What If... Facebook Was A Pub | Kevin Bridges: The Brand New Tour
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Kevin simplifies the use of social media accurately...
Comedy superstar Kevin Bridges returns to the stage in 2018 with his sell out new show -- The Brand New Tour. The show was filmed as part of Kevin's UK and Ireland tour and his 19 night residency at the Glasgow Hydro.
It's written and performed by a comedian at the top of his game with Kevin giving his take on the modern world, social media, anxiety, religion, conversations with his dog and having Barack Obama as his support act.
This is by far Kevin's best show to date and really is a stand up masterclass.
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@orsonlannister9847
2 жыл бұрын
Ur da makes hoose rice ya bam. Geez a quid or you're getting a malky in the number 40 bus You're a star man, funny af
@420somewhereG
Жыл бұрын
Never gets old class man😂👍🏼🍀
@dylanjamesoliver1994
Жыл бұрын
HOOSE RICE
@alexcore697
Жыл бұрын
Social Media is alot worse now
“That pub’s full of pricks” Made me spit out my beer!
@originalunoriginal4055
3 жыл бұрын
Guinness. Draught?
@paulwalters7984
2 жыл бұрын
Lol me too!
@iamurdad77
2 ай бұрын
Wir ye in the pub! or in yer hoose?????
Eatin a freddo, drinkin a capri sun... lookin for luuurvvve. Fucking classic. ❤🤣
"Get off with me' haven't heard that in years! Brings me back 😂 Love him
@katharina...
4 ай бұрын
What did it actually mean? 😆😁
@LeonM810
3 ай бұрын
@@katharina... it's slang for hooking up with someone
@katharina...
3 ай бұрын
@@LeonM810 Ah right, thank you 👍 I thought it meant dating but it turns out the meaning was quite literal 😁
I deactivated my Facebook and never logged back in again years ago. 2014 I think. Occasionally I miss an invite to something but on balance it's overwhelmingly one of the best things I've ever done for my mental health. I don't miss it one bit.
@Garngad_bhoy
2 жыл бұрын
I did the exact same thing as Kevin said it's full of pricks & I don't miss it 1 little bit 👍
@jcm9356
2 жыл бұрын
I dumped FB at the beginning of 2018 and do not miss it one iota.
@guitarlover302
2 жыл бұрын
Dumped mine ! hate it - sick of all the crap on it from people showing off !
@rogersmith422
2 жыл бұрын
I left it at a similar time. My life is so much better for leaving that. Such a time waster.
@Burnsyrfc1873
2 жыл бұрын
Deleted all social media about 2016 including Facebook and never looked back
It's on the wall sweetheart, the s is a 5. I can't stop laughing
@tracyhudson1674
3 жыл бұрын
Me too bloody brilliant 👏 he's spot on with the fb thing isnt he howling honestly 😂😂😂
@williamdonnelly895
3 жыл бұрын
When he said, The password is, Paradi5e", I heard a Rangers fan, "Boo"! 😕Fuck HIM! HAIL HAIL! 💚
@williamdonnelly895
3 жыл бұрын
@@tracyhudson1674 Aye, hen‼️👌🤣😂
@5sosfan21
2 жыл бұрын
@@williamdonnelly895 hi looks like Shane fillan from westlife 🤣
@williamdonnelly895
2 жыл бұрын
@@5sosfan21 Kevin?
He is simply telling the truth. Well said Kevin.
@originalunoriginal4055
3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, we live in a period were immorality and stupidity is seen as humour, despite it being the condition of our society. We should ashamed rather then pissing ourselves in laughter. But that's the reality we live in!
@dickon728
2 жыл бұрын
@@originalunoriginal4055 I wonder what we would have to laugh about if the world was perfect. Truth can be funny. Maybe that's a clue.
@milesjolly6173
5 ай бұрын
@@originalunoriginal4055 Are you saying he’s stupid?
@sonicdiablo8968
4 ай бұрын
@@originalunoriginal4055 what are you scuttering on about?
@originalunoriginal4055
4 ай бұрын
@@milesjolly6173 no! He is talking about the state of society and the current affairs of civilization.
Spot on Kevin..I deleted FB a while ago 🙈
21 dislikes from the lads missing their nans on social media!
@originalunoriginal4055
3 жыл бұрын
Or victims of "left on read" when having sent a dm to a lass that just accepted their friend request!
@carolecollins853
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@nebularain3338
3 жыл бұрын
1 sad loser who obsesses over the popularity of a video becasue it's the only thing to shout about.
@catherinejames2734
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
"The S is a 5" I laughed way too hard at that.
@rhonda2555
2 жыл бұрын
The WiFi code in heaven is paradi5e
He's 100% spot on about the Facebook thing. So sad to say.
