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Beginning of the Covid pandemic, before things were shutting down. Guy at my table has asthma, we all know it. He starts coughing alot and no-one says anything. Asian man at the table, a few minutes later says, "If I did that, you all run away screaming"

@GregGoesAllIn

2 жыл бұрын

sigh I remember that feeling too 😩

@yamibakura21

2 жыл бұрын

I know I shouldn’t be laughing at this but damn 😆

@wesleykim1758

2 жыл бұрын

My man spitting mad truth though. Not gonna lie was amazing to get a 10ft wide bubble of personal space at all times when COVID didnt have a vaccine yet.... still kinda messed up

@since1876

Жыл бұрын

@In Plain Sight I still hate coughing in public because I think people will assume I've got the bubonic plague lol

@abcdefg54321x

Жыл бұрын

Only if he eats 🦇🍜

One of the funnier interactions I saw at a table. Two guys get to showdown. One guy says “I’ve got Jack high.” Other goes, “I’ve got Jack…shit, you’re good.”

@johnconnor2053

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@charlesmartiniii1405

Жыл бұрын

I'm using that

@dashyz3293

8 ай бұрын

showdown with jack high is wild

@CrimzinEclipse2010

8 ай бұрын

@@dashyz3293 And it was a 4bet pot. Everybody else was looking at each other like “wtf just happened?!”

Stupidest/weirdest/fucked up thing I have heard: *flop comes three kings* Older gentleman: "KKK? Thats my kind of flop!"

@danielrutkowski6636

2 жыл бұрын

jesus

@GregGoesAllIn

2 жыл бұрын

jesus

@PiikachUwU_OSRS

2 жыл бұрын

Laughed out loud though Edit: more of a single shock laugh than a belly laugh

@lanky2592

2 жыл бұрын

Good one, made me laugh

@lottoking7777

2 жыл бұрын

More fucked up would be if the guy who said this was black

The shot at phil bullying slime lmao.

@sniperd

2 жыл бұрын

I've got to say, Phil was way out of line. As a pro he should know better, let him take the bet back and just run it out. Something, anything, than what he did.

@sniperd

2 жыл бұрын

@Frodo Baggins "Sam Grizzle his ass" love the reference!!! :)

Fucked up but funny, dude in a tourney told a balding dealer this, "if you let me we win this thing I'll buy you three months of rogaine." Fucked up part is he won and didn't pay up.

@theejayzeeable

11 ай бұрын

Im bald. I wouldve said, What makes u think I want hair?

I watched a guy in a wheel chair get stacked twice and say “I’m gonna need someone’s help to hang myself out back” hahaha fucked up but funny!

@patrickplayspokerbadly6230

11 ай бұрын

"Dude, no way I am helping a crip hang himself! Don't need that bad karma! However, if you do this, can I have your wheelchair? I can get at least $100 for it and get back in the game! i will even promise not to say things like" : hey, how they hanging? It's a miracle! He rose out of his wheelchair! Guess you won't be needing that handicapped parking pass anymore, okay if I.....? No! No! Don't do it!! Dude they just announced a cure for what got you and you can walk again in a week! Oh wait, too late, huh? Ah well, when you run bad you run REALLY bad...and whoever thought you would "run" at anything?

@patrickplayspokerbadly6230

11 ай бұрын

^^^^ f***ked up things said in the comment section ^^^^^

@patrickplayspokerbadly6230

11 ай бұрын

Put a piece of paper in one hand and a pen in the other "Look folks, he is drawing dead!" grab paper and pen back "Just messin with ya, okay, let's play a game. You know how to play Hangman?" Tape two aces and two 8s to his fingers "Check it out, the Dead Man's Hand in a dead man's hand!" Sit underneath him and grab 2 cards then shout "Floorman! He is trying to look at my hand! I hate cheaters, let's hang em high! Oh wait...."

@patrickplayspokerbadly6230

11 ай бұрын

"I know things look bad now but, just hang in there!"

