Looking at the screen for 7 hours just to find out you worked for 3 $/hr is also a whole mood.

@tristand.3164

3 жыл бұрын

Funny cause when I crunch the numbers I'm more often at -3$/hr than anything else

@golazo

Жыл бұрын

people make money playing this game?

@fedea82

Жыл бұрын

Wait you can win $ at this? 🤩

@clayvision

Жыл бұрын

man, i remember back when i was grinding the microstakes, i remember playing 12 hour sessions of 8 tables to make like 50 bucks...i was working a basically part time minimum wage job at the time and was making more at my minimum wage job than at poker lolol

@qwmx

11 ай бұрын

Poker is a game where you self-exploit, but at least your dignity remains intact.

It’s scary how accurate this is

Lol.. I’ll update my mom with my long term winnings, and she will still randomly ask “so have you started losing yet?”

@arvia1984

3 жыл бұрын

My mom will still be like "oh you're still playing poker" as if it's just a phase I've been in for 17 years.

The last skit should have been multiple folds, with the stack dwindling down.

@clayvision

2 жыл бұрын

and then you raise and take it down preflop lol

Wife/Girlfriend: "So how did you do?"..... You: "Pretty much broke even." (TRUTH: Lost 3 Buy-ins)

@mattjwatson5089

3 жыл бұрын

They don't know the rules. Never ask "how'd you do last knight" or say "good luck" when you leave.

@RandomAmerican23

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I feel attacked

@iamawuss

3 жыл бұрын

Me: "Lost 3 Buy-ins. The game was really good. Had a whale to my right who I think is a regular."

@failingatlife9812

3 жыл бұрын

Relatable AF 😂 then when you win big you always downplay it "oh I won a little bit"

@connman8d617

3 жыл бұрын

@@failingatlife9812 because wives don't understand bankroll management. I mean...we don't either but they also don't.

The American flag flying after slow rolling the stone nuts is gold 🪙😂

My mom when I first started: "But how much did you lose?" My mom now: "It's ok, losing happens, you'll win it back." She's come a long way.

"It all began when i started making memes" right here, proving memes are a gateway vice.

I love this content man literally looked up poker and saw at least 30 channels all doing the same boring poker vlogs glad to see some original content

In challenging times, you're getting creative on the different avenues you're trying in an effort to make content. I love it.

By FAR the beat poker content creator that has ever existed. Dude should do standup!

Lmao this is gold -- From one degen Greg to another, keep up the great work dude! 🔥🔥🔥

If I ever lay down a royal flush, I’ll donate my winnings to you

@mrbejam

Жыл бұрын

If you lay down a royal flush, you’ve just folded the nuts… you won nothing. However I assume you’re saying lay down as in put the cards down on the table. But usually a lay down is a fold.

Another one. These are hilarious and accurate. Keep it up

Dude your humor and skits are spot on and so funny! This is Cristian from Haslet House Poker. Keep up the good work!

The one-chip call at 0:38 is a great detail.

Thought you was going to flip the table in the last clip. Lol through this video. Your very talented. 😎👍🙏

YO THE MOM GA MEETING HAD ME DEAD 🤣💀

This is 100% accurate.

I'd love to see you do "How Canadians play poker". And you could throw in some other national stereotypes too.

What if I’m not Canadian but my internet browser says I am?

0:14 when I first saw Greg's face, I assumed it was the "what did I have again?" face, which is surprisingly funny from context.

WAAAAAY too accurate lol. Great vid man!!!

What chip set do you have? They stack nice

Another good one Greg, on point bro.

After my girlfriend and I got our vaccine have played some live poker for the first time in a while this week and experienced every single one of these haha. Spot on

God damnit! This is amazing. Someone give this man his own TV show 👏👏👏

More please, I just love it

I was expecting the mom one to be identical to the girlfriend one, that woulid've been hilarious tbh

Not just folding.....but folding while contemplating your life decisions a lot

WooHoo, I've been trying to play with Greg for a while and now I can!

Holy fuck the royal flush scene killed me 😂😂

Wife: How did you do tonight? Me: I don’t want to talk about it.

