Run while you still can

@jojom38

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine being first lol

@polishgoofball

4 жыл бұрын

Oof

@Temari444

4 жыл бұрын

already ran before I clicked

@jaymyster7262

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@orangethesaberguy7638

4 жыл бұрын

Saberspark I’m just here for the video

Amazing how the male scientist has a shirt and pants, but the female scientist is basically wearing hot pants and a crop top. I know when I'm in the lab I totally want to directly expose my legs and most of my abdomen to any random chemical or biohazard I'm working with. I rolled my eyes so hard I think I snapped my optical nerve.

@battlion507

4 жыл бұрын

While also looking uncomfortably... loli like... *shudder*

@pickchickens5286

4 жыл бұрын

I hope your optical nerve gets fixed buddy

@miguelvillegas7049

4 жыл бұрын

Battlion 50 & D Zuke _take your kids to work day_

@natewilson111

4 жыл бұрын

What lab do you happen to work at? *(asking for a friend)*

@Soapcookies

4 жыл бұрын

@D Zuke *morale

This feels like a porn movie thats trying really hard to convince you that its not a porn movie

@EclipsePheniox

4 жыл бұрын

I get that too, I think I've seen similar models on deviant art and a number of adult sites.

@longislandicedtea6323

4 жыл бұрын

Same here

@vinnitsuki5797

4 жыл бұрын

@Wiz Umemaro :3

@GilangDika19

4 жыл бұрын

3D daz model, i see a lot from f95zone.to

@longislandicedtea6323

4 жыл бұрын

@Wiz you ain't lied yet

Has anyone else noticed that Gwen's ribcage is moving along with her chest. Apparently, the virus modified human anatomy itself.

@OReily08080

3 жыл бұрын

It creeped me out, man

@niffry

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't at first, but now that you've mentioned it I can't unsee it

@treethief4987

3 жыл бұрын

In defense of the reason why the chest of all the female characters moving the way they do, I am pretty sure he animated ALL the characters that way. The dude at 16:05 is also breathing that way. Still doesn't fix any of the other disgusting things this "animation" does, but I just wanted to point this out. I had rewatched the video and noticed.

@nicoleflores2054

3 жыл бұрын

makes sense by checking the models

@secretbaguette

2 жыл бұрын

Well, things like that do move slightly when people breathe, but not that much.

Wait. They are children. And there is fan service and nudity of the child characters. Aight chief. Is the guy who made this movie in jail or something

@macro3751

3 жыл бұрын

I guess you could say the director showed too much of the power of youth.

@sarah18497

3 жыл бұрын

@@macro3751 ...That's not how it works, funny guy.

@thecommenter578

3 жыл бұрын

maybe 16 was the legal age in that planet?? ok no

@coltkillergaming5685

3 жыл бұрын

I mean there probably adults

@macro3751

3 жыл бұрын

@@coltkillergaming5685 didn't the movie state they were like, teens

Nobody: Gwen's face throughout the entirety of this "movie": 👁️💋👁️

@MarkBonneaux

4 жыл бұрын

It made me think of how you could always see Hannah Montana's front teeth no matter her expression

@jm4786

4 жыл бұрын

It's like an animated debbie ryan

@stuperstupidworld

4 жыл бұрын

@@MarkBonneaux LMAO

@SpicyButterflyWings

4 жыл бұрын

Dammit you beat me to the joke!

@dizzydoodles9006

4 жыл бұрын

👁 👁 👄

I love how the comments for this video are either “This looks like a porn movie gone bad” or “So Onision is finally making movies with his OnlyFans, huh?”

@jungtothehuimang

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so mad that Onion's weird butthole looking character looks better.

@prtfdc2

3 жыл бұрын

I've seen porn movies that look like this and still are beater

@brodiero-solar302

3 жыл бұрын

For me, it looks like a failed SFM (GMOD) Video or one of Densel Torringtons videos

@masterzoroark6664

3 жыл бұрын

@@brodiero-solar302 shit on Source loooks better than this.

@sillyfella2009

3 жыл бұрын

@@masterzoroark6664 *goldsrc

This... this is the actual fucking plot of a star trek episode. Literally the fucking plot.

@Shaun_Jones

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, I don’t remember that episode, but I don’t doubt it.

@Kaifen.

2 жыл бұрын

It was an original series episode. The episode was called Miri.

@robertparker6280

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah! I remember that one! It's that the one where it's a planet of kids, but they are adults?

@Kaifen.

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertparker6280 The planet is infected with a disease that kills adults but children are not affected. However once a child goes through puberty they'll be affected. The disease makes the people very violent and unable to think clearly. This makes the kids weary of adults and kind of have their own society ran by kids. I haven't watched the episode in a while so all that was purely from memory. So take it with a grain of salt. I believe that South Park also parodied the episode in one of their own.

@crow4284

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kaifen. thats... also the plot to a book series called Quarantine by Lex Thomas lmao

The technology that we have at our disposal is amazing in that anyone now has the ability to make a movie. The problem is that ANYONE has the ability to make a movie.

