It's a big flex when you take a bag of lolly jets to an airforce base a knowing you have more jets then them

@ThisJavier

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@planespotter4494

2 жыл бұрын

What did they call jet plane lollies before World War 2? Ducks Feet

@JackKrivan

Жыл бұрын

Lol true

@user-ii1iy8fz1d

2 ай бұрын

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Can't understand why this guy isn't more famous yet, he's fucking hilarious! 😂🤣

@ThisJavier

3 жыл бұрын

Come on, FAME!

@NoYoutubeName1

10 ай бұрын

Wdym? His other channels, Filthy Frank and Joji are massive

I'm just cracking up, imagining Jacinda Adern running down the beach and yelling 'F*ck off!' It would seem so out of character! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ThisJavier

Жыл бұрын

Well, technically not anymore but I get you 🤣

@sreddy250

Жыл бұрын

@ThisJavier I couldn't remember the new bloke's name, I was just laughing my arse off at the mental image of the very lovely and sedate Jacinda Ardern running down a beach and yelling 'F*ck off!' at the sea... 😀 🤣🤣🤣

The NZ Air Force logo is a flightless bird? That was another great idea from Col. Monty Python.

@edenbeechey2037

9 ай бұрын

And the RAAF logo is a kangaroo?? When have you seen a kangaroo flying apart from when its punted by a hilux doing 100kmh?

@argustuft2394

9 ай бұрын

The last time anyone saw a New Zealand military aircraft or naval vessel?@@edenbeechey2037

@amsuther

6 ай бұрын

@@edenbeechey2037 still jumps further than than a kiwi can fly...!

It always amuses my heart when i hear how much truth comes out of comedians lol bravo😎👏👏👏

@ThisJavier

2 жыл бұрын

thanks! the kid from the story actually got in touch with me after he saw this and we had a good laugh remembering it.

Your at school and your friend pulls out an Apple Me: EVERY BODY GET DOWN HE’S GOT AN APPLE. Teacher: call the Air Force oh wait there’s no Air Force.

@ThisJavier

3 жыл бұрын

@scootergrant8683

2 жыл бұрын

**cough** transport force **cough**

One look at Helen Clark would cause the most fierce enemy to turn tail and flee.

@ThisJavier

3 жыл бұрын

and I thought MY jokes were old.

@ericbleasel5907

3 жыл бұрын

Leave her alone,how would you feel eating barbed wire for breakfast every morning the poor thing?

Very funny!! Took me back a few years! Cheers.

I found this searching for CAC Boomerang. I'm satisfied.

Great, funny bit. I knew there'd be trouble when the word "apple" was said.

How are we gonna defeat the New Zealand Air Force? Just use does apples!

@ThisJavier

3 жыл бұрын

Nooooo! It's our achilles heel!

@stealthtomcat4739

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThisJavier New Zealand should at least buy air defense systems like S-400 if not fighter planes

@amsuther

6 ай бұрын

@@ThisJavier Granny Smiths..locked and loaded...!

It’s strategically impossible to attack NZ with out a country having aircraft carriers

@ThisJavier

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if anyone has seriously thought that far

@TheEnemyCombatant

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThisJavier I mean our biggest threat is Indonesia or China and they would most likely cross Australian waters first to get to NZLD waters so that would mean that it’s actually Australia’s problem first witch also means that AUS, USA would go to war with China and then because NZLD isn’t really suposed to be a combat military they would most likely be sent to provide humanitarian aid to small islands that would be attacked during China or Indonesia’s “killing spree” or NZ would go directly into the battle as there very close allies with AUS and the USA anyways. But I highly doubt any country like Indonesia or China would have the balls to attack anyone because that means it would be them VS the world and I definitely wouldn’t wanna be the world cause that’s a lot of man power and weapons hammering one country it would probably be a simmiler situation to WW2 where Germany goal was to take the whole of Europe but they didn’t take actual Britain witch in this case would be NZ and AUSTRALIA but either way it should be fine and I also have some family members in the NZ army who told me that NZ has just got a 20 billion dollar plan for some new RNZAF ( royal New Zealand Air Force) planes but I’m pretty sure those are just a bunch of Transport planes but either way there’s nothing to worry about

@ThisJavier

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheEnemyCombatant Was NOT expecting this comment when I posted this video.

@shermanator87

3 жыл бұрын

It's not like an enemy would ever think to sail an armada far out to see and then tack back towards the east coast of NZ.

@ThisJavier

3 жыл бұрын

@@shermanator87 what would they go out so far to see?

Sure

It means nobody can become a fighter pilot in New Zealand

@tomraw4893

3 жыл бұрын

That's right. Nobody at all. It's too violent an occupation for a pacifist prime minister to contemplate.

@stealthtomcat4739

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomraw4893 It's okay to not have fighter planes but at least air defense systems like S-400 should be there.

@ThisJavier

3 жыл бұрын

@@stealthtomcat4739 Nah mate, we're good. We got apples.

