I know I said I was going to review WOBOTS but I am going to shelve that for now. Instead, this week's video is about one of the most chaotic Christmas films I've EVER seen Support me on Patreon : www.patreon.com/saberspark Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/Saberspark

@johnnyrodriguez6825

5 жыл бұрын

I remember watching this when I was very little

@captainimagination1110

5 жыл бұрын

Saberspark can you review Bah Humduck A Looney Tunes Christmas and Barbie In A Christmas Carol.

@coolhistory2710

5 жыл бұрын

Mabey disnyrs a Christmas carol it has bas animation

@Mr.DiughGames

5 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for the Great Elf Bowling. I saw that as a kid and its worthy of being reviewed by you Saber.

@JM-bb8xi

5 жыл бұрын

Bust the biggest nut to save to save the princess!! Lmao

“So, Nut Boy and his raid crew are sneaking into the castle, as the Rat King does a strip tease.” *You can’t make this shit up.*

@pixelcubed2088

4 жыл бұрын

I would like but...269 likes c'mon

@mr.coconuthead9032

4 жыл бұрын

*it gives nut*

@user-um4un4zd7b

4 жыл бұрын

Not without insane amounts of drugs that is.

@canadiangraffiti358

4 жыл бұрын

im dying

@thatonenotmentallyillmf3199

3 жыл бұрын

*That's what she said*

"are you telling me that he had to bust the biggest nut to save the princess????" IM CRYING

@alexhart9267

4 жыл бұрын

6:28 do you guys know where this is from?

@anthonylambert7338

Жыл бұрын

It is funny

@TxzwP

7 ай бұрын

fr 💀💀💀

@adampellett4917

2 күн бұрын

Hysterical antics works. 😂

“Dancing in a poop factory to Jesus music with an anime guy.” That sentence out of context is amazing

@Fishwolfcrow

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@adampellett4917

2 күн бұрын

Indeed. (Insert the Great Mighty Poo song)

Reginald: - Jiggles whenever he moves - Tsundere ("It's not like I care about Christmas or anything!") - Mean, calls the main character names ("Baka!" VS "Nut Boy!") Conclusion: Reginald the Mouse King is a top-tier weeb waifu.

@morgan2538

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@mariajimenafigueroa8311

3 жыл бұрын

8:47 He can also teleport randomly

@vladimirlenin5589

3 жыл бұрын

I'm promoting you to top scientist of the USSR . Congratulations Comrade.

@genericname2747

3 жыл бұрын

"Nut-Baka"

@fritzy8318

3 жыл бұрын

Horrible. Take it back please.

“His stomach is like an anime breast” is absolutely the most cursed thing I’ve heard this week

@cottoncandy2023

4 жыл бұрын

C u r s e d

@LsdRaccoon

4 жыл бұрын

R/CURSEDCOMMENTS

@AngelC4K3

4 жыл бұрын

I bet he had a belly button that sticks out.

@cottoncandy2023

4 жыл бұрын

@@tubamanreal loool

@colourless_lines

3 жыл бұрын

I like to call him big clip belly, EVERYTHING CLIPS THROUGH IT

“His stomach is like an anime breast.” I’m going to need you to unspeak that.

@anrriveradxndsigamer1495

3 жыл бұрын

YoungerOstrich9 *insert belly button tit here*

@stitchghouls

3 жыл бұрын

ANR Rivera DX / NDSi Gamer I’m going to like your comment, but that doesn’t mean I like it

@anomaliexxx

3 жыл бұрын

Speakn‘t

@parker-boy98

3 жыл бұрын

I'm afraid you can't unspeak something once it's spoken.

@genericname2747

3 жыл бұрын

You cannot silence the truth

"oh no he's hot" had me actually laughing out loud

@adampellett4917

2 күн бұрын

I think it was Squidward on SpongeBob SquarePants.

"Mom, can have Veggietales Christmas?" "We have Veggietales Christmas at home" Veggitales Christmas at home:

Hey folks, I made a mistake in the video. Some viewers reached out to me and said that 'Eskenazi' is a Jewish surname. The joke I made was just a quick observation and it didn't occur to me that it could have had a deeper meaning to it. I should have had the common sense to look into it more. My apologies for the mistake! It won't happen again

@username-mk4qv

5 жыл бұрын

Mistakes happen. I appreciate when a reviewer respects his videos and audience enough to listen to feedback and apologize for/correct a mistake. Thank you for the hilarious review!

@Kattaeko

5 жыл бұрын

Saberspark plot twist: it happens again

@insanianevi8089

5 жыл бұрын

Don´t worry man,........(we all know how much caution youtubers must have this days since the ER incident and those periodists that have hawks eyes on Anything involving KZread and any mistake for small it is while in the rest of the world there are far worse things going on that need to be revealed by the media), mistakes happen to everyone and more when we talk about the biggest NUT. God damn I am still laughing of that.