The ads for this movie be like: “I *CAME* in 10 seconds! Click here!”

@axeburger

4 жыл бұрын

Epicly commits tax fraud

@benjaminphelps561

4 жыл бұрын

@Selina SenthilKumar haha. nice.

@johnjonjhonjonathanjohnson3559

4 жыл бұрын

I *CAME* in -1 seconds! Oh no!

@ReneePrower

3 жыл бұрын

This movie will make you *change clothes* TWICE in FIVE MINUTES *CLICK HERE*

@shabamgrm

3 жыл бұрын

"your cousin's sister's dogs human girlfriends mailman will make you beg for it! CLICk HERE!"

The idea of making money of poorly animated porn shit while better animators showcase their work for free on KZread seems so scummy to me

@dermikadomampfer3198

4 жыл бұрын

The maker of this movie won’t achieve to be the ultimate life form >:(

@oaksynia7353

4 жыл бұрын

Even sfm porn is better than this

@natewilson111

4 жыл бұрын

It's kinda something a *boomer* might do...

@alanbrito141

4 жыл бұрын

Just like furries do

@Maybe3111

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

I like to think that Jack would take 20 minute breaks when making the "film". When he got back to his chair, he noticed that the frame he left on had Gwen with a face that wasnt an overly sexual fantasy uwu face, so he changed it. every. 20. Mintues. Which explains why her faces contort into puppy eye faces at random

Are we gonna ignore the fact youtube made him censor stock footage at 0:53

@JetSetDman

2 жыл бұрын

i was thinkin the same thing wtf

@volactic5240

2 жыл бұрын

Avoiding Sued

@OrionDawn15

2 жыл бұрын

@@volactic5240 But... sued for what? It's stock footage, available to EVERYONE.

@Game_Hero

Жыл бұрын

The guy's so hot it counts as flag-worthy

Honest to god...I once voice-acted in a KZread zombie series that was literally filmed with The Sims 2, and it looks better than this movie.

@anikmonette2140

3 жыл бұрын

What was it called?

@damianwarneke305

3 жыл бұрын

Link?

@sergioperez3721

3 жыл бұрын

May we get a link pls?

@ColdFuse96

3 жыл бұрын

Please upload that! I even subscribed to you in case you ever manage to dig it up! 😂

@goofgoobernicus

3 жыл бұрын

@@ColdFuse96 simp just kidding

How can it be fanservice if there are no fans

@jane_wants_to_feel

3 жыл бұрын

i'm-

@auralunaprettycure

3 жыл бұрын

Fanservice's meaning has been twisted over the years. Initially that phrase meant a scene that pays back its fans with a deep cut reference, aka what you are implying it means. But nowadays fan service basically just means any scene that feels like it's filled with sexual exploitative content for no reason. Fanservice is titillating the viewer. With well, tits

@kodyrowe-manns6360

3 жыл бұрын

@@auralunaprettycure bro stfu it was a joke. We didnt need a whole ass paragraph

@jessehunter362

3 жыл бұрын

@@kodyrowe-manns6360 I liked the whole-ass paragraph.

@amliamatovu364

3 жыл бұрын

After all these years, Finally, I was the 666th like. I know no one cares

These characters look like they'd be attached to 4chan posts that you'd have to delete your cache after accidentally viewing

26:48 Saber: “and then she’s like, “No, that’s wrong!” Me, in the middle of a Danganronpa drawing: I have been S U M M O N E D

Not even kidding, there is someone's Let's Play of Sonic and the Secret Rings on prime video.

@Star-ib4oc

4 жыл бұрын

;-;

@colbbot3291

4 жыл бұрын

There's minecraft lets plays on prime too. Though thankfully they are free and not paid.

@InfernoPhoenixFX

4 жыл бұрын

Do Amazon even have a quality control check?

@AFarmerCalledChicken

4 жыл бұрын

When Netflix is better at choosing what it's going to allow on... you've failed as a company

@KanamoriKamper

4 жыл бұрын

I'd watch that ngl

So the main character, that was supposed to be a child, was nude in scenes? Wtf Amazon...

@jamillatorres7226

3 жыл бұрын

*Get. the. FBI. NOW*

@Gracejkay

3 жыл бұрын

The most appalling thing is that I’m not finding many comments that are putting this together??? Even saber didn’t mention this. I find it disturbing that a guy with obvious pedophilic tendencies just gets off that easy, and isn’t being investigated.

@vanroyal244

3 жыл бұрын

No I'm certain it was an adult.

@KeybladeMasterAndy

3 жыл бұрын

Not literally.

@Weebish_Dragon

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, a like a "child" child or a teen?

This had to have been a "personal project" of the creator that somehow got found, accidentally opened or someone walked in or shared video during a zoom meeting. Then he had to make a full movie to convince the original finder it wasn't and then it snaked its way to amazon prime...

