Have you guys considered he pulls off the tight pants incredibly well?? My man has legs for days and calves for the gods…

@cuandotumedasunagalleta7169

2 жыл бұрын

Why hes so good at being Stede, 90% calf work

@AdAstraBaby

2 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly 💯

@jezg

Жыл бұрын

Leggey blonde

@marycanary86

Жыл бұрын

he was born for those silk stockings and for that general air of utter incompetence

@gretchenzick

6 ай бұрын

The tight pants are the main thing I’m noticing.😊

I love Rhys's "young Rhys" impression. It's so adorable my girlfriend and I just keep saying "bullets bullets bullets" in this voice to eachother randomly at least once a day.

Early days in my army career in the mid 90s we'd yell 'Buckets of bullets, buckets of bullets' when we were carrying the machine gun

It gets me when he cracks himself up. Love a comedian that loves his own jokes 😂

@NewYorkCityUtopia

2 жыл бұрын

I can't get Mystic Time Bird in video in my country, only audio (grr), and the little chuckles stand out... love them.

Yeah my mate was in the RNZAF, they couldn't afford to train them with actual helicopters so they made the recruits wave their hands in a circle going 'chkachkachkachka' mimicking the sound of a real helicopter while the instructor trained them lmfao.

@P.Subaeruginosa

2 жыл бұрын

I love how all of these new Zealand army training scenarios may as well have no simulation and instead have you do it in your head but for some reason they chose the most comical way to do it

@jacobroscoe6433

Жыл бұрын

@@P.Subaeruginosa they don't do that since they raised the budget now it's nearly 6 billion and they use blanks like every other army

@jacobroscoe6433

Жыл бұрын

Dude 😂 they have a 50 million dollar helicopter simulator I know your joking but just in case you didn't know

@P.Subaeruginosa

Жыл бұрын

@@jacobroscoe6433 I'm very serious and I'm clearly talking about this time period as hes talking about this time period, nationalism is a poison.

@jacobroscoe6433

Жыл бұрын

@@P.Subaeruginosa you haven't even been in the military 😂 my brother is an officer in the army and in about to go into basic training in 1992 the defense budget was at it's lowest the military uses blanks and live rounds for training now days you don't know what you are talking about

the New Zealand army out there LARPING "BULLETS BULLETS BULLETS

We did “bullets bullets bullets” in the US Army, too. And “simulated kill”.

This dude is one of my favorite comedians. His command of the adorable and absurd is so fun to watch.

This crowd was so lame, Rhys was brilliant!!

I was in the Army around the same time and I can confirm we actually did this shit usually Territorials (Part time)

@zaynevanday142

2 жыл бұрын

Fkn ole Bullets Bullets Bullets

@darrylhobbs3200

6 ай бұрын

Wait till the other guy says Tank Tank Tank.... @@zaynevanday142

They are some rather tight pants.

@sarahday6016

4 жыл бұрын

I can't even hear what hes saying - his pants are so tight

@Beveck1

4 жыл бұрын

@@sarahday6016 he is trash who is he

@CaptainKirkDiggler

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. The bottom of those pants are awful tight... Rhys still rules though.

@kore5080

7 ай бұрын

​@officerbarbrady3975wait, when?!

Also true for the French Army, back in 2008 I use to shout a lot of "BRATATATATATATA PEW PEW PEW". Yep. Fun times.

I love how hopelessly low budget New Zealand used to be. I work with quite a few old buggers who are ex NZ Army, and I seem to recall a couple of them saying how farcical it could be at times. Oodly enough those who served during that time and made it to their pension date got a better deal than those who are entering the military now.

Am I the only one who was distracted by his legs the whole time?

To be fair, the Skyhawks were purchased new in 1970, and Hobsonville didn't have tarmack, it was a grass airfield. However I've also run around with a steyr yelling bullets, bullets, bullets.

The bit about the NZ army running out of money because of the Steyr AUG isn't unusual, Ireland bought the Steyr too and ehhh, yeah well, ummmmm. Oh and am I the only person who's intrigued by the irony of the New Zealand airforce having a Kiwi as it's symbol, yeah I get 'Kiwi' as the nickname for New Zealanders but a Flightless bird for the airforce?

@EuroGuy85

Жыл бұрын

to mimic their flightless planes bro 😂

@leviroch

Жыл бұрын

It's coz the entire country is full of smartarses, same as straya. They recently voted a bat as their favourite bird for the exact same reason lol

🎶Everybody's talking bout his tight pants... he's got his tight pants, he's got his tight pants on...🎶

This is very factual, I have fired “bullets” and also pretended to be a Punzgauer in a field

In the build up to the Gulf War, we needed to conserve ammunition... I carried the big, black gun, the GPMG, we shouted "Banana, banana, banana!".

@rhysdarby8315

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant.

Looking respectfully at these tight pants 👀

@stanista

2 жыл бұрын

Those are THE skinniest jeans I have ever seen

@followingwaves

2 жыл бұрын

@@stanista he must have bought them specifically for the first part of his stand up too. Just imagine him going to the shops asking for the tightest trousers they had.

Did you put your jeans in the dryer Rhys? Robin Hood called, he wants his tights back.

