрын

    As an Arizonan I can confirm

  • @martinjuulandersen9694
    @martinjuulandersen9694 Жыл бұрын

    I knew as soon as they said A-10 that the British tank would get friendly-fired 😂😂

  • @TVNDRA
    @TVNDRA3 жыл бұрын

    I love the very silent and casual starting of the engine during the Luxembourg oil discovery by the American tank😂😂

  • @BeardedDanishViking
    @BeardedDanishViking6 жыл бұрын

    "I think I see a mirage! Oh great, that's all we need, the french airforce" Holy hell that part had me in absolute stitches. xD!

  • @fruitella196

    @fruitella196

    6 жыл бұрын

    idan harush i think the joke is that a aircraft called the mirage was coming (assuming it's a French aircraft)

  • @dakprescottisagrownassman9681

    @dakprescottisagrownassman9681

    5 жыл бұрын

    France would have been in the video but they surrendered for it started

  • @BaguetteGamingOfficial

    @BaguetteGamingOfficial

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cody Nutkiss Hilarious

  • @literalantifaterrorist4673

    @literalantifaterrorist4673

    5 жыл бұрын

    Fire Shot Studios A Mirage is a French aircraft, that's the joke

  • @rimmipeepsicles1870

    @rimmipeepsicles1870

    5 жыл бұрын

    And only now did I associate this joke with Dassault Mirage fighters.

  • @cf-1043
    @cf-10434 жыл бұрын

    "I think I see a mirage" "Oh great...that's all we need...the French Air Force" *got me laughing so hard*

  • @paleoph6168

    @paleoph6168

    3 жыл бұрын

    7:52

  • @adityayadavx447

    @adityayadavx447

    3 жыл бұрын

    same...i laughed so hard;

  • @ofekk213

    @ofekk213

    3 жыл бұрын

    i dont get the joke

  • @adityayadavx447

    @adityayadavx447

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ofekk213 "Mirage" is the name of French Fighter Jets and also, the word "Mirage" is used for "something which is not there but is still visible as an illusion". So when they say that they see a mirage, sarcastically it also means the French airforce.

  • @smortstonk4591

    @smortstonk4591

    3 жыл бұрын

    Baguette AGMs deployed

  • @CT--kf1fk
    @CT--kf1fk3 жыл бұрын

    Love videos like this, well done squire

  • @KarenSlayer
    @KarenSlayer Жыл бұрын

    When they said Luxembourg had oil and the American tank started up...🤣

  • @CrimsonGuard1992
    @CrimsonGuard19925 жыл бұрын

    Russian: Luxemburg?! That's on our borders! British: No it isn't! Russian: Soon it will be :) lmao

  • @yevheniisnezhko8292

    @yevheniisnezhko8292

    5 жыл бұрын

    they started from Ukraine and then will nuke the Europe and everybody will be dead

  • @breannabond226

    @breannabond226

    5 жыл бұрын

    Russia gets there and the Americans have already set up a football stadium and are in the process of introducing country to Luxembourg

  • @yevheniisnezhko8292

    @yevheniisnezhko8292

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@breannabond226 well russians dont have enough forces to take Europe but they nuke and go....scary

  • @USSAnimeNCC-

    @USSAnimeNCC-

    5 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @smc0718

    @smc0718

    5 жыл бұрын

    2019 return of the Soviet Union

  • @lordmashie
    @lordmashie5 жыл бұрын

    Isn't it ironic how "TheGamingSoviet" plays the most American character

  • @bigrussianoof6086

    @bigrussianoof6086

    5 жыл бұрын

    Xd🤣

  • @rollsroycegriffon2375

    @rollsroycegriffon2375

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah True!

  • @stacywebb2717

    @stacywebb2717

    5 жыл бұрын

    The irony is painful

  • @thebigs6405

    @thebigs6405

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @MemrSFM

    @MemrSFM

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah

  • @melancholymelon5316
    @melancholymelon53164 жыл бұрын

    "it's the cold war all over again" "Hardly, look around you"

  • @SargeLoki
    @SargeLoki2 жыл бұрын

    I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. And right now this conflict is so relevant again.

  • @zhousteven188
    @zhousteven1884 жыл бұрын

    "Hello comrade, it seems like your tank model is outdated and on fire. Luckily' we have a deal for you!!" - most Russian thing ever

  • @thefatjapanesepufferfish1906

    @thefatjapanesepufferfish1906

    3 жыл бұрын

    Funny things huh

  • @mr.leviafanos675

    @mr.leviafanos675

    3 жыл бұрын

    As Russian - no. The most Russian thing I heard is “Oy blya”. It’s like “oh fuck”

  • @zhousteven188

    @zhousteven188

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mr. Leviafanos that's true. I just found that line particularly funny because Russia has sold a lot of weapons to Arab countries lol.

