When a vampire meeting goes wrong

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Vampire meetings have a tendency to end badly...
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  • @gabesarti7184
    @gabesarti718410 күн бұрын

    I want to see a movie where Greg goes full on John Wick after a vampire coven steals his sheep.

  • @happy-zs6qx

    @happy-zs6qx

    10 күн бұрын

    SAME

  • @michael_pilot

    @michael_pilot

    10 күн бұрын

    Els or Cristina?

  • @cmcsccw

    @cmcsccw

    10 күн бұрын

    Real

  • @kchortu

    @kchortu

    10 күн бұрын

    Baelin's Route style!

  • @lgermain24

    @lgermain24

    10 күн бұрын

    Yes please!!

  • @The_Gravetender
    @The_Gravetender10 күн бұрын

    Greg has a very particular set of skills. Skills that he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for vampires.

  • @immapotato1

    @immapotato1

    10 күн бұрын

    and surprisingly nothing else

  • @Gillsing

    @Gillsing

    10 күн бұрын

    Vampires hate this NPC!

  • @CemKalyoncu

    @CemKalyoncu

    10 күн бұрын

    Daymare

  • @kennethlindahl9206

    @kennethlindahl9206

    10 күн бұрын

    Don't forget His garlic infused blood...therefore the undead scum can't bite Him

  • @samuraiwarren4475

    @samuraiwarren4475

    10 күн бұрын

    The gumball reference 🤣

  • @johnserosanguineous1886
    @johnserosanguineous18869 күн бұрын

    A meeting without refreshments is called an "email."

  • @VivaLaDirtLeague

    @VivaLaDirtLeague

    9 күн бұрын

    I like this attitude

  • @lmnobcrew5735

    @lmnobcrew5735

    9 күн бұрын

    You misspelled: Normal and way too long

  • @IndigenouspersonofEurope-vo9lm

    @IndigenouspersonofEurope-vo9lm

    6 күн бұрын

    Worst part is when they cull a person for just a few litres of blood. What a waste of resources. You don't need to kill a cow to get to the milk.

  • @WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry

    @WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry

    6 күн бұрын

    Worst part is when they cull a person for just a few litres of blood. What a waste of resources.

  • @Cupcake12347

    @Cupcake12347

    6 күн бұрын

    @@WithoutliesShlimShlamdie-rc9ry No need to unalive a cow to get to the milk.

  • @HeavySnorlax
    @HeavySnorlax9 күн бұрын

    -Hey Greg, why are you farming so much garlic? -It's because of the vampire problem -What vampire problem? -Exactly!

  • @SatumainenOlento

    @SatumainenOlento

    2 күн бұрын

    EXACTLY!!! Excellent! Hope that this point is noted in the upcoming films about Greg.

  • @rinch_jacobson
    @rinch_jacobson10 күн бұрын

    - I don't think you were invited. - How did I even get here then? Hahaha, genius!

  • @tmtsky

    @tmtsky

    10 күн бұрын

    Thx, i forgot some vampires can't go inside whithout a proper invit.

  • @Maityist

    @Maityist

    10 күн бұрын

    I didn't catch that until you mentioned it, that's actually genius writing.

  • @Tulkash01

    @Tulkash01

    10 күн бұрын

    That's very Ben of him...

  • @gaz-atollahofrockandrolla7519

    @gaz-atollahofrockandrolla7519

    10 күн бұрын

    Best throwaway gag I've heard in a long time

  • @macle5007

    @macle5007

    10 күн бұрын

    i dont get it

  • @hidden7soul
    @hidden7soul10 күн бұрын

    😂 I think Greg deserves his own movie as the vampire slayer of Azerim at night, shop keeper in the day.

  • @StoryLover-7

    @StoryLover-7

    10 күн бұрын

    I agree. Briliant

  • @jayzonedc6474

    @jayzonedc6474

    10 күн бұрын

    Vampire slayer at night, shop keeper in the day, artificer and cleric on the weekends.

  • @ThatGuy-mp9og

    @ThatGuy-mp9og

    10 күн бұрын

    Always to busy to look for his missing sheep

  • @totallyathome

    @totallyathome

    10 күн бұрын

    I want this!!

  • @brokenhiveling

    @brokenhiveling

    10 күн бұрын

    Baelins Route II: The smell of garlic!

  • @billybegood466
    @billybegood4669 күн бұрын

    I like how Greg eats so much garlic that he was immune to the vampire's bite. Nice touch.

  • @atimidbirb

    @atimidbirb

    7 күн бұрын

    Not immune, but the taste of him gave the vampire like 10d12 poison damage 😂

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj10 күн бұрын

    Garlic farmer, the perfect cover. "All those sharpened stakes? Those are for making a garlic trestle. Exhuming shovel? Nah, that's just a gardening spade. The rosewood crossbow? Uh...rabbits...in the garden..?"

  • @SuddenReal

    @SuddenReal

    9 күн бұрын

    "So... why do you ask adventurers to take care of the rats if you have that crossbow?" "Uhm.... Ah! Adventurer!"

