WHEN SOLDIERS GO TO THE BOARD

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PART TWO TOMORROW! "WHEN NCOs GO TO THE BOARD"

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  • @ACombatVeteran
    @ACombatVeteran3 жыл бұрын

    Everyone trying to figure out how this private has this many awards...well you see...when the war first started, this private deployed, got promoted and demoted... a few times. Army reg was enforced but to the private, army reg doesn't apply.. some of ya'll E5, E6 with two rows on your chest...have a seat big sarge..i'll take the private with me to go fight a war.

  • @NarpytheCrimeDog

    @NarpytheCrimeDog

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why would an E2 be expected to know the NCO creed?

  • @ACombatVeteran

    @ACombatVeteran

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@NarpytheCrimeDog You're supposed to be familiar with the responsibilities of two ranks above and one under and I say "supposed to know" very loosely.

  • @mikeym1875

    @mikeym1875

    3 жыл бұрын

    Furthermore, what’s on your chest shouldn’t define your military service. There are many people out there that have done way more with fewer ribbons on their chest. IMO, ribbons don’t mean a damn thing. If you’re the type to chase ribbons. Go for it. But I suggest you go out there everyday, honor your oath, and be the best Soldier, Sailor, Marine or Airman you can be.

  • @briguy459

    @briguy459

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mikeym1875 so what you meant to say was you had less than 2 rows when you separated or...? I mean, one deployment generally gets you at least one row- add a nat'l def, a good conduct, & gwotsm, there's your 2 rows. I'm dying to know what's done way more if you retire with less than 2 rows. That's basically a minimum, you could almost get that many by accident.

  • @mikeym1875

    @mikeym1875

    3 жыл бұрын

    All I’m saying is awards have to be put in for. There are people who are walking around who walked on water but a citation was never written.

  • @HexLabz
    @HexLabz3 жыл бұрын

    "Who's soldier is this?" I could feel the entire chain of command's rage building.

  • @darthportus

    @darthportus

    3 жыл бұрын

    There is going to be some shit falling trough the ranks

  • @mateowey

    @mateowey

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha! "Who's soldier is this?" "Who's you're First Sarnt?"

  • @mako8091

    @mako8091

    3 жыл бұрын

    @p Goddamn Gomer Pyle!

  • @Demicron

    @Demicron

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not at Ft Hood

  • @novoice9286

    @novoice9286

    3 жыл бұрын

    💀💀💀💀

  • @zvir7493
    @zvir74933 жыл бұрын

    The lengths soldiers will go to stay in the E-4 mafia is hilarious.

  • @jdsedberry3074

    @jdsedberry3074

    3 жыл бұрын

    I just flat out told them I didn't want to be an NCO, board was over.

  • @lilkatsu7165

    @lilkatsu7165

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jdsedberry3074 LMFAO

  • @Dr3450

    @Dr3450

    3 жыл бұрын

    That shit don't exist/ don't happen in the navy, if you don't promote you get kicked out, high year tenure. We don't want any long term juinor shitbags.

  • @TrenchNerd

    @TrenchNerd

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Dr3450 k

  • @snoopy619ca

    @snoopy619ca

    3 жыл бұрын

    E-4 Mafia 4 lllliiiiffffeee

  • @alexanderhoffman5660
    @alexanderhoffman56603 жыл бұрын

    All true, except that he gets the promotion because the unit is understaffed, and now thinks he's hot shit.

  • @kevinselzer1669

    @kevinselzer1669

    3 жыл бұрын

    Gets a 300...I don't care if he is dumb as a box of rocks promote ahead of peers.

  • @lighthammer2531

    @lighthammer2531

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sad that it's true... bags of shit float to the top.

  • @gailandbaron86

    @gailandbaron86

    3 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to the army of the future. Please see yourself out, its for your own good I promise.

  • @drewcliff82

    @drewcliff82

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Promotion

  • @alexanderhoffman5660

    @alexanderhoffman5660

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@drewcliff82 Thanks👍

  • @CommanderMcDuff
    @CommanderMcDuff3 жыл бұрын

    I expected him to leave and First Sergeant look left and right and say “He’s perfect” lol

  • @cmpenny2011

    @cmpenny2011

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was so waiting for that. In fact we can basically assume that's what happened lol.

  • @CrimsonSp33d

    @CrimsonSp33d

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I recommend he's promotable."

  • @MrRed424

    @MrRed424

    3 ай бұрын

    Why? Cuz his PT score? 😂

  • @daltonbolser5100
    @daltonbolser51003 жыл бұрын

    1SG: So do you want to be here? Soldier: No 1SG: So why are you here then? Soldier: Cause my NCO said to NCO: 🤦🏻‍♂️😐😖😡

  • @mako8091

    @mako8091

    3 жыл бұрын

    At least he's honest.

  • @queenshay

    @queenshay

    3 жыл бұрын

    Facts!

