“What’s that sound?” “Oh just the gates of hell opening up for two more people” Had me fucking dying of laughter

@voltdamia8094

12 күн бұрын

Lol

@TheBoss-zp4ur

12 күн бұрын

🍿😀

@louisrobitaille5810

12 күн бұрын

Remember, everyone in the ZCU is heavily Christian 😂.

@FaynarsSaiqo

12 күн бұрын

Not me, seemed like it was making gays the _butt_ of the joke. But in all seriousness that seemed like a joke aimed at gay people, rather than for, or even just about, them.

@IsaiahRichards692

12 күн бұрын

@@FaynarsSaiqoMr Hitman: You’re under arrest for mass murder and homophobia! (You’re so going to hell!)

That guy went through the 8 stages of grief and 7 layers of hell twice

@-WMD-Edutainment

12 күн бұрын

And committed all 7 deadly sins at least once

@shadowclone1598

10 күн бұрын

9 layers of hell you heathen

Shrapnel In My Asshole is a badass band name

@voltdamia8094

12 күн бұрын

Yeah lol

@ryanc.510

12 күн бұрын

If I ever start a band I might use that 😂

@lordender_kitty_official

12 күн бұрын

@@ryanc.510 you'll have to fight me for it, lol.

@jamesplayzreviews

12 күн бұрын

@@lordender_kitty_official Let's throw them hands then 👊🤛🤜

@mukkah

12 күн бұрын

Bruh LMFAO DED X'D

*Shoots him* - Are you mad?

@rsyvbh

12 күн бұрын

Lemme get you a bandaid

@Highminded12

12 күн бұрын

Just that question alone woulda increased my blood pressure. Then due to the gaping wound. Woulda killed me faster.

He is both, able and willing to be a hitman

@mushroomjuise2349

12 күн бұрын

maybe not so able but definitely willing

@SteadyJack301

12 күн бұрын

Ehhh able? More like willing

@aniocitex1131

12 күн бұрын

@@SteadyJack301 he had to get recommended for the job somehow

@-WMD-Edutainment

12 күн бұрын

​@@aniocitex1131 Have you heard of... blackmailing?

@minos8948

12 күн бұрын

Not as able and willing as the poeple at those parties

i saw the bed again and knew EXACTLY what was coming

@Unkindled13

12 күн бұрын

Very poor choice of words

@knutthompson7879

12 күн бұрын

Exactly what was ... coming. Indeed.

@rynethegrynd

12 күн бұрын

officer hernandez

@Jeff-sr6fx

12 күн бұрын

Or.. who was coming

@Dyanosis

12 күн бұрын

@@Unkindled13 Or maybe it was the best choice of words, but wrong spelling.

Ah, yes, my first day as a hitman. Such a relatable situation that everyone has experienced.

@elliottdavid7405

12 күн бұрын

I know right

@Dan_Hess

12 күн бұрын

Sounds like something a hitman would say to try to cover up that they're a hitman!!

@helenos_152

11 күн бұрын

Yes

@Kingslayer11

4 күн бұрын

Yeah who hasn’t

“Can you just send the avengers already?!?!?!?” Best line in this skit

@zohairs.5038

12 күн бұрын

Then the avengers join in...

@FadiSaaidi

12 күн бұрын

@@zohairs.5038the Avengers:”You guys started WITHOUT US” (making out noise)

No that was the customer he sounded so disappointed 😂

@stinky1426

12 күн бұрын

"ohh sorry. I'm still learning :)"

@-WMD-Edutainment

12 күн бұрын

,,Okay, let's try something else" :)

"Turn off the body cams" IM DONE XD

"Job security for psychiatrists" -- is exactly the kind of banger I come to this channel to hear

The production quality 8/10, story line 9/10, absolute historical laughter 1000/10 😂 “wtf hell is going on”

@dickottel

12 күн бұрын

laughter so historical the dinosaurs could hear it 🦕

@Tridentofmemes

12 күн бұрын

Real

@ironfistgaming8945

2 күн бұрын

hysterical

@JaysMCworld

9 сағат бұрын

@@ironfistgaming8945 n,o he was laughing so much it went down in history

The Hitman speedrunners have to start somewhere.