@J.C_Hong

5 жыл бұрын

nut

@penand_paper6661

5 жыл бұрын

It's all right, it was a simple mistake, and there surely was no harm done (I've seen some of my friends do this accidentally once. My first reaction was NOT what I'm doing here). Just some advice, the "z" should be pronounced as the "z" in "zipper" and not as the "zz" as in "pizza".

"NO, YOU CAN'T" "I HAVE TO! IT IS MY HONOR AS PRINCE" "DON'T DO THIS" "I'M SORRY... I MUST *_BUST THE BIGGEST N U T TO SAVE THE PRINCESS_*

@fifi_leafy2258

4 жыл бұрын

Wow what a totally original joke that you totally didn’t steal

@izziewillard1916

4 жыл бұрын

@tIOwOt I Busting a nut happens during s*x

@izziewillard1916

4 жыл бұрын

@Hot Dog yeah I know just didnt want to take it that far

@monokuma1798

4 жыл бұрын

Hot Dog WHOA

@theawkwardskeleton6608

4 жыл бұрын

tIOwOt I Bust a nut in America is slang for Male Climax, or ejaculation of sperm

That cashew "Before we lose the G-rating, might I remind everyone we're on a deadline?"

@adampellett4917

2 күн бұрын

After those awkward moments, it deserves an PG rating. 😂

Imagine how short the movie would be if she saw the mouse king and went "Ew, a rat!" and stomped on him

Hell level: Nutcracker in 3D Purgatory Level: the nuttiest nutcracker Earth Level: Carebears Nutcracker Heaven Level: Barbie in the Nutcracker

@lilovebird

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@stoopiosproductions3130

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@allien.777

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@colbbot3291

4 жыл бұрын

Yikes the care ears nutcracker was bad. I used to watch that as a kid. It was pretty terrible. Then again I never liked the carebears. I tried it but ugh.

@KingOfGaymes

4 жыл бұрын

Early Barbie movies are cinematic treasures

*"His stomach is like an anime breast."*

@prussiangermansoldier2987

5 жыл бұрын

*does this mean he watches hentai?*

@riotkitty

5 жыл бұрын

So he is a waifu...

@parker-boy98

5 жыл бұрын

@@riotkitty The fuck?

@Dogasupreme

5 жыл бұрын

*_T I T S_*

@Katie-ws7xp

5 жыл бұрын

*Senior quote intensifies*

11:50 "Soldier, sailor, LOVER!" Any girl who willingly hooks up with him is either blind, or they have very low standards.

When saber said "he had to bust the biggest nut to save the princess" I laughed for almost an entire hour 😂 🤣

@parker-boy98

2 жыл бұрын

And I love how Reginald calls himself "Soldier, sailor, LOVER!" Anyone who wants to have sex with him is either blind, or has VERY low standards!

@parker-boy98

2 жыл бұрын

"He had to bust the biggest nut to save the princess" is the best line I've ever heard!

"Dancing in a poop factory to Jesus music with an anime guy." Wow, sounds like my life

@Iominia

4 жыл бұрын

*Me playing Otomes in a nutshell* Ha, I even snuck a nut pun in there.

@pansy6664

4 жыл бұрын

That’s what I do at school

@lordofshades9852

4 жыл бұрын

Ogrim in hollow knight be like

@aaronbeasley974

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@yvyrose195

4 жыл бұрын

I lost it.

The best Nutcracker is Barbie and The Nutcracker PERIOD.

@shelterdnewb9842

3 жыл бұрын

YES!!!!!

@kitkatboard

3 жыл бұрын

No, it's The Nutcracker Prince ! (as much as I love the Barbie one)

@shelterdnewb9842

3 жыл бұрын

@@kitkatboard omg I totally forgot about that one! I loved that one too!

@ozzieschinchilla

3 жыл бұрын

This is pretty exactly Barbie and the Nutcracker, just on steroids

@multibitmarco6464

3 жыл бұрын

Next page i dont agree

"Of course the girl character gets a sensual body. 'cause she's a female" I loved the delivery on this lol

@collinkeyser6827

5 ай бұрын

In Their Defense, They Have To Keep People's Attention Somehow.

4:49 Saber pronouncing a Russian full name was an "underrated" moment.

@edibleandsentientautomobil5396

4 ай бұрын

It's actually a German surname, I think it's something like Drossenmeier

@nachoschg

4 ай бұрын

You are right. To be honest, at first I thought he said something like "(Clara) Carlskaya", as though he was naming her with the traditional patronymic system for the middle name. Then I understood he just said the last name "Drossenmeyer".