  • @RahzZalinto

    @RahzZalinto

    3 жыл бұрын

    god i hate those motherfuckers lol

  • @nathan4758

    @nathan4758

    3 жыл бұрын

    I got non recd for being honest

  • @SDguy3030

    @SDguy3030

    3 жыл бұрын

    Damn pvts

  • @notoiletpaperinthewoods
    @notoiletpaperinthewoods3 жыл бұрын

    You forgot the part where he goes back to the company and tells everyone he nailed it. LOL memories 😔

  • @lkvideos7181
    @lkvideos71813 жыл бұрын

    Soldier: *Single handedly responsible for several Coalition victories* Board: "Alright. Almost done. All that remains now, is a symbolic 'Left Face' :)" Soldier: [ Sweating intensifies ] *starts turning to his right* Board: "... Don't do it "

  • @anna94k

    @anna94k

    3 жыл бұрын

    🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪

  • @gio2

    @gio2

    3 жыл бұрын

    Qartveli xar?? ზდ

  • @TheHOBGamer
    @TheHOBGamer3 жыл бұрын

    Real life footage of the people at MEPS instructing my tired ass what to do 😂

  • @ryanwilson6469

    @ryanwilson6469

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same, I was there like 3 weeks ago 😂

  • @TheHOBGamer

    @TheHOBGamer

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jojo bro all I had that day was an egg burrito, a bottle of apple juice, and a whole gallon of water 🤣 Then they had to clean my ears so I couldn’t hear shit after they were done 😭

  • @replynotificationsdisabled

    @replynotificationsdisabled

    3 жыл бұрын

    Vet tv did amazing on their meps episode. Funny as phuck. Check it out guys

  • @dan_iix7256

    @dan_iix7256

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ryanwilson6469 no shit, I was there 2 weeks ago my guy

  • @zayzay542

    @zayzay542

    3 жыл бұрын

    Meps dam meps for me was years ago

  • @lobo11141
    @lobo111413 жыл бұрын

    This is highly inaccurate. In the real Army he would’ve made it.

  • @Jay_216

    @Jay_216

    3 жыл бұрын

    This comment doesn’t have enough likes 🤣

  • @josedaniel4725

    @josedaniel4725

    3 жыл бұрын

    I disagree😊 wasn't in the Army but at jump school these Army enlisted was a Samoan and hardly spoke English yet he was a E4. In my platoon we had a Filipino that was the same and he was a hard charger so yes every branch has some, Infantry 0311 USMC 3/7

  • @cpercival02

    @cpercival02

    3 жыл бұрын

    hahahaha right!!!!! lol

  • @ericpledge1

    @ericpledge1

    3 жыл бұрын

    The US Army is a shit show!

  • @martinacarter3050

    @martinacarter3050

    3 жыл бұрын

    Whatever 🤣🤣🤣

  • @michaelainman
    @michaelainman3 жыл бұрын

    "You know what... let's just go ahead and stop." - How every audition I've ever gone on has gone tbh.

  • @isaiaheads6327

    @isaiaheads6327

    3 жыл бұрын

    "we will let you know" lol i felt that

  • @mako8091

    @mako8091

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@isaiaheads6327 that's a definite NO from them. Lol

  • @isaiaheads6327

    @isaiaheads6327

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mako8091 depends on his PT score lmao

  • @mako8091

    @mako8091

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@isaiaheads6327 yeah, I guess. In my experience that's just sugarcoating it.

  • @echo5226
    @echo52263 жыл бұрын

    I once met a guy that was a Vietnam veteran. He had told me he was able to get Sergeant within two years. I was like wow, I was in the Army for four years and only made it to Specialist. I told him he must've been a very sharp person. But he said, nah, that's not what happened. What happened was that his Sergeant got killed so they had to push someone up the ranks to fill the open spot. I was like daMn! His way of being humble.

  • @harshbansal7982

    @harshbansal7982

    3 жыл бұрын

    During Vietnam guys made Sgt while in country .

  • @franc587

    @franc587

    3 жыл бұрын

    The Vietnam days were very different in promoting people because Soldier were dying left and right. Sad history of our time. Those Soldiers were hard to the corp in my opinion because your life expectancy was not long at all! Bless all those who served there!!

  • @1337penguinman

    @1337penguinman

    3 жыл бұрын

    That was actually pretty common in Vietnam. There's a reason it's called a Blood Stripe.

  • @adamc6371

    @adamc6371

    3 жыл бұрын

    you can still make SGT in 2 years today if you enlist as a SPC and are in a high demand MOS or one where they promote everybody because they want to retain you like intel or cyber where the Army knows that they could lose you to some civilian job where you'd make double so the best the Army can do is just automatic promote people, even below zone up to SSG so as long as you're competent and offer you gucci duty locations like Germany or bonuses. I don't really like it too much because how can somebody be a good SGT with just two years in service which is why the old WW2/Korea system of E4-E9 SPC grades works better imo. Yeah, you get to retain people by giving them a higher paygrade because of their high technical jobs but they aren't expected to be leaders/NCOs.

