What Is The Oldest Thing? | Answers With Joe

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With NASA's announcement of organic molecules in 3 billion year old rocks on the surface of Mars, I wanted to talk about why we are so fascinated with old things, and break down what are the oldest things in the universe.
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  • @firebreather4693
    @firebreather46935 жыл бұрын

    Update: Chiyo Miyako died about a week and a half ago. Joe, quit jinxing people’s lifespans!

  • @aske3211234

    @aske3211234

    4 жыл бұрын

    Googled it as soon as he said it

  • @stefantheconqueror8710

    @stefantheconqueror8710

    4 жыл бұрын

    Where is Joe?

  • @stefantheconqueror8710

    @stefantheconqueror8710

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@RW-tv6py joe mama who?

  • @yaboicash6666

    @yaboicash6666

    4 жыл бұрын

    StefannoTheConqueror Joe mama is a very nice lady whom we all respect and cherish

  • @RavenIsAnArtist

    @RavenIsAnArtist

    4 жыл бұрын

    He finna jinx the Earth's death xD

  • @dsloop3907
    @dsloop39074 жыл бұрын

    The oldest thing? Mick Jagger and Keith Richards. Charlie watts died August 24, 2021.

  • @castcarnival962

    @castcarnival962

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Ozzymandius1 *AND I LAUGH AT BOTH OF YOU IN QUEEN ELIZABETH II*

  • @urbangangsta

    @urbangangsta

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cast Carnival Betty white is older than queen elizabeth ii

  • @TnT_F0X

    @TnT_F0X

    4 жыл бұрын

    Age doesn't apply to Beings living beyond the 4th Dimension.

  • @exiliar4093

    @exiliar4093

    4 жыл бұрын

    ????

  • @elliotbigland4300

    @elliotbigland4300

    4 жыл бұрын

    Keith will outlive the cockroaches

  • @TommyOnTheRun
    @TommyOnTheRun4 жыл бұрын

    A Greenland shark was just found to be 400+ years old

  • @ALouisae

    @ALouisae

    2 жыл бұрын

    cool, but i think we’re dealing more billions of years old rather than hundreds

  • @dannyanimated8885

    @dannyanimated8885

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ALouisae He said the oldest living thing was a tortoise that was a hundred and fifty. It’s relevant.

  • @ALouisae

    @ALouisae

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dannyanimated8885 it did, my bad

  • @kgcolor

    @kgcolor

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ALouisae very rare someone accepts their mistake and moves on. Bravo, you have my respect

  • @sgt79

    @sgt79

    2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine that shark was born in the 1600s before so many things in history mankind was just getting out of the medieval Era. So many things have happened to mankind while that shark was swimming and living its life crazy to think about...

  • @j.l.9029
    @j.l.90294 жыл бұрын

    Chiyo Miyako lived a full 27 days after this video was uploaded

  • @AaronKaiMCDNLD

    @AaronKaiMCDNLD

    3 жыл бұрын

    COINCIDENCE???? I THINK NOT

  • @amia560

    @amia560

    3 жыл бұрын

    dammit joe, not again

  • @Bongaloid777
    @Bongaloid7774 жыл бұрын

    "better start taking vitamins" *old woman smoking a cigarette*

  • @Dayvit78

    @Dayvit78

    4 жыл бұрын

    Vitamin N (icotine)

  • @saitenotoshuitsnaini

    @saitenotoshuitsnaini

    4 жыл бұрын

    The centenarians that lived today is a person who lived through history of world wars, global famines, plague and technology boom. Imagine what the person born today would see if they get to be a centenarian and then, like, on 2205 she/he is interviewed by the then to be interplanetary broadcasting system news report be like? In what fashion would she/he tell the galaxy about us getting Rick Rolled every year.

  • @MrSimonw58

    @MrSimonw58

    4 жыл бұрын

    a pack a day keeps the doctor away

  • @silent_stalker3687

    @silent_stalker3687

    4 жыл бұрын

    Simon Watts A pack a day keeps the doctor’s hopes away

  • @Deathington.

    @Deathington.

    4 жыл бұрын

    I came here to type that.

  • @cljeans8399
    @cljeans83996 жыл бұрын

    122 is just insane. Imagine someone born in 1980 might actually live to see the 22nd century. That means today they would be around 40 years old. Only a third of their life lived. Yet, when I was a kid I thought 40 was ancient...

  • @jshepard152

    @jshepard152

    6 жыл бұрын

    CL Jeans 40 *is* ancient. I suspect my lower back is fossilized.

  • @cljeans8399

    @cljeans8399

    6 жыл бұрын

    J Shepard 😂

  • @johnrockett5155

    @johnrockett5155

    6 жыл бұрын

    Its all in the genes baby ..