This was described in one very cynical review as.."a true glimpse into the perversions and fantasies of a twisted, depraved and possibly pedophilic mind" Yes its both awful and weird.

I literally cackled at the naked girl t-posing into the screen, how is it even real and even non-ironic!

@natewilson111

4 жыл бұрын

It's quali-T art

@bossbabyfuyuhiko6657

4 жыл бұрын

@LykanSpeed 3:03

@daichisawamura20yearsago64

4 жыл бұрын

@@natewilson111 underrated comment.

@simplysteve68

4 жыл бұрын

@@bossbabyfuyuhiko6657 it was actually from 2:57-3:01.

ok but who told jack that girls had traffic cones on their chests instead of boobs??

@veghead05

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@r.j.penfold

3 жыл бұрын

Old school Laura Croft. (Lara Croft?)

@mitziolet

3 жыл бұрын

lara croft yeah

@hitmonchan9607

3 жыл бұрын

You know he's never seen it for himself bro don't be rude

@Dargonhuman

3 жыл бұрын

His fetish told him that.

I’m glad you gave a spotlight to sfm animation, some of these animators make godlike animations like some of the Saxxy award winning ones are beautiful and still have good storytelling while being a goofy video game animation like the Winglet’s work or one of the best ones i’ve ever seen being Agent Gunn, I highly recommend it it’s really solid stuff !

"Floating around naked in space? Who's fetish is this even??" "Um, m-mine... Th-that would be mine... Sorry."

Pretty sure I've seen screenshots somewhere. Normally with the tagline: "You won't last 5 minutes playing this game."

@CandyHatsuneWolff

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly :D Then you get popunders for AliExpress and VPNs.

@SapphireDragonDX

4 жыл бұрын

Really? I've been getting taglines like, "Cock-hungry milfs want some fun. Click here now!" Maybe that's just me.

Saber: "This full-length movie was by one guy and I feel bad for criticizing it" Me: (sympathy) Saber: "So it's made in Poser and it's porn" Me: (sympathyn't)

@chloescreations8410

3 жыл бұрын

_christian’t_

@faenene

3 жыл бұрын

lol

Misty Green Sky: Horribly made animated movie by one guy with a price tag. Astartes: Beautiful animation also made by one guy and its free

I’m uncomfortable with the giggle physics going on here

I didn’t know onision‘s onlyfans was made into a movie

@moonstone6133

4 жыл бұрын

oh god don't remind me of those nightmare enducing videos

@g._kat

4 жыл бұрын

I want die

@mizsteak9805

4 жыл бұрын

The much needed shade

@slushie8066

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@internetcafe2000

4 жыл бұрын

*whispers* no.

The DVD cover looks like a weird hentai using 3D models

@royshaheer

4 жыл бұрын

Oh boy I am lucky to find this comment. The renders do fit the criteria!!

@_richie_call

4 жыл бұрын

At first I thought this was a 3D hentai

@AlreadyTakenTag

4 жыл бұрын

@@_richie_call lets make it real. SOMEONE UPLOAD THIS "MOVIE" TO P****HUB

@MrAdannor

4 жыл бұрын

Hey. 3d hentai has MUCH better models nowadays.

@tfracks

4 жыл бұрын

exactly what i thought, I'm so happy that I'm not the only sick person who thinks that.

OMFG he literally has a neckbeard, noo.

@Shaun_Jones

3 жыл бұрын

I’m not sure if that is a neckbeard, or his chest hair is coming out the top of his shirt.

@lorenzamccoy7512

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shaun_Jones either way he needs to cut that nonsense off, he either looks like a neckbeard or an old age werewolf!

My first thought seeing the poster was "shouldn't it say "Don't tell your girlfriend about this game"",

The best character in this “movie” is the random cyberman.

@wafflefalafel9442

4 жыл бұрын

Nuh-uh. Gorilla is best girl.

@cintronproductions9430

4 жыл бұрын

@@wafflefalafel9442 Yup, Cyberman wouldn't be able to permorm without Gorilla.

@8LiterallyJustTheNumber8

4 жыл бұрын

@@wafflefalafel9442 Its actually a boy. His name is Joe, from the 1949 film Mighty Joe Young. It's the scene where the gorilla is first introduced on the stage in front of an audience. I have no idea what it's doing in this movie though.

@kitwk984

4 жыл бұрын

No copyright infringement?

@shrillshrimp200

4 жыл бұрын

Not true. The best characters are Gwen's nipples.

No one: Gwen’s chest: ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️

@CandyHatsuneWolff

4 жыл бұрын

Actual LOL.

@Just4Fun-Zocker

4 жыл бұрын

More like ↑↑ ↓↓ ← → ← → BA

@JuicyMilf2.0

4 жыл бұрын

Her bitties were using Morse code

@CandyHatsuneWolff

4 жыл бұрын

@@Just4Fun-Zocker Never saw the Konami code do THAT! 🤣

@definitelynotwalter

4 жыл бұрын

@@JuicyMilf2.0 I love ur pfp

Here you can literally hear Saber trying desperately to hold on to his sanity

You didn't even mention she's literally wearing the outfit of Olivia Wilde in Tron Legacy it even has the disc on her back and in another scene you can see the forklift loader suit from Aliens.

