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@sergiobauzajr2638 Жыл бұрын
The Aldi bag 😂😂😂😂
@mikedenton582910 ай бұрын
"what's that smell?" Not only did I feel that, I even smelled it
@epicsamurai5 Жыл бұрын
That moment when you ride at the same time every day, so it’s the same homeless guy.
@ellisjackson3355
10 ай бұрын
He stays on the train all day
@kevinhegwood615 Жыл бұрын
Am I the only dude who loved the El? Don't make eye contact with the crazies, don't hold your valuables loosely, know when those a- holes are just scammin'.. it's a good time, man.
@jessicakim2511
Жыл бұрын
Yes. It was horrifying.
@KingSpaceySprockets Жыл бұрын
You forgot the sock man, cologne man, weed man too 😂😂😂❤ love my city red line raised me
@Thatguyjack758 Жыл бұрын
Red is where you see the craziest shit, blue is a close second
@DnD_Robb404
Ай бұрын
does green take bronze?
@Thatguyjack758
Ай бұрын
@@DnD_Robb404 yea I’d say it does. I’m assuming you’ve had horrendous experiences on that line.
@DnD_Robb404
Ай бұрын
@@Thatguyjack758 mostly some guy stumbling around, I’m not a chicagoan, and when I do go, I don’t need green.
@Thatguyjack758
Ай бұрын
@@DnD_Robb404 the way I see it. As long as you’re not getting robbed, maimed or killed. I ride the red line regularly so I always have to see the glass as half full.
@VigilanteAgumon11 ай бұрын
As a former New Yorker, I feel like a lot of this also applies to the subway system as well.
@enarush1
7 ай бұрын
Just need them bad ass kids selling candy and breaking into the conductor’s cab and getting on the intercom causing trouble
@tyshonsullivan49598 ай бұрын
This deadass the redline
@32FONickweiser Жыл бұрын
My dad and I watch all your videos. Thank you for the absolutely hilarious entertainment.
@JohnnyViti
Жыл бұрын
Love to hear that!
@onsight3003 Жыл бұрын
What did the speaker say anybody knows the next stop lol classic
@germangonzalez20396 ай бұрын
Lmao you made eye contact with me that means you're obligated to listen to me for a minimum of 5 mins 😂😂
@serafinodiaz-mazzei9353 Жыл бұрын
Accurate description of both the L and the light rail in Phoenix.
@Skinnyd42 ай бұрын
I've ridden the subways in DC and New York many times, done the Chicago L a handful of time and.... it took me a while to get used to them. Makes me appreciate the relative simplicity of the Philly subway that much more.
@curmudgeon72174 ай бұрын
You forgot the racism
@sugarmcdoodles84629 ай бұрын
Omg this was too funny 😂 and so accurate. I grew up taking the redline and these shenanigans happened all the time.
@jakeryndak52842 ай бұрын
Forgot the dealers who walk up and down the cabs saying inaudible things
@Thatguyjack758
2 ай бұрын
Lou(d) lou(d) lou(d) yep I know exactly what you’re talking about.
@danielvelasco40034 ай бұрын
Video Idea: Each L Line as a person
@pianosbloxworld4460 Жыл бұрын
Applies to all metro systems! I saw so many bags on chairs on the TTC and on the MTA!
@dccoulthard10 ай бұрын
1:43 So fucking true!
@jacksonf4 Жыл бұрын
Public speakerphone/FaceTime should be illegal.
@iceman4208 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I never took that train when I lived there 😂😅😂
@jessicakim2511 Жыл бұрын
This is so freaking accurate!! Went there for the first and only time in 2017. The L and the city were huuuuuuge disappointments, and the pizza wasn't even that good. Never again.
@JohnDoe-wj3lv3 ай бұрын
This is the Toronto Subway too
@johndavidsuayan9239 Жыл бұрын
Texan here. I feel safer on the Brown than I do the Red.
@Thatguyjack758
7 ай бұрын
I know a guy at work who got jumped on the brown line after telling some people to stop acting like complete idiots. I guess it just comes to show on American public transit, you just gotta let people do their thing as long as their not threatening others, hurting others or stealing.
@user-nm7bc6nv5q5 ай бұрын
Good video sir, a lot of stuff happens on the L, i like the brown Line out of all the cta trains. The Red line is rough.
@St63420
3 ай бұрын
Kimball and Lawrence. My old stomping ground. Ravenswood.