@Kellystella97
3 жыл бұрын
Treu wish I could really do the petrol thing sometimes
@hmq9052
3 жыл бұрын
You're all still on it though
@lithomac2237
3 жыл бұрын
@@fingersTitan cheers for letting us know that mate. I can sleep easily now
@Thefi5thdnb
3 жыл бұрын
you tube can be hilarious aswel but at least its a little more secluded
@Xfade81
3 жыл бұрын
He's spot on about the msn/windows messenger and the phoneline being occupied...
On New Year Day, I had a bad anxiety attack, I had nothing to do/watch until then I found your DVD then ended up watching it over and over again then I ended up gasping for air cos I laughed that hard!😂 I'm glad I found Kevin bridges to watch every time I feel down.😊
I get headaches from laughing to hard whenever I watch Kevin Bridges. I love this guy!!! I would totally torch the Facebook pub.
@originalunoriginal4055
3 жыл бұрын
Kevin Bridges isn't liable for any damages!
@markdamiani9738
Жыл бұрын
Oh, You meant those places with Wi-fi for clients use?
@jongibirdi1394
Жыл бұрын
We should go in and smash it up
Best stand up comedian about. Simple as. Been top of his game for years , on a whole new story he takes it up another notch. Genius.
He is so naturally funny, he is amazing. I could be having a massive anxiety attack and watching him just puts a big smile on my face
@robg4512
3 жыл бұрын
May I recommend Karl Pilkington? That guy cures depression
@williamdonnelly895
3 жыл бұрын
@@robg4512 He's funny ‼️... But, Frankie Boyle roolz🤣👌😂💓
@clairemcmahon9392
2 жыл бұрын
Get a life
@williamdonnelly895
2 жыл бұрын
@@clairemcmahon9392 Pardon? 🤔
@m4inline
2 жыл бұрын
It's not being PC. Normality.
Fecking brilliant. The local disco in Ireland was just the same 😂
@tommykarate5126
3 жыл бұрын
With there miami vice tinfoil suits!!!
Cheerfully closed my Facebook account about four years ago and I'm so happy :)
@jamiewalker8772
3 жыл бұрын
Still never had one 🤘😅 Probably cost me a lot but whatever
@stevelawrie9115
3 жыл бұрын
@@jamiewalker8772 All it cost you was the ignorance that your friends are all narcissistic. :)
If Twitter was a pub it’d be like the pub form the spongebob movie that kicks off for no reason
@BB-lk8ep
3 жыл бұрын
It would actually be so funny to see the people in that pub. It would be filled to the brim with the biggest rejects imaginable.
Absolutely spot on with the facebook jokes. This Kevin Bridges bloke is brilliant!
If I feel homesick (I live in New Zealand) I watch some of Kevin and it has me greetin' wi laughter 🤣🤣🤣
@jongibirdi1394
Жыл бұрын
Kia ora mate
Old mate fae school selling herbal life 😂😂😂
Glasgow is full of people like him and thats why i love working there. Im a scouser and we are similar in humour in Liverpool
@originalunoriginal4055
3 жыл бұрын
Scousers and Scots are brothers in arms!
@hollindisasters6073
3 жыл бұрын
The Geordie sense of humour is very similar too haha
@williamdonnelly895
3 жыл бұрын
Naw, yoos ir'nsae! 😂
@marcwarren5985
3 жыл бұрын
@@williamdonnelly895 who’s insane? You must be a kid man because Scousers, Glaswegians and Geordies have always got on lol
@williamdonnelly895
3 жыл бұрын
@@marcwarren5985 Respect! 👌
The tears are rolling down my face, he is hilarious……Billy Connolly Mark II. 😂
Absolutely bang on re Face Book! Australia took on suckerburg and won.
@conors4430
3 жыл бұрын
As somebody who lives in Australia, the Australian government took on Facebook because they took the side of Murdoch and big business sensational journalism over Facebook. By definition there wasn’t a good guy in the fight.
Absolutely fucking top notch comedy! Kevin is the funniest comedian around.
Funny yet so serious at time. He's brilliant
One of the most amazing Scottish comedian ever lived. Cheers Kev. I.N 🔥
@ugur24
3 жыл бұрын
He is world class in my eyes.
@aiczz
3 жыл бұрын
@@ugur24 same mate👌
"Would you *GET OFF* with me?!" 2:37 😂
3:51 😂😂😂 yep 😂😂😂 '...if Facebook was a pub...' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Saw Kevin twice in belfast I actually was sore laughing I mean I just could not stop he's brilliant
@hmq9052
3 жыл бұрын
That's the sort of inane comment he's on about
Hands down Kevin is the Dave Chapelle of British comedy. His timing and delivery is on point, his references are instantly relatable.. there are jokes within his jokes... !!
@geraldjones8010
3 жыл бұрын
Damn right.hes he'll funny
@randyschwaggins
2 жыл бұрын
@@geraldjones8010 Kev is really good...but Frankie's the best!