  • @zigzagduck952

    @zigzagduck952

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yup, know the feeling. :-(

  • @cljeans8399

    @cljeans8399

    6 жыл бұрын

    John Rockett 🤣

  • @honkhonk5813
    @honkhonk58134 жыл бұрын

    "The oldest animal is a gigantic tortoise" Sleeper sharks: *laughs in old age*

  • @TheVinc123

    @TheVinc123

    4 жыл бұрын

    Actually it's the greenland shark that lives the longest I'm pretty sure

  • @jennyjen7000

    @jennyjen7000

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheVinc123 they found one that's 500+ years old.

  • @TheVinc123

    @TheVinc123

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jennyjen7000 Yeah I've seen a couple videos actually, quite fascinating all the changes that have happened outside the water that he has no idea about lol

  • @basdejong515

    @basdejong515

    4 жыл бұрын

    What about jellyfish? People say they can live forever if they don't get killed. But I don't think one ever made it past 500 years

  • @crediblesourse

    @crediblesourse

    4 жыл бұрын

    Quahog clams have been found over 507 years old. Sadly every one that had been collected has been killed in the process

  • @mercywalschek2695
    @mercywalschek26954 жыл бұрын

    "And you know what? You don't look a day over 12 billion." Thanks. It's my moisturizer😁

  • @ToRkiPoo

    @ToRkiPoo

    3 жыл бұрын

    Moisturize me! Moisturize me!!

  • @lonestarr1490

    @lonestarr1490

    3 жыл бұрын

    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

  • @peterbonnema8913

    @peterbonnema8913

    3 жыл бұрын

    You must be very moist.

  • @santtilagmailcom
    @santtilagmailcom6 жыл бұрын

    My friends mother was interviewed to a magazine when she turned 96 years old. They asked that what was the secret of her old age. For some reason they didn't print her answer which was two packs of Marlboros per day.

  • @liquidminds

    @liquidminds

    5 жыл бұрын

    That old japanese lady was smoking too. Rolling stones have done drugs all their life and still rock on. But I've never seen a vegan doing yoga and sports turning 100... so yeah... anyone can believe whatever they desire... but there are some contradicting facts to what they tell us about health out there, that we can choose to ignore if we want... xD

  • @psyffee3755

    @psyffee3755

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@liquidminds yeah but being vegan wasnt really a thing back then.

  • @archdukefranzferdinand567

    @archdukefranzferdinand567

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@liquidminds hate to break it to you, but 100-year-olds aren't the most athletic

  • @liquidminds

    @liquidminds

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@archdukefranzferdinand567 more athlethic, then people who die at 80 at least... At a certain age, being able to move is "athletic" enough.

  • @squirrelfish8200

    @squirrelfish8200

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Prowler Cam True. People are weak and strong in different aspects. Thus why some of us can drink milk while others of us die instantly when thinking too hard about peanuts. You either can or can not.

  • @gordonlawrence4749
    @gordonlawrence47496 жыл бұрын

    nope the oldest thing is one of my electronics lecturers from the 1980's. I swear he pre-dates the big bang. Most of the other lecturers were taught by him at some point and some of them were pretty ancient.

  • @jameshumphrey9939

    @jameshumphrey9939

    5 жыл бұрын

    I know that guy i created him sincerely god

  • @arthas640

    @arthas640

    5 жыл бұрын

    Reminds me of a nurse who worked a doctor. She was so old that she literally helped his mother give birth to him

  • @OnideusMadHatter

    @OnideusMadHatter

    5 жыл бұрын

    There is no oldest thing. Temporal perception is an illusion. State changes are governed by energy conversion/transference. This is why "time" seems to "slow down" near a black hole... it's because the gravity becomes so strong that "normal" energy movement is slowed down. The slower energy moves, the slower "time" seems to go. As energy moves, time is given meaning, a metric, but energy movement is variable and that variability is controlled by gravity. Without any form of gravity the speed of energy becomes infinite which in turn creates matter and that in turn creates gravity. The greater the density of matter, the greater the gravity and the slower energy moves. So you could think of matter as being hyper-accelerated energy which in turn gives off slow moving energy waves that create gravity. Matter > Energy Speed up energy, you get matter, slow energy down, you get gravity. There is no "time".

  • @kennethluedtkejr1903

    @kennethluedtkejr1903

    5 жыл бұрын

    Besides Time doesn't exist it is nothing more then humans creating a way to put our event's in a chronological order we are not Born aware of time. It's taught to us. We are taught to tell time along with the numbers 1-12 We put much into teaching our young to be able to tell time by electricity or the movement of the Sun but Man invented Time so we could measure stuff and file stuff away.

  • @aurelias9539

    @aurelias9539

    4 жыл бұрын

    Gordon Lawrence my physics teacher was the woman from the hyperthyroid photo with bulging eyes like grandma death from Donnie Darko white hair pink Cadillac and white fur coat she was probably from another galaxy thinking back even the evil kids Dodnt screw with her head o went to the roughest estate school 1500 kids but they left her be she was way too odd

  • @xione0825
    @xione08254 жыл бұрын

    If it hasn't been stated already, they found a clam a few years ago that was about 450 years old, making it the oldest living animal at the time, because I'm certain someone has already eaten it by now. And then there's the jellyfish. Some species are believed to be essentially immortal.

