3 Types of People on the "L"

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  • @sergiobauzajr2638
    @sergiobauzajr2638 Жыл бұрын

    The Aldi bag 😂😂😂😂

  • @mikedenton5829
    @mikedenton582910 ай бұрын

    "what's that smell?" Not only did I feel that, I even smelled it

  • @epicsamurai5
    @epicsamurai5 Жыл бұрын

    That moment when you ride at the same time every day, so it’s the same homeless guy.

  • @ellisjackson3355

    @ellisjackson3355

    10 ай бұрын

    He stays on the train all day

  • @kevinhegwood615
    @kevinhegwood615 Жыл бұрын

    Am I the only dude who loved the El? Don't make eye contact with the crazies, don't hold your valuables loosely, know when those a- holes are just scammin'.. it's a good time, man.

  • @jessicakim2511

    @jessicakim2511

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes. It was horrifying.

  • @KingSpaceySprockets
    @KingSpaceySprockets Жыл бұрын

    You forgot the sock man, cologne man, weed man too 😂😂😂❤ love my city red line raised me

  • @Thatguyjack758
    @Thatguyjack758 Жыл бұрын

    Red is where you see the craziest shit, blue is a close second

  • @DnD_Robb404

    @DnD_Robb404

    Ай бұрын

    does green take bronze?

  • @Thatguyjack758

    @Thatguyjack758

    Ай бұрын

    @@DnD_Robb404 yea I’d say it does. I’m assuming you’ve had horrendous experiences on that line.

  • @DnD_Robb404

    @DnD_Robb404

    Ай бұрын

    @@Thatguyjack758 mostly some guy stumbling around, I’m not a chicagoan, and when I do go, I don’t need green.

  • @Thatguyjack758

    @Thatguyjack758

    Ай бұрын

    @@DnD_Robb404 the way I see it. As long as you’re not getting robbed, maimed or killed. I ride the red line regularly so I always have to see the glass as half full.

  • @VigilanteAgumon
    @VigilanteAgumon11 ай бұрын

    As a former New Yorker, I feel like a lot of this also applies to the subway system as well.

  • @enarush1

    @enarush1

    7 ай бұрын

    Just need them bad ass kids selling candy and breaking into the conductor’s cab and getting on the intercom causing trouble

  • @tyshonsullivan4959
    @tyshonsullivan49598 ай бұрын

    This deadass the redline

  • @32FONickweiser
    @32FONickweiser Жыл бұрын

    My dad and I watch all your videos. Thank you for the absolutely hilarious entertainment.

  • @JohnnyViti

    @JohnnyViti

    Жыл бұрын

    Love to hear that!

  • @onsight3003
    @onsight3003 Жыл бұрын

    What did the speaker say anybody knows the next stop lol classic

  • @germangonzalez2039
    @germangonzalez20396 ай бұрын

    Lmao you made eye contact with me that means you're obligated to listen to me for a minimum of 5 mins 😂😂

  • @serafinodiaz-mazzei9353
    @serafinodiaz-mazzei9353 Жыл бұрын

    Accurate description of both the L and the light rail in Phoenix.

  • @Skinnyd4
    @Skinnyd42 ай бұрын

    I've ridden the subways in DC and New York many times, done the Chicago L a handful of time and.... it took me a while to get used to them. Makes me appreciate the relative simplicity of the Philly subway that much more.

  • @curmudgeon7217
    @curmudgeon72174 ай бұрын

    You forgot the racism

  • @sugarmcdoodles8462
    @sugarmcdoodles84629 ай бұрын

    Omg this was too funny 😂 and so accurate. I grew up taking the redline and these shenanigans happened all the time.

  • @jakeryndak5284
    @jakeryndak52842 ай бұрын

    Forgot the dealers who walk up and down the cabs saying inaudible things

  • @Thatguyjack758

    @Thatguyjack758

    2 ай бұрын

    Lou(d) lou(d) lou(d) yep I know exactly what you’re talking about.

  • @danielvelasco4003
    @danielvelasco40034 ай бұрын

    Video Idea: Each L Line as a person

  • @pianosbloxworld4460
    @pianosbloxworld4460 Жыл бұрын

    Applies to all metro systems! I saw so many bags on chairs on the TTC and on the MTA!

  • @dccoulthard
    @dccoulthard10 ай бұрын

    1:43 So fucking true!

  • @jacksonf4
    @jacksonf4 Жыл бұрын

    Public speakerphone/FaceTime should be illegal.

  • @iceman4208
    @iceman4208 Жыл бұрын

    I'm glad I never took that train when I lived there 😂😅😂

  • @jessicakim2511
    @jessicakim2511 Жыл бұрын

    This is so freaking accurate!! Went there for the first and only time in 2017. The L and the city were huuuuuuge disappointments, and the pizza wasn't even that good. Never again.

  • @JohnDoe-wj3lv
    @JohnDoe-wj3lv3 ай бұрын

    This is the Toronto Subway too

  • @johndavidsuayan9239
    @johndavidsuayan9239 Жыл бұрын

    Texan here. I feel safer on the Brown than I do the Red.

  • @Thatguyjack758

    @Thatguyjack758

    7 ай бұрын

    I know a guy at work who got jumped on the brown line after telling some people to stop acting like complete idiots. I guess it just comes to show on American public transit, you just gotta let people do their thing as long as their not threatening others, hurting others or stealing.

  • @user-nm7bc6nv5q
    @user-nm7bc6nv5q5 ай бұрын

    Good video sir, a lot of stuff happens on the L, i like the brown Line out of all the cta trains. The Red line is rough.

  • @St63420

    @St63420

    3 ай бұрын

    Kimball and Lawrence. My old stomping ground. Ravenswood.

  • @Ycytd5d78vcy
    @Ycytd5d78vcy10 ай бұрын

    You need to have a segment on WGN morning show

  • @JaCrispy3060
    @JaCrispy306010 ай бұрын

    I was the first guy once 😂

  • @glenngouldschair390
    @glenngouldschair390 Жыл бұрын

    I can’t imagine what other people on the train were thinking…

  • @JohnnyViti

    @JohnnyViti

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s a set 😂

  • @glenngouldschair390

    @glenngouldschair390

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JohnnyViti oh, I don’t know what the trains look like so I thought it was real

  • @rope_goat
    @rope_goat6 ай бұрын

    Ive been all three at some point

  • @ishaiahsmith
    @ishaiahsmith10 ай бұрын

    Subbed an hour ago

  • @TheKingDNA
    @TheKingDNA2 ай бұрын

    Lol

  • @mtimm9023
    @mtimm9023 Жыл бұрын

    Dude! I know you're in character with the homeless guy. But I stead of making fun of them maybe do some charity work at a homeless shelter

  • @JohnnyViti

    @JohnnyViti

    Жыл бұрын

    I see them a lot going to work and I always offer them food. Wasn’t trying to go hard at them in the video just a character!

  • @natekehoe2319

    @natekehoe2319

    Жыл бұрын

    He can do both!

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