Dear lord, she spends half the movie looking like she could put an eye out.

@AnomalyINC

4 жыл бұрын

She's smuggling raisins to Earth!

@BP.l0ne

4 жыл бұрын

Space's a really cold place

@Luanna249

4 жыл бұрын

She should have brought a jacket if it was that cold.

@VidzOnComputer

4 жыл бұрын

She just has her high beams on that's all.

*How we actually got the Coronavirus. This movie was a warning in disguise*

@kelly-bisson

3 жыл бұрын

It is advertised as a "cautionary tale."

@srbrant5391

3 жыл бұрын

It probably _caused_ the Coronavirus.

@Ironicchronicanxiety

3 жыл бұрын

You mean it GAVE us covid.

@BlueMaskGuy

3 жыл бұрын

iiStrxwBerry M• *A FILM THEORY-*

5:00 listen, I'm not usually the kind of person to go after personal things, but could the guy not have his professional picture be him barely concealing his identity as an Albino Yeti? He almost literally has more hair coming out of his shirt-collar than the top of his head. That chest hair is exhibiting Dynamic lighting effects you need RTX to fully appreciate.

@AluminumFusion22

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I don't get how he had his picture taken, saw the picture and said, "Yes. I like this picture. Let's use this one." That chest hair is disgusting. 😣

I like the comment that says "this feels like a porn film that's trying hard to convince you that it's not".

@danny3751

3 жыл бұрын

At the moment im writing this, that comment is literally above yours

@hailghidorah2536

3 жыл бұрын

Right above you

"Who's sexual fantasy is this?" Don't ask questions you aren't ready to hear the answers for.

@chivalricsoul8463

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This Man's chest hair is literally trying to jump out his shirt.

@tigerslioncub

3 жыл бұрын

His chest hair doesn't want anything to do with him, either.

@r.e.holding

3 жыл бұрын

This is the comment I was looking for 🤣

@IntergalacticSpaceKitten

3 жыл бұрын

It's so gross 🤢

@genesanford9412

3 жыл бұрын

i saw that too...like the Grinch...

@nicklongoria5585

3 жыл бұрын

Glad I wasn’t the only one to notice that.

I just realized, the reason why she looks different in almost every scene is probably because Jack re-created her from scratch (well, from the base model in Daz) in every environment he used in the movie.

looking at the characters immediately reminded me of those weird micro/macro images on deviantart, as well as alpha custom content for the Sims super uncanny valley stuff

"we're not just children" wait...GWEN'S UNDERAGE?!

@CandyHatsuneWolff

4 жыл бұрын

That's the yeast of our worries.

@colbbot3291

4 жыл бұрын

Wait... is gwen a loli?

@Hellothere51

4 жыл бұрын

Candy Wolff at yeast we have bread

@jahjah5329

4 жыл бұрын

That was the yeast expected thing

@markojemojcovek

4 жыл бұрын

FBI OPEN UP!

This movie wouldn’t even go in the $5 bin at Walmart

@cameronbosch1213

4 жыл бұрын

Correct, it would go straight in the trash.

@dreamiidust672

4 жыл бұрын

Off topic but one time I found Food Fight in the $5 movie bin 😂

@lykann8278

4 жыл бұрын

No, they couldn't even afford to make a disc and cover

@cintronproductions9430

4 жыл бұрын

@@cameronbosch1213 The trash? It belongs in a deep, dark pit! XD

@JesusMartinez-rr2ry

4 жыл бұрын

This joke now feels outdated since this movie is in a STREAMING SERVICE!!!!!

23:10 she's breathing so hard her skin clips through her clothes lol

You know the guy who made this could have used the breathing thing as a symptom of the virus & that the immunity was the result of their bodies adapting to the planet they were on, thus they ended up breathing in a way that seems unnatural (but was do to them growing up on a planet other than Earth)! Still I think the breathing was a cheap way for the creator to do jiggle physics!

"Of course I'm a real human. Let me elaborate with my human lungs. I can inhale so expertly. No robot in a skin suit could do that."

@Matteo-tq9zl

4 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow human, i too enjoy breathe, i also enjoy eat solid food and drink liquid water.

@rat9806

4 жыл бұрын

y e s i'm the 69th like

@bamaman6478

4 жыл бұрын

Ahh I see I have stumbled across fellow hoomans, do you hoomans also enjoy skat boarding

@justanotherperson7774

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes U do too breath the breathable chemicals calls H2O I am human I am breathing

@hamidsoltanpour2137

4 жыл бұрын

I also have the capability to largen my nipples!