  • @vnikyt

    @vnikyt

    Жыл бұрын

    I can totally see that having happened, but WHY would you eat the oldest living thing what is wrong with people

  • @MicahPotts

    @MicahPotts

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@vnikytimagine being the guy that can say he are the world's oldest animal! 😂

  • @thomasdickson35

    @thomasdickson35

    8 ай бұрын

    They actually found out how old it was by killing it and cutting it apart. It was a Mahogany Clam.

  • @capt.bart.roberts4975
    @capt.bart.roberts4975 Жыл бұрын

    My favourite story of scientists clusterfucking. Is the story of The New Zealand free botanists looking for a very rare tree/shrub. They arrived in a cut off valley, that had last been explored early last century, that resulted in the original description of the plant. They arrived in the valley set up camp and started exploring for this flora, two weeks later, no luck. The started breaking camp, and as they took down one of the tents, they found they'd pitched it on three seedlings of the tree/shrub!

  • @phillipsalisbury1385
    @phillipsalisbury13855 жыл бұрын

    I think both clams and the Greenland Shark are older than tortoises.

  • @fairuzzoha310

    @fairuzzoha310

    3 жыл бұрын

    jellyfishes too ive heard

  • @randall.chamberlain
    @randall.chamberlain6 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Joe, I was feeling 13 billion recently but I'll settle for your 12. Self esteem is important.

  • @gwendolynnowlan2427
    @gwendolynnowlan24272 жыл бұрын

    In July 1974, a study of the growth rings of one of the koi's scales reported that Hanako was 226 years old. She is, to date, the longest-lived koi fish ever recorded. there is also a breed of jelly fish that can't die it just goes back to it's infant state then starts over. so technically it's the oldest. Turritopsis dohrnii The 'immortal' jellyfish, Turritopsis dohrnii To date, there's only one species that has been called 'biologically immortal': the jellyfish Turritopsis dohrnii. These small, transparent animals hang out in oceans around the world and can turn back time by reverting to an earlier stage of their life cycle.

  • @dinoschachten
    @dinoschachten Жыл бұрын

    It's amazing to me that since this video Greenland Sharks have emerged as a very likely candidate or even proven(?) to live longer than these impressive turtles. I quote: "The oldest shark in the world is thought to be around 392 years old" I'd really love to go to the U. S., for the incredible wonders of nature you guys have. Those are some badass trees!

  • @DanNobles
    @DanNobles5 жыл бұрын

    14:51 Literally in the last full second says “Love you guys” and although it’s super casual as a subscriber I think it really means a lot.

  • @hhill4227

    @hhill4227

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@goshagrandchild6500 "And I'll see you guys next week. Love you guys, take care."

  • @criffermaclennan
    @criffermaclennan6 жыл бұрын

    Greenland sharks live for between 300-500 years

  • @Elmithian

    @Elmithian

    6 жыл бұрын

    Christopher MacLennan I thought it was theorised that they could live even longer? And it was simply that we hadn't gotten sample from an older one?

  • @criffermaclennan

    @criffermaclennan

    6 жыл бұрын

    Elmithian yeah, purely based on what they've found to date... But I'd imagine there's a good chance of there being much older specimens lurking in the depths

  • @hjh1972

    @hjh1972

    6 жыл бұрын

    I've asked a Frilled-Shark about his age, he couldn't remember..

  • @bomma2694

    @bomma2694

    6 жыл бұрын

    I didn't know this lol

  • @doncarlin9081

    @doncarlin9081

    5 жыл бұрын

    For that matter, jellyfish are virtually immortal, if they don't get sick, get in an accident, or get eaten, they can live forever.

  • @antonelabakavic4045
    @antonelabakavic40454 жыл бұрын

    I've stumbled upin your channel just recently and I immediately fell in love and subscribed. I really like your content,it is very interesting but even more I love your sense of humour and your very smart and hilarious jokes. I have been watching your videos the whole weekend and I really enjoy it. Great job!!! Greetings from cold but sunny Germany!🤗

  • @misophoniq
    @misophoniq4 жыл бұрын

    I really was expecting the Queen of England to be on this list!

  • @denizmetint.462

    @denizmetint.462

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hol'up! So, you're saying Queen Elizabeth I and Elizabeth II aren't the same person?

  • @misophoniq

    @misophoniq

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@denizmetint.462 They might be. Maybe the v2 version is just an upgrade.

  • @randommadness1021

    @randommadness1021

    4 жыл бұрын

    Her husband is older than her👍🏻

  • @randommadness1021

    @randommadness1021

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Digonto 😂

  • @UniquePanda0
    @UniquePanda06 жыл бұрын

    Oh I nearly missed this one. Glad I found it, because I had birthday today and the topic totally gives this "one year older thing" a special twist. I am feeling pretty young for ~13.7 Billion years! Great video, thank you 😊

  • @joescott

    @joescott

    6 жыл бұрын

    Happy birthday!