92 percent of the budget went toward Reginald's stomach jiggle.

@Linzmaus

5 жыл бұрын

And busting nuts *wink wink nudge nudge*

@colourless_lines

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@genericname2747

3 жыл бұрын

A good use of budget

@krgatshe3810

Жыл бұрын

I see, so Reginalds stomache is this movies equivalent to Kazuma's hand.

Girl: **Kisses mouse** *The Plague wants to know your location*

@shiny_castor2012

5 жыл бұрын

Mouse Queen: [bites Princess] *Bubonic Plague would like to know your location*

@theleft-hander1908

5 жыл бұрын

This Guy My bad! However, you can still get the plague from mice, so joke still stands.

@Clippit97

5 жыл бұрын

Just paint a cross on your door, your little problem will be over in no time.

@terezacrisu8896

4 жыл бұрын

replace *The Plauge* with *Covid-19*

@lala-kh9yw

4 жыл бұрын

2020plague: *B R U H*

You know, I’ve seen The Nutcracker play, the beautiful imagery to complement Tchaikovsky’s work using barely any words, letting the music tell the story Tchaikovsky became convinced that the world fundamentally misunderstood his art due to the success of the 1812 overture and it’s theatrical spectacle than the hard fought-for expression of his other works A composer is an artist, able to paint a picture of emotion from only sound and take the viewer on an experience, and with every composer their work reflects on their life and personality “Where the heart does not enter; there can be no music.” - Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

Marie dancing to jesus music with anime prince: I have the power of god and anime on my side!

@wilsonjonah

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget, in a poop factory too 🤣

"his stomach is like an anime breast" -Saberspark, well said 10/10

@mochiman6307

5 жыл бұрын

Just a reminder in gargoyles fang said kinky when demona turned into a human, it came out of nowhere and nobody in production knew how it got past

WHY does it make me giggle EVERY TIME he says "NUT" in that mechanical voice.

@PxllWav

5 жыл бұрын

I snorted so loud the first time I swear the neighbors woke up- Idk why but it made me lose it every single time (maybe because it's 5:30 AM??)

@dumpling5

5 жыл бұрын

I love your pfp

@Android2

5 жыл бұрын

Same

This movie played at some Christmas party I went to as a child. The part that made me know this was indeed the movie and not the Barbie Nutcracker version is where Marie had got pissed and had to climb up the ladder.

"So you're telling me he had to bust the biggest nut to save the Princess?" I could NOT stop laughing

BUT PEANUTS AREN'T EVEN NUTS, THEY'RE LEGUMES!

@Lobsterwithinternet

5 жыл бұрын

Finally, the voice of reason.

@APoliticalConfusionAndMess

5 жыл бұрын

Still have to crack them legumes.

@joerivera5194

5 жыл бұрын

We got a jingle jangle problem on our hands, Santa's goin NUTS!

@FloofPuppy

5 жыл бұрын

Wow. That's nuts.

@Bigcheese8847

5 жыл бұрын

Woah, that's legumes

*BEFORE WE LOSE THE G RATING MIGHT I REMIND EVERYBODY WERE ON A DEADLINE*

@mishussy

5 жыл бұрын

*fbi open up*

@problem3412

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, man. you already busted one nut, *best to not make it two.*

@HospitableSpirit

5 жыл бұрын

Movie proceeds to almost lose said g rating several times

@julialee3502

5 жыл бұрын

The nutcrack should not have any. Go figure

@antitheist3206

5 жыл бұрын

*NUT*

Considering the girl seems to be a love interest wouldn’t she be the “nutcracker”

"His stomach is like an anime breast" Maybe it IS an anime breast No one thought of THAT, did they?

@dudemcduder1628

3 жыл бұрын

With nipple and all

@lumityyraeda

3 жыл бұрын

OMG-

@hihowareya6861

3 жыл бұрын

@@dudemcduder1628 its just an inside nipple thats it unless...

@wolvie1618

Жыл бұрын

He ripped it off an anime girl who rejected him

@aster-tale

Жыл бұрын

uh oh, how unfortunate!

This is like if Veggie Tales got thrown in a blender with Nutcracker, Barbie, and Peanut butter

@Sonichero151

5 жыл бұрын

And golden girls........ The sugar plum fairy is a Golden girl .........

@dadbodsenpai1315

5 жыл бұрын

I'm NUT so sure about that Sorry

@coobk

5 жыл бұрын

(most) barbie films are decent tho (Also ima guy)

@armorfrogentertainment

5 жыл бұрын

And a whole bottle of Adderall

@aeyenthelobster4858

5 жыл бұрын

And sausage party and toy story

Not so fast, nutboi

@darkmario720

5 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture made me check out your channel, it's a good picture.