@theejayzeeable

11 ай бұрын

@@patrickplayspokerbadly6230 U wont think it's hilarious when ur in a wheelchair in the future. Karma.

After 6 seat spilled his beer on the table: "Floor to table 20! Hey, can we get a sippy cup for Jimmy here?"

At a 1/2 table, guy has 2 black chips but they're behind the others - dealer calls him out, big chips have to be out front or on top - other uninvolved guy says he's hiding those blacks like the underground railroad.

@theejayzeeable

11 ай бұрын

Yeah he's "not" racist. smh.

$1200 all-in with a 2 outer on the river and I hit quad 8’s. The guy who was in the Marine Corp called me “un American.” And told me that I was rude because I didn’t thank him for his service to our country.

@drdrayfromla99

2 жыл бұрын

Vet here. If a vet is asking for praise, you weren’t serving your country. You were serving yourself.

@ZinkBomb

2 жыл бұрын

hopefully you thanked him for his chips 😉

@patrickplayspokerbadly6230

11 ай бұрын

"Sir, you may be in The Corps, but you are obviously no Marine!"

@theejayzeeable

11 ай бұрын

Vet here. I wouldve told him that he shouldnt be serving for the thanks he expects, so he should be embarassed about asking for thanks. Personally, I dont like getting thanked because I believe WAR vets are the ones to be thanked. They're the one who put their lives on the line.

I was at a game with a drunk guy and his girlfriend who was 18 he was maybe 20-21 and at the table in front of everyone he said “after we get home you should put on a uniform for me and pretend you’re 14” idk if it was an inside joke or something but the whole table was laughing? He legit said he wished she was 14 and spoke of the things he would do to her, I stacked him for around $800 though

@GregGoesAllIn

2 жыл бұрын

gotta stack the pedos doing gods work

@antisan

2 жыл бұрын

@@GregGoesAllIn i’ve heard tons of 18 is good but younger is even better type shit from middle aged white men at the poker tables

@bradleylauterbach2415

2 жыл бұрын

what in West Virginia....

@mattymcsplatty5440

2 жыл бұрын

oh thats downright nasty

@djm2196

Жыл бұрын

Most pedos are in California makes sense

This has to be the most F'ed up thing that I ever heard at a poker table. I never told anyone this, but about 8 or 9 months ago I was at the Taj and it was late and Johnny Chan walked in. Everyone put an eye on him because he's Johnny Chan. He sat at my $300-600 table a couple seats to my left. Soon thereafter there wasn't even a crap game going because all the high rollers were watching him. Some guys at the table were just giving their money to him so they could say that they played with a world champion. A little while later this young hot shot sits down with $6k. Keep in mind you normally need $50-60k for this game. So the young guy mostly folds for an hour and then Chan puts in a raise. So when the young guy re-raises I figured that he had a wired pair of Aces or Kings. So Chan tries to bully him and comes over the top and plays back at him. The young guy doesn't wait 2 seconds and FIVE bets him. Chan then looks at his cheques, then looks at his cards and then looks back at the young guy and he mucked it. The young guy took it down. So Chan says to the guy, "Did you have it"? And the young guy as cold as ice says to him, "I'm sorry John, I don't remember." He then went South with his chips and went to the cashier. That son of a bitch made a move on Chan and he won. The whole time all I could think was how disrespectful it was that the guy called him John instead of Johnny. That's a true story!

@GregGoesAllIn

2 жыл бұрын

lmaoooo

@qwertz12345654321

2 жыл бұрын

How is he allowed to buy in for 10 BBs? And how can he 5 bet with that stack size???

@Studgunners

2 жыл бұрын

@@qwertz12345654321 I know right? I found out later that he had rags and that he just wanted to outplay him that one hand and that one time.

@Studgunners

2 жыл бұрын

@alex cane Because he pure and simply just outplayed him that one hand.

@edwinlam4679

2 жыл бұрын

Isn’t this just part of the plot of Rounders

During the George Floyd protests, I was playing on the WSOP app. I’m a black guy and my profile picture is a pic of me. As soon as I joined a virtual table, some guy goes “Davion, shouldn’t you be out looting?”