  • @UniquePanda0

    @UniquePanda0

    6 жыл бұрын

    Thank you ^^

  • @CONGTHEGUERILLA
    @CONGTHEGUERILLA4 жыл бұрын

    "Sponges are neither plants or animals" they are animals They are animals.

  • @Thestargazer56

    @Thestargazer56

    4 жыл бұрын

    Planamals?

  • @Nanamowa

    @Nanamowa

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Eric VandenAvond That's absolutely false. They are distinct, multicellular animals.

  • @orsonzedd

    @orsonzedd

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Monkforilla No, Moss is a plant, its in an entirely different kingdom, the fuck did you get that from?

  • @KaiserMattTygore927

    @KaiserMattTygore927

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Monkforilla Is mayonnaise an Animal?

  • @juntingiee2602

    @juntingiee2602

    3 жыл бұрын

    so your saying the mould on my bread is a animal?

  • @BeaverThe01.
    @BeaverThe01.4 жыл бұрын

    Dude I started following you at around 4000 subs, I love that your channel has grown so much... Your character is what makes the channel... don't change :)

  • @ianfitzpatrick2230
    @ianfitzpatrick22304 жыл бұрын

    I go to Great Basin National Park maybe twice a year, the bristlecone pines are beautiful and so unique in look. Not to mention they are growing at an elevation that most other trees can’t.

  • @Jordan-ko7me
    @Jordan-ko7me4 жыл бұрын

    Joe: “None of us will ever die!” Everybody: *Eventually* *dies*

  • @gpll8135

    @gpll8135

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jordan Rucksack 123 coincidence? I think not

  • @josim9244

    @josim9244

    4 жыл бұрын

    1000 years later he is surrounded by his subscriber's tombstones " why am I burdened with this curse?!!?"

  • @jacobhillensjo1643

    @jacobhillensjo1643

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joe mama

  • @teratokomi8731

    @teratokomi8731

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hes not as smart as the topics he talks about

  • @rivermistfae

    @rivermistfae

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@josim9244 aww that made me sad :{

  • @kvkman555
    @kvkman5556 жыл бұрын

    I got to hold a meteorite with mineral grains older than the sun once in my Astrobiology class back in college. One of the very few things I brag about.

  • @tyeten5725

    @tyeten5725

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kugelblitz, Seeker of Knowledge I got to hold my own balls older than the sun. One of the very few things I am shy about.

  • @kvkman555

    @kvkman555

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for sharing...

  • @hiimwaynko-4987

    @hiimwaynko-4987

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kugelblitz, Seeker of Knowledge you must be socially awkward.

  • @kvkman555

    @kvkman555

    5 жыл бұрын

    How did you arrive at this assertion?

  • @ryanfranks9441

    @ryanfranks9441

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's pretty cool man, but just about every asteroid material floating around in the solar system formed/cooled before the sun formed. But none the less, that is still really cool.

  • @royserles5322
    @royserles53224 жыл бұрын

    Hey Joe, I really like your videos. I just wanted to say hi and hope to see you make many more. Thanks

  • @pattybean457
    @pattybean4574 жыл бұрын

    I just discovered joe. I love joe. That is all.

  • @SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim

    @SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim

    2 жыл бұрын

    patty bean

  • @haulin
    @haulin6 жыл бұрын

    "To know what the oldest thing is, one must know what one means when one says thing. What does one mean by thing? What does thing mean to one? Let's just go through all the things one by one." That was brilliant! :D

  • @icarusbinns3156

    @icarusbinns3156

    2 жыл бұрын

    I see what you did there!

  • @DenisLoubet
    @DenisLoubet4 жыл бұрын

    The oldest selfie would be the Cosmic Background Radiation.

  • @dinosaurnerd3346
    @dinosaurnerd33464 жыл бұрын

    Joe! I think when it comes to the oldest living animal (that isn't a mollusk) you should have mentioned the sleeper shark, which may live up to 400 years old.

  • @jayfigg7981
    @jayfigg79814 жыл бұрын

    THANK YOU! I'm 57 and my Mother still treats me like a child. Going to show her that bit!

  • @B3Band
    @B3Band6 жыл бұрын

    Hey, tree, how old are you? **tree doesn't answer** HOW OLD ARE YOU??? **tree doesn't answer** **scientist murders tree** America in a nutshell.

  • @philipsmi-lenguyen8155

    @philipsmi-lenguyen8155

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol.ikr.couldnt he have just cut a chunk out of it or somethin,n i cant believe whoever that dude was actually gave him permission to do it.they shouldve known that there was somethin special with it,seein how tough it was.i hope he got fired.

  • @MySerpentine

    @MySerpentine

    4 жыл бұрын

    A lot of science in a nutshell, really.