Even tho this movie was released in 2016, the animation feels like it belongs to a console game from the late 1990s or early 2000s

I can kinda see what the creator was going for in this movie. I think he wanted one of those endings that made the audience shocked, like how infinity war shocked us. Honestly I believe if the animation was better with more effort and time and some editing and trimming out the useless things such as the nudity, random bits and bad dialogue this movie would be ok.

@JasminMiettunen

Жыл бұрын

I mean, it's a cool idea for a scifi movie! The premise was genuinely interesting, even the basic plot had potential. The animation was like an early 2000s video game, the minor floating around in just underwear was questionable, the boob physics were disturbing, and the voice acting wasn’t great. I wish some actual animators would do it justice, because this movie feels like a cheap ripoff of a better movie, not an actual original movie.

Everybody not gangster til Doctor Who sues this movie.

@omarchin1379

4 жыл бұрын

And Disney too

@kaliek5281

4 жыл бұрын

And EA. Her space suit (not including the helmet) in the clip after the Cyberman showed up....was an asset from Mass Effect I believe.

@bartman156.

4 жыл бұрын

You saw the Cyberman too

@longislandicedtea6323

4 жыл бұрын

15:25 and ridley scott, I SWEAR I saw the mech suit from Aliens

@luminarymoonlight4751

4 жыл бұрын

@@longislandicedtea6323 yeah that's definitely a power loader

To be honest, the entire "adults die from a virus, but children are born immune" is not that bad of an idea. If done properly, it could lead to an interesting story.

@jannemeermin6410

4 жыл бұрын

The tribe?

@nicolesanes9470

3 жыл бұрын

Owari no seraph already did it

@dustyrose192

3 жыл бұрын

The girl with all the gifts does a way better story

@annalara8179

3 жыл бұрын

It kinda reminds me of the maze runner ahah

@zaidiemartinez4422

3 жыл бұрын

Warframe has a similar concept and it's great

'Drinking russian clowns' show is actually a part of old-ass russian comedy sketch show from 90s-early2000s titled 'Каламбур'. I am geniunely surprised that someone translated and uploaded it to streaming services x)

"Look at their chests." Yes, I will start looking at their chests now. That's when I started doing that.

I guess he didn't know how to animate a bra for the main character either.

@junkmachine185

3 жыл бұрын

He overestimated how many people want to see sfm tits

“How much do you want it to look like Onision’s OnlyFans?” Jack Foster: Yes.

@Kyatia

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo don't bring it up!🤣🤣 _i cannot unsee_

I thought this could have been an “It’s So Bad It’s Good” experience. Then I actually saw this for myself. Boy I was way off, barely anything happened in this movie.

20:19 They also use that sound effect when you get pulled into the painted world in dark souls

“You won’t last 5 minutes watching this movie!”

@turbofart101

4 жыл бұрын

He's right

@lightlylemony

4 жыл бұрын

@@turbofart101 Soyoucantcusshere

@clover_n_socks

4 жыл бұрын

without throwing up?

@JadedArtworks

4 жыл бұрын

Kissanime ads

Let's start a channel where we take bad, dumb, and horrible movies and improve on them and make it better to watch.

@Ahalaya

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, that channel would probably be gone in no time flat... A beautiful tragedy.

@1983SpringBonnie

4 жыл бұрын

I’d be for it. I love improving plotpoints :p

@angelsartandgaming

4 жыл бұрын

I wanted to do something similar yet have an overly positive review on a bad movie and then at the end tell what I would do to improve it. It was gonna be called... Overly Positive Reviews. But I didn't have the resources for that. I had one planned for the Emoji Movie of all things. "Aww why don't you want to bring the wagon along. I bet he'd be a great friend to have who is chipper and full of spunk. I like you little Wagon. Don't let mean Mr. High-Five kick you around!"

I feel like this would fit in with the random animated poop in KZread nowadays 😂

Amazon has literally no quality control. My friend stocked some books in her shop which are literally just some guy's compilation of anime character pictures from Google. Like I know these characters and even showed her the originals. But she thinks that because it's from Amazon it must be legit or that he must have paid license fees.

"The Misty Green Sky" refers to the massive, eggy fart this whole film is.

@vglycorpse

4 жыл бұрын

"eggy" 💀💀💀

@andyye1515

4 жыл бұрын

The film look like they take 1 minute

@cornernumber6241

4 жыл бұрын

I-

WHY DOES HE HAVE HAIR ON THE BOTTOM OF HIS NECK WHAT IS THAT IS THAT A NECKBEARD IS IT CHEST HAIR THAT'S WAY TOO HIGH WHAT IS THAT

@egg8694

4 жыл бұрын

It's long chest hair.... ew

@fitnessoni7881

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. Not trying to make fun of the man but what is that

@umedyn8371

4 жыл бұрын

It's a Chestbeard

@fealubryne

4 жыл бұрын

I literally scrolled into the comments to see if other people noticed that too. There's got to be a way to... I don't know, tuck all that down into his shirt or something? I don't know, but oh man.