@GregGoesAllIn

2 жыл бұрын

oof.

@jimlee420

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@loveswedishgrills9840

Жыл бұрын

Riots, not "protests". Hope you had a good comeback like "I'm about to loot you on here instead" or something?

@kinnialex

Жыл бұрын

@@loveswedishgrills9840 I ignored it, I didn’t want to give him any energy.

@loveswedishgrills9840

Жыл бұрын

@@kinnialex Actually probably the smartest thing to do, sometimes it not even worth wasting energy on banter tbh

A guy sat down at my table once and his introduction was simply “I love weed, I love cocaine and I love crystal meth”

@Snowball_Earth

4 күн бұрын

You forgot "I love playing 72"

Love that Helmuth call out. Frggn hilarious

"in richer than all of you here combined" -biggest nit with $57 in front in a 1-2 game....

@Studgunners

2 жыл бұрын

That might have been me. :)

@drdrayfromla99

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve heard that so many times from the biggest nits who are playing with the shortest stack sizes and never top off.

@kennyyuen1600

2 жыл бұрын

@@drdrayfromla99 right? They won't shut up about it either

@drdrayfromla99

2 жыл бұрын

@@kennyyuen1600 yeah that too. I’m a big advocate of never tapping the glass so I usually keep my mouth shut but against those player types, I antagonize them to try to get them out of the table or stack them, whichever comes first. They’re bad for the game and taking up a seat.

@kennyyuen1600

2 жыл бұрын

@@drdrayfromla99 100%! I mean, if you're rich and loose, then whatever. But if you're nit af, don't talk to me like you don't care about money haha

the other day some guy asked an old dude why he just limps every hand to which he replied 'well i'm not much of a raiser'

my biggest beef with poker is any time those pieces of crap actually run well and I have to see them leave with more than they came with. totally sucks.

I once hit a double gutter and cracked someone’s set…standard rant about me being a donkey to which I responded with “it’s ok, it’s only money” Villain who had just shipped all his chips to me said “I hope you get cancer” and left the table

@thetourminator

Жыл бұрын

Damn, the 'i hope you get cancer' thing was unnecessarily ice cold.

@theejayzeeable

11 ай бұрын

I wouldve replied, If u cant take the heat, get out of the kitchen, Ma'am!

Ninja laughing at phil has to be the best modern poker clip.

"But the ones I do hate tend to be the most profitable, so *gestures* " This! Smile, nod, and jot down the quotes for future video gold.

Poker brings out the worst in some people. Opened my eyes about several people I legit considered my friends.

I stacked a guy at the end of the night and he then got so pissed off he blamed me for taking his kids lunch money..

Just put out 5 thousand for me tossing my cards in a folding motion - Phil

About 13 years ago I sat down at 2-4 limit table. The dealer asked for my ID and I showed her a Mexican ID since I wasn’t a legal resident yet. Anyways she calls the floor man to confirm that it’s a valid ID and he approves. After he leaves she says “it’s my job to have you deported” I was in shock and didn’t respond, but everyone on the table defended me. One guy said “well you’re Chinese, maybe we should deport you back to china” she responded with a heavy accent “I am American” and the dude said “not with that accent”

@theejayzeeable

11 ай бұрын

Nice. Which casino was this? They're not supposed to ask for ur ID unless u look under-age or if ur tryng to get a casino players card. And after she told u that, I would have told the floorman what she said.

@ladiesman987456321

11 ай бұрын

@@theejayzeeable morongo casino

Go vote for Biden? Aren't you all Canadian?

@GregGoesAllIn

2 жыл бұрын

YES.

@Seriously_Eh

2 жыл бұрын

@@GregGoesAllIn Go vote for Turdeau? kzread.info/dash/bejne/pa6BmK1wfKXYY9I.html Russell Brand was redpilled. Viva Frei is a heroic Canadian voice. It could happen to this yungun'... kzread.info/dash/bejne/nIZ3r7mvaKnFnbQ.html

@snex000

2 жыл бұрын

You think he got 81 million votes from only Americans do ya? Guy can't even finish a sentence.