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj

    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj

    9 күн бұрын

    @@SuddenReal He's searching for an apprentice. Have you noticed that if you do well again the rats, he sends you against wolves? All animals associated with vampires.

  • @horzeskull6503

    @horzeskull6503

    6 күн бұрын

    @@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj He is trying to built a Secret Guild Of Garlic Farmers to fight against that nasty vampires in every near and distant corner of the Azerim. There would be no safe hovel or even hole in a ground for vampires to hide when a garlic farms would be raised here and there.

  • @n.a.4292
    @n.a.429210 күн бұрын

    Greg ate so much fish and garlic he gained "garlic blood", "garlic aura" and "garlic god blessing"

  • @jordanfelt5978

    @jordanfelt5978

    10 күн бұрын

    Don't know what fish has to do with anything. That's pretty weird. You can make garlic with plenty of dishes.

  • @user-us7kb8ml7g

    @user-us7kb8ml7g

    10 күн бұрын

    Hahahaha

  • @onecoolboy98

    @onecoolboy98

    10 күн бұрын

    "Num Num Num Num Num"- Greg the Garlic Farmer (and to a lesser extent Shmeg the Garlic Liker)

  • @straightjacket3.519

    @straightjacket3.519

    10 күн бұрын

    If you’re going to eat a lot of fish then you may want to use lemon pepper instead of garlic, the lemon will make you less apt to get scurvy. Although garlic is good for immune system in general so maybe every other time then it won’t get boring.

  • @Ryantiisnllallksksks

    @Ryantiisnllallksksks

    10 күн бұрын

    They need to make the patron god of Greg the cleric on the dnd channel the "God of Garlic"

  • @thevalarauka101
    @thevalarauka10110 күн бұрын

    love how rowan reappears as bodger at the end - definitely not the evil vampire lord guy edit: yes I know they're meant to be different characters with the same skin... probably

  • @-ion

    @-ion

    10 күн бұрын

    When the developers reuse assets

  • @akira6457

    @akira6457

    10 күн бұрын

    Nah,vampire can't get sunlight

  • @adamnovotny1143

    @adamnovotny1143

    10 күн бұрын

    What if he has a legendary vampire ring? Then he can withstand sunlight

  • @Talamasca007

    @Talamasca007

    10 күн бұрын

    That's correct. Bodger has a hammer that RIGHTFULLY HIS! His grandfather left it to HIM, not to his brother or some silly little vampire person.

  • @christianelgin5150

    @christianelgin5150

    10 күн бұрын

    Not bodger... Its his evil twin 'the leather worker's from dark wood 😂😂😂😂

  • @joekenorer
    @joekenorer10 күн бұрын

    Bodger: "Greg, what's your last name?" Greg: "Uh, Belmont"

  • @joshsimonton769

    @joshsimonton769

    10 күн бұрын

    Underrated comment right here.

  • @jeremygilby1455

    @jeremygilby1455

    9 күн бұрын

    Castelvania NPC: Azerim

  • @molybdaen11

    @molybdaen11

    9 күн бұрын

    And suddenly all vampires left the kingdom over night. 😂

  • @littlelw319

    @littlelw319

    8 күн бұрын

    Gregory "Greg the garlic farmer" Belmont

  • @Jayzon666

    @Jayzon666

    6 күн бұрын

    Nice day for fishin', but a horrible night to have a curse.

  • @madisonmecham9546
    @madisonmecham95469 күн бұрын

    Even I'm a deaf person and the closed caption was the best!! I'm laughing so hard! One of my favorites is "WTF gasp!" That what perfectly match the body language and facial expression 😂

  • @p0laris813

    @p0laris813

    8 күн бұрын

    Watching it again with closed captions made it even better! "*A golden garlic?*", "*cool stunt sh1t*", "*zoro hissing*", and the poignant "*well...*" after Greg broke his sword? *Chef's kiss*

  • @rebeccapekarske5788

    @rebeccapekarske5788

    5 күн бұрын

    *allergic spewing*

  • @ISeeYa
    @ISeeYa10 күн бұрын

    I freaking knew there will be a Greg the Garlic Farmer vs Vampire skit ever since Rowan changed his class to Vampire. I DID NOT expect Greg to go this hard.

  • @sspectre8217

    @sspectre8217

    10 күн бұрын

    There’s an alternate timeline where Greg became a Blood Hunter instead of a Cleric

  • @diegolarrea7932

    @diegolarrea7932

    10 күн бұрын

    Blood hunter Greg would’ve been cool but the d-heads were desperate for heals

  • @3Clod

    @3Clod

    9 күн бұрын

    I didn't think about it but as soon as he appeared here it all made sense

  • @vicusdanielson639

    @vicusdanielson639

    9 күн бұрын

    HOLY GARLIC GRENADES!!!

  • @_MECRONANCER_

    @_MECRONANCER_

    9 күн бұрын

    He deserves a toast! (Garlic toast😋)

  • @annamichalska6144
    @annamichalska614410 күн бұрын

    The subtitles "cool stunt shit" and "even more cool shit" 😂

  • @jajsem1109

    @jajsem1109

    10 күн бұрын

    Lorquin subtitles never dissapoint.