@rhysdarby8315

3 жыл бұрын

I'd give them back if his legs were as good as mine!

@mobrien7618

2 жыл бұрын

This man did once win a Sexy Legs Contest though

Needed a Coran fix, found "bullets bullets bullets" - thank you for the "laughter laughter laughter"!

"some of this isn't true"

@JoshuaFletch

4 жыл бұрын

Great name for a stand up special.

@Beveck1

4 жыл бұрын

True

@Beveck1

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

There's not enough pants where there should be more pants

@sarahday6016

4 жыл бұрын

For the love of god, give your pants back to your girlfriend

i think the nz army in the 90s was just a dance camp

I'm pretty sure the Skyhawks came from the Australian Air Force, when the Australian Navy decided to decommission the HMAS Melbourne (the aircraft carrier they were used on), and no longer had need for them (Australian Government had just signed a deal to buy a ton of F18s, so even if they replaced the Melbourne ...which they were not sure about, they had better planes for any future carrier). I think the plan initially, was simply to canvas wrap them, and bury them, just like they eventually did with their squadron of F111's, but then New Zealand put their hand up and said they could take them off our hands, and the Australian Government was like "Bonza, not our problem now" I think it was field guns the NZ Army salvaged from the sea.

those pants are so distracting. damn this man has legs for days

Yup, bullets bullets bullets for the steyer and banana banana banana for the light support weapon...

"YA BUGGERED!"

The A4 Skyhawk was developed in the 50s to replace the prop Douglas Skyraider. It was an ground attack jet and also had a nuclear mission.

I used to throw pine cones! Grenade!

@addrock7695

Жыл бұрын

Me and my old man, ambushed the airforce sprogs, who were on a training course at the back of our farm, many moons ago.. All we could afford was a bucket of over ripe peaches.. But still better than “Bullets Bullets Bullets”.. They lost a lot of men that afternoon, good men..🤣🤣

I've heard the story about the source of the sky hawks before, but it was actually the source of our artillery pieces. Story goes, at the end of WW2 USA was dumping m101 105mm howitzers in the Mississippi and NZ came and pulled them out and took them home. Bound to be an element of truth in it somewhere. Great story about bullets bullets bullets, was still doing it in '99, takes me back.

Wow, he is so funny *stares at pants* hah... thats a good machine gun sound...

This video is my comfort thing. Anytime when I'm in a bad mood I watch this video then everything going to be better. Thank you Mr Darby that you exist! But I have only one question: Why do you say "bullets bullets bullets" against "pew-pew-pew"? Is it for because "bullets" could any type of bullet?

Hello Rhys, I remember working with you on wrecked in Fiji 💖I was a dolly grip.

so if i ran up to a army guy from new zealand i could point a fake gun and say bullets bullets bullets and he would know what i meant? lmao

That’s true, everything on a budget

@Beveck1

4 жыл бұрын

Its not true fuck off

@jcom3837

3 жыл бұрын

@@Beveck1 it’s true

Remember the time they sent us to Bosnia without proper Armour 😂 there was a shit storm in Parliament over that 😂

@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim

2 жыл бұрын

HOLY CRAP!!!!!

Funnily enough the Skyhawks actually came from Australia after HMAS Melbourne was sold.

This is brilliant!! 😂

I joined in 1992 as a 16 year old 1 year too early 😂 I was still at high school

So NZ airforce training was theater camp? Love that

I threw wadded up foil balls lightning bolt!lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

The New Zealand army now consists of a man in a room with a telephone, who goes: “Hello, is this America?”

That just sounds like summer camp

Sounds a lot like the Canadian army at that time.

As a kid watching the army in t.v. use laser tag style attachments and gear to train...18 yrs old one week of field training where you sit around with a rubber gun with a flashlight taped to the end of it, and a third of your squadmates are carrying wooden cut outs.

Brilliant

Best airforce roast from an army vet 😂😂😂

Thankfully the military is a thousand times better now that the budget has raised a couple billion dollars we have helicopter/plain simulators and the army now trains with blanks and real ammunition alot of the time

#RNZAF, *Raises hand* I am going in. XD

I love that he makes himself laugh too hes sof funny

This was great- lame crowd tho

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, One Ha for every bullet 😂

❤️❤️❤️😂❤️

Steyr AUGs rock

it is so cute it should be illegal 😂❤

😂 😂😂

hi russel

audience sucks, great set

We got our APC’s M113’s and Helicopters as well thanks USA

Is it a man? Or a bush?

A bit too tight? Old people can't wear those pants

I am 14 and I live in New Zealand but I want to move to the US and join the USAF

@bama1usaf

4 жыл бұрын

Fly Fight Win

@atfjacknz

4 жыл бұрын

Why the RNZAF is far superior.

@syedmohsin18

4 жыл бұрын

@@atfjacknz in what

Its ALL TRUE!!! LOL!!!

@Beveck1

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao this is fucking lies

@jcom3837

3 жыл бұрын

@@Beveck1 all true

our school slogan then was the army should be doing raffles for bombs and it did seem a waste of money whatever the government was giving them when there was no war

Lies

@mikk.

3 жыл бұрын

He legit said “some of this isn’t true”