Mrs. Hernandez has a lot to talk about over Brunch now

“What is that noise?” “Job security for psychiatrists” best line from one of these videos in a while!

Dude went to hell and back twice, the fact that he was still willing to complete the mission despite not being able to is inspiring given the situation

If this is what it takes to be a hitman, then I'd probably end up in the exact same scenarios here

@insomniac_mind776

6 күн бұрын

Same, lmfao

"the more the merrier"

"Now would you PLEASE send the GODDAMN avengers over here?" that's when i died

JUST THE GATES OF HELL OPENING UP FOR TWO MORE PEOPLE 😭😭😭

A newbie hitman being a hardcore Christian was not on my bingo card for KZread skits this year. Well done!

@runninwildforever

12 күн бұрын

he said catholic school

@esavvysavokiii1277

12 күн бұрын

@@runninwildforevercatholicism is a sect of christianity

@Conta_Minated

12 күн бұрын

I'm beginning to think that this hatman company is all about murdering gay people.

@TonyYarusso

12 күн бұрын

@@runninwildforeverYeah, and?

@darthvaderbro7210

12 күн бұрын

​@@runninwildforeverCatholics are Christian.

"Did you get your man?" "No but somebody's got A man" 💀

BRROOO THOSE COPS SEEMED HAPPY AF

The shrapnel could actually give him some very serious infections....

@tc6818

12 күн бұрын

"It could, it could! It could break the skin. It could lodge under the skin and cause a very bad infection!" --- Clark Griswold

Another sketch inspired by Zach’s real life events.

Zach is both able and willing to provide job security for his psychiatrist

he is willing however, not able, to be a hitman

I love the character development of the hitman and how we slowly figure out his backstory

Yep, its Zach Star Himself

nah twice he gets in that situation is crazy, not even therapists can cure him

Zack, That may be one of the top five best videos ever. I'm sharing that with so many people.

3:24 that scream caught me so off guard what the hell

That was the customer 💀

BETTER AND BETTER; AMAZING!!!!!!!

@maximumhoops123

12 күн бұрын

How is that 19hours ago

@KingFateThe1st

12 күн бұрын

​@maximumhoops123 the video couldve been priveted so omly certain people could see it

@TheReal2Skeletons

12 күн бұрын

@@maximumhoops123 Don't worry, he's a time traveler.

@KingFateThe1st

12 күн бұрын

@@TheReal2Skeletons that makes more sense

@jlpsinde

11 күн бұрын

Hi, I pay him on Patreon, so I can see before other people that don’t pay.

His tone of voice 😂😂 "join the party"

This is the funniest one he has ever made lmao

Zach seems to be telling us something..

,,But what if they ask me to kill... them?"

"I don't know all the laws, but i know what they told me in catholic school" This dude's on another level.

most fortunate zach star skit character

I like to imagine this is how Agent 47’s first day went.

1:04 .. I expected crossover to that one video from way behind, with the assasin in the home.

bro the way that the hit man is just staring with that face (0:47) all the time kills me 💀

As soon i saw him enter "the Magic room" again i knew what was about to happen

Zach promise me you'll never stop doing skits, and even please do more! I have watched them all at least 3x, they're so good. My favorite is F*ck boy confessionals, absolute genius, when is the sequal? 🙏

@HolloWolf35

11 күн бұрын

Ditto

@HolloWolf35

11 күн бұрын

My favorite is the lanuage and the leprechaun

All those people were willing and able to do it

As a hitman I can confirm all of this is so true its scary.

There was not 1 but 2 three ways in this video, somewhere this is someones wet dream or dry nightmare

That was so fucked up yet so god damn funny at the same time! Knocked this one outta the park for sure!

"the gates of hell opening up" LOL!!! "Would you believe my day is worse?" HAHAHAHA!!