Stellar video, Greg. This aspect of live poker definitely isn't talked about enough. Keep crushing it dude!

@VegasPokerNomad

2 жыл бұрын

Almost my entire channel is stories from the table.

Thank you for calling out Hellmuth! Because people are really trying to pretend like that wasn’t an angle and it absolutely tf was

The “all in China man” had me rolling 😂😂😂

I feel like this whole video is just Greg being salty at being angled yesterday

@GregGoesAllIn

2 жыл бұрын

yes

Playing a home game with a guy and his father in law. Guy tells him straight to his face “your daughter tosses my salad”

@theejayzeeable

11 ай бұрын

That is super immature and out of line to tell a father in law.

The shot at Phil was gold! 😂😂😂

I've played a few thousand hours of cash games both private and in a casino setting and I know for the sure you've a lot worse than these quotes. "Old enough to bleed old enough to breed" "grass on the wicket let's play cricket" "15 is basically 18" "who wouldn't bang a 16 year old, 21 year olds are like buying a used car" "but woman mature faster than men" "I only last 30 seconds she won't even remember it when she's older" These are just a few select lines I've witnessed in relation to the kiddy stuff

Sounds like a new catch phrase there - "It's ok to be a donkey, but don't be an ass".

The worst one I have ever heard was at RW in Vegas. Man probably around 70 told the table to come to either Vietnam or Laos if they would like to find a wife, stating that he could find them a girl as young as 11 if they wished to marry or sleep with. Was explaining how he had plenty of ways to locate underage women to marry. It was the most fucked up thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

Appreciate you calling out the awful dudes in the poker community. This is not political. You get to talk about your experiences

So, is this your first demonetized video?

That 17 joke reminded me of a particularly messed up joke I overheard at the gym. Something along the lines of if there is grass on the field than Im ready to play...

This needs to be a new series of vids you make

@johncarter8539

2 жыл бұрын

YES!!!!

@smileydeassman5573

2 жыл бұрын

That is an awesome idea. The series could have themed episodes like a dark humor episode, a stereo type comments episode, messed up speech play episode, and the messed up things celebrity poker player's say/ do at the episodes.

@VegasPokerNomad

2 жыл бұрын

@@smileydeassman5573 My channel has dealer mistakes, math fails, nicknames, etc.

That seems to be the hardest part about playing poker to me. I can only sit there for ten minutes before I'm just annoyed to the max and feel like I'm ready to jump out of my skin.

You can do a whole series of how people talk to the women dealers

YES! This needs to be a series!

@GregGoesAllIn

2 жыл бұрын

going to Vegas this summer so won’t be short for content

The house manager for a "private" game once told my opponent that called my all-in shove, "Why would you call a man that literally said he's leaving? By the way, I'm rooting for you now". Why? Because we were 6 handed, I said I'm ready to call it a night, and the 80yo man next to me said he's leaving if we get to 5 handed. I told him these guys don't want the game to break this early, I don't wanna be a d**k, I'll stay. Then I flop a set 3 hands later and the guy sucks out on the river after the hs mgr said that. Frankly, it's really hard to get motivated to want to go back. Been twice, got crushed, so decided to avoid the vibe.

just making sure nothing ive ever said was up here lol

🤣 dude your videos are great!

I usually tolerate a lot at a poker table, but what really bothers me is when adults get angry because they lose a hand that has a high win percentage. Why are they sitting at the table if they are angry???

This seems super tame relative to my experiences at the felt

“Clip that!”

i played a hand against an opponent where he thought i bluffed him. i didnt, had a full house whereas he probably had a flush from how the board played out. i win the pot since he folded and looks at me and says "you lucky zipperhead" didnt know at the time what that meant until i urban dictionary the phrase

Hands down you are the funniest poker you tube channel out there!