  • @nunyabusiness8538

    @nunyabusiness8538

    4 жыл бұрын

    but in doing so the scientist will find how old the tree is by looking at the rings.

  • @donal935

    @donal935

    4 жыл бұрын

    Also us Dónal's in a nutshell

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger5 жыл бұрын

    “Like, as tainted as Bill Cosby’s career” OH DAMN.

  • @someonerandom9138

    @someonerandom9138

    5 жыл бұрын

    Spicy SASS

  • @lance4842

    @lance4842

    5 жыл бұрын

    *Oof*

  • @7MonarC

    @7MonarC

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oohhh savage!

  • @mysterysmith4039

    @mysterysmith4039

    5 жыл бұрын

    I don’t believe it I think “me too” thing is “me too crazy women movement “ radicals you can’t even hit on girl some ppl just awkwardly dumb make mistakes

  • @timothymccaskey4362

    @timothymccaskey4362

    5 жыл бұрын

    Name not found: Good ol' Bill with all the druggin' and a gropin and a rapin.'

  • @TheKanaRenee
    @TheKanaRenee3 жыл бұрын

    "Unmessed with!" Undisturbed, Joe. The word you were looking for was undisturbed.

  • @icarusbinns3156

    @icarusbinns3156

    2 жыл бұрын

    With all the sandstorms and probes? It’s disturbed. Unmessed with is the best we can hope for

  • @PhilRounds
    @PhilRounds4 жыл бұрын

    Keep up the good work! Your vids are my favourite on KZread!

  • @ayanziazan7004
    @ayanziazan70046 жыл бұрын

    Can you do a video about nanotechnology

  • @joescott

    @joescott

    6 жыл бұрын

    Maybe...

  • @chrisgarcia6098

    @chrisgarcia6098

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yaasss

  • @matthewwriter9539

    @matthewwriter9539

    6 жыл бұрын

    How soon until I can buy my own programmable nanobots?

  • @caseyriley1014

    @caseyriley1014

    5 жыл бұрын

    NANITES!!!

  • @Aieieo
    @Aieieo6 жыл бұрын

    Probably one of your best videos yet. Loved the way your provided “multiple different things” without getting hung up on different categories of animals or grouping things too much. Well done! (Also come to New Zealand for a electron launch and do a meet up while your at it)

  • @rebeccamcdowell2788
    @rebeccamcdowell27884 жыл бұрын

    I appreciate/love your videos. I have been binge watching. Merry Christmas

  • @dannyp2058
    @dannyp20584 жыл бұрын

    Loved how you explained all you did, thanks I loved the information.

  • @JimXultra
    @JimXultra4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for taking the time to share your research. Greatly appreciate all of your videos!

  • @AriManPad8gi
    @AriManPad8gi6 жыл бұрын

    Ace episode man, thanks

  • @suzannebrown2505
    @suzannebrown25054 жыл бұрын

    Having just listened to your video, "On losing a pet", I wanted to mention that I have lost several pets within the last 5 or 6 years, so I understand your grief. Three dogs have passed. My pomeranian died recently at 11 1/2 years very quickly, within a week after she got sick. She was a traumatized rescue who couldn't bark, whom I had for 5 years. Before I had her, I had a cocker/springer mix, Robbie, as a puppy, who didn't quite make to 5 years, before he developed a ruptured disc in his spine and quickly became paralyzed from his middle down and couldn't walk but was screaming in pain. I had several friends help me carry him to the vet to put him down. I cried for 3 days, because he was so young. Before Robbie, I had Cody, a Bichon Frise who I also got as a puppy. He died in my arms when he was 11 years old. Now, I have a calico cat, Mitzy, who is about 8 years old and appears to be healthy and happy and very loving, on her terms! However, she was declawed before I got her about a year and a half ago. Thank you for being the funny and sensitive and cool person that you are! Unlike you, I am divorced and living alone. Dogs and cats give me great joy and are necessary to my life as an older person to help me live my life. Even as a senior with no other family, except a few cousins living in other parts of the country, pets give me the unconditional love I need and never had as a child or when I was married! 🥰💖

  • @caroljo420
    @caroljo4203 жыл бұрын

    This was fascinating. Thanks, Joe!

  • @chrisgarcia6098
    @chrisgarcia60986 жыл бұрын

    I looove these types of videos, great show young chap

  • @joescott

    @joescott

    6 жыл бұрын

    Thanks, this one was fun.

  • @przemyslawwawrzynczak2348
    @przemyslawwawrzynczak23486 жыл бұрын

    Hi Joe. Love your channel. I'm gonna subscribe to your patreon just so I can watch your reaction when you have to read my name. Its Przemyslaw Tadeusz Wawrzynczak. Good luck, start practicing now. Lol

  • @joescott

    @joescott

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah.... keep your money. 😉

  • @Cet3010

    @Cet3010

    6 жыл бұрын

    hahahaha made my day

  • @jshepard152

    @jshepard152

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nice to meet you, Tad.

