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3 weeks before march i asked my mather for a 3rd cat and so behold my cat was apparently pregnant and gave birth to a single kitten she now lays on said kitten and they both run and do the same things she is adorable

@koopatroopa7968

Ай бұрын

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

Not one of my craziest, have more in a darker vein but this is my favourite good vibe one. When my 19 yo cat passed I wasn’t ready for a new pet but said that the universe would provide me with one when I was ready. One day many months later it was just before my birthday when I suddenly said out loud “A budgie, I want a budgie”. Went outside to hang laundry and on my return found a distressed blue budgie trying to chew on grass near my back door. I swear that budgie is the reincarnation of my cat, it’s personality is very similar.

I’m a Pokémon fan, first off. I was playing Pokémon White 2 and was in an area where the random encounter results in double battles. I was thinking “With this area, there would probably be higher chances of finding shiny Pokémon.” Low and behold, I encountered two Piloswine, one of them being shiny.✨ I wasn’t even shiny hunting nor had the necessary item (shiny charm) for this to happen. Just my weird shiny encounter luck.

@tylerbartlett28

Ай бұрын

Nice one

@perrobravoperocastrado2286

Ай бұрын

Seems like an epic event! However, I do feel that your seemingly awesome story is sort of wasted on us non Poke-Nerds…

@Genni4862

Ай бұрын

​@@perrobravoperocastrado2286​it's okay, I'm here! Pokénerd here! It is super awesome!

If anyone plays Interminable Rooms you would understand So there is a very low chance for an X variant to appear with those being: X-10, X-35, and X-60 The only one I haven't seen was X-60 until a few months ago I was had the game open while I was reading about X-60 on the IR wiki And guess what I heard... I still have a recording of it

@BenAnimationsOfficial

Ай бұрын

Also I once dreamed that I had to shut off an alarm with a code The smoke alarm had turned on by itself irl *It was at 3AM* *I didn't even wake up either*

@nixonfleurimond2600

Ай бұрын

Well that’s conserning.

@whirl6062

22 күн бұрын

@@BenAnimationsOfficial rooms is completely dead in the ground. brotha.

I was teaching our kids how to play Clue (Cluedo for those of you across the pond). I dealt out a practice set of cards, then explained how accusations and clues worked, etc. And on this sample round, I correctly called the solution. So I had to explain to them not to expect this, "and now let's play for real." The odds against this aren't enormous, but it's not a good way to teach the game.

I like writing stories for just myself. I wrote about an earthquake hitting my area cause I needed some kind of drama and a week later, a magnitude 5.7 quake hit. Thankfully only injuries were reported.

"Called it!" -Mr. Popo

When we went to see deadpool. We were talking about what we expected to see in the end credits. I said "it's deadpool, it's going to be a troll like the end of ferris bueller. Hell he'll probably just remake that exact ending."

there was one time when i was playing a game, i was spinning for something then i was thinking "wouldn't it be cool if i got a mythical item" then right after i thought of that i instantly got a mythical item

I told him not to drink and drive because the cops are about. He did it anyway, got pulled over for the 5th time, $5,000 fine, loss of DL for 3 years and his car got curshed. All the group told him not to do it.

So, uh, I had one in the game Hades, but since it involves the ending, I advise that you don't read unless you're either okay with a spoiler or have experienced the ending yourself. So, I was just doing my run, and managed to really get something going with the Zeus shield aspect, making a damn good build as I went to the surface for the 10th time in my save file. I jokingly said "Wouldn't it be funny if Hades blueballed me by just letting me go see Persephone without a fight?" and then... Hades blueballed me by just letting me go see Persephone without a fight. I ended up striking him just to see if it was a trick, but nope! He was just letting me go. It took me about 30 more runs to get a build as good as that one...

When the story about when the guy thought of an episode and then it'd be on, I was thinking about how me and my mother do this all the time with Two and a Half Men lmao we quote it to each other daily, even to the point that I have her saved in my phone as Squab (P.S. amazing show, personally don't really care for Walden but the show is pretty great

Me and my cousin were sitting on a hamoc together talking to my siblings and other cousins. The wood holding the hamoc make ticking noises, so I started to say “I think it’s gonna-“ and it snapped.

I accidentally predicted when a Minecraft update would release based entirely off of an Apple keynote

Not saying it but thinking it. More often than not so it can't be just a coincidence, but sometimes I think of a random scene in an episode of a series I watch or a scene from a movie. Then, within the next day or two, that episode or movie comes on. I don't look up TV guides, yet it just happens

So, i was thinking the smoke alarm test will happen now in my hotel and guess what? half a second later the drill occured like what?

I've had the repeated shooting star in the same place happen to me, too. Glitch in the Matrix?

13:01 if you’re old enough, did you manage to do that for Bon Scott? (first AC/DC lead singer.)

There was this one week when I had the nonsensical phrase "walrus-based food products" stuck in my head, then my mom suddenly gave me a chocolate walrus (like an easter bunny thing but a walrus for some reason) she just happened to find in the store. I don't like walruses and have three siblings so I don't know why I was singled out. I don't think I even ate the thing, not a big fan of fun shaped chocolate since a lot of them are worse quality chocolate than a normal chocolate bar so it just sat in the food closet for a bit until it vanished. By the way it was a "Palmer North Pole Pals" chocolate walrus if you want to look it up to make sure it's a real thing, searching "chocolate walrus" by itself will give you links about a lingerie shop and a weird urban dictionary thing.

Found out at soccer practice we would be playin first place team that coming Saturday. Went home and jokingly told mom I would be sick on Saturday as I didn’t want to play that team. Saturday came and I felt sick as a dog. Mom took me to the game and she told coach what I had said on Wednesday and I had to play. Made two major mistakes so ran two laps around the pitch after game. Had emergency appendectomy that evening. Mom and coach both felt bad.

Was riding my bike down a gravel road. I thought about how I would need to be careful braking on that gravel. Few minutes later the gravel road meets an actual road, I see a car coming an know I need to slow down to turn into said road after the car has passed. I brake, the bike starts to slide and I fall. Yep, I called it. Thought about it just minutes earlier and there I am. A grown woman of 20 years that just slipped her bicycle on gravel like it's the first time I rode a bike on gravel... Scuffed elbow and knee, dented my water bottle and had a hole in my sports pants... And was frustrated that the other cyclist that went the other direction didn't even look, they must have heard me fall. Admittedly I was back on my feet immediately but it still irks me, that they didn't even look over their shoulders or asked if I was OK...

inumaki

Not a hater. I couldn't stand that show neither.