@eat0dirt495

4 жыл бұрын

For a sec I thought you were talking about saberspark

I actually genuinely like the concept of the virus and it being put on earth via a child that doesnt know better. Hopefully someone else can use the concept and create a better story with it

18:28 "But of the hundred girls and 30 boys that live on earth..." Closed Captioning: "But of the hundred girls and 30 *cows* that live on earth..."

"he didn't make his own assets." What was your first clue? The Cyberman? The outfit from Tron? Or how about the computer graphics from star trek?

@cuboidham

4 жыл бұрын

And I definitely saw a console with HAL 9000 on it in one of the shots

@herrscherofsweets9583

4 жыл бұрын

He is the movie version of yandere dev

@trifsith

4 жыл бұрын

There's also two Robby the Robots. 8:23

@Bridaduck

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you! Finally someone noticed! Theres also the robot from Lost in Space and the dingo character from Chronicles of Riddick, and scouter from DBZ.

@phoenixfritzinger9185

4 жыл бұрын

There’s a bald guy wearing either a Sephiroth costume or one of those Kingdom Hearts cloaks

I can't get over how Gwen's "spacesuit" is literally just Quorra's Tron suit from Tron Legacy. Identity Disc on the back, same hairstyle and everything. Am I the only one who noticed?

@SirMyaTheBee

4 жыл бұрын

Clearly he stole someone's asset and applied....Hell the entire movie is made from someone else.

@czebinatorm

4 жыл бұрын

You think that’s bad? The robot at 9:40 is just a Cyberman from Doctor Who with a slight paint job. They even kept the C symbol on their chest!

@suemccashland

4 жыл бұрын

you are not. i saw the circle on the back and was like, oof they stole that from tron

@chrisbaker8533

4 жыл бұрын

@@SirMyaTheBee no it's not, it's a set of clothing made by an artist on Renderosity. here's the link:www.renderosity.com/mod/bcs/slide3d-q-suit-for-v4/87186/

@chrisbaker8533

4 жыл бұрын

@@czebinatorm Just a freebie available on Sharecg.com been up there for a very, very long time.

Man IMVU really dropped in quality.

4:05 Ayee didn’t know Saber was a Elain the Bounty Hunter fan, I can never find people who know about it. Thanks for assuring me that I’m not the only person

Is nobody gonna talk about how the creator's body hair just sticks out of his shirt?

@gabrielboorom6196

4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't even know how to wear a shirt, much less tell a story...

@Babycake.

4 жыл бұрын

when saber said "he made it all by himself"... im thinking to myself "it shows lol".

@youvebeenpoisoned5018

4 жыл бұрын

Uhh maybe he’s smuggling a small dog

@cristobalaguilera6037

4 жыл бұрын

It was disgusting to look at,And that's the photo he selected for his portfolio.

@lisahoshowsky4251

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god, I read this right before his picture came up. Nope nope noppity nope.

Looks like Onision's onlyfans, to be honest.

@bossbabyfuyuhiko6657

4 жыл бұрын

I SAID THE SAME THING

@SoapCkat

4 жыл бұрын

Ajjah true

@vallisdaemonumofficial

4 жыл бұрын

If Onision could made ads like... *"YOU WON'T LAST 5 SECONDS!"* 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

@acidhydra101

4 жыл бұрын

his WHAT?

@jessiepegasus8886

4 жыл бұрын

but this movie is probably better

My wife and I had to watch it. We have Amazon Prime and we love MST3K so it was worth the watch. So... they stole IP from Forbidden Planet, the pianist was a knock off Cyberman from Dr Who, the military spaceship was a Gamelon cruiser from Space Cruiser Yamato, I believe the escape ship is from Star Citizen and the computer displays are TNG. Which makes the whole thing really quite comical. I honestly don’t think it’s that bad. It’s pretty bad but I really like bad stuff, and as the effort of one guy I think it’s not without a strange charm. I’d recommend it about as much as Tetsuo the Iron Man. Which is much better but just as mentally twisty.

I've never heard someone suffer so much through explaining anything, you've got my sub for this.

can't believe he actually sold something so trash. this looks like a high school project. not an amazon prime movie.

@CorynWarriorKitty

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen high school movie projects better than this!

@matheushenrique5963

4 жыл бұрын

The only requirement for Amazon Prime is to fill catalog numbers so they won't look empty compared to Disney and Netflix lol

I mean. There are some interesting ideas here: adults raised in a way that makes them eternal children, children whose entires live have been a science experiment, children raised entirely by robots, a society made up of only children and the way that society would develop as they grow up, and the effects of one of these children escaping and trying to make their way in a world so unlike their own. Not necessarily unique ideas, but definitely something you could work with.

@vaccuumhelmet521

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the creator had a pretty interesting and somewhat original idea. Too bad the execution was garbage.

@sourcandykisses5661

4 жыл бұрын

S

@customink1576

4 жыл бұрын

Is this how the tribes in Horizon Zero Dawn sorta started?

