If Chicago Neighborhoods Were People

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Which neighborhood are you from?
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  • @ASA4TW
    @ASA4TW Жыл бұрын

    I just love how people not from chicago will not understand at all but if you live here its perfect

  • @pianosbloxworld4460

    @pianosbloxworld4460

    Жыл бұрын

    I don’t come from Chicago, but as I swallowed a Chicago guidebook I find this funny…..

  • @daisukishikamaru4920

    @daisukishikamaru4920

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @calebb_williams

    @calebb_williams

    5 ай бұрын

    Fr😂

  • @user-lf6un9ms8x

    @user-lf6un9ms8x

    2 ай бұрын

    realll

  • @saldanagaona

    @saldanagaona

    20 күн бұрын

    Once you live here for a little while you can’t unsee it. I am not from here but it is where I chose to settle down coming from Texas. I like Bridgeport ❤ The Southside in general not excluding the southwest and east sides either, so underrated and misunderstood from the outside looking in.

  • @jadawngriffis3745
    @jadawngriffis3745 Жыл бұрын

    Lmaoo they should have Garfield Park or Englewood or Little Village slide thru lol

  • @GameStrong578

    @GameStrong578

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @KingSpaceySprockets

    @KingSpaceySprockets

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah no gotta keep it pg 13 😂

  • @bundevsawhney7578

    @bundevsawhney7578

    Жыл бұрын

    Lame selection fr. I would've included Uptown as the off the rockers friend, Albany Park brought the food for everyone, Humboldt Park shows up with a bottle of rum and a boombox, Englewood is causing problems outside, Hyde Park and Kenwood going to bed lmao

  • @SeekTruth28

    @SeekTruth28

    10 ай бұрын

    West Garfield Park in the house!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ellisjackson3355

    @ellisjackson3355

    10 ай бұрын

    Yeah I'm waiting to see those neighborhoods in these types of videos lol

  • @CherylBeachlerRizzo
    @CherylBeachlerRizzo9 ай бұрын

    Ravenswood couldn't make it because he couldn't find a sitter.

  • @JDXC666

    @JDXC666

    Ай бұрын

    Ravenswood resident here and you hit the nail right on the head.

  • @johndavidsuayan9239
    @johndavidsuayan9239 Жыл бұрын

    "Just like the Cubs -- you're not gonna score!" OOH, THE SAVAGERY!

  • @teresapinder3563
    @teresapinder35635 ай бұрын

    for the south side neighborhoods ... a missing piece is adding in the name of the Catholic parish after stating the name of the neighborhood - even if you're not Catholic. My mom grew up in "Canaryville, St Gabe's parish" ... "you know?"

  • @ChuckHaffner

    @ChuckHaffner

    2 ай бұрын

    absolutely

  • @mxgonzo

    @mxgonzo

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah. It's not what neighborhood are you from but which parish do you go to.

  • @WolfRaging95
    @WolfRaging95 Жыл бұрын

    “Just like the Cubs. You’re not gonna score.” 😂😂😂

  • @Legomannsmells
    @Legomannsmells10 ай бұрын

    "what the fuck happened to you logan? you used to be cool" frrrrrrrrrr

  • @kevinhegwood615
    @kevinhegwood615 Жыл бұрын

    Southside response to PBR is better than Old Style...priceless

  • @adamadventures107
    @adamadventures1078 ай бұрын

    The Beverly and Mount Greenwood bit hit hard as a person who lives in a suburb bordering southwest Chicago

  • @7633J
    @7633J8 ай бұрын

    LMAO you punched my uncle because he said PBR is better than Old Style 😆 😂

  • @IAmMrQ
    @IAmMrQ Жыл бұрын

    There's so many Chicagoans in Phoenix that I feel it necessary to be well versed in the culture. It's Chicago in the desert basically.

  • @Dennis_The_Peasant

    @Dennis_The_Peasant

    10 ай бұрын

    That would be everyone in this video's parents

  • @CuriousMarg

    @CuriousMarg

    9 ай бұрын

    They’re really from the suburbs tho. Plenty of them have never lived downtown

  • @ChuckHaffner

    @ChuckHaffner

    2 ай бұрын

    And Portillos now in Scottsdale lol.

  • @kimshultz3582
    @kimshultz3582 Жыл бұрын

    SO PERFECT- OMFG!!!😂😂😂 On point w/ ....just every savage word! Another win!

  • @hutch1197
    @hutch1197 Жыл бұрын

    I thought Bridgeport's twin was Canaryville. Mount Greenwood and Beverly are his stuck up cousins.

  • @FactStorm

    @FactStorm

    17 күн бұрын

    Younger sibling Mckinley

  • @024pMzA
    @024pMzA Жыл бұрын

    Lived in Bridgeport worked in Wicker Park and River North and the South Loop...and been to Wrigleyville plenty of times.....makes me miss Chicago even more

  • @greekfire1875
    @greekfire1875 Жыл бұрын

    Nothing is better than Old Style.