  • @lazer7869

    @lazer7869

    10 күн бұрын

    Ya, I love whoever made that subtitle.

  • @SparkeyAvalon

    @SparkeyAvalon

    10 күн бұрын

    And the hissings

  • @MistyKittens

    @MistyKittens

    10 күн бұрын

    “Inspired hissings” lmao

  • @prestok

    @prestok

    10 күн бұрын

    ​@@Chillfangerthanks, I think that too. Very annoying, especially since I actually need the subs and can't turn the distractions off

  • @zenmasters_games
    @zenmasters_games8 күн бұрын

    "It’s garlic time mother fuckers" has got to be the most bad-ass hero intro of all time!

  • @peng1luver259
    @peng1luver25910 күн бұрын

    This is probably how Greg owns a tavern, a farm, and a shomp. Vampire bounties

  • @TheLeebo1962

    @TheLeebo1962

    4 күн бұрын

    Not to mention all that loot from their hideouts.

  • @spudnikca8959
    @spudnikca895910 күн бұрын

    2:32 "Garlic time, MotherF***ers !" from the garlic farmer. Priceless!

  • @MSte21
    @MSte2110 күн бұрын

    Okay, this was brilliant. I can't tell if this was all Greg's fantasy or if it really happened as a quest, but Greg the Garlic Farmer being a vampire hunting badass is my headcanon now anyway.

  • @iissss9847

    @iissss9847

    10 күн бұрын

    Then greg gets nerfed after the update. 🤣🤣

  • @thepolarianempire

    @thepolarianempire

    10 күн бұрын

    @@iissss9847after vampires were added as a playable race they had to vault the vampire hunting quest line it’s also why he lost his wife as she was linked to the vampire questline

  • @runem5429

    @runem5429

    10 күн бұрын

    @@iissss9847 Gregs always get nerfed, unfortunately.

  • @samuelrosander1048

    @samuelrosander1048

    10 күн бұрын

    Need "Headcanon" merch: a hat with an old-school cannon firing cannonballs of lore!

  • @willibaldstumptner6865

    @willibaldstumptner6865

    10 күн бұрын

    Canon 🎉from now on ✅

  • @jimwormmaster
    @jimwormmaster10 күн бұрын

    And on that day, Greg went from farming garlic, to farming vampires for exp.

  • @InVerum
    @InVerum10 күн бұрын

    I love how the accent wandered all the way from Transylvania, to Scottish to Kiwi and somehow looped back around to South Africa? "I don't even remember you being invited", that is HARD accent to do on purpose let alone by accident. Amazing.

  • @LethiuxX
    @LethiuxX10 күн бұрын

    A vampire hunter does seem like the natural progression for a garlic farmer.

  • @bramvanduijn8086

    @bramvanduijn8086

    10 күн бұрын

    Man, now I want a RPG where your class and professions combine like that. Like really lean into it, that the garlic farmer part gives much stronger buffs than the hunter class if you're fighting vampires. Gives debuff when fighting werewolves though, they can smell you coming miles away.

  • @plektosgaming

    @plektosgaming

    10 күн бұрын

    Not, it's that the vampire hunter has retired but can't stop growing garlic and stocking potions and the like - just in case.

  • @jeremygilby1455

    @jeremygilby1455

    9 күн бұрын

    "You don't mess with pancake day." - Greg the Vampire Hunter

  • @michael_pilot
    @michael_pilot10 күн бұрын

    Adam is a very elegant vampire

  • @EvilGremlin100

    @EvilGremlin100

    9 күн бұрын

    Indeed, also, Ben really rocks a set of fangs when he does his evil smile.. usually reserves it for when he's doing the difficult customer getting his way bit in the bored series, but it went so well here with the fangs

  • @corbinhbucknerjr558

    @corbinhbucknerjr558

    9 күн бұрын

    I liked his brother in the top hat. They have a vibe.

  • @Jud1cator
    @Jud1cator7 күн бұрын

    They finally gave that Garlic Greg a story worthy of his name. Good job guys, keep up the good work.

  • @daethalion1725
    @daethalion17258 күн бұрын

    When you suddenly transition from The Vampire Chronicles to What We Do in the Shadows. Fantastic!

  • @tarekmsolli6027
    @tarekmsolli602710 күн бұрын

    I like how Rowan loses the accent whenever the speech loses seriousness

  • @LeeeHack

    @LeeeHack

    10 күн бұрын

    Not entirely. The choice of words is different, but he still keeps parts of the accent ("Seriously?"). I thought it was totally in character :)

  • @Jakub1989YTb
    @Jakub1989YTb10 күн бұрын

    Greg is that one npc with the most epic sidequest you can easilly miss.

  • @Jakub1989YTb

    @Jakub1989YTb

    10 күн бұрын

    I loved this in the witcher.

  • @williamkifer5583
    @williamkifer55835 күн бұрын

    Greg finally getting a character arc while being one of the oldest characters on the channel is so awesome. When I saw the golden garlic grenade I literally shouted “GREG!!”