@chocobear4078

4 жыл бұрын

@Phillip Oh god

@UndersCatts27

Жыл бұрын

@@vaccuumhelmet521 and that it was just him exploiting his weird fantasy with women

I swear I think I saw parts of this movie on an adult material site a few months back. Like, no joke, the bits of the naked floating scene gave me super deja vu, they're so similar to what I think I remember seeing. I don't know for sure though, bc, like, all 3D adult material looks like this. I kinda wanna try to find it again, just to see if they are, in fact, taken from this "movie".

19:36 I love Skyrim but the voice acting is bad and the selection of voice actors sucks. Stephen Russell is Mercer Frey, Clavicus Vile, Barbas, Cynric Endell, Belethor, Mallus Maccius, Alain Dufont, Andurs, Boethiah Cultist, Braig, Captain Valmir, Dark Brotherhood Initiate, Endrast, Enthir, Erikur, Fallon, Jesper, Kodrir, Lemkil, Lucan Valerius, Madanach, Malthyr Elenil, Molgrom Twice-Killed, Nobleman, Orini Dral, Emperor Pelagius Septim III the Mad, Pelagius the Suspicious, Pelagius the Tormented, Sarthis Idren, self - Doubt, Sibbi Black-Briar, Sild the Warlock, Sorex Vinius, Stig Salt-Plank, Viarmo, and Arch-Curate Vyrthur! All those characters for ONE VA! And I love how he's Clavicus Vile and his dog Barbas lmfao. Imagine going from voice to voice having a conversation between a daedric prince and his dog. I mean atleast some of the voices were different. But good job bethesda for putting the stress of 1087 characters to only 70 voice actors.

Why do they look like Sex dolls made on Sims 3 custom creations?

@cameronbosch1213

4 жыл бұрын

The Sims 3 assets look better than this!

@matheusmoreira9951

4 жыл бұрын

Cause it was made in an animation software used for porn.

@barretxiii27

4 жыл бұрын

Because they essentially ARE, at least they are the 3d art equivalent. This was clearly made using a program like DAZ3D (probably that exact program), which is notorious for making art that slams face first into the uncanny valley. Only really talented and knowledgeable artists who understand facial expressions, posing, light and shadow, etc, can make good looking artwork with it, while most end up looking like this movie: Lazy, generic assets, flat layouts, no strong sense of light and shadow balance, horrifying facial expressions, sluggish weightless animations, etc.

@richardduska1558

4 жыл бұрын

@@barretxiii27 Interesting.

@Sgt-Wolf

4 жыл бұрын

@@matheusmoreira9951 God dammit! I was going to make that joke.

Amazon Prime: "We have the Expanse, Jack Ryan, and Good Omens." Everyone else: "But what about these random crappy films?" Amazon Prime: "What films?"

@abhisheknambiar8418

4 жыл бұрын

The Grand Tour: Am I a joke to you??

@joshuanishanthchristian5217

4 жыл бұрын

Also, outside the US, Avatar!

@_-Lx-_

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshuanishanthchristian5217 The phenomenal Western anime or the movie with blue people? Because I'm pretty sure the one worth caring about is already on Nf.

@Picsofdanii

4 жыл бұрын

LX BDK the cartoon

@joshuanishanthchristian5217

4 жыл бұрын

@@_-Lx-_ the western anime

This looks like it was animated in IMVU.

Anyone know the name of that dog movie? I’ve heard of it before but forgot the name

My friend, watching this with me: "I'm still sober, right? You didn't put anything in my drink before we started?"