  • @jackcarey4902

    @jackcarey4902

    6 жыл бұрын

    Przemyslaw Wawrzynczak I know how to prenounce Przemyslaw as I have a friend with same name but not the rest haha

  • @AllanCWechsler

    @AllanCWechsler

    6 жыл бұрын

    P'ZHEM-iss-lahv tah-DAY-oosh vahv-ZHIN-chahk

  • @yannikgutzeit2377
    @yannikgutzeit23774 ай бұрын

    This is the Video that hooked me to this Channel!!!

  • @MikeBrownRehobothBeach
    @MikeBrownRehobothBeach3 жыл бұрын

    Just discovered you a week ago, now one of my favorite channels.

  • @curiosity_saved_the_cat
    @curiosity_saved_the_cat6 жыл бұрын

    You didn't mention the only (known) immortal creature on the planet; Turritopsis dohrnii. Not the prettiest animal, but who needs to be pretty when you're immortal. Nice video!

  • @thulyblu5486

    @thulyblu5486

    6 жыл бұрын

    It is pretty for a jelly fish

  • @doncarlin9081

    @doncarlin9081

    5 жыл бұрын

    I've heard other jellyfish species can be immortal, they can live forever if nothing bad happens to them.

  • @kvkman555
    @kvkman5556 жыл бұрын

    Minor correction: Wheeler peak is in the Snake range in Nevada (Great Basin National Park). I like how the Bristle cones erode rather than rot due to their density and preserving resin.

  • @sallylea1
    @sallylea12 жыл бұрын

    Love your videos,so interesting!!!!You are hilarious!!

  • @MrJmwilmott
    @MrJmwilmott4 жыл бұрын

    Awesome! You're really funny mate, i enjoyed this vid!

  • @jamesfarrell8339
    @jamesfarrell83395 жыл бұрын

    I really think you have out done your self with this episode. I really found this video to be your best. You are always putting together content that is educational and facinating but this video really had me on the edge of my seat. As always thank you for researching and putting complex subject matter in a way that is educational and entertaining at the same time. I hope that everything is going well with your KZread channel and you continue making more of them because I am smarter every time I watch them and for that I cannot say thank you enough. Have a great day. Greetings from Atlantic City New Jersey USA

  • @munyaradzimumvuma7608
    @munyaradzimumvuma76086 жыл бұрын

    This was a very good episode Joe. Keep up the good work

  • @yourselfmclaren9094
    @yourselfmclaren90944 жыл бұрын

    I did like this Joe,thanks mate

  • @kris_0520
    @kris_05202 жыл бұрын

    When he said that the viewer(meaning me in this case) doesn’t look a day over 12 billion, I got a smile on my face and I don’t know why.

  • @jackcarey4902
    @jackcarey49026 жыл бұрын

    JOE keep it up my friend,, love your work to relax, laugh and get informed... Mostly lol

  • @Alejoblocks
    @Alejoblocks6 жыл бұрын

    Thank you Joe, now I know that if I want to be 122 like Jeanne, I should smoke!

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords

    @Pining_for_the_fjords

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jacob Woods And be an Italian or Japanese woman.

  • @matthewwriter9539

    @matthewwriter9539

    6 жыл бұрын

    She also excersized every day, also she only smoked 1 or 2 death sticks a day.

  • @Quaz.

    @Quaz.

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jacob Woods maybe it has something to do with being well oiled from fish,Japan, and olives and wine from Italy i dunno.

  • @Alejoblocks

    @Alejoblocks

    6 жыл бұрын

    Quaz PoE Japan...Italy...I will assume it is because of Mario 😂

  • @Cuber-ml8gj

    @Cuber-ml8gj

    6 жыл бұрын

    Didn’t Joe say in another video that Jeanne quit smoking at 100?

  • @lesleymaher6799
    @lesleymaher67994 жыл бұрын

    Joe: You don't look a day over 12 billion. Me: Thank you. I needed that.

  • @donaldwright2426
    @donaldwright24263 жыл бұрын

    you are good! Thanks!

  • @lst1nwndrlnd
    @lst1nwndrlnd6 жыл бұрын

    Joe's got the dirt on Mars😉

  • @martythemartian99

    @martythemartian99

    6 жыл бұрын

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRG!!!!!!

  • @realzachfluke1
    @realzachfluke16 жыл бұрын

    Good morning and happy Monday all you Answerphiles ^.^

  • @firemaster786

    @firemaster786

    5 жыл бұрын

    Zachary Fluke stop sexually assaulting the answers!

  • @Eric-469
    @Eric-469 Жыл бұрын

    Wow. He looks _substantially_ younger in this. Surprised it’s only 4 years prior

  • @peterpayne2219
    @peterpayne22197 ай бұрын

    Really cool video!

  • @nickcallahan3781
    @nickcallahan37814 жыл бұрын

    When you learn this whole video is just an advert for Brilliant 🤣🤣

  • @dabiskitt
    @dabiskitt5 жыл бұрын

    6:48 sponges are in the kingdom Animalia and are, in fact, animals. The oldest living ones sometimes.

