The Nuttiest Nutcracker - Let's Watch (Saberspark)
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This is the hardest we've ever laughed at a movie. It's absolutely insane and doesn't make any sense
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I don't think you understand the complexity of this movie. Its animation is flawless, with voice actors that rival those in the godfather. It's actually telling the tale of a rat gone insane through the tolls of mankind's sewers, and these are his hallucinations. Every animation hiccup is just him relapsing back into reality.
@poweroffriendship2.0
5 жыл бұрын
No, the animation looks like Foodfight! but way better than it.
@JustinY.
5 жыл бұрын
@@poweroffriendship2.0 Exactly it's just his destroyed mind trying to understand reality. That's why it's so choppy and bad. His brain damage is so severe that he cannot formulate images correctly.
@poweroffriendship2.0
5 жыл бұрын
@@JustinY. Yeah, it's like some sort of illusion. Reality is a joke. Lucid dreams are insanity. I'm sure animation makes you dizzy and more unsatisfying to watch but it's hilarious of how bad it is!
@fauxvvounds
5 жыл бұрын
damn justin that's a deep thought also hello
@sponchi8678
5 жыл бұрын
Hi you got top comment again
“Are you telling me-“ *wheeze* “He has to bust the biggest-“ *laughing* “He had to bust the biggest nut to save the princess?” *crying*
@CrowAbode
5 жыл бұрын
XD
@APoliticalConfusionAndMess
5 жыл бұрын
Hi, Greg.
@littleguy3389
5 жыл бұрын
Sarah Randall join the army
@perfecttrash3378
5 жыл бұрын
Lovely Flower gurl I already joined
@crunchy_wafers
5 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
You: Nutcracker Me, an intellectual: *NUT BOI*
@ElectricHelloKitty
5 жыл бұрын
*nut*
@skydog0_038
5 жыл бұрын
yes its N U T B O I
@alonelyleek
5 жыл бұрын
Cheyenne Colin ayy, same name 👈👈
@e.c.sherman4749
5 жыл бұрын
All I can imagine is that vine where the guys in the car are shouting "HOT BOY! HOT BOY!" So all I hear is: "NUT BOIIII!! NUT BOIII!!"
@renee_is_pink
5 жыл бұрын
XD
We come from the *n u t* .
@icecreamie101
5 жыл бұрын
Tessy Boy The mayor’s nut 👌🏻
@AutoArtemAuto
5 жыл бұрын
3:10 *Nut*
@kat_draws__
5 жыл бұрын
YES!
@ajdaartist1733
5 жыл бұрын
Tessy Boy We come from the nu- NOOOOOO!
@failedfandom5938
5 жыл бұрын
No.... Nooooooooo
The way I like to explain this movie is that the chick fell off the ladder at the start and busted her head in and the movie is just one big long coma-induced hallucination.
@josepholberding2776
5 жыл бұрын
makes sense
@parker-boy98
2 жыл бұрын
More Wizard of Oz stuff
@paulblartmemecop7218
Жыл бұрын
Nut-induced
90% of this video is everyone laughing😂
@tessyboy7158
5 жыл бұрын
@This Guy That isn't funny I have legitimate depression and suffer with suicidal thoughts. Think before you speak.
@princehans4329
5 жыл бұрын
@This Guy bro that isn't cool...
@skydog0_038
5 жыл бұрын
@This Guy yes it will
@skydog0_038
5 жыл бұрын
Tessy Boy they laughed like freaking hyenas i laughed like a freaking hyena too because there so funny
@misterslick2693
5 жыл бұрын
That's *nut* funny.
-The Nut Job -The Nutshack - The Nuttiest Nutcracker Nuts are a curse to animation
@blankslate7491
4 жыл бұрын
Great you brought the Nut Job back to my mind
@noahnorman6877
11 ай бұрын
The No Nut Nutcracker
@mariajimenafigueroa233
10 ай бұрын
Donald Duck: Aw, nuts!
I watched this movie in an elementary school music class but couldn't find it anywhere afterwards. As a result, I was convinced that the entire thing was some weird fever dream that I had. I wish that were still the case.
