Malort is probably the one liquor that a drunken hobo would turn down 🤣

@OscarStyles

Жыл бұрын

GOOD ONE 🤣

I grew up in the Southside in an area full of Italians, and the only part you got wrong was that all of them definitely pretended they had mob ties

1:58 Was the height of my laughter in this video. Good job, I just found out about your channel. *Laughs in suburban because everything is still relevant*

"I just live there, tf would I know" Should be a slogan.

Lmfao this is so good.

@JohnnyViti

Жыл бұрын

Ayyy

OMG --I LITERALLY HAD REAL CONVERSATIONS like this when I LIVED in Colorado(really!!! just outside Denver) My friends and I (now back in IL) laughed so hard cuz they remember me describing these convos!!! LOVE Ya J

@JohnnyViti

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

The Chicago Handshake without the Pyle

"Pretty windy, huh?"

Love your videos. Hilarious. I would love to please see When a Brewers fan meets a Cubs fan When a Blackhawk fan meets a Redwings fan When a NY Giants fan meets a Jets fan

Being from back of the yards mostly all my friends carry’s a gun 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣so my ass go to Bridgeport to step away from the drama

@allesasmart

15 күн бұрын

You know Danny Garcia?

But seriously, are you related to Al Capone, Johnny?

@JohnnyViti

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@Noodle_7607

10 ай бұрын

Hahaha

Best part of the video at 2:18.

@leebrock4783

Жыл бұрын

"It's like if shame and regret were left to ferment before being distilled through an old, sweaty shoe,” one reader said. A bottle of Jeppson's Malört shown in 2009. We asked Sun-Times readers to describe the spirit's taste, prompting answers of “sweat,” “grapefruit,” “gasoline” and more." Chicago SunTimes. I've watched a few a your videos, and this Malort thing is a recurring theme. So apparently I'll have to at least try it someday . . .

@JohnnyViti

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@daisukishikamaru4920

Жыл бұрын

😂 I always hype up Malort and get my out-of-town friends to drink that shit

The crime obsession. Man, you nailed that. “I just live there, tf would I know.” Perfect.

This one knocks it out of the park….. Sometimes you feel like some exhibit in a museum to be gawked and sputtered at. To make them think I tell them I run a salvage company that dredges the Lake for 55gal drums and used concrete shoes.

on point, as always!

@JohnnyViti

Жыл бұрын

😎

Born in raised and still living on the southwest side near Midway, I have received this reaction when telling ppl Im from the southside like they really expect i dodge bullets all day 😂

You just had to end this video on a Malort joke, didn't you?

Bug spray 🤣🤣

First of all if your part of a mob. You won't say you are part of a mob. I know plenty of people put ketchup on hot dogs. Yes get them with the milort

@jalexander9174

Жыл бұрын

You don’t know any real Chicagoans that put ketchup on a hot dog

@JohnnyViti

Жыл бұрын

I run the mob

I like Malort.

I now love malort somehow

have you ever ran into cheif keef lmfaooooo

Chicago born and raised but I haven't lived there in over 10 years. I think that's past the statute of limitations. I always put ketchup on my hot dog

Did R Kelly ever drive by your high school??

@JohnnyViti

Жыл бұрын

👀

@laurent.9968

Жыл бұрын

I hope not, but probably yes

@KingSpaceySprockets

Жыл бұрын

He drove by my cousins 😂Kenwood High School

@commanderalpaca960

Жыл бұрын

R Kelly WENT to my highschool.

@steveschuch2676

Жыл бұрын

@@commanderalpaca960 god damn

From Colorado and they dont have a gun...? Oh no... the Malort...

Watch he is from the south suburbs. I couldn’t resist.

Malort is nasty tho 😂😆

lmao

Goat videos

@JohnnyViti

Жыл бұрын

Goat comments

@Dross_eva

Жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyViti you are a goat person

I always say "born and bred"

lol

😅😂🤣

I hate running into FIBS