@geraldjones8010
2 жыл бұрын
@@randyschwaggins yah Frank is funny too
@orsonlannister9847
2 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle is a completely different kind of comedian to Kevin Bridges. I love watching Dave Chappelle and I love watching Kevin Bridges but not because they're similar; because they're different.
@nba2kaii12
Жыл бұрын
@@randyschwaggins never met a person in scotland that thinks frankie boyle is funny. He couldn’t lace kevins boots
I saw him live at the Fringe years ago and remember laughing & smiling non-stop, literally, from minute 1 and my cheeks hurting by the end of the gig! I just love him!
Thank you Kevin. Somebody finally said it. That was like music.
The facebook part........just freaking brilliant. Spot on.
i have no idea how many times i watched this video. crying with laughter every time
Please bring out another DVD, and do another tour!!
Simply the Best out there!!!!
The Facebook pub would be a great place to get in a fist fight
@The_Unintelligent_Speculator
3 жыл бұрын
Be an easy fight too
@b8nnytez
2 ай бұрын
👊
This is so incredibly accurate
Not many people can make my jaw ache from smiling but he can. His spot on analysing is hilarious.
Reliably hilarious every time!
Absolute belter of a video funniest and most down to earth comedian around
you are a true legend Kevin.
He is so spot on with his FB observations.
Brilliant!
Ridiculously talented man! Genuine comedy genius 🤗
Hahaha. Mallorca... My first ever holiday
@majordelays4909
3 жыл бұрын
Compared with Covid lockdown in U.K. that holiday in Mallorca would be like heaven * 1000 right now
Thanks Kevin, just thanks 😊
YES THIS IS THE BEST! KILLING IT MATE
By far my favourite comedian ever
such clarity......................crystal perception.
LOVE THIS!!!!
It takes a little while to get the hang of his accent but it's so damn worth it 😂😂💯💯
@williamdonnelly895
3 жыл бұрын
😂👌🤣
@tomdedaele1691
2 жыл бұрын
@@williamdonnelly895 so true 😉
@williamdonnelly895
2 жыл бұрын
@@tomdedaele1691 Aye, I know, pal.. 😂 🤣 😂
@audreyshearer2433
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
Yer Gran never knew how to turn the volume up on the telly?!
Any day is a little brighter with a little bit of the Kevster! Haha 👍
Ooooh. Well put, Kevin.
We are laughing at ourselves - he just points out the utter absurdity of everyday life. Facebook? Thick MP says she/he is being threatened and abused on social media? Stop using it! Media "personalities" - they don't have one.
@davedave1027
3 жыл бұрын
Still not right to have your life or family threatened or have rape threats. Get your point but some of this stuff is real and unpunished. If it was a pub the ones threatening would be getting smashed
@christinearmington
3 жыл бұрын
It’s all fun and free speech 🎤 until someone whips all these fantasy boys into a mob and storms the Capitol. Cop killers.
@Stefan-jk5gx
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much everyone has a media profile.
First time i was called a "duzzy hoor" was by a taxi driver in Glasgow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely right there Kev haha
I checked FB for all those reasons..lol hilarious
Got a pc for my kids in 2000. "Don't download anything - it's costing me a penny a minute !" "Get off --- someone may be trying to phone us !" .....as if 🤣🤣🤣
That's absolute golden stuff mate!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it!! Wish the full show would be available in Holland! 🤙😎👌
This isn't even a comedy sketch this is a man breaking down 😂😂😂
I’m crying 😂
Brilliant 😂😂😂😂 .
4:08 that is like a few pubs I have been in
So good
Brilliant 😂🤣👏👏👏👏👏
Your a fkn legend big kev.keeping it real.
BANG ON!
the best bit of comedy..i couldn't stop laughing
Class.
The guy who’s ‘typing to Gran’ on FB sounds like Kermit. 😂
@christinarichie6171
3 жыл бұрын
No he sounds like Kill Gates 😂
This is comedy gold 👌🏻🇦🇺
3:59 - "If Facebook was a pub..."
Why Scotland loves ya big man 😅😅 100% genius and sopt on about social media 😉
Legend
just watched this again, ribs are aching ,
You are a legend! Greetings from Budapest!
Haha..good one Kev..
This guy is a genius and as funny as hell......🤣
This fella is top quality
CLASS, 😂😂😂
Brilliant 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is so eeerily true. Absolutely fucking spot on!
Magnificent
Point blank knock back 😂😂😂
Omfg I laughed 🤣
thankyou for making me laugh
We all know the plastic tube with the string we use to keep our coins in on holiday 🤣
That point blank knock back
too good lol
Brilliant
Bang on Boss. You got it hacked, make me laugh every time.
He’s so right 👍🏼👍🏼
Oh man...fuckin dial up internet. Makes you smile with nostalgia. KZread is the closest I am to social media. To quote Mr Bridges "fuck social media".
Omg that Gran shit does my bloody head in. 👹🤬 Great clip Kevin 😀
😂 gold
such a legend.
Extra level comedy