@jtrocker9976
4 жыл бұрын
Same!
@genderlesstoast6633
3 жыл бұрын
Bro why couldn't they just put on polar express like a normal class
@carlblaskovich2812
3 жыл бұрын
Same.
@parker-boy98
2 жыл бұрын
Oh, I feel so bad for you
This looks like a mix of ratatoing, barbie, and veggie tales in one package
@Tay20
5 жыл бұрын
YES
@zerolayne8245
4 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many vegans turned into carnivores after watching Veggie Tales. XD
@ScoutTrooperTK
4 жыл бұрын
@@zerolayne8245 VeggieTales is fucking awesome wdym?
@zerolayne8245
4 жыл бұрын
@@ScoutTrooperTK It was a joke. Cause vegans are all "Animals have feelings! It's a sin to eat a living creature!" When Larry comes up like "WhO wAnTs To PlAy ThE tUbA?" Also, I thought your name was Just A Guy Who Kills Rabbis For Fun. XD
@ScoutTrooperTK
4 жыл бұрын
@@zerolayne8245 Ah, I understand now
if I was the princess I would just step on everything tbh
"It's the NUTTIEST NUT-shack"
@skydog0_038
5 жыл бұрын
@This Guy it wasnt even a meme yet...
@skydog0_038
5 жыл бұрын
Nathaniel Foga YES
@parker-boy98
5 жыл бұрын
Ew
@otterbott4285
3 жыл бұрын
It's the Nutshack (Yee, yee) It's the Nutshack (What he say?) It's the Nutshack (Oh, yeah! Yeeeeah) It's the Nutshack (Hey, I'm in that shit!) It's the Nutshack (Don't forget your boy, Angel!) It's the Nutshack (It's the Nutshack!) It's the Nutshack (It's the Nutshack!) It's the Nutshack (Dude, it's the Nutshack...) It's the Nutshack (Hey!) It's the Nutshack (This beat's knockin'!) It's the Nutshack (Whooooa!) (Yeah!) It's the Nutshack Hoo-ugh! Phil's from the 'sco, Jack's from the P.I! Horatio or Horat's so big-eyed! Tito Dick "Dickman", baby! He raised Phil and loves the ladies. Jack's cool as lazy. He's still learnin'. And the ripe Cherry Pie, still a virgin. Chita, meet da freak of da weekah! Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep her. But it's not happening either. Shake it like a seizure. Hold up! Lemme spark this; take a breather. Breath the reefer in my lungs. I got grapes. What you watching, son?! It's the Nutshack! (Yah!) It's the Nutshack! (AAAAAARRRRGH!) It's the Nutshack! It's the Nutshack!
"He busted the biggest nut to save the princess" Saber laughs uncontrollable Me dies of laughter
4:41 I legit thought I heard the mice say "Hail Chessus."
@DeadCrowBar
4 жыл бұрын
That’s a HOLD UP moment
@mariajimenafigueroa8311
4 жыл бұрын
To me, it sound it like they said HELL CHEESEE
@erics.czernecki7333
3 жыл бұрын
I think it was actually "Hail, Cheeser!"
Can we please mention how the Jim Cummings uncle looks like discount Burger King?
@masterzoroark6664
3 жыл бұрын
The nuttiest last name
I remember watching this as a kid. My friends parents were throwing a Christmas party, the kind where they drink and kids stay in a room. There was nothing to watch except this.
@MovieFan1912
2 жыл бұрын
It must have been a fun night!
@Takimeko
2 жыл бұрын
They clearly were drinking soley so they could enjoy this movie in some way.
@Epic11705
Жыл бұрын
6:53-55 If you tell me, that not a single child in that room giggled at this scene, I’m going to be disappointed
This really does remind me of Foodfight though...