  • @clydernoeljr9896
    @clydernoeljr98962 жыл бұрын

    I absolutely love answers with Joe how do I ask Joe questions?

  • @discatded
    @discatded Жыл бұрын

    pando is literally my fav thing in the world. thats an exaggeration probably but its one of them. gotta love weird trees!

  • @orlandolaurentiu731
    @orlandolaurentiu7316 жыл бұрын

    Question: If time works different in some parts of the univers over than others, its posible that some things are ageing differently and sime of them be "older" than the known age of the universe?

  • @dadsonworldwide3238
    @dadsonworldwide32385 жыл бұрын

    The system or network forest have is amazing .those on the edge detect a threat and in hours the entire forest knows

  • @vickiemckie5681
    @vickiemckie56813 жыл бұрын

    I loved this. Im an idiot. I have a hard time with comprehension. But i love science. You make it so i can get it. Thank you.

  • @RTD1947
    @RTD19474 жыл бұрын

    When I want my head to hurt when I wake up!!!! I watch Joe!! You are better than coffee!!!

  • @omambianelson4853
    @omambianelson48536 жыл бұрын

    Joe should have his own TV show his really funny

  • @cerebros3671
    @cerebros36714 жыл бұрын

    Nobody: Scientists: *M A R T I A N S O I L*

  • @Ephemeral_Style985

    @Ephemeral_Style985

    3 жыл бұрын

    P W this is probably the most likely way for that to happen in reality, most scientific specimens either already are or end up dead.

  • @phantomwalker8251

    @phantomwalker8251

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Ephemeral_Style985 just like religion,,kill it in the name of god & science..yeeehh..

  • @ShadowLynx777

    @ShadowLynx777

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@meowfaceification So we're going to nuke the s**t out of Venus? It has (most likely) bacteria clouds

  • @ShadowLynx777

    @ShadowLynx777

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Ezequiel Ciamparella Didn't you hear they probably found bacterial clouds in the atmosphere of Venus? There planning missions to send proves into it for solid proof

  • @ShadowLynx777

    @ShadowLynx777

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Ezequiel Ciamparella It's phosphine but whatever. And if scientist with the actual raw data are saying this might be life, I'm going to trust them over some nobody replying on KZread. Once they have evidence in either direction, I'll adjust my view accordingly

  • @noway5272
    @noway52724 жыл бұрын

    i think this is my favourite episode

  • @fanjapanischermusik
    @fanjapanischermusik3 жыл бұрын

    Amazing!

  • @joaosoares3719
    @joaosoares37196 жыл бұрын

    Sponges ARE animals, Joe - phylum Porifera.

  • @thulyblu5486

    @thulyblu5486

    6 жыл бұрын

    But my intuition doesn't agree with that when looking at it! Oh and bats are birds.

  • @pedronogueira8148

    @pedronogueira8148

    6 жыл бұрын

    Thulyblu That’s ok, you’re just an uneducated random person on KZread. Joe Scott has a science and technology channel - he should do his research a little more carefully...

  • @jaidenlang4991

    @jaidenlang4991

    6 жыл бұрын

    Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

  • @hjh1972

    @hjh1972

    6 жыл бұрын

    Chihuahuas are cowfarts with legs

  • @ricardolourizela5961

    @ricardolourizela5961

    6 жыл бұрын

    Unless you're a patron he doesn't give a rat's ass about these corrections. I'm unsubscribing from this channel - his biggest asset is the trust we put in his research, and errors like this make his sloppiness evident and him untrustworthy.

  • @Alejoblocks
    @Alejoblocks6 жыл бұрын

    What is the oldest thing ? *Your Momma*

  • @joncollins7730

    @joncollins7730

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jacob Woods I liked even if no one else did lol.

  • @ravens4200

    @ravens4200

    6 жыл бұрын

    Old joke.

  • @Alejoblocks

    @Alejoblocks

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kotarou DL The oldest ? 🙌

  • @joescott

    @joescott

    6 жыл бұрын

    Your mama jokes always welcome.

  • @joncollins7730

    @joncollins7730

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kotarou DL Not as old as your mama (sorry in advance lol)

  • @alberton.1601
    @alberton.16014 жыл бұрын

    12:40 Tks. Joe, you made my day!

  • @airfryerenthusiast1675
    @airfryerenthusiast16754 жыл бұрын

    I just discovered this channel recently and you’re basically like Vsauce but you upload so much more frequently

  • @vcuheel1464
    @vcuheel14646 жыл бұрын

    Wouldn’t the oldest thing we can see/detect be the cosmic background radiation?

  • @P4u1_08
    @P4u1_083 жыл бұрын

    that random 10 year old kid in class: Haha i'm the oldest and tallest *unnamed tree *unnamed movement*'s into the classroom*

  • @ozimerman111
    @ozimerman1112 жыл бұрын

    That tree was in Great Basin NP in Nevada, not in California. Wheeler peak is in that park. Great channel, big fun. Thank you.