@butterbungnaked1440

4 жыл бұрын

*HE HEEE*🕺🕺🕺

Me: "This probably isn't that bad" Saber: **Shows a clip** Me: O.O

@TheLumberjack1987

4 жыл бұрын

my reaction: ಠ~ಠ

@YourLocalAverageSquidMan

4 жыл бұрын

My reaction to the clip: O_O

@WobblesandBean

4 жыл бұрын

@Roeclean

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤯

@subcaratothemoon1982

4 жыл бұрын

My reaction: O___O

1:05 How dare you?! It's classic 🧐

Alright. Imma rewrite this so it might actually be an interesting plot. Here goes.... The year is 23XX. On a distant planet far from our own, one generation of rambunctious teens are alone and forgotten. They've made their own society, in a way, and all look up to the one adult still on the planet: God. He teaches them about what life should be like, and how they can make this planet better than ever before. He controls their schedules loosely, but in his lessons, he also repeats the most important rule of their society: Do not ask about the misty green sky. All of the teens were taught this when they were mere children, long ago.. One morning, as Gwen Meddlethinker has practiced her theorizing with the other Thinkers and Tinkers, something crosses her mind when gazing out of the window. Watching the Runners practice their box-hops and the Floaters practicing their sky yoga, she wistfully sighs, wishing she didn't have to be a Thinker. She swore she should've been a Runner... she'd always been bullied for this. Being too inquisitive and unsure of the world around her. It always got her in trouble before she learned to blend in with her peers. Hence the name "Meddlethinker"... In the afternoon, in the passing period between Teach Time and Mingle Time, Gwen asks God what she should do to amend these feelings of hers. After all, once your latter halfname is chosen, that's it. There's nothing you could do. And so, she asked, "How am I supposed to Think when all I can think about is being a Runner?" God responds with some poignant advice, and a sad tone that Gwen thinks she's never quite heard in the past. "Thinking is what allows one to solve many, if not all, secrets in this world, Gwen Meddlethinker. Even if one tried, one cannot outrun the truth." Gwen thought about this in silence for a long, drawn out minute. It felt as if she was in a bubble, frozen in time until she could pick the pieces together. She gave a sheepish glance, then turned slightly defiant. "If thinking can truly solve any problem, then why can't we think about the misty green sk-" "DO NOT QUESTION ME, CHILD." The pure anger in that response shocked Gwen into silence. They both stared in the cold silence before God turned his back on her, his voice cold and unwilling to budge. "Tutoring Time dismissed." "I didn't mea-" "Tutoring. Time. Dismissed." "...Yes, sir." And with that, Gwen went out to the Field, sitting alone on a bench to ruminate on what just happened. She had never before felt as alone as she did now... ((Feel free to tell me how I did :D

This movie makes DeviantArt animation look like Trigger. It makes Mars Needs Moms look finished. Saber even added new expressions, and I can't think of any better review to do it for.

@user-oq9pz6tt9x

4 жыл бұрын

Saber wouldn't want to look unexpressive next to Gwen, now would he?

The chest hair poking out of his shirt is unnerving me far more than it should

@kirleybie4865

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@cindyespindola4946

4 жыл бұрын

Same 😖

@natewilson111

4 жыл бұрын

Boomer chic .... 🤮

@ginogatash4030

4 жыл бұрын

me too, how do you even manage to make your chest hair poke out like that?

@ripleyandweeds1288

4 жыл бұрын

Oh honey that's a straight up neckbeard

Ok wait…what program was used to make this / where can I find the full video with the little wizard at 6:41 ? That looks amazing!

What was that video from 2:22 ? I like the art. Might go watch it :)

Ok this literally just looks like someone tried to write a movie out of random 2016 CGI porn

@regalpearl5718

4 жыл бұрын

Onision???

The way red hair girl's chest moves. She is going to pass out in no time.

@YeahitsMeSylvia

4 жыл бұрын

How the hell does her back not hurt Like having unnaturally large breasts like that can prolly cause spine and back problems

@MegaPompoen

4 жыл бұрын

It's like how a frog breathes, but more disturbing

@CandyHatsuneWolff

4 жыл бұрын

I like bewbs but this was gross somehow!

@gabrielboorom6196

4 жыл бұрын

As a straight male, that's the first time moving breasts terrified me...

@trevrah

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a lesbian and those boobs scared me

I just discovered your channel and many of your videos. I binged-watch quite a few of them and really enjoy your commentary and break-down of the films/videos......my favorite was the "Magellan and Encanto" one. I DO have a problem with them, though: you very rarely let us HEAR the audio from the videos/film! You're always saying, "The voice acting is terrible! The dialogue is awful", but you never let us HEAR IT! Haven't you ever heard of "Show, don't tell!"? I want to HEAR what you're talking about! LOL!! Thanks!!

That chest hair out his shirt collar is epic.

@HerrXabu

2 жыл бұрын

It creeps the living Shit out of me!! Why did he choose such a horrible photo?! Why....??

“You won’t last 1 second playing this game! Make sure your wife isn’t home 😉” do you mean those kind of sites?

@Zak-tk8wv

3 жыл бұрын

yep.

@harm0nn

3 жыл бұрын

There’s a file organizer I use that has such disgusting ads. I honestly just try to look away.

@sillyfella2009

3 жыл бұрын

@@harm0nn explain them. Digusting like gore and that or disgusting like sexualized?

@harm0nn

3 жыл бұрын

tf2 pyro super sexualized such as; “You can do ANYTHING you want in this game.” Or “Game for Single men, SUPER REALISTIC.” And pictures of these women half naked.

@Weebish_Dragon

3 жыл бұрын

@@harm0nn I love when they call the games "super realistic" but the girls have 50 E sized tiddies.

As a positive note, this has inspired me to make more animation. If anything, at least I make my own models.

@juliusweiss5447

3 жыл бұрын

Hope you’re proud of yourself; That’s more than 99.99% of the rest of us can do.

@TheLexoDex

3 жыл бұрын

Julius Weiss untrue

@nicoleflores2054

3 жыл бұрын

Go for it

5:07 Oh so my initial reaction of "This looks like a CGI movie asset flip" was actually pretty spot on.

The clothes are legit just... painted over the model lol. Also wtf are those screens in 13:47 ???