Video in a nutshell: *W H E E Z E* *W T F* *M I C H A E L J A C K S O N* *N U T*
@Lilywithmadness
Ай бұрын
NUTshell
I don't know if it makes it better or worse that they have a lot of the broad story strokes... Marie's godfather Herr Drosselmeyer, an inventor, gifts her a nutcracker soldier, but her brother breaks it. She also meets Herr Drosselmeyer's nephew at a Christmas party thrown by her parents. She later falls asleep on the couch cuddled up with the "injured" soldier, and dreams of a battle between the toy soldiers and the mice, culminating in a battle between the Rat King and the Nutcracker. Marie shrinking is actually iconic, as many productions put a great deal of effort into the Christmas tree that grows on stage. The Nutcracker (danced by the same dancer as the nephew) then ushers her to the Land of the Sweets, ruled over by the Sugarplum Fairy, who welcomes them and has her subjects perform for them. And they have a lot of those story strokes! I could even buy the nuts also being part of the Sugarplum Fairy's court, as they're divided out into different themes -- Mexican hot chocolate, Arabian coffee, the Candy Canes, etc. etc. So the... Nuts... theoretically could fit into the mythos! And I could see a retelling of the story where the Rat King tries to enslave the Sugarplum Fairy's subjects and kidnaps Marie-- you do some interesting stuff with that! But then this movie just *didn't*. And did... whatever it is that it did. And I think that's more baffling than just making a completely nonsensical movie. They had good source material to work with that's rife for new interpretations, and this is what they did? Baffling. Also, Nutboy. (If anyone's interested in the full "classic" story of The Nutcracker, there's a performance by the New York City Ballet on Netflix. The recording is over 25 years old but the same choreography is still used today, so you'll get a good enough idea. Also it has Macaulay Culkin as the newphew/Nutcracker.)
@parker-boy98
Жыл бұрын
You could've done a much better movie.
The origins of No *NUT* November
@zeeteepippi275
5 жыл бұрын
They say his *NUT* grew three sizes that day. That's the true spirit of destroy-dick December.
@chillyvlogs5971
4 жыл бұрын
@@zeeteepippi275 xD
7:09 that synced up almost perfectly fijfdgnjb
@amityisprecious1334
3 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who noticed hahaaahah
*_I would rather binged to watch The Nutshack than watching that Nuttiest Nutcracks._*
@MarshallLeeA
5 жыл бұрын
The Nuttiest Nutshack
@skydog0_038
5 жыл бұрын
@@MarshallLeeA oml yes
@skydog0_038
5 жыл бұрын
same probally
@bassafratz
5 жыл бұрын
YOUR PROFILE IS YOUR FACE WHEN LOOKING AT ACORN SQUASH
@uronthefbiwatchlist341
5 жыл бұрын
I don't know about that
time for some nut boys
@LpsRoseGold
5 жыл бұрын
Hey Paleo, do you think you can ask saber to review, " Romeo and Juliet sealed with a kiss" after Christmas crap Is done? When I saw this on Netflix, I thought it was a bit cringy, but had hilariously bad moment's in it.
@kurinthekitty6842
3 жыл бұрын
Hey paleo can u review Coconut Fred
12:43 - 13:28 I have tears down my cheeks right now! Their laughs are contagious! 😂😅😂😅😂
6:53 *Young Archibald Asparagus, circa 1999*
So. I was born in 1995. Sadly I was in the target demographic for this movie and they hit a bull's eye. I watched this MULTIPLE times as a child. The fairy and the rat king were my favorite characters. It has been long buried in the deep recesses of my mind. Since it's resurfacing I am now in the midst of an existential crisis so...thank you for this HILARIOUS video. It's just what the doctor ordered 😁
N U T.
@sponchi8678
5 жыл бұрын
J O B.
@pugface6522
5 жыл бұрын
Bust
@50chickens50
5 жыл бұрын
S H A C K
@pugface6522
5 жыл бұрын
BUST
6:02 *T H E M A Y O R S*
@joeltiliti1626
4 жыл бұрын
6:00 What, where and when was said at the same time🤣🤣
6:06 When he screamed "WHAT THE FUCK!" like that, I died instantly
11:51 Their reactions to this joke is absolutely priceless.