Context first. I was chasing a straight flush draw against an older dude. I had AK spades. QJ spades hits on flop. I call in late position. Turn is brick. I call 2/3 pot bet to force me all in for the river, going heads up. River comes A of hearts. I make top pair before exposing my hand. The gentleman: "Well I missed." I turn over my hand, AK top pair. The gentleman continues now. "The hourly high hand" *shows three queens* If he had made quads he would've gotten about 7500 dollars as part as an event, getting the best hand every hour. But he took my stack out and ripped my heart out too with the word play.

This is why I look at the dealer and ask "is that a call?" before I show...

Lmao the helmuth angle 🤣

" YOU SAY MY MOTHA?! "

anything tony g ever said lol

Drunk dude sitting at the table and hitting on the dealer hard. He didn't post his blind. She said, "You're big" and points at the spot where he is supposed to post. He says, "What am I? Say it again!" Me: "Ask her next hand.."

I got 3 way teamed, and after they took 1500 they said his drunk girlfriend didn't like me and sent them after me. There was an investigation and everything and at the end of the day all I got was an apology and lost 1500. Btw that was the lodge back in early days. Sucked.

Pub poker players in Australia have some incredibly out of pocket shit to say

Guy at my table was bragging about his side hustle selling fentanyl.

Every home game I played in the red suburban bubble I grew up in were the easiest and most profitable games I’ve ever played. They’re such awful players. But with that I had to hear similar fucked up things at the table.

if I lose this pot I will be sleeping in my car tonight...

They really do need to crack down on that type of talk

Someone really said, "caaaaaaaaack sucker!! Haha I fold?!" Wow. Did the floor step in? Wow.

@GregGoesAllIn

2 жыл бұрын

I was so shocked I just mucked after he said I fold. I should have called floor. 🤦🏻‍♂️

@CoachBaileyCooper

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes it's better to let the douche just be known to the table as the Villain. Tends to spice the action. At least in Texas it takes a lot to get the floor lol.

yo Greg bro im def gonna buy one of your card protectors. after seeing them, it makes me wanna get protectors from all the YT poker vloggers i watch. i know Rampage has one, but idk if anyone else does? Wolfgang? Next Gen? anyways ima buy all i find from each of y'all to show my support to the vloggers. you guys make it easier to stay feeling fresh about poker since i can't play live too often. keep up the original videos, we love 'em my man!

great video GregI think i need to keep tabs on the mad shit people say at the table!

@VegasPokerNomad

2 жыл бұрын

My channel has comebacks, nicknames, dealer mistakes, etc.

One more - don't worry, that wall of whites you're building over there will definitely keep the colored chips from getting in your stack.

This kid is gunna make it in this world! Not by playing poker, but making it is making it, right?

I like this concept. You should go to the slimiest poker rooms and play just for this style content. Lol

@straa8up

2 жыл бұрын

But don’t really

@VegasPokerNomad

2 жыл бұрын

I prefer the dirtier rooms. My channel has stories from the table. Stories, comebacks, dealer mistakes, floor mistakes, etc.

Something. I heard couple weeks ago “ Alex Jones only tells the truth” Lmaoooooooo

A guy in a wheelchair loses a moderately sized pot. My friend: "Hey, at least it didn't cripple you!" 😮

Guy at the table was bragging about his fentanyl sales

Old enough to pee 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i screamed lmao

one time this guy who was first to act made a bet and said “if you call your gay”

‘You’re white, you would have no idea’ And they were serious

Love the dig on the recent Phil Hellmuth incident. Watching total amateur Alex Botez beat him was glorious.

I love your content 😊

@GregGoesAllIn

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks daddy carrel

@itskmillz

2 жыл бұрын

We need more empathy for groomers

This summer I played in as many home games as I could to grind up a roll before last year of college. Needless to say, the funniest (yet most fucked up) thing I saw at the table was some dude legit watching cock fighting. Like, legit chickens fighting. Best of all, he was BETTING on it. Still have the photo of him smiling at his phone. Priceless.