  • @echo5226

    @echo5226

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@adamc6371 lol, how do you enlist as a specialist? I did not know that was an option. Ah, I did my four. Too old to rejoin now. Wouldn't even if I could.

  • @seeitoldya13
    @seeitoldya133 жыл бұрын

    “It doesn’t fit sir” sir hahah murdered on the spot for saying that

  • @Waltham1892
    @Waltham18923 жыл бұрын

    I got Soldier of the Month because the Board was on a Monday morning and I was sober.

  • @khartog01

    @khartog01

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't doubt this for a second. Also congrats.

  • @Waltham1892

    @Waltham1892

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@khartog01 it was in 1983.

  • @1337penguinman

    @1337penguinman

    3 жыл бұрын

    I remember in A school for the Navy. First weekend that we got full liberty. As in civilian clothes, no curfew, just be back Monday morning. That Monday morning we had muster, standing in formation. Looked like a damn wheat field in the wind.

  • @Waltham1892

    @Waltham1892

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Josh thank you for your intest, but there are probably younger men with better stories closer to you than I am. Honor them by listening to them.

  • @gc9376

    @gc9376

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @clementineschalchen330
    @clementineschalchen3303 жыл бұрын

    “I can fight I can kill I can win wars but I can’t sit in a chair.”

  • @rachaelhohmann1887
    @rachaelhohmann18873 жыл бұрын

    he was one of the guys that enlisted when the army was taking a asvab score of 12.

  • @a_llama

    @a_llama

    3 жыл бұрын

    sheeet

  • @Burninwithcurran

    @Burninwithcurran

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bro I got a 94 but couldn’t join cuz of medicine I took and the marines keep bugging me 3 years later

  • @EckoEch
    @EckoEch3 жыл бұрын

    Should've done a "Different typrea of Soldiers in the board" and a " Different types of NCOs as the board."

  • @tristanthomson6400

    @tristanthomson6400

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think NCOs gets posted tomorrow

  • @Daniel-36
    @Daniel-363 жыл бұрын

    True but he gets promoted because he has perfect PT scores😂

  • @deathdler8226
    @deathdler82263 жыл бұрын

    Facing movements, absolutely TRUE STORY, and the chair 🪑 is also TRUE!!!

  • @ethanroland59

    @ethanroland59

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ill be honest what are we supposed to do with the chair thing...like do we sit in it how it is or slam it up right and sit down??

  • @mikeym1875

    @mikeym1875

    3 жыл бұрын

    How do you normally sit in a chair? I would flip it over and sit in it?

  • @harpsmith8570

    @harpsmith8570

    3 жыл бұрын

    You soldiers are weird. Are you supposed to fix the chair or sit in it normally?

  • @mikeym1875

    @mikeym1875

    3 жыл бұрын

    Flip the chair over and sit in it. It’s not rocket surgery.

  • @dummythicc1984

    @dummythicc1984

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Pack Money At least for Marine Corps boards, you attempt to sit in the chair as is. You were told to take a seat, not fix the chair.

  • @gB-gm7vy
    @gB-gm7vy3 жыл бұрын

    He had like 7 re-enlistment bars and is only an Private 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jacobishii6121

    @jacobishii6121

    3 жыл бұрын

    They are called service stripes

  • @shane7051

    @shane7051

    3 жыл бұрын

    What the hell is a reenlistment bar lol

  • @MLGtroll365

    @MLGtroll365

    3 жыл бұрын

    😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrRed424

    @MrRed424

    3 ай бұрын

    So he did 12 years on one side and 3 on the other 😂

  • @jenmartinez8153

    @jenmartinez8153

    Ай бұрын

    He had 4 bars for deployment and 1 bar for 3 yr service being a private.. he’s soldier of the yr right there. 😂😊

  • @bsmnt23
    @bsmnt233 жыл бұрын

    But he can run a 2-mile in 1150... Promote past peers.

  • @chrisshaw6200

    @chrisshaw6200

    3 жыл бұрын

    I... WAS 11:27. GFY!😂

  • @chrisshaw6200

    @chrisshaw6200

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ill never forget it. I almost through up

  • @sez1742

    @sez1742

    3 жыл бұрын

    Soldier of the year material!

  • @chrisshaw6200

    @chrisshaw6200

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sez1742 No. Audie Murphy Award type of Guy Here! Just testing your Knowledge?😳! 😂😂😂

  • @slothypunk

    @slothypunk

    3 жыл бұрын

    better than those fat soldiers, army is about in and out experience you know. Can't be all chubby and claim you know what you're doing and combating terrorism and ISIS

  • @supaoranges1086
    @supaoranges10863 жыл бұрын

    The “figure it out” part killed me 🤣

  • @queenshay

    @queenshay

    3 жыл бұрын

    Supa Oranges We really get told to do impossible shit lol.... So funny!!