6:54 is my favorite part It hasn’t failed to make me laugh XD
@Epic11705
2 жыл бұрын
6:53 I love that bit; he just sounds so stupid
Jimmy Neutron is disguised as the princess. Now, without the mentioning, Debi Derryberry’s performance wasn’t that good, as the princess sounds more like a child. Also, the alternate title for this movie honestly should be called “A NutTales Christmas”
@mariajimenafigueroa8311
5 жыл бұрын
Why is Debi Derryberry in these bad movies? She can't go from my favorite boy genius to some like Jessica from Trolland!
@RakoonCD
4 жыл бұрын
"Nuttales, UwU!"
This is art. Saber, you wouldn't understand...
@WingItMan217
5 жыл бұрын
The Classic Life of a Cat Saber never understands 🙄😩
Two main characters: girl- knockoff barbie Nutcracker- michael Nutboi jackson
@Spalbeert
4 жыл бұрын
Micheal Nutboi jackson😂😂😂
@mariajimenafigueroa8311
4 жыл бұрын
Other main characters: Nut people- reject VeggieTales characters
@crunchy_wafers
3 жыл бұрын
Reginald the Rat King: Rip off King K. Rool from DKC cartoon
@ari_thenerd5464
3 жыл бұрын
@@mariajimenafigueroa8311 😂👍
@ari_thenerd5464
3 жыл бұрын
@@crunchy_wafers 😂👏👏
6:25 I didn't recognize this movie at all as you reviewed it, but a tiny part of me thought something looked familiar. Suddenly, as I'm watching again and I hear the Jamacan nut say "FOOOD FIIIIIIGHTTT," I began to realize something. I HAVE SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE, but in a trailer on some VHS movie I watched a ton as a kid. I don't remember exactly what movie I saw, but it was definitely Columbia Pictures movie since their brand introduced this trailer. Anyway though. I found the trailer I saw on KZread and I realized very quickly that it totally LIED. The whole movie was advertised as a battle between vegetables and rats in someone's living room to put the star back on the Christmas tree. None of the human characters were shown at all in the trailer and none of the scenes after leaving the living room were shown either. Isn't that sketchy that only a small portion of a movie was shown to you in a trailer and that portion only contained the vegetables and nut characters? They didn't even advertise that poor Jim Cummings was a voice in the movie! I'm pretty sure they wanted to keep all the human characters as hidden from the public as possible. What a bunch of manipulative people.
@erics.czernecki7333
4 жыл бұрын
It was in front of Stuart Little on VHS, I believe.
@KirbyKips
4 жыл бұрын
Eric S. Czernecki You’re completely right. I remember it now.
@tacobanana6538
4 жыл бұрын
Why do I keep seeing you everywhere? Are you the next Justin Y?
@KirbyKips
4 жыл бұрын
Taco Banana Dude, I always thought I was just some stranger to every comment section I go to. Where else have you seen me? I’m flattered by the way.
@tacobanana6538
4 жыл бұрын
@@KirbyKips I don't particularly remember which videos I've seen you in since I have the tendency to delete my KZread history, but I just remember seeing your profile Picture more than once whenever I'm on KZread and just going "didn't I see this person on another video before?" It might be a calling from KZread or might just be coincidental, we may never know
not only does this girl look like Barbie, but she’s also wearing the exact same outfit as she did in Barbie in the Nutcracker
*this is the hardest* thats all i saw when i read the description.. lord help us
@cirrus3207
5 жыл бұрын
Anything can be completed with the help of god. Please read the bible or perish
@thyavenger9517
4 жыл бұрын
@@cirrus3207 A literal death threat. Is this normally how your region greets people?
@cirrus3207
4 жыл бұрын
@@thyavenger9517 it was a joke about how sensitive christians arelol im actually wiccan
@thyavenger9517
4 жыл бұрын
@@cirrus3207 Oh. Well now I just come across as insensitive... Sorry. _There's that Canadian spirit!_ Yeah, all I'm missing is a good 'ol "Ey".
@cirrus3207
4 жыл бұрын
@@thyavenger9517 its ok lel it did seem like i was serious oof i can understand
Keep in mind too, what was that ladder leaning ON. It’s not a fold up ladder and it should’ve fallen on both of them
*WE NEED TO BUST THE BIGGEST NUT TO SAVE THE PRINCESS*
I could not stop laughing at this review. I mean I didn't even know this thing existed. I was digging the gospel chorus. I mean everything is out of left field. And what's up with the little peanut boy's walk? LOL!!!