"You're the table bully because you raise preflop." "Go learn about poker." Same person. lol

@drdrayfromla99

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, I got called that a couple times at a table where everyone was just limping and no one was 3betting. Their version of a 3 bet after I raise preflop was an overjam which I immediately folded because it’s always AA or KK for them in that situation.

@jamespatterson7634

2 жыл бұрын

@@drdrayfromla99 I got another good one today. "Why raise and then fold?!" lolll.

I'm actually in process of writing a skit about the players I've played with over the years, it will be more complete than the last one I sent you, sorry my heart wasn't fully into the last one

Heard this once: "I know people, I can have you killed" 💀

The amount of times I've heard the following conversation at the table: OMC: So what country are you from btw? Me: I'm American. OMC: No. But where are you from FROM? Me: I was born in California. OMC: No. But where were you parents born. Me: ....California. OMC: Nooooo. Your grandparents? Me: ..... *internally as a 4th gen Asian American*

@itskmillz

2 жыл бұрын

Being offended is a choice

@mikeh7917

2 жыл бұрын

But where are you REALLY from? 😉

@joec6108

2 жыл бұрын

- a European American

But I've been subbed to you all along, son. AND I'm very proud of you 😄

Bro this is accurate as fuck! Always when there are Asian people at my table they get called "China, Chin Chan, Jackie Chan and/or Nihao" by Moroccans and black people The Asian people always laugh, stay quiet and proceed to take all their money 😂

I've heard the China man thing from one Asian towards another Asian...I couldn't decide if it was funny or not confusing for sure :D

What about the player thathas some issue with you, then proceeds to tell everybody else every tell you have that he has picked up. "ooo, see the way he flicked his cards, that,s a man who's picked up a good hand", "you just looked at your cards again to make sure you had it", "You looked at the pot to see how much to bet", "your hands shake when you have a good hand", Me, "if you knew all that why did you call?"

One guy was trying to tell a simple story of how he was driving from one poker room to another with a woman in his life. He was interrupted by his friend who sincerely shakes his head and says how are you going to go in the car for an hour with a woman!? “Make me too horny”. Then looks around at everyone and repeats himself in case you didn’t hear “Make me too horny”.

Can we get a China Man card protector?

Never heard of the if she's old enough to pee etc. I've heard of she's old enough to bleed etc.

Years ago in a cash game player is hiding big chips behind his stack.Dealer tells him put them in front. He says that's my strategy. Dealer replies being a scumbag is not a strategy.

For the last time birds aren't' real is sarcasm.

A guy won a pot from Ukrain guy with AK and said.. i gues AK47 does work vs Ukrainians.

Good God, the pee comment 😬 yikes! Still super funny stuff as always. I love you! ❤ Please don't punch my face in

I got called retarded once..

It blows my mind that people will refer to others who are being rude to them as “the gentlemen”. I would’ve said doucheknuckle or something of the sort…

Review of those ceramic chips?

@GregGoesAllIn

2 жыл бұрын

fuckin great

Not the worst, but quintessentially old man dinosaur. Young kid was taking down pots and afterwards kept showing one nut relevant card. Was obvious he had it every time. If he was trying to cultivate an aggro image, he’d show the bluffs. Old man becomes frustrated that the kid is wasting our time and exclaims “HE’S QUEERIN’ THE TABLE!”

@GregGoesAllIn

2 жыл бұрын

oof. 🏳️‍🌈

@VengerSatanis

2 жыл бұрын

That's actually a legit, old-school expression, though. Remember, we're not all millennials!

Guy on my right: “Stop playing so tight!” Guy who’s two to my left: “The dealer can literally shit in his hand and put it in front of me. It would be better than the cards he keeps giving me.”

I mean I had a hot chick sit at a table and she announced I'm about to leave and an old men who was sitting next to her took out 2 black chips and said I'll give you 200$ if you stay longer. Lmfao

Hahah birds are not real😆 nice Feature

It's pretty telling that he didn't include the actual Trump quote that was apparently said that was apparently racist.