  • @Eire_Aontaithe

    @Eire_Aontaithe

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mr.leviafanos675 No, that is just a swearing, like damn your stereotypes are so idiot...

  • @salty5613

    @salty5613

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Eire_Aontaithe yes and oh fuck is the most American thing I know

  • @Dita2233
    @Dita22336 жыл бұрын

    Glorious

  • @AxDhan

    @AxDhan

    6 жыл бұрын

    Indeed glorious

  • @hardlydank932

    @hardlydank932

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ive seen ur vids

  • @chriswilliams8009

    @chriswilliams8009

    6 жыл бұрын

    Is this going to be a part of wins and fails?

  • @sebastiancizmarov1273

    @sebastiancizmarov1273

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dita Weaboo

  • @ruski_pusi1172

    @ruski_pusi1172

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dito-dorito

  • @digit-zero
    @digit-zero2 жыл бұрын

    "Good luck with that, they're not even in the game mate" - Foreshadowing

  • @thickboi7570
    @thickboi7570 Жыл бұрын

    “Guess I better check the oil” Oil USA: THEY HAVE OIL BLOW THEM TO FUCKING KINGDOM KA!

  • @yeaiamtrill
    @yeaiamtrill6 жыл бұрын

    DID I HEAR OIL

  • @oscarodell914

    @oscarodell914

    6 жыл бұрын

    *FREEDOM INCREASES*

  • @olivevkb

    @olivevkb

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm American, but these oil jokes give me the decent humor I need.

  • @major_kukri2430

    @major_kukri2430

    6 жыл бұрын

    catty gaming yeah I'm fixing my car..... Please don't take it.

  • @someidiot1399

    @someidiot1399

    6 жыл бұрын

    catty gaming HAVE MERCY MAN,THINK OF THE BREXIT

  • @yeaiamtrill

    @yeaiamtrill

    6 жыл бұрын

    Major_kukri america comes first.

  • @22dominoS
    @22dominoS6 жыл бұрын

    It's like.... *VODKA VS TEA VS COLA*

  • @dmechanicodude3960

    @dmechanicodude3960

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yes but what about bourbon?

  • @bearcatben4762

    @bearcatben4762

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tea gets knocked out immediadly and then we replace the vodka with rum and mix it with to cola

  • @bearcatben4762

    @bearcatben4762

    5 жыл бұрын

    america would be coffee

  • @caseyb1346

    @caseyb1346

    5 жыл бұрын

    kompot vs tea vs cola

  • @haijin7484

    @haijin7484

    5 жыл бұрын

    Fun Fact: The Russians actually like Coca Cola that they even made their own Cola with a different name.

  • @hardtake.e39
    @hardtake.e393 жыл бұрын

    This is way too perfect.. One of my favorite videos on youtube

  • @HodgePodgeVids1
    @HodgePodgeVids13 жыл бұрын

    Squire needs to make video like this again

  • @tripwire3992
    @tripwire39925 жыл бұрын

    Get life of Boris to do a voice one time

  • @toniadavis7433
    @toniadavis74335 жыл бұрын

    "I think I see a mirage!" "Great, the last thing we need is the French air force"

  • @paleoph6168

    @paleoph6168

    3 жыл бұрын

    7:52

  • @ninaphone

    @ninaphone

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ahhhhhhh. I get it! The mirage plane!

  • @Mr50fan
    @Mr50fan2 жыл бұрын

    I was actually crying with laughter by the time the non-existent A10 turned up..... oh the irony!!!

  • @henri.stach1208
    @henri.stach12083 жыл бұрын

    I waited for this tutorial so long! Now i can finally apply it.

  • @nlforces2079
    @nlforces20795 жыл бұрын

    'it's still an abandoned desert, well there's a name; New Plymouth' xDDD

  • @Ty-yt3lj

    @Ty-yt3lj

    5 жыл бұрын

    N L Forces I live in Plymouth and there's probably more to do in that desert

  • @bryanpseno4203

    @bryanpseno4203

    5 жыл бұрын

    N L Forces lol I like that name

  • @rimmipeepsicles1870

    @rimmipeepsicles1870

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Ty-yt3lj This might get you triggered, but squire also said:"At this point we're not even sure if old Plymouth even exists". Is it not okay.

  • @Ty-yt3lj

    @Ty-yt3lj

    5 жыл бұрын

    RiM Pii come on. Plymouth is the least impactful British city in existence

  • @rimmipeepsicles1870

    @rimmipeepsicles1870

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ok. So thats why its forgotten. At least we know some brits dont give a crap bout their cities.

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