@TauGeneration

5 жыл бұрын

This is nuts

@scorpioxjonghyun

5 жыл бұрын

You missed the chance to say "nut so fast"

@KatWithCigarette

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty ambigious

@problem3412

5 жыл бұрын

WAIT A FUCKING FIVE SECONDS I'VE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE

18:04 "Nut Boy and his raid group" I can't even 😂

@ImprisionArchieves

2 жыл бұрын

Nut boy and raid shadow legend guild. By the way they’re coming for you; they are currently 2 miles away and rapidly approaching at 1 inch per 5min, you should be fine.

like nobody notices that Marie is now either starving or slaughtering her friends 😶

"It's like a bunch of Chickens having a Fox as their king." Welcome to the Lion King

@adamholland-gresock3522

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair though, the circle of life explains it better. You know, what Mufasa said to Simba. "When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the Antelope eat the grass."

@dr.altoclef9255

4 жыл бұрын

@@adamholland-gresock3522 But the exchange rate here is basically 'one antelope every few days' to 'one patch of grass for maybe one antelope'. And the CIrcle of Life also excludes more efficient predators like spotted hyenas.

@adamholland-gresock3522

4 жыл бұрын

@@dr.altoclef9255 Even so, It still explained it better.

@adamholland-gresock3522

4 жыл бұрын

@@dr.altoclef9255 It still explains it far better. They are all a part of each other.

@adamholland-gresock3522

4 жыл бұрын

@@dr.altoclef9255 They are a part of each other though!

When they expect someone to arrive, and they open the door and a couple stands there. "wE CoME frOm tHE mAYOr's.".

@ohyeahcory930

5 жыл бұрын

Do they bring good news ??

@phinnyouchoobs

5 жыл бұрын

They're from The Christmas Tree. I think we know the answer to that question.

@problem3412

5 жыл бұрын

@@phinnyouchoobs they awsner is Mrs mevellda couldn't keep her *fast fingers* of the electric chainsaw.

@phinnyouchoobs

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't funny my comments are more successful than my actual channel?

16:08 Pretty as a peanut? Cute as a cabbage? Beautiful as broccoli? A few words do not a sentence make.

@Epic11705

Жыл бұрын

Still, it’s a nice gesture 🥰

this video is more of a Christmas classic then any movie he reviewed on this channel

*We come from the N U T* don't we all?

@EmpressEveningGlow

5 жыл бұрын

NUTS

@amysennett7001

5 жыл бұрын

Underrated joke

@nolanmcknight5716

5 жыл бұрын

We are born from the nut, made men by the nut, undone by the nut

@problem3412

5 жыл бұрын

Biologically, that's true. I would explain like your sex-ed teacher, buuuuuut I don't want to scar anybody here. Jus to be safe. .-.

@mikegibus2840

5 жыл бұрын

No! Nooooooo!

A German author wrote an amazing story, a russian composer wrote amazing music making it one of the most famous ballets of all time, and then.... Seriously Canada, why?

@branjolly1564

5 жыл бұрын

Were so sorry

@armorfrogentertainment

5 жыл бұрын

@@branjolly1564 the most Canadian response

@problem3412

5 жыл бұрын

*_makes me even prouder to be german-American._* (No offense canadians)

@Alias_Anybody

5 жыл бұрын

@@armorfrogentertainment I mean it's appropriate, eh? :-P

@claudiolluberes111

5 жыл бұрын

@@problem3412 not even german-russian? Pffft

*Stalin’s Air Force 1944 colorized: **15:40*

@AlexTheManHimself

Ай бұрын

This made me laugh. Also love your pfp, instant 10.

This is absolutely one of Saber’s funniest reviews! Well done, sir. Nut.

*[Insert nut jokes]* *BUST THE BIGGEST NUT TO SAVE THE PRINCESS!*

@problem3412

5 жыл бұрын

*jizz*

When you said his stomach is like an anime breast I was DONE 😂😂😭😭

@Fanatical-Lagomorph

4 жыл бұрын

Its true tho 😂

@faerie5926

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@lvbboi9

4 жыл бұрын

*loads shotgun* Im fucking done with y'all

@lvbboi9

4 жыл бұрын

@@evacesartcorner9840 p r e p a r e y o u r s e l f

@wilsonjonah

2 жыл бұрын

Reginald is a top tier waifu confirmed 🤣

I lost it when he said: “Ah, isn’t it romantic? Dancing in the poop factory to Jesus music with an anime guy.

18:45 "Something tells me that wasn't the smartest thing I've ever done", the lady suddenly gets Crazy Eyes, as her right eye goes wherever it wants while the left eye tries to stare into my soul.