  • @FirstnameLastnamee
    @FirstnameLastnamee3 жыл бұрын

    Look at those ribbons. Everyone stand at attention for the Private Major

  • @stt577

    @stt577

    3 жыл бұрын

    Master private

  • @Coolman0893

    @Coolman0893

    3 жыл бұрын

    Private major of the army 😂

  • @MLGtroll365

    @MLGtroll365

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😭😅🇺🇸

  • @brandan7761

    @brandan7761

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nah, it just looks dude who's been for 3 years then got himself demoted.

  • @foobar1735
    @foobar17353 жыл бұрын

    My question is how long did it take to actually film this without everybody in the room completely losing it and busting a gut :D

  • @justanameonyourscreen5954

    @justanameonyourscreen5954

    3 жыл бұрын

    Right!

  • @thomasohanlon1060

    @thomasohanlon1060

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rumor has it they are still filming!

  • @TheAssassinscreed91

    @TheAssassinscreed91

    3 жыл бұрын

    Busting a Nut*

  • @drgw489productions
    @drgw489productions3 жыл бұрын

    How jrotc cadets be like on first inspection:

  • @fracturedframe1462

    @fracturedframe1462

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is how the LET 4s amd 3s feel like teaching a LET 1 how to do shit Its honestly annoying But funny as shit at the same time

  • @drgw489productions

    @drgw489productions

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fracturedframe1462 I remember when I was a let 1 and for the first inspection we had nat guard guys come check us out, I accidentally called a chick sir😂

  • @Divine0198

    @Divine0198

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was on the board and one of the female let 1s came in, and we asked her to name every branch of the military and strait faced she look at us and said "marine crops". I asked her what kind of vegetables they grew and everyone on the board nearly died trying not to laugh the look of disappointment on my 1Sgt's face was priceless

  • @fracturedframe1462

    @fracturedframe1462

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@drgw489productions XD DAMN I remember doing that too

  • @fracturedframe1462

    @fracturedframe1462

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Divine0198 Bruh that's too funny

  • @thedolphinhand5
    @thedolphinhand53 жыл бұрын

    You forgot the part where they ask what his PT score is and then just promote him 😂

  • @Timmy-qc1ss
    @Timmy-qc1ss3 жыл бұрын

    According to Drew Hernandez, the NCO creed is: "Heeeeeeeeh, heeeeeeeeh. I am a non-comiss-, I am a-. I am a non-commissioned officer, a warrior and a leader of my team. I serve, serve, the people of the United States and I live the army values. I swear to protect the constitution from foreign and domestic. Pledge allegiance to the United States, to the government". 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Kreepstreet327

    @Kreepstreet327

    3 жыл бұрын

    Something about the backbone of the Army.

  • @iofosho7111
    @iofosho71113 жыл бұрын

    the 1SG in this Video is way nicer then any of the 1SG i know when i went to the board lmao they would of chowed my ass out for showing up like that lmao

  • @17aharris

    @17aharris

    3 жыл бұрын

    i wouldnt have gotten very far into the meeting looking like that.

  • @KillJediScum90

    @KillJediScum90

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also, at 2:28, did he refer to the 1SG as "Sargn't?" That is suicide!

  • @cmpenny2011

    @cmpenny2011

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh i wouldn't have even made it in the door. I would have become a permanent fixture haha

  • @shane7051

    @shane7051

    3 жыл бұрын

    Chewed out?? They wouldn't have even allowed me in. It would have been an immediate turn around

  • @aiishadavis3975
    @aiishadavis39753 жыл бұрын

    This had me dying! 1SG facial expressions, and his patience is unprecedented!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Evravon
    @Evravon2 жыл бұрын

    I honestly don't know how they were even able to film this. The moment he stepped onto screen and I looked at his uniform I started dying of laughter. I had to pause it like 17 times. Hahahaha. Oh my god his beret is so small. And look at his stupid tie lmfao!

  • @ChaosIadore

    @ChaosIadore

    Жыл бұрын

    You can look at his face and tell he fighting laughter so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @daytonwoodford4386

    @daytonwoodford4386

    Жыл бұрын

    U ever to one of those FFN boards

  • @thefutureisnow7300

    @thefutureisnow7300

    9 ай бұрын

    My eyes were tearing up before I started laughing lmao

  • @popeyethesailorboy8905
    @popeyethesailorboy89053 жыл бұрын

    "Where are you going?". If I had a nickel for every time you hear that in the military lol

  • @mawdeeps7691

    @mawdeeps7691

    2 жыл бұрын

    that means you werent observing your arcs. the trick is to be far enough away and holding a clip board so that you can reply something inchorent gesture to the clip board and scurry away.