Veggie Tales on LSD
This video is actually.. Really wholesome with all the laughing.
I would listen to these guys laugh at stupid shit for hours. It's so contagious lmao. I put on the Let's Watch playlist whenever I need cheering up and it works every time :D
You know the more I watch this, the more I start thinking they copied a few plot elements from the Barbie version of the nutcracker. I watched the Barbie version nearly hundreds of times as a kid and still remember so much of it to this day. Not many Nutcracker movies have Clara dressed in pink, which Clara in the Barbie version did, and the long blonde hair too. Also, the ending where the prince shows up randomly in Clara's home was also in the Barbie version, although in that version, it was vague whether or not he was the same Nutcracker Clara knew. I've seen so many versions of the Nutcracker, but the only version I've seen these two plot elements show up in was the Barbie version. Unless more well known versions have these elements, I'm convinced this movie copied from the Barbie movie.
@dedrereads1474
4 ай бұрын
tbh I like this verison more because I saw it first and the rat king was funny/redeemed in this version, plus less prince bashing, but when I finally saw the Barbie one I have to admit that they DEFINITELY had one referencing the other. Also Disney copied Barbie as Rapunzel for Tangled, both movies are good but it's definitely inspired by the Barbie version, and I miss good barbie movies :(
This was the greatest Let's Watch I've seen. I was dying at the flying cheese machine part.
Oh yes! My favourite movie: Nut Boy and his Crotch Crisis Don’t @ me
@Craze_1209
4 жыл бұрын
@Satan is a Furry I know so og
6:51 I'm drunk right now and I can't stop laughing at this scene
6:00 when? what??? WHERE?!?!?! all at once lol
You guys literally watched a 90 minute-long bowling alley animation.
Sugar Plum Fairy's castle needs to be censored. It's highly inappropriate. ; P
15:07 watch his boot, it's clipping into the seat too!
I actually watched this as a kid, years later I finally know it wasn't just a fever dream
4:43 Another perfectly timed unintentional lip sync
The thing that bothered me most about this one as a kid, and still does, is how Reginald doesn’t have a tail
trying to watch this on my lunchbreak at work and it's SO HARD not to burst out laughing! Everyone's laugh was so contagious!
Now that I think about it, *didn't we all come from nuts?*
SaberSpark can you review Barbie In A Christmas Carol.
@TrollHunterTylei
5 жыл бұрын
Does... does Barbie play the role of Ebeneezer Scrooge?
@captainimagination1110
5 жыл бұрын
Yes it does.
@KirbyKips
5 жыл бұрын
Captain Imagination I’m sorry are you assuming HER GENDER?! 🤣
Saberspark you inspired me to watch the most obscure animated movies on Netflix and make review videos of them
The cowboy peanut looks and kinda sounds like Dough Dimmadome from Fairly odd parents 🤣🤣
This is also a beat by beat copy of Barbie and the Nutcracker
@ElectricHelloKitty
5 жыл бұрын
This movie came out in the late 90s. Barbie and the Nutcracker came out in 01. So there’s no way they copied Barbie, they were first,
@theflowerabovethestars4741
5 жыл бұрын
Shit. Gotta admit it’s very similar though.
@ElectricHelloKitty
5 жыл бұрын
SilvarFang TheWolf Yes. Its very possible mattel stooped *that* low lol 😂
@KirbyKips
5 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU someone else understands!!
@mariajimenafigueroa8311
4 жыл бұрын
This movie is the early version of Barbie And The Nutcracker
should have been an live stream
5% no commentary 95% pure laughing
I rember I saw a preview for this on one of my old veggietales vhs tapes
6:52 Ok, gotta admit, that asparagus made me giggle.
I’m having those moments where I laugh at everything and I love it.
I watched the Twitter preview for this where you kept laughing, and this is fun to watch in full!
6:54 By far the greatest moment in this movie
Please continue making these 'Let's Watch' series. You guys are so fun and make even the most terrible movies hilarious! :D
I used to watch this movie all the time as a kid. Glad you finally got to review it; this was hilarious!