This channel neat quotes: No...NOOOOO! We come frome the Mayors And now my favorite Nut boy

@martirodriguezpont7998

5 жыл бұрын

You forgot "I'm a vegetAAArian"

@MustraOrdo

5 жыл бұрын

GROSS

@amgm05

5 жыл бұрын

nut

@skydog0_038

5 жыл бұрын

im a V E G E T A R I A N quote

@JargonMadjin

5 жыл бұрын

Saberspark merch confirmed

"Are you telling me he had to bust the biggest nut to save the princess??" A truly wonderful quote, you are truly one of the greatest philosophers of our time

@aaronbeasley974

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

@aaronbeasley974

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed. Not even Shakespeare himself could've written better.

@marvinwatkins8745

4 жыл бұрын

Saberspark is a gift bestowed upon us by the Gods of Wisdom & Poetry. We are so fortunate.

@esaiasgoodwin2540

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaronbeasley974 wait, did you respond to your own comment?

@stickmation6651

3 жыл бұрын

That would be the best job ever in the medieval times

‘She looks like someone had a gun against her back and is told not to scream or else they’ll shoot.’ 🤣

21:04 I don't know which came out first but this is basically the Walmart version of the Barbie nutcracker

Parents get caught up and aren't able to come home in time to celebrate Christmas, "child" protag blames Christmas. Makes too much sense.

@adamholland-gresock3522

4 жыл бұрын

Venting perhaps?

@dakat5131

3 жыл бұрын

And somehow this one person's wish to end Christmas ends it for everyone.

@hotaru8309

3 жыл бұрын

@@dakat5131 She is the Chosen One.

@dr.altoclef9255

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it’s probably a ‘better’ thing for her to hate than getting mad at her parents for leaving. Like “we can’t have her get mad at her parents, kids would get a bad message.”

"His stomach is like an anime breast" That almost killed me more than the "Biggest Nut" part lmao

@wilsonjonah

2 жыл бұрын

Reginald is Saber's waifu confirmed 😂

Funny thing about Phyllis Diller's involvement with this. 9 years prior to this, she was in another animated adaptation of The Nutcracker (and a better one at that and it was also the first version of it I ever saw) only instead of the Sugarplum Fairy, she was The Mouse Queen in Drosselmeier's story.

@astarteswillum5259

Жыл бұрын

The nightmare fuel one.

@gothnerd887

7 ай бұрын

Where can I find it?

Saberspark reviewing my childhood favorite holiday movie . He says it's awful, uncomfortably sexual, unnecessary, confusing, and pure chaos that looks like a Frankenstein of 3 movies put together. Me: (crying tears of joy) It's just like I remember.

13:25 "it's a nut rubbing up against some nuts" My internet went off at the end of the sentence i haven't laugh that hard since a long time !

In all honesty, this video was absolutely hilarious, but that "Oh no he's hot" joke had me rolling XD

@comettamer

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr. That and the repeated uses of the "nut" button.

@yvyrose195

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@parker-boy98

4 жыл бұрын

Okay, Squidward

@savvytrout

4 жыл бұрын

Same here XD

@alexhart9267

4 жыл бұрын

7:03 this part right here is my ONLY favorite part about this movie.

12:47 the dialogue doesn't make any dang sense, but it's hilarious.

the scariest part is that this still isn’t the worst nutcracker movie if you’ve seen the nutcracker 3D I’m so sorry

@HangryOnPaws

2 жыл бұрын

**shudders**

How in the ever loving multiverse did they get these A-list voice actors with a budget of $84,000

@larsfrommars

4 жыл бұрын

@@bloopergaming2329 Well you pay the actors with the budget so... no.

@greenliongirl07

4 жыл бұрын

Blackmail?

@SlapstickGenius23

3 жыл бұрын

The actors were Hollywood has beens.

@asocialevent8168

3 жыл бұрын

Budget = 70% voice acting, 10% animation, 20% like cocaine probably

@jonhanson8925

3 жыл бұрын

No way that's the budget. A lot of the budget numbers found online are BS, especially for older and less mainstream movies.

Thank god you didn't review this during no N U T November

@awesomechipz

5 жыл бұрын

Yep, he had to wait until destroy dick December

@xxazulthebirdxx447

5 жыл бұрын

tell me about it 😂👌

@Michini12875

5 жыл бұрын

@unknown artist on ig when you don't fap for a month.

@URFTBOUND4LIFE

5 жыл бұрын

Can the internet stop talking about their dicks for one second? You can always tell those who just discovered what it can do....

@alexanderticonuwu7591

5 жыл бұрын

@unknown artist on ig Some people likes to suffer.

This movie will forever be ingrained in my brain, even though I've never seen it. As a kid, I used to love watching Muppets From Space on VHS, over and over again. And an advertisement for this film played in front of it every time. I always hated it

Jesus Christ I can't believe that Cam Clarke voices both the Nuttiest nutcracker and the Nuttiest Fire Emblem Lord. Jesus, I can hear Corrin in his every line.