  • @kirkdaley3441
    @kirkdaley34413 жыл бұрын

    Damn that creed was perfect man😂😂😂

  • @victoriagreen3047
    @victoriagreen30473 жыл бұрын

    Talk about not wanting to get promoted 🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣 Pvt for life

  • @BrianWilliams21706
    @BrianWilliams217063 жыл бұрын

    I remember my first soldier of the month board. I was so nervous I forgot my own name. CSM laughed so hard. After we all had a good laugh, I was more relaxed

  • @axelkusanagi4139

    @axelkusanagi4139

    2 жыл бұрын

    did you make it?

  • @Changehappens1
    @Changehappens13 жыл бұрын

    I expected “I do PT Sarnt” then 1SG to be like: you know what, maybe he’s not so bad.

  • @gregoryleiker7719
    @gregoryleiker77193 жыл бұрын

    A skeeter wing reping a Schützenschnur badge lol. On nco board must be a headquarters unit. Lol

  • @joshualyon74
    @joshualyon743 жыл бұрын

    All right, so this has been their best video to date. In the past few months the quality of humor has increased. Now we're at Space Force level, of quality of service, quality service to Country. Country of us, US. I have the Space Force Jedi tab, with qualifications in space demolitions, Space Force SERE School, alien interrogation, and attained Space Force Arctic tab.

  • @DJTheMetalheadMercenary

    @DJTheMetalheadMercenary

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just wait until you get that "Operation Purple Wings" ribbon *wink wink nudge nudge

  • @joshualyon74

    @joshualyon74

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DJTheMetalheadMercenary Oh, my character has a Self-Awarded Honorary Operation Purple Wings medal.

  • @DJTheMetalheadMercenary

    @DJTheMetalheadMercenary

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joshualyon74 My man hahahaha ;)

  • @TAOM5963
    @TAOM59633 жыл бұрын

    This is how you get out of the Army when there is a "Stop Loss" in place.

  • @HateTheIRS

    @HateTheIRS

    3 жыл бұрын

    Won’t they still just keep you in the army or if they really hate you they’ll just let you get out?

  • @justanameonyourscreen5954

    @justanameonyourscreen5954

    3 жыл бұрын

    I ate my way out of the stop loss...to make sure they hated me...

  • @HateTheIRS

    @HateTheIRS

    3 жыл бұрын

    justaname onyourscreen like got fat and got kicked out? That’s what I’m assuming. You could have just failed fitness tests until you got flagged and discharged for that. Ima be honest with you, the army isn’t my cup of tea. Unless we go to war with Iran, my motivation isn’t what it used to be.

  • @justanameonyourscreen5954

    @justanameonyourscreen5954

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@HateTheIRS only way to still get an honorable discharge under the circumstances...lost the weight when I got out...I did my time, I was done with it...

  • @HateTheIRS

    @HateTheIRS

    3 жыл бұрын

    justaname onyourscreen what was your MOS? Where did you get stationed?

  • @bryanovalasiti3555
    @bryanovalasiti3555 Жыл бұрын

    If the military doesn't work out you guys could definitely be comedians.

  • @2bzn2k80
    @2bzn2k803 жыл бұрын

    So hilarious and the laughter is contagious!! 😂 If I was sitting in a quiet waiting room somewhere and watched this video, there is no way I could keep a straight face and keep quiet!!!! 🤣 It reminds me of the day many years ago; my youngest son was with me at an appointment and we were sitting in the waiting room. All it took was when we started to hear the explosions behind the building and we just looked at each other and literally laughed out loud!! (They were clearing out land to build)

  • @nathanjones4353
    @nathanjones43533 жыл бұрын

    I’m a terminal lance almost 2 years now. If they ever tell me to go on a board I’m going in and saying I want to be promoted to specialist. First Sgt will probably throw me out on my ass

  • @almohvn33
    @almohvn33 Жыл бұрын

    As soon as he said, "Why don't WE do an about face"... I started laughing out loud in prep for..... LOL!

  • @shooth100
    @shooth1002 ай бұрын

    I was iN Afghanistan when i went to the board. Crushed it. Sergeant Major asked what i wanted to do with my career, i said i wanted to get out. He was like, well theirs the door, get out. Lmao.

  • @HEADSPACEnTIMING
    @HEADSPACEnTIMING3 жыл бұрын

    The past year your videos are getting more and more realistic and relatable LMAO.

  • @TheJimtanker
    @TheJimtanker2 жыл бұрын

    I was taking one of my Joes to the SOM board and noticed that one of the other Joes had his US and branch insignia on backwards. I notified his NCO and right THEN he was called to go in. Tragic.

  • @cocopuff7038
    @cocopuff70383 жыл бұрын

    Who soldier is this? LOL i was floored by that.

  • @SGTJackMorgan
    @SGTJackMorgan3 жыл бұрын

    Ahhh the infamous overturned chair. Had that shit at my very first soldier of the month board, thankfully I had been warned about it by my team leader.