@Ycytd5d78vcy10 ай бұрын
You need to have a segment on WGN morning show
@JaCrispy306010 ай бұрын
I was the first guy once 😂
@glenngouldschair390 Жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine what other people on the train were thinking…
@JohnnyViti
Жыл бұрын
It’s a set 😂
@glenngouldschair390
Жыл бұрын
@@JohnnyViti oh, I don’t know what the trains look like so I thought it was real
@rope_goat6 ай бұрын
Ive been all three at some point
@ishaiahsmith10 ай бұрын
Subbed an hour ago
@TheKingDNA2 ай бұрын
Lol
@mtimm9023 Жыл бұрын
Dude! I know you're in character with the homeless guy. But I stead of making fun of them maybe do some charity work at a homeless shelter
@JohnnyViti
Жыл бұрын
I see them a lot going to work and I always offer them food. Wasn’t trying to go hard at them in the video just a character!
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The Aldi bag 😂😂😂😂
"what's that smell?" Not only did I feel that, I even smelled it
That moment when you ride at the same time every day, so it’s the same homeless guy.
@ellisjackson3355
10 ай бұрын
He stays on the train all day
Am I the only dude who loved the El? Don't make eye contact with the crazies, don't hold your valuables loosely, know when those a- holes are just scammin'.. it's a good time, man.
@jessicakim2511
Жыл бұрын
Yes. It was horrifying.
You forgot the sock man, cologne man, weed man too 😂😂😂❤ love my city red line raised me
Red is where you see the craziest shit, blue is a close second
@DnD_Robb404
Ай бұрын
does green take bronze?
@Thatguyjack758
Ай бұрын
@@DnD_Robb404 yea I’d say it does. I’m assuming you’ve had horrendous experiences on that line.
@DnD_Robb404
Ай бұрын
@@Thatguyjack758 mostly some guy stumbling around, I’m not a chicagoan, and when I do go, I don’t need green.
@Thatguyjack758
Ай бұрын
@@DnD_Robb404 the way I see it. As long as you’re not getting robbed, maimed or killed. I ride the red line regularly so I always have to see the glass as half full.
As a former New Yorker, I feel like a lot of this also applies to the subway system as well.
@enarush1
7 ай бұрын
Just need them bad ass kids selling candy and breaking into the conductor’s cab and getting on the intercom causing trouble
This deadass the redline
My dad and I watch all your videos. Thank you for the absolutely hilarious entertainment.
@JohnnyViti
Жыл бұрын
Love to hear that!
What did the speaker say anybody knows the next stop lol classic
Lmao you made eye contact with me that means you're obligated to listen to me for a minimum of 5 mins 😂😂
Accurate description of both the L and the light rail in Phoenix.
I've ridden the subways in DC and New York many times, done the Chicago L a handful of time and.... it took me a while to get used to them. Makes me appreciate the relative simplicity of the Philly subway that much more.
You forgot the racism
Omg this was too funny 😂 and so accurate. I grew up taking the redline and these shenanigans happened all the time.
Forgot the dealers who walk up and down the cabs saying inaudible things
@Thatguyjack758
2 ай бұрын
Lou(d) lou(d) lou(d) yep I know exactly what you’re talking about.
Video Idea: Each L Line as a person
Applies to all metro systems! I saw so many bags on chairs on the TTC and on the MTA!
1:43 So fucking true!
Public speakerphone/FaceTime should be illegal.
I'm glad I never took that train when I lived there 😂😅😂
This is so freaking accurate!! Went there for the first and only time in 2017. The L and the city were huuuuuuge disappointments, and the pizza wasn't even that good. Never again.
This is the Toronto Subway too
Texan here. I feel safer on the Brown than I do the Red.
@Thatguyjack758
7 ай бұрын
I know a guy at work who got jumped on the brown line after telling some people to stop acting like complete idiots. I guess it just comes to show on American public transit, you just gotta let people do their thing as long as their not threatening others, hurting others or stealing.
Good video sir, a lot of stuff happens on the L, i like the brown Line out of all the cta trains. The Red line is rough.
@St63420
3 ай бұрын
Kimball and Lawrence. My old stomping ground. Ravenswood.
You need to have a segment on WGN morning show
I was the first guy once 😂
I can’t imagine what other people on the train were thinking…
@JohnnyViti
Жыл бұрын
It’s a set 😂
@glenngouldschair390
Жыл бұрын
@@JohnnyViti oh, I don’t know what the trains look like so I thought it was real
Ive been all three at some point
Subbed an hour ago
Lol
Dude! I know you're in character with the homeless guy. But I stead of making fun of them maybe do some charity work at a homeless shelter
@JohnnyViti
Жыл бұрын
I see them a lot going to work and I always offer them food. Wasn’t trying to go hard at them in the video just a character!
@natekehoe2319
Жыл бұрын
He can do both!