  • @NateSmokesEm
    @NateSmokesEm10 күн бұрын

    Adam said “nope” and dipped out for the rest of the skit!😂

  • @patrickmcgann2673

    @patrickmcgann2673

    9 күн бұрын

    And I mean, that was objectively the right choice. He lived.

  • @InsanityGrant
    @InsanityGrant10 күн бұрын

    The honeywood theme in he background right before Greg The Garlic Farmer enters is just chefs kiss

  • @Bluntman-J.P

    @Bluntman-J.P

    10 күн бұрын

    Well shit i didn't even notice that xD

  • @aditya_on_youtube

    @aditya_on_youtube

    10 күн бұрын

    I had to listen to that section twice on earphones to notice it

  • @whatsnewbois9814
    @whatsnewbois981410 күн бұрын

    Greg NPC passive: Stats are multiplied x10 in the presence of Vampires

  • @Demon-.

    @Demon-.

    9 күн бұрын

    Oh god.... that'd be broken if he dragged a vampire around 😂

  • @Kyle-nm1kh

    @Kyle-nm1kh

    9 күн бұрын

    ​@@Demon-.Like on Walking Dead. That's a good idea.

  • @Hasenpfote01

    @Hasenpfote01

    9 күн бұрын

    Greg is morphing from a garlic trader into a *GARLIC TRADER*

  • @LolSho0orTs

    @LolSho0orTs

    9 күн бұрын

    ​@@Demon-.but this won't work in daytime 😂

  • @Run-Riot

    @Run-Riot

    8 күн бұрын

    And it only helps when you aggro a vampire long enough to drag it all the way across Azerim to Greg's house, lol

  • @omeganexuskensai6848
    @omeganexuskensai68485 күн бұрын

    Clearly, Greg has levels in Monk. Must have retired from the monastery to continue the family tradition of farming.

  • @danielknapp3141
    @danielknapp31415 күн бұрын

    Wow! The garlic farmer being a vampire hunter is a perfect combination of subverting expectations and being super obvious in retrospect.

  • @finbruan
    @finbruan10 күн бұрын

    Brit went extra hard on the costume

  • @champzki

    @champzki

    7 күн бұрын

    The fact more people don’t comment on how beautiful Brit is astounds me. I also loved the costume.

  • @Immopimmo

    @Immopimmo

    5 күн бұрын

    Maybe because they're not thirsty simps. ​@champzki

  • @stupot205

    @stupot205

    4 күн бұрын

    Heheh - "hard on"

  • @champzki

    @champzki

    3 күн бұрын

    @@Immopimmo LOL, nice

  • @XxXK1770rD13XxX
    @XxXK1770rD13XxX10 күн бұрын

    I legit love the concept of a garlic farmer living a secret life defeating vampires. It's even better that it's Greg.

  • @Squidbush8563

    @Squidbush8563

    10 күн бұрын

    It just proves that most NPCs are retired high level characters. 😅

  • @morganalori

    @morganalori

    10 күн бұрын

    We have seen small glimpses of the OP Greg as time has passed. Now we see it come to fruition as Greg the Vampire Slayer

  • @antjea.3105

    @antjea.3105

    9 күн бұрын

    No no no, not defeating vampires - defeating role players that pretend to be vampires! That twist makes this so hard to watch - and then the other plot twist where bodger comes in. Genius combination.

  • @henridugasiv2298
    @henridugasiv22989 күн бұрын

    I don't comment often, but Greg getting his shinning glory, hero moment! Goose bumps!

  • @CompanionCube
    @CompanionCube9 күн бұрын

    pretty sure this is the only channel on youtube with this level of quality. like what even is this? the sets, the outfits. this alone must have cost a fortune. for a sketch? unmatched

  • @OverlordMMM
    @OverlordMMM10 күн бұрын

    I just love the idea of Greg becoming so aware as an NPC that the adventurer's aren't solving the issues of his world that he becomes the Neo of Azerim, taking care of each threat himself.

  • @potpot439

    @potpot439

    10 күн бұрын

    now i wanna see an army of Rowan Vampire NPCs (Agents) fighting greg the garlic farmer in a Matrixesque fightscene, and at the end greg snaps back from daydreaming to his garlic farmer spot lmao

  • @AleksandrStrizhevskiy

    @AleksandrStrizhevskiy

    10 күн бұрын

    He just wants him wife back.

  • @tjhorne82

    @tjhorne82

    10 күн бұрын

    Greg IS Neo!

  • @Doncroft1
    @Doncroft110 күн бұрын

    I 100% believe Greg is a secret Vampire Hunter. He eats so much garlic; he's immune to their bites.

  • @martinajurickova5750

    @martinajurickova5750

    10 күн бұрын

    the vampire chick vomitted after biting him. His blood is literally poisonous to them by now :D

  • @Goblin_deez.
    @Goblin_deez.Күн бұрын

    Ben asking about how he got in without being invited was absolute gold I love the subtle comedy around vampires, it reminds me of the ‘What we do in the shadows’ movie

  • @solracstormhunter3023
    @solracstormhunter30232 күн бұрын

    2:57 Adam NAILED that posture! 🧛🏻‍♂️🦇

  • @dman7644
    @dman764410 күн бұрын

    ''And then, I ripped out their hearts with my bare hands!'' -Greg

  • @Maxinidas

    @Maxinidas

    10 күн бұрын

    That must be the humble way of saying.. "I went straight up Kano from Mortal Kombat on his vampire ass. FATALITY!!!".