  • @Lera_Vale

    @Lera_Vale

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was in the Navy, what does the chair mean?

  • @seandlax9

    @seandlax9

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Lera_Vale Basically to see if the soldier has the initiative to fix the chair in front of the board before attempting to sit. Seems stupid, but you will legit have dumbasses who will try to sit in the chair as is.

  • @Gelathius

    @Gelathius

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@seandlax9 wtf XD

  • @seandlax9

    @seandlax9

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Gelathius I have seen some wild ass shit while sitting on a board

  • @Lera_Vale

    @Lera_Vale

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@seandlax9 nice lol

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz3 жыл бұрын

    I think he'll make a great sgt!

  • @Dakurar
    @Dakurar3 жыл бұрын

    That is the most understanding 1sg i've ever seen.

  • @ultimatetrex1999
    @ultimatetrex19993 жыл бұрын

    😂😂 I got to the promotion board this month, I hope I do better than him

  • @firefly8283

    @firefly8283

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good luck, at least know your stuff

  • @timherrmann1708

    @timherrmann1708

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey me to man...

  • @2ooflyyx68

    @2ooflyyx68

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good luck

  • @Stinger913

    @Stinger913

    3 жыл бұрын

    Godspeed

  • @frankberger7035
    @frankberger7035 Жыл бұрын

    The "did I win?" fkin broke me xD

  • @MrVikingmead
    @MrVikingmead3 жыл бұрын

    The chair and the 1SG smirk got me laughing. Great job!

  • @georgemaxwell3467
    @georgemaxwell34673 жыл бұрын

    I remember seeing a E4 Drill Sergeant in Korea!! He must've got busted big time lol

  • @ARM_DM
    @ARM_DM3 жыл бұрын

    Now I want to see a p-board, where they try to finesse around every question to get it right and even though they answered it wrong because of their confidence. It's Right!!!

  • @ARM_DM

    @ARM_DM

    3 жыл бұрын

    My wish came true lol

  • @nailboard6492
    @nailboard64923 жыл бұрын

    I love that you guys include the bloopers, makes the video so much better

  • @dustoffer9870
    @dustoffer98703 жыл бұрын

    I can’t stop laughing! Literally in pain right now! 🤣😭☠️ thank you. I needed this!

  • @enriqueguerraiii5359
    @enriqueguerraiii53593 жыл бұрын

    Bwhahah .....bro I can see you worked hard on not laughing hahah

  • @tedhodge4830
    @tedhodge48303 жыл бұрын

    This made me feel better about myself.

  • @soldierfox
    @soldierfox8 ай бұрын

    The awards explanation at the end killed me 🤣😂🤣 especially with him using his chin to pin the lapel - plus looking at the qual badge clasp 🙌

  • @DJTheMetalheadMercenary
    @DJTheMetalheadMercenary3 жыл бұрын

    Goddammit, between that beret and the facial expressions at the "about face' bit I lost it hahahahahaha

  • @twostroke12v71
    @twostroke12v713 жыл бұрын

    Shot gun 2 beers at once : E-4 material

  • @Prometheus-hb9mh
    @Prometheus-hb9mh3 жыл бұрын

    Me: “Oh please lay down and sit sideways”

  • @charlesshelton7989
    @charlesshelton79893 жыл бұрын

    Your depiction of a lost in the sauce junior enlisted man is spot on. Had a kid named Kozier who did just this. Instead of a promotion board it was an Article 15 hearing

  • @patriotbob
    @patriotbob6 ай бұрын

    212th MP Co. Kitzagen Germany 91-93. Same unit patch. Love you guys very funny and relatable. Good times

  • @yattaguru
    @yattaguru3 жыл бұрын

    Guessing this is another reason why the E4 mafia exists 😅

  • @Chevelle-cc6xf
    @Chevelle-cc6xf3 жыл бұрын

    Thought they where gonna ask his PT score at the end and when he said 300 give him the promotion.

  • @anooseholay
    @anooseholay3 жыл бұрын

    You guys are the best. Thank you to all who served. I was in the Air Force many years ago. (Or Chair Force as my son calls it). You should get some AF guys in to do one of these. Lol.

  • @tommyboy2836
    @tommyboy28363 жыл бұрын

    I find it funny that the bloopers make up more of the video then the skit XD

  • @Apollo-is7gu
    @Apollo-is7gu3 жыл бұрын

    The guy in the middle was one of my drill sergeants

  • @MzQTMcHotness

    @MzQTMcHotness

    3 жыл бұрын

    He doesn’t look like a drill sgt 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @Apollo-is7gu

    @Apollo-is7gu

    3 жыл бұрын

    MzQTMcHotness he’s an actor full time and a reservist so I don’t think that’s his uniform

  • @MzQTMcHotness

    @MzQTMcHotness

    3 жыл бұрын

    Apollo 11 He must have been super funny!!! How did you keep from laughing all the time?! 🤣😂

  • @Apollo-is7gu

    @Apollo-is7gu

    3 жыл бұрын

    It wasn’t easy dude was funny as fuck gave us “speeches” often

  • @queenshay

    @queenshay

    3 жыл бұрын

    MzQTMcHotness Drills come in different shapes sizes... Especially off the trail...