@screamingfalcon71

15 күн бұрын

Or Liquid Snake.

"it is like a bunch of chickens have a fox as their king" Did you even watch lion king?

@menacetosociety9076

5 жыл бұрын

lmao

@dysondoggo3336

5 жыл бұрын

At least the lion king wasn't this bad

@gubadagoober

5 жыл бұрын

No

@SaturnDotCom

5 жыл бұрын

@@dysondoggo3336 yep it gud

@Ferkle871

5 жыл бұрын

I never watched lion king

November is a bad time to be a princess. There. That’s the most original nut joke I could come up with.

@onyxsavior7179

5 жыл бұрын

This is not a good November to be a n u t

@reicherurki449

5 жыл бұрын

*BECAUSE IT'S NO NUT NOVEMBER*

@endergirl1421

5 жыл бұрын

Nutvrmber Takemi Corrado

@forestdragonwing7552

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine your grandma mishearing about No Nut November and thinking you developed a peanut allergy. The concept is just some meme I saw, though.

Okay, so the music at 17:02, according to the movie credits, is called Just Believe by Peabo Bryson... don't try looking it up with Shazam: I already tried it. Obvious vegetable joke aside, I genuinely thought they got Josh Groban (famous for You Raise Me Up) on this song since it sounded like him. So as far as the Christian undertones are concerned Saberspark, you're not off: it's not just the music and how they named their original songs. Recall the scene itself: it looks like an actual church. ⛪ My guess is that someone tried to make Christianity, at least gospel, look cool... and failed.

18:08 What do you mean??? I got scared for a sec.

Man, this just makes me want to watch the ACTUAL Barbie Nutcracker movie.

@sailormoonfaiza

4 жыл бұрын

Aka The Masterpiece starring Tim Curry as the Rat King

@adamholland-gresock3522

4 жыл бұрын

Or the Care Bears one! Although the Barbie one has Tim Curry as the Mouse King!

@randomusername429

4 жыл бұрын

I always hated Barbie in the Nutcracker when I was a little kid because it was so different from the actual Nutcracker story. I've tried to re-watch it over the years, but this still bothers me. I guess a lot of it is because I know that the first version a little kid sees of something is what they consider to be the correct version. And it just bothers me to know that so many little kids will see the Barbie version first, then see the real Nutcracker show and probably think it's wrong. This actually happened to a friend of mine when she was a little kid. She was trying to argue with me that certain aspects of The Nutcracker had to be a certain way because they were that way in the Barbie version. So I can't stand Barbie in the Nutcracker no matter how many times I try to re-watch it. It's probably a much better movie than I think it is, but because it tries to call itself The Nutcracker while being so completely different from The Nutcracker, I just don't like it. I'm okay with Barbie doing this kind of thing in some of their other films, like The Three Musketeers, because they give themselves some room to make it different. For example, they made Barbie the original main character's (I don't know how to spell his name) daughter in Barbie and The Three Musketeers. Putting Barbie in the Nutcracker or Barbie in Swan Lake, they're trying to claim that these are the same things as the actual ballets when they're really not. I don't mean to hate on the movie, and I'm sorry if it sounds like I'm being too harsh. I just dislike a lot of movies or TV specials that called themselves The Nutcracker anything for this same reason. I did love Nutcracker and the Four Realms though. That one I really like, despite how different it is from the original story.

@sailormoonfaiza

4 жыл бұрын

@@randomusername429 Some of the older movies make references to the source material.

@randomusername429

4 жыл бұрын

@@sailormoonfaiza The Barbie version did reference the material in a lot of ways, but unfortunately The Nutcracker is not the easiest story to adapt into a regular, spoken narrative, because the whole second half is purely dancing without quite as much story. And since most versions try to wrap up the battle within the first 20 minutes, they're left with the rest of the movie and not much to do. Unfortunately, the Barbie version hit the same hurdle, and ended up doing a lot of different stuff that I just didn't like.

"Ah, isn't it romantic? Dancing in the poop factory to Jesus music with Anime Guy." - SaberSpark

@cottoncandy2023

4 жыл бұрын

™

@anrriveradxndsigamer1495

3 жыл бұрын

Dancing in the poop factory (toilet) to Jesus music with an anime guy (body pillow)

@anrriveradxndsigamer1495

3 жыл бұрын

*tm

@wilsonjonah

2 жыл бұрын

That's like if Conkers Bad Fur Day had a baby with the anime Saint Young Men...

@parker-boy98

2 жыл бұрын

@@anrriveradxndsigamer1495 Oh gross!