That hitman needs a huge raise for having to go through all that 2 times.

3:20 i was laughing for 3 minutes straight

@lad4830

12 күн бұрын

same

@murphygreen8484

12 күн бұрын

I'm a hospital bed after two procedures in two days shouldn't be laughing and that scene nearly ended me 🤣🤣😂💀

@spyingfive

11 күн бұрын

@@murphygreen8484 Fr

I KEEP REPLAYING THAT SCREAM WHEN HE KILLS THE OTHER GUY- 3:23

imagine ur first day as a hitman is witnessing three men in a room 💀

The new John Wick remake looks nice

The more it progresses, the more ridiculous and funnier it gets. 😂😂 Well done Zach

This might be the funniest Zach video I've seen. Like they're all hilarious, but this one might just take the cake

'room for a third?' actually destroyed me

Skit idea. God meets the Darwin award winners in the afterlife. Would love to see the Chad Bro God absolutely roasting some of them XD

I'd suggest he play The Hitman games but he'd probably f*** that up too. 😂

@venator5421

12 күн бұрын

47 circles of hell

as a proffesional hitman I can confirm everything is exactly like that on my first few tries

Just job security for psychiatrists had to laughing my head off.

I for one have to say, there couldn't have been much better of a video to honor the month of June.

Well, you've finally done it... Since you play all the characters you've gone and effed yourself. Which, presumably, you've been told to do a few time in your life.

"What's happening over there?!!" - "Job security for psychiatrists" Epic

This is by far one of the best skits from you I've seen in a while lmao

Agent 47's learning days

not instructor Zach being totally humbled every training session😭-

Anyone that says it's beautiful 😂😂😂😂 i was rolling

That room's cursed. Or blessed. Definitely magical.

I was waiting for him to lick his fingers after he'd finished mixing the poison.

I can confirm this is still just as funny even after rewatching it like 50 times

I needed that comedy genius in my hangover recovery. Thank you Zach.

One of your best skits yet

I wonder if Zach is willing and able to like this comment

@Respear

12 күн бұрын

You wouldn't know, it only shows when the comment is hearted.

@-WMD-Edutainment

12 күн бұрын

Nah, he only hearted it.

@rat.cheese

12 күн бұрын

@@-WMD-Edutainment seems better

@mycastephens4987

12 күн бұрын

I wonder if this bit will ever die.

@HimAndHis

12 күн бұрын

@@mycastephens4987no the joke isn’t able and willing to die

1:38 that 'Hello' got me rolling. It was so uncharacteristic for a hitman but Zach made it sound right. 😂😂. Keep them coming Zach.

"Oh my God. I'm so sorry. Are you mad?" LOL "I know what they taught me in Catholic school so could you just send Seal Team Six already?" As someone who went to Catholic school, this is hilarious. Keep up the good work.

Love the subtle advertisement for Winmau Diamond dart boards.

This guy is really willing and able to shoot anybody

"Guys, turn off the body cams. Light em up. Brrrr", I died laughing 😭😭

Guys turn off the body cams 😂

Dude went through everything in that moment

DOUBLE TAPPPPP!!💀

"anyone who says it's beautiful is out of their goddamned mind.."

It’s the higher tone of voice from the horror that makes those scenes all the more hilarious 😭

3:18 I will never stop laughing

The callback to stirring the poison drink with your finger on the first day of being a hitman is glorious

This needs to become a TV show.

Truly willing and abe to make the best content

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve watched this, freaking hilarious 😂

"Hell of a first day!"

Nahh that are you mad got me lmao

”Doublekill” had me dead

The "Gates of Hell opening up" was Krazy funny 😂🤣😂🤣

Love your content keep up the great work

I’d be like “I’m now gonna go wash my mouth out with a revolver.” 😂

Poor traumatized hitman🤣

Bro it’s 2:18 AM, This shit is sending me 😂😂

Just finished season 2 of Mr Inbetween so this is perfect

Best hitman ngl.