  • @puruagrawal9051
    @puruagrawal90513 жыл бұрын

    *The Queen sips tea in the background while smiling*

  • @meandtheboys223
    @meandtheboys2233 жыл бұрын

    Queen Elizabeth : Are you challenging me?

  • @challengechannel1795
    @challengechannel17955 жыл бұрын

    The oldest thing is everything. It's been here forever.

  • @humantrash1478
    @humantrash14783 жыл бұрын

    I love your solar system shirt bro

  • @Svensk7119
    @Svensk7119 Жыл бұрын

    I remember the oldest man in my youth, a gentleman in Japan. I believe he died in 1990. He was born in 1865. Back about the same time, there was (80s-ish) a show that talked about this ring of brush, a bush, that grew in an ever-expanding ring. The center had long since died, but it was estimated to be eleventy centuries old. Yes, eleven followed by three aughts.

  • @Raynow97
    @Raynow976 жыл бұрын

    Joe can you make video " Westworld " TV show its Brilliant... AI, Simulation, and mortality are just a few interesting things this show talks about.

  • @joescott

    @joescott

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I need to get caught up on the 2nd season. Loved the first season.

  • @Raynow97

    @Raynow97

    6 жыл бұрын

    Season 2 is brilliant. watch out for spoilers...

  • @Litepaw
    @Litepaw4 жыл бұрын

    1:18 Awwww no you didn't 😂

  • @thomaswalsh4552
    @thomaswalsh4552 Жыл бұрын

    Can’t believe you missed Greenland sharks. The average lifespan is somewhere between 250 and 500 years, and one’s believed to be over 700 years old have been found

  • @bdwilson32
    @bdwilson323 жыл бұрын

    It is believed that Greenland sharks live significantly longer than giant tortoises. Also, the immortal jellyfish could theoretically be thousands of years old

  • @harrybartlett3723
    @harrybartlett37236 жыл бұрын

    Joe, Hi from down under! Just needed to say that.

  • @chasindigo

    @chasindigo

    6 жыл бұрын

    Harry Bartlett you and me don't exist

  • @joescott

    @joescott

    6 жыл бұрын

    G’day!

  • @BaronVonQuiply

    @BaronVonQuiply

    6 жыл бұрын

    How's -Winter- Least Hot Summer treating you in Oz?

  • @harrybartlett3723

    @harrybartlett3723

    6 жыл бұрын

    Baron von Quiply It feels like England

  • @talltroll7092

    @talltroll7092

    6 жыл бұрын

    Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

  • @kristaanderson2213
    @kristaanderson22134 жыл бұрын

    Hey Joe Could you do a video about the mysterious “cleaning events” that allegedly take place on mars . They’re like a windstorm that perfectly clean the rover ... or it’s a conspiracy and there are alien astronauts on mars .

  • @phantomwalker8251

    @phantomwalker8251

    3 жыл бұрын

    work it out,,you drive your car for 6 months,its filthy,,no amount of rain or wind will clean it. its called static electricity,clingy....yes,it gets cleaned & maintained. it had a life of what,9 months,.its now what,10 yrs.20.? mars has atmosphere,water,air,.it has radio active nuked soil. yes,there was life,like human life,alien,that was nuked,long time ago..our moon,is from another galaxy. it was put around earth to give us a calmer orbit & seasons..it should not mathematically,be there..its too big,& we are too small.nasa lies..

  • @Joab38
    @Joab384 жыл бұрын

    Wheeler Peak is in Eastern Nevada (Great Basin National Park)!!! The White Mountains has the oldest know Bristle Cone Pine now that the NEVADA one has been cut down.

  • @randomuser46368
    @randomuser463684 жыл бұрын

    I love science, so these videos are like crack to me. I can't stop watching them!

  • @lakshmiwillowrose5112

    @lakshmiwillowrose5112

    3 жыл бұрын

    haha

  • @aurorawolfe6060
    @aurorawolfe60605 жыл бұрын

    When I was younger, I had this weird obsession of wanting to live to be at least 100 years old. By the time I get to be a little ol lady, maybe we'll have the technology to live longer... but for now, with the technology we have today, I'll be happy to live to be 80 (barring any freak accidents and the breast cancer that runs in my family)

  • @bevcd3625
    @bevcd36255 жыл бұрын

    That was very informative if only I understood what you were bloody talking about. 🤔

  • @colmhain
    @colmhain4 жыл бұрын

    I 'bout spit coffee all over my keyboard when I saw your shirt......

  • @madri0929
    @madri09294 жыл бұрын

    Wow, apart from presenting complex and even obscure content in an interesting, clever, and engaging, way, this guy is really witty in a quality, unexpectedly seamless way. Not just fun delivery, but really funny. Google algorithm got this suggestion right!

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