  • @ninetailedfox579121

    @ninetailedfox579121

    10 күн бұрын

    "And then, I made a comment that was just a quote directly from the video trying to get easy likes." -dman7644

  • @michael_pilot

    @michael_pilot

    10 күн бұрын

    Oh fantastic grandpa! Another story before bed please!

  • @michael_pilot

    @michael_pilot

    10 күн бұрын

    Oh fantastic grandpa! Another story before bed please!

  • @Paganbeliever

    @Paganbeliever

    10 күн бұрын

    He did a backflip, snapped the bad guys heart and saved the day

  • @yogerrry
    @yogerrry10 күн бұрын

    "Zorro hissing" "Cool Stunt sh!t" "Well..." "Disappearing hissing"

  • @Sly-Moose

    @Sly-Moose

    10 күн бұрын

    Don't forget "WTF Gasp"

  • @UltimRoGuE

    @UltimRoGuE

    9 күн бұрын

    i thought it gonna be Indiana Jones reference, where Greg throw garlic or something at him, but oh well xd

  • @Twisted_Nerve
    @Twisted_Nerve5 күн бұрын

    The "what we do in the shadows" vibe was perfect, great skit as always guys.

  • @Stuntmonkey4U
    @Stuntmonkey4U6 күн бұрын

    "I don't remember you being invited" "Well, how did I get in if I wasnt invited?" 😂

  • @sonochamp
    @sonochamp10 күн бұрын

    I love Baelin's Route... but Greg the Vampire Hunter would put it to shame! Make it happen, VLDL!

  • @andrewvivona1797

    @andrewvivona1797

    10 күн бұрын

    We all want this

  • @nathanrust4908

    @nathanrust4908

    9 күн бұрын

    YES!

  • @tonyolsson3880
    @tonyolsson388010 күн бұрын

    Its the perfect disguise. Greg looks like a normal garlic farmer. But in truth he is a vampire hunter, as his father and his father before him. A lineage of vampie hunters. What do you think the sword with the garlic pummel is for. Its a magic sword dealing garlic damage. Perfect weapon against the vampire lord.

  • @riverbabbles

    @riverbabbles

    9 күн бұрын

    I love this explanation of the garlic sword. The player character dismisses it as not a very powerful sword, unaware that it has a massive attack bonus specifically against vampires.

  • @tonyolsson3880

    @tonyolsson3880

    9 күн бұрын

    @@riverbabbles yeah he did say his father fought monsters. Now its cannon that thoes monsters were vampires. I am very proud to remember the swords when watching this. Would be such a cool short film. The funny thing would be for that sword to be the literal strongest weapon against vampires. But the only way to get it is to not give Greg the sword losing the 10% positive affinity for Greg for the rest of that playthrough.

  • @riverbabbles

    @riverbabbles

    5 күн бұрын

    @@tonyolsson3880 But maybe this whole quest line occurs BECAUSE you gave Greg his sword back! He might not have used it, but perhaps returning the sword unlocks a future opportunity to request his help with defeating the vampires, leading to this event :D Maybe you can do the quest without him, but it would be IMPOSSIBLY HARD

  • @tonyolsson3880

    @tonyolsson3880

    5 күн бұрын

    @@riverbabbles that could also be a cool quest idea.

  • @maryjones104
    @maryjones1043 күн бұрын

    I adore Britt's outfit in this! It's nice how they're all portraying different kinds of vampires, but the headpiece really ties it all together.

  • @captainpalegg2860
    @captainpalegg28604 күн бұрын

    omg, that production value! if you could show this to yourselves from 10 years ago, it would blow your minds.

  • @newwavepop
    @newwavepop10 күн бұрын

    A lot of people do not know that when you completely beat the game with every character at a hundred percent, it unlocks Greg as a playable character.

  • @QuantumQuanYoutube
    @QuantumQuanYoutube10 күн бұрын

    Clearly, they now have the budget for a stunt/fight coordinator, and im all for it

  • @jw8160

    @jw8160

    10 күн бұрын

    Huh? Their choreography has always been great.

  • @eyex

    @eyex

    10 күн бұрын

    The fight scenes are done by Alan. He got a job as Greg's stuntman/body double after leaving Tech Town. 😁

  • @CinnamonQuills

    @CinnamonQuills

    10 күн бұрын

    I love the touch that the guy in Monk robes had martial arts moves

  • @lishe8287

    @lishe8287

    10 күн бұрын

    www.amandstunts.com/. This is their stunt coordinator. Have had him for quite awhile now.