What is really wild about this, is, the part in the story there, about a princess cursed by the Mouse Queen and turned ugly, who can only be freed by someone cracking a nut is, actually from the original story. As in, the one the play is based off of. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nutcracker_and_the_Mouse_King tl;dr The Mouse Queen curses a princess which turns her ugly ('a large head, wide grinning mouth, and cottony beard') and it's eventually revealed that the only way to break it is for her to eat a specific nut, but it must be cracked and then handed to her by a specific man, one 'who had never been shaved nor worn boots since birth, and who must, without opening his eyes hand her the kernel and take seven steps backwards without stumbling'. Which is also what leads to the creation of the first Nutcracker cause the guy stumbles on his 7th step and the curse basically reflects onto him turning him basically into a nutcracker. So, YEAH this is not entirely something this weird-ass movie came up with but in fact obscure Nutcracker lore.

*Challenge! Take a shot every time someone says ‘nut’!*

"Pinch me! Ouch! That hurt!" That's like asking for a cheese sandwich without the cheese. Like, what was she expecting?

@egala005

2 жыл бұрын

It's been done kzread.info/dash/bejne/mph9utR_Y5eoqpM.html

@redrasegarden

Жыл бұрын

Well it was to “wake up”

@hopepapernacky

7 ай бұрын

"Why y'all put cheese on my cheeseburger?"

Oh my god.. I saw this movie at a friends house playing in an empty room in their basement. I distinctly remember the shit river and the star necklace! I always thought I made it up because it was so weird and never found it again! It’s real!!

@treethief4987

3 жыл бұрын

I remember watching this all the time as a kid. I liked one song and literally forgot about the rest of the movie. I also always confused this with veggie tales.

@morbidsearch

3 жыл бұрын

I had this on a double sided DVD. The other side was Buster and Chauncey's Silent Night (AKA the only time Lea Michele was ever a saving grace)

@filletofish2200

3 жыл бұрын

I watched this a bunch of times as a kid

7:17 "why would a bunch of nuts have a nutcracker as their king?" All I could think was "Everything the light touches is our kingdom."

@Epic11705

Жыл бұрын

Lion King: “are we just a whim to you?”

Dan Krech Productions is also called Jam Filled Toronto, Arc Productions, and Starz Animation, known for working on Gnomeo and Juliet, 9 (2009 adult post-apocalyptic movie), The Reef/Shark Bait, VeggieTales, and the Condiments sequence in the Simpsons episode: Angry Dad the Movie

“nut” I heard the laughs of middle schoolers all over the globe

@gayfurry76

4 жыл бұрын

Time to nut

@djoshawott2850

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a college student. Just the random "nut" button made me laugh.

@xs2196

3 жыл бұрын

i can vouch

@stickmation6651

3 жыл бұрын

I'm in highschool and I feel the same way 😂

@taymak3995

3 жыл бұрын

?

It looks like a bad version of fricking Sausage Party😂😂

@dawndoodles1024

5 жыл бұрын

Inky lol didnt expect to see u here. (:

@gamebawesome

5 жыл бұрын

Are just Food Fight Quality

@DM-nc4bg

5 жыл бұрын

*NuT Party*

@PepperMcSalt

5 жыл бұрын

oh DAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEM

@facefisted

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, didn't expect to see you lmao

My brother pointed out that if the star needs to be at the top of the tree to lead the kingdom or something, then what happens the rest of the year when the Christmas tree isn’t up?

I remember back in 2006 going to Walmart trying to buy a veggie tales video and I pick this up thinking it was veggie tales. I lost it within a month. I completely forgot about this until this video. What a throwback.

Every now and then I’ll think “nut boy” and I’ll just start uncontrollably chuckling.

"Are you telling me he had to bust the biggest nut to save the princess?!?" Had me laughing so hard I almost coughed up a lung!! XD

@parker-boy98

2 жыл бұрын

It'd be funny if you said that to somebody out of context.

Me: mom can we watch the nutcracker? Mom: we have nutcracker at home sweetie Nutcracker at home:

6:01 looks like old man mcugget turned into a peanut

Reginald: *sees Marie* Also Reginald: L E M M E S M A S H Saberspark: noo....noooooo

@Nextuz

4 жыл бұрын

the nutcracker: N U T

@MBLobster

4 жыл бұрын

*nut boi*

@jiankaifeng9164

4 жыл бұрын

Wait a miNUT, isn't she under the age of 18?

@jiankaifeng9164

4 жыл бұрын

@@moondustshine9381 That's a pretty NUTS ideology

@mariajimenafigueroa8311

4 жыл бұрын

The Nutcracker: I gonna bust the biggest nut to save Marie

and they say the spell was broken by True Love’s Fat Nut

@queenblister7845

3 жыл бұрын

wait a second...