It's SO wild watching this because I remember this movie. More like... I remember that it existed. I usually give it a passing thought every christmas. I retained no memory of the content of the movie itself until watching this. Back in 1999 I loved this movie so much that I had my cousin take me to every single video store in the area until we found the VHS and I do remember watching it an unreasonable number of times. Funny how I did but I forgot anything about it aside from the title. This was a ghost of christmas past and honestly watching this was the best way to revisit it. Fucking nut boy busting nuts. Absolutely incredible. Great video my guy, I really had a blast with this.
The movie audio is really low in this. It kinda ruins the reactions when we can't hear what you are reacting to.
The name of the movie sound like an adult movie.
@ashfur4576
5 жыл бұрын
They are going to break the biggest nut in the world
@sponchi8678
5 жыл бұрын
@@ashfur4576 To save the princess
@ashfur4576
5 жыл бұрын
@@sponchi8678 yes
@Amanda-zg4lq
5 жыл бұрын
SaberSpark did say it sounded like a Christmas porno soo😂
@sapphirerose5139
4 жыл бұрын
@@ashfur4576 Is your name from warrior cats by any chance?
is nut boy his actual name like is that the only name he's ever called by?
You guys' commentary had me laughing so hard, I got a headache. That's when you know the review is good.
The commentary makes this so much better!!
Looking forward to the Lets Watch of The Christmas Tree.
@ElvenHeart457
5 жыл бұрын
CrotakuShinobi he uploaded that already.
At 6:00 when the soldiers arrive, "WHEN? WHERE? -Inaudible screaming-. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM???"
“Did she just throw a mrs buttersworth?”
This is seriously one of the funniest videos I have ever seen wow
My mom actually still has this movie on VHS and I used to love watching this around Christmas as a kid 😂
Cheech Marin: Alright, so what's my motivation? Casting Director: Not. White.
I can’t stop fucking laughing at the word “nut” in this film, i have such a dirty mind
So, in the original Nutcracker story: Clara (the girl) gets shrunken by magic, watches the Nutcracker duel with the Mouse King, kisses the Nutcracker and returns him to his original Prince form, then they go to his home (Candy land) and there's a party. That's it. Most adaptations move the duel and transformation to later in the story, after they've gone to Candy land, to make it more interesting. I think all you need to do to improve this movie is get rid of all the food characters. Then you have a whacky Nutcracker movie without the annoyances.
Now this was probably the most hilarious Let's Watch, Saber! I love your videos, they never fail to make me laugh. Now, I don't know if you already have things lined up for the Christmas Crap theme but if you would like I have a suggestion/request. The Tangerine Bear. It is a Christmas cartoon and it is one from my childhood. I just recently rewatched it and oh man is it trash! Maybe not as bad as some of the others but there is bad animation and an annoying character voiced by Howie Mandel! Maybe you'll "enjoy" it! ;) Take care, I love your videos man!
I've been waiting for this!
so glad this never got taken down
I remember watching this as a kid and I don't remember it being this unsettling
OwO I love Let's Watch Episodes as my background sound
I really miss these let's watches...
Do you think you can also take a look at Doorbies: Making Decisions? Trust me, you’re gonna have a lot to unpack there.
12:48 i was dying!
So me and my friend have watched this movie at least 20 times just to laugh at it I can quotethis movie now and sing all of the songs We have so many inside jokes about this movie
N U T B O I I I ? ! ? !
This movie is just pure YTP material...
I love the part where the Big Cheese’s necklace clips through his stomach
When this was your childhood and this is the first time seeing it in so many years and you realize how bad it really was!😂😂
I remember watching this when it used to be on Netflix. I don't know why, but I remember it being better, damn I must of been on drugs as a kid.
@michaelbolcato192
3 жыл бұрын
Yup, A remember seeing a preview of this movie before Muppets from Space.
She could've just picked up the rat king and threw him at the fREAKING WALL
I grew up with this movie thx for giving this more publicly
11:01 : Minor correction. It's like Gaither's Pond, except Christian music in Gaither's Pond actually makes sense to a degree.