  • @amandstunts

    @amandstunts

    9 күн бұрын

    @@lishe8287 thanks for the shoutout

  • @gaijin_sailovideos1333
    @gaijin_sailovideos1333Күн бұрын

    Finally the garlic grenade comes in handy 😂. And also finally, Greg's badass scene.. but then i kept going "oh nooo" when it was Bodger he told his story to 😂😂. The one person that ain't gonna buy any of that🤣🔥🔥🔥

  • @LaylaSpellwind
    @LaylaSpellwind3 күн бұрын

    I choose to believe that everything Greg said was not only true, but he was underselling it.

  • @XxUndeadXTacoXx
    @XxUndeadXTacoXx10 күн бұрын

    Man Alan went from kicking his boss’ ass at Playtech to wiping the floor with vampires. Very inspirational.

  • @evilcritter

    @evilcritter

    10 күн бұрын

    Alan's star is on the rise! He decided, across all of the multiverse, to stop taking crap!

  • @BuiBaoNguyen
    @BuiBaoNguyen10 күн бұрын

    Ok but the idea of a NPC name "Greg the garlic farmer" being a vampire hunter is so cool and make sense. He should use his garlic like a whip or nunchuck.

  • @Ghostwatcher1923

    @Ghostwatcher1923

    10 күн бұрын

    a garlic mace

  • @TravisFont

    @TravisFont

    10 күн бұрын

    Entire subseries right there 🥲

  • @plektosgaming

    @plektosgaming

    10 күн бұрын

    What better way to keep vampires away and always be ready than to grow lots of garlic and stock many potions? He even has a string of garlic bulbs that I can only assume are really "Garlic grenades" instead of a sword. Such an awesome way to finally explain what a "garlic farmer" is doing in a town. :)

  • @frozenriddle6231
    @frozenriddle623117 сағат бұрын

    Guys this was so well done! I appreciate small relatable things most though and as silly as it may seem the most relatable thing was that small "ok" at 4:04, delivery was just perfect, people need to appreciate how hard it is to act these moments out to make them look spontaneous, vldl has many of these moments and I just want to say that I really applaud you for them, keep the clips coming guys

  • @theblopperify
    @theblopperifyКүн бұрын

    Got a good chuckle from the captions. @0:43 "We must strike against HIM, before he grows *:0*"

  • @akira6457
    @akira645710 күн бұрын

    The garlic grenade actually useful for once

  • @Doncroft1

    @Doncroft1

    10 күн бұрын

    That's always been its purpose.

  • @carlsell7327
    @carlsell732710 күн бұрын

    It's good to see Bodger canonically has the hammer that is rightfully his.

  • @scottybreuer

    @scottybreuer

    10 күн бұрын

    Technically, it's his grandfather's hammer. We don't know the man is dead.

  • @gervs77

    @gervs77

    10 күн бұрын

    @@scottybreuer His grandfather is dead. Killed by Pirag Bonebreaker!

  • @Revilo0o

    @Revilo0o

    10 күн бұрын

    Do you feel inspired?

  • @-_--dk3ib

    @-_--dk3ib

    10 күн бұрын

    @@Revilo0o Actually I took a bit of psychic damage I think.

  • @carlsell7327

    @carlsell7327

    10 күн бұрын

    @@Revilo0o maybe about 5 temporary hit points worth.

  • @YourInternetPandaFriend
    @YourInternetPandaFriend4 күн бұрын

    "We meet every 200 years, you use a template?" dead

  • @LinouGertz
    @LinouGertz5 күн бұрын

    Those "smoke into bat" special effects looks very Hollywood! Great production overall (as always)!

  • @ChristofferOlofsson
    @ChristofferOlofsson10 күн бұрын

    "Greg The Garlic Farmer, Vampire Hunter", not the story arc I thought I needed, but now I absolutely do!

  • @disparagers1166
    @disparagers116610 күн бұрын

    Even more proof that we need a 'Greg's Adventure' sequel to Baelins Route

  • @n0jy
    @n0jy4 күн бұрын

    "We meet once every 200 years, you use a template?" 🤣

  • @michaelgranados7923
    @michaelgranados79235 күн бұрын

    A series of Greg being a vampire hunter would be awesome and it makes sense he’d be the only one able to truly fight them

  • @LunaNK22
    @LunaNK2210 күн бұрын

    WE finally have Greg lore!!!!!!!! The Dev totally nailed this DLC campaign!

  • @jw8160

    @jw8160

    10 күн бұрын

    Unfortunately they erased it from everyone's memory except for Greg. Just like they did with his wife and child 😢

  • @crazyclyle123

    @crazyclyle123

    10 күн бұрын

    ​@@jw8160I still want to see Greg's journey to peel back the code and find his wife

  • @jw8160

    @jw8160

    10 күн бұрын

    @@crazyclyle123 so do I.

  • @sonalita_
    @sonalita_10 күн бұрын

    Britt absolutely smashing it with that costume and makeup. Hair is amazing too.

  • @fadingaway94

    @fadingaway94

    10 күн бұрын

    And writing!