  • @thebigcnel
    @thebigcnel3 жыл бұрын

    Not sure why I'm watching this as a civilian, but I'm still laughing because I know how ridiculous it is still.

  • @tonym7917
    @tonym79173 жыл бұрын

    I’m dying right now. Lmfao. Thank you for this. Holy shit I can’t stop

  • @deezee8755
    @deezee87553 жыл бұрын

    This is the best video you’ve ever made. The accuracy is incredible

  • @Helios8170
    @Helios81703 жыл бұрын

    The uniform, the creed, the movements... I can't bear to watch.

  • @jsondivad2972
    @jsondivad29723 жыл бұрын

    This is so freakin funny 😄 🤣

  • @russellanders2194
    @russellanders21943 жыл бұрын

    It’s funny but so real at the same time. I’ve seen so many soup sandwich soldiers that show up to boards either super nervous or didn’t study.

  • @thefucrew9865
    @thefucrew98653 жыл бұрын

    Damn !!! You guys got a video of my very first Army Infantry promotion board !!! LOL !!! I didn't have that many problems in any of my Navy ones...and I was in charge of nuclear-capable weapons systems in the Navy...LOL !!!! I had to explain all of my Navy ribbons and awards to the Command Sergeant Major and First Sergeants....LOL !!!

  • @americanpatriot8996
    @americanpatriot89963 жыл бұрын

    When he asked you why your uniform doesn’t fit - you should have said you were now in the reserve / guard .

  • @sarpeg1337
    @sarpeg13373 жыл бұрын

    Is that a german Schützenschnurr on his right shoulder?

  • @jamalrobinson277

    @jamalrobinson277

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes😂😂😂

  • @Pmjdp2001
    @Pmjdp20013 жыл бұрын

    I was an E-5 in the Army myself. That being said, I was STILL E-4 Mafia at heart. “Hey where’s SGT P?” “I think he’s at an appointment 1SG”. 🤣🤣

  • @addkstephens
    @addkstephens3 жыл бұрын

    The bloopers are awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @happymelon1791
    @happymelon17913 жыл бұрын

    This was good

  • @ghostbear200123
    @ghostbear2001233 жыл бұрын

    “Did I win.”😹😂🤣

  • @marine7443
    @marine74433 жыл бұрын

    🤣 "Did I win?".... I laughed so hard I started wheezing and then choking, then came the "awards". "1,2,3," "What's the little guy up top"? 🤣

  • @THEMAN03100
    @THEMAN031003 жыл бұрын

    The chair on the floor is too accurate 😂😂

  • @Jr-qo4ls
    @Jr-qo4ls2 жыл бұрын

    Poor guy had been in at least 3 years was still an e2 and has at least 24 months deployed. Promote him already.

  • @vasaaviarion

    @vasaaviarion

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or he just never got his rank sewn on

  • @austinpoaurs9871

    @austinpoaurs9871

    Жыл бұрын

    Or he got demoted

  • @fanzel123
    @fanzel1233 жыл бұрын

    Okay serious question, what is the correct answer to "have a seat"

  • @kiehnonyou288

    @kiehnonyou288

    3 жыл бұрын

    You set it up the right way and sit.

  • @arnelljames6922

    @arnelljames6922

    3 жыл бұрын

    Listen, the point of the chair is to see if you can use the tools given to you correctly for success and to judge your ability to adapt.

  • @tristans9006

    @tristans9006

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m glad you asked, cause i was just wracking my brain to decide the right move there.

  • @firefly8283
    @firefly82833 жыл бұрын

    OMG this is so true! Even in the AF we have Airmen like this, it makes you want to bang your head on the desk or wall! Facing movements, chair, uniform a mess and not able to stay still or know their stuff for a test though they knew it was coming up.... 🤦‍♀️

  • @scorpiodurango6163
    @scorpiodurango61633 жыл бұрын

    “Get Out Just Get Out” I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @simonviper85
    @simonviper853 жыл бұрын

    Non US here: What is the story with the ribons/awards? Are those your basic "survived bootcamp" award or are they actually telling an exeptional story?

  • @japonte173

    @japonte173

    3 жыл бұрын

    everyone gets 2 ribbons when they graduate. everything else beyond that shows that you or your unit accomplished something telling a story of what you’ve done and where you’ve gone.

  • @desertwynd30

    @desertwynd30

    3 жыл бұрын

    The unit citations are above his nameplate.