@broadex9080

3 жыл бұрын

@@queenblister7845 Wait what...they knew EXACTLY what they were doing.

5:09 The Jim Cummings' Pete reference was hilarious 😆

@Epic11705

Жыл бұрын

Now I’m just picturing Pete as a mean godfather

20:57 I'm effing dying 🤣

that last name “Eskenazi” is actually Jewish and originally pronounced ashkenazi

@RabbiJoeInJerusalem

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Israel's current Foreign Minister is Gabby Ashkenazi. It's the term for Jews whose families come from Europe, as opposed to Jews who come from the Middle East and North Africa.

@adamholland-gresock3522

4 жыл бұрын

Even so......!

@GoofierClock

3 жыл бұрын

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Bouta break the biggest *NUT* in history

@J.C_Hong

5 жыл бұрын

nut

@problem3412

5 жыл бұрын

**hands a bottle of lotion**

I would've loved to see Jim Belushi's facial expressions while recording the Mouse King's voice.

In summary: *N U T*

*Food Fight: The Christmas Special*

@Sonichero151

5 жыл бұрын

It was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything.

@andrewkim9848

5 жыл бұрын

Kowalski, Analysis

@41192tara

5 жыл бұрын

I actually believe that. Bad animation, talking food, sexual innuendos, and poop river.

@adamholland-gresock3522

4 жыл бұрын

Although, to be fair, if FoodFight didn't have most of it's original animation stolen first, we could've had a decent movie!

Speaking of Barbie, I have really fond memories of her Nutcracker film. I hope it actually was good.

@bri1024

5 жыл бұрын

Yoshioka I really liked the Barbie nutcracker movie.

@sailormoonfaiza

5 жыл бұрын

First in the Barbie franchise and its Good.

@ally9637

5 жыл бұрын

Actually, Barbie and Nutcracker was a really good movie! I'd love to see it again to refresh the memory! XD

@artawesome30

5 жыл бұрын

I just re-watched the film for the first time since I was in 1st grade (I'm 20 now) and it's actually not bad at all. *SPOILER ALERT* It's definitely not perfect, but way better than I was expecting. The romance between Barbie and Nutcracker (Prince Eric) develops pretty gradually--in fact, they aren't even remotely interested in each other upon their first meeting (which is wholly surprising, from a direct-to-DVD Barbie romance film). The way they interact and slowly grow to like each other feels genuine, and even subtle. Excluding the ending where they confess their love for each other (they'd only met that day??) the romance between them was my favorite part of the movie. The characters are kinda flat personality-wise, but they aren't one-dimensional. You could tell effort was put into making them feel at least somewhat developed and believable, despite the short running time. And there actually aren't many unlikeable characters. Even Barbie (or, Clara) is admirably brave, kind-hearted, and intelligent. Speaking of intelligence, that's something I REALLY like about this movie. It never relies on low-brow humor for laughs or dumb/unnecessary miscommunications for its conflict. Everything that happens happens for a valid reason. There was a sequence I especially liked from the film, but first, some context: Prince Eric was turned into a Nutcracker by the Rat king, and couldn't run the kingdom anymore (I guess he couldn't convince people he was the Prince). The people think their Prince abandoned them, and talk MAJOR shit about him throughout the duration of the movie. This really starts to get to Nutcracker. So there's a scene where Barbie actually puts 2-and-2 together, and realizes that Nutcracker is the Prince. She approaches him about it, and acknowledges despite what everyone says about him, his actions had proven to her he was a good person (and the way she did it was so sincere; nothing about it felt phoned-in to me). It was a sweet scene. Oh, and the Rat King is a great villain, too! He's entertaining, intimidating, merciless, and Tim Curry (as always) KILLED it. In the end, there was plenty wrong with it. But, once again, for a direct-to-DVD Barbie Nutcracker adaptation? How can a project like that be even remotely good?? Safe to say, it blew my expectations out of the water. I'd definitely recommend any nostalgic re-watchings lol

@cowgremlin

5 жыл бұрын

same tbh. this movie feels like its ripping hers off

Two years later and this is still one of my favorite reviews you've ever done, Saber - heck, it's even one of my favorite KZread videos of all time. Something about your reactions to this ridiculous movie and the jokes you add in just crack me up. It makes me happy every time I rewatch this.

R.I.P. Jim Belushi (died on drugs)

@screamingfalcon71

15 күн бұрын

Wrong brother.

Are you telling me he had to *BUST THE BIGGEST NUT* to save the princess?!? Saber late 2018 best quote.

@katetoolboxbishop6676

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

The shot of Marie at 15:33 killed me. “Someone please save me from these crazy anthropomorphic nuts please god”

Holy Christ they worked on Everyone’s hero? I loved that movie as a kid