  • @whatdoesthisthingdo

    @whatdoesthisthingdo

    10 күн бұрын

    Whoever wrote this was 👏🥂👑

  • @Rain4est1337
    @Rain4est13377 күн бұрын

    i love the CC on VLDL videos *Zorro hissing * *Cool stunt sh!t * *Cool stunt sh!t * *Cool stunt sh!t * *Well... * *Disapearing hissing * ... *Even more cool stunt sh!t *

  • @blakedefriend4075
    @blakedefriend40756 күн бұрын

    We all know that Greg is a descendent of vampire slayers. His grandfather had a garlic shaped pummel on his vampire slaying sword. The only reason Greg is only known as a farmer is that there arent many vampires left. His ancestors defeated the vampire rulers and returned peace to the land.

  • @onewildsoul
    @onewildsoul10 күн бұрын

    SwampBeast is my new favourite character. The hay stuck in his nose was just perfect.

  • @yahyaf2132

    @yahyaf2132

    9 күн бұрын

    He's like sid from ice age

  • @onewildsoul

    @onewildsoul

    6 күн бұрын

    @@yahyaf2132 "I'M A GENIUS"

  • @dipbar1824
    @dipbar182410 күн бұрын

    Alan leaving Tech Town and him not being in the last episode combined with him only appearing later in this clip had me worried for a moment before he showed up , glad he did!

  • @kashiichan

    @kashiichan

    10 күн бұрын

    Me like "Oh, so that's why he finally quit his job! The vampires have assembled after hundreds of years!" 😂

  • @jaykiknavenaga2121

    @jaykiknavenaga2121

    10 күн бұрын

    @@kashiichan Alan finally quit his job and found his true calling

  • @def-po8tu

    @def-po8tu

    10 күн бұрын

    I think Ben will get alans job and Alan will become the annoying customer

  • @bellamoorf

    @bellamoorf

    10 күн бұрын

    When I saw the five of them, I was actually worried that the Tech Town episode was for real. Almost shed a tear when Alan showed up on the last part. 🥲🥲🥲

  • @DarknessProphet
    @DarknessProphet6 күн бұрын

    So many different kinds of hissing in this one, from dry throat hissing to jumpscare hissing to disappearing hissing and even a crossbow hiss.

  • @antjea.3105
    @antjea.31059 күн бұрын

    Wow. I'm speechless. Do we deserve you guys? I feel like every person involved deserves a medal. As usual this specifically includes everyone we do not see in front of the camera. VLDL is one of those rare things that make you feel like everybody in the company is not only skilled af, but also very passionate about what they are creating.

  • @JanNitkas
    @JanNitkas10 күн бұрын

    What We Do in the Shadows vibes so hard in this one.

  • @JanNitkas

    @JanNitkas

    10 күн бұрын

    with a garlic twist.

  • @DarkJedireaper

    @DarkJedireaper

    10 күн бұрын

    That's exactly what I thought!

  • @sjmarham

    @sjmarham

    10 күн бұрын

    That is the crossover we don't deserve but need. Maybe the medieval Wellington Paranormal team can stop by

  • @thebenforever

    @thebenforever

    10 күн бұрын

    "Leave me to my dark bidding." *click*

  • @TheDoomParadise

    @TheDoomParadise

    10 күн бұрын

    New Zealand)

  • @mattjamco
    @mattjamco10 күн бұрын

    Adam has MASSIVE Taika Waititi vibes from What We Do In The Shadows :D

  • @VivaLaDirtLeague

    @VivaLaDirtLeague

    10 күн бұрын

    Thank you 😍

  • @mattjamco

    @mattjamco

    10 күн бұрын

    @@VivaLaDirtLeague No thank you for the nostalgia hit! And great acting :D

  • @neodigremo

    @neodigremo

    10 күн бұрын

    Except, you know, good

  • @TheDeathmail
    @TheDeathmail7 күн бұрын

    I like the fact that this is simultaneously believable... and also just as likely a lie at the same time...

  • @culthosmythos
    @culthosmythos4 күн бұрын

    A vampire monk is something I have never seen before, interesting...

  • @mysticxiiii
    @mysticxiiii10 күн бұрын

    "You need to check with your Thrall..." was genius 😂

  • @The_Jumping_Box
    @The_Jumping_Box10 күн бұрын

    still better than twilight

  • @sickbozo8152

    @sickbozo8152

    10 күн бұрын

    the story of a teenage girl that is undecided between bestiality and necrophylia.... aaah such a romantic story

  • @jesusaguilarjr6655

    @jesusaguilarjr6655

    10 күн бұрын

    Finally, somebody else who finally realizes how twisted twilight truly was!.

  • @Blitzkers99

    @Blitzkers99

    10 күн бұрын

    Twilight is bad because they are thin bloods , Very very weak vampire as compared to Sabbath whom these guys are cosplaying.

  • @griffglowen5555
    @griffglowen5555Күн бұрын

    “How did I get in if I wasn’t invited!?” Love it

  • @mattschultz4111
    @mattschultz41118 күн бұрын

    NAILED IT!!! Greg might be the best of the best. What has Bodger done except loose his grandfather's hammer over and over.

  • @GeekRedux
    @GeekRedux10 күн бұрын

    After Bodger walks off, cut to Baelin who's been watching and listening: A little nod of acknowledgement from Baelin, his quick chuckle, and off he walks.