  • @harshbansal7982

    @harshbansal7982

    3 жыл бұрын

    japonte173 most of them are standard . He’s got the Good Conduct medal for not getting caught for 3 years, The National Defense medal ( the McDonalds ribbon ) , Iraq Campaign Medal for serving in Iraq with one service star , the Global War on Terrorism Service Medal which is also a more or less guaranteed medal , NCO professional development ribbon for completing the Basic Leaders Course necessary for promotion to NCO , the Army Service ribbon for completing basic and the overseas service ribbon for well going overseas . He also has the CAB ( Combat Action Badge ) which officials denotes he saw combat but in reality can be awarded for fairly lame reasons .

  • @japonte173

    @japonte173

    3 жыл бұрын

    Harsh Bansal i know most ribbons don’t mean you were a war hero or did something really cool, but aside from the ones you get just for graduating basic, they mean you or your unit did something.

  • @harshbansal7982

    @harshbansal7982

    3 жыл бұрын

    japonte173 I get you dude but in his case all are essentially standard apart from the ICM and NCO professional development course ribbon .

  • @heinerledietrich5475
    @heinerledietrich54753 жыл бұрын

    Actually I've never seen anyone wear a Schützenschnur, that thing he has on his right shoulder, in silver. In Germany you either make gold or you don't wear it.

  • @kandros_6837

    @kandros_6837

    3 жыл бұрын

    I really like to see it on other Uniforms as well :D

  • @mreldiablo5476
    @mreldiablo54763 жыл бұрын

    As someone who sets up the promotion board and records I can say this is pretty much accurate.

  • @crawook
    @crawook3 жыл бұрын

    Lololol...lololol I’m laughing so freaking hard!!! You guys are awesome!

  • @davidyoas3137
    @davidyoas31373 жыл бұрын

    This hurts to watch

  • @ToledoPitbull
    @ToledoPitbull3 жыл бұрын

    Why is a private going to the board??? 🤔

  • @walkerfox1846

    @walkerfox1846

    3 жыл бұрын

    Because he has the wrong rank insignia on.

  • @hmoobmeeka

    @hmoobmeeka

    3 жыл бұрын

    Could be soldier of the month board

  • @user-jc2ng2xd9n

    @user-jc2ng2xd9n

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe he was a Specialist who got demoted after his 45 days of extra duty

  • @walkerfox1846

    @walkerfox1846

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hmoobmeeka I highly doubt a Private E-2 could gain that many ribbons in the average length of time it takes to get from an E-1 to an E-3 or even E-4 for that matter. So likely he's playing as a Sergeant or Staff Sergeant who just happened to have the wrong rank insignia on some how.

  • @ToledoPitbull

    @ToledoPitbull

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheOldKevin I didn't need any soldier of the month board's before I went to the promotion board. Points nearly maxed on ARCOM's alone. Really squared away soldiers don't worry about AAM's. It's ARCOM or nothing. Maxed my PT test and aced the promotion board. I just scanned through the board study guide and was gtg. Aside from promotion board's the only other board that matters is the Audie Murphy board. But that's not the point. Point is he must have shown up in the wrong person's uniform because a private doesn't get asked to recite the NCO creed for any board.

  • @forgettablegirl
    @forgettablegirl3 жыл бұрын

    It’s nice to see the genuine laughter at the end

  • @trevor9852
    @trevor98523 жыл бұрын

    The facial expressions are on point 😂

  • @HeywoodJablome
    @HeywoodJablome2 жыл бұрын

    might be satire for us kind of older guys but from what ive seen this is about the quality of soldiers recruiters and ds's are sending to units now lol

  • @kenconnelly773

    @kenconnelly773

    2 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t do all of this, but I did try to sit sideways in the chair once.

  • @brendancappelli2611

    @brendancappelli2611

    2 жыл бұрын

    Negatiiiveee

  • @HeyItsJoe1
    @HeyItsJoe13 жыл бұрын

    I don't understand. He's was on a whole deployment with a CAB... How is he an E-2?

  • @itsgabbieagain

    @itsgabbieagain

    3 жыл бұрын

    Demoted

  • @arnoldsherrill6305
    @arnoldsherrill63053 жыл бұрын

    Remind me of interview I had for a security specialist position with Fulton County PD while I was working as a contract security sergeant., the head of the interview committee was the director of building security Services for Fulton County PD at the time was also the deputy Provost Marshal at Fort McPherson as a reservist. Never been so nervous in an interview in my life I gave it my best shot when I got my results back I placed 8 out of 34 and they were taking the top six evaluation scores as selection. Close but no cigar but I'm still proud of what I did. And always will be. You hit what it feels like to be in a situation like that either civilian or military dead center. I can laugh about it now but at the time I was trying not to be sick

  • @timothymills3864
    @timothymills38643 жыл бұрын

    Classic! Did I win? 😂🤣😂 Yes you did! You are cleaning the latrines with you tooth brush, while running in place.

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