@stealthtomcat4739

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThisJavier Yeah haha

even deadlier than a nuke watermelon might not look like much but it can level auckland

@ThisJavier

3 жыл бұрын

omg. don't get Aucklanders started on avocado toast.

Ya they have P-8A and also getting the FA-18.

@BettyBettyBoBetty

4 ай бұрын

actually your not

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Australia has ya covered

@geoffh784

4 ай бұрын

Australia's combat jets don't have the range to fly to New Zealand without in-air refueling by tanker (which Australia has). But even with refueling they won't have much mission time over New Zealand. Realistically a single air craft carrier could sorty enough fast jets to keep the Aussie airforce mostly out of the picture (at NZ ie). You'd need a US carrier group to rescue you...

@IC3XR

4 ай бұрын

@@geoffh784 by the time an enemy had a carrier group stationed near New Zealand, multiple radar stations and 5EYES satellites would know about it - ergo, Australia or the U.S would have plenty of time to base F-35s at pre-existing airfields in NZ. No air-refuelling needed. Australia has ya covered.

Hmmm really??? Wowww....well I guess they will be the first to be taken over then in any given situation...its incredible they dont have any viable defence

@ThisJavier

3 жыл бұрын

Our defence is our nice image. I mean, what kind of bully would try and take us over??

@da22070

Ай бұрын

Luckily most nternar

The Iroquois engine has fine wire screens on the engine intake then a particle removing system where the air is routed 180 degrees and and any debris goes straight ahead and dumped so your apple story is bs.

@ThisJavier

28 күн бұрын

I don't know what to tell you Ted. He threw the apple and then they were poking round the engine for a long time.

at least the kiwis half paid attention to the assignment , sure its flightless but its still a bird , we got a cranky mutant rat that can jump really well for ours , but seriously it was a massive shame what happened to the rnzaf strike wing , back when they existed they were one of the best strike units on the planet and they were doing it in 50s era jets sometimes against f 16s and f15s and more often than not magically appear over the target on exercises leaving the yanks scratching their heads going where the effing hell did they come from ,,,,, such a shame

Wait isn't the new Zealand the country which invented Bob sample tank

@ThisJavier

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yes. I forgot about that 80 year old tank design made out of bits of shed. We're completely safe. Carry on!

@amsuther

3 ай бұрын

hate to break it to ya... Bob Semple was an Aussie too... ;-)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 funny comedian tho

Ireland is the same , no jets !

Yep. I never did like not having an Airwing. We had a strong Airway as with all NZ Military.

@ThisJavier

3 жыл бұрын

Since this video has been posted I've heard that all NZ Aircraft have been apple-proofed.

Honestly i almost joined the nz air force, but the fact that i dont want to fly helicopters or a boeing means it aint for me 😂

Shaun Holbrook is my actual buddy. I know this to be real fact. Shaun. 😅

Funny guy

Do you have a gun? Yes we have one but the New Zealand Army has it.

@ThisJavier

Жыл бұрын

I'm stealing this 👏

So true! NZ get yr jets back!

@ThisJavier

11 ай бұрын

We spent all our money on the All Blacks 😭

@nickthx1138

11 ай бұрын

@@ThisJavier 😂😂😂 And with that result against SA!

Hilarious

Funny bastards😂😂😂

Its not a bird its a marsupial 🦘 🐰🦖

@ThisJavier

3 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about?

Haha,

I am 14 years old born in New Zealand and the New Zealand Military is not able to provide a decent enough salary to live on and there is servere budget cuts causing new zealand troops to be unhappy with their jobs because of how inactive and useless they feel and their service isn’t even appreciated by the military, government and country.I would much rather serve in the US military which would be able to offer me a job in which my contribution and service is appreciated and the US military actually has the funding and morale to do their job properly.I would also love to live in the USA which is one of my main reasons and I feel It would be better if I earnt my way into the US via military service and become an American. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@Michael-eh9hy

3 жыл бұрын

How do you plan on getting a green card? I am also from New Zealand thinking about joining US military.

@binnah6656

3 жыл бұрын

The salary for RNZDF is alg idk what ur talking about?

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Because Australia has been taking as a joke...they basically subsidies N.Z in expats getting decent wages and paying for there defence...Than want too go off about there rugby team...guys grow up develop an economy and defend yourselves..

@ThisJavier

9 ай бұрын

I'd like to subsidise some English classes for you.

@SimonM5

8 ай бұрын

​@@ThisJavier😂

Yo u can blame the half man half woman Helen Clark for getting rid of our Strike Wing... our flyers got out and went across the ditch ✈️🇳🇿

I WAS UNAWARE N.Z. EVEN HAS AN AIR FORCE, THOSE CANDY ASSES DISALLOWED OUR NAVY TO PORT WITH NUKES ON THE BOARD!

Yes you do. You count on Americans just like the rest of the free world. So respect us thank you.