Awesome and funny content!

I am a Japanese poker player and poker youTuber. I have subscribed to your channel❣

@GregGoesAllIn

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you ❤️

This is dope. I have to sub👊🏿

Fire video yet again

What you actually do part was spot on😂

this hits perfectly

Dang, you missed a God of Gamblers all camera angle montage opportunity of the winning hand with the epic music for the first one. That would’ve been awesome.

was that "straight flush" voice a sound clip from casino royale?

As expected, excellent. I'm 4 hours from Canada, does that count?

I feel the 1st one is how movies portray poker.

The gf and the mom one is spot on 💯🤣😭😭😭

awesome video 😂

Another classic. Love the American flag flying in the background.

SICK!!!!! Cant wait to play with u buddie. When we can travel again, come to BC. We got massive WHALES here

@lucasblakely6267

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I live in BC!

@blin1776

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucasblakely6267 hahaha u know what I m talking about ... Praq on weekend and Villa in Burnaby is just full of whales.

The last one is painfully true.

This was spot on

LMAO great job Greg! Oh it is so annoying to be patient and fold over and over and over!

Just joined the discord!

i just wanted to say i liked this video before watching it, keep it up~~!

absolute gold.

I loved this way too much lmao

Hi Greg what poker chip are those that you used in the video look pretty nice

@GregGoesAllIn

3 жыл бұрын

straight poker supplies - cash club chips, inlay is custom made for that one specific store. If you want to do more research on them, they're produced by claysmith. Hope that helps sam!

@samcai6874

3 жыл бұрын

@@GregGoesAllIn love it thx

amazing as usual haha

Nailed it.

Damn didn't know rampage made another channel is this like the 5th one now?

Nailed this, great vid lmao

Do I have to be Canadian to join :/

Extremly accurate lol

0:58 Hi Greg.

Why is this so fucking real😂😂😂

Legend, mate.

Hey, i am actually from Germany. but i just made it to one of my life goals to play with you :-)

Where did you get all of that counterfeit money? Christopher Mitchell?

u nailed it lol

Buying PokerTracker4 gave me a humility lesson about how poker is still not profitable for me haha! I’m almost even now and plan to go back in deep red soon👍

need new discord link please

Good morning Greg

Play loose play 72 should be on a Tshirt one day

How much was the buyin? Ummm... $100 x 3

Tight is right

" So you win 1st place in every single game you play ? " " So you win like what ? , $10,000 a day ? "

0:43 Who?

Not our one and only true god daniel negreanu TT

The parents hits a little too close to home

me on a 6 buyin losing streak, "am I the fish?"

What you actually do "Phold" So true ))

What a great advice . Stay loose play 72. Thats what tv thinks you do as a poker player. Bluffing left and right

That makes me think of last night's game hahaha

Spent a while thinking of a witty comment and instead came up with "How the heck do more people not follow this guy, he's routinely awesome". So I suck, you very much don't. Also follow this guy and give him upthumbs, he's great!

You fold 3, 7 off suit then flop gives you trip 3,s

Royal flush happens me everytime ez win gg

It's funny because it's all true, every word of it..

Happens everyday

so funny bro ajajaj thnx

Only Canadians?? I live in NEW YORK USA... I would enjoy playing with u bro. Let me know if I van hop on the tables with u.. u accept zelle or cash app??? Holla back

Nobody ever says "Let's go to the casino and see how many hands we can fold."

@brickowski1370

3 жыл бұрын

Tommy angelo would beg to differ

Lol great video

Hey @Greg thought you might appreciate a little poker humor: I’ve been sitting on the toilet constipated, playing poker, and every like 10 hands getting sucked out on by flushes Also Americans allowed to join the discord server you referenced for the meet up games?

amazing

So are you just mocking us all ? 😂😂😂

Accurate

So true

I knew what the girlfriend was going to be before it happened lol

lmao. great stuff

U r epic man

for the mom you should have pretended to smoke and have like 5 bottles of alcohol

the american flag... hahahaahaha