  • @rookieplay9153
    @rookieplay9153 Жыл бұрын

    Grew up in Logan my whole life and yup, it definitely changed to this. Smh.

  • @isaacgarcia1605

    @isaacgarcia1605

    Жыл бұрын

    Grew up right on the border of Logan square and humboldt park. Went off to college, and when I came back everything changed. It’s still insane to think how much it’s changed since I was a kid

  • @WeggieQueen2005
    @WeggieQueen20054 ай бұрын

    You really make me miss home with your videos. LOL It's good to see that life is still the same in the city. I haven't lived there since 2000, but moving back soon.

  • @alejandrasalgado7627
    @alejandrasalgado762711 ай бұрын

    “ And My cousins dog” 😂😂

  • @jakekrueger7854
    @jakekrueger78545 ай бұрын

    Don't forget about Beverly and Mount Greenwood's half-brother, Morgan Park 😂

  • @J.Giovanni
    @J.Giovanni4 ай бұрын

    A car full of dudes from either the West side or Gary, Indiana robbed all of these people on their way home 🤷‍♂️😭

  • @aprilh9124

    @aprilh9124

    Ай бұрын

    Ha!! Got to love your cousin Gary

  • @maryconrick5671
    @maryconrick5671 Жыл бұрын

    Oat milk is the best non-dairy option

  • @JohnnyViti

    @JohnnyViti

    Жыл бұрын

    👀

  • @IAmMrQ

    @IAmMrQ

    Жыл бұрын

    True story

  • @AndrewMorganSmith

    @AndrewMorganSmith

    Жыл бұрын

    Almond

  • @SeekTruth28
    @SeekTruth2810 ай бұрын

    West Garfield Park has entered the chat!!!!!

  • @commanderalpaca960
    @commanderalpaca9609 ай бұрын

    i know a sox fan isn’t talking about not scoring

  • @dirtbikesicehockey4788
    @dirtbikesicehockey4788 Жыл бұрын

    my twins....Mt Greenwood, Beverly....NOICE!!!

  • @JohnnyViti

    @JohnnyViti

    Жыл бұрын

    Had to 😂

  • @mkr6833

    @mkr6833

    Жыл бұрын

    He forgot Canaryville

  • @arturohull14161
    @arturohull14161 Жыл бұрын

    Winnetka would be the bougie Swedish cousin of Wrigley.

  • @borerunner8659
    @borerunner86593 ай бұрын

    Nailed it !

  • @DrithegoatIRL19
    @DrithegoatIRL192 ай бұрын

    I live in Logan square and I can confirm that people look and act like that in Logan

  • @CheeseMasterSports
    @CheeseMasterSportsАй бұрын

    The irony of Bridgeport saying the Cubs aren’t gonna score when the White Sox are literally worse than the A’s

  • @Lebowski55
    @Lebowski555 күн бұрын

    Pick pocketing River North LOL

  • @glenngouldschair390
    @glenngouldschair390 Жыл бұрын

    I just love how I don’t come from Chicago but I can relate to them…

  • @pianosbloxworld4460

    @pianosbloxworld4460

    Жыл бұрын

    What city do you come from and how would this relate, if you don’t live in Chicago?

  • @glenngouldschair390

    @glenngouldschair390

    Жыл бұрын

    @@pianosbloxworld4460Toronto here. I would say River North = Rosedale, the old money neighborhood, Wrigleyville = Entertainment District, all the stadiums are around there and after games there’s tons of people drinking (or maybe Wrigleyville is like just Leafs fans after the game…..) Bridgeport = Jane and Finch. Logan Square = Queen Street West. The Loop.. maybe like Liberty Village or the 905.

  • @pianosbloxworld4460

    @pianosbloxworld4460

    Жыл бұрын

    @@glenngouldschair390 Comparing Jane and Finch to Bridgeport is an insult to Bridgeport.

  • @johndavidsuayan9239

    @johndavidsuayan9239

    Жыл бұрын

    Houstonian here. River Oaks is our answer to River North. The Heights is like Logan Square. East Downtown, or EaDo, would be our version of Wrigleyville. Aldine would be the closest thing to Bridgeport.

  • @melvonjohnson5711
    @melvonjohnson5711 Жыл бұрын

    Aye what up homies- I'm Englewood, and I brought a couples of neighborhoods with me to jack yall shit" the back of the yards, Garfield Park, Little village and Belmont Cragin and this is a stuck up- we rob all yall neighborhoods.

  • @JohnnyViti

    @JohnnyViti

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmaoo

  • @matthewpaluch777
    @matthewpaluch777Ай бұрын

    😂WIMPS...Back of da Yards would kick all your asses!

  • @alism9162
    @alism9162Ай бұрын

    Omg hilarious

  • @CuriousMarg
    @CuriousMarg9 ай бұрын

    Why wasn’t west loop in this lol and south loop def has a personality as well haha

  • @user-lf6un9ms8x
    @user-lf6un9ms8x2 ай бұрын

    The o couldn't make it because he prob got shot again 😂

  • @steveschuch2676
    @steveschuch2676 Жыл бұрын

    PBR is not better than Old Style, you’re right. Fuckin hosers up north win an award 200 years ago… never have heard the end of it

  • @kevinhegwood615
    @kevinhegwood615 Жыл бұрын

    Another comment, (I know), people live in the Loop? Seriously? I thought that was a myth.