  • @yohanndg1278
    @yohanndg127810 күн бұрын

    Greg having OP stats against vampires is now my head-canon !

  • @lieslfrankpsychickinesiolo4906

    @lieslfrankpsychickinesiolo4906

    10 күн бұрын

    Excuse a newbie What does OP stand for in this context?

  • @nairocamilo

    @nairocamilo

    10 күн бұрын

    it means ​Overpowered, ​@@lieslfrankpsychickinesiolo4906!

  • @yohanndg1278

    @yohanndg1278

    10 күн бұрын

    @@lieslfrankpsychickinesiolo4906 No apology needed ! OP means overpowered :)

  • @PrimitiveDoom
    @PrimitiveDoom9 күн бұрын

    “We meet once every 200 years, you use a template?” Now that’s bars right there 😂🔥🔥

  • @Kiba.Inugami
    @Kiba.Inugami7 күн бұрын

    VLDL casually dropping their next movie trailer

  • 10 күн бұрын

    you know what you have to do now, right? An epic NPC Van Gregling journey.

  • @InconspicuousChap

    @InconspicuousChap

    10 күн бұрын

    Gregling sounds like a small Greg born or produced by a large one.

  • @weles3750

    @weles3750

    10 күн бұрын

    Van Gregsing

  • 10 күн бұрын

    @@weles3750 much better!

  • @daniel.s.stefanov
    @daniel.s.stefanov10 күн бұрын

    "I love fear. it's tasty. **SHLICK-SHLICK-SHLICK-SHLICK**" 😂😂

  • @VivaLaDirtLeague

    @VivaLaDirtLeague

    10 күн бұрын

    It’s sooo gooooood

  • @michael_pilot

    @michael_pilot

    10 күн бұрын

    What's your favourite fear?

  • @DragonsAreHungry

    @DragonsAreHungry

    10 күн бұрын

    @@michael_pilot that would be garlic here 😀

  • @whitewalker9862
    @whitewalker98629 күн бұрын

    Never mess with Honeywood NPCs. They are friendly but in combat they're deadlier than a dragon. I like the vampires. Hope to see more of them in the future.

  • @hunvector
    @hunvector10 күн бұрын

    I like the What we do in the shadows wibe at the beginning, Adam almost looks like Taika, and the fact that it was also filmed in New Zealand makes it even funnier :)

  • @jonasdj2950
    @jonasdj295010 күн бұрын

    Greg the garlic farmer is my new favorite hero ahahahaha

  • @DuncanGDA
    @DuncanGDA10 күн бұрын

    Been showing off a new level of stunt fighting recently. Between this and the Techtown incident, it's a sick new layer of possibilities for the guys and their skits.

  • @andrewpolito9244

    @andrewpolito9244

    10 күн бұрын

    I feel like Alan and Rowan took a a stunt fighting and directing course recently and are determined to get their moneys worth out of it.

  • @chrispowell8121
    @chrispowell81217 күн бұрын

    I love how Greg was the last person I expected, yet the most logical.

  • @beaverbeaver526
    @beaverbeaver5267 күн бұрын

    I did not expect Greg to be a Monk, given his hand-to-hand and effortless use of a hand-caught projectile, but dang!

  • @Kylendros

    @Kylendros

    5 күн бұрын

    My head cannon is that the core game NPCs from the tutorial area like Greg, Bodger and Baelin all have buffed stats either from shared xp with PC when part of quests or just because of dev shenanigans.

  • @Bored0720
    @Bored072010 күн бұрын

    The lighting for the tavern, Britt's costume, the smoke effects, all fantastic!

  • @BubbaWinter-xh2ml
    @BubbaWinter-xh2ml10 күн бұрын

    I like this for Greg's lore, he's a garlic farmer and tavern owner after retiring from being a professional vampire hunter

  • @Allesea159
    @Allesea1598 күн бұрын

    It was nice to see Greg and Bodger standing by the shop again, brings me back to the old days

  • @OrganicAlkemyst
    @OrganicAlkemyst10 күн бұрын

    Totally awesome!! I was not expecting that at all. Greg going all warrior mode, getting bit but having garlic blood, catching arrows and totally dominating everyone. And Britt with black hair!!

  • @nerdsrus9977

    @nerdsrus9977

    10 күн бұрын

    It's total moncmode but to the rest I fully agree ;)

  • @UchihaOlavo
    @UchihaOlavo10 күн бұрын

    So this is what happened after Rowan turned everyone into vampires in that vampire outbreak.

  • @lieslfrankpsychickinesiolo4906

    @lieslfrankpsychickinesiolo4906

    10 күн бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣 Great call back

  • @AreimaYT
    @AreimaYT8 күн бұрын

    Seriously, the subtitles. *Crossbow hissing* Adds so much.

  • @sherrifjenkins9229
    @sherrifjenkins92297 күн бұрын

    I love it when Greg becomes a badass. There must be a real video game of this one day.

  • @TooShortPlancks
    @TooShortPlancks10 күн бұрын

    "How could I be here if I wasn't invited?" - brilliant little line!

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