  • @HAWKSWIN2013
    @HAWKSWIN20133 ай бұрын

    Throw Hegwisch in there

  • @Whatevadantewante
    @Whatevadantewante9 ай бұрын

    I didn't know boys town was here XD

  • @maokai09
    @maokai09Ай бұрын

    I don't get it mostly but I still love it.

  • @ffemtx47
    @ffemtx4723 күн бұрын

    Never any mention of the "twin brother" Canaryville! Or, Freddie's. Or, Phil's. C,mon mannn...You know, dose tings.

  • @024pMzA
    @024pMzA Жыл бұрын

    Fuckin hilarious!!!

  • @Mbolf24
    @Mbolf248 ай бұрын

    Is no one hear gonna talk about the beautiful skyline in the background?

  • @peterweicker77
    @peterweicker773 ай бұрын

    I've heard of Chicago. Otherwise no idea, but good writing is always obvious.

  • @petesplacestuff4781
    @petesplacestuff4781Ай бұрын

    Wisconsinite here: which one is Naperville and which one is Rockford? Uff da

  • @benweiss4807
    @benweiss480710 ай бұрын

    Ricobene's steak sandwich 🔥🔥🔥

  • @semiautothanoscar9612
    @semiautothanoscar96122 ай бұрын

    I expected Park Way Gardens to show up.

  • @dejamotley5763
    @dejamotley57638 ай бұрын

    This is so wyte!

  • @wwefired8345
    @wwefired8345 Жыл бұрын

    This should be good

  • @Singapore309
    @Singapore3094 ай бұрын

    Waukegan: Back in my day!

  • @AndrewMorganSmith
    @AndrewMorganSmith Жыл бұрын

    Is that the loop?

  • @hylianmango8272
    @hylianmango82724 күн бұрын

    Wheres Naperville and Schaumburg?

  • @Hoowahoowa
    @Hoowahoowa Жыл бұрын

    Lovely

  • @wuzittooya
    @wuzittooyaАй бұрын

    Das okay… Little Village doesn’t care about y’all either 🤣🤣

  • @FactStorm
    @FactStorm Жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @peepworld
    @peepworld7 ай бұрын

    I know exactly where he lives 💀💀💀💀

  • @michaeldeluna7484
    @michaeldeluna74845 ай бұрын

    I googled ricobene and that looks goood😊

  • @ffemtx47

    @ffemtx47

    23 күн бұрын

    Don't forget Freddie's!!! And, Phil's for pizza!!!

  • @CharlesCheese-kc7en
    @CharlesCheese-kc7en10 ай бұрын

    You should get pilsen

  • @ahmeduansar
    @ahmeduansar10 ай бұрын

    On devon

  • @IgorLisx
    @IgorLisx13 күн бұрын

    what's wrong with the loop?

  • @tomviti544
    @tomviti544 Жыл бұрын

    you go J.V....T.V.

  • @JohnnyViti

    @JohnnyViti

    Жыл бұрын

    A fellow Viti? 🤌

  • @tomviti544

    @tomviti544

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JohnnyViti HELLO Johnny. I am from the Newport, RI Viti clan.

  • @JohnnyViti

    @JohnnyViti

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tomviti544 I’d go there all the time as a kid. Next time I’m on the east coast I’ll let you know!

  • @tomviti544

    @tomviti544

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JohnnyViti HEY there. I have Viti relatives in the Chicago area. And an Uncle Johnny Viti, not you of course. Small world.

  • @JohnnyViti

    @JohnnyViti

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tomviti544 I see him every week haha he lives with my mom. I’m his grandson

  • @magemasher13
    @magemasher133 ай бұрын

    Ravenswood too small to mention.

  • @maureencora1
    @maureencora18 ай бұрын

    Do Guys Have Any Black Friends From Westside & Southside?

  • @johnnyroberts3761
    @johnnyroberts376111 ай бұрын

    I do think Old Style is better than PBR. However, since all Chicagoans really just drink beers from Wisconsin (specifically Milwaukee), their opinions on what the better beer is are a grain of salt.

  • @ffemtx47

    @ffemtx47

    23 күн бұрын

    Says the IPA afficionado... Okay, Wicker...😂😂😂 JK

  • @BLASTER0913
    @BLASTER09134 ай бұрын

    It would be more authentic if Johnny was actually FROM Chicago. But he isn’t.

  • @susancunningham4252

    @susancunningham4252

    4 ай бұрын

    Where is he from???

  • @matthewpaluch777

    @matthewpaluch777

    Ай бұрын

    Naperville, IL. Voted 1 of the top 10 places to live.​@@susancunningham4252

  • @Lebowski55
    @Lebowski555 күн бұрын

    Gold Coast couldn't make it